Even more interesting drinks from SCP-294!

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  • @breathewoody7035
    @breathewoody7035 4 роки тому +2455

    D-9341: *Literally drinks lava, human, eyedrops, etc.*
    Also D-9341: "Ew I won't drink breast milk"

    • @GalacticFox32
      @GalacticFox32 4 роки тому +307

      *PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS*

    • @TusksTheAxew
      @TusksTheAxew 4 роки тому +109

      @@tthung8668 SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB, MATE

    • @dylanpaulhus2856
      @dylanpaulhus2856 4 роки тому +75

      And the gay, don’t forget about that

    • @laurahuynh8333
      @laurahuynh8333 4 роки тому +50

      Milk is literally cow’s breast milk. It is not that weird considering many of us drank it as babies.

    • @saletzgy7820
      @saletzgy7820 4 роки тому +6

      @@GalacticFox32 I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT :D

  • @ascaniolamp
    @ascaniolamp 4 роки тому +3831

    "Needs some ketchup tho" I am going to commit a hate crime

  • @TackleTheDog
    @TackleTheDog 4 роки тому +811

    “Hello welcome to McDonalds, what can i get for you?”
    “Can i get a small cup of gay please?”

  • @thatonebaldheadedclassd1074
    @thatonebaldheadedclassd1074 3 роки тому +860

    2:28
    “You suddenly felt a strange affection to SCP-106”
    106: *proceeds to step on his head dancing*

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 роки тому +77

      I think it's his mating dance 😳

    • @monstercaliban
      @monstercaliban 3 роки тому +9

      @@Angelic_Disaster_ 😏

    • @samauman1747
      @samauman1747 3 роки тому +12

      @@Angelic_Disaster_ hey spleens, how is Elis dee and all of grays other test subject… I mean, sims doing?

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 роки тому +8

      @@samauman1747 Australian Man lit the grill on fire again, Colono is trying to drown in the sink with Ellis Dee, Bab Ross is dead already, and my daughter Blue Cheese is here is trying to establish dominance against Tonsils... So we're great! How are your Hell spawns doing?

    • @samauman1747
      @samauman1747 3 роки тому +1

      @@Angelic_Disaster_ I am not sure, I haven't checked on them. What about Tim Horton?

  • @DivorcedGooseRat
    @DivorcedGooseRat 4 роки тому +2306

    I swear 70% of the development for this game was spent on this

  • @sshini2085
    @sshini2085 4 роки тому +896

    I feel like 90% of the time spent on this game we’re the developers thinking what people would type

    • @grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897
      @grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897 4 роки тому +17

      I often ponder this yes.

    • @Ren-Yamato
      @Ren-Yamato 4 роки тому +3

      yes.

    • @Ren-Yamato
      @Ren-Yamato 4 роки тому +30

      they know furry might play this game :|
      "OwO"

    • @Klosop
      @Klosop 4 роки тому +10

      We are the developers?

    • @mayapal2747
      @mayapal2747 4 роки тому +9

      im betting you can drink every scp in fact...what about the scp itself

  • @sweetcherry628
    @sweetcherry628 4 роки тому +1463

    When you did SCP-096s face I almost cried

  • @Bruhgablol
    @Bruhgablol 3 роки тому +389

    "Nice snack in these trying times. Needs ketchup though."
    Mama mia
    *Loads gun and points it towards head*

    • @rockyroadtheunimaginable
      @rockyroadtheunimaginable 3 роки тому +4

      Oh my god now i’m tempted to try a noodle with ketchup

    • @justme4lif3
      @justme4lif3 3 роки тому

      i ate chips with ketchup before
      dont ask but i like it

    • @jovankabroz6858
      @jovankabroz6858 3 роки тому

      @@justme4lif3 same

    • @I_Love_Llamas
      @I_Love_Llamas 3 роки тому

      @@justme4lif3 they taste like fries when you do that

    • @justme4lif3
      @justme4lif3 3 роки тому

      @@I_Love_Llamas to lay barbecue chips
      legit like barbecue

  • @shiba204
    @shiba204 4 роки тому +417

    8:40 *babies in a nutshell*

  • @kino9119
    @kino9119 4 роки тому +905

    "You suddenly feel a strange affection for 106"

  • @nonexistance1480
    @nonexistance1480 4 роки тому +741

    Employee: "types cup of Joe"
    Scp 106: And I took it literally

    • @keikomai3143
      @keikomai3143 4 роки тому +4

      Stolen comment

    • @vinhphucnguyen4695
      @vinhphucnguyen4695 3 роки тому +15

      @@keikomai3143 overused comment

    • @keikomai3143
      @keikomai3143 3 роки тому

      No other reply than complimenting the person who insulted me

    • @vinhphucnguyen4695
      @vinhphucnguyen4695 3 роки тому +12

      @@keikomai3143 so "overused comment" is now an insult?

    • @Auxbrained
      @Auxbrained 3 роки тому +7

      106 is the old man though? Not the machine?

  • @tzeentchmundi44
    @tzeentchmundi44 3 роки тому +274

    When he drank spinal fluid i had a intense fear that somewhere someone would scream

    • @meepthescorpio6367
      @meepthescorpio6367 3 роки тому +19

      Please,we do not speak of the man,SCP-[Redacted],also known as Zeke Yeager....

    • @gamemode0lol
      @gamemode0lol 3 роки тому +2

      @@meepthescorpio6367 monke man

    • @grate9
      @grate9 3 роки тому +1

      Should've typed "femur"

    • @WingTheGoat
      @WingTheGoat 3 роки тому +3

      *ATTACK ON TITAN INTENSIFIES*

    • @themittenkitten_wastakenfromme
      @themittenkitten_wastakenfromme 3 роки тому

      Whatbout…jerk,509,entidy,entidy 509,goo,natt,human,kill,STOP,D-9341,My Life Story,Minecraft,Craft,Mine,Craftmine,Tired and Hell Them

  • @ricardobautista-garcia8492
    @ricardobautista-garcia8492 4 роки тому +373

    "a nice snack in these trying times. Needs some ketchup though" This is what we need in 2020.

  • @spazel188
    @spazel188 4 роки тому +584

    There was an incident when a employee ordered a cup of “joe”
    LETS TRY THAT

    • @mckaylamarille8630
      @mckaylamarille8630 4 роки тому +36

      Oh yeah I remember that xD
      A guy called Joe requested 'a cup of Joe' and the machine took it literally-

    • @justiciar1964
      @justiciar1964 4 роки тому +11

      RIP president-elect Biden.

    • @Chase_Danger
      @Chase_Danger 4 роки тому +7

      Joe mama

    • @adambass5280
      @adambass5280 4 роки тому +2

      It was a reference to the cup of joe scp
      Learn some scps

    • @magicmanhs7718
      @magicmanhs7718 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine he dies,we got D-9341 Name

  • @Sol-re5kn
    @Sol-re5kn 4 роки тому +597

    Drink: is black
    StolniKaktus: Doesn't seem like somthing I'd want to drink
    Coca-cola/Pepsi: Are we a joke to you?

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima 3 роки тому +280

    Me, an italian, seeing "needs some ketchup" talking about spaghetti: time to make ww2 look like a tea party

    • @s0rr03_
      @s0rr03_ 3 роки тому +18

      as a non-italian im going to make hell seem like a fucking birthday party

    • @Momo_Kawashima
      @Momo_Kawashima 3 роки тому +10

      @@s0rr03_ take the rifle, we're going to remake the Somme

    • @milantosic
      @milantosic 3 роки тому +5

      i just ate leftover spaghetti with mayo and ketchup is this considered war crime in Italy?

    • @Momo_Kawashima
      @Momo_Kawashima 3 роки тому +8

      @@milantosic Tošić. Enter the cell. Now.

    • @s0rr03_
      @s0rr03_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@milantosic I'm going to make hell look like a festival.

  • @demonitized1020
    @demonitized1020 4 роки тому +247

    *drinks cup of love*
    “I suddenly have the urge to hug scp 173. Perhaps the reason he kills is out of sadness and anger from not being loved by his creator and living a life of hate.”

    • @minicrewmate941
      @minicrewmate941 4 роки тому +1

      @2 Noel 173*

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 3 роки тому +4

      Fun fact: There is an entire SCP article (somewhere in the 5000s) about The Foundation "taming" a monster and it's really wholesome

    • @bunhi5519
      @bunhi5519 3 роки тому +3

      @@alfalldoot6715 its ''just another murder monster'' if i recall

  • @bigslurpee2078
    @bigslurpee2078 4 роки тому +125

    "Let's try something normal."
    "Liquid Spaghetti"

  • @munastronaut8147
    @munastronaut8147 4 роки тому +162

    this dude: literally just tests drinks
    the entire mobile task force: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

    • @BarrageDude
      @BarrageDude 4 роки тому +2

      95 likes no comments?! lets fix that!

    • @justachicken3969
      @justachicken3969 4 роки тому +1

      They even want you to go to Gate A

  • @theminerwithin9316
    @theminerwithin9316 3 роки тому +205

    3:23 I literally almost died laughing.

    • @jinx-m8h
      @jinx-m8h 3 роки тому +4

      I was like 096 AWWW MAN

  • @CLUSTERFVCK
    @CLUSTERFVCK 4 роки тому +67

    bro everyone out here tryna make it dispense weird af drinks while i’m just wanting a coffee

  • @emotionalsupportfurry8284
    @emotionalsupportfurry8284 4 роки тому +274

    After seeing the Cup of OwO I think this machine must be terminated.

  • @eliin4205
    @eliin4205 4 роки тому +114

    "Need some ketchup t'ho"
    *Angry Italian noises*

    • @malo59
      @malo59 4 роки тому +1

      Pizza_yt37 sounds like sans

    • @Trigos211
      @Trigos211 4 роки тому +1

      Angry bonetrousle noises*

  • @schweppley3817
    @schweppley3817 3 роки тому +144

    You should get a cup of jarate, you can throw it at SCP-966 to make him visible

  • @TaleTellerofTales
    @TaleTellerofTales 4 роки тому +192

    I'm sure someone else messaged this before, but I don't know that, but after SCP - 066's loud musical orchestra your character actually becomes temporarily deaf to everything around him. So in other words: "SCP - 066 is not breaking the audio in the game, it's just your character going deaf for some amount of time."
    Sorry for wasting your time with something you probably already learned about after making this brilliant video.

  • @chad6100
    @chad6100 4 роки тому +329

    Best birthday gift ever!

  • @jjspinkie
    @jjspinkie 4 роки тому +123

    “Speaking of spaghetti, Hey budd-“
    The SCP: *ETERNAL EARAPR*

    • @darkuswolfitus2015
      @darkuswolfitus2015 3 роки тому +2

      SCP-066 went up to him and plays a loud sound and breaks the sound.

  • @ZacDreemurrPower
    @ZacDreemurrPower 3 роки тому +24

    Scp 096 face jumpscare got me, I wasn't expecting that lol

  • @j4xxonl
    @j4xxonl 4 роки тому +151

    What my cat sees when I'm trying to hug him. 3:26

    • @kensachu5701
      @kensachu5701 4 роки тому

      oh nice you got 96 likes perfect

    • @kensachu5701
      @kensachu5701 4 роки тому

      @Khaki Shorts your cat is terrified?? dont get started in 096 oh its ok 096 its o-
      *screaming intensies* welp holy F**K why come on 096 im only a d class pwease. *screaming gets louder* oh sh*t gotta run

    • @j4xxonl
      @j4xxonl 4 роки тому

      @Khaki Shorts haha

  • @MasterFarellGaming
    @MasterFarellGaming 4 роки тому +165

    "OWO daddy i've been a bad machine *nuzzles you* pwease punish me UWU." that had me dead! XD

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +6

      Mtf Unit: NOPE FIRE

    • @LazingtonsNotHere
      @LazingtonsNotHere 4 роки тому +8

      Bring forth the Holy hand grenade

    • @NezomShark
      @NezomShark 4 роки тому +2

      UwU

    • @randomuser5732
      @randomuser5732 4 роки тому

      k *SHOOTS AT HIM WITH MG42* done

    • @El.Gatito.
      @El.Gatito. 4 роки тому +1

      The day that people will stop saying that they'll shoot us Furries I'll eat my shoes

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 4 роки тому +36

    The scp 096 part jumpscared tf out of me

    • @pleaseendme69
      @pleaseendme69 4 роки тому +2

      I haven't been jumpscared in literal years but this one actually got me

  • @lj142
    @lj142 2 роки тому +16

    4:53 the fact that D-9341 spitted it out shows how brave D-9341 is

  • @admiraljetro8783
    @admiraljetro8783 4 роки тому +39

    I really just want to think. When you did 049, what was he thinking
    049: Hmmm, I felt a disturbance in my digestive tract. Must have been that vending machine again

  • @veritas8530
    @veritas8530 4 роки тому +236

    nobody:
    Me, asking a vending machine that can LITERALLY produce any liquid: *can i get a water*

  • @casualproblems
    @casualproblems 4 роки тому +348

    I fear no man.
    But that thing...
    *g a y drink*
    It scares me.

  • @realnyow
    @realnyow 3 роки тому +234

    I fear no man
    but that
    OwO drink
    scares me...

  • @the_mastergamer3140
    @the_mastergamer3140 4 роки тому +115

    Nobody:
    066: **SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES**

    • @heenthousiast383
      @heenthousiast383 4 роки тому +1

      luuuul

    • @Joseph_Stalin1941
      @Joseph_Stalin1941 3 роки тому +5

      That was Beethoven.......

    • @heenthousiast383
      @heenthousiast383 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@Joseph_Stalin1941 my god....
      MY LEADER WOULD NEVER SAY THAT AND SUPPORT THE ANTHEM.
      YOU FAKE SPY!!!! GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY

    • @Joseph_Stalin1941
      @Joseph_Stalin1941 3 роки тому +3

      @@heenthousiast383 Дебил, I do support the anthem, I am not a spy, I was just saying that was Beethoven and not the Soviet anthem. I am Joseph Stalin, I have heard *our* anthem many many times.

    • @libertyprime76
      @libertyprime76 3 роки тому +1

      Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated

  • @somedudethatlikescringemay3282
    @somedudethatlikescringemay3282 4 роки тому +71

    Stolin: **types in gay**
    SCP-106: **gets in love with stolin**

  • @yourfriendlylocalhitman667
    @yourfriendlylocalhitman667 4 роки тому +94

    The article around 5:58 - 5:59 says “Boy, 11, pinned down and had bleach poured in his eyes by other school children” with a bleach ad next to it that says “Pour with confidence”

  • @shaltshaker
    @shaltshaker 3 роки тому +6

    “A nice snack in these trying times, needs ketchup though.”
    *You just mamad your last mia*

  • @qq4tii
    @qq4tii 3 роки тому +166

    Me that just looked in the game files and found the list: smort

    • @qq4tii
      @qq4tii 3 роки тому +14

      @Le renard orange mais pas roux there is a list with all the drinks in the files
      SCP-Containment Breach v1.3.11. > Data > SCP-294
      You can even add your own drinks

    • @monstercaliban
      @monstercaliban 3 роки тому +1

      @@qq4tii uh oh

    • @qq4tii
      @qq4tii 3 роки тому

      @@monstercaliban what why

    • @monstercaliban
      @monstercaliban 3 роки тому

      @@qq4tii idk lmao

    • @qq4tii
      @qq4tii 3 роки тому

      @@monstercaliban ah ok then

  • @FireEagle-dh6ih
    @FireEagle-dh6ih 4 роки тому +39

    D-9341: Gets "Cured"
    Control: Report to the nearest security force for questioning.

    • @theteardrop615
      @theteardrop615 3 роки тому +1

      Subject d-9341 designated for termination

  • @hlubeck8170
    @hlubeck8170 4 роки тому +41

    "This isn't going to kill me is it"
    *_Dies_*
    "bruh"
    I love this part

  • @lilcreeper2635
    @lilcreeper2635 3 роки тому +44

    “Tastes like hair and blood”
    It worries me that he knows what those taste like

    • @pitnorman
      @pitnorman 3 роки тому +9

      What? No way you never tasted blood

    • @ISlayEgirls
      @ISlayEgirls 3 роки тому

      Lol mom look this kid never tasted hair haha

    • @masongaming9269
      @masongaming9269 3 роки тому

      No really I've tasted both

    • @HusbandoCollector
      @HusbandoCollector 2 роки тому +4

      Every human has probably tasted both, if you haven't you're just pretending to be a human

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 2 роки тому +1

      @@HusbandoCollector i oddly enough have tasted both mostly when i was young but i had a broken jaw one time and they took out all the dental bracing inside my gums to hold my jaw shut while it heals in place by just giving me localized painkiller unscrewing the rig and ripping it out it felt weird an uncomfortable amount of blood in my mouth till it just stopped in less than a minute honestly the most painful part was the local anesthetic the sensation of loseing feeling completly was not good doctors always play there discriptions of pain down i undersrand why because of the mental aspect its more painful if you think its going to be painful

  • @danielburke4852
    @danielburke4852 4 роки тому +157

    4:57 I sense the rule 34 artists approaching.

  • @VividlyNight
    @VividlyNight 4 роки тому +220

    Stolni: “why did i do this” after the owo message
    Also Stolni:
    7:42

    • @UrielSales
      @UrielSales 4 роки тому +3

      Of course

    • @kekskruemel05
      @kekskruemel05 2 роки тому +4

      The cup of OwO turned him to the dark side
      They way cooler side
      We have cookies

    • @Restart_Animator
      @Restart_Animator Рік тому

      “Ouch *my ass is being eating.* “

  • @jiyyohh
    @jiyyohh 4 роки тому +136

    “MY BREAST MILK”
    _hol’ up_

    • @jiyyohh
      @jiyyohh 4 роки тому +2

      @@gizaisaloser7426 oh sorry

    • @jiyyohh
      @jiyyohh 4 роки тому +2

      @@gizaisaloser7426 oh lol-

    • @samauman1747
      @samauman1747 4 роки тому

      Hey, dont judge them!

  • @justsomekidthatmakesyoutub1042
    @justsomekidthatmakesyoutub1042 3 роки тому +46

    Imagine he drank the spinal fluid and turned into a titan
    that'd be perfection
    edit: thanks for the likes ive never gotten this many

  • @creeperkillere
    @creeperkillere 3 роки тому +85

    "Report to the nearest security force"
    Him: mate i'm already dead

  • @SnepSquad
    @SnepSquad 4 роки тому +273

    You should try cup of “me” and see what happens.

    • @ikavolo
      @ikavolo 4 роки тому +22

      you get the guy who said cup of joe in the test logs

    • @fangsong3802
      @fangsong3802 4 роки тому +1

      I would order Coca Cola with apple juice and sliced pear

    • @priyanshis8588
      @priyanshis8588 3 роки тому

      Death lol

    • @tenten6874
      @tenten6874 3 роки тому +3

      Me = Your own blood

  • @scp_architect1968
    @scp_architect1968 4 роки тому +166

    FINALLY ANOTHER VIDEOOO
    Q and A question:
    What's your Post situation?
    And why dont you Post that much?

    • @kiraawrXD
      @kiraawrXD 4 роки тому +3

      im going to guess motivation

  • @maiquanghuy8807
    @maiquanghuy8807 3 роки тому +17

    I laughed myself to death at: OwO Daddy I've been a bad machine pwease punish me UwU

  • @FM_Artist
    @FM_Artist 4 роки тому +80

    "Boy, 11, pinned down and had bleach poured in his eyes by other school children".... That's dark af

  • @sfsmrspacepizza2737
    @sfsmrspacepizza2737 4 роки тому +68

    NTF: so what happen at the site
    Class d: I drink beast milk uwu

    • @TheRealEd1t
      @TheRealEd1t 4 роки тому +4

      class d: and i kinda have a crush on 106 now OwO * blushes*

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому

      @@TheRealEd1t thats it You're on 999 duty
      Oh did i mention it was the j version?

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 4 роки тому

      @@seantaggart7382 class d: theres a j version!?

  • @saltyhasnochill5249
    @saltyhasnochill5249 4 роки тому +39

    When 106 spawned on his head I died

  • @hello-dv1hw
    @hello-dv1hw 3 роки тому +18

    When u write scp names
    Scps: WHO SUMMONED ME

  • @NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN
    @NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN 3 роки тому +88

    I like how when you type in an SCP's number it just summons that scp

    • @omori3703
      @omori3703 3 роки тому +9

      Someone should try it with SCP 682 and see how bad of a containment breach that’ll be

    • @NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN
      @NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN 3 роки тому +1

      @@omori3703 OMG YESSSSS

    • @HorrificHGgames
      @HorrificHGgames 3 роки тому

      @ALEXANDER LUONG well that’s scp 1 so it may send a different scp 1 instead of the day snapping in two

    • @Real_temmie_undertalo
      @Real_temmie_undertalo 3 роки тому +1

      "Hey can i get a cup of 049?"
      "Nah, what if i make it appear out of nowhere?"

    • @whythefuh333lldoineedthis
      @whythefuh333lldoineedthis 3 роки тому

      Hmm what if did you type 035

  • @Steel_Haze
    @Steel_Haze 4 роки тому +199

    Wait! Try spelling “Chernobyl” like I said, then once you test that, Try “Scp-682”

    • @Ilyuhaha-bib
      @Ilyuhaha-bib 4 роки тому +4

      yes

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 4 роки тому +5

      Nothing happens if you try Chernobyl, "OUT OF RANGE".
      And the SCP-682 too, from the SCP: CB Wiki.

    • @Steel_Haze
      @Steel_Haze 4 роки тому +1

      @@B58-Minecraft oh, well that’s sucks

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 4 роки тому

      @SCP-173 PEANUT oh ok then

    • @Zulius2987
      @Zulius2987 4 роки тому

      yes scp 2 therein here (in ths game )

  • @rextunde3870
    @rextunde3870 4 роки тому +333

    Try typing “shrek”
    I’ve always wanted a cup of shrek...

    • @Sans-df9gd
      @Sans-df9gd 4 роки тому +4

      I thought of that to

    • @albinopenguin6894
      @albinopenguin6894 4 роки тому +7

      How about a cup of Sans or sonic?

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker 4 роки тому +4

      "tastes like onions"

    • @doom-1472
      @doom-1472 4 роки тому +3

      im pretty sure it will taste like swamp water or something

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw 4 роки тому +1

      Why not onions

  • @existingperson
    @existingperson 3 роки тому +45

    4:53
    I understand why you would've coughed.

  • @nicopiax-2623
    @nicopiax-2623 4 роки тому +78

    Thank you for being back while all of us are going through tough times XD

  • @Hawkgoboom
    @Hawkgoboom 4 роки тому +56

    “Boy, 11 , pinned down and had bleach poured in his eyes by other school children”
    O_0

  • @36jbf-as031lb
    @36jbf-as031lb 4 роки тому +307

    *Sips a literal gay juice*
    "You suddenly feel a strange affection for scp-106"
    Hah.

    • @lyut9196
      @lyut9196 4 роки тому +13

      HAH. GAYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @phandanglam9923
      @phandanglam9923 4 роки тому +6

      So scp 106 is a guy confirmed

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 4 роки тому +18

      @@phandanglam9923 his code name is "the old man" he was confirmed a boy as soon as his scp was created

    • @TotRuAv
      @TotRuAv 4 роки тому +3

      whats the deal with scp 106 why its supposed to be scp 106 is it gay?

    • @36jbf-as031lb
      @36jbf-as031lb 4 роки тому +8

      SCP-106 - The old man.
      Somehow immortal humanoid thing, that goes trouth any solid object, leaving black liquid in the connecting part. Has it's own pocket dimention, from where it can initiate any sort of action.
      No. Old man is not gay.

  • @mr.mangles8730
    @mr.mangles8730 3 роки тому +22

    3:24 that lit scared the fucking shit out of me i almost had a heart attack

  • @Maple_Syruhp
    @Maple_Syruhp 4 роки тому +35

    “There’s somethin strange, in the neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Butt Busters!”

  • @crimsonsamurai887
    @crimsonsamurai887 4 роки тому +34

    Kaktus: Hmmm ima try 096 face
    Me: pretty sure it’s a jumpscare...
    Kaktus: *turns around*
    SCP-096: h͚̖̜̍̃͐e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨl͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊
    Me: I KNEW IT

  • @dr.quantum1644
    @dr.quantum1644 4 роки тому +67

    “I just need a month or two to finish things up”
    *it has been 5 months please come back*

  • @balthazarfoster2541
    @balthazarfoster2541 3 роки тому +17

    Its a tradition to come here every 3 months just to watch this masterpiece

  • @jayman39
    @jayman39 4 роки тому +49

    4:53
    Me before seeing this: I feel like the machine is gay itself cuz it can give out cups of gay
    Me when I saw this: 100% gay machine

    • @El.Gatito.
      @El.Gatito. 4 роки тому

      Not completely wrong though.
      An 2018 AnthroCon study revealed 80% of The Furry Fandom to be gay.
      12% or so is transgender opposed to the US' average of 0,4%.
      The Fandom is also dominated by male, 65% or so male, 23% female, and 12% trans.

  • @pikaswag4157
    @pikaswag4157 4 роки тому +140

    *Try scp-999 cmon everybody wants to see that :)*

  • @cursedxp6088
    @cursedxp6088 4 роки тому +49

    Next do “December 2020” and see if the world explodes

  • @LobsterDado
    @LobsterDado 5 місяців тому +1

    if you did yet another part on this 4 years later that would make me eternally happy

  • @dogofwisdom1398
    @dogofwisdom1398 4 роки тому +416

    I put “SATAN” on the Scp... wasn’t a good idea

    • @R16Aurora
      @R16Aurora 4 роки тому +22

      I thought you said Santa lmao

    • @emrecan6367
      @emrecan6367 4 роки тому +9

      What happend hell no i wont try

    • @samjetstream9
      @samjetstream9 4 роки тому +3

      "Wasent"

    • @emrecan6367
      @emrecan6367 4 роки тому +1

      @@samjetstream9 cool

    • @dogofwisdom1398
      @dogofwisdom1398 4 роки тому +29

      well basically it’s like anti matter. explodes the facility. except a little different because it goes from normal to pure black. it’s like putting god on the machine.

  • @davelastname8074
    @davelastname8074 4 роки тому +31

    Him: zooms in on SCP 096 about to kill him.
    Me: looks like I'm not getting sleep tonight

  • @muyago3435
    @muyago3435 4 роки тому +298

    “Cup of uwu”
    Please no
    Edit: *what is happening in the comments*

  • @boombox1738
    @boombox1738 3 роки тому +6

    Dr bright: *Finds out this exists*
    The world: “My time has come.”

  • @sophassok5491
    @sophassok5491 4 роки тому +19

    096 0.000001 seconds later after a piece of his face was turned into a drink: hippity hoppity your life is now my property

  • @basedmax9029
    @basedmax9029 4 роки тому +42

    Who’s old enough to know that ball of meat spaghetti is THX in disguise?

    • @rocco2246
      @rocco2246 4 роки тому

      Can u explain pls?

    • @inktonythekaonashigaster6631
      @inktonythekaonashigaster6631 4 роки тому +3

      @@rocco2246 bruh have you even heard the THX intro? That sound alone causes cities to be obliterated

    • @thelaughingman3443
      @thelaughingman3443 4 роки тому +3

      @@inktonythekaonashigaster6631 makes entire planets implode

    • @mudkipgast8671
      @mudkipgast8671 4 роки тому +1

      @@thelaughingman3443 make universes cease to exist

    • @nex24_
      @nex24_ 4 роки тому

      Me.

  • @thischannelscomingback3756
    @thischannelscomingback3756 4 роки тому +95

    ME: Hey want to know what I want for a drink
    Friend: what
    Me again :GAY

  • @Embattled5211
    @Embattled5211 3 роки тому +7

    I always thought it would be cool if "blinker fluid" would make it so you didn't have to blink any more, or at least could wait longer between blinks.

  • @jumelapanes8460
    @jumelapanes8460 4 роки тому +56

    Put in “Eric” the spaghetti might like it

  • @dannifigure3815
    @dannifigure3815 4 роки тому +96

    I guess we can say SCP-106 is a top :>

    • @cloudymew
      @cloudymew 4 роки тому +5

      H a h
      That ship is-
      Fine tbh

    • @null_ify
      @null_ify 4 роки тому +1

      NO NO NO

    • @magiqxl3796
      @magiqxl3796 4 роки тому

      do you like yaoi mangas?

    • @cloudymew
      @cloudymew 4 роки тому

      @@magiqxl3796 haven't read any I'm to busy being a normal child for once
      Besides I live in England
      Also, I have to protect my self using my mother to see if anyone is outside me window or if I'm brave enough to look on my own

  • @anryx555
    @anryx555 4 роки тому +25

    About spaghetti: need some ketchup maybe
    M: **die inside**

  • @kippirup
    @kippirup 3 роки тому +11

    The uwu one just made me sob

  • @beyondtheborderlands12pre-68
    @beyondtheborderlands12pre-68 4 роки тому +21

    The ball of spaghetti scp is my favorite every time he makes that loud ass sound it makes me laugh

    • @itzmezenith
      @itzmezenith 4 роки тому +2

      For any reason that sound remembers me the Soviet Union Anthem xD

    • @Crimson11777
      @Crimson11777 4 роки тому

      Yeah makes me LOSE IT

  • @Maxlton
    @Maxlton 4 роки тому +141

    *Gay*
    Likes scp 106
    Scp lands on his head...
    Scp 106 gay confirmed?...

  • @bereichsleiter8800
    @bereichsleiter8800 4 роки тому +61

    3:21 dude that was scary XD

  • @Iresu_
    @Iresu_ 3 роки тому +5

    1:31 Soap trusted you, i thought i could too.
    So why in bloody hell does Makarov know you?!

    • @symounmiguelbago7265
      @symounmiguelbago7265 3 роки тому

      What? yeah i understand the cod references but what is the connection?

  • @jack_kennedy
    @jack_kennedy 4 роки тому +71

    Try just “Glitch” I wonder if it would be a glitchy drink

  • @Panda_26131
    @Panda_26131 4 роки тому +16

    I started seeing the series today and i didn't thought you would keep going after a year

  • @decalying
    @decalying 4 роки тому +16

    "Wait what happens if I drink 'gay'?"
    "You will turn purple."
    "Oh no he had a Cup of Gay"
    "No I didn't."

  • @froggyo8751
    @froggyo8751 3 роки тому +10

    I-
    The scp spinning on your head literally killed me-
    Edit: *jeRY?*

  • @randompersonontheinternet3735
    @randompersonontheinternet3735 4 роки тому +38

    4:54 wth man.
    5:18 Why I was expecting that

  • @SalSeesSeas
    @SalSeesSeas 4 роки тому +7

    "let's try something normal this time" *proceeds to to make cup of spaghetti*

  • @icyflame1423
    @icyflame1423 4 роки тому +10

    SCP 294: You know, I’m something of a *train station* myself

  • @united_aviation1
    @united_aviation1 3 роки тому +1

    066 is a dirty spaghetti with eyes glued to it

  • @motorman1318
    @motorman1318 4 роки тому +20

    Try “sanity”. After 2020, I really want to drink a nice cup of sanity so I can wake up mentally stable.

  • @markicat2674
    @markicat2674 4 роки тому +50

    Try a cup of:
    Subject D-9341
    Supernova
    Gold
    Marmite (i was hungry while writing this)
    And milkshake

    • @VicVlasenko
      @VicVlasenko 4 роки тому

      "Subject D-9341" - "me" should do the trick

  • @LucaAviation
    @LucaAviation 4 роки тому +66

    1:21, me an italian: *excuse me w h a t*

    • @Nehu_22
      @Nehu_22 4 роки тому +5

      Not just italians, I think I speak for all the (sane) people "you don't put ketchup on spaghetti"
      Tomatoe sauce it's okay, in Argentina we put some "carne picada" and we call it "Tuco"

    • @wisteria115
      @wisteria115 4 роки тому

      ERIC?

  • @fireshark224
    @fireshark224 Рік тому +1

    Man Stolni kaktus where are you. like i remember having a blast watching your content.