What if Napoleon Returned? WWII Hoi4 Timelapse

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  • @ericfuchs123
    @ericfuchs123 4 роки тому +4628

    So it’s all Konigsberg?
    Always has been.

    • @Fryepod3628
      @Fryepod3628 4 роки тому +36

      LOLOL best one of them all for sure

    • @haris_4046
      @haris_4046 4 роки тому +4

      drew durnil fan

    • @etho7351
      @etho7351 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @etho7351
      @etho7351 4 роки тому +6

      @@haris_4046 or a pewdiepie fan. That meme isn't specific to one community

    • @etho7351
      @etho7351 4 роки тому +7

      @@haris_4046 Granday is the one who popularized it

  • @maksbarabasz7103
    @maksbarabasz7103 4 роки тому +1127

    3:03
    Poland: thanks France for freeing me WAIT NO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

    • @louisboyer837
      @louisboyer837 3 роки тому +73

      "after all why ? why shouldn't i keep it ?"

    • @thebravegallade731
      @thebravegallade731 3 роки тому +34

      being poland is suffering

    • @allninelivez7631
      @allninelivez7631 3 роки тому +25

      He isn't simping this time.

    • @zafar5059
      @zafar5059 3 роки тому +17

      Switzerland :-
      I am immortal

    • @doctorhto3372
      @doctorhto3372 2 роки тому +5

      Деление Польши это древняя традиция.

  • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
    @imlivingunderyourbed7845 3 роки тому +1430

    "Comrade, Konigsberg no.277 has fallen to the enemy!"
    "Damn you, Napoleon!"

    • @j4xxonl
      @j4xxonl 3 роки тому +21

      *w h e e z e*

    • @Galactipod
      @Galactipod 2 роки тому +9

      *Koenigsberg

    • @kenzosuzukii
      @kenzosuzukii 2 роки тому +5

      *Königsberg

    • @doctorhto3372
      @doctorhto3372 2 роки тому +8

      Калининград 🇷🇺

    • @Galactipod
      @Galactipod 2 роки тому +6

      @@kenzosuzukii Koenigsberg and Königsberg are equivalent. Konigsberg is not, pronounced quite differentlly.

  • @LorenseNovem
    @LorenseNovem 3 роки тому +352

    The Soviet renaming all the cities to Königsberg was an actually clever move, now they're confused.

    • @kenzosuzukii
      @kenzosuzukii 2 роки тому +43

      imagine the french celebrating that they captured königsberg and then after they capture another königsberg they celebrate again that they captured königsberg

  • @nickzgreat7585
    @nickzgreat7585 4 роки тому +3062

    1:54
    Britain : *invades france*
    France : wth???
    Britain : sorry, force of habit

    • @Jay2480
      @Jay2480 4 роки тому +20

      Lol

    • @androsofrome8456
      @androsofrome8456 4 роки тому +55

      @ARC-5555 'Fives' Why can't people shut up about how OH MY COUNTRY BETTER it's annoying. Even if you're not wrong it's annoying to see.

    • @redviox1547
      @redviox1547 4 роки тому +8

      @ARC-5555 'Fives' on en as rien a foutre

    • @washizukanorico
      @washizukanorico 4 роки тому +37

      ARC-5555 'Fives' was it not for your money paying every rebellious army in Europe you would not have stand a chance.
      In a purely 1vs 1 you always had the advantage of being an island, easier to get invaded from Germany than from Scotland.
      We had to field the best army on the continent AND a fleet being able to compete with you.
      You did not need an army nor Prussians a fleet ...
      After 1700, the winner of the war was purely based on who was allied with Prussia at the moment.
      What’s is for sure is that the times we got into your alliance, your help fighting on the continent hasn t been super effective ... you seem to be only good at protecting the channel ... perfide Albion tout ça tout ça quoi :)

    • @nickzgreat7585
      @nickzgreat7585 4 роки тому +1

      @Nobody Cares nobody cares

  • @pulchnyhistorykfilozoficzn5155
    @pulchnyhistorykfilozoficzn5155 4 роки тому +2302

    Napoleonic France: Conquers all Europe and invades Russia
    Russia: Really guys? Again?

    • @kevintan1983
      @kevintan1983 4 роки тому +158

      Germany:your second time?

    • @anthonyJones-ll4ei
      @anthonyJones-ll4ei 4 роки тому +96

      i love how revolutionary france main reason for losing was because they tried invading russia, so the the french empire decided to invade the soviets.
      spoiler alert: they lost again

    • @Da.Shanks.
      @Da.Shanks. 4 роки тому +87

      Russia: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!

    • @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608
      @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608 4 роки тому +24

      They just wanted to see Konigsberg fall

    • @dinosaurisillumination
      @dinosaurisillumination 4 роки тому +7

      not Russia but the Soviet Union

  • @ulmondil562
    @ulmondil562 4 роки тому +359

    France: how many cities will you name koningsberg?
    Soviet Union: Yes

  • @gentlemen.7621
    @gentlemen.7621 4 роки тому +474

    Germany: *Losing badly to France*
    Also Germany: “Let’s invade the Soviet Union!”

    • @Mandrak789
      @Mandrak789 3 роки тому +47

      they just wanted to run away from mad French that way

    • @lasagna2303
      @lasagna2303 3 роки тому +43

      But wasn't it the soviets who declared war in this timeline?

    • @TehFloridaMapper
      @TehFloridaMapper 3 роки тому +15

      no france wanted them to declare war on germany so that they can advance, read the subtitles

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 2 роки тому +6

      In either case, the Germans were not losing badly there. They'd have flattened France as usual without that war with the Soviets.

    • @Aurum534
      @Aurum534 2 роки тому +2

      @@lasagna2303 literally not. Ussr joined to ww2 becose was attacked.

  • @gruuve
    @gruuve 4 роки тому +881

    Napoleon: conquers all og europe
    Napoleon: fails
    Napoleon: loses 0% territory and everything is back to normal

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 4 роки тому +86

      France probably had to pay a fortune in war reparations. We just don't see that stuff because this isn't EU4.

    • @error404usernamenotfound5
      @error404usernamenotfound5 3 роки тому +37

      Germany: completely split
      You: *L E N O R M A L H A S A R R I V E D*

    • @mrcool2107
      @mrcool2107 3 роки тому +15

      Germany also hasn't lost any territory. It's still alive today

    • @destdest9858
      @destdest9858 3 роки тому +45

      @@mrcool2107 Germany lost Silesia Pomerania and prussia

    • @dragooll2023
      @dragooll2023 3 роки тому +30

      @@destdest9858 Also schlewig, luxembourg, alsace, Tyrol, Carinthia, austria, danzing and the sudeteland

  • @destroyer2496
    @destroyer2496 4 роки тому +5588

    Everybody gangsta til' the Soviet Union rename all of their major cities to Königsberg

    • @imperiumoccidentis7351
      @imperiumoccidentis7351 4 роки тому +431

      "Where are you from comrade"
      "Konigsberg"
      "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
      Sorry to use a cringe meme but it's appropriate

    • @artemmovchan2265
      @artemmovchan2265 4 роки тому +25

      Don’t write any more comments please

    • @dracolasanders9780
      @dracolasanders9780 4 роки тому +31

      so in spite we comment again

    • @Tairesh
      @Tairesh 4 роки тому +51

      In Soviet Russia Kaliningrad renames you

    • @anonymuz796
      @anonymuz796 4 роки тому +6

      Kaliningrad

  • @cringename4391
    @cringename4391 4 роки тому +366

    Switzerland is still neutral
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @pancytryna9378
    @pancytryna9378 4 роки тому +3750

    Thank you Napoleon, but Joseph Stalin is in another Konigsberg.

    • @kacperixplayer
      @kacperixplayer 4 роки тому +135

      Good news Napoleon, we should go to Konigsberg 3000 km away

    • @marzenakawalec1797
      @marzenakawalec1797 3 роки тому +32

      Mario refernce? Love it

    • @ottomanempire8568
      @ottomanempire8568 3 роки тому +15

      I hate Napoleon He attack Soviet

    • @ArthTutur
      @ArthTutur 3 роки тому +21

      Stalin =👎👎👎💩💩💩

    • @joebrinecraftygamer3369
      @joebrinecraftygamer3369 3 роки тому +48

      @@ottomanempire8568 he didn't tho he attacked the Russian empire which isn't the Soviet union also the Soviet union was a cruel dictatorship

  • @simpleplanesdude2993
    @simpleplanesdude2993 3 роки тому +169

    Napoleon's strength: speed
    Napoleon's weakness: when he approaches. We run

  • @shadowman8535
    @shadowman8535 3 роки тому +149

    In my opinion there were 6 batlles that caused french deafeat and that changed the ties of the war on eastern front:
    -Batlle for Estonia
    -Batlle for north-east Ukraine
    -Batlle for Harkov
    -Batlle for river Volga
    -Batlle for Crimea
    -Batlle for east Caucas mountains

    • @estebanod
      @estebanod 3 роки тому +6

      In the game or the real life?
      Because in real life the main battle that lead Napoleon to fail was putting on of his brother on the throne of Spain, he lost a lot of soldiers even tho Spain was a useless country to invade, with all those soldiers the following battles would have been easier but this was his downfall

    • @shadowman8535
      @shadowman8535 3 роки тому +6

      @@estebanod in the game (sorry for late response)

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 роки тому +63

      Don't forget about the Battle for Königsberg.

    • @leongao5120
      @leongao5120 3 роки тому +6

      @@gengarzilla1685 which

    • @poisondog88
      @poisondog88 2 роки тому +13

      @@leongao5120 Yes

  • @stoferr
    @stoferr  4 роки тому +1570

    Hi everyone thank you for watching! Don't forget to enable subtitles for event descriptions!
    I'm also sorry about Königsberg. Lets just say it was a soviet strategy to confuse the French general about exactly which cirt they should capture

    • @davidp2537
      @davidp2537 4 роки тому +70

      Thanks for these time lapses man, it’s the best and most detailed ones I have ever seen

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 роки тому +16

      Jesus christ that post war borders

    • @uchihaitachi1838
      @uchihaitachi1838 4 роки тому +51

      4:30 how you do that

    • @boogiebomber2191
      @boogiebomber2191 4 роки тому +12

      What about a Swiss Empire?

    • @iroh9816
      @iroh9816 4 роки тому +5

      You wrote casualtie wrong its actually casualty or casualties

  • @nscaled1
    @nscaled1 4 роки тому +5645

    I love how every Russian city is named Konigsberg

    • @YarikBYcurrahee
      @YarikBYcurrahee 4 роки тому +128

      Кроме России в Советском Союзе находились и другие страны: Беларусь, Украина, Грузия, Армения, Азербайджан, Молдова, Литва, Латвия, Эстония, Казахстан, Узбекистан, Киргизстан, Таджикистан и Туркменистан. После этого ты ещё будешь говорить русские, вместо советские?

    • @nurofenkkk
      @nurofenkkk 4 роки тому +208

      @@YarikBYcurrahee ехать тебя прорвало

    • @СергейМифимцев
      @СергейМифимцев 4 роки тому +99

      @@YarikBYcurrahee давай признаем, что это русские захватили эти земли, именно поэтому иностранцы так думают! Ведь никто не вспоминает как канадцы сражались во второй мировой,(а у них погибло примерно 500 тыс) потому что ими фактически руководила Великобритания!

    • @evvec1490
      @evvec1490 4 роки тому +181

      tf

    • @lightin3721
      @lightin3721 4 роки тому +18

      @@СергейМифимцев да это кремле бот был, забей, ппхпхп

  • @aaronmorton5427
    @aaronmorton5427 4 роки тому +265

    *Napoleon has returned*
    Europe: aw shit, here we go again

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 3 роки тому +6

      Russia: yes, here we go again, time to destroy France again

    • @lianggi7108
      @lianggi7108 3 роки тому

      Napoleon won’t be that good of a general know

    • @jeb1413
      @jeb1413 3 роки тому +1

      @@whitezombie10 with snow and burning your own land

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 3 роки тому

      @@jeb1413 they didn't really burn the land, their strategy was called "land burnt", but it consisted in taking all the food and poisoning the water to make the enemy starve, and they used the confusion of the snow to arrive with horses and shoot everyone quick, a nightmare for the French

    • @jeb1413
      @jeb1413 3 роки тому

      @@whitezombie10 thats called politic of burning land (la terre brule) they burned agriculture and some house so the enemy dont use it they also burned moscow so

  • @ItsAnuTGamer
    @ItsAnuTGamer 4 роки тому +71

    napoleon: is this a musket?
    commander: no sir its a gun
    napoleon: do we use circle bullets
    commander: no sir we use ammunition
    napoleon: how do i reload this thing
    also napoleon: puts gun powder in it*
    gun: levels up into a sniper

    • @nazeerkhot3651
      @nazeerkhot3651 3 роки тому +4

      What

    • @aninditapaul9291
      @aninditapaul9291 3 роки тому +5

      The Napoleon in the video isn't _that_ Napoleon, it's one of his descendants.

  • @theraxs0014
    @theraxs0014 4 роки тому +41

    1:53
    British: d-Day?
    France: nope

    • @JoeWithTheHoesBiden
      @JoeWithTheHoesBiden 4 роки тому +2

      @Santino EGL united states*

    • @labaguette3740
      @labaguette3740 3 роки тому +1

      @Santino EGL That’s US not brits

    • @labaguette3740
      @labaguette3740 3 роки тому +1

      @Santino EGL WHAT THE HELL UR SONS IS MORE STRONGER THAN UUUU

    • @labaguette3740
      @labaguette3740 3 роки тому +1

      @Santino EGL GOD DAMMN ITT U SO PATRIOTIC I LOVE THAT
      But vive la France tabarnak

    • @piepiep2368
      @piepiep2368 3 роки тому

      @Santino EGL 😂😂😂 fine you're good boy! Patriotism!!! But it's windows you profil picture?

  • @dankutta5782
    @dankutta5782 4 роки тому +1223

    *Napoleon returns*
    Hitler: This battle will be *EPIC*

    • @leventeczegledi6272
      @leventeczegledi6272 4 роки тому +130

      I think Hitler would say "Finally, our battle will be legendary!"

    • @Yomesto
      @Yomesto 4 роки тому +14

      he died tho

    • @DoctorX149
      @DoctorX149 4 роки тому +5

      @Kaleb Lanoue haha funny are slash dank memesss

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 4 роки тому +33

      If only he'd not open the second front he'd crush France. Stupid AI.

    • @anthonyJones-ll4ei
      @anthonyJones-ll4ei 4 роки тому +9

      @@dimas3829 ikr france got so lucky that hitler wanted a two front war

  • @Jadanbr
    @Jadanbr 4 роки тому +627

    Everyone:every USSR major city is called Konigsberg
    Me: wtf Italy is doing in Norway 1:17

    • @theobsidiangaming5381
      @theobsidiangaming5381 4 роки тому +73

      First time?

    • @Jadanbr
      @Jadanbr 4 роки тому +7

      @@theobsidiangaming5381 first time what?

    • @theobsidiangaming5381
      @theobsidiangaming5381 4 роки тому +78

      @@Jadanbr Seeing Italy in Norway or even some random nation.

    • @Αρκαδία-ρ8μ
      @Αρκαδία-ρ8μ 4 роки тому +41

      Must be dissappointed cuz they cannot produce wine in Norway

    • @Jadanbr
      @Jadanbr 4 роки тому +11

      @@theobsidiangaming5381 i think its the first, i dont play HOI 4, cause i don't have HOI 4,but its fun to see timelapses

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 4 роки тому +439

    Napoleon: invades russia
    Russia: there is no russia - only königsberg.

    • @mykhailovlob
      @mykhailovlob 4 роки тому +1

      Яка "Раша"? Може Рядянський союз? Ти забув про інші “республіки "!

    • @FamouShinya
      @FamouShinya 4 роки тому +7

      @@mykhailovlob не парься, у запада СССР=Россия
      Это как то, что мы именуем всех жителей Китая китайцами, хотя народов там очень много

    • @canon-de-75
      @canon-de-75 4 роки тому +7

      I had severe logistics issues. Whenever I would want a division sent to Konigsberg, it would go to Konigsberg instead. So annoying! (note to future comment viewers my account used to be Napoleon Bonaparte but I got bored of that so I have changed my profile)

    • @ApsyrysClips
      @ApsyrysClips 3 роки тому +3

      France : Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @АртурАрт-й9о
      @АртурАрт-й9о 2 роки тому

      Вы определитесь)) то отказывайтесь от свтего прошло то песни тут поете😀

  • @gorgebutton5885
    @gorgebutton5885 4 роки тому +22

    Member of Napoleon’s court:
    “So Napoleon did you get to Moscow this time?”
    Napoleon: “It was another cold winter.”

    • @Freshbreadthe2nd
      @Freshbreadthe2nd 4 роки тому +6

      Napoleon got to Moscow, and by the way, funny enough the 1812 and the 1942 winters were both among the coldest winters ever recorded. I guess fate is really siding with Russians.

  • @hermes112
    @hermes112 4 роки тому +35

    3:48 what a perfect sync

  • @jacencade4019
    @jacencade4019 4 роки тому +184

    Poland: we're free.
    France: yes but no.

    • @xanderfett9374
      @xanderfett9374 3 роки тому +21

      Poland "Thank you France for freeing us"
      France "I wouldn't say free, more like, under new management"

    • @Idunnobutstill
      @Idunnobutstill 3 роки тому +8

      @@xanderfett9374 to quote oversimplified:
      "I am here to liberate you from your cruel ______ oppressors.............. and replace them with French ones"

    • @randomchannel9582
      @randomchannel9582 2 роки тому

      @@Idunnobutstill ooh 😔

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 4 роки тому +172

    5:28 I love how Greece sends its army all the way up into Hannover, then sends it back to Greece and two seconds layer They're in Hannover again

  • @TheCodaCrew
    @TheCodaCrew 4 роки тому +145

    Poland: Comes Back
    French Empire: I Don't think so

  • @laberry8128
    @laberry8128 4 роки тому +19

    Lol i just noticed that there is one Finnish unit that just keeps moving between Åland and Turku from 3:14 onwards wtf

  • @tincanmaniac1931
    @tincanmaniac1931 3 роки тому +19

    I find it interesting that the US seems to lose a lot more men in these simulations than what historically happened. They usually come in at the most losses of any nation that isn't the Soviets or Germany (France instead of Germany here).

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 4 роки тому +270

    Looks like Germany got reset as the 2nd Holy Roman Empire.

    • @michaeldog123ful
      @michaeldog123ful 4 роки тому +19

      @Doktor z Hor No, hes simply saying its more balkanized and is making an HRE joke.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 4 роки тому +6

      He singlehandedly set Europe back about 80 years.

    • @VKK-cr1uk
      @VKK-cr1uk 4 роки тому +2

      @@gengarzilla1685 how?

    • @danyyap3154
      @danyyap3154 3 роки тому +3

      More like german confederation

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 роки тому +2

      No more unified German region. That's going to leave a ridiculous power vacuum.

  • @seunghoseol6572
    @seunghoseol6572 4 роки тому +382

    Lol allies and the Soviets actually agreed upon leaving Germany divided, even though those states were just artificial former French puppets

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 роки тому +1

      ya

    • @mina551000
      @mina551000 4 роки тому +28

      Democratic Republic of Prussia

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 4 роки тому +26

      Ouch. If Versailles was bad, then this must be hell.
      And France got away with it!

    • @kuhluhOG
      @kuhluhOG 4 роки тому +19

      fun fact: after ww2 Bavaria wanted to have a clause in their constitution (yes, every state in Germany has their own constitution) to become independent, but the US didn't let them

    • @FamouShinya
      @FamouShinya 4 роки тому +3

      @@kuhluhOG Well, every federal state has regions with its own constitution. It would be funny, in the middle of Europe, some Bavarian republic.
      But in general, what would have happened if the post-war world looked like a video? the collapse of some system with the unification of Germany, or a new world war?🤔

  • @TheSebssx
    @TheSebssx 4 роки тому +292

    I don't get how France can have more than 10M casualties, and still have people in its army...

    • @Ab-er8ec
      @Ab-er8ec 4 роки тому +51

      Look at soviets holy shit dude they just threw men away by the millions

    • @imperialremnant3393
      @imperialremnant3393 4 роки тому +6

      They have around 30 or 40 mil in the 40s

    • @wilms2328
      @wilms2328 4 роки тому +61

      Soldiers from occupied territories I presume. 10 million casualties from the France itself would be literally impossible

    • @phillipblake6931
      @phillipblake6931 3 роки тому +3

      Is possible is a game Not the reality

    • @thechaoticcanadian8085
      @thechaoticcanadian8085 3 роки тому +6

      In WW2 the Soviets wound up with 24 million shoulders dead and plenty more still

  • @obiwankenobi9093
    @obiwankenobi9093 4 роки тому +1

    Dude I love your timelapses

  • @emolohtrab3468
    @emolohtrab3468 3 роки тому +1

    Beautiful timelapse good job !

  • @thegreatestgem
    @thegreatestgem 4 роки тому +94

    Damn, Konigsberg is fighting back so hard it fell three times

  • @kevintierney5711
    @kevintierney5711 4 роки тому +177

    France Invades Russia
    Russia: How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man?

    • @NotFM
      @NotFM 4 роки тому +2

      No

    • @jamm6_514
      @jamm6_514 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @NotFM
      @NotFM 4 роки тому

      @@jamm6_514 .....

    • @reapex9462
      @reapex9462 4 роки тому

      @@NotFM ......

    • @NotFM
      @NotFM 4 роки тому

      Reapex YT .....

  • @indeterminate4794
    @indeterminate4794 4 роки тому +74

    _whispers_ : *They never got Switzerland*

  • @DrewPicklesTheDark
    @DrewPicklesTheDark 2 роки тому +2

    Putting Napoleon on the throne then him acting like his ancestor during WW2 would have been giga-based.

  • @pabnckncykma1297
    @pabnckncykma1297 4 роки тому +12

    They almost got the Eastern Front Stabilized in 5:45 tho

  • @cjoutright9255
    @cjoutright9255 4 роки тому +166

    When the French get tired of the white flag stereotypes:

  • @stpoon8400
    @stpoon8400 4 роки тому +35

    *Napoleon declares total war*
    Soviet: You couldn't live up with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me.

  • @isak3459
    @isak3459 4 роки тому +92

    4:15 Huh I didn't know königsberg is in the middle of Ukraine

  • @2010MOW
    @2010MOW 4 роки тому +9

    Look at the "S" that moves on the right edge of the map. Imagine the vastness of the country that holds the rest of the letters: O V I E T U N I O N.

  • @paleone8725
    @paleone8725 3 роки тому +10

    This is how Poland thought France would perform.

  • @erensametkaratas6593
    @erensametkaratas6593 4 роки тому +40

    Dude, this important city falling thing is really neat. It feels like a documentary

  • @NovaFrederick
    @NovaFrederick 4 роки тому +69

    "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson" -Brittain and Russia

    • @bonjouroui9016
      @bonjouroui9016 4 роки тому +8

      @@GenocideWesterners Because of extreme luck and everything worked out in their favor. Also do I need to mention how you literally ran away from this "smaller and outdated army" while shooting the french soldiers trying to get to Britain? If it wasn't for the channel, you country would be long gone

    • @jhrb5136
      @jhrb5136 3 роки тому +2

      Only thanks russia

  • @98based30
    @98based30 4 роки тому +82

    Soviets closing on Paris with the allies
    Napoleon:Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @Sealdrop
    @Sealdrop 3 роки тому +25

    they should have capped königsberg

  • @faridmakhluffarras524
    @faridmakhluffarras524 3 роки тому +11

    NAPOLEON RETURN!!!!
    Napoleon: Aight i learned something from yesterday's career, never invade Spain and focus on Russia
    Napoleon: * Got defeated by Russia
    Napoleon: wait, so it's all not because i invaded Portugal and Spain?
    Stalin and Russian Fellows: Always has been

  • @Winged-h7y
    @Winged-h7y 4 роки тому +200

    Generals: sir we are pushing slightly into Paris day by day however we feel it would be unwise to go to war with the Soviets until they capitulate
    Hitler: nein Rome has fallen but we can still push

    • @dimmler7851
      @dimmler7851 4 роки тому +13

      France begged the Soviets into the war against Germany lol

    • @anthonyJones-ll4ei
      @anthonyJones-ll4ei 4 роки тому +1

      @@dimmler7851 pretty much

    • @marco002
      @marco002 4 роки тому +1

      actually for some reason in Hoi4 even if Germany won't declare war against the Soviets, they will.. wich is quite stupid as Stalin didn't want war with Hitler, what's more Stalin didn't even belive his own men (spies) about that Germany is preparing to declare war against them

    • @dimmler7851
      @dimmler7851 4 роки тому +9

      @@marco002 well yes, but actually no.
      The soviets eouldve definitely declared,but probably not in 1941. Your right about him not believing that the OKP was making invasion plans against the Soviets tho

    • @marco002
      @marco002 4 роки тому

      @@dimmler7851 I don't think they would have ever declared war while Stalin was in power

  • @HOTSHTMAN53
    @HOTSHTMAN53 4 роки тому +51

    Napoleon: invades Russia
    Russia: awww sh*t, here we go again.

    • @HOTSHTMAN53
      @HOTSHTMAN53 4 роки тому +2

      @Nobody Cares lol, Napoleon fell back from Russia primarily due to logistical reasons (supply window got too thin the farther into Russia he got). Obviously, Russian mentality of doing everything possible to win also played a part.

  • @real10002
    @real10002 4 роки тому +119

    Could you include China in the casualties board because it would make more sense

    • @klocu8733
      @klocu8733 4 роки тому +10

      not enough space for casulties :/

    • @real10002
      @real10002 4 роки тому +38

      @@klocu8733 Surely China would be more important than Ireland or Switzerland?

    • @real10002
      @real10002 4 роки тому +18

      @Jairus Miro Dela Cruz Japan is there surely they would show China and Japan is what I mean

    • @klocu8733
      @klocu8733 4 роки тому +1

      @@real10002 japan can do something, china is useless

    • @real10002
      @real10002 4 роки тому +10

      @@klocu8733 Japan fights China for years and sometimes wins so they're not useless

  • @andrewmoore4413
    @andrewmoore4413 3 роки тому +7

    This is very interesting. Both hitler and Napoleon’s tactics relayed on speed, and quick, decisive battles

    • @jonsin7671
      @jonsin7671 Рік тому

      Napoleon would beat hitler

  • @saxonymapping
    @saxonymapping 3 роки тому +6

    3:52 This moment when France steels the German plan for operation Barbarossa.

  • @isaacsous9991
    @isaacsous9991 4 роки тому +44

    Kiev and Minsk are labeled as Königsberg

  • @hermes112
    @hermes112 4 роки тому +28

    If someone like a napeoleonic figure came into the French side of WWII they could have managed a good fight against the germans, maybe even winning, because the soldiers and their leaders wouldn't be so afraid of fighting. If they invaded the Germans during the invasion of Poland they could have done lots of damage and Germany could lose the whole war.

    • @grubhub3933
      @grubhub3933 2 роки тому +10

      The French shouldn’t have stopped the Saar offensive during the Phony war

    • @jonsin7671
      @jonsin7671 Рік тому +2

      Yea and plus napoleon is a better tactician than hitler not even a debate

  • @sirmaukalot
    @sirmaukalot 4 роки тому +6

    I love how the Iron Curtain fell in almost the same identical place to real life.

  • @vidaenlaverdad
    @vidaenlaverdad 3 роки тому

    Your videos are awesome! Magnificent!!!!

  • @zemonn2633
    @zemonn2633 3 роки тому

    This vid is great,fr, plus watching it at 2x speed makes the music even better

  • @Shortcreeper105
    @Shortcreeper105 4 роки тому +14

    France: I will be the new Germany!
    The Allies and the Comintern : *pathetic*

    • @johnnymigouel7228
      @johnnymigouel7228 4 роки тому

      Dafuq are you on about?

    • @BTClips522
      @BTClips522 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnnymigouel7228 France lost the way Germany lost

    • @errormatrix4159
      @errormatrix4159 4 роки тому

      Had France more time(Napoleon responsibility he started it, LOL), to build industry, and Federalize Europe, and it would be other very different story.
      400 M Europeans versus 180 M Soviets,and 200 Americans and British,Napoloenic France would have had clearly the upper hand.

  • @zeWuzard
    @zeWuzard 4 роки тому +4

    i love how the ai like throws a large amount of its army back from the front line and then runs back to it like its kicking in a door

  • @carlrd308
    @carlrd308 4 роки тому +32

    So long story short its world war 2 but with extra steps

  • @Pate_43
    @Pate_43 3 роки тому +9

    Spain: That was a nice movie!
    Switzerland: I’ve seen millions of this

  • @Duck_The_Coloniser
    @Duck_The_Coloniser 3 роки тому +1

    Everyone: *no he is in rise*
    Switzerland guy : *wow nice movie show*

  • @stoptexting4095
    @stoptexting4095 4 роки тому +8

    4:22 Konigsberg in the Minsk. Yeah boy i like it

  • @fidenemini4413
    @fidenemini4413 4 роки тому +15

    Europe "this time"
    Russia "ur still trying"

  • @romanoum0465
    @romanoum0465 4 роки тому +11

    Switzerland sitting there, saying to himself: "wack"

  • @Argentoratum68
    @Argentoratum68 3 роки тому +5

    I fear no man, but that thing : 7:58
    *It scare me*

  • @polandthetranscendentangel2772
    @polandthetranscendentangel2772 4 роки тому +4

    France: *invades Kongisbreg for the 5th time*
    Kongisberg: Ah sh*t, here we go again

  • @mixererunio1757
    @mixererunio1757 4 роки тому +6

    Uncle Stalin why do you want to rename every city Konigsberg?
    You see Ivan if enemy invades us, but will capture only Konigsbergs he will be confused. And then we will win!

  • @ИльяПесков-х5я
    @ИльяПесков-х5я 4 роки тому +50

    Remeber kids, dont even try to invade Russia.

  • @connor981
    @connor981 4 роки тому +9

    *and Germany was whole again*
    4:31
    *and then it broke again*

  • @mad1478
    @mad1478 3 роки тому +5

    Napoleon is such a tactical genius he could invade UA-cam

  • @MikeJProto
    @MikeJProto 4 роки тому +6

    Why is no one else talking about how by the end of the war greece had lost 864 thousand soldiers, like wtf greece where did you get all that god damn manpower

  • @scipion34
    @scipion34 4 роки тому +22

    4:14 you made a mistake there
    its kiev not koenigsberg

    • @mykolaz
      @mykolaz 4 роки тому

      Tak

    • @magicduke8386
      @magicduke8386 4 роки тому +1

      He already addressed that 🤦‍♂️

    • @scipion34
      @scipion34 4 роки тому

      @@magicduke8386 or did he?

    • @magicduke8386
      @magicduke8386 4 роки тому

      @@scipion34 yes he did in a comment.

    • @scipion34
      @scipion34 4 роки тому

      @@magicduke8386 i dont see it

  • @waffle6340
    @waffle6340 4 роки тому +6

    I think it's really impressive that Germany held the whole line against the soviets until capitulation, also they had less casualties than France + USSR which was also nice

    • @ggeshundra
      @ggeshundra 4 роки тому +3

      In game Ussr in 1941 still had "purges" debuff, so theirs division attack has been reduced. At the time France attacked Soviets (1942) they had smaller debuff, so they didn't die to France as easily, as they die to Germany is 1941

  • @Shelfless900
    @Shelfless900 3 роки тому +4

    I love how Swiss Watching the world war like they are in a cinema

  • @andrelee7081
    @andrelee7081 2 роки тому +12

    Coming back to this, I love how history basically repeats itself, with Napoleon going through the Alps to attack northern Italy, and then leaving himself open to Allied invasion by invading Russia.

  • @gabimonice
    @gabimonice 3 роки тому +4

    The definitive battle that made Napoleon lose: battle of könisberg

  • @FireFlyOyuncu
    @FireFlyOyuncu 4 роки тому +20

    Can you change the casualties board?

  • @RizzyBoeh
    @RizzyBoeh 3 роки тому +3

    7:33 me as a hoi4 player was so happy at that massive encirclement at the bottom, so many units lost

  • @alessandromariorossi230
    @alessandromariorossi230 4 роки тому +5

    song name at minute 6:50?

  • @sparkymatta3193
    @sparkymatta3193 3 роки тому +2

    When you make fun of the maginot line but it actually keeps advancing...

  • @wholesomesandwich2437
    @wholesomesandwich2437 3 роки тому +3

    you know you’re screwed when the soviets name every city konigsberg

  • @kolskor0293
    @kolskor0293 4 роки тому +3

    Italy at 8:22: Guess I’ll join The Greater East-Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere

  • @mangofett6210
    @mangofett6210 3 роки тому +6

    Russia slowly pushes in onto france
    America: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @Hanikendy2626
    @Hanikendy2626 4 роки тому +5

    could you bring back the old casualties board? lov ur vids

  • @Oppistan
    @Oppistan 2 роки тому

    Heh, 2 years later, his videos are still awesome gems of content.

  • @nonolesavoyard8957
    @nonolesavoyard8957 3 роки тому +2

    UK: we are unbeatable!
    Switzerland: HOLD MY BEER.

  • @googoogly6
    @googoogly6 4 роки тому +7

    if the peace deal was player controlled, it would’ve been cool to see an allied occupied west, and a soviet east, cold war style.

  • @tamamatu6395
    @tamamatu6395 4 роки тому +5

    I always find it scary when you stop taking Soviet lands. It like those scene in movies where bad guys is messing with the MC than the mc has enough and catches the bully punch.

  • @panayotisskivalos905
    @panayotisskivalos905 2 роки тому +5

    Thanks a lot Napoleon for saving us 2:00🇬🇷❤️🇲🇫

  • @MuhaamadAreeb
    @MuhaamadAreeb 2 роки тому

    I can't believe you've done this UK

  • @edgareliseev1773
    @edgareliseev1773 3 роки тому +2

    Napoleon:I'm crowned in a world where inflation is very high? Conquest is going to be easy!
    Soviet Union:Yes but no

  • @iljoker4697
    @iljoker4697 3 роки тому +2

    Napoleon: invades Russia loses but no longer for the winter .... Napoleon: I hate this fucking world

  • @kadeis8912
    @kadeis8912 3 роки тому +3

    Königsberg battle obviously was the most decisive battle of the war.

  • @sepulx.
    @sepulx. 4 роки тому +10

    Turkey greece and Switzerland : hmm interesting yea

  • @810wasaninsidejob9
    @810wasaninsidejob9 4 роки тому +2

    Soviets: You have proven yourself a great ally, thank you so much for helping us defeat Germa- OH GOD NOOOOOO

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 4 роки тому +1

    Liberated Countries: Thank you! You've freed us!
    Napoleon: Oh, I wouldn't say "freed". More like "under new management".

  • @duyenvan1077
    @duyenvan1077 3 роки тому +2

    I love when the Russian voice of the song starts sing and the Soviet start push back napoleon