Trump vs Biden Civil War - 2021 Timelapse Hoi4

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  • Опубліковано 5 січ 2021
  • Trump might have lost the 2020 election to Biden. However he is not yet prepared to give up power completely. Using Twitter to reach his followers and in the midst of the Covid-19 Pandemic he rallies his supporters and marches on Washington to retake the White House.
    This SATIRICAL Modern Day War timelapse has been simulated by AI in the video game Hearts of Iron IV by Paradox Interactive.
    All DLC are installed:
    - La Resistance
    - Waking the Tiger
    - Man the Guns
    - Together for Victory
    - Death or Dishonor
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  • @thegreatestgem
    @thegreatestgem 3 роки тому +2316

    "Tesla Main Battle Tank"
    Elon are you okay?

    • @YB31234
      @YB31234 3 роки тому +109

      It's even got a flamethrower!

    • @martinbogado4924
      @martinbogado4924 3 роки тому +86

      It drives itself!

    • @combrade-t
      @combrade-t 3 роки тому +66

      its totally something he'd do though...

    • @crooser64
      @crooser64 3 роки тому +24

      It’s got plasma turrets!

    • @sassosaputra1137
      @sassosaputra1137 3 роки тому +27

      Elon: i'm a businessman doing business.

  • @jawed4106
    @jawed4106 3 роки тому +733

    "Leave American soil, or prepare to face 2nd Barbarossa"
    Russia: COWABUNGA IT IS!

    • @jonathanhill3668
      @jonathanhill3668 3 роки тому +2

      So what the fuck country do I move to? Canada?

    • @jawed4106
      @jawed4106 3 роки тому

      @@jonathanhill3668 Mexico

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 3 роки тому +7

      @@jonathanhill3668 Canada is American Clay

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 3 роки тому +6

      Mexico is American Clay

    • @celtc7875
      @celtc7875 3 роки тому

      @@Bluesonofman Go to Virgo X-1

  • @Cat_Dominus
    @Cat_Dominus 3 роки тому +1551

    Love the fact that Canada just swoops in to take North Dakota

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 3 роки тому +119

      The US has too many Dakotas and Carolinas anyway. Might as well get rid of one.

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 2 роки тому +105

      Tbh, I would be down for Canada to take control of my state. Public healthcare would be decent.

    • @derpco.69420
      @derpco.69420 2 роки тому +17

      @@jacobrzeszewski6527 well you would pay for healthcare with your taxes no matter if you do or don’t use it

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 2 роки тому +62

      @@derpco.69420 I’m fine with that. I pay car insurance without ever using it.

    • @nicholascole9673
      @nicholascole9673 2 роки тому +7

      Sorry

  • @user-ns3cy9zg4n
    @user-ns3cy9zg4n 3 роки тому +624

    There's no need to worry, Steiner's attack will change the tide of the war

    • @chernovbrichtofen4767
      @chernovbrichtofen4767 3 роки тому +53

      Mein fälure, Steiner...

    • @davidmartinez688
      @davidmartinez688 2 роки тому +48

      Steiner didn't have enough force....the attack didn't take place.

    • @derek2013
      @derek2013 2 роки тому +45

      @@davidmartinez688 (Hitlers hand shakes as he takes off his glasses)

    • @michaelsun4366
      @michaelsun4366 2 роки тому +43

      @@derek2013 These men will stay here: Kietel, Jodi, Kreb and burgdorf.

    • @derek2013
      @derek2013 2 роки тому +8

      @@michaelsun4366 lmao

  • @danielg6981
    @danielg6981 3 роки тому +4648

    Ah yes, California, the last bastion of the Republicans

    • @barkthebarker429
      @barkthebarker429 3 роки тому +306

      ah yes mexico joining because fear refugges

    • @_TedKaczynski
      @_TedKaczynski 3 роки тому +72

      California is blue it's clearly dems

    • @christopher_martin
      @christopher_martin 3 роки тому +153

      @@_TedKaczynski dont waste your time democrats are stupid they will never understand, its like arguing with a toddler!

    • @aperson325
      @aperson325 3 роки тому +101

      @@christopher_martin that’s hilarious

    • @ceoofwalls6751
      @ceoofwalls6751 3 роки тому +115

      @@christopher_martin have you looked at state by state education system rankings

  • @AK-GoldHunter
    @AK-GoldHunter 3 роки тому +652

    Hawaii and Alaska just chilling off the map somewhere

    • @jp7005
      @jp7005 3 роки тому +25

      I would guess that the last survivors of the “free” american empire escape to alaska but hawaii remains blue the entire time. As they are a mostly left leaning state and because of the geography might have somewhat of a chance at defending its borders.

    • @cullenmitchell9165
      @cullenmitchell9165 3 роки тому +6

      @@jp7005 We would declare independence.

    • @moisesbautista5187
      @moisesbautista5187 3 роки тому +3

      @@cullenmitchell9165 you think American are just gonna let them get independence for no weird reason

    • @endercraft8789
      @endercraft8789 2 роки тому +6

      Puerto Rico/Guam/Virgin Islands: What happend here?

    • @pedroperez266
      @pedroperez266 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@endercraft8789
      US: *Dies*
      uh so does this mean we're independent now?

  • @bladekemats4585
    @bladekemats4585 3 роки тому +319

    “However, Joe himself forgets to turn up” 😂😂dead love that their is humor for both sides lmao

    • @DanSchrimpsher
      @DanSchrimpsher 2 роки тому +5

      Joe and Pelosi are in China watching from a distance.

  • @jamesedward3619
    @jamesedward3619 2 роки тому +490

    The most unrealistic thing about this simulation is that Twitter didn't ban President Trump as soon as the war began.

    • @stephenheisler3823
      @stephenheisler3823 2 роки тому

      Yeah. The irony is that people kept turning to bitter old manchildren who just couldn't move on from their own respective party's constraints to keep America the way it's supposed to be. We should have been focusing on uniting people under the constitution, instead of splitting up over their skin colors altering history or pretending to be commies and incessantly saying the W-word all the fucking time. The way the Democrats and the Republicans behave is terribly shameful, and I hope we avoid this civil war where people chose to die all in the name of one sleazy populist excuse for an American who somehow won the 2016 election by turning the GOP into his own COP (Cult of Personality), and then being a total sore loser over the 2020 election, or a bunch of pansies trying to change historical events that they were never even born in, yet they couldn't have a thick skin over everything. That's just shameful.

    • @jamesedward3619
      @jamesedward3619 2 роки тому +6

      @@stephenheisler3823 What's the W-word?

    • @stephenheisler3823
      @stephenheisler3823 2 роки тому

      @@jamesedward3619 Rhymes with broke. Right wingers say that too much.

    • @jamesedward3619
      @jamesedward3619 2 роки тому +8

      @@stephenheisler3823 Bro, just say the word, haha. We're not children.

    • @stephenheisler3823
      @stephenheisler3823 2 роки тому +1

      @@jamesedward3619 But I don't want to. I have my own personal code.

  • @susamong8375
    @susamong8375 3 роки тому +1713

    Canada be like: f*** you I’m keeping North dakota

    • @portalMaster299
      @portalMaster299 3 роки тому +89

      And we didn't notice it was gone

    • @belgebelgravia100
      @belgebelgravia100 3 роки тому +77

      Oh no how I'm sure North Dakota's population of 5, 3 of them being part of oil companies will be devastated

    • @monke2361
      @monke2361 3 роки тому +4

      Oil

    • @alexxu6138
      @alexxu6138 3 роки тому +22

      @@portalMaster299 insert *but if you close your eyes*

    • @theoddstrokesswimmingvideo1314
      @theoddstrokesswimmingvideo1314 3 роки тому +17

      Canada is like, “Joe we’ll help you overthrow the Twitter guy, but we want to take North Dakota as a buffer state. Sorry but Trudeau’s being a real hard ass on it eh.”

  • @bobriktv2310
    @bobriktv2310 3 роки тому +758

    Best moment:
    "North Korea sends food and medical aid"

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 роки тому +126

    8:02 One of those rare wars that would actually end by Christmas if you look at the date on the top left.

  • @ericamborsky3230
    @ericamborsky3230 3 роки тому +90

    Can we get an F for the two Canadian divisions that got encircled on the in late September?

  • @joel.759
    @joel.759 3 роки тому +1291

    When he said "The Furry Army, led by Bernie Sanders" I realized this wasn't serious

    • @AbrahamLincoln4
      @AbrahamLincoln4 3 роки тому +44

      well, It's a computer simulation lol.

    • @PandamoniumtheBandKid
      @PandamoniumtheBandKid 3 роки тому +118

      Trump's army ran out of fries then it died RIP

    • @user-sn1bb8yq9f
      @user-sn1bb8yq9f 3 роки тому +17

      Idk, i can see it happening, maybe not on Washington but i can see it happening

    • @TOH_Fan
      @TOH_Fan 2 роки тому +28

      I’m just saying, we furries come with cold weather gear, that’s more than you can say of Germans with Barbarossa.

    • @pedroperez266
      @pedroperez266 2 роки тому +11

      @@Warsie
      it would be a bigger mess than the first civil war

  • @ReginaldPugginton
    @ReginaldPugginton 3 роки тому +1833

    the Trump tweets really added a lot

    • @Flw-uv2md
      @Flw-uv2md 3 роки тому +32

      imagine that is the option of the civil war event. 'today we make America great again!' would be a really cool event

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 роки тому +13

      This will become real...

    • @aproppaknoife5078
      @aproppaknoife5078 3 роки тому +65

      "My Grandparents diden't come all the way from germany to see america get taken over by immegrants"
      Bruh

    • @krown8959
      @krown8959 3 роки тому

      Say no more

    • @judy7610
      @judy7610 3 роки тому +8

      @@aproppaknoife5078 self defeating statement. Sometimes you just can't with this kind of people

  • @jaxgates3350
    @jaxgates3350 2 роки тому +107

    Joe would probably forget he’s at war🤣🤣🤣

    • @MickeyMantle55
      @MickeyMantle55 2 роки тому +22

      Trump would probably go golfing every week.

    • @jaxgates3350
      @jaxgates3350 2 роки тому +9

      @@MickeyMantle55 little do ppl know he’s making a golf gun that will aimbot everyone

    • @flyingsquirrel1135
      @flyingsquirrel1135 2 роки тому +3

      @@jaxgates3350 No the gun will be in accurate as fuck but then claim that the headshot from the other guy was his shot

  • @Wiki1184
    @Wiki1184 2 роки тому +84

    2:40
    Mexico comes in with a distraction to help their allies make a daring pushback against the overwhelming enemy. A truly heroic move to turn the tide of war.

  • @bangercakes
    @bangercakes 3 роки тому +889

    "North Korea sends food and Medical aid to the USA"
    👁️👄👁️

  • @y0l0wardog76
    @y0l0wardog76 3 роки тому +515

    Christopher: Uploads American 2021 civil war video
    Washington DC less then 12 hours later: Don't mind if I do

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue 3 роки тому +6

      Ikr.

    • @flavioaspilcueta1532
      @flavioaspilcueta1532 3 роки тому +5

      Oh no it's happening

    • @simonghostriley3388
      @simonghostriley3388 3 роки тому +8

      @@flavioaspilcueta1532 2021 is part 2 of 2020 also the Simpson predicted

    • @acraftyhuragok7586
      @acraftyhuragok7586 3 роки тому +7

      Nothing except police shooting unarmed citizens they let in to the capital building.
      Imagine how the media would of treated this if it was BLM.
      This country is screwed.

    • @wormcatman8652
      @wormcatman8652 3 роки тому +4

      @@acraftyhuragok7586 I see no problem with shooting traitor's

  • @internetperson8638
    @internetperson8638 2 роки тому +185

    I died when "Trump's troops started dying of starvation since the nation ran out of fries"

  • @loleo6556
    @loleo6556 3 роки тому +140

    The amount of smooth brains in this comment section is overwhelming

    • @elliot04877
      @elliot04877 3 роки тому +8

      @Grippa the Rippa Vaush is a pervert

    • @christhemundane1975
      @christhemundane1975 3 роки тому +3

      What ,most are just funny comments?

    • @thearbyarbiter
      @thearbyarbiter 3 роки тому +10

      Political bias is what leads to smooth brained tomfoolery

    • @ZnW-zb2vn
      @ZnW-zb2vn 3 роки тому +9

      @Grippa the Rippa left wing*

    • @thepracticalinvestor2386
      @thepracticalinvestor2386 3 роки тому +2

      @Grippa the Rippa if you mean wrinkles of senility, then yes. I will agree with you.

  • @projectalice3261
    @projectalice3261 3 роки тому +827

    1991: USSR collapses
    2021: USA collapses

  • @racapinang
    @racapinang 3 роки тому +551

    Canada & Mexico: Ah shit, here we go again.

    • @THEBIGGAME683
      @THEBIGGAME683 3 роки тому +7

      @@saintlysylas and your gay back then

    • @saintlysylas
      @saintlysylas 3 роки тому +1

      @@THEBIGGAME683 i am gay so that was terrible

    • @WinglessPhoenix
      @WinglessPhoenix 3 роки тому +3

      @@THEBIGGAME683 .

    • @christopher_martin
      @christopher_martin 3 роки тому +5

      @@THEBIGGAME683 wow that was pathetic man, im embarrassed for you!

    • @saintlysylas
      @saintlysylas 3 роки тому +1

      @@racapinang r/wooosh
      I literally asked to get woooshed... are you illiterate?

  • @blurg9677
    @blurg9677 3 роки тому +92

    It’s ironic the last hold out for trump was California 😂😂

  • @imperishableneet
    @imperishableneet 3 роки тому +22

    Could not have picked a more perfect day to upload this.

  • @theepicduck6922
    @theepicduck6922 3 роки тому +585

    Well turns out this joke got serious pretty fast.

  • @swiss6754
    @swiss6754 3 роки тому +458

    America: But like what if we did this

    • @tylerm2901
      @tylerm2901 3 роки тому +22

      Trump would win bc we have guns Biden has people who bark and try to cancel you

    • @doom1894
      @doom1894 3 роки тому +24

      @@tylerm2901
      Yeah no lmao
      Joe would have the backing of the us army
      Not to mention the blm riots did prove the government cannot control the left lmao

    • @doyleward9225
      @doyleward9225 3 роки тому +22

      @@doom1894 2/3rdss of the military voted Trump..

    • @PokeMaster1151
      @PokeMaster1151 3 роки тому +15

      @@doom1894 coming from a military family, yeah he wouldnt have the backing of the military im sorry.

    • @El_Fabricio
      @El_Fabricio 3 роки тому +2

      @@PokeMaster1151 So most military members want to go back to Afghanistan or Iraq or whatever country's been placed on Biden's death note?

  • @neisy246
    @neisy246 2 роки тому +10

    "Leave America or face a 2nd Operation Barbarossa" 💀💀😂😂

  • @arthurrodriguez5015
    @arthurrodriguez5015 3 роки тому +14

    "You tried to tamper with the past to prevent this future, and look where that got you. Right back to me" -CA

  • @Alinarotster
    @Alinarotster 3 роки тому +432

    The Canadians on the border be like:
    "Oh great, not this again"

    • @enchantedthunder5017
      @enchantedthunder5017 3 роки тому +18

      Im a former canadian combat soldier. I think our countrymen would fight the Chinese and come to the Free American Empire as soon as they could. We all know the cost of loss of freedom. US has been the cornerstone of Freedom of the western world. This sim doesn't take into account the Canadian resolve. We are excellent northern warriors. We Would stand for Freedom in a heart beat.

    • @chadwickwhite6107
      @chadwickwhite6107 3 роки тому +2

      @@enchantedthunder5017 Combat soldier? Did Canada EVER SEE a War?

    • @enchantedthunder5017
      @enchantedthunder5017 3 роки тому +9

      @@chadwickwhite6107 Canadian military is know for peace keeping missions world wide, in over 35 countries. These are active combat zones. In addition, Canada deployed troops in Afghanistan in the last 10 years.

    • @user-sn1bb8yq9f
      @user-sn1bb8yq9f 3 роки тому +5

      @@enchantedthunder5017 the chinese dont intervene military on this scenario as far as it says, in fact it doesn't express any support apart from the one shown to the "Free" "American" Empire, so i guess you actually either got confused and wanted to say you would help the Democrat US or that you dont mind joining a rebellion leaded by Trump and aided by Putin who is a bigger threat to democracy than Biden by a thousand suns of distance

    • @masterofalltrades_
      @masterofalltrades_ 3 роки тому +7

      @@enchantedthunder5017 US is such a cornerstone of freedom that it has the largest prison population in the world (25% of the world’s prison population) and also has the deadliest police forces (country with most civilian casualties caused by cops). Not to mention its wildly undemocratic elections (electoral college, gerrymandering, voter suppression, corporate control of politicians, etc.) and its massive surveillance state (Patriot Act, FISA, etc.). Also all the people dying from lack of healthcare and stagnant wages while drowning in debt. It’s an authoritarian, corrupt hellhole.

  • @emu3565
    @emu3565 3 роки тому +145

    "the furry army"

    • @insectslayer1374
      @insectslayer1374 3 роки тому +22

      One should learn not to underestimate their enemies,
      just like the Australian army once did

    • @coconutmuncher
      @coconutmuncher 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine wearing an anti-biological warfare armor made out of furs

    • @emu3565
      @emu3565 3 роки тому +3

      @@insectslayer1374 we still remember it

    • @asparagussyndrome9430
      @asparagussyndrome9430 3 роки тому +8

      "You guys are stupid, they're gonna be looking for army guys."

    • @harutosunaa3881
      @harutosunaa3881 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @arthurpecanha1840
    @arthurpecanha1840 2 роки тому +9

    I love how canada just randomly declares war and invaded together with mexico

  • @Grand_Master_Hospitalier
    @Grand_Master_Hospitalier 3 роки тому +20

    0:01 i had the volume at most
    *i'm deaf now*

  • @mig56700
    @mig56700 3 роки тому +249

    Instead of staying neutral, Christopher just insulted everyone.

    • @martinig3633
      @martinig3633 3 роки тому +27

      True neutrality!

    • @joshuafarell6065
      @joshuafarell6065 3 роки тому +5

      @Kronos The Phoenix I mean I liked trump before the capitol invasion but now he’s shit but so are the democrats so we are screwed lol

    • @martinig3633
      @martinig3633 3 роки тому +2

      @Kronos The Phoenix ok...

    • @420AndyDick
      @420AndyDick 3 роки тому +4

      And remember Trump is to blame that i dont have enough fiber in my diet

    • @cinnamon-skateboarding5987
      @cinnamon-skateboarding5987 2 роки тому

      That’s one way to stay neutral.

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 3 роки тому +631

    Trump: about to win the war
    Bernie Sanders: *Mind if I drop in Washington for a bit?*

  • @plaguetheair8975
    @plaguetheair8975 3 роки тому +200

    I died when I saw Mexico invade 😭 I was like damn Biden promised them green cards we lost

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 3 роки тому

      Lots of people died the day that video was published (Jan 6th)

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 2 роки тому

      @TheEmuEmpire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That 3 more than due to Ebola in the US. And that's 5 than should have. Take your "it's not a lot" BS elsewhere.

    • @Coinfliptails
      @Coinfliptails 2 роки тому +1

      Biden was the blue and what looks like the (I think) lavender in the Seattle uprising.

    • @joshrandall3632
      @joshrandall3632 2 роки тому +6

      Mexico has been invading for decades. It was probably the most realistic part of this video.

    • @joshrandall3632
      @joshrandall3632 2 роки тому +1

      @Polaer Where did you get the idea I hate you?

  • @JingleJangle256
    @JingleJangle256 2 роки тому +10

    “How does it feel? Fighting and dying as a traitor for your collapsing Empire?”
    “Euphoric.”

  • @dambigfoot6844
    @dambigfoot6844 3 роки тому +224

    Putting a whole new meaning to the term "Battleground States". Im campaigning with my Tesla main battle tank by cutting a straight line to all the victory points

    • @tenebrislupus3928
      @tenebrislupus3928 3 роки тому +2

      Some of those states once were literally battlegrounds

    • @scottymacdewder5229
      @scottymacdewder5229 3 роки тому +1

      It's easier to take a hill, than it is to keep one.

    • @TheNecropolis20
      @TheNecropolis20 2 роки тому

      it does put new meaning into the term battle ground states.

  • @ConFall
    @ConFall 3 роки тому +380

    *_Keep Your Rifle by Your Side plays during The Second American Civil War_*

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx 2 роки тому +32

    I love the fact that the Democrat forces decided to just ignore Florida even though it was basically undefended by the republicans

    • @Hotsaucelover9000
      @Hotsaucelover9000 2 роки тому +11

      They’re obviously scared of Florida Man

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 2 роки тому +1

      @@Hotsaucelover9000 florida man amasses army to defeat joe biden.

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 2 роки тому +8

    i love how mexico single- handedly turns the war around

  • @btp-0128
    @btp-0128 3 роки тому +302

    Spoiler : *KANYE WEST WIN*

    • @huyucnguyen9851
      @huyucnguyen9851 3 роки тому +7

      NOOOOOOO

    • @GT-fl9gf
      @GT-fl9gf 3 роки тому +1

      Where did you get that profile pic?

    • @btp-0128
      @btp-0128 3 роки тому

      @@GT-fl9gf google i search : german imperi countryball

    • @SpahGaming
      @SpahGaming 3 роки тому

      @@GT-fl9gf that spy is not one of ours

    • @harutosunaa3881
      @harutosunaa3881 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @coconutmuncher
    @coconutmuncher 3 роки тому +1076

    Christopher: "Haha satirical Civil War 2.0 go brrrr"
    *BREAKING*
    *The Capitol Hill Has Been Taken Over by Trump Supporters*
    Chistopher: 😮 (?)

    • @matthewkline39
      @matthewkline39 3 роки тому +16

      Antifa dummy was at the capital keep thinking what you’re thinking.

    • @garchompenthusiast
      @garchompenthusiast 3 роки тому +50

      @@matthewkline39
      Imagine being THAT brainwashed
      It's been proven that bona fide white supremacists tried that act of sedition
      Keep believing whatever right-wing echo chamber is feeding you lies

    • @someonesomeone25
      @someonesomeone25 3 роки тому +25

      @@garchompenthusiast I think youreboth stuck in echo chambers. It's been proved that both BLM and neo-nazi folk were there. Funny isn't it.

    • @automanium4563
      @automanium4563 3 роки тому +28

      @@someonesomeone25 blm and neo nazis? do u really think they will band together friendly?

    • @garchompenthusiast
      @garchompenthusiast 3 роки тому +2

      @@someonesomeone25 Wait, has it? I'm not sure it has, matey, please enlighten me

  • @georgebethanis3188
    @georgebethanis3188 Рік тому +1

    This was suprisingly entertaining! Well done!

  • @slaviclettuce7937
    @slaviclettuce7937 8 місяців тому +2

    Missed the part where Cuba sends 12k doctors and 10k teachers to the US.

  • @pek0rada
    @pek0rada 3 роки тому +103

    The two FAE divisions stuck in Florida completely gave up lol

  • @Clausewitz-jl8cl
    @Clausewitz-jl8cl 3 роки тому +203

    Every south american nation: i see this as an absolute win

    • @Ranio_
      @Ranio_ 3 роки тому +10

      Every third and second world nation see this as win

    • @texanoman7191
      @texanoman7191 3 роки тому +8

      Most people don't realize that if a Civil War happens, it will help countries like Argentina, Brazil, Honduras, Mexico, Chile, Colombia, all Spanish countries. Lol go figure.

    • @stratagemSG1
      @stratagemSG1 3 роки тому

      count mexico out, president is too stupid

    • @SuS-tj6wo
      @SuS-tj6wo 3 роки тому +7

      Not quite. Biden isn't much better than Trump regarding interventionism, in fact, I believe that Biden is worse than Trump in this matter.

    • @Clausewitz-jl8cl
      @Clausewitz-jl8cl 3 роки тому +2

      @@SuS-tj6wo in my case Trump is better, but i'm talking about the civil war

  • @SavesomeBtchs
    @SavesomeBtchs 11 місяців тому +2

    Can you make a part 2

  • @sueneilson896
    @sueneilson896 2 роки тому

    Made my day complete. Thanks for the chuckles.

  • @brendanireland5561
    @brendanireland5561 3 роки тому +205

    Joe forgetting to show up to the meeting killed me

  • @bokunogentoo4420
    @bokunogentoo4420 3 роки тому +130

    I like how the Washington Commune and its furry army is allowed to live at the end

  • @WakeMeWhenItsOver
    @WakeMeWhenItsOver 2 роки тому +29

    I like how Bernie got to keep his state at the end

  • @LOVEPHOENIXDANCER
    @LOVEPHOENIXDANCER 3 роки тому +20

    USA: nobody can beat THE U.S.OF A. Americans: we will see about that.

    • @kxtyusha
      @kxtyusha 3 роки тому +2

      Vietnamese rice farmers would like a word.

    • @celestialbro336
      @celestialbro336 3 роки тому +2

      @@kxtyusha Canadians/British too

  • @samuelwithers2221
    @samuelwithers2221 3 роки тому +216

    Jesus dude are you a time traveler, this aged well and rapidly

    • @brandontiffany6282
      @brandontiffany6282 3 роки тому +5

      LMAO right man, at least be accurate on everything and not lied to show who you support .

  • @hermes112
    @hermes112 3 роки тому +90

    "There was only a fence in the way" - mexico
    LMFAO so much for the wall

    • @Joemama-hw5wc
      @Joemama-hw5wc 3 роки тому +10

      yeah, the wall didn't work out since people could climb it in 48 seconds, looks like the trumpie's plan didn't work out. better luck next time

    • @Volgan16666
      @Volgan16666 3 роки тому +2

      Yea, we were going to use ladders but one of the boys just drove a car up to it and it kinda like toppled over - turned out it was fake news!!!

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 3 роки тому

      It is not just a fence here. Trump realised fairly quickly that the migrants were not coming out of Mexico, but were merely crossing it, and were even rejecting offers of asylum from Mexico City for obvious reasons.
      Let's face facts here. Where do liberals always threaten to go if a Republican wins the White House? Not Mexico!

    • @Joemama-hw5wc
      @Joemama-hw5wc 3 роки тому +1

      @@ladymacbethofmtensk896 I have no idea what you just said but I can tell you keep a gun with you

    • @ladymacbethofmtensk896
      @ladymacbethofmtensk896 3 роки тому

      @@Joemama-hw5wc And I can tell that I don't NEED a gun deal with YOU!

  • @WearyFeline
    @WearyFeline Рік тому +2

    Words cannot describe the slow smile that spread across my face as the republican lines started crumbling😌

  • @cooslerxs4744
    @cooslerxs4744 3 роки тому +47

    I love how thumbnail says WW3 but it's basicly one country in civil war

    • @cinnamon-skateboarding5987
      @cinnamon-skateboarding5987 2 роки тому +2

      It kind of is, people forget that the U.S currently has the biggest military and nuclear stock pile and economy.
      If it fails it could lead to many things, that’s why usually events in the U.S are so important because if something goes wrong in our nation that means it could have a ripple effect worldwide.
      If one nuke goes off then that could start a nuclear war.
      If the U.S can no longer produce or buy due to economic problems then the world would loose out in a massive consumer nation.

    • @cooslerxs4744
      @cooslerxs4744 2 роки тому

      @@cinnamon-skateboarding5987 US is 130th at producing and trading on market so i don't see that crashing

    • @cooslerxs4744
      @cooslerxs4744 2 роки тому

      @@cinnamon-skateboarding5987 and if any country is lead to wrong hands it could have huge impact worldwide it's not o US it can even be mf Luxembourg it doesn't matter

    • @cinnamon-skateboarding5987
      @cinnamon-skateboarding5987 2 роки тому

      @@cooslerxs4744 I should’ve mentioned that the U.S is one of the biggest consumer nations in the world so if it goes so does consumerism.

    • @jonraybon8582
      @jonraybon8582 2 роки тому

      It starts out that way, but then an opportunistic Mexico tries for the reconquista, then finally NATO steps in and brings things back in order.

  • @mentei7384
    @mentei7384 3 роки тому +234

    This really didn't age well.

  • @RuggedPanther
    @RuggedPanther 3 роки тому +182

    "North Korea sends food and medical aid to the USA"
    LMAO

    • @_DutchRaptorX_
      @_DutchRaptorX_ 3 роки тому +6

      They dont even have enough for themselves

    • @plumebrisee6206
      @plumebrisee6206 3 роки тому +12

      @Natanael Kohler 聖母マリア Still 1/3 of their population are starving .

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue 3 роки тому

      @@plumebrisee6206 that’s due to mismanagement not shortage.

    • @Neu-Arnshalde.Psycho
      @Neu-Arnshalde.Psycho 3 роки тому

      Good for both

    • @firedhyper123jr9
      @firedhyper123jr9 3 роки тому

      @Natanael Kohler 聖母マリア 50% of it is eaten by big chungus

  • @kevinrby1982
    @kevinrby1982 Рік тому +2

    That wasa the best political advertisement I have ever seen on UA-cam.

  • @capital_of_texas
    @capital_of_texas 3 роки тому +17

    I love how Canada took the opportunity to turn Washington into it's own territory lol. HOI4 logic is the best logic

    • @Vin_solo
      @Vin_solo 2 роки тому

      North Dakota*

    • @capital_of_texas
      @capital_of_texas 2 роки тому

      @@Vin_solo I was talking about how Canada set Washington as a puppet state. I guess North Dakota as well, but they didn't keep it

  • @ryans8524
    @ryans8524 3 роки тому +361

    a few of my favorite moments in this video
    1: when canada pushes against the “free american republic” defense line on the border, and in the process they just take North Dakota
    2: when bernie (a vermont senator) manages to muster an army strong enough to regain a large portion of oregon
    3: california being lost by the US army before florida is lost
    4: when russia is the only country to send actual military forces (aside from canada and mexico, but they were only protecting their own borders)
    5: the whole north korea bit
    6: the tweets from donald trump that just randomly pop up
    7: joe biden forgetting to go to a special diplomatic conference about the war
    8: the US army regaining control of the whole midwest, the whole south, literally every red state before they regain california and the west coast, arguably one of the strongest democratic regions of the US
    9: literally the whole video, it started out as a “worse case scenario” situation and just slowly descended into pure fucking shit

    • @riddell26
      @riddell26 2 роки тому +10

      If you really think the US military would retain operational numbers during a civil war between right and left ideologies you are a fool.
      The vast majority of service members vote republican, and in general despise the federal government. The oath is to defend the people and the constitution, not the federal government.

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory 2 роки тому +2

      @@riddell26 I was thinking the same thing, like half of the armed forces might fight for the free American empire😆

    • @undauntedteach8966
      @undauntedteach8966 2 роки тому

      I think if it truly was hoi4 Democrats would have losen when only controlled the northern states

    • @danly9794
      @danly9794 2 роки тому +3

      @@riddell26 The constitution is our government. Most military members would not rise up against a legitimate government, no matter their political ideology.

    • @danly9794
      @danly9794 2 роки тому +2

      Not to mention the fact that the majority of Voting-age Americans are Democrats. The Republicans would have an advantage in zealous supporters and people trained in shooting guns, but many Republicans and most true independents would not fight against the U.S government. This would weaken the Republicans even if they had an advantage in military personnel, which is doubtful. And in the long term, the Democrats would hold an advantage, as older people of non-military age tend to be more Republican, while Democrats could draw on reserves of young people.

  • @hobobobeatsturtles8458
    @hobobobeatsturtles8458 3 роки тому +309

    I have a strange feeling in my gut that this is gonna age like milk

    • @bobing1752
      @bobing1752 3 роки тому +12

      Of course, there's no Civil war when one's side has already won.

    • @HavocMusic1759
      @HavocMusic1759 3 роки тому +16

      @@bobing1752 Trump or communist?

    • @bobing1752
      @bobing1752 3 роки тому +10

      @@HavocMusic1759 what are you talking about?

    • @HavocMusic1759
      @HavocMusic1759 3 роки тому +11

      @@bobing1752 Which side? It's confusing with no context as seeing both sides think they've won

    • @bobing1752
      @bobing1752 3 роки тому +27

      @@HavocMusic1759 oh so you say that Joe Biden is a communist am I wrong?
      By the way obviously Donald Trump lost. That's what happened. There are still some people who think he won but hey, there are still people who think the Earth is flat so there's no need to pay attention

  • @AbraGamer0364
    @AbraGamer0364 9 місяців тому +1

    8:00
    SOVIET Washington: you forgot about me...
    USA: ok let me invad eyou later

  • @user-sn1bb8yq9f
    @user-sn1bb8yq9f 3 роки тому +3

    Tbh, i would have liked to see both Mexico and Canada take bits of the "Free" American Empire like:
    "You dont deserve this, bad boy, very bad, no Texas or Alaska until you think of what you have done"

  • @melle3326
    @melle3326 3 роки тому +286

    “My grandparents didn’t come all the way from Germany to see it get taken over by immigrants”
    I have several questions

    • @vulfgar14
      @vulfgar14 3 роки тому +28

      there is a difference, mexicans come illegally and trump came legally

    • @antsleepless
      @antsleepless 3 роки тому +61

      @@vulfgar14 Lol back then all someone needed to do was to pay for their boat passage there wasn't really legal or illgeal immigration. Either way Trump's grandfather didn't pay the taxes require to leave the Kingdom of Bavaria modern day Germany and avoided the mandatory military service.

    • @theaverageitaliandon998
      @theaverageitaliandon998 3 роки тому +4

      @@vulfgar14 yeah there wasn’t really border security at the time mate

    • @SharkJ002
      @SharkJ002 3 роки тому +10

      @@antsleepless wtf are you talking about? maybe there wasn't illegal immigration as it's known today, but you still had to tell where you came from and what your job was... Mexicans don't even say that

    • @InfiniteDeckhand
      @InfiniteDeckhand 3 роки тому +10

      @@vulfgar14 You're trying to make excuses for Trump by moving the goalposts. The tweet didn't distinguish between illegal or not illegal, that's only what YOU added and is irrelevant to the topic at hand which is ''taking over the country''. Europeans were the immigrants that first took over the country. That being said, Trump is a colossal hypocrite when he tweets something like that.

  • @destroyer2496
    @destroyer2496 3 роки тому +76

    Are you a time-traveller? Damn the timing is super appropiate.

  • @joverkilla9946
    @joverkilla9946 3 роки тому +1

    Love the fact political argument can be drawn from the upmost random places like a Hoi4 time lapse lol

  • @HundredType
    @HundredType 2 роки тому

    1 of the best videos I've ever had the pleasure of watching

  • @baltasarjimenez2091
    @baltasarjimenez2091 3 роки тому +91

    Hits a little close to home, Christopher.

  • @Romanov117
    @Romanov117 3 роки тому +67

    Plot Twist: Foreign intervention is involved.

    • @winchesterchua7600
      @winchesterchua7600 3 роки тому +1

      Only Foreign intervention was Russia.

    • @anthonyJones-ll4ei
      @anthonyJones-ll4ei 3 роки тому +2

      @@winchesterchua7600 There was alot of foreign intervention

    • @therealgaben5527
      @therealgaben5527 3 роки тому

      @@winchesterchua7600 and nato as giving the Democrats a lend lease or something like that

  • @Xaelyrion
    @Xaelyrion 2 роки тому +2

    The fact this came out on the day it did, is priceless

  • @nicklatino7157
    @nicklatino7157 2 роки тому +13

    I found this to be very funny, and agree that we should stick together to prevent this situation from becoming reality.

    • @matthewcroneoutdoorsnmore6291
      @matthewcroneoutdoorsnmore6291 Рік тому

      I wish I could agree with u but sadly I cannot. This country is too far gone and civil war seems to be the only solution. The liberals and left wing are a bunch of snowflakes so it would be an easy war at that for the conservatives to win.

  • @connorchi6391
    @connorchi6391 3 роки тому +27

    This man is boutta predict the future

    • @evanplayz6851
      @evanplayz6851 3 роки тому +2

      Well other than the Democrats would lose then America gets fucked by other nations pretty much yeah.

  • @halfofapicture
    @halfofapicture 3 роки тому +28

    The rest of the world: Well... at least the US is whole again.
    *My home state chilling as the Communist States of America.

  • @redtyto5399
    @redtyto5399 2 роки тому +3

    Why can that tiny blue spot in the West survive that long? Is there a little Gallic village withstanding Trumps armies?

  • @lilsam5374
    @lilsam5374 2 роки тому +2

    This gives Marching through Georgia a whole new meaning.

  • @fencingmadman3098
    @fencingmadman3098 3 роки тому +32

    Hey look what you did! The Civil War started!

  • @becoadao659
    @becoadao659 3 роки тому +123

    Lol Biden wouldn't even remember who he is fighting with.

    • @Ash-ey9oy
      @Ash-ey9oy 3 роки тому +1

      😅

    • @ooheeh2264
      @ooheeh2264 3 роки тому +13

      Trump would be too busy holding rallies only about his ego and nothing else.

    • @oldtowne1341
      @oldtowne1341 3 роки тому +6

      Trump would get another doctors note for him and all his children... Bones spurs magically reappears.

    • @ooheeh2264
      @ooheeh2264 3 роки тому +2

      Mohammed Akbar In your fictional universe, at least beta males aren’t assholes who literally carve their egos everywhere they shit on.

    • @CoolGuy-pn1vm
      @CoolGuy-pn1vm 3 роки тому +5

      @@ooheeh2264 Democrats falsely impeached a president twice, once after he wasn’t even in office. How is not stroking your massive collective cult ego?

  • @mrdracco9367
    @mrdracco9367 3 роки тому +2

    Hey can any American tell me if the initial map was realistic? Thanks

  • @grantt1589
    @grantt1589 2 роки тому +1

    This Sudmod for mellinum dawn?

  • @tedstapleton5561
    @tedstapleton5561 3 роки тому +17

    Thank god 2020 is over
    2021:

    • @stefangrobbink7760
      @stefangrobbink7760 3 роки тому +1

      It was good for like 5 days. Looks like we're gonna have an interesting decade.

    • @tedstapleton5561
      @tedstapleton5561 3 роки тому

      @@stefangrobbink7760 I sometimes hate it when im right.

    • @stefangrobbink7760
      @stefangrobbink7760 3 роки тому

      @@tedstapleton5561 me too, man, me too..

    • @user-fg8ux8zo6w
      @user-fg8ux8zo6w 3 роки тому

      Hold on until I get my type 63 chest rig

    • @ajsanborn2677
      @ajsanborn2677 3 роки тому

      2021 to 2020: think you was bad, hold my beer and watch this shit.

  • @preuisch8171
    @preuisch8171 3 роки тому +19

    _North Korea sends food and medical aid_
    this had me in _tears_

    • @Talahtupac
      @Talahtupac Рік тому

      they dont even have food and medical aid for their own citizens

  • @ammazzasentenze
    @ammazzasentenze 5 місяців тому

    Title of the first song? (one which runs app. until 3:30)?

  • @alicedog368
    @alicedog368 3 роки тому +2

    Where can I order the Tesla Main Battle Tank?

    • @Trent733
      @Trent733 3 роки тому

      Uh sir they are outta stock

  • @kaszlnikk7772
    @kaszlnikk7772 3 роки тому +28

    shit is getting real

    • @nstice1
      @nstice1 3 роки тому +6

      Hell yeah it is. Dems started the violent protesting this summer but it never crossed their minds the the right would fight back even harder. Well this election was a shit show and no one wants to look into it and here we are at the day where our new president is to be sworn in, and a disenfranchised very large portion of America decided that clearly our politicians won’t take care of it so they decided they were going to do it their own way and stormed the capital building. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @vishalnagaraj5343
      @vishalnagaraj5343 3 роки тому +2

      @Mr. Tree Let's kneel in front of those who did the same for the Kavanaugh confirmations right? Let's have a national discussion with them! Let's label these rioters and those who support Trump in general as traitors and outcasts, reprimand them for asking for better governance, de-platform and censor them, and best of all: take their livelihoods from them! What a recipe for success you got there, America.
      Sincerely, an Indian.

    • @BigCountryKracker
      @BigCountryKracker 3 роки тому +2

      @Mr. Tree gladly be a traitor to Nancy Pelosi and Biden... notice how our versions of traitors are flying American flags while y’all politicians that are “patriots” think the flag is controversial and racist

  • @that1planeguy937
    @that1planeguy937 3 роки тому +3

    Glad to see you are churning out videos again!

  • @ageofhistoryiiguy8478
    @ageofhistoryiiguy8478 2 роки тому +4

    Right wings be like: BiAsEd!!!!

  • @kospandx
    @kospandx 2 роки тому +6

    Glad to see that the US could stand up to Trump yet again!

  • @ericaj.m.1780
    @ericaj.m.1780 3 роки тому +9

    Ran out of chips (fries) made me giggle.. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @camasrasks3777
    @camasrasks3777 3 роки тому +6

    Başarılı (Very nice timelapse mate)

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 роки тому +3

    5:00 Russia Being In Good Enough Shape To Actually Fight Europe: *Am I A Joke To You?*

    • @enterchannelname3213
      @enterchannelname3213 Рік тому

      They statistically have a low chance against Germany and UK, on top of that alot of their military power is going to the US Civil War which means their military is not strong enough as usual.

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 2 роки тому +1

    0:49 it hurt itself in its confusion

  • @frasercullen3545
    @frasercullen3545 3 роки тому +11

    This aged well....

    • @y0l0wardog76
      @y0l0wardog76 3 роки тому +1

      Aged like piss when you forget to flush.

  • @BagMonster
    @BagMonster 3 роки тому +43

    I like the "Biden is nowhere to be found" Kamala has already taken over lol.

  • @schutzanzug4518
    @schutzanzug4518 3 роки тому +3

    I would cry if when it showed the tweets it made that little event sound

  • @TM_RUDE
    @TM_RUDE Рік тому

    Just wanna know how do you do the divisions like that? (Army)

  • @sjlbean
    @sjlbean 3 роки тому +35

    Under Jeb! America would have already conquered this planet 5 times over

  • @mamluk2003
    @mamluk2003 3 роки тому +12

    I'm watching two dinosaurs fight over my own homeland

    • @nodanny
      @nodanny 3 роки тому +4

      Best thing I read all day

  • @deev2789
    @deev2789 2 роки тому +1

    Man uses switzerland to peacefully record a timelapse, big brain...

  • @leonardo980
    @leonardo980 Рік тому

    How do you do this type of specatate and scenarios?