Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • @lcs684
    @lcs684 4 роки тому +23729

    this is what the History Channel is like at midnight.

  • @betzchess
    @betzchess 5 років тому +91142

    No one lost, everybody won. The Russians distributed the victory equally.

    • @Jackdiddly1
      @Jackdiddly1 5 років тому +2147

      Ur 6 years 2 late. For that joke

    • @raptor4512
      @raptor4512 5 років тому +2358

      Funny how so many people still watch these lol

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 5 років тому +1140

      Nice one bro. And we all SHARE in the entertainment.

    • @vukle1
      @vukle1 5 років тому +643

      Communism

    • @MyMika2004
      @MyMika2004 5 років тому +197

      @@Jackdiddly1 no u

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 2 роки тому +19287

    I just realized the line "You two need yoga" is a reference to the fact that Lenin and Stalin both died from stress related strokes

    • @cxuivq676
      @cxuivq676 2 роки тому +427

      Lenin died because of blood illness

    • @lucystarlight8887
      @lucystarlight8887 2 роки тому +1660

      @@cxuivq676 Lenin had three strokes within two years of his death, I can’t imagine they helped his health

    • @morgueieli
      @morgueieli 2 роки тому +278

      Stalin had strokes yes, but the ultimate cause of his death was being poisoned by Beria
      Edit: apparently, this might be bullshit. Either way, Beria was an awful person.

    • @morgueieli
      @morgueieli 2 роки тому +175

      @UTubeFekUrself Also funny about Beria, as Stalin would lay dying in his bed, whenever he was briefly conscious Beria would suck up to the man, kissing his hand and all. The next moment Stalin fell unconscious again, Beria would spit and proceed to curse the man.
      I believe it was Beria for certain, he was involved for sure, as he was clearly next up on the chopping block, and he was also just power hungry it seemed.
      It’s incredibly ironic how the man died, completely agree.

    • @aminaj.7032
      @aminaj.7032 2 роки тому +66

      ​@@morgueieli Wasn't it alcohol poisoning, and the fact that his guards were too afraid to check on him when he fell asleep

  • @Anonymous_Identity246
    @Anonymous_Identity246 6 місяців тому +3751

    Fun fact: Gorbachev was still Alive for another 9 years after this video was released.

    • @garfocusalternate
      @garfocusalternate 4 місяці тому

      Putin is also not only still alive but still president of Russia.

    • @just_matt214
      @just_matt214 4 місяці тому +326

      I hope he watched it.

    • @Anonymous_Identity246
      @Anonymous_Identity246 4 місяці тому +89

      @@just_matt214 Same here 😂

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn 3 місяці тому +75

      Iirc, he was the best leader of the soviet union (outside the, I think, Troikas?) Besides Lenin

    • @totallyreyalfactsfsfs
      @totallyreyalfactsfsfs 3 місяці тому +169

      ​@@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn I think he was one of the only few people ever in the government of the USSR that actually tried to make it better for the people.

  • @bundescoach3528
    @bundescoach3528 4 роки тому +4871

    that "birth of marx - birthmarks" line with Gorbachev walking in is still something I think about on the regular.

    • @stafey7659
      @stafey7659 4 роки тому +43

      First comment on this I still love rewatching this

    • @marzuqahmed218
      @marzuqahmed218 4 роки тому +57

      Yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost.

    • @Mirko_Doggen
      @Mirko_Doggen 4 роки тому +53

      This is why I think Gorbachev won

    • @phoebeclark4718
      @phoebeclark4718 4 роки тому +35

      Assholes made a mess and the war got cold!

    • @kingclint2382
      @kingclint2382 4 роки тому +47

      Shook hands with both Ronald,
      Reagan and Mcdonald, no doubt

  • @orionshadowveil
    @orionshadowveil 5 років тому +15615

    Gorbachev: "If your name ends with 'in,' time to get out"
    A line that hit EVERY one of his opponents simultaneously.

    • @mashab.234
      @mashab.234 5 років тому +361

      Orion Shadowveil Actually, Lenin‘s real surname is Ulyanov;)
      But yeah, this’s good.

    • @daffamuhammad9864
      @daffamuhammad9864 5 років тому +271

      Masha B. Also Stalin real name is dzughasvilli

    • @zaleksino7297
      @zaleksino7297 5 років тому +33

      Ну есть же ещё фамилии на -Ев , -Ов

    • @billyblackwell4647
      @billyblackwell4647 5 років тому +103

      Putin: I don't think so

    • @jovickii7396
      @jovickii7396 5 років тому +29

      Josef Dzugasivli Visionarevic Stalin his real name

  • @crimsonspector1967
    @crimsonspector1967 4 роки тому +9768

    "If your name ends with 'in' time to get out" Gorbachev killed Putin before he joined the battle

  • @Yadobler
    @Yadobler Місяць тому +401

    2:50 I just realised this is a relic of 2012s when each thumbnail could be annotated to another video

    • @alcapo9600
      @alcapo9600 Місяць тому +14

      My guy…. You missed out…

    • @LordWaterBottle
      @LordWaterBottle 24 дні тому +8

      @@alcapo9600 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

    • @Lp-army1
      @Lp-army1 6 днів тому

      I don't get it

    • @JusFinnZalar
      @JusFinnZalar 5 днів тому +2

      @@Lp-army1 in ye olden youtube, there was no limit to when or how many on screen annotations there could be, each video playing as the background was clickable

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater День тому

      Yeah, now so many of these videos have text about selecting the next vid that doesn't make sense.

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 6 років тому +74748

    This aged very well

    • @legendarycactus8218
      @legendarycactus8218 6 років тому +1464

      Ravioli Ravioli seize the propertoli

    • @anthonyrendonswagg99
      @anthonyrendonswagg99 6 років тому +193

      yes

    • @errinwright3700
      @errinwright3700 6 років тому +324

      Nice...my fav youtuber lmao

    • @skizze..
      @skizze.. 6 років тому +187

      huh youre looking at this today too?

    • @badstriker
      @badstriker 6 років тому +145

      Ha! Of course. Lies like this have aged well since the pioneers of this "facts" came out; the nazis. More exactly, joseph Goebbels.

  • @jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565
    @jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565 3 роки тому +13369

    I just realized that when Putin said “I'm a President in my prime", The abbreviation spells out Pimp.

    • @2face278
      @2face278 3 роки тому +1211

      It's been 8 years and people still figuring out new stuff with this song that's crazy

    • @TheOneGuyAce
      @TheOneGuyAce 3 роки тому +658

      Now I'm forever contemplating whether that was intentional.

    • @bonkersbonnersgaming7417
      @bonkersbonnersgaming7417 3 роки тому +53

      Wow

    • @nicoledean142
      @nicoledean142 3 роки тому +106

      I was today years old when I learned 🤣

    • @LorenseNovem
      @LorenseNovem 3 роки тому +21

      Oh wow

  • @rdpcl
    @rdpcl 3 роки тому +19940

    "I shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonalds"
    What a great summary of Gorbachev's political career.

    • @rosiepestel7836
      @rosiepestel7836 3 роки тому +82

      😂😂😂😂

    • @zoiatheexplorer
      @zoiatheexplorer 3 роки тому +357

      This is what the clown and betrayer deserves, shake hands with these Ronalds, great allusion

    • @saturnnn7155
      @saturnnn7155 3 роки тому +171

      Shaking hands with borderline fascist and corporate oppressors

    • @keshavleitan7800
      @keshavleitan7800 3 роки тому +479

      @@saturnnn7155 "corperate oppressors" wow, what bullshit. Very ironical because the USSR and Russia oppressed its citizens way more than America.

    • @barockobummer2448
      @barockobummer2448 3 роки тому +73

      @@keshavleitan7800 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @BeyondBaito
    @BeyondBaito 9 місяців тому +2678

    "I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa"
    It took me SO LONG to understand this reference. This is reference to ballet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov, who was known as the most prolific male ballet dancer of the 1970s and 80s. Even when he was dancing in Russia he was making headlines to the NYT. In 1974 he defected to Canada and became a US citizen in 1986.
    He's an interesting man, so thank you ERB for mentioning him XD

    • @masterkasidit2
      @masterkasidit2 9 місяців тому +99

      Wdym bro that's Pewdiepie

    • @maxdoles5806
      @maxdoles5806 8 місяців тому +34

      He remains the most well-known male ballet dancer of all time

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 8 місяців тому +37

      @@maxdoles5806 To be fair, competition is not that high

    • @OmniMale
      @OmniMale 6 місяців тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣.when young bucks learn history. You missed his reference to the Berlin wall as well.

    • @ScientistSkibidi-70
      @ScientistSkibidi-70 6 місяців тому +6

      @@masterkasidit2bro pewdipie was PLAYING him this is the story of the real guy

  • @Lord_Burrito
    @Lord_Burrito 2 роки тому +15256

    Well, this is a cursed time to go back to this rap battle.

    • @wilkgr
      @wilkgr 2 роки тому +405

      Yup, was looking through for recent comments ha

    • @ElasticGiraffe
      @ElasticGiraffe 2 роки тому +78

      @@wilkgr Same. Haha.

    • @Papa_Staline
      @Papa_Staline 2 роки тому +8

      Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :/

    • @mushroon4950
      @mushroon4950 2 роки тому +21

      Lmaoo

    • @Papa_Staline
      @Papa_Staline 2 роки тому +40

      @@mushroon4950 judging by your profile picture arent you a little too busy to be watching youtube vids? Or is ERB also an independent republic?

  • @mikhailgorbachev4542
    @mikhailgorbachev4542 4 роки тому +9572

    Did somebody say birthmarks?

    • @deeptig3972
      @deeptig3972 4 роки тому +47

      o.O

    • @X-2Cold
      @X-2Cold 4 роки тому +179

      You made this account at the time you commented it.

    • @sorinxi7455
      @sorinxi7455 4 роки тому +40

      Mislo • So?

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 4 роки тому +484

      I took those yoga lessons you recommended

    • @libertyprime4457
      @libertyprime4457 4 роки тому +155

      @@josephstalin364 hows your right hand man?

  • @shikamarunara2707
    @shikamarunara2707 4 роки тому +9156

    This Lenin looks more like Lenin than Lenin.

    • @crappychannel7454
      @crappychannel7454 4 роки тому +474

      *visible confusion*

    • @jacobbishop8067
      @jacobbishop8067 4 роки тому +90

      Yeah, fair

    • @RandomDude1999L
      @RandomDude1999L 4 роки тому +31

      >:-/ well.... Yea

    • @Tyler-md4qk
      @Tyler-md4qk 4 роки тому +23

      wasn't Lenin mexican

    • @navetwizer9853
      @navetwizer9853 4 роки тому +85

      Tyler Snacc YT Lenin was Jewish, he was leading to a communism country where the rich peoples and the other peoples would be equal.

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 9 місяців тому +318

    2:29 “The last man who attacked me lived a half life so comrade come at me!” Another foreshadowing moment since now recently Alexei Navalny died in prison.

    • @harryhoudini714
      @harryhoudini714 8 місяців тому

      Yeah but the problem with that is, that currently everybody who dies and CAN BE attributed to Putin in any way, will be.
      So we will never know if it was really Putin behind it or if it was simply a "natural dead".
      Seriously, Nawalyn was already locked up and nobody was fighting for him, he was almost forgotten and killing him right up before the Elections was a sure way of gathering unnecessary attention to Putin, which he certainly wouldnt want.
      I think Putin is capable of this and other things but I am not sure he really did this....I doubt Putin, an ex-KGB man, would work so "sloppy".

    • @dukedase7
      @dukedase7 7 місяців тому

      Rest in piss.

    • @thewhitelodgery
      @thewhitelodgery 2 місяці тому +9

      It's not, it's referencing Litvenenko dying of ingesting Polonium.

  • @Panzer_43
    @Panzer_43 4 роки тому +8246

    Teacher: Talks about Stalin
    Me: Isn’t he the man that made Mother Russia his bitch?

  • @razorinstiincz8314
    @razorinstiincz8314 5 років тому +12347

    I love how historically accurate this actually is. Specifically with Stalin’s four lines of “...shot” because Rasputin got shot four times before dying. Bravo ERB, bravo.

    • @wicknite1425
      @wicknite1425 5 років тому +254

      I mean, the coroners report states rasputin was three times. Despite that, it is unbelieveably accurate

    • @callusmalus8268
      @callusmalus8268 5 років тому +651

      Very accurate except the part about how he doesn't care about his wife she was considered to be the only one he cared for pretty much and when she died he said "This creature softened my heart of stone. She died and with her died my last warm feelings for humanity."

    • @Universe2
      @Universe2 5 років тому +195

      first wife not the second one

    • @callusmalus8268
      @callusmalus8268 5 років тому +242

      @@Universe2 My bad your right he didn't give a fuck about his second wife. Literally they had a fight and she went to her room and shot herself.Kinda fucked

    • @Edmonton-of2ec
      @Edmonton-of2ec 5 років тому +106

      Disregarding the poisoning, drowning, burying, an later cremation. They did more damage to his body then to him while he was alive.

  • @ThatGuy-te9wh
    @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 роки тому +10980

    I love how the actor for Putin doesn't even look like him but was able to portray him flawlessly with only the impression.

    • @markfrank5704
      @markfrank5704 4 роки тому +677

      He looks like a much younger version of him kinda

    • @pascalmoens8691
      @pascalmoens8691 4 роки тому +481

      Actor? It's nice Peter..

    • @lollolol3983
      @lollolol3983 4 роки тому +92

      Putin is president, Rasputin has fu"ked many many woman. It is different ppl

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 4 роки тому +74

      @doctor salt holy shit I never noticed that was pewdiepie

    • @tylermartinez3068
      @tylermartinez3068 4 роки тому +46

      @@jaimelannister1797 sorry but which person was pewdiepie

  • @sidtheshuckle
    @sidtheshuckle 9 місяців тому +850

    "The last man who attacked me lived a half life so comrade come at me!"
    *Navalny dies*
    this line aged really well

    • @sangbum60090
      @sangbum60090 9 місяців тому +65

      He's not the only one who died """"""""""""""mysteriously""""""""""""""

    • @apachewolfscout
      @apachewolfscout 9 місяців тому +9

    • @harryhoudini714
      @harryhoudini714 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, Putin is old School, he cant be bothered with this new "Canceling People" stuff.
      I mean, why fabricate sexual allegations, who wouldnt work in Russia anyway (too many beautiful women, no reason to get nasty) if you can just get rid of someone the good ol way! its quicker and honestly, looking what political opponents in the west are being put through, also more "humane".

    • @safil747
      @safil747 8 місяців тому +11

      да и похер на него, придворный шут свое дело сделал, его и убрали...

    • @scottwebb4722
      @scottwebb4722 7 місяців тому +29

      And before Navalny Prigozhin died in mid flight so therefore lived a half flight

  • @pendantairplane
    @pendantairplane Рік тому +5972

    The pun with "birth of marx" and "birthmarks" is still one of the best wordplays ive ever witnessed

  • @asimchillify
    @asimchillify 5 років тому +3989

    How is this 6 years old? Time flies.

  • @yosafatyt
    @yosafatyt 4 роки тому +4528

    Interviewer: So Putin how long are you gonna be the president of Russia?
    Putin: ДА

    • @mantapjiwa632
      @mantapjiwa632 4 роки тому +127

      Putin: You want to mess with me?

    • @manduse5247
      @manduse5247 4 роки тому +115

      Putin: I spit hot borsch

    • @El__Silbon
      @El__Silbon 4 роки тому +95

      Putin: When I'm crushing these beats

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 4 роки тому +81

      Putin: Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba

    • @adicooli1711
      @adicooli1711 4 роки тому +58

      @@eleethtahgra7182 Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyĸa

  • @Sealbro05
    @Sealbro05 5 місяців тому +26

    0:14 Rasputin’s Verse
    0:41 Joseph Stalin’s Verse
    1:07 Vladimir Lenin’s Verse
    1:44 Gorbachev’s Verse
    2:09 Vladimir Putin’s Verse

  • @harry9314-f2t
    @harry9314-f2t Рік тому +4855

    Trotsky was originally in this battle, but Stalin edited his verse out

    • @eulennachathen449
      @eulennachathen449 Рік тому +77

      You deserve more likes!

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 Рік тому +162

      He even recorded it out of his studio in Mexico just to be safe, but that didn't help :/

    • @RipRoaringGarage
      @RipRoaringGarage Рік тому +48

      All thats rumored to exist is the hammer used to smash the hard drive of Trotskys bars.

    • @krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653
      @krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653 11 місяців тому +25

      Severely underrated comment.

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard 11 місяців тому +16

      @@krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653 10 years after the video was posted and requires a bit of history knowledge to understand...... I'd say it's doing pretty damn well with 705 likes.

  • @82nd_Alpharius
    @82nd_Alpharius 3 роки тому +7550

    Damn man, I can't believe they got the real Lenin for this.

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 3 роки тому +6789

    "My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life!"
    Apparently when Stalin heard about his sons attempt to commit suicide by shooting himself (and failed), Stalin said "he can't even shoot straight!"
    Cold savage.

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 роки тому +67

      @Daniël Ulyev i think he hates his own sOn

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 роки тому +23

      @Daniël Ulyev one got captured

    • @kuch.bhi8847
      @kuch.bhi8847 3 роки тому +182

      @@noobf8783 if u don't know about history then don't talk about it. Stalin had to decide between his own son and his military head. If he saved his son, then the Soviet would have been defense less.

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 роки тому +56

      Communist suck

    • @diegosilva3927
      @diegosilva3927 3 роки тому +47

      @@noobf8783 Everybody knows that.

  • @speedyeuan5940
    @speedyeuan5940 9 місяців тому +173

    This is always going the be the absolute peak of ERB. I don't see how any other battle can top it

    • @rishisaini5269
      @rishisaini5269 8 місяців тому +9

      Yeah,totally. The only video which comes close to it is Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler.

    • @liyōnonainoroi
      @liyōnonainoroi 8 місяців тому +5

      @@rishisaini5269the fact it’s here at 2:50

    • @rishisaini5269
      @rishisaini5269 8 місяців тому +1

      @@liyōnonainoroi For real 🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @freakywu2
      @freakywu2 5 місяців тому

      I think Carlin vs Pryor is also great for a battle with more than 3 participants but Ford vs Marx has been my favourite so far

    • @leeshapon
      @leeshapon 2 місяці тому

      Artists vs Turtles and the Directors one (Spielberg vs Hitchcock) are the only ones that come close imo

  • @therumbling
    @therumbling 5 років тому +5027

    That one background dancer was pretty talented; he should start a UA-cam channel

    • @theoo1-swe
      @theoo1-swe 5 років тому +87

      Alex that’s pewdiepie

    • @m.A.A.dGanja420
      @m.A.A.dGanja420 5 років тому +142

      @@josdriehoek1276 r/whoosh

    • @jakub6998
      @jakub6998 5 років тому +75

      @@m.A.A.dGanja420 how is that a woosh? He just simply told him to fuck off with the woosh bc its annoying as fuck.

    • @conquistaboar6081
      @conquistaboar6081 5 років тому +175

      @@jakub6998 r/whoosh

    • @anythingfartherfurtherfurt8594
      @anythingfartherfurtherfurt8594 5 років тому +105

      @Blair Thoennes r/whoash

  • @someeejit
    @someeejit 2 роки тому +5406

    “Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out the picture”
    I never realised until now it was a reference to Stalin literally removing Trotsky from a photo, this battle is so good

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 2 роки тому +19

      I made an AMV of this & histeria provided all the clips I needed

    • @Questionable_Content
      @Questionable_Content 2 роки тому +90

      It also a reference to how he had Trotsky run out of the country and killed

    • @somehippies
      @somehippies 2 роки тому +60

      @@Questionable_Content trotsky was a true communist revolutionary, crushed by the bureaucratic hellhole that was the Soviet Union

    • @bullseye5202
      @bullseye5202 2 роки тому +58

      @@somehippies I would argue that Trotsky would have been no better than Stalin had he taken over after Lenin instead. He was a radical and an unpopular figure in the party, considered an idealist even by Bolshevik standards. Trust me, I am absolutely not trying to shit on you here. It's just annoying how Trotsky is often made out to be a man of the people, a hero to the cause, when in reality he'd be even worse than Stalin. Trotsky wanted communism to spread *everywhere.* Who knows how many could've died if he got his way. Again, not trying to shit on you in particular

    • @somehippies
      @somehippies 2 роки тому +41

      @@bullseye5202 i will apply the same rhetoric, not trying to shit on you either.
      but look at the present state of the world and tell me it’s not needed to at least internationalize it in the sense to have someone to lean in,
      bolivia, democratically elected socialist, overthrown by usa, guatemala, same story (radicalized che guevara), cuba was hit with trade sanctions the whole world over to make it crumble and fall, capitalism toils almost as hard as its workers do to destroy any attempts of socialism, maybe not the entire world, but you cannot expect communism to survive in a stalinist doctrine of socialism in one country, as we’re seeing today.
      furthermore, trotsky explicitly wrote that said revolutions should be led by the proletariat himself, so, while i don’t believe he would be neutral on these fronts, he wouldn’t wage war on the entire world, he would support the proletariat worldwide, and i will concede that that might lead to a lot more proxy wars, but it’s not a black and white issue here.

  • @ArthurDayne_88
    @ArthurDayne_88 2 роки тому +7806

    This has continued to age really, really well.

    • @Lotselance
      @Lotselance 2 роки тому +422

      "If your name end with -in, time to get out!" comes to my mind a lot these days

    • @ultraman_99
      @ultraman_99 2 роки тому +135

      @@Lotselance out of ukraine?

    • @noomfy-mopkebab3632
      @noomfy-mopkebab3632 2 роки тому +97

      @@ultraman_99 well that…
      But also just…. OUT!!

    • @costamcostam8961
      @costamcostam8961 2 роки тому +58

      @@ultraman_99 out of this planet

    • @ultraman_99
      @ultraman_99 2 роки тому +4

      @@costamcostam8961 communists from outer space

  • @pieraromeo4113
    @pieraromeo4113 Місяць тому +64

    Joseph Stalin's Verse was ACTUALLY fire, but Lenin's Verse Was The Best Earthquake, but this. 1:41. Was the Catchy Part

  • @the_venomous_viper1234
    @the_venomous_viper1234 4 роки тому +4790

    “If your name end with in, time to get out” Gorbachev killed Putin before he even came into the battle

    • @littlemicogamer1524
      @littlemicogamer1524 4 роки тому +188

      What's missing in G_lag
      U, now get to the gulag for talking bad against putin

    • @Nidyha
      @Nidyha 4 роки тому +113

      @@r33c3spices9 no he means the names.
      RasputIN
      StalIN
      LenIN
      PutIN

    • @sub-nautical_chill4379
      @sub-nautical_chill4379 4 роки тому +43

      Fun fact regarding that line; He was proceded by Boris YeltsIN with the creation of the Russian Federation.

    • @animatheo5779
      @animatheo5779 4 роки тому +5

      The_Venomous_Viper 123 i guess it was to Stal *IN*

    • @ministermacro
      @ministermacro 4 роки тому +3

      @@Nidyha Potential r/wooosh here

  • @sonicforces9295
    @sonicforces9295 4 роки тому +19586

    1920 : Rasputin
    2020 : Putin
    2120 : Tin

  • @pazuzu1
    @pazuzu1 3 роки тому +10757

    This video is almost a decade old yet Putin is still president

    • @pazuzu1
      @pazuzu1 3 роки тому +449

      @Sassy Tangerine 7 years is almost a decade, yes

    • @Lisztomaniac1022
      @Lisztomaniac1022 3 роки тому +104

      Oh shit I'm feeling old

    • @amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753
      @amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753 3 роки тому +59

      @@pazuzu1 you have a crooked notion of time

    • @karsaja4693
      @karsaja4693 3 роки тому +7

      Frr

    • @pazuzu1
      @pazuzu1 3 роки тому +98

      @@amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753 not really, it's not far of off a decade in the long scheme of things

  • @robbie131
    @robbie131 6 місяців тому +28

    This many years later, the fact that I can stumble to this video and remember most of the lyrics is beautiful. Probably ERB's best work

  • @DrMemeTheTherapist
    @DrMemeTheTherapist 5 років тому +7005

    Rasputin didn't die he just had a shower and removed "Ras" from his name

  • @OcarinaOfTime
    @OcarinaOfTime 4 роки тому +5240

    History students when they're drunk:

    • @kajafreur527
      @kajafreur527 4 роки тому +118

      Welcome to Epic Rap Battles of History

    • @Nico-pq2ky
      @Nico-pq2ky 4 роки тому +38

      Welcome im one of them 🤓🤓
      Im welcome in the history students

    • @borisyeltsin6927
      @borisyeltsin6927 4 роки тому +26

      welcome to the drunk gang

    • @tinkywinky4554
      @tinkywinky4554 4 роки тому +6

      hahahaha lol

    • @Nico-pq2ky
      @Nico-pq2ky 4 роки тому +8

      WelcomE to thE drunk gang 🍷🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍻🍻🍻

  • @MJGamerYT-od9gh
    @MJGamerYT-od9gh 3 роки тому +10741

    Best ryhmes: Stalin
    Best disses: Lenin
    Winner overall: Gorbachev
    Loser overall: Tsar Nicholas II

  • @Safesplayz
    @Safesplayz 6 місяців тому +99

    Who ever played Stalin was great bro.. the way he looked and sound, generally the aura he gave off was insane!!

    • @robdug7774
      @robdug7774 5 місяців тому

      Years ago libtards defended him over bush. I wonder how that is hitting now lol

    • @J0vile
      @J0vile 4 місяці тому +4

      Yes, and Gorbachev, look up Darth Vader v Stalin. EpicLloyd rocks it.

  • @pollard3558
    @pollard3558 4 роки тому +5519

    This video came out over 7 years ago, but Putin still president in his prime

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 4 роки тому +237

      Wait, it's still Putin? Always has been.

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 4 роки тому +327

      @@vogonp4287
      ⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⠿⡟⣛⣧⣿⣯⣿⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄..

    • @vinzcastro9304
      @vinzcastro9304 4 роки тому +71

      ⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⠿⡟⣛⣧⣿⣯⣿⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
      ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄..

    • @はるか-p8r
      @はるか-p8r 4 роки тому +6

      @@vogonp4287 always has been.

    • @heathercalicoep9756
      @heathercalicoep9756 4 роки тому +14

      Putin is resigning in 2021 because of Parkinsons!

  • @Choodafoo
    @Choodafoo 9 років тому +5223

    No Epic Rap Battle will ever top this one. Characters from a common history interacting with each other and spitting historically accurate disses is the best thing ever.

    • @Nikagor
      @Nikagor 9 років тому +154

      +Patrick Elder
      Just don't look at the comments asking who Lenin, Gorbachev or Putin is.

    • @andreberenguel11able
      @andreberenguel11able 9 років тому +15

      you are right this one is just the best one

    • @brandonvabderbok476
      @brandonvabderbok476 9 років тому +7

      +Patrick Elder come on what about washington vs wallace?

    • @Zfighter218
      @Zfighter218 9 років тому +2

      +Patrick Elder yup this is definitely the best

    • @mrgoat6267
      @mrgoat6267 9 років тому +1

      there are so many other better ones

  • @mgdoff3389
    @mgdoff3389 4 роки тому +2842

    “And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!”
    - “Did somebody said birthmarks?”
    Best thing ive ever seen in erb

  • @darekmario446
    @darekmario446 7 місяців тому +102

    "if your name end with "in" - Time to get out... That aged well...

  • @molleerox
    @molleerox 3 роки тому +3049

    "I spit hot borsch, while I'm crushing these beats"
    I love this line because you crush beets to make borsch.

  • @collateralkarma4537
    @collateralkarma4537 5 років тому +4115

    Days go on and on. They don’t end

    • @gamerntp7287
      @gamerntp7287 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @HazaelAlighieri21
      @HazaelAlighieri21 5 років тому +58

      Well, you kinda have to know history to understand some of the verses, so I think you aced because you already knew history beforehand, just needed a refresh.

    • @Sinalisco88888
      @Sinalisco88888 5 років тому +2

      Lmaoooo same

    • @dangerzzzone2925
      @dangerzzzone2925 5 років тому +16

      I sent this to my college history professor 😂😂😂 he loved it. I got an A

    • @senairobinson2956
      @senairobinson2956 5 років тому

      Honestly

  • @goodboyjoe978
    @goodboyjoe978 4 роки тому +4042

    Gorbachev really ended the union to get some McDonald's.

    • @yourlocalramen1660
      @yourlocalramen1660 4 роки тому +90

      Pretty sure it was Reagan and McDonalds.

    • @Damariobros
      @Damariobros 4 роки тому +10

      Max Dunn It was both.

    • @snorf525
      @snorf525 4 роки тому +11

      worth it

    • @Roma-kp4qg
      @Roma-kp4qg 4 роки тому +16

      He shilled for Pizza Hut :(

    • @Vadim_Sulimov
      @Vadim_Sulimov 4 роки тому +30

      you're laughing, but that's what really happened...It was very stupid of him to trust the Americans so much

  • @alstinson
    @alstinson 27 днів тому +15

    Stalin mentions how he took out Hitler Rasputin: Understandable have a nice day. 1:06

  • @philtachio
    @philtachio 5 років тому +4831

    *"If your name end with 'in', time to get out"* best line

    • @clevergirl4457
      @clevergirl4457 5 років тому +85

      @nathan sinaga ends with "in" it may be his time to get out soon...

    • @AbG-pk4ti
      @AbG-pk4ti 5 років тому +113

      LenIN RasputIN StalIN PutIN

    • @clevergirl4457
      @clevergirl4457 5 років тому +14

      WE all deserve one like each shared amongst OURSELF... da!

    • @Secto-R
      @Secto-R 5 років тому +38

      *PUTIN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @IAmNinzja
      @IAmNinzja 5 років тому +9

      @@AbG-pk4ti Elcin (ЕльцИН) - first president of the Russian Federation

  • @PeterUllmer-ALDP
    @PeterUllmer-ALDP 8 років тому +16646

    Otto von bismark vs. Adolf hitler vs. Kaiser Wilhelm vs. Helmut Kohl vs. Angela Merkel

    • @youribakker5571
      @youribakker5571 8 років тому +704

      Peter Ullmer. Actual history. Good suggestion.

    • @j0shua481
      @j0shua481 8 років тому +156

      Kaiser Wilhelm der zweite

    • @p-ball_from_SEA
      @p-ball_from_SEA 8 років тому +246

      You forgot some of the HRE emperors too, Otto the Great, Frederick Barbossa and Frederick II 'Stupor Mundi'

    • @daihuantran9928
      @daihuantran9928 8 років тому +43

      Peter Ullmer. The Kaiser win

    • @cinnafloof8967
      @cinnafloof8967 8 років тому +21

      Peter Ullmer. Omfg yes

  • @hellogoodbye9304
    @hellogoodbye9304 6 років тому +5484

    RIP the dude who sold Rasputin pierogi

    • @VideoCentral-bh9tf
      @VideoCentral-bh9tf 6 років тому +66

      Oof

    • @TitovIgorBro
      @TitovIgorBro 6 років тому +86

      This is so fun for me to rewatch 5 years later (because now I can speak proper English)
      Edit: apparently not that proper lol. "funny"

    • @restinpeace1916
      @restinpeace1916 6 років тому +34

      That was a capitalist pig anyway...

    • @solytnoss2563
      @solytnoss2563 6 років тому +3

      f

    • @turbulentpriest5647
      @turbulentpriest5647 6 років тому +9

      There is no worse way to be shot then moose cock shot.

  • @theearthlord2209
    @theearthlord2209 6 місяців тому +184

    1:40 I don't care what anybody says, this is the best opening in all of ERB
    Edit: Balls balls balls

    • @WXLLSSHIRTS
      @WXLLSSHIRTS 4 місяці тому +3

      True bro

    • @ThomasB-ck1pg
      @ThomasB-ck1pg 4 місяці тому +5

      😂😂 i know but i like lenins better

    • @leeshapon
      @leeshapon 2 місяці тому +3

      *knock knock knock knock*

    • @NutellaLover78
      @NutellaLover78 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@leeshapon Did somebody say "birthmarks"?

  • @bradenpinvidic4126
    @bradenpinvidic4126 3 роки тому +2892

    1:34 you can see Stalin looking at his hand, clearly confused. This is because Lenin’s line “But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!” is actually incorrect. When he was 12, Stalin got into a Carriage accident which shortened and stiffened his arm at the elbow. So the correct line would have be “Like you left hand, man!” but in the case of the song, right sounded better than left. Thus, you can see Stalin confused because there was nothin wrong with his right hand

    • @generalgrevious6438
      @generalgrevious6438 3 роки тому +27

      Thanks for explaining

    • @AHandful
      @AHandful 3 роки тому +11

      Thanks for explaining

    • @ReaperKorp
      @ReaperKorp 3 роки тому +157

      I thought ERB was trying to insinuate he was a wanker.

    • @j.f1963
      @j.f1963 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks for explaining

    • @benhornstein1688
      @benhornstein1688 3 роки тому +36

      I was thinking it was because his dong shriveled up...
      ...it's his right hand man...
      ...I'll see myself out.

  • @MusicalBasics
    @MusicalBasics 2 роки тому +13987

    To this day I still rap Gorbachev's entire verse when I'm doing the dishes or cleaning the counter. "Tore down the wall like the kool-aid man, OH YEAH!"

  • @ethanl5527
    @ethanl5527 4 роки тому +3550

    We all know who the true loser of this battle was:
    Whoever sold Rasputin pierogi.

    • @thevagabondburntnotredame8902
      @thevagabondburntnotredame8902 4 роки тому +66

      pierogi is the shit tho.

    • @КириллШейнман
      @КириллШейнман 4 роки тому +37

      By the way, there was a mistake. Pir`ogi is polish dish, russian pie is actually called pirog`i
      Im not sure is "dish" correct word, but i dont care

    • @smitherboi3125
      @smitherboi3125 4 роки тому +7

      Shot

    • @MsMacintosh
      @MsMacintosh 4 роки тому +2

      @Erich Peterson how fucking dare you.

    • @MsMacintosh
      @MsMacintosh 4 роки тому +11

      @Jared Jams eh, they are not important. The pierogi is.
      (Thats how the subtitles spell it, okay?)

  • @CJ0611
    @CJ0611 6 місяців тому +39

    As a person who sold Rasputin pierogies, I can confirm I have been shot

  • @tomodaphne
    @tomodaphne 2 роки тому +4284

    I love how drastically the mood changed when Gorbachev came in and then changed again when Putin came in.

    • @garmenlin5990
      @garmenlin5990 2 роки тому +201

      Like he said him his own verse, his name doesn't end with "in", which works with the mood change.

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 2 роки тому +58

      And now the mood changed again.....

    • @gottalivehappy
      @gottalivehappy 2 роки тому +88

      Didnt even notice was putin thought it was just a random russian nationalist

    • @МихаилДеч
      @МихаилДеч 2 роки тому +9

      Это был не Путин, а Махно.
      Путин пришел после Ельцина.

    • @notdoinganythingonhere
      @notdoinganythingonhere 2 роки тому +8

      Did somebody say Birthmarks?

  • @jackmummert8984
    @jackmummert8984 5 років тому +2273

    “Did somebody say birthmarks?”
    My favorite ERB line

  • @sexyadolf6136
    @sexyadolf6136 8 років тому +35723

    the russian guy won

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 8 років тому +203

      +David Warshawsky xD

    • @Yuri999000
      @Yuri999000 8 років тому +860

      cyka?
      cyka.

    • @TBlev215
      @TBlev215 8 років тому +80

      +David Warshawsky Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!

    • @Dmonius2
      @Dmonius2 8 років тому +365

      That's Putin xD

    • @sexyadolf6136
      @sexyadolf6136 8 років тому +195

      Demon1ze i know thats putin... you didnt get the joke.

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 Місяць тому +10

    it's interesting to come back to these and listen with years of college-level history classes under my belt

  • @jimmyz2684
    @jimmyz2684 2 роки тому +5792

    Gorbachev: "Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's."
    Putin: "DAAA YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME?"
    *McDonald's leaves Russia*

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 3 роки тому +5315

    Lenin's ghost coming back to roast Stalin and Rasputin was the best part.

    • @malachitlonborne5071
      @malachitlonborne5071 3 роки тому +63

      Lenin was an idiot.

    • @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635
      @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635 3 роки тому +237

      @@malachitlonborne5071 At least he done something that changed the course of history and fought what he believed in. It's admirable yet sad and frustrating that the way of thinking before is different back then, that there could a better solution but in the past is hasher than it could be that drives people for anything that make their life better but only drive even deeper on to that road.

    • @malachitlonborne5071
      @malachitlonborne5071 3 роки тому +119

      @@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635
      "At least he done something to change the course of history and fought for what he believed in"
      So did Robert E Lee. So did Mao, Hitler, Kaiser, Santa Anna, Osama, I think you get where I'm going with that.
      I don't care somebody for what they believe in. I care about the ideals they believe in.
      Communism is stupid. All forms of Communism is stupid including Democratic socialism.

    • @cowtipper08
      @cowtipper08 3 роки тому +20

      @@malachitlonborne5071 well said.

    • @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635
      @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635 3 роки тому +155

      @@malachitlonborne5071 So you think democracy is not stupid too? All governments have flaws. Look at Cuban Missile Crisis, man. The Socialist said the same thing about democracy which allows bad capitalistic companies to take advantage the people's skills, just like Communist Manifesto which I read which was supported by an company which Karl Marx's friend.
      The only wrong here is that the way PEOPLE implemented it and took advantage it... That is the real cause of the problem like propagandas. And Robert E. Lee, knew he was in the wrong side in the advancing modern society. Slavery was normal thing back then and that's irony of the so-called the land of the free, United States.
      And Socialist and Communism is both different, search it on the wikipedia. There's even like Syndicalism.
      This why admire Fidel Castro and Ho Chi Minh which you forgot to mention who were Marxist-Leninist, fought against America's fear of Communism. And the irony continues, most companies stockholders came from China like Blizzard.
      So before you say stupid, think what you type first and watch Historical Channels like Armchair Historian. Read a history book before coming here in history rap battle.
      Because I'll bitch slap you harder than bitch slap like many others ignorant fools👋

  • @ApExWorkout
    @ApExWorkout 3 роки тому +3352

    Me:
    Everyone:
    My brain in the middle of the day: “Дa, you want to mess with me?”

    • @hushvirginia
      @hushvirginia 3 роки тому +57

      😂😂 me too man. At the absolute weirdest times too.

    • @aichi_d3a1
      @aichi_d3a1 3 роки тому +97

      I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats

    • @axisthefirst
      @axisthefirst 3 роки тому +52

      @@aichi_d3a1 blow it up like a tuba while I'm bailing in cuba

    • @aristocat3012
      @aristocat3012 3 роки тому +28

      for me:
      "I'm a president in my priiiiime, my enimes don't disssstract me, the last man who attaaaacked me lived a half-life, so comrade COME AT ME."

    • @axisthefirst
      @axisthefirst 3 роки тому +13

      @@aristocat3012 it is supposed to be: doing judo moves and schooling communist cyka

  • @irieimaun7787
    @irieimaun7787 9 місяців тому +11

    i’ve been watching erb since 1st grade, and i love how there’s always something new to catch.

  • @mcstammer8853
    @mcstammer8853 5 років тому +3528

    When Satlin's Wife Died, He was quoted as saying "This Creature softened my stone heart. She died and with her my last warm feeling for humanity"

    • @callmeyourdai5y518
      @callmeyourdai5y518 5 років тому +102

      which one?

    • @AubreyMK
      @AubreyMK 5 років тому +105

      @@callmeyourdai5y518 The Russian dude

    • @callmeyourdai5y518
      @callmeyourdai5y518 5 років тому +266

      @@AubreyMK no which one of Stalin's wives
      Because he hated one of them.

    • @AubreyMK
      @AubreyMK 5 років тому +77

      @@callmeyourdai5y518 oh, can I guess? My guess is the first one

    • @shivambaurai2865
      @shivambaurai2865 5 років тому +319

      @@AubreyMK Yup, the first one. The second one shot herself because Stalin was abusive.

  • @victorlikesmetal3662
    @victorlikesmetal3662 5 років тому +2999

    Friend: Can your translate да?
    Me: Yes

    • @maxim7269
      @maxim7269 5 років тому +73

      oooh i get it cause DA is yes in russian
      very clever moy drug

    • @victorlikesmetal3662
      @victorlikesmetal3662 5 років тому +25

      @@maxim7269 I'm glad you got the joke ☺

    • @maxim7269
      @maxim7269 5 років тому +4

      yeah i understand russian a little bit

    • @PlamThePlam
      @PlamThePlam 5 років тому +5

      @@maxim7269 not only in Russian.. in every single country that Bulgaria gave language to ... So all of the slavs

    • @makomakov2669
      @makomakov2669 5 років тому +1

      @@PlamThePlam no bulgaria didnt give the slavs their language the macedonians created their own alphabet idk about other slavs tho

  • @adwaithanand3960
    @adwaithanand3960 4 роки тому +1415

    "Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and Mcdonald's, no doubt."
    In 1990, Gorbachev opened Mcdonald's in the Soviet Union to show they were open to change, or glasnost.

    • @domenboh
      @domenboh 4 роки тому +4

      wtf does "glasnost" have to do with that? Cant find it on google translate. And if we go by other slavic languages, glasnost means volume (as in sound volume).

    • @adwaithanand3960
      @adwaithanand3960 4 роки тому +80

      @@domenboh Glasnost means open to change which also ties itself to Gorbachev's first line. Gorbachev was "the host with the most glasnost" as he was open to change in the Soviet Union. This was a big reason in why he won a Nobel Peace Prize. Hope this helps!

    • @js_munchies
      @js_munchies 4 роки тому +8

      @@adwaithanand3960 that peace prize is still chillin on my shelf

    • @JimmyInnaBag
      @JimmyInnaBag 4 роки тому +35

      Domen Boh Glasnost was a policy brought in by Gorbachev, it’s Russian for openness and the policy brought in more clarity between the government and its people while allowing people free speech, removing of censorship and the introduction of more westernised businesses within the Soviet Union. Along with the Perestroika policy, I say that this was the most significant factor contributing to the collapse of the Soviet Union and communist government in Eastern Europe

    • @adwaithanand3960
      @adwaithanand3960 4 роки тому +3

      @@JimmyInnaBag Very well said.

  • @franckis
    @franckis 9 місяців тому +22

    Stalin's part just goes hard, especially "Look into my eye you perverted which", and "My own son got locked up in prison". the way he delivered those lines was just amazing lmfao

  • @s.s.a8741
    @s.s.a8741 5 років тому +2437

    side note: Gorbachev is still alive and occasionally does interviews

    • @thomasbuchovecky2205
      @thomasbuchovecky2205 5 років тому +288

      A great man. He is speaking out about the proliferation of nuclear weapons which he knows is an imminent threat the continued existence of the human species. Sadly much of it will fall on deaf ears.

    • @ritsuafk
      @ritsuafk 5 років тому +319

      Does he rap ?

    • @eidolon4236
      @eidolon4236 5 років тому +41

      @@thomasbuchovecky2205 a great man does not invade a country when it's seeking independence and answers for his own actions when is responsible for wrongdoing.

    • @thomasbuchovecky2205
      @thomasbuchovecky2205 5 років тому +31

      @@eidolon4236 You make a good point, perhaps I should be judging him from more than just what is represented in modern media

    • @ritsuafk
      @ritsuafk 5 років тому +6

      @Coop Childs He he he .

  • @blainecapano4113
    @blainecapano4113 2 роки тому +9901

    "Look into my eyes you perverted witch, see the soul of a man who made Mother Russia his bitch" is one of the most chilling lines in ERB to date

    • @Jablingus
      @Jablingus 2 роки тому +672

      I think "You think I give a fuck about my Wife? My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life." is cold AF

    • @KingKalashnikov
      @KingKalashnikov 2 роки тому +159

      The way that the horns come in at the end just completely sell the power of the line. So good.

    • @lazarcosmin9682
      @lazarcosmin9682 2 роки тому +173

      "Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare i call that a tuesday" takes the crown for the most chilling line

    • @meatypatte7125
      @meatypatte7125 2 роки тому +45

      It’s how he says it as well

    • @TheIsland_gaming
      @TheIsland_gaming 2 роки тому +8

      theese coments are in every erb video but its true

  • @octagun9954
    @octagun9954 3 роки тому +3836

    "Did somebody say... Birthmarks?" Absolute genius lyrics
    Edit: Thank you for the almost 4k likes ❤

    • @kozz8453
      @kozz8453 3 роки тому +5

      55

    • @ShadowXlink1
      @ShadowXlink1 3 роки тому +9

      It gets me every time 🤣🤣

    • @vitorbrasilino
      @vitorbrasilino 3 роки тому +2

      Um hermano por aqui. Interessante...

    • @vexmythoclass5000
      @vexmythoclass5000 3 роки тому +1

      I read your comment right as they said it lol

    • @BinaryRex18
      @BinaryRex18 3 роки тому +23

      The Gorbachev part as a whole was next level

  • @jacobgale4792
    @jacobgale4792 22 дні тому +5

    Honestly Gorbachev straight up lethaled everyone with "If your name end with 'in', time to get out" and the Birthmark line is actually perfection

  • @carmi7042
    @carmi7042 Рік тому +4180

    2013: "Last man who attacked me lived half life"
    2023: "Last man who attacked me lived half flight"

    • @emrecck
      @emrecck Рік тому +83

      That’s why I love Internet 😂😂😂

    • @shannimonet
      @shannimonet Рік тому +26

      LMFAO 😂

    • @ejjrnr-n9y
      @ejjrnr-n9y Рік тому +13

      NAHHHHH

    • @michiru2hell
      @michiru2hell Рік тому +9

      Context?

    • @emrecck
      @emrecck Рік тому +72

      @@michiru2hell the helicopter “accident” that the Wagner leader had :) Proznin or smth was his name, Idk

  • @moshikitrain
    @moshikitrain 4 роки тому +3231

    Man it kinda sucks that Gorbachevs part is so short. That beat is an absolute banger

    • @waffledoesstuff2145
      @waffledoesstuff2145 4 роки тому +340

      Did somebody say birthmarks???
      That line is already gold in it self

    • @janusnightshade9848
      @janusnightshade9848 4 роки тому +127

      Well we can always replay it
      1:40

    • @adityaarya1056
      @adityaarya1056 4 роки тому +7

      ikr!! i just watched chernobyl now it feels kinda cool watching this

    • @benedictdizon4810
      @benedictdizon4810 4 роки тому +11

      I also saw pewdiepie lol

    • @ivanlagrossemoule
      @ivanlagrossemoule 4 роки тому +59

      @@User-ts5vl The biggest irony with Russia is the hate for the guys who tried to give Russians a chance at a decent life while praising those that wasted millions of Russian lives.

  • @basheerhadi95
    @basheerhadi95 3 роки тому +2110

    “Stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx...knock knock knock, did somebody say birthmark?”
    Genius.

    • @k4tharin3
      @k4tharin3 3 роки тому +38

      @ComradeQbr • 69 years ago Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

    • @eero7507
      @eero7507 3 роки тому +29

      @@k4tharin3 shook hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and Mcdonald's

    • @hulkbelowall9532
      @hulkbelowall9532 3 роки тому +25

      @@eero7507 no doubt if your name end with in time to get out

    • @eero7507
      @eero7507 3 роки тому +24

      @@hulkbelowall9532 i had the balls to let baryšnikov dance, playa! Torn down that wall like the kool aid man (oh yeah)

    • @eero7507
      @eero7507 3 роки тому +15

      @@Cadbury1 Did somebody say real power?

  • @RealmRabbit
    @RealmRabbit 2 місяці тому +7

    One of the best ERB videos to last the test of time from the earlier days (minus the fact that I think they'd do Putin differently)

  • @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding
    @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding 3 роки тому +4997

    I like how emotional Lenin gets at Stalin for what he did

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 3 роки тому +42

      u communist

    • @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding
      @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding 3 роки тому +257

      @@alessbritish228 yeah oui yes

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 3 роки тому +9

      @@LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding so u hate mcdonalds right

    • @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding
      @LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding 3 роки тому +315

      @@alessbritish228 yeah I’d say their a pretty bad company the production of their food has a horrible effect on the environment and the people involved in it are treated like shit their own direct abuse of their employees selling their products is sadly nothing special Oh and trying to build up cultish brand loyalty in children succcckkkkss

    • @peddyjet
      @peddyjet 3 роки тому +149

      @@alessbritish228 Personally I quite like McDonald's, but it really puts you off of eating it when you realize that hundreds were exploited for their labour for your burger and chips. Workers should be able to reap what they sow, and that's why capitalism needs to go, as the bourgeoisie will take all of the capital otherwise.

  • @melonlord7443
    @melonlord7443 2 роки тому +5294

    "Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost. Assholes made a mess and the war got cold" is still the hardest bar in rap history

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 2 роки тому +246

      He tore down that Wall like the Kool-Aid Man (oh yeah)

    • @iamthepole723
      @iamthepole723 2 роки тому +85

      Rest in peace

    • @HeadsetHatGuy
      @HeadsetHatGuy 2 роки тому

      @@ajdominguez1002 You two need yoga. (Дa!) You need a shower, (Дa!)

    • @janebyrne6463
      @janebyrne6463 2 роки тому +1

      I agree. Gorbachev (and. later, Boris Yeltsin) made a better ruler for Russia than Vladimir Putin. Putin singlehandedly turned Russia into a corrupt kleptocracy, extending its influence in Crimea and now Ukraine. Putin was a great admirer of Stalin, it's not hard to see why.

    • @rick5743
      @rick5743 2 роки тому +110

      @@ajdominguez1002 He shook hands with both ronalds (reagan and mcdonalds)

  • @CassiniDivision
    @CassiniDivision 8 років тому +6138

    Still now, I think this is the best battle so far.

  • @conspiracy_risk7526
    @conspiracy_risk7526 5 місяців тому +6

    I love the moment at 2:32. Lenin, Stalin, and Gorbachev are all just standing there pissed at Putin, while Rasputin is kind of head bopping along like "This beat is actually kinda fire ngl."

  • @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong
    @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong 3 роки тому +2394

    It's a hard choice, but I think this is the ultimate ERB. It just amazes me how god damn clever the lyrics are, and the flow is totally seamless. This is such amazing art, and its free for everyone to enjoy!

    • @AkumuNyaaaa
      @AkumuNyaaaa 3 роки тому +11

      I like your name lmao

    • @maulanalaser4748
      @maulanalaser4748 3 роки тому +4

      Its awe😉

    • @azrulashraf00
      @azrulashraf00 3 роки тому +2

      Alexander vs Ivan for me

    • @adumbchicken8022
      @adumbchicken8022 2 роки тому +5

      this is up there for me, but i dont think anything tops the time they got mother fucken snoop dogg on the channel lol

    • @malhaar2271
      @malhaar2271 2 роки тому +4

      I watched this as kid didn't understand shit and still enjoyed it. Now that I know the history I'm just blown away lol.

  • @willbeinke6839
    @willbeinke6839 4 роки тому +1736

    Putin: Flexing on everyone.
    Stalin, Lenin, and Gorbachev: Hating him.
    Rasputin: Enjoying the music.

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 4 роки тому +23

      I didn’t hate Putin, he’s a real hooman

    • @Nico-pq2ky
      @Nico-pq2ky 4 роки тому +1

      @@josephstalin364 how dare you to say that comrade.

    • @wafeeqrox885
      @wafeeqrox885 4 роки тому +4

      Cus Ras(putin)

    • @berry7879
      @berry7879 4 роки тому +13

      He was also just vibing to the rap before Gorbachev told him to take a shower.

    • @Bsaaudio
      @Bsaaudio 4 роки тому

      @@josephstalin364 me too 😡😡

  • @Eidolon5150
    @Eidolon5150 5 років тому +2055

    “Anyone who sold you pierogi” “shot”
    Stalin is a straight savage

  • @Epicgamer-lm4ut
    @Epicgamer-lm4ut 4 місяці тому +18

    "if your name end eith "in" time to get out"🗣️🔥

  • @ilikemusic3856
    @ilikemusic3856 3 роки тому +1638

    "Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil"
    This angered Stalin's father who punished him severely.

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade 3 роки тому +68

      I see you're also a man of culture

    • @ilikemusic3856
      @ilikemusic3856 3 роки тому +19

      @@angelserenade Thanks :)

    • @gwynne-stacy
      @gwynne-stacy 2 роки тому +8

      @British Tea pls wtf does Britain have to do with opium trade

    • @cindylavoie2372
      @cindylavoie2372 2 роки тому +14

      Ah yes, an individual of refined taste!

    • @VisitMyChannel2
      @VisitMyChannel2 2 роки тому +14

      Oh so we meet again
      People of culture!

  • @PLAGUE-KARM
    @PLAGUE-KARM 3 роки тому +2009

    I’m still not over how addictive Gorbachev’s part is

    • @Chris_Troxler
      @Chris_Troxler 3 роки тому +73

      It's why I keep coming back.

    • @shepardmint933
      @shepardmint933 3 роки тому +81

      If your name ends with in, time to get out.

    • @alial-issa6893
      @alial-issa6893 3 роки тому +46

      Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

    • @mrnsn444
      @mrnsn444 3 роки тому +22

      My ultimate favorite erb verse

    • @JakeDaemen
      @JakeDaemen 3 роки тому +26

      He had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa!

  • @wimjokinson8594
    @wimjokinson8594 4 роки тому +1880

    rasputin: cool moustache
    stalin: uhh ok
    rasputin: *_wario_*

    • @RE-zl7sy
      @RE-zl7sy 4 роки тому +35

      WaRiO

    • @nordicships8822
      @nordicships8822 4 роки тому +14

      Well it’s more mario when you think about it

    • @paperbox4739
      @paperbox4739 4 роки тому +6

      He called him wario 😂😂😂

    • @anintrovert9453
      @anintrovert9453 4 роки тому +3

      He looks like if Mario was real

    • @tsp_2t942
      @tsp_2t942 4 роки тому +2

      @@anintrovert9453 True Tho

  • @jacksonherdade6398
    @jacksonherdade6398 Місяць тому +4

    Here 8 years after first seeing this, truly the best ERB of all time

  • @dannyb2815
    @dannyb2815 5 років тому +3267

    *Learning about Cold War in History Class*
    Teacher: Gorbachev was easy to recognise as he had a birthmark on the top of his head.
    Me: Did somebody say birthmarks ?

    • @ashimochi
      @ashimochi 5 років тому +58

      Same when I had to talk about the g l a s n o s t

    • @bengamerlsyolo6788
      @bengamerlsyolo6788 5 років тому +56

      YO AM THE HOST WITH THE MOST GLASNOST

    • @wideputin8247
      @wideputin8247 5 років тому +33

      @@bengamerlsyolo6788 Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

    • @dannox250
      @dannox250 5 років тому +43

      Shook hands with both Ronalds
      Reagan and McDonald's
      No doubt

    • @wideputin8247
      @wideputin8247 5 років тому +31

      @@dannox250 if your name ends with 'in' time to get out

  • @sjadarkest
    @sjadarkest Рік тому +7959

    Almost ten years and I still can't get enough of Rasputin dancing to Putin's verse

    • @bbqBaconNinja
      @bbqBaconNinja Рік тому +212

      So I've watched this countless times and just for the first time noticed it. I went searching the comments to find someone mentioning it. I watched that part about 15 times in a row just now lol.

    • @canaanclb
      @canaanclb Рік тому +270

      He's also dancing to Gorbachev's verse. 2:01

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 Рік тому +74

      His moves are... bold

    • @eleanordipalac3012
      @eleanordipalac3012 Рік тому

      ​@@MrcreeperDXD777_BOOOOOLD_

    • @epilepticatarave
      @epilepticatarave Рік тому +6

      Didint knew that lol

  • @littletexas1882
    @littletexas1882 Рік тому +4312

    "Look into my eyes you perverted little witch" the way this man delivered his lines were brutal and cut throat. Even in his eyes. Dude, I'm sorry, but he KILLED IT.

    • @Rezznar
      @Rezznar Рік тому +110

      He flamed Rasputin without mercy

    • @ozzylotson632
      @ozzylotson632 Рік тому +36

      without little, but okay

    • @Abosi-baby
      @Abosi-baby 10 місяців тому +10

      Literally

    • @gametech4101
      @gametech4101 9 місяців тому +43

      I wish Rasputin and Stalin had more verses, they were so brutal against each other

    • @Wkumar07
      @Wkumar07 9 місяців тому +16

      ​@@gametech4101the whole battle should have been between them.

  • @garethwilkins6744
    @garethwilkins6744 2 місяці тому +11

    Putin: " i won this victory."
    Others: " OUR victory."

  • @JoshBart
    @JoshBart 5 років тому +1595

    Me: trying to sleep
    My brain: DID SOMEBODY SAY REAL POWER?

    • @acmaiden5236
      @acmaiden5236 5 років тому +20

      Same here, except I hear : *WHAT'S UP, BITCHESSSSS*

    • @lollipopgumdrop2536
      @lollipopgumdrop2536 5 років тому +5

      @@acmaiden5236 There's no way to stop it once it briefly enters your mind

    • @brigs247__8
      @brigs247__8 5 років тому +26

      *Daaaaaaa you want to mess with me?*

    • @diyah4436
      @diyah4436 5 років тому +1

      This is me today

    • @cherylvollen8426
      @cherylvollen8426 5 років тому +4

      It takes *real power* to get some sleep after listening

  • @tomosprice8136
    @tomosprice8136 3 роки тому +5697

    Gorbachev:
    Birthmark ✅
    The host with the most Glasnost ✅
    Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's ✅
    Had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa ✅
    Tore down that wall like the Kool Aid man ✅
    But most importantly:
    Name ends with in ❌

    • @officialromanhours
      @officialromanhours 3 роки тому +92

      Time to get out

    • @NickTQ101
      @NickTQ101 3 роки тому +11

      No doubt

    • @StarryeyedPixie
      @StarryeyedPixie 3 роки тому +73

      I apologize on behalf of everyone whose name ends in "in"

    • @hmsrenown7801
      @hmsrenown7801 3 роки тому +10

      @@StarryeyedPixie Ah yes, the irony. Big phun

    • @mrsynth2643
      @mrsynth2643 3 роки тому +3

      Hang on, are you welsh and german. That makes 2 of us

  • @xuebopang2296
    @xuebopang2296 2 роки тому +1822

    Guess history may not repeat, but it always rhymes

    • @Ty-ie2mi
      @Ty-ie2mi 2 роки тому +6

      Mark Twain.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 2 роки тому

      Heyoooo

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 2 роки тому

      What does this mean? Are you trying to equate Putin to Hitler? Russia isn't annexing Ukraine. I'm genuinely confused by your remark. It's like you said this because you thought it was clever and unique, but it doesn't make sense in the context in which you say it.
      If you want to be poetic, please, PLEASE, have it make sense.

    • @rishisaini5269
      @rishisaini5269 2 роки тому

      @@marishiten5944 Yes,Putin is now our boy Putler which will lead whole Russia to disaster and innocent peoples will have to agree with him otherwise shit or jail.

    • @wake6000
      @wake6000 2 роки тому +17

      @@marishiten5944 "Russia isn't annexing Ukraine"
      Famous last words.

  • @Epicgamertv
    @Epicgamertv Місяць тому +7

    I think most ERB fans can agree that this is a top 3 ERB video

    • @LMAOOOOOO
      @LMAOOOOOO 29 днів тому

      What are some other good ones? Rn this is my fav
      Hope they somehow beat this so I can listen to another song a million times lmao

    • @Epicgamertv
      @Epicgamertv 29 днів тому

      @ Roosevelt vs Churchill, Jordan vs Ali, Guevara vs Fawkes.

  • @brendansieve7994
    @brendansieve7994 3 роки тому +2030

    Lloyd KILLED THIS. His crinkled, teary-eyed, trembling Stalin is so incredible.

    • @HelloIamCloudy
      @HelloIamCloudy 3 роки тому +20

      And accurate...

    • @helpme1310
      @helpme1310 3 роки тому +15

      And hot!!

    • @littlestar2104
      @littlestar2104 3 роки тому

      Please stay safe from Her arms are still alive and She saw you Will die She didn't want to die She didn't want to die She Is Lost they will find only your arms: Amandaishere-jpg. Please stay safe from Amandaishere-jpg

    • @littlestar2104
      @littlestar2104 3 роки тому +4

      @roasted pancakes im not a bot

    • @littlestar2104
      @littlestar2104 3 роки тому

      @Dazed Loc Amandaishere-jpg

  • @queruba.
    @queruba. 4 роки тому +463

    I love that Lenin is just red all the time and drops from the sky, that's some serious accurate historic representation of him

    • @kiadimundi3610
      @kiadimundi3610 4 роки тому +6

      Can you explain?

    • @queruba.
      @queruba. 4 роки тому +44

      @@kiadimundi3610 He was actually all red and occasionally fell from the sky in real life

    • @edireland8983
      @edireland8983 4 роки тому +1

      Is this supposed to be like in the style of soviet banknotes etc?

    • @queruba.
      @queruba. 4 роки тому +1

      @@edireland8983 I think so

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 4 роки тому +1

      @@queruba. A truly educated man!

  • @kathleenhand5071
    @kathleenhand5071 5 років тому +1848

    me: please let me sleep
    my mind: Did someone say real power???

  • @frejschmitz9200
    @frejschmitz9200 8 місяців тому +4

    2:25 "I'm a president in my prime my enemies don't distract me."