Interesting drinks from SCP-294 Ep. 2
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- The long awaited episode 2 of my most popular video "Interesting drinks from SCP-294"
So, this video took me a while, and there were no videos for a long, long time. Im sorry. I'll be explaining why in an upcoming video, so stay tuned, and thanks for the support on episode 1 of this video.
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Rather than blurring your vision, drinking "Meme" should make you see everything deep fried
Remember this game is from 2012, so the meme we have today most likely are not in this game, provided it's not updated to have said meme
Kirbiz The can be updates lmao or it picks be a mod to offside
Coufmdd
@@Simplystimulating Touché
and everything you hear is ear rape
It would be nice if the drink played 'deja vu' or 'running in the 90's'
Also apparently typing in "spoiler" and drinking it plays the game's ending
That deserves more likes
Woah really?
is it only the cutscene or the actual ending of the game?
NexoPhoenixGaming cool
I play SCP secret laboratory
Person: - types antimatter -
Scp 294: “Lol watch this.”
D-9341 Has Died In A Black Hole
He's gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
@Laekeyy_YT that’s not true at all
@Extermination no question was asked, he had a statement and it was wrong.
"That shit was weak as a-"
Piss: I’m not drinking that.
Lava: DRINKS*
*insert bass boost song here*
D R I N C C
Hello fellow EZIC agent
JARATE
Piss is atleast edible.
*Types "antimatter" *
The site: we're experiencing a BK-Class Bruh moment, please evacuate.
Isnt it XK?
Xk is end of the world senario
Edit: BZK reality bruh senario,evacuating the multiverse
OOOOOOH ok
@@samirmalo its a joke, they replaced xk with bk because of the "bruh"
@the_minor_ Roblox its a joke
Machine:Makes vodka
Russians:*Invades facility*
*steals SCP*
Раша прив
@@thecyka8191 прив раша
@@dERSETT
THEY'RE HERE ENGAGE ENGAGE!
69
I would like a Cup of Cup
it's a cup no anything to drink
LOL THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING BEFORE I SAW THIS TEXT
@@amandawoodson1250 i try it
@@KekoMilky No it's A cup inside a cup so you drink the cup inside the cup
Its... a *cupception*
I got a list of stuff: god, immortality, forgiveness, perfection.
Hes done god in the past two videos bruh.
"The perfect drink" is on the wiki. Guy who drank it killed himself later because everything else in his life was terrible compared to it
What about death and Speed?
@@allwynhiwale6111 I tried those. They work.
My list: Putin, dragon, magic, friendship, demon, joy
I like to imagine that when someone requests “God” from 294
It shows the big man upstairs just pissing straight into the cup
Waffuls’ Gaming Guide to History what the heck?
if scp 343's containment cell is up stairs
No, it explode
Lautix nO waY bRo
HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
Imagine typing "My Dreams" into this and it says "Out of Range"
*Fallen Angel* Lmao
Sounds awfully specific, have you tried it?
Savage
*"there is nothing to drink in the cup."*
Ex di
Him: *types In meme*
Some random guard: wait my doge poster is gone...
The posters still there but the doge is not in the poster anymore
Guard: **forgets how to live**
Him: types in blood
Random mom: hello 911 my child is dead!!!
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am but your kid is dead apparently he had no blood in his body and there was no wounds
Guard: Where the hell did my anime poster go
hah
Dude, I thought my discord was going off when watching this video, lol
I legit played it back 3 or 4 times to make sure it was the video
>recording a video with notification sounds on
:|
me too
me too lalolo
Ya lol
scp 294:what do you want?
me: a cup of scp 294
Scp 294 : UwU
I want pee
scp 294: Am i a joke to you?
He uses the machine to drink the machine
*SEEMS LEGIT*
I'm Over A Year Late, But Requests:
•Water
•Smoothie
•Spoiler
And sksjhchceftcfghfxxgfgjxyudyduutddtidtjfhg19299282828292
Excuse me but you want to see what happens when you type in WATER?
Yes. I'm A Dummi
If you type spoilers it spoils you one of the endings
@@terrymellor5112 r/ihadastroke
Here's some of my favourites to type in:
Microwave Casserole
Pure god liquid
Nausea
Surprise me
Huh
h u h
Also 4chan and 9gag
Who knew that a horror game would have interesting dialogue.
Everybody gangtsa and screwing with the vending machine until the MTF has authorized the Nine Tailed Fox to enter the facility.
lol
type "the best drink I've ever had" and "the perfect drink"
Ouh fuck thats is strong
Me: *types "Coca Cola" in the SCP-294*
SCP-294: Ohhh... is pepsi ok?
Bill wurtz
@@arstotzka333 ?
@@TrixerTree nothin'
@@arstotzka333 Ok :D
*_WHOOPSIE DAISY_*
Him: *types in VODKA*
Me: *starts hardbass*
If I remember correctly typing in "knowledge" or "hint" gives you a hint on how to escape
I'd like this but there's 69
100 baby lets go
Why the fuck does this have so many likes goddamn
already done that
When you drank ‘meme’ I was had expecting it to say ‘seems overrated’
It tasted like swamp water
**types in hl3**
"It seems to be a cup of nothingness."
the sad truth
Acid: *doesn't exist*
Antimatter: "Ha, you thought I'd be gone?"
"Venom" actually makes you die after 5 seconds.
why would it though?
It wouldn't be poisonous
Actually, you can drink venom in real life. (Snake) venom is made out of proteins that your stomach would digest just like any protein. By the time it reaches your blood it would just be extra protein in your diet. Of course if you have a cut or ulcer in your mouth...
@@ginsederp just the reply I was looking for.
Btw, its poison which is the real deal, not venom.
Matthew Moules Venoms are deadly when they enter your bloodstream. That’s why most venomous animals bite to inject, like snakes and spiders. Poisons do not need to enter your bloodstream to be lethal, and can be deadly when ingested. Animals that use poison, like some frogs, do not deliver poison through bites because it does not need to enter the bloodstream. As mentioned above, venoms are harmless when not injected into the bloodstream
A nice cup of
*Semen*
*Bull* semen
Louie The Bird he already did life force tho
*horse*
I'd drink that
no tea
If you type in "Spoilers" it will tell you what happens when you enter Gater B ^^
haha realy does it do that
Yeah it’s an actual thing
O
Speedy j
11:55 venom needs to reach your blood cycle to cause damage
If your digestion system is connected to your blood cycle then you are already dead with or without the venom
I was gonna type that. Had it been poison, then there might be trouble, but venom would just be digested/come out.
"Hooefully this drink machine will give me food and drugs."
1:29 - in terms of physics, this is insanely accurate
When Matter and Antimatter collide, they disappear in a giant burst of energy comparable to an explosion. This process is known as "Annihilation"
1kg of anti matter exploading is 43 megatons of tnt.
I got a few that will work
1:blood
2:me
3:lava
I've tested this its interesting
I'd want to drink you too.
rotating disco horse head he already did blood in the first vidd
Try thanos 😏
Try vodka blyat
me kills you doesn’t it?
I'm pretty sure typing "cup of Joe" dispenses blood
Yep
As a reference to that time that an employee asked for a cup of Joe, and it took the blood out of Joe
Who’s Joe
@@seeble8394 Joe biden
Bloood Now
3:32 M A N D A T S S O M G O O D A S S S H I T
Scp 420-J
Try anti-blink. Maybe it will make you no longer blink
You would have to blink manually beacuse your eyes would get dry
*ahem* eye drops *ahem*
*Tears*
@@Alexander99602 wooshy woosh
@@Noobylin no u
What if you put the Cup of SCP-294 In SCP-914 Setting Very Fine? Will it give the full blue print of 914?
Rendell Imbang what if it makes a new SCP-294
How will it fit?
I dunno
(:0
...are you a SCP reasearcher? 'Cause that's a heckin good idea.
your discord ping caused me to check discord and have it load up for 1 minute only to figure out that it was from your video.
*_t h a n k s_*
@@bramble6584 missed the part where thats his problem LOL
Type In acid, or cocaine
And if that doesn't work, try apple juice.
@nazo the humen no, acid the drug
The fact that you put try apple juice is what makes this so much funnier
acid:burns character
cocaine:gets killed by police
maybe
@nazo the humen never knew acid was in mc
@Anti gacha Master fuck you minecraft is better than your life
Me: **asks for memes**
Demoman:
WHERE ME BLOODY MEMES?
i stole them
A big ol cup of yeet if I may request
Laserbeam
No a cup full off tnt yeeters
Wow
Put in
"The perfect drink"
"typed HL3"
its not gonna work.
"dispensing"
oh shit.
"theres nothing in the cup"
of course... 3 doesn't exist in Valve's dictionary.
TF3
Or atleast... their number dictionary.
Valve can count to alyx
no shit. They call half life 2 episode 3 "Half life Alyx" and the next one is gonna be called "half life 2 episode 4".
Half life 3? Oohhhhhh LMFAO HAHAHAHSHSHHSSHSHHSHA
Me: types in World Trade Center
DOES. NOT EXIST
SCP-294:
OUT OF RANGE
-----------
WTC did exist but it isn’t around anymore
Wait isnt that the building my pilot hit and then said it was turbulence?
Vivares 76 ahhh shit here we go again
Type in souls
"You hear people screaming"
Really?
error ERROR out of range
3:48 seeing my old account makes me want to undo what i did on youtube few years back
Lol
Types in Santa Clause
*Does Not Exist*
Kid: *cries*
Wrong clause
There, I fixed it. Just for you because you’re a special little snowflake. c:
Caden 137 Clearly you’re that kid because you spelled “You’re” wrong
Fucking piece of shit
@@ninjireal WO WO WO if he IS a kid why the insults
MAKKI Hatem if he’s a kid that explains how much of a piece of shit he is. :)
You should type "my will to live"
I bet theres gonna be nothing there
Go back to 2012 you fucking normie
@@melonuke3730
Lol you made me laugh xd thanks man :D
@@npc2792 Go to hell, kid.
Oh shit, that’s deep
@@Mp-rg6tg r/im14andthisisdeep
Me:Types In NTF
Liquid NTF Guard: *i'm about to end this mans whole life*
I thought at first ntf was something totally different
I'm about to end this NTF whole career.
It's short for the
Nine
Tailed
Fox
NTF
I can imagine that half of the time spent on this game they were just thinking what we would type in xD
Infinity stone? Maybe there's a Marvel fan in their dev team
I wonder if SCP-294 could dispense stuff like:
- Fuel
- Oil
- America
- pepe
- Pestilence
- WTF
and will D-9341 drink them?
America. Perfect drink.
OIL
*knock knock it's the USA*
Spyguygaming Xverzusz it can make oil
They have Oil!! We need to invide them
Pestilence? Shall I call 049 to cure it
Do "Cup of Joe" Trust me.
its the same as blood
No not poor joe D:
Are you talking about that SCP? If so, i don't think it would bond to your hand since it's in another cup.
can i have a joe
a joe
hey can i have a joe
@@victorydance6439 albert fans all the way out here?
The perfect beverage, fountain of youth, death, pestilence, weed, knowledge, coma
The weird part about the piss thing is the machine grabs these “liquids” from the nearest source therefore it just emptied your bladder for you to drink
Try SCP-999
technically 999 is a liquid goo
noooOoOoOoOOOOO
@Samuel Skala there is an antidepressant in the game and its called "Happiness
bruh I just thought that a sec before I saw this I am a scp
So can scp 999 be a full liquid?
i was thinking of 999
7:53
Let's record a video
Discord: Ima stop you right there
i legit thought that was my discord going off for a sec
@@theprofessor1554 same xD I kept checking
@@theprofessor1554 same i checked everytime
3:37
i kept thinking i was getting pinged ;w;
i thought i was hallucinating
"This is fucking gross D:"
In the background: Eric?
Try
1. Meth
2.LSD
3.Ecstasy
4.Acid
make video pls daddy
Acid works
*FBI OPEN UP*
@@rakkstabber1536 oh no
5. Cocaine
ahem! *were still waiting for part. 3!*
Still men still
@TRISTAN JACOBSON probably a Re-upload
Type “Joe”
Joe: ow f*ck not again!
UndeadPrincess nah, he’d be extremely dizzy and pass out
Or Cup of joe
Joe mama
I typed it one day it dispensed parts of a human
I checked on the SCP wiki and that happens if you type Joe
Things to try: God, Hell, Heaven, Angel, Demon, Grass
Go to hell
Type in "My Life"
Im pretty sure it will say DOES NOT EXIST.
it will say OUT OF RANGE
@@ilikebreakfastz r/whoosh
@ I'm pretty sure that's a joke
isom jones also this is not reddit
@ eat idot idot
Type “suprise me”
Typing Surprise Me In It Will Give You Something Random
@@aerothallji6514 no, it will give you burning hot water that explodes in your face, a horrible surprise.
Watch the new episode here: ua-cam.com/video/ZTpUB0Wd11k/v-deo.html
StolniKaktus A cup of a cup
Imma put this list here...
Demigod
Marijuana
Martini
SCP 401
NTF (Nine tail fox)
Omega Warheads
MTF
SCP 049 (will you get infected~~?)
Area 51
StolniKaktus try a soda like cola or a drug like cocaine
StolniKaktus try lean
Try 420-J
Don't order a god in SCP 294 while a devil is there or I explode the SCP building
If you make another part please try "holy water" I want to know what happens
Maybe read the book of diseases, then type cure for whatever you contracted.
Ooo or maybe invulnerability serum
thats a really good idea, ill try that in episode 3!
hl3 cup: there is nothing to drink
half life alyx: am i a joke to you?
Half Life: Alyx is a prequel, so technically it would be Half Life 1.5
If this machine had sentience of any sort, it would be questioning your sanity.
6:22 Giorno Giovana: pathetic
Fun fact: giorno never drank the piss
Fellow Degenerate yes
Finally the JoJo comment i was looking for
NTF 1: I wish we still had some of that 420-J
NTF 2: Maybe we should give some 420-J to that freeky statue thing
NTF 3: Why its like already stoned
It should make it even more stoned
Type in scp-294,me,lava,alien blood, monster, music, sun, moon,
Zombie, dark, light, something, fun
, bad, good
He already did Scp 294
0:28 canonically should display "OUT OF RANGE" instead, according to the actual lore of the machine.
Please search “Lean” inside of it! Be sippin on that LEAAAN
2:47 now my life is in this cup
Your life’s a meme
@@dyinglighttutorialstipstri822 yes
@@475dzuli lol
9:51 The Message is a direct reference to a item in elder scrolls 2, The Amulet of fire, which proclaims the same message
"You must not, The Jewel Holds My Lifeforce!"
You look like a kid at my school who keeps calling me a bitch
@@czfrmatl yeah my sister changed my profile pic and idk how to change it,
@@necrosisar1039 oh k
*how
@@czfrmatl bitch
I would like to type "Alien Blood" on scp 294
An alien watching this comment: ah shit here we go again
Xenomorph would be more specific
Ideas of things to drink:
Knowledge
Onion
Medical experience/knowledge
SCP-682
My blood
Joe
Satan
Scp-682 was in last episode
***joe**
Apparently medical knowledge was done once but it seemed 294 was doing this for self preservation...
Cup of _Onion_
shrek be like
*You can make your own drinks in the text file in files of game.*
Holy fucking shit
*I know.*
Oh boy
I'm over a year late but try "brain Juice"
I'm generally curious
I did not expect the boom and it scared the shiz out of me lmao
Try "Lean" or "Purple Drank"
I mean Venom is technically safe to drink provided you have no open wounds in your mouth or throat.
No it isnt tf
No. No. No.
yes it is just look it up but obviously its not recommended to drink its only toxic if you have a wound and it gets through it
Was about to make the same comment. People need to learn the difference between venomous and poisonous.
Poison = Harmful to the digestive system
Venom = Harmful if it is injected in the blood stream
Hence why you can eat venomous snakes but not poisonous spiders
"Methane" would be wonderful. Or any other gas, tbh.
It can't dispent gas
It can dispense water at boiling point
Piss: NOT
scp_096: LETS GO!!
No drinks:
Meme drink: IM BLUE BADADIBADADA"
I would Litterally be the 1 D-class not trying to escape and just f*ck around with the food Scp' s
I'm here for a good time not a long time.
NTF walks in and goes "Sir, we found a D-class trying to... eat all SCP-produced foodstuffs...?" and the scientists just lose their minds when they find out a D-class somehow didn't get himself killed trying out the SCPs lmao
Got an idea of he ever does another one of these. "SCP-999"
i’m geniuely curious about what would happen
@@czarnaowca6834 same
Anti depression juice
I think it need to becues when they try a chunk from scp 999 in scp 914 at rough it turns into liquid
I was thinking the same thing
Imagine him typing "shrek" in
"The perfect drink" and "liquidated medical knowledge" im pretty sure does something
you took that from oversimplified scp didn't ya
@@ZesTofthelemon Or maybe he got it from the actual scp site?
@@ZesTofthelemon true
“Liquid medical knowledge” only works in emergencies or when the scp needs to protect itself
That’s what the scp foundation website says at least
I'm Super late, Eh.
-Lava
-3
-Death
-Emoji
-Strong
-9
I’m later than you! Yeeeee
@@FallCastle im later than youuuuuu
And im later than you all >:D
Does coming back count?
And so you thought.
So it can dispense God...
But not space?
It can send you to God, but not space.
It's Catholic.
SCP-294
Tipping: Father
Dispensing...
Nothing is in the cup
"gets 14k and says it exploded, gets 500k says nothing" what a Madlad
You a lucky star charter
3:36 i checked my discord...
MilkiewayGalaxy Lol same
Same
Same
mine is Oreocat030#8454
I had something to check, at least.
when you said “I drink mayo on its own”
Me: *finally someone worthy*
Crunchymaple tastes like hades
I think people who take the time to give this type of information deserve more subscribers.
I like how its "out of range" on d's
It follows a strict "no homo" philosophy
Who needs a alpha war head when you got anti matter
I'll have two number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45's one with cheese and a large soda
A bad visual drink: There are no words in any human language to describe the taste of the liquid.