Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Опубліковано 21 кві 2013
- Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History
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Grigori Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin & Vladimir Putin: Nice Peter (of Russian Descent)
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Joseph Stalin & Mikhail Gorbachev: EpicLLOYD (No Russian Blood)
/ epiclloyd
Special guest bro: PewDiePie as Mikhail Baryshnikov
/ pewdiepie
▼ CREW ▼
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
Directed by:
Dave McCary
/ david
Written by:
Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Zach Sherwin, Dante Cimadamore and Mike Betette
Beats Produced by:
The Unbeatables & Dizzy Productions
Song Produced by:
Nice Peter and Choco
Mixed by:
Choco and Nice Peter
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Edited by:
Dave McCary and Nice Peter
Compositing and Background Design by:
Andrew Sherman
Directors of Photography:
Jon Na and Layne Pavoggi
Gaffers:
Arthur Hong and Blake O'Neal
Assistant Editors:
Ryan Moulton and Marc Chester
Music Supervisor and Playback:
Dante Cimadamore
Costume Design:
Sulai Lopez
Makeup and Hair:
Eva Buinowsky and Tara Lang
Art Consultant:
Mary Gutfleisch
BTS Camera:
Jose Mendoza, Yev Belilovsky (born in Russia) and Trent Turner
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Production Coordinators:
Shaun Lewin and Atul Singh
Produced by:
Michelle Maloney for Maker Studios
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No one lost, everybody won. The Russians distributed the victory equally.
Ur 6 years 2 late. For that joke
Funny how so many people still watch these lol
Nice one bro. And we all SHARE in the entertainment.
Communism
@@Jackdiddly1 no u
I just realized the line "You two need yoga" is a reference to the fact that Lenin and Stalin both died from stress related strokes
Lenin died because of blood illness
@@cxuivq676 Lenin had three strokes within two years of his death, I can’t imagine they helped his health
Stalin had strokes yes, but the ultimate cause of his death was being poisoned by Beria
Edit: apparently, this might be bullshit. Either way, Beria was an awful person.
@UTubeFekUrself Also funny about Beria, as Stalin would lay dying in his bed, whenever he was briefly conscious Beria would suck up to the man, kissing his hand and all. The next moment Stalin fell unconscious again, Beria would spit and proceed to curse the man.
I believe it was Beria for certain, he was involved for sure, as he was clearly next up on the chopping block, and he was also just power hungry it seemed.
It’s incredibly ironic how the man died, completely agree.
@@sadomazokhisti Wasn't it alcohol poisoning, and the fact that his guards were too afraid to check on him when he fell asleep
"Look into my eyes you perverted little witch" the way this man delivered his lines were brutal and cut throat. Even in his eyes. Dude, I'm sorry, but he KILLED IT.
He flamed Rasputin without mercy
without little, but okay
Literally
I wish Rasputin and Stalin had more verses, they were so brutal against each other
@@gametech4101the whole battle should have been between them.
"I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa"
It took me SO LONG to understand this reference. This is reference to ballet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov, who was known as the most prolific male ballet dancer of the 1970s and 80s. Even when he was dancing in Russia he was making headlines to the NYT. In 1974 he defected to Canada and became a US citizen in 1986.
He's an interesting man, so thank you ERB for mentioning him XD
Wdym bro that's Pewdiepie
He remains the most well-known male ballet dancer of all time
@@maxdoles5806 To be fair, competition is not that high
1920 : Rasputin
2020 : Putin
2120 : Tin
2220: N
2320 :
2420: -N
1920: Rasputin
2020: Dvaputin
2120: Triputin
Nah, it's still gonna be Putin. We talk about Elizabeth II being immortal but she ain't the only one.
Gorbachev: "If your name ends with 'in,' time to get out"
A line that hit EVERY one of his opponents simultaneously.
Orion Shadowveil Actually, Lenin‘s real surname is Ulyanov;)
But yeah, this’s good.
Masha B. Also Stalin real name is dzughasvilli
Ну есть же ещё фамилии на -Ев , -Ов
Putin: I don't think so
Josef Dzugasivli Visionarevic Stalin his real name
I like how PewDiePie is in this video and yet no one even batted an eye. That's just how powerful these raps are.
I’m a tad late but who was he
@@ThatonerobotguyV1 the dancer in the background in gorbachevs part
He is?
@@TheMetalgarurumonmikhail baryshnikov
im straight up flabbergasted by how powerful lenin sounds with all the reverb and graphic design
it was pretty genius to make him look like he jumped out of one of the posters
Lenin def had the best disses, bro destroyed Rasputin and Stalin and he's my favorite erb character
@@user-qw7wm5th2v into the erb-verse
Thank you for being the only comment noticing that, this "graphic style" is called Russian Constructivism, the opposite is called American Heroic Realism.
“Shook hands with both Ronalds. Reagan and McDonald’s no doubt if your name was ends with ‘in‘ time to get out.“ BARS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Putin won.
I WON
Even Lenin was better than you, Stalin.
Chase We won
Joseph Stalin *We won
this is what the History Channel is like at midnight.
Underrated comment ^^^
Yeah my moustache was way too big
Josph Stalin hey Joseph! How things doing with Lenin?
Toad The break van oh Lenin, he's still playing dead
@@josephstalin7003 oh wait your not dead?
Gorbachev introducing himself as “the host with the most Glasnost” cracks me up to this day
😂😂😂
such a funny bar 😂 (and accurate)
Hard to make a rhyme with "Perezstroika"
I know I'm like a decade late with this comment, but: the amount of research on this is impressive. Stalin's line at 1:02 refers to people being crushed in the crowd during his public funeral procession.
Could be double meaning, as the chaos after his death caused some death and power consolidation too.
And Rasputin calling Stalin "Man of Steel" and his own verses kryptonite being a reference to Stalin's name. Took me back to 10th grade when studied Russia for a bit in history class.
Best ryhmes: Stalin
Best disses: Lenin
Winner overall: Gorbachev
Loser overall: Tsar Nicholas II
"ryhms" lmao
so true... poor Czars
@Buritobob_SMM2 DA comrade
Romanovs RIP🌹
@Buritobob_SMM2 (￣^￣)ゞ fellow comrade
"If your name ends with 'in' time to get out" Gorbachev killed Putin before he joined the battle
Gu-fuckin-lag
and stal(IN) and rasput(IN)
Matthew jararuse and lenIN
Ouch blyat
@@takingtheshot9830 f*ck you
"The last man who attacked me lived a half life so comrade come at me!"
*Navalny dies*
this line aged really well
He's not the only one who died """"""""""""""mysteriously""""""""""""""
Yeah, Putin is old School, he cant be bothered with this new "Canceling People" stuff.
I mean, why fabricate sexual allegations, who wouldnt work in Russia anyway (too many beautiful women, no reason to get nasty) if you can just get rid of someone the good ol way! its quicker and honestly, looking what political opponents in the west are being put through, also more "humane".
да и похер на него, придворный шут свое дело сделал, его и убрали...
And before Navalny Prigozhin died in mid flight so therefore lived a half flight
Possibly the best ERB ever. The guest rappers are amazing and truly capture a large chunk of Russian history. The music shift to the 80's with Gorbechev and then to the 2000's with Putin is spot on. I show this to students researching Russian history (with a warning about the language). You could almost pass a high school Russian history test by watching this video.
This video is almost a decade old yet Putin is still president
@Sassy Tangerine 7 years is almost a decade, yes
Oh shit I'm feeling old
@@pazuzu1 you have a crooked notion of time
Frr
@@amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753 not really, it's not far of off a decade in the long scheme of things
the russian guy won
+David Warshawsky xD
cyka?
cyka.
+David Warshawsky Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!
That's Putin xD
Demon1ze i know thats putin... you didnt get the joke.
I still come back to this one regularly. Not only because the rhymes are immaculate, but also because I just really dig how they portrayed Lenin.
This song came out in high school and it literally inspired me to become a social studies teacher lmao
Currently teaching Russian history😂
Hell yeah.
Show this to your students at least once.
I also taught high school social studies & my students loooved when I showed them this masterpiece :)
So wholesome 🔥
Doing God's work brother! Russia is not as bad as we are told!
Still my favourite ERB, but Churchill vs. Roosevelt is a close second.
Jackbho both R vs JS and TR vs WC is number one
I agree 100%
Mine too.. but I think I might like Churchill and teddy better lol
I love Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great a little more, but this is my top 3
Jackbho same
I just realized that when Putin said “I'm a President in my prime", The abbreviation spells out Pimp.
It's been 8 years and people still figuring out new stuff with this song that's crazy
Now I'm forever contemplating whether that was intentional.
Wow
I was today years old when I learned 🤣
Oh wow
2:29 “The last man who attacked me lived a half life so comrade come at me!” Another foreshadowing moment since now recently Alexei Navalny died in prison.
Yeah but the problem with that is, that currently everybody who dies and CAN BE attributed to Putin in any way, will be.
So we will never know if it was really Putin behind it or if it was simply a "natural dead".
Seriously, Nawalyn was already locked up and nobody was fighting for him, he was almost forgotten and killing him right up before the Elections was a sure way of gathering unnecessary attention to Putin, which he certainly wouldnt want.
I think Putin is capable of this and other things but I am not sure he really did this....I doubt Putin, an ex-KGB man, would work so "sloppy".
Rest in piss.
This is still one of my favorite battles. " Dropped the hammer on your harder than i bitch slapped hitler" just hits so hard.
Teacher: Talks about Stalin
Me: Isn’t he the man that made Mother Russia his bitch?
Texas games teacher:I mean your not wrong
Yep
Instant Detention
True.
Yes
"My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life!"
Apparently when Stalin heard about his sons attempt to commit suicide by shooting himself (and failed), Stalin said "he can't even shoot straight!"
Cold savage.
@Daniël Ulyev i think he hates his own sOn
@Daniël Ulyev one got captured
@@noobf8783 if u don't know about history then don't talk about it. Stalin had to decide between his own son and his military head. If he saved his son, then the Soviet would have been defense less.
Communist suck
@@noobf8783 Everybody knows that.
-This battle is about two men, right?
-There are 5, actually
This is always going the be the absolute peak of ERB. I don't see how any other battle can top it
Yeah,totally. The only video which comes close to it is Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler.
@@rishisaini5269the fact it’s here at 2:50
@@Basnaser For real 🤯🤯🤯🤯
2013: "Last man who attacked me lived half life"
2023: "Last man who attacked me lived half flight"
That’s why I love Internet 😂😂😂
LMFAO 😂
NAHHHHH
Context?
@@michiru2hell the helicopter “accident” that the Wagner leader had :) Proznin or smth was his name, Idk
Rasputin didn't die he just had a shower and removed "Ras" from his name
Yeah and dyed his hair
am mykt søppel lmao
This dude woke 💯
Putin.
KevinBMX22, yeah thanks. I couldn’t guess.
This song has legit helped me write both my essays in AP World History and Intro to Geography class- literally a informative musical masterpiece
I've been bingewatching these videos and it's wild to me how they can bring me just as much enjoyment now when I'm in college as they did when I was in middle school. Definition of timeless.
Otto von bismark vs. Adolf hitler vs. Kaiser Wilhelm vs. Helmut Kohl vs. Angela Merkel
Peter Ullmer. Actual history. Good suggestion.
Kaiser Wilhelm der zweite
You forgot some of the HRE emperors too, Otto the Great, Frederick Barbossa and Frederick II 'Stupor Mundi'
Peter Ullmer. The Kaiser win
Peter Ullmer. Omfg yes
"I shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonalds"
What a great summary of Gorbachev's political career.
😂😂😂😂
This is what the clown and betrayer deserves, shake hands with these Ronalds, great allusion
Shaking hands with borderline fascist and corporate oppressors
@@saturnnn7155 "corperate oppressors" wow, what bullshit. Very ironical because the USSR and Russia oppressed its citizens way more than America.
@@keshavleitan7800 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I still come back to listen and watch. Ngl it’s my favorite ERB video. Incredible work. 🎉
The historical accuracy of this battle is awesome, great rap and so correct.
This Lenin looks more like Lenin than Lenin.
*visible confusion*
Yeah, fair
>:-/ well.... Yea
wasn't Lenin mexican
Tyler Snacc YT Lenin was Jewish, he was leading to a communism country where the rich peoples and the other peoples would be equal.
Winner: Ukraine
Loser: Anyone who sold pierogi to Rasputin.
*looks at the pierogi* Well shiiiii....
Please stay safe from Her arms are still alive and She saw you Will die She didn't want to die She didn't want to die She Is Lost they will find only your arms: Amandaishere-jpg. Please stay safe from Amandaishere-jpg
gorbachev only winner
What about lenin
@@james-johnkelly2598 gorbachev better
And joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man but your loyalty shrivled up like your right hand man
1:39 Funny that karl marx has officialy has his own rap battle video against ford now 😂
Damn man, I can't believe they got the real Lenin for this.
Mr Speedwagon
@@FriendshipandPonies yes?
@@TheUncivilizedNation *blushu blushu*
Hilarious
Their make up is top tier.
Did somebody say birthmarks?
o.O
You made this account at the time you commented it.
Mislo • So?
I took those yoga lessons you recommended
@@josephstalin364 hows your right hand man?
10 years and I still listen to this masterpiece
10 years later and I'm still coming back to watch this
“If your name end with in, time to get out” Gorbachev killed Putin before he even came into the battle
What's missing in G_lag
U, now get to the gulag for talking bad against putin
@@r33c3spices9 no he means the names.
RasputIN
StalIN
LenIN
PutIN
Fun fact regarding that line; He was proceded by Boris YeltsIN with the creation of the Russian Federation.
The_Venomous_Viper 123 i guess it was to Stal *IN*
@@Nidyha Potential r/wooosh here
Gorbachev: "Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's."
Putin: "DAAA YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME?"
*McDonald's leaves Russia*
cyka blyat
Сука Ыуат
Lol
LMAOOOO
Ronald left life
Stalin's part just goes hard, especially "Look into my eye you perverted which", and "My own son got locked up in prison". the way he delivered those lines was just amazing lmfao
Recently i discovered this channel,man it's very good this battles you guys made,this one was awesome🔥🔥
I love how the actor for Putin doesn't even look like him but was able to portray him flawlessly with only the impression.
He looks like a much younger version of him kinda
Actor? It's nice Peter..
Putin is president, Rasputin has fu"ked many many woman. It is different ppl
@doctor salt holy shit I never noticed that was pewdiepie
@@jaimelannister1797 sorry but which person was pewdiepie
We all know who the true loser of this battle was:
Whoever sold Rasputin pierogi.
pierogi is the shit tho.
By the way, there was a mistake. Pir`ogi is polish dish, russian pie is actually called pirog`i
Im not sure is "dish" correct word, but i dont care
Shot
@Erich Peterson how fucking dare you.
@Jared Jams eh, they are not important. The pierogi is.
(Thats how the subtitles spell it, okay?)
i’ve been watching erb since 1st grade, and i love how there’s always something new to catch.
putin's entrance 10/10
This aged very well
Ravioli Ravioli seize the propertoli
yes
Nice...my fav youtuber lmao
huh youre looking at this today too?
Ha! Of course. Lies like this have aged well since the pioneers of this "facts" came out; the nazis. More exactly, joseph Goebbels.
"See the soul of the man who made mother russia his bitch"
oh my GOD
edit: I'm just quoting a lyric how the fuck did this get so many likes
"Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture, drop the hammer on you harder thank I bitch slapped Hitler"
Stalin never hated Russia
Joseph Stalin you mean you never hated russia :D
Dlshad Khalid Zeki ...you know what i mean
See the soul of the man who made mother Russia his сука!
"if your name end with "in" - Time to get out... That aged well...
I’m on another erb binge again, this is still so good🔥
Well, this is a cursed time to go back to this rap battle.
Yup, was looking through for recent comments ha
@@wilkgr Same. Haha.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :/
Lmaoo
@@mushroon4950 judging by your profile picture arent you a little too busy to be watching youtube vids? Or is ERB also an independent republic?
This video came out over 7 years ago, but Putin still president in his prime
Wait, it's still Putin? Always has been.
@@vogonp4287
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@@vogonp4287 always has been.
Putin is resigning in 2021 because of Parkinsons!
STILL one of my favorites... hilarious, historically accurate and this beat is 🔥
Today Putin's verse became true as Alexei Navalni died. "Last man who attacked me, lived a half life, so comrade, come at me."
“And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!”
- “Did somebody said birthmarks?”
Best thing ive ever seen in erb
@ mgdoff ,yes
I guess that's how Mikhail acted.
Agree toats
can someone explain?
@@preacherofmusic well obviously, but what does it mean/what is it refering to?
Interviewer: So Putin how long are you gonna be the president of Russia?
Putin: ДА
Putin: You want to mess with me?
Putin: I spit hot borsch
Putin: When I'm crushing these beats
Putin: Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
@@eleethtahgra7182 Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyĸa
10 years on and this is still the best ERB of all time
1:08 POV you and you brother are fighting when dad walks in
I love how historically accurate this actually is. Specifically with Stalin’s four lines of “...shot” because Rasputin got shot four times before dying. Bravo ERB, bravo.
I mean, the coroners report states rasputin was three times. Despite that, it is unbelieveably accurate
Very accurate except the part about how he doesn't care about his wife she was considered to be the only one he cared for pretty much and when she died he said "This creature softened my heart of stone. She died and with her died my last warm feelings for humanity."
first wife not the second one
@@Universe2 My bad your right he didn't give a fuck about his second wife. Literally they had a fight and she went to her room and shot herself.Kinda fucked
Disregarding the poisoning, drowning, burying, an later cremation. They did more damage to his body then to him while he was alive.
I love rap battles where multiple people come in and fight each other. :')
same
I prefer when theres two people only
+DreamPool
I wish Stalin came in again..
He killed it on his first verse.. Perhaps the best one I have heard yet..
I prefer only two but Spielberg Vs. Hitchcock was the best multiple rap battle. Imo.
+aysha shaikh Agreed
R.I.P. to the annotations at the end of the video, always blew my mind when I was younger how good the presentation was with that - LOVE YOU GUYS LAST COMMENT TILL NEXT TIME ILL BE BINGING
Legitimately becoming one of my favorite artists!
Lenin's ghost coming back to roast Stalin and Rasputin was the best part.
Lenin was an idiot.
@@malachitlonborne5071 At least he done something that changed the course of history and fought what he believed in. It's admirable yet sad and frustrating that the way of thinking before is different back then, that there could a better solution but in the past is hasher than it could be that drives people for anything that make their life better but only drive even deeper on to that road.
@@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635
"At least he done something to change the course of history and fought for what he believed in"
So did Robert E Lee. So did Mao, Hitler, Kaiser, Santa Anna, Osama, I think you get where I'm going with that.
I don't care somebody for what they believe in. I care about the ideals they believe in.
Communism is stupid. All forms of Communism is stupid including Democratic socialism.
@@malachitlonborne5071 well said.
@@malachitlonborne5071 So you think democracy is not stupid too? All governments have flaws. Look at Cuban Missile Crisis, man. The Socialist said the same thing about democracy which allows bad capitalistic companies to take advantage the people's skills, just like Communist Manifesto which I read which was supported by an company which Karl Marx's friend.
The only wrong here is that the way PEOPLE implemented it and took advantage it... That is the real cause of the problem like propagandas. And Robert E. Lee, knew he was in the wrong side in the advancing modern society. Slavery was normal thing back then and that's irony of the so-called the land of the free, United States.
And Socialist and Communism is both different, search it on the wikipedia. There's even like Syndicalism.
This why admire Fidel Castro and Ho Chi Minh which you forgot to mention who were Marxist-Leninist, fought against America's fear of Communism. And the irony continues, most companies stockholders came from China like Blizzard.
So before you say stupid, think what you type first and watch Historical Channels like Armchair Historian. Read a history book before coming here in history rap battle.
Because I'll bitch slap you harder than bitch slap like many others ignorant fools👋
that "birth of marx - birthmarks" line with Gorbachev walking in is still something I think about on the regular.
First comment on this I still love rewatching this
Yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost.
This is why I think Gorbachev won
Assholes made a mess and the war got cold!
Shook hands with both Ronald,
Reagan and Mcdonald, no doubt
I have seen this viedeo like a 100 times and I still cant get enough
I really hope gorbachev watched this video when he was alive his rap was my favorite
Trotsky was originally in this battle, but Stalin edited his verse out
You deserve more likes!
He even recorded it out of his studio in Mexico just to be safe, but that didn't help :/
All thats rumored to exist is the hammer used to smash the hard drive of Trotskys bars.
Severely underrated comment.
@@krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653 10 years after the video was posted and requires a bit of history knowledge to understand...... I'd say it's doing pretty damn well with 705 likes.
Gorbachev:
Birthmark ✅
The host with the most Glasnost ✅
Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's ✅
Had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance playa ✅
Tore down that wall like the Kool Aid man ✅
But most importantly:
Name ends with in ❌
Time to get out
No doubt
I apologize on behalf of everyone whose name ends in "in"
@@StarryeyedPixie Ah yes, the irony. Big phun
Hang on, are you welsh and german. That makes 2 of us
I maintain season two was the best of ERB. so many amazing bangers.
10 years later this is still the best
History students when they're drunk:
Welcome to Epic Rap Battles of History
Welcome im one of them 🤓🤓
Im welcome in the history students
welcome to the drunk gang
hahahaha lol
WelcomE to thE drunk gang 🍷🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍻🍻🍻
Gorbachev really ended the union to get some McDonald's.
Pretty sure it was Reagan and McDonalds.
Max Dunn It was both.
worth it
He shilled for Pizza Hut :(
you're laughing, but that's what really happened...It was very stupid of him to trust the Americans so much
After the Carlson interview last night, this is Totally Epic!!!❤😊 Unsure if this was 10ys ago or Last Night Yo!
Best thing I have seen in 2023! Merry Christmas yall and happy New Year
I can't fucking stop watching this ERB
+Sean Murphy it can be really hard sometimes XD
I too ;_;
+Sean Murphy It's been stuck in my head for 4 days now. I think I need help...
+Sean Murphy true true
right their with ya
RIP the dude who sold Rasputin pierogi
Oof
This is so fun for me to rewatch 5 years later (because now I can speak proper English)
Edit: apparently not that proper lol. "funny"
That was a capitalist pig anyway...
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There is no worse way to be shot then moose cock shot.
Season 2 had some one of best battles of entire ERB. F.e Cleopatra, Vader, Mozart, Stalin, Gates or Eastwood.
Its definitly Gorbachev with "assholes made a mess and the war got cold, shook hands with both ronlds", or Lenin with "the proletariat masses have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your ahh"
When Satlin's Wife Died, He was quoted as saying "This Creature softened my stone heart. She died and with her my last warm feeling for humanity"
which one?
@@callmeyourdai5y518 The Russian dude
@@AubreyMK no which one of Stalin's wives
Because he hated one of them.
@@callmeyourdai5y518 oh, can I guess? My guess is the first one
@@AubreyMK Yup, the first one. The second one shot herself because Stalin was abusive.
"I spit hot borsch, while I'm crushing these beats"
I love this line because you crush beets to make borsch.
:0
There is no 't' in borsch
@@utubebgay there is, lol
Borscht - Alternative names: Borsch, borshch, borsht, bortsch. Thanks, wiki
Bleb
Best thing I’ve heard in a long time👍🏻👍🏻
Best history channel on UA-cam.
"Did somebody say... Birthmarks?" Absolute genius lyrics
Edit: Thank you for the almost 4k likes ❤
55
It gets me every time 🤣🤣
Um hermano por aqui. Interessante...
I read your comment right as they said it lol
The Gorbachev part as a whole was next level
“Stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx...knock knock knock, did somebody say birthmark?”
Genius.
@ComradeQbr • 69 years ago Assholes made a mess and the war got cold
@@k4tharin3 shook hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and Mcdonald's
@@eero7507 no doubt if your name end with in time to get out
@@hulkbelowall9532 i had the balls to let baryšnikov dance, playa! Torn down that wall like the kool aid man (oh yeah)
@@Cadbury1 Did somebody say real power?
A gem from a best old youtube days ❤
love how the one said if your name end with in time to get out, yet all their names end with in.
Putin: Flexing on everyone.
Stalin, Lenin, and Gorbachev: Hating him.
Rasputin: Enjoying the music.
I didn’t hate Putin, he’s a real hooman
@@josephstalin364 how dare you to say that comrade.
Cus Ras(putin)
He was also just vibing to the rap before Gorbachev told him to take a shower.
@@josephstalin364 me too 😡😡
“Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out the picture”
I never realised until now it was a reference to Stalin literally removing Trotsky from a photo, this battle is so good
I made an AMV of this & histeria provided all the clips I needed
It also a reference to how he had Trotsky run out of the country and killed
@@Questionable_Content trotsky was a true communist revolutionary, crushed by the bureaucratic hellhole that was the Soviet Union
@@somehippies I would argue that Trotsky would have been no better than Stalin had he taken over after Lenin instead. He was a radical and an unpopular figure in the party, considered an idealist even by Bolshevik standards. Trust me, I am absolutely not trying to shit on you here. It's just annoying how Trotsky is often made out to be a man of the people, a hero to the cause, when in reality he'd be even worse than Stalin. Trotsky wanted communism to spread *everywhere.* Who knows how many could've died if he got his way. Again, not trying to shit on you in particular
@@bullseye5202 i will apply the same rhetoric, not trying to shit on you either.
but look at the present state of the world and tell me it’s not needed to at least internationalize it in the sense to have someone to lean in,
bolivia, democratically elected socialist, overthrown by usa, guatemala, same story (radicalized che guevara), cuba was hit with trade sanctions the whole world over to make it crumble and fall, capitalism toils almost as hard as its workers do to destroy any attempts of socialism, maybe not the entire world, but you cannot expect communism to survive in a stalinist doctrine of socialism in one country, as we’re seeing today.
furthermore, trotsky explicitly wrote that said revolutions should be led by the proletariat himself, so, while i don’t believe he would be neutral on these fronts, he wouldn’t wage war on the entire world, he would support the proletariat worldwide, and i will concede that that might lead to a lot more proxy wars, but it’s not a black and white issue here.
How many you watching this
Me: yes
Stalin's accent is fire (literally)
That one background dancer was pretty talented; he should start a UA-cam channel
Alex that’s pewdiepie
@@josdriehoek1276 r/whoosh
@@malcolmgonzales827 how is that a woosh? He just simply told him to fuck off with the woosh bc its annoying as fuck.
@@jakub6998 r/whoosh
@Blair Thoennes r/whoash
Days go on and on. They don’t end
Lol
Well, you kinda have to know history to understand some of the verses, so I think you aced because you already knew history beforehand, just needed a refresh.
Lmaoooo same
I sent this to my college history professor 😂😂😂 he loved it. I got an A
Honestly
It seems like Putin was not impressed by Gorbachov's line "if your name ends with in - time to get out". He just rushed into the picture and crushed'em beats like nothing, while spitting hot borsch...
This kind of video serves as an engaging and educational tool, allowing young learners to delve into history without encountering inappropriate choice of words. You will cross tons of millions of subscriptions. Regards