Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley. Epic Rap Battles of History
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▼ CAST ▼
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Young Michael Jackson: Bentley Green
/ bentleygreen
Old Michael Jackson: Nice Peter
/ nicepeter
Young and Old Elvis Presley: EpicLLOYD
/ epiclloyd
Special thanks to La Tonya, Brenda and Ashley Planks.
▼ CREW ▼
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
Written by:
Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Lauren Flans and Zach Sherwin aka MC Mr. Napkins
Beat Production by:
Allrounda Productions
allrounda.com
Recorded and Mixed by:
Rafael Serrano and Nice Peter
/ heyrafael
Directed by:
Dave McCary
Director of Photography:
Jon Na
Camera Operator:
Sam Haskell
Additional Compositing by:
Sean Barrett
/ gnarlywich
Edited by:
Dave McCary, Andrew Sherman and Nice Peter
Assistant Editor:
Marc Chester
/ thatssomarc
Gaffer:
Arthur Hong
Music Supervisor:
Dante Cimadamore
/ givememotion
Art Direction and Costumes:
Mary Gutfleisch
/ marydoodles
Sweet homemade Michael Jackson Pants by:
Natalia Fedner
/ nataliafedner
Makeup and Hair:
Ashlyn Melancon
www.makeupbyashlyn.com
Production Coordinator:
Atul Singh
Script Supervisor and Production Assistant:
Chris Miller
Production Assistant:
Jose Mendoza
Produced by:
Gabe Michael
Executive Producer:
Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios
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nicepeter.com
epiclloyd.com
That moment when you realize at one point, Elvis was Michael’s father-in-law...
It's a good thing the marriage didn't work out after all. Fancy having Elve-is for you father in law.
@@wolfgang7812 Elvis was long dead before they got married.
oh uh well that's akward
say no to drugs please
say no to drugs please
“I didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla”
Technically speaking, he did lose some chocolate because of his skin condition and he added some vanilla after that so that he won't look like a human made out of cookies and cream
When I herd that I laugh so hard 😂
@@AlphaHelix01 lol
Lmao I thought it was a reference of elvis eating chocolate everyday for breakfast lmfao
...
The voice of old Michael was so incredibly on point that is uncanny
NicePeter did an epic, pun intended, job of portraying older MJ, he had the voice down.
@@JadenYukifan28 His dance moves are also pretty impressive
🤨
the only thing missingwere ther kibs he was cough with.XD
I think the fact that they all did such a good job at acting out their parts and making it sound real just makes the video 10x funnier
Fun fact:
The kid that plays young Micheal Jackson is an actor called Bentley Green. You might recognize him from:
Mr. Iglesias, Greys Anatomy, School of rock or another show/movie.
Omg that's awesome! He does a great job in this rap too
Damn I was about to freak out until I realized it’s not the OG school of rock, that’s one of my top 3 movies and I thought he played Leonard but I realized he’d be too old to be this young playing Michael Jackson, still he’s got a nice catalogue I hope ERB helped him breakout as an actor
He was Rakeem?
@@vampvhs It probably helped him get his acting gig
Best part by far ❤️
He protecc
He attack
But most importantly,
he he
and the comment of the day award goes to...
Underated
He He
Why did this made me laugh so hard?
@@jjrjunior2382 did it make u go HEE HEE?
lol i had too
“I stole from black culture why are you offended?”
Lmao
Wouldn't that make him MORE offended?
Bes Isis well michael jackson kind of went from black to white
What a great line
Bes Isis Jackson was more white than a albino
@@kawaiipotatoes3822 He had a skin condition that caused his skin to lose pigment
"I'll light you up, like your hair in a Pepsi commercial"
*Woah, Elvis brought a flame-thrower to a grenade fight*
“Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up”
**I guess Michael brought the tank to the grenade fight*
@@paulgilbert5278 thats not even a good one. I prefer "You made one daughter she came to me, then I took her to the Neverland Ranch a hee hee" soo gooood.
@@paulgilbert5278 "Ï stole from black culture; why are you offended?" *Elvis brought a battleship to a grenade fight*
@@sparrowwing1729 "Didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla"looks like Michael bought a mirror to this battleship fight
*mirror shatters*
Michael Jackson went from dark chocolate to milk chocolate, to just fuggin milk.
Milk chocolate is still black
Oh i fucking read that wrong
Michael went to dark mode to white mode
he still has a chocolate heart🦬
LOL
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended?" is pure gold.
IKR OMGGG. HE DESTROYED HIM. DID EM DIRTY 😂
I think its insulting to Elvis to say he stole. I dont even like him but he helped the public accept blacks making music.
Damn 😹😹😹
Kinda disrespectful to Elvis tho.
@@himlolo also disrespectful to Michael, he didnt choose to have vitiligo. He was a proud black man and said and showed that many times
I like how erb respected michael by saying “I didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” knowing Michael was still a proud black man
@Elijah Bernal yes it was
@Elijah Bernal elaborate
@Elijah Bernal *and he was never seen again*
@@Chillbird235 **Disagrees without giving evidence and leaves.**
@@Chillbird235 I mean where's the proof they said they added this line out of respect for MJ
0:18 Beat It reference (obviously).
0:20 Elvis Presley died on the toilet due to drug overdose.
0:23 Burning Love is an Elvis song.
0:24 Bad, the Michael Jackson song and album.
0:25 Smooth Criminal, the song.
0:30 The moonwalk was Michael's specialty.
0:33 He's not wrong.
0:44 Michael had a pet chimp named Bubbles.
0:47 Michael had a plastic nose.
0:49 ABC's is a song by the Jackson 5.
0:52 Most likely, referring to the allegations.
0:53 People called Michael "Wacko Jacko".
1:06 Michael held his son "Blanket" over a balcony.
1:09 Thriller, you know the song.
1:10 Skin bleached.
1:11 The croch grab.
1:12 Off The Wall is one of his albums.
1:13 "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough" is one of his songs.
1:23 Elvis's daughter fell in love with Michael.
1:25 Michael and his family owned "Neverland".
1:28 Elvis was in the army.
1:29 "Shamone" is from Bad.
1:32 "Aaaaaa!" I suppose is a reference to the Earth Song chorus.
1:33 Don't be cruel is an Elvis song.
1:34 Michael was the king of pop, Elvis was the king of Rock N Roll.
1:37 Michael's signature move.
1:43 Bad, the song.
1:47 Michael was an actor in The Wiz.
1:52 The allegations.
Wow! I just checked and I was right about A LOT.
You missed the Pepsi accident
@@GutaniowiHailag and the “i stole from black culture” which is about his vitiligo
@@cupidhitme No, that line is in reference to Elvis actually crediting black artists for some of his songs, but then not paying them royalties. "Why are you offended?" is more towards Michael's vitiligo
@@GutaniowiHailag yeah i was gonna finish the quote but i was way to lazy to do that but yeah your right
also “call me ed sullivan shoot you from the waist up” is a reference to how they would only film elvis from the waist up because of his pelvic movements
Disses: Michael Jackson
Voice: Michael Jackson
Dancing: Elvis Presley
Comedy: Elvis Presley
Winner: Us
One for your monkey
winner: the pepsi commercial
Winner: the friends we make along the way
Switch Dancing and voice
I think Elvis won it hands down.
"I went down on the shitter but I don't give a crap" one of the best of the rap. The line about allowing him to marry his daughter because he knew he would have sex with her leading on from the birds and the bees with kid line.
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended?" Was so brutal that it actually forced Micheal Jackson to age.
I don’t get what it means tho lol
@@razpberryjam Basically, Elvis is making fun of the vitiligo condition Michael Jackson had. Ie, saying that Jackson shouldn't be mad that Elvis stole from black culture because Jackson is technically 'white' (at least in terms of complexion).
@@hewhoplugwalks damn, Michael totally won that tho with the line “didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” adding on 2 the fact that he is not white, and is still a proud black man
@@hewhoplugwalks they write nonsense and have no idea.
@@hewhoplugwalks but Elvis didn’t steal from black culture
"You're like a sad white woman who never got to be a kid"
Did Elvis predict Karens?
CockStirredMartini yes it does dumbass
@CockStirredMartini Uh oh, stinkyyy.
Not even funny because I for one never had a childhood
NoName 1234 did you really make an alt account just to type this
@@gamerfan5381 no sir that I did not
I just love the Elvis voice. No one is giving it enough recognition
Lol same here
Ikr
You might enjoy Volbeat
NEVERRRRRR gets old
This kid is STILL one of the most charismatic actors yall ever had
What about Gorchev from Stalin vs Rasputin.
@@goose2088 pretty sure that was loyd
@@LiamCameron77 Stalin was epicllyod
@@vlogsandgamingwithtommy6763 Pretty sure Gorbachev was too
Cleopatra as well
Let's be honest...that kid was freaking awesome
You are right....his flow is sick MAN!
Damn. He must be like 18-22. by now.
@@amuroray9115 9 years damn
Agree
@@amuroray9115 damn like say if he was 12 in the recording he would be 21..Jesus has it really been 8 years…and is 8 years that long..
This is by far one of the best ones. The way they used two different eras for each of their verses, the references were on point and they executed their moves really well.
man hearing that “only let you marry my daughter” line is different now after presleys daughter died
Lmao no its not you idiot
@@thetoastman5257 ok
😂
Even fake Michael sounds better than modern singers
nope, not really
Danytus yes actually
@@Chenoa2024 Nope. A myth.
Danytus yes. It’s true no myth at all.
Perhaps mainline modern singers, go check out stack or caleb hayes bruv
I love the fact that they depicted Michael as a child then as an adult.
Yeah, and young elvis started eating and became fat elvis
He didn’t lose any chocolate he just added vanilla
I know
John Wick but that wasn’t thriller era Michael, it was bad- history Michael era
John Wick oh, I thought you were talking about the video
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended?"
FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT
MJ won easily tho
Nah, but adding vanilla can fix it.
To this day, old Michael Jackson is still one of Peter’s best impressions.
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended"
Damn
I know right that line was savage the best line in this battle and why elvis predley wins
You were here on the last one
i don't get it though. what is he trying to imply there
@@melteddarkchocolate000 He's saying that Michael shouldn't be offended that he stole from black culture because Michael appears to be white because of his vitiligo.
Basically he took a shot at Michael's disease. Or at least that's what I think it meant
@@drew1132 also the fact that he never produced "black music", hes remembered as the king of pop. so he produced white music and became white, hes saying he was never really a part of black culture
“Your daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy.”
OH MAN, THAT’S GOTTA HURT.
it does
it probably did
So who beat gold records out of Elvis???
@@wolfgang7812 his producer
Both the burn and the beating
In memoriam:
Elvis Aaron Presley
(January 8th 1935 - August 16th 1977)
Michael Joseph Jackson
(August 28th 1958 - June 25th 2009)
Lisa Marie Presley
(February 1st 1968 - January 12th 2023)
May they all rest in peace
Damn she died when I turned 15 🗿
@@QwertyAlphayou are 13 days older than me lol
I was born in the year Michael Jackson died
He was born on 29th
Wait hold up Lisa is dead
The _best_ draw in ERB. Both went hard, both killed it, both won.
"I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap"
Let that sink in
@The Reply Master k
@the god of cringe Imagine Shiting while dead, that just sucks.
*Let that sink in*
I can't stop thinking about a literal sink standing at the front door, knocking and shouting "please let me in"
Epic
@@bornsinner300 Most people actually do release their bowels after death. Not necessarily right away, it can take a few hours to a few days. Urine, on the other hand, tends to be released immediately.
Older MJ was so good, too! But that kid deserves serious props.
Who is now an adult. ;_;
@@MonCappy that's how time works, my darling.
@@adrianloveslucius I know. Still reminds me of my age, though.
@@MonCappy I hear that! Same, bro. So old.
@@MonCappy p
1:32 that "aaaaaaaaaa" made my remember a MJ song called literally "Scream"
Bro 11 years later AND THIS STILL GOES HARD ❤️🔥
It's amazing how they got the real Michael Jackson as a kid and then waited for him to grow up to do his second verse, truly amazing work.
And they waited for Elvis to evolve into his newer form too
Bravo Erb!
Wow fr? No wonder, it looks really authentic
“No! It’s stupid actors on a screen” 🤓
Yeah elvis truly knowed that micheal was gonna become white
"Didn't lose any chocolate just added vanilla"
I AM DECEASED
Don't PHAN!C At My Chemical Disco You Crybaby It's true that line is genius! After his death they actually found he still had black spots around him because of Vitiligo so yup he just got some Vanilla 😏 haha.
i dont understand
Porygon Michael Jackson was born black, but due to an illness called vitilgo his skin was turning white.
Janna The
Mateo Geraldino uhhhhhh thanks
The costumes
The beat
The disses
This is one of the kings of Epic Rap Battles
Who came here after learning of Lisa Marie Presley’s death?
Literally what I just did
"You stole rock & roll gave us rockabilly cheese"
"I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls"
"Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla"
Whats with the food jokes? LOL
Pretty sure to emphasise that Elvis was a fat ass
RandomMadPotato lololololololol
+RandomMadPotato that is soo Ture cause he ugly
xD lol! Ikr!
shut the f**k up dude you're just because MJ is better than u
Nice Peter looks like half of all living people on earth
EpicLLOYD looks like the other half
That's one of the best observations ever!
Honestly so true.
Girls: WaT aBoUt mE
@@Dashometry1774 lol, good point. They need to do some videos as women, and I'm sure they'll pull it off.
@@dirrdevil they did Sarah Palin vs lady gaga
ERB should have done Michael Jackson vs Prince. That's the battle everyone wants to see. Needs to be 3 parts like Vader vs. Hitler.
nah this was a good idea. maybe bring back jackson in his thriller era for that
There are so many great lyrics that I feel like “Here’s a tip: don’t swallow a bucket of drugs, so you won’t die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love” has been sorely underrated.
DIDN'T LOSE ANY CHOCOLATE, I JUST ADDED VANILLA
I love that line so much lol
Me too
Bet he added lots of vanila
Vitaligo plus makeup does some fun stuff
Soooo gooooood!
It got me laughing
Bro….. the kid killed it
Bro they hearted you
Is nice
@@unreeeal493 just saw it now … it’s unreal 🤯
Drugs also did
Both of them
"Ooh, it's about time for a thriller. I didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla."
Best quote from this channel, hands down.
I think Michael Jackson won.
So impressed that they could get a kid as talented as they did.
Right? He was pretty good.
That's just EPICLloyd in makeup actually
PEPPER nope, it’s actually a kid. He hasn’t posted in a few years. I think he became a rapper, which personally I think was a waste of potential.
@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial r/whoooosh
The Emerald Men Official r/wooosh
"Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vainilla."
That part killed me.
yea, nice comeback to:
I stole from black culture, why are you offended
+RichardZombie the irony makes me go back to good ol' first day of minecraft.......29 iron in one spot
+Alice G. lol as soon as i seen the white michael jackson i died
I find it a bit racist
Whovian no.1 kinda but that wasn't the point
This video is 11 years old.
And I JUST got the "Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up" joke 😅. Clever lol
Rip lisa
Can we appreciate the person who played Elvis cause damn he nailed his voice
That's EpicLLOYD. He's a regular on ERB. He's one of the people who runs it.
And yeah, looking through all the characters he's played in these battles, EpicLLOYD somehow manages to look and sound like everybody...
I've always felt that EpicLLoyd was the better rapper between him and NicePeter, though I also feel like NicePeter has done a better job at impersonating the people he plays
lloyd is certainly the better rapper but peter is good with wordplay/punchlines. i think it depends on the character they’re playing when it comes to impersonations
JaydenDC it’s epic loyyd
You wanna see a good imitation check out nicepeter as Freddie Mercury it's scary
The Michael child was really good. Like really really good!
The Hunting420 Bentley Green.
Child Michael Jackson: "the kid in me loves the sweet corn crunch"
Adult Michael Jackson: "the adult in me likes the kid in me"
Family Guy reference*
@SuperVince93Kaioken THAT WAS HIM!?
And the grown up Michael Jackson was trash
@@joshualyle3699 no not at all
"didn't lose any chocolate just added I just added vanilla" is the best line I have ever seen
It’s been 11 years and this is still the best ERB song. Unmatched
that kid really did look like Michael
Justin Young yeah
Justin Young did really Mike have a Afro wen he was a kid?!?
Justin Young yeah
Yeah he did
His rap was daaaaamn flawless too!
“How you gonna talk about the birds and bees when you met your wife when she was only 14?”
Well damn...
I mean if Elvis was 14 as well then that line doesn't really mean much
@@georgeebbrell1726 He was 24, I think
Well that is a lot less 13...
Don't Be So Meme and a lot more pg
OffBrandFiji this is earth you space demon we live in a society
Dude this shit aged like a fine wine
Right 👍
10yrs later I still have this memorized
“Your daughter came to me.
I took her to my neverland ranch to HEE HEE”
Damn
That was classic..lol
Chungus Sniper I can’t tell who won. It’s pretty close.
Thas deep
“I only let you marry her cause I knew you’d never bang her”
makeMeCry방탄 lit
It doesn't feel like it's been four years, but damn
Tnomic Vierling yea
Tnomic Vierling MJ won
I find it funny that google/youtube only now notifies me of any of these replies.
Hold on, wasn't it 2009? I was in Chile, I remember how many months they talked about it. Every street corner stereo had his hits on again.
Tnomic Vierling I checked the date and I almost got a brain fart.
''I'll light you up like your hair in a pepsi commerical''
Alright, Micheal won this battle for me, but GODDAMN that line from Elvis is so savage if you know the context.
I don't get it
@@sweduardsuicidaltentacles Mikey got severe burns on his head as a young man when his heavily sprayed hair caught on fire when shooting a commercial
@@Beepboophehe oooooh
@sweduardsuicidaltentacles which I also why he had to get his nose fixed, but the nose-job was botched, so that's why it looks weird.
It basically started a domino effect that eventually led to his death :(
@@sir_cabbage1170 damn
Absolute fire.
The actor for Young Micheal was great! So weird to think that he’s probably an adult now.
his name is Bentley Green
He's still pretty young. About my age which is 18.
He's 20.
And that's not okay.
@@anaccount4354 what's not okay?
@@anaccount4354 yeah what not ok
The kid who played Michael Jackson is a badass and a smartass.
Autumn Falls
You know he didn’t come up with the lyrics right?
@@Palestine4Ever169 r/whoosh
Fr4nc15
How the fuck is this r/woosh ?
@@barrier677 r/im14andthisiswoosh
Fr4nc15 r/ihavereddit
Elvis Presleys daughter actually died the other day from cardiac arrest..😢 rest in peace❤❤
Came back just because of that
@@ReadytoDiveIn same
I absolutely love how they went from their younger years to older ones, sounds amazing
Can we just appreciate how well NicePeter played old Michael jackson
Can we appreciate the fact that that kid upstaged both of them?
When you said old Michel Jackson I thought this was a joke about him playing a black kid Well🤣🤣
This is one of his best portrayals of a character imo. They're both just so great at capturing the essence of these characters, and the fact that they have such adaptable voices and faces helps with that too. Fantastic makeup artists and costumer designers too, of course.
I am pretty sure that EpicLLOYD and NicePeter can play and look like anyone.
bardoobardoollllllllllllllllllllllllllll Kylie
Damn, all these years later I finally understand "all you want to do is teach kids the birds and bees"
ERB gave your comment a heart for some reason.
I still don't
@@thecollector4332 please entlighten me?
@@TheSmily4ever
Me?
@@thecollector4332 Maybe Beeeaba got the heart from ERB for getting the joke and not for ERB believing *in* the joke.
“I took her to my neverland ranch to hee hee!” 😂
I’ve returned to this since seeing it freshly posted back when I was 10ish… I can’t believe how much went over my head, and yet I still found it so sick back then.
Who’s here rewatching all erbs
Me
I miss them they were just the best raps.
2018 pride erb may never die it will always be in are hearts
Me
me dude
Dude I remember watching these when I was little, why didn’t I notice that they were spitting straight up fat bars then
Lol same
Andrew Vazquez, and here’s the thing. Both rounds of Elvis and MJ were fire, because of their evolution.
i didn't understand some of the roasts back then 😂
Nick Connor saame
Andrew Vazquez same
Decided to rewatch all of the rap battles again and this remains my favorite
0:58 is one of the most vile bars in all of erb
Everyone talking about how the kid Michael Jackson was so charismatic, but holy shit the guy playing Elvis Presley was great with the voice.
That's EpicLloyd.
Lloyd kills every role he plays, but since he’s in a majority of battles it’s not as note worthy as when there’s a guest, hence why they talk about kid Jackson.
Honestly the kid still did better than epic
Epiclloyd
@@eyesack2776 bentley green?
The detail of Elvis eating a bunch of sandwiches during Michael's second verse and then being fatter for his own second verse... Even back in the day ERB was so clever.
"I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan
Shoot you from the waist up"
How is no one talking about that line?! That is just too clever for it's own good!!!
I caught both of these I didn't catch the "Fat Elvis" transition at first but it really is great and a bit disappointing people latched onto Michael's shift and his line. I guess Fat Elvis is just a bit more subtle
As for the Ed Sullivan thing I got that immediately, I don't know much about elvis in terms of history but that is well known. Great reference though XD
@Ava Cockslave Dorado I actually noticed it by accident, I paused my video for some reason to comment on something else and when I scrolled back up I was like "hold on, Elvis has a bit of a belly here, I thought he was pretty skinny in the first verse" then I remembered fat Elvis is a thing and was looking if people noticed it because everyone harps on Michael's "just added vanilla" line definitely great to see people aren't completely blind lol
Michael Jackson won right like he has more subscribers than Elvis
What was in those sandwiches, lard? LOL
One of my favorite ERBs... I can't believe it's so old now that mentioning "Blu ray" dates it!
That was brilliant! One of the best ones yet!
"Your daddy beat gold records outta you like alchemy" is probably in the top ten most brutal things I've ever heard.
Right?!
Explain
@@0duwa3d alchemists work with elements, back then they had tried to turn certain ones into gold. The Jackson 5 was rumored to be very abusive behind the family-friendly image they put out, with Michael’s dad being very hard on him to put out hits, many of those hits also ended up being certified gold later on.
@@matta6161 wym being certified gold later on
@@alecocothunder8277 lots of Michael Jackson’s songs and Jackson 5 songs alike became certified gold through sales and charts success. Gold is one of the ranks a song can get to be certified.
So we not gonna talk about how Elvis's daughter got "Hee Hee'd" by Michael?...
...ok
Lisa got hee hee'd by michael jackson bruh
Hee Heed you mean le fucked
But she's a woman not a little kid so i doubt it
Why would you want talk about it
8 year's to late bru
I overlooked this one for a few years for some reason (maybe because season 2 is packed with so many great battles) but over time I think it’s up there with ERB’s best.
This is the first really really good one that feels like a modern ERB
*Proceeds to add vanilla*
I just realized what he meant...
What did he mean ?
YXL Michael was originally black, he had vitiligo so he evened out his colour.
@@valentine4980 OK Now i understand it. Thanks
@@valentine4980
I always thought that after the pepis incident where he was set on fire. I thought that what's the was in turned white
"I didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla"
Best line ever
*lose any
Sassy Potato Now im going to be the ass hole and say that he said "Didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla" :D
Sassy Potato best line is " I only let you marry by daughter cuz I knew you'd never bang her" hahaah lol
''I'll light you up like your hair, in a pepsi commercial.''
Sassy Potato please stop thinking that, they said it completely wrong, you guys are making it look like micheal jackson wanted to be white and bleached his skin because he didn't want to be black. YOUR COMPLETELY wrong, he had a skin disease that would take out the brown pigment that makes "blacks" their skin color. He didn't want to be white he had no choice so plz just stop thinking he wanted to be white, he lost his orignal skin color and became white...
Bro I've loved this UA-cam sense I was a kid...I'm 24 now ❤❤❤ fav video ever
I like to imagine they simply walked up to this kid "wanna play young Micheal Jackson for a rap battle?" And he simply said "sure man"
I stole from black cuture, why are you offended?
JESUS ELVIS CALM DOWN
You know in real life, Elvis wouldn't ever say that.
@Kevin Byrnes No, not like the losers today they say or whatever they want for example rappers: fuck someone random, don't pay child support and do anything if one of those screw ups were put into elvises 'time' they would be in a mentel institution. He COULD said what ever he never done that if he did what did he say if your so smart?
2nd Airborne Productions ikr dang
This line won it.
Years later I realize what this meant
I remember asking my dad: "So this Michael Jackson dude, is he black or white?"
and my dad was like "Its complicated"
lol
its quite simple acc he was a black man with a disease period.
Catherine Bong Minor disease and decided to bleach himself
+Whoknvws yh i know
it doesn't turn your skin black, it turns it white
“I didn’t lose any chocolate, just added vanilla”💀
Grew up watching this video on repeat, now that I've found it again history repeats itself! Till' this day can't tell who won, there's many "ouch!" moments for both sides. This video will always be gold!!
"how you gon talk about the birds and bees when you met your own wife WHEN SHE WAS ONLY 14??????" them facts tho.
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he did
Didnt he marry her when she was 18?
JoiningAcorn 22. But he had meet her way before.
eh, Michael Jackson did some badder stuff than 14..
"I didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla".
I laughed really hard lmao.
Holy shit!! When i read your comment, that part came on(^.^)
Same ^^ :3
About to comment on that
Wtf r u talking about MJ so what if his skin changed... It's not bad
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I thought Mike won with the "you made one daughter and she came to me" but then Elvis hit us with that "i only let you marry my daughter cause i know youd never bang her" and it changed my mind
Mike won
That line would actually hold weight if not for the fact that Lisa Marie has said that her sex life with Michael was pretty good.
MJ really did bang lisa marie tho 😂 she said they did the 2 years they were married
Michael Jackson did win this tho slightly little MJ had the best flow in erb history
@@nick-nb3qb nah it was a draw
this video is the bomb
Wow "didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla" why is that so fire???? 😂
@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 wow I actually didn't know that
@@NoctuaOW And knowing is half the battle
@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 I have vitiligo on my chest and little on my arm that's how it happens wow
@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 what the fact you wouldn't expect anyone with vitiligo to see your comment or I didn't know how it happened also I got laser surgery to were it supposed to cure the vitiligo but I stopped because it made my skin tender and it hurt
@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 I don't think it.can can it just search it can't although it does give you low self esteem
Elvis: I stole from Black culture, why are you offended?
M.J: Didn't lose any chocolate, just added vanilla.
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How does that roast Elvis.
Myles Williams you'll see
@@jamesduncan9529 iz ur full last name Duncan Donutz?
@@grapesoda8740 no
This is THE BEST
We need to talk about how this kid was one of their best guests on the show.
"I took her to my Neverland Ranch to hee hee."
Homicide.
that was the best line ever
Hahaha. That made me laugh out loud 😂
But Elvis had a comeback that hit hard
"The police arrived at the scene at around 1:49. What was left was something that could not even be described as human. A mutilated husk."
💀💀💀
I bet the person that played young MJ had so much fun
He really killed it
I just looked it up and he’s 19 now 😳 time has sure gone by quickly
Lindsey Marie oh my
Lindsey Marie whats his insta😭
Lindsey Marie time passes way too fast and I don’t like it
I didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla
😂😂😂 Michael won the battle right there and then
Oof "didn't loose any chocolate ,I just added Vanilla"