Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • @DrMetroid1
    @DrMetroid1 4 роки тому +16057

    I only just now noticed that "military honor" was referring to the fact that Roosevelt is the only president to actually earn the Medal of Honor

    • @Gguyrules
      @Gguyrules 4 роки тому +534

      An interesting fact.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 4 роки тому +763

      in fairness he didn't get it while alive and his supporters actually lobbied the war department for him to receive it which was unseemly. He got it posthumously long after his death.

    • @Ukrainian_Spy
      @Ukrainian_Spy 4 роки тому +51

      i approve this

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 4 роки тому +825

      @@codyvandal2860 Considering what it takes to get a Medal Of Honor, it's not surprising at all that it was after his death. Very few people will ever receive it without dying first.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 4 роки тому +121

      @@notbob555 Sure, but rarely do they receive it decades after their deaths

  • @Right_rikki107
    @Right_rikki107 4 роки тому +7728

    Theodore "wassup bitches" Roosevelt
    VS
    Winston "the rhyme minister" Churchill

    • @slbrah7375
      @slbrah7375 4 роки тому +256

      The rhyme minister idea was genius

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 роки тому +144

      I physically need a part two. Where Winston just tears in Teddy's choice to his successor President Taft. Also both just dis President Woodrow Wilson. Mainly for WW1, than the Chads just become friends out of respect.

    • @user-cu3ky9er7n
      @user-cu3ky9er7n 3 роки тому +7

      Cool 😎

    • @brycewalker3726
      @brycewalker3726 3 роки тому +4

      @@Butter_Warrior99 Diss Wilson for World War 1, why?

    • @cdsgarb1994
      @cdsgarb1994 3 роки тому +17

      whatever shit you throw at me i just return to sender, i battle to the end and i will never surrender!

  • @hydratedcrepe
    @hydratedcrepe 5 років тому +10335

    That beat hits harder than the Great Depression.

  • @billg3356
    @billg3356 9 місяців тому +951

    "TR will give WC the full deuce!" is a great line. Comparing Churchill to a water closet while throwing up the double English middle finger is next level.

    • @melissareohorn7436
      @melissareohorn7436 5 місяців тому +33

      and the fact that the v sign was Churchill signature

    • @PurpledaltonGC4540
      @PurpledaltonGC4540 5 місяців тому +38

      "Whatever Shit you throw at me, I'll just return to sender I'll battle to the end and I will Never Surrender!"
      Most Badass line to end a song

    • @blam320
      @blam320 4 місяці тому +14

      “Taking a Deuce” is also another euphemism for using the bathroom. AKA taking a shit.

    • @lordkinesis4432
      @lordkinesis4432 3 місяці тому +10

      Fun fact, the full deuce line was delivered as Theodore gave him two fingers, which is a sign of disrespect in England. Jack the Ripper did the same in his battle with Hannibal Lecter.

    • @melissareohorn7436
      @melissareohorn7436 3 місяці тому +6

      @@lordkinesis4432 it's only disrespectful if the palm side of the fingers is on the inside which is specifically the one they did

  • @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143
    @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143 2 роки тому +23837

    I love Theodore Roosevelt. He literally got shot and critiqued the shooters aim whilst proceeding with his speech. Absolute giga chad.

    • @tylerperry972
      @tylerperry972 2 роки тому +3274

      Gets shot, doesn’t die, insults shooter, proceeds to deliver speech for over an hour, doesn’t elaborate, leaves

    • @kasagrim7215
      @kasagrim7215 2 роки тому +1180

      @@tylerperry972 literally how it went down. I swear most people of the past wouldn’t realized that what they done were either one of the biggest moves or the worst. Yes there are some that are “unique” due to what happen but my god. We always tend to find those who defy certain issue and come out with a result we can remember

    • @dr.menyac6499
      @dr.menyac6499 2 роки тому +303

      a grand man to fight grand wars and only fair to go down just as grand. an amazing leader to send his young boys out to see, fight for the world, seal countrys together, and hold the stage

    • @Dibious
      @Dibious 2 роки тому +325

      The Trust-Busting Bull Moose isn't gonna go down from a little pea shooter.

    • @yodude43090
      @yodude43090 2 роки тому

      I believe you’re thinking of Nixon when a balloon popped and he said “missed me” never even flinched everyone thought it was a real gunshot but Teddy got shot and said “some of you may have heard by now I have been shot but it takes more than a bullet to the chest to stop a bull moose”

  • @quangngocdao6696
    @quangngocdao6696 3 роки тому +11988

    I just realized after all this time, that Teddy's opening line "I love competition" is a reference to him breaking up monopoly and encourage competition of the market :)

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 роки тому +362

      No shit? Man, i need to brush up on my history.

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 3 роки тому +284

      Wasn't he also known as the Trust Buster or is that another president I have in mind?

    • @NewGuy2534
      @NewGuy2534 3 роки тому +653

      He was also crazy competitive. Seriously, one of his sons broke his collar bone during a football game and Teddy made damn sure he finished the game.

    • @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961
      @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 3 роки тому +146

      @@NewGuy2534 He also made American football more mainstream

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 3 роки тому +378

      He would also challenge random people (including world leaders) to boxing matches if he thought they could best him.
      Eventually an artillery officer punched out his retina, and his advisors basically commanded him to *stop challenging world leaders to fight you!* Which he did.
      Only to then install a wrestling mat in the oval office and master jujitsu.
      Absolute legend. That line about him being competitive is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

  • @elmostos
    @elmostos 3 роки тому +6846

    Cool fact that churchill's line about "ill be sober but youll still be roasted"
    it comes from an actual quote attributed to Churchill when he was called out as drunk and said "I may be drunk, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly"

    • @redketchum9527
      @redketchum9527 3 роки тому +56

      Yeah I think I heard that on the infographics show

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 3 роки тому +216

      Churchill is the biggest British badass to ever exist.

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 3 роки тому +91

      Most of Churchill's lines come from actual Churchill quotes (in fact some of them come from one of his speeches, this speech: ua-cam.com/video/s_LncVnecLA/v-deo.html ).

    • @richardhobbs7360
      @richardhobbs7360 3 роки тому +46

      @@podemosurss8316 Just shows how he would destroy Teddy in a normal rap battle then if he can slide some decent bars into speeches

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 3 роки тому +35

      @@richardhobbs7360 He was a master when it came to oratory, so yes.

  • @Gam3rfreak1290
    @Gam3rfreak1290 6 місяців тому +538

    There is no winner, these two would go on forever.

    • @orcbuster7060
      @orcbuster7060 6 місяців тому +6

      Yes.

    • @mikito00
      @mikito00 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@orcbuster7060 Teddy literally had the best bars

    • @litterboxpaws
      @litterboxpaws 5 місяців тому +5

      No winner. Just an ending.

    • @Winston_Churchill1940
      @Winston_Churchill1940 4 місяці тому +6

      wrong, I win

    • @jonasmollghin9719
      @jonasmollghin9719 2 місяці тому +5

      @@mikito00 He would have if Winston Churchill didn't say a word, but Teddy came nowhere close to Churchill.

  • @Shadethewolfy
    @Shadethewolfy 5 років тому +27581

    So is this what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

    • @TsulaAngenati2292
      @TsulaAngenati2292 5 років тому +293

      Shadethewolfy which is which? XD

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 5 років тому +2174

      @@TsulaAngenati2292 Teddy Roosevelt is the Unstoppable Force and Winston Churchill is the Immovable Object :D

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 5 років тому +229

      @Random Gmod Vids mmm fair enough.

    • @KodieUnknown
      @KodieUnknown 5 років тому +191

      Yes. Yes it is. And it’s awesome.

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 5 років тому +412

      We all know who's the winner here... Those sick beats.

  • @brodyman30
    @brodyman30 5 років тому +8184

    This battle has some of the hardest hitting lines of the whole series.

    • @Drakelx55
      @Drakelx55 5 років тому +153

      killerdino17 I think that would be Zeus VS Thor if you understand the mythology

    • @brodyman30
      @brodyman30 5 років тому +157

      @@Drakelx55 oh man I forgot about that one. I feel like that battle is way underrated. People didn't like it because its stop motion but I followed the guy who did it for years before he made it so I'm a big fan of that battle.

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 5 років тому +35

      *Babe Ruth*

    • @floyd5688
      @floyd5688 5 років тому +31

      Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 5 років тому +99

      My favorite line was "Everyone knows you're back at home saying, thank God for Pearl harbor."

  • @adan9030
    @adan9030 8 років тому +46349

    Can we have a world war 2 style battle?
    Churchil + roosevelt + stalin VS hitler + hirohito + mussolini

    • @Telsion
      @Telsion 8 років тому +1515

      yes please!

    • @sukositb
      @sukositb 8 років тому +3091

      Adan E. Pizarro Rivera Stalin would immediately set himself apart from group, Churchill would try to smooth it out but Roosevelt dont agree with policy. Mussolini would step up and Hitler will bash him down, Hirohito will talk about how both have no honor and Japan fight till the end.

    • @TheXxkloexx
      @TheXxkloexx 8 років тому +423

      this would be epic XD

    • @lil.larsson2388
      @lil.larsson2388 8 років тому +438

      Adan E. Pizarro Rivera That would be great for a season finale!

    • @davidroman4780
      @davidroman4780 8 років тому +137

      actually very good idea

  • @morianner
    @morianner 10 місяців тому +610

    "A bullet can't stop the Bull Moose" was so hard

    • @samueljardine3402
      @samueljardine3402 4 місяці тому +35

      In case you're unaware that's a take on his quote "it takes more than that to stop a bull moose" which he delivered after he was shot in the chest. He then went on to give a 90 minute speech before going to the hospital. Truly a badass president.

    • @billrich9722
      @billrich9722 2 місяці тому

      "Hard".

  • @ladyreverie7027
    @ladyreverie7027 4 роки тому +13088

    The way that the Winston Churchill rapper actually got the delivery to sound the way Churchill spoke, absolutely brilliant.

    • @civ64685
      @civ64685 4 роки тому +876

      Well the person that played churchill is dan bull, hes a british rapper

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 4 роки тому +677

      Plus half his rhymes are actual quotes from his speeches. They have even quoted the "our finest hour" speech twice...

    • @jezuzdagangzta5313
      @jezuzdagangzta5313 4 роки тому +44

      Totally agree

    • @bobbetterottmann2794
      @bobbetterottmann2794 4 роки тому +18

      Agreed

    • @MMMaple
      @MMMaple 4 роки тому +35

      especially the last line

  • @amment.
    @amment. 5 років тому +3880

    This is actually one of my most liked ERB‘s of all time. The battle lines, the aggressive way of rapping, the most american president and the best rhyme minister of all time.

    • @adamdyota4285
      @adamdyota4285 5 років тому +42

      *rhyme minister

    • @amment.
      @amment. 5 років тому +13

      Pardon.

    • @korzbro35
      @korzbro35 5 років тому +17

      Hell yeah! Rhyme minister is fire :)

    • @masterchief7301
      @masterchief7301 5 років тому +50

      That ending when they start up the marching drums is fucking lit.

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 5 років тому +2

      Is your comment even english at this point? I feel like the concept of grammar went lost somewhere. But yeah, I agree

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 5 років тому +34866

    The Most American President vs the Most British Prime Minister

    • @apullcan
      @apullcan 5 років тому +3255

      That’s actually a pretty genius interpretation of the matchup

    • @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918
      @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918 5 років тому +411

      Na na Duke Wellington is the most british

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 5 років тому +829

      Phillip Schofeild the great divine his overwhelming nationalism and want to see the best for the British Empire even during the Depression has that old keep the stiff upper lip mentality which was always very British to me. Not to mention his ability to literally weaponize words to encourage the masses to fight even in the grimmest of circumstances. And as we all know no one has a better command of the English language than the British, stereotypically speaking of course.

    • @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918
      @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918 5 років тому +126

      touché

    • @TheMarshalMurat
      @TheMarshalMurat 5 років тому +90

      Phillip Schofeild the great divine wellington was Irish lol

  • @Datacom236
    @Datacom236 9 місяців тому +2048

    I just realized that Theodore Roosevelt's opening line "Bully, a challenge, I love competition" is referring to his trust busting campaign.

    • @ameytiwari1247
      @ameytiwari1247 6 місяців тому +32

      Sherman Anti Trust Act

    • @Datacom236
      @Datacom236 6 місяців тому +64

      @@ameytiwari1247 That was passed before his presidency, but it was basis for the cases that Teddy brought against the trust.

    • @ameytiwari1247
      @ameytiwari1247 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Datacom236 ok, thanks for telling

    • @JaeHook333
      @JaeHook333 5 місяців тому +20

      Winston Churchill : You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet!
      Theodore Roosevelt role : EpicLLOYD

    • @geekmachine666
      @geekmachine666 2 місяці тому +1

      Bully for you

  • @jangonauta
    @jangonauta 5 років тому +5320

    This is not a battle, this is... a masterpiece... this has to be the biggest Tie in ERB history, Sometimes i just listen to it like a SONG in the background.

    • @nevinsullivan9339
      @nevinsullivan9339 5 років тому +145

      Blackbeard vs Capone was one of the only other ones that even compares to the fire thrown in this one

    • @mickymacanori1768
      @mickymacanori1768 5 років тому +115

      I absolutely agree. I came to the comments specifically with the hope that someone else would say that this is absolutely a tie. I get goosebumps everytime they rap their lines and switch off. Glad that other comments confirm.

    • @uiraideszen3223
      @uiraideszen3223 5 років тому +11

      Exactly

    • @NiuhiNui
      @NiuhiNui 5 років тому +58

      Joker vs. Pennywise is going to climb like a rocket on a ladder.

    • @mgtocrateezspeaks3971
      @mgtocrateezspeaks3971 5 років тому +4

      I thought you were rhyming at first. Those first two lines rhymed.

  • @lalajones526
    @lalajones526 8 років тому +5411

    They put up a huge fight. I feel like this deserves a sequel. They aren't done with each other yet.

  • @ikebeckman1074
    @ikebeckman1074 3 роки тому +9927

    For anyone who doesn’t know the famous story that Roosevelt rebukes with, he was campaigning for president when a man approached him and shot him once right in the chest. The bullet didn’t puncture his chest muscle thanks to his FIFTY PAGE speech and an eyeglass case in his chest pocket. Roosevelt ignored the advice to go to the hospital and went on to speak for over an hour and a half. His opening comments establish him in my mind as the most badass US prez: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

    • @seandlax9
      @seandlax9 3 роки тому +149

      He never had the bullet removed either, he lived the remainder of his life, I think it was 6-7 years, with a goddamn bullet still lodged in his chest

    • @surtofgods8265
      @surtofgods8265 3 роки тому +106

      Yeah but it was only a .38 police special.

    • @Justowner
      @Justowner 3 роки тому +557

      @@seandlax9 most bullets dont get removed even today, unless the doctor thinks leaving it in is too hazardous. The priority is to plug the hole and stop the bleeding.

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 3 роки тому +417

      That's totally savage. To get shot and brush it off like it was nothing.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 3 роки тому +72

      What a beast

  • @Byson1549
    @Byson1549 Місяць тому +61

    “ Bully! A challenge, I love competition! “ still hits hard after 7 years, along with the background track is one of the best entrances ever

  • @MrZAP17
    @MrZAP17 5 років тому +18221

    The one battle most crying out for a rematch. This isn't over! We need a part two!

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 5 років тому +317

      Time to ressurect 2 dead legends

    • @WitherRakdos
      @WitherRakdos 5 років тому +510

      This needs a rematch more than Hitler vs. Vader.

    • @rik80280
      @rik80280 5 років тому +38

      yessss

    • @MDMetal
      @MDMetal 5 років тому +233

      The sheer EPICNESS of a rematch could destroy all life in the universe. They're too evenly matched.

    • @skywarp727
      @skywarp727 5 років тому +17

      Agreed

  • @Nephew987
    @Nephew987 4 роки тому +10113

    Imagine someone walking in and hearing: “Thank God for Pearl Harbor” with no context

    • @warrior3987
      @warrior3987 4 роки тому +391

      Are you not worried about roosevelt saying to give his big stick a suckle with no context? lol

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 4 роки тому +219

      @@warrior3987 With no context it just sounds like someone being salty

    • @allthegoodonesarealreadytaken
      @allthegoodonesarealreadytaken 3 роки тому +57

      which God would I thank? The Catholic or the Protestant?

    • @Whatsinmypocket
      @Whatsinmypocket 3 роки тому +46

      If I heard that, I'd think of Winston Churchill and his Jewish financiers

    • @bob-ce5bn
      @bob-ce5bn 3 роки тому +35

      Well you've probably offended all the non binary, gender fluid multi choice sexuals who don't have a sex due to been a spoon by not mentioning them in this 😂

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 3 роки тому +13150

    Death had to take Roosevelt in his sleep, because if he were awake there would've been a fight.

    • @trasyndha2368
      @trasyndha2368 3 роки тому +322

      Death was just Yandere for Roosevelt.

    • @SuperMan-ij6vt
      @SuperMan-ij6vt 3 роки тому +436

      Outside of the fact that he got shot and survived, he would've won any day of the week

    • @predaprime
      @predaprime 3 роки тому +166

      Honestly, Death would be on the floor. With most of his teeth punched out of his head.

    • @Underpants678
      @Underpants678 3 роки тому +244

      Roosevelt is what Death has nightmares about.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 3 роки тому +70

      Holy underrated comment batman lmfao.

  • @akhodagu
    @akhodagu Рік тому +583

    This is my new favorite one! So many historical Easter eggs! Not to mention “Just change your slogan to ‘Keep Calm and Kiss My Cousin’s Ass’” just floors me everytime! 😂

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 6 місяців тому +23

      The reason I like this that both sides had some good back and forth. It felt pretty genuine to their personas. Other videos they have done don’t always land or often are just one sided.

    • @MilosiaSecondAcc
      @MilosiaSecondAcc 4 місяці тому +4

      ERB is active

    • @Deegonbeefon
      @Deegonbeefon 23 дні тому +1

      Poster*🤓☝️

  • @mangothedango
    @mangothedango 3 роки тому +5425

    The beat deserves more credit in this because the way the old-timey sounds mixed in with the booming parts fits this impressively

    • @shaunpathrosepaul6804
      @shaunpathrosepaul6804 3 роки тому +27

      Yes...would luv to see part 2

    • @Xandycane
      @Xandycane 2 роки тому +48

      I agree! I just discovered ERB but this is the first one where it wasn't just a great beat, but so full of the time period they lived. (Nearly anyway. Its midway, very 20s)

    • @tiefighter7257
      @tiefighter7257 2 роки тому +4

      My fav

    • @akman909
      @akman909 2 роки тому +11

      reminds me of how in Bieber vs Beethoven, Fur Elise (im too lazy to add in the accent) was mixed into the beat

    • @mari_golds-bleeding-ink
      @mari_golds-bleeding-ink 2 роки тому +13

      fr, it's one of the hardest going beats yet

  • @sirensis
    @sirensis 4 роки тому +4297

    if there's one ERB that needs a sequel, it's this. this is TOO close

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 4 роки тому +331

      I don’t want either to win I want them to be a tie forever

    • @josechavez9041
      @josechavez9041 4 роки тому +75

      @@vladimirlenin876 biggest facts

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 4 роки тому +7

      @Murica Meh oh I think you accidentally added the only time a. To your statement

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 4 роки тому +5

      @Murica Meh Like vodka

    • @Shu577
      @Shu577 4 роки тому +4

      @@josechavez9041 indeed

  • @arguablyaustralian
    @arguablyaustralian 3 роки тому +8226

    I would like to propose: The Iron Lady v.s The Iron Chancellor (A.K.A Thatcher and Bismarck).

  • @HylianSwordsman1
    @HylianSwordsman1 Рік тому +281

    I've rewatched this ERB more than any other, it's just so good. The beat, the verses, the costumes, the way you characterized each of them, it's crazy good, I'm still revisiting it years later. I'd love to see a sequel.

  • @markuscaesar670
    @markuscaesar670 5 років тому +4600

    Everybody talking about the bars of this match, but nobody wants to mention how fire the beat was

    • @daustin8888
      @daustin8888 5 років тому +156

      Has that old timey sound

    • @liaspooked4980
      @liaspooked4980 5 років тому +108

      yessssssssss everyone is sleeping on the beat. It's freaking amazing

    • @HolyHandGrenade.
      @HolyHandGrenade. 5 років тому +34

      Fits both settings

    • @DioStandsStill
      @DioStandsStill 5 років тому

      Ok boomer

    • @TT-be1pk
      @TT-be1pk 5 років тому +4

      The beat makes this one

  • @rehecke7124
    @rehecke7124 2 роки тому +6878

    This one put the "epic" and "history" back in these rap battles.

    • @-Alter-
      @-Alter- 2 роки тому +67

      ironically. the history part of this song is completely false. Theodore is singing about dropping bombs, wwii, and pearl harbor. but Theodore served as president in 1901 and died in 1919. this song is talking about Franklin D. Roosevelt, not Theodore Roosevelt.

    • @MrScovanx
      @MrScovanx 2 роки тому +391

      @@-Alter- It isn't wrong, they freely reference one another's time period (as in all of the battles). Teddy straight up says "Keep Calm and Kiss My Cousin's Ass;" they know which Roosevelt they are talking about (rushmore, panama canal, big stick, cuba, fda, parks, fitness, etc.).

    • @justinsmith4778
      @justinsmith4778 2 роки тому +218

      @@-Alter- are you new to ERB? They reference stuff from the others time line. Same as in every other ERB

    • @adamlucas4753
      @adamlucas4753 2 роки тому +63

      ​@@justinsmith4778 Yeah. It wouldn't work otherwise. It would just be a battle where one side couldn't attack the other. The OP's point is about purely fictional, epicly historic rap battles relative to epic rap battles of historical figures and you'd have to be pretty naive to interpret things otherwise.

    • @Excepnexcep
      @Excepnexcep 2 роки тому

      @@-Alter- And when did Churchill serve? Oh yeah, WW2. He's dissing Churchill and their reliance on the States

  • @MASERIDER
    @MASERIDER 6 місяців тому +40

    2:25 accurate to Theadore Roosevelt to not even react to being shot because he is the greatest

    • @james1861
      @james1861 18 днів тому +3

      That's my favorite part. Such a badass moment.

  • @travisjones9071
    @travisjones9071 2 роки тому +4715

    A double entendre in the first word: “Bully!” was one of Roosevelt’s favorite expressions for excitement, specifically credited to him for how boisterous he would yell it. At the same time, The British *Bulldog* is the nickname for Churchill, hence the pet name of bully.

    • @danacoleman4007
      @danacoleman4007 2 роки тому +82

      @TheGentleman'sGuide not irony. coincidence.

    • @milo4866
      @milo4866 2 роки тому +17

      @@danacoleman4007 no friends?

    • @danacoleman4007
      @danacoleman4007 2 роки тому +22

      @@milo4866 plenty, actually. And a good education!

    • @milo4866
      @milo4866 2 роки тому +40

      @@danacoleman4007 how much you paying them?

    • @Egg_Gun
      @Egg_Gun 2 роки тому +14

      OH SHIT! world war too soon

  • @brentsmelser
    @brentsmelser 3 роки тому +8333

    This is hands down the best ERB to date. No clear winner, sick beat, great historical lines, and 2 great performances. I always go back to this one.

    • @damion2169
      @damion2169 3 роки тому +222

      even now i find myself back here once again, never satisfied with the mere memory of the bout, but must experience it once more

    • @DarkLink1996
      @DarkLink1996 3 роки тому +107

      Right. This is one of their best battles

    • @jaimelee9608
      @jaimelee9608 3 роки тому +49

      Yup, just checking in on this one again myself. Still good!

    • @thammar1990
      @thammar1990 3 роки тому +8

      Youve gotta be kidding me. This was pedestrian. Seasons 1-3 were all better than this by far

    • @damion2169
      @damion2169 3 роки тому +76

      @@thammar1990 I feel it’s a matter of taste, 1-3 we’re absolutely amazing, though in a matter of personal taste to each their own you know?

  • @michaelweninger106
    @michaelweninger106 8 років тому +9095

    This definitely needs a sequel....

    • @alexandra4real360
      @alexandra4real360 8 років тому +66

      OMG YES IT does!!

    • @marcinsport1
      @marcinsport1 8 років тому +4

      yep

    • @fittzie
      @fittzie 8 років тому +7

      Michael Weninger Hell yes

    • @-aaa-aaa
      @-aaa-aaa 8 років тому +31

      PLEASE ERB I BEG OF YOU

    • @michaelweninger106
      @michaelweninger106 8 років тому +73

      Personally I just think Dan Bull didn't get to show case his real talent for speed in this one. If there was a sequel, I'd be afraid for Teddy once he started going faster, but either way, this was truly one of my favorites.

  • @Fredrick_6
    @Fredrick_6 4 місяці тому +126

    Guy who got shot during a speech and only let people help him after he finished it VS chain-smoking drunk that made it to 90

  • @Asteroid_Jam
    @Asteroid_Jam 5 років тому +6416

    Teddy Roosevelt got shot during a speech once and did not go to a doctor and keep doing the speech and insulted the Assassin for being such a bad Assassin for not killing him. That is were the bullet line came from.

    • @A____G
      @A____G 5 років тому +688

      He then proceeded to give a 90 minute speech.

    • @BlueDevilVR66
      @BlueDevilVR66 5 років тому +435

      Truly a bad-ass

    • @galatheumbreon6862
      @galatheumbreon6862 5 років тому +174

      That Boss stuff right there!!

    • @mythicalowldog7830
      @mythicalowldog7830 5 років тому +88

      Wow, I'm literally shocked 😱

    • @jessicataylor4071
      @jessicataylor4071 5 років тому +347

      @@mythicalowldog7830 yup he got shot and finished his 90 minute speech turns out the bullet never penetrated Teddy it hit something in his pocket and barley graised him. He's still a total badass though

  • @rnin689
    @rnin689 4 роки тому +10611

    As an American I can say that Theodore Roosevelt is the most American person I’ve ever seen

    • @boomboi130
      @boomboi130 3 роки тому +879

      Idk he never got morbidly obese and yelled at cashiers for not being allowed to go in without a mask

    • @tobyhanke0719
      @tobyhanke0719 3 роки тому +464

      @@boomboi130 I hate that its true but sadly it is. Disregarding flat out idiots (whoops, that's like half the country), Roosevelt is probably the most American man so far :V

    • @ericgerard1648
      @ericgerard1648 3 роки тому +563

      @@boomboi130 There are Karen's all over the world, there's only one Teddy Roosevelt.

    • @boomboi130
      @boomboi130 3 роки тому +68

      @@ericgerard1648 exactly

    • @tobyhanke0719
      @tobyhanke0719 3 роки тому +180

      @@GabeHolm it's not political, it's a fact? Wearing a mask and getting vaccinated shouldnt be political

  • @ayrtonbarmecide4912
    @ayrtonbarmecide4912 4 роки тому +2826

    Teddy's line "I love competition!", is a reference to his stringent anti-monopoly laws

    • @smartobsession7720
      @smartobsession7720 4 роки тому +49

      Ayrton Barmecide
      *really?! That was the hardest line to put into context. Who would’ve known?!*

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 роки тому +108

      @@smartobsession7720 are you being a prick right now?

    • @smartobsession7720
      @smartobsession7720 4 роки тому +20

      Farkas The Companion
      Yup.

    • @mrsaanes
      @mrsaanes 4 роки тому +71

      @@smartobsession7720 well stop

    • @thepodcaster2608
      @thepodcaster2608 4 роки тому +22

      Or the fact that he would box while in the White House once boxing a general and having one of his blood vessels in his eye damaged

  • @jasongrayson4945
    @jasongrayson4945 2 місяці тому +47

    “JUMPING JESUS H. HUCKLEBERRY CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!”

    • @NoOne-us9os
      @NoOne-us9os 2 місяці тому +15

      No one wants to fight about politics this much

    • @MeatballMusic
      @MeatballMusic 2 місяці тому +10

      You! Madam red white and pantsuit

    • @jasongrayson4945
      @jasongrayson4945 2 місяці тому +10

      Don’t let getting hired be the greatest thing you ever do!

    • @Gengar-2
      @Gengar-2 2 місяці тому +9

      and you! Sweet baby back ribs up in heaven!

    • @MeatballMusic
      @MeatballMusic 2 місяці тому +8

      Try not to slide democracy straight to chapter 11!

  • @bobing1752
    @bobing1752 Рік тому +8349

    "I might be battling you even though I'm toasted, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted" is a reference to something absolutely incredible: a female MP criticised Churchill for being drunk and he responded something along the lines of "And you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly"

    • @RandomGuythatishere
      @RandomGuythatishere Рік тому +327

      That's gotta hurt

    • @greg-qc4iy
      @greg-qc4iy Рік тому +1228

      It was lady aster, they were famous for this, another time she informed him "Mr Churchill if I was your wife I would poison your tea" to which Churchill replied "lady aster if I was your husband I would drink it". She spoke at his funeral saying that he was a great statesman, a horrible man but a great statesman.

    • @GhostHunterDipperPines
      @GhostHunterDipperPines Рік тому +339

      @@greg-qc4iyngl that is actually sick. Bros great at roasting. Kinda screwed up to call someone a “horrible man” at their funeral though.

    • @5eyoshi
      @5eyoshi Рік тому +5

      XD

    • @marek1178
      @marek1178 Рік тому +28

      @@GhostHunterDipperPines I find it true. ANd funny.

  • @alexis8500
    @alexis8500 2 роки тому +5394

    Fun fact: Theodore Roosevelt actually HATED being called “Teddy.” Every time someone referred to him as Teddy, he would quickly correct them.
    My history teacher told me it was because it was a nickname his wife used to call him before she died but I couldn’t find an actual source for it

    • @vivegriffe
      @vivegriffe 2 роки тому +228

      "Teddy" is a pretty common nickname for all Teds and Theodores, he was probably called Teddy since his childhood :p

    • @atlas3556
      @atlas3556 2 роки тому +611

      @@vivegriffe incorrect sort of. The name "teddy bear" came into existence when Theodore Roosevelt refused to shoot a mother grizzly. They started calling him "Teddy bear". And the name stuck. Roosevelt hated the name in that context.

    • @scottthejatt
      @scottthejatt 2 роки тому +143

      @Jared Jams Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's where Teddy Bears came from

    • @darkknight2481
      @darkknight2481 2 роки тому +72

      @@scottthejatt Yeah that’s where Teddy Bears originated from

    • @pennyalston5023
      @pennyalston5023 2 роки тому +111

      Actually it was a baby bear, but you are right. The toy bears were named after the president after the word got around about what president Roosevelt did

  • @kurington.blogspot7876
    @kurington.blogspot7876 4 роки тому +3639

    I love Theodore Roosevelt.
    "Death came to him in the night, because had he been awake, there would've been a fight."

  • @MrThehoyce
    @MrThehoyce 10 місяців тому +23

    No ERB has better felt like a clash of two titans than this one.

  • @kevinbrink423
    @kevinbrink423 3 роки тому +1429

    I figure they both shook hands after the bout and went out to drink the town dry together. "Same time tomorrow?" "Wouldn't miss it!"

  • @MattNoel
    @MattNoel 8 років тому +2956

    Am I the only one angry that the battle ended because it was so good?

    • @sayconful
      @sayconful 8 років тому +2

      Matt Noel nope haha

    • @sverdmester
      @sverdmester 8 років тому +25

      What an ending though

    • @Meadale1
      @Meadale1 8 років тому +1

      So good

    • @MattNoel
      @MattNoel 8 років тому +18

      I don't know about you, but I think this was the best one this season

    • @ingridseim3548
      @ingridseim3548 8 років тому +3

      Matt Noel definitely the best out of the season

  • @youvebeengreeked
    @youvebeengreeked 3 роки тому +2948

    *This ERB battle still absolutely RULES*
    Update: it STILL rules. 7 years on.

    • @ysht9357
      @ysht9357 3 роки тому +8

      Why tf did web like this

    • @ysht9357
      @ysht9357 3 роки тому +8

      Congrats tho

    • @Joker-on8kx
      @Joker-on8kx 3 роки тому +4

      Ofcourse

    • @thegodofallakira6349
      @thegodofallakira6349 3 роки тому +1

      This epic rap battle battle still absolutely rules-
      Youve been greeked

    • @leeshapon
      @leeshapon 3 роки тому +1

      epic rap battle battle

  • @RollTheClip
    @RollTheClip 4 місяці тому +17

    Ok, this is the best ERB video of the entire collection.

  • @corruptcorpsecorps4238
    @corruptcorpsecorps4238 Рік тому +6897

    Fun fact: TR and Churchill met during one of Churchill's American tours (pre WWI) and they really didn't along. People who knew them said it was because they were too alike!

    • @herbertvonbismarck8303
      @herbertvonbismarck8303 Рік тому +101

      Source?

    • @corruptcorpsecorps4238
      @corruptcorpsecorps4238 Рік тому +943

      @@herbertvonbismarck8303
      Churchill: Walking with Destiny by Andrew Roberts, published in 2018. A bit hagiographic for my tastes, but Roberts does cite (most) of his sources.

    • @greatbritishfish92
      @greatbritishfish92 Рік тому

      They were both too cool for the world@@herbertvonbismarck8303

    • @zdr7420
      @zdr7420 Рік тому +735

      This is the first time that someone asked for a source and said source was provided 👏👏👏

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 Рік тому +62

      ​@@zdr7420Not true, myself and many others have. Most people simply reject them when one is produced regardless of source.

  • @TheZilo77
    @TheZilo77 5 років тому +3351

    This seriously needs a part 2. The battle was very close and intense, and then it left on what feels like a cliffhanger.

    • @maldino2917
      @maldino2917 5 років тому +43

      They would need to feature dan bull again

    • @maldino2917
      @maldino2917 5 років тому +7

      @@Gh0stPred idk they might have paid him

    • @maldino2917
      @maldino2917 5 років тому +4

      @@Gh0stPred he wasn't nearly as famous then, now i think he woudl ask a much higher price

    • @maldino2917
      @maldino2917 5 років тому +2

      @@Gh0stPred hope so

    • @Cpt_Boony_Hat
      @Cpt_Boony_Hat 5 років тому +13

      Probably one of the closer battles they’ve ever had. I feel Teddy narrowly edged out Churchill but against anyone else Churchill wins

  • @EGOHVCbcn
    @EGOHVCbcn 3 роки тому +1571

    Years later and the line "The bullet can't stop the Bull Moose!" Is so incredibly raw in its delivery.

    • @tdali8347
      @tdali8347 3 роки тому +48

      Yeah, and after he was shot, T.R. went on to deliver his scheduled, nearly 1 hour speech.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 3 роки тому +19

      @@tdali8347 there is no stopping the bull moose

    • @angelguerrero7655
      @angelguerrero7655 3 роки тому +9

      @@painvillegaming4119 There are no brakes on this train. Strap in bitches. Shit's about to get sloppy.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 3 роки тому +3

      @@angelguerrero7655 and bloody

    • @seandlax9
      @seandlax9 3 роки тому +16

      @@tdali8347 and opened said speech with "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

  • @thunderboy9548
    @thunderboy9548 10 місяців тому +73

    Bro the "i will never surrender" part was the best thing in erb history

    • @GdMan11.
      @GdMan11. 8 місяців тому +8

      Legend has it they kept going for two days and two nights more before spontaneously becoming best friends

  • @dclark302
    @dclark302 4 роки тому +2939

    three years later, this still has the sickest beat.

  • @jamesshaw3500
    @jamesshaw3500 4 роки тому +1703

    2 people who death feared.
    Winston Churchill last words were, "I am bored of it all."
    Death had to come get Teddy Roosevelt while he slept, otherwise there would have been a fistfight for the ages.

    • @ーテイル
      @ーテイル 4 роки тому +84

      @@JosephStraughn you know a leader is fucked when they can't paint.

    • @samwilkinson2534
      @samwilkinson2534 4 роки тому +40

      @@JosephStraughn he didnt have a bad post war, he was a hero to all, became pm again in 52, stayed as a mp and won a nobel prize for literature (surprisingly not peace l

    • @0x73V14
      @0x73V14 4 роки тому +1

      @@ーテイル 😂🤣

    • @devakirajamurthi6147
      @devakirajamurthi6147 4 роки тому +2

      @@JosephStraughn he didn't even get re elected:(

    • @g_raffthearchlich
      @g_raffthearchlich 4 роки тому +10

      A bullet cant stop the bull moose

  • @O5-XIV
    @O5-XIV 6 років тому +5562

    After his Death, it was said about Roosevelt "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight".

    • @Blockheadfun
      @Blockheadfun 6 років тому +429

      By far one of the balliest Presidents America has ever had the old “Bull Moose”. Today’s conniving cowards in office need to learn what a real leader is.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 6 років тому +179

      Death is a coward.

    • @origo4286
      @origo4286 6 років тому +29

      TraustiGeir
      Well, i have to agree ;)

    • @un-ironicproductions6096
      @un-ironicproductions6096 6 років тому +49

      @@Blockheadfun we have trump. Not as bold but hes getting there.

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard 6 років тому +310

      Trump is a fucking coward who cheated his way out of Vietnam and can't even fire his staff in person. TR lead the Rough Riders in the Spanish-American War, was a cowboy, police commissioner in NYC who walked the beat and busted heads if his officers were slacking, and got shot but continued to give his speech before going to the hospital. Trump is a soft, weak coward who's never worked a day in his live, never done anything he hasn't wanted to do, and cries on Twitter about anything that isn't glowing praise of him. TR was into bodybuilding, wrestling, and pugilism. Trump thinks if you exercise you make yourself die more quickly. The man's an obese clown, and it is pathetic any of you think he's strong or tough just because he cries and complains a lot.

  • @alexwijaya6857
    @alexwijaya6857 2 місяці тому +82

    Just come back from Trump vs Kamala

  • @naiceify
    @naiceify 2 роки тому +8147

    I still think this, in its entirety, from raps to effects and character play, is the best ERB of all time.

    • @polarpunk8861
      @polarpunk8861 2 роки тому +130

      Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar was also badass. Two favourites hands down for me

    • @hamzab2404
      @hamzab2404 2 роки тому +18

      Hmmm idk, I think Zeus vs Thor beats this one

    • @kirilgjorgievski8099
      @kirilgjorgievski8099 2 роки тому +20

      i think the artists vs tmnt is the best one

    • @freshavacado3355
      @freshavacado3355 2 роки тому +8

      Harry Potter and Luke skywalker beats this by a long shot

    • @lildevlgrl7
      @lildevlgrl7 2 роки тому +9

      Clint Eastwood vs bruse Lee was the best

  • @fredererpower
    @fredererpower 4 роки тому +3751

    There is no winner as at the end they both showed signs of still going: Roosevelt got shot and kept going and Churchill said he will never surrender. This NEEDS a Part 2!

    • @mitchellskene8176
      @mitchellskene8176 4 роки тому +48

      I agree

    • @eroupopper
      @eroupopper 4 роки тому +49

      That was a good ass battle!!!

    • @rasdin37
      @rasdin37 4 роки тому +8

      I'm agree with you

    • @THETexzilla
      @THETexzilla 4 роки тому +38

      Part 2 - Winston Churchill & David Lloyd George vs. Franklin D. & Theodore Roosevelt

    • @justinjones5048
      @justinjones5048 4 роки тому +3

      yessssss

  • @asemui8629
    @asemui8629 4 роки тому +3372

    When the American kid spills the british kids tea so he snatches his burger:

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +192

      More like the British kid spills the American kid's coca cola so he snatches his crumpet.

    • @englandcountryhuman8588
      @englandcountryhuman8588 4 роки тому +27

      I laughed to hard at this

    • @finnbathgate6187
      @finnbathgate6187 4 роки тому +84

      More like when some people in Boston spilled the brits tea into the harbour so they snatched their rifles

    • @Troghan
      @Troghan 4 роки тому +19

      Bully a challenge!

    • @thealmightygoose4717
      @thealmightygoose4717 4 роки тому +7

      @@finnbathgate6187 nice

  • @TrueBackLash
    @TrueBackLash 2 місяці тому +9

    Welcome back, Teddy! This is one of my favorite raps of all time and to see my boy take Lincoln’s spot was awesome!

  • @danbull
    @danbull 8 років тому +36149

    It was awesome to be on ERB again... thanks to Pete and Lloyd for inviting me over! Merry Christmas all :)

  • @majorsy-0325
    @majorsy-0325 5 років тому +9920

    We seriously need a axis vs allies rap battle

  • @dv823
    @dv823 4 роки тому +4577

    I think we all can agree that if Teddy didn’t say, “What’s up bitches?” We would have rioted

  • @nicholaserskine5188
    @nicholaserskine5188 2 місяці тому +54

    Who's here after Trump vs. Harris??

  • @j.a.4315
    @j.a.4315 6 років тому +3501

    That big Teddy Roosevelt smile is iconic

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 4 роки тому +4626

    Winston: "You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet!"
    Wardrobe Department: "Goddamn it, I'm trying my best!"

    • @traffy269
      @traffy269 4 роки тому +48

      Lmao, this comment made my day 🤣🤣🤣

    • @disappointted
      @disappointted 4 роки тому +28

      Yea chur needs to chill

    • @eroupopper
      @eroupopper 4 роки тому +12

      I bet they left the chat the moment that line dropped!

    • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
      @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 4 роки тому +2

      @@disappointted eyyyyy

    • @Buntod
      @Buntod 4 роки тому +2

      It’s not epicloydd though

  • @darknation9424
    @darknation9424 4 роки тому +2588

    I don't know but this rap battles is spitting pure testosterone

  • @MisfitsFosterAcademy
    @MisfitsFosterAcademy 6 місяців тому +10

    "steady there, I don't think it's very fair for a British bulldog to melee with a teddy bear" goes so hard.

  • @ChadwiseG
    @ChadwiseG 6 років тому +4315

    this is easily the most under appreciated rap battle

    • @matteusroos8126
      @matteusroos8126 6 років тому +73

      tbh i think the zeus vs thor is greatly underrated, one of the best imo. i think this one gets the attention it deserves. (also one of my favorites)

    • @whatup53
      @whatup53 6 років тому +34

      This rap battle was Absolutely outstandingly Genius all the way

    • @mercedeslewis4598
      @mercedeslewis4598 6 років тому +16

      Dan Bull is the shit

    • @oliverholland1205
      @oliverholland1205 6 років тому +17

      Wayne gretzy vs Tony Hawk is underrated

    • @albanrodary1544
      @albanrodary1544 6 років тому +22

      I don't know, Edison vs Tesla does not receive nearly enough praise either.

  • @og5863
    @og5863 5 років тому +2709

    Theodore Roosevelt: Gets shot
    Also him: Tis a flesh wound

    • @samuelsilver4485
      @samuelsilver4485 5 років тому +117

      Tis but a scratch

    • @the_bull_mooseparty1892
      @the_bull_mooseparty1892 5 років тому +53

      He was saved because of the papers he had written for his speech on and the case for his glasses so that's is why he was almost completely unfazed

    • @og5863
      @og5863 5 років тому +14

      @@the_bull_mooseparty1892 yes i know this fact, but his overall reputation is why i made this joke. ;-;

    • @the_bull_mooseparty1892
      @the_bull_mooseparty1892 5 років тому +7

      @@og5863 I just put it here as a lot of people don't know👍

    • @og5863
      @og5863 5 років тому +5

      @@the_bull_mooseparty1892 ok well then carry on, thanks for the clarification. Sorry lol

  • @redbirb8013
    @redbirb8013 3 роки тому +1584

    “My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didnt ditch me alive, like yours did”
    Thats probably the most underrated coldest roast in the entire series. First time I heard that I spat out my water in shock

    • @TheCoomer
      @TheCoomer 3 роки тому +38

      However, Churchill just got on with it. Made him who he is

    • @drchicken2477
      @drchicken2477 3 роки тому +13

      . . . when else would they have died?

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 3 роки тому +29

      "...died when they were alive..."
      Ah yes, the floor here is made of ceiling

    • @approveddust8367
      @approveddust8367 3 роки тому +6

      @@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 uh that wasn’t said anywhere in the song dude

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 3 роки тому +4

      @@approveddust8367 Are you daft or are you just tired? Look at his comment. See how it says "edited"? You get three guesses why that is and the first two don't count.

  • @michaelaugust4313
    @michaelaugust4313 2 місяці тому +32

    1:36that still hits hard

  • @timmytheinventor4746
    @timmytheinventor4746 3 роки тому +3128

    I think this is an ERB that really deserves a sequel.

  • @EN_Lee
    @EN_Lee 4 роки тому +4274

    I just realized Theodore Roosevelt used anti-trust laws against monopolies. "I love competition" makes a lot of sense now.
    Edit: Thanks for 4k likes. I come back to watch and it I see my comment up here, thanks.

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 4 роки тому +65

      Lmao i didnt even catch that 😂

    • @OfficialAshArcher
      @OfficialAshArcher 4 роки тому +171

      There are so many clever historical lines in this one

    • @williamchristy9463
      @williamchristy9463 4 роки тому +101

      Not only this, but he was an avid hunter, and wrestler.

    • @Ixions
      @Ixions 4 роки тому +32

      You should google, "The man in the arena" by Theodore Roosevelt

    • @Goliath5100
      @Goliath5100 4 роки тому +86

      He was called a “trust-buster” too, hence the line “I’ll bust a trust fund lush”. Honestly the writing in this one is staggering

  • @DylanCEdh
    @DylanCEdh Рік тому +4788

    For those who don’t know, the line at 1:38 isn’t a joke about how his parents put him up for adoption (they didn’t), but instead they sent him to boarding school for most of his childhood. He saw his parents so little that during a dinner party he made the declaration that he’d spoken to his son more that evening than his father in his entire life.

    • @ruberosie
      @ruberosie Рік тому +79

      Thanks for explaining it

    • @Trusttheprocessboy
      @Trusttheprocessboy Рік тому +157

      @@ruberosie Actually, look up a rap battle meaning. For example "heodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill meaning" and the first result should be of a wikipedia that describes Every bar, LITERALLY EVERYBAR from the very first rap to the most recent one

    • @globalpoliticsman9523
      @globalpoliticsman9523 Рік тому +111

      He considered his nanny more of a parental figure than his actual parents even saying once she passed i will never know such a great friend again

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Рік тому

      Lies again? Sleeping In Tokyo

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Рік тому +4

      ​@@NazriBWhat do you mean?

  • @spytf2-pb3yo
    @spytf2-pb3yo 2 місяці тому +17

    Happy to see him again in the newest battle

  • @nashhi1122
    @nashhi1122 3 роки тому +7623

    This has to be the most balanced battle yet I can’t tell who won cause both sides are just incredible

    • @john_is_who
      @john_is_who 3 роки тому +196

      Teddy Easy Solos

    • @halfbloodbrit2518
      @halfbloodbrit2518 3 роки тому +298

      As much as British pride says winston was better but I have to say it's a draw

    • @zsaz4453
      @zsaz4453 3 роки тому +13

      Agreed

    • @alexsiriley
      @alexsiriley 3 роки тому +43

      honestly as an English person I'm gonna say Winston, not for the pride

    • @zsaz4453
      @zsaz4453 3 роки тому +47

      @@alexsiriley as a german i say Winston too

  • @LostSoul6364
    @LostSoul6364 Рік тому +5391

    This is the only ERB where both characters do absolutely fire beats and no one wins.
    This thing is actually an epic rap battle of history, the real one.

  • @gamerwolves6073
    @gamerwolves6073 4 роки тому +1134

    “My parents died when I was young and it was morbid, but at least my parents didn’t ditch me like yours did” almost as savage as cleopatra “you lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage”

    • @lery2523
      @lery2523 3 роки тому +18

      Another superman who's never gonna walk again.
      No ones dying to play with joker, except for heath ledger.

    • @Maepl
      @Maepl 3 роки тому

      @Aarav Daftary I did, tf

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 3 роки тому +7

      @@lery2523 Ask Robin if I drop bars

    • @LillyAnarkitty
      @LillyAnarkitty 3 роки тому

      Almost

    • @Akumpo274
      @Akumpo274 3 роки тому +5

      @@lery2523 No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel
      You're out! With 3 strikes, and just one ball.
      No one saw Shane coming, Except for your wife.

  • @deanwickham3585
    @deanwickham3585 11 місяців тому +10

    There needs to be a part two to decide the winner. This is hands down the best ERB, period. I watch it multiple times a week.

  • @vangelisk13
    @vangelisk13 5 років тому +3064

    *Me sleeping*
    My brain : WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSS

  • @JordanR1621
    @JordanR1621 4 роки тому +2807

    This is the only ERB where I genuinely cannot pick a winner, even after watching it multiple times.

    • @charlieoshea931
      @charlieoshea931 4 роки тому +160

      lets be honest. Teddy Roosevelt won.

    • @wilhemii4505
      @wilhemii4505 4 роки тому +53

      Charlie O'Shea I think it was a draw

    • @dubstepplay2.084
      @dubstepplay2.084 4 роки тому +45

      Teddy oviousy won i mean he realy just directed everything to him not like twords were there fron like what winston did.

    • @freeindialegionenjoyer1999
      @freeindialegionenjoyer1999 4 роки тому +7

      @@charlieoshea931 yes Bcz Winston was racist

    • @wilhemii4505
      @wilhemii4505 4 роки тому +27

      Eminem mathers He was still a good pm

  • @prickwilde2044
    @prickwilde2044 8 років тому +5874

    WHAT'S UP *BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

    • @errolmclean2924
      @errolmclean2924 8 років тому +24

      Prick Wilde XD

    • @wesleyfravel5149
      @wesleyfravel5149 8 років тому +9

      Prick Wilde THE SKY DUH

    • @buttersandfry9635
      @buttersandfry9635 8 років тому +32

      WHATS UP BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @zacheryrancano2824
      @zacheryrancano2824 8 років тому +30

      WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @mpac419
      @mpac419 8 років тому +15

      give my big stick a suckles 😂😂

  • @MissLavena
    @MissLavena 4 місяці тому +9

    I come back here from time to time. This one is truly one of their best.

    • @LightSource27
      @LightSource27 Місяць тому

      This one and the TMNT vs Renaissance Painters are my two go tos

  • @MaximillianGreil
    @MaximillianGreil 8 років тому +3505

    This is easily my favorite ERB because I have no fuckin clue who won.

    • @jacobhiggins8994
      @jacobhiggins8994 8 років тому +68

      Maximillian Greil same, they were perfectly matched

    • @jazztheblast279
      @jazztheblast279 8 років тому +16

      Funkysoul90 no tedy won

    • @pickletineeltaimados5205
      @pickletineeltaimados5205 8 років тому +3

      Maximillian Greil Same here :)

    • @LabrnMystic
      @LabrnMystic 8 років тому +54

      I agree. I'm had to watch it 5 times in a row and then try to keep points. I had to go with which one gave me the most laughs in the end. Teddy just squeaked it out for me. However, I think my favorite line goes to Churchill comma with the asthmatic and choking on cigar line

    • @KingCrabLegs
      @KingCrabLegs 8 років тому +7

      Agreed. This one I was particularly fond of.

  • @DrewMcIntyre.
    @DrewMcIntyre. 3 роки тому +2198

    This by far is ONE of the best ERBs ever made.

  • @teddyroosevelt2838
    @teddyroosevelt2838 3 роки тому +4079

    I don’t remember making this....

    • @the_zygote_three5193
      @the_zygote_three5193 3 роки тому +139

      Hello mr bull moose

    • @emerald9327
      @emerald9327 3 роки тому +210

      You were drunk i was there it happened

    • @lazer2414
      @lazer2414 3 роки тому +40

      oh hi teddy

    • @UKMonkey
      @UKMonkey 3 роки тому +10

      Guess you got beat so hard you had to wipe it from your memory then!

    • @teddyroosevelt2838
      @teddyroosevelt2838 3 роки тому +119

      @@UKMonkey oh no I won this 100%

  • @bredsheeran2897
    @bredsheeran2897 9 місяців тому +5

    The way Churchill’s historical speeches were worked into this song were awesome

  • @luishernandezsoto
    @luishernandezsoto 8 років тому +2150

    Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill REMATCH
    Time for a part 2 people! Plz!!!

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 8 років тому +14

      Luis Hernandez We need a muthafuckin rematch

    • @Johnny-ws1oh
      @Johnny-ws1oh 8 років тому +57

      Luis Hernandez But churchill will be sober and teddy will still be roasted

    • @luishernandezsoto
      @luishernandezsoto 8 років тому

      Annamys 21 Ouch lol

    • @killingzone9486
      @killingzone9486 8 років тому +1

      Luis Hernandez yes do like they did with hitler and darth vader

    • @luishernandezsoto
      @luishernandezsoto 8 років тому +6

      killing zone94 We should get FDR a cameo like Abe Lincoln did

  • @appakkk
    @appakkk 5 років тому +1435

    I have been following ERB for several years now, and for some reason i missed this episode, today was a good day.

    • @appakkk
      @appakkk 5 років тому +10

      YOOOOO..OMG..

    • @pirate__crewman
      @pirate__crewman 5 років тому +15

      HOWD YOU GET A LIKE FROM THEM

    • @appakkk
      @appakkk 5 років тому +22

      @@pirate__crewman i dont know..to this day, I'm still mind blowned

    • @pirate__crewman
      @pirate__crewman 5 років тому +6

      appak you’ve been blessed by the mighty lyric lords

    • @itay3013
      @itay3013 5 років тому +16

      It's nice to see they're still reading comments!

  • @MIASpartan408
    @MIASpartan408 2 роки тому +2276

    The evolution of Teddy Roosevelt going from just a gag piece for announcements to being an absolute rap god makes me so happy

    • @bojanavasovic5930
      @bojanavasovic5930 Рік тому +33

      If he heard you call him teddy youd be dead

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 Рік тому +17

      I am Team Churchill, of course, but I have to admit his Roosevelt was stunning.

    • @mineshnissanka7139
      @mineshnissanka7139 Рік тому

      WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEES

    • @Wrubliw0
      @Wrubliw0 Рік тому +4

      @@bojanavasovic5930 he called himself Teddy? everyone did

    • @thecomfycryptid
      @thecomfycryptid Рік тому +8

      ​@@Wrubliw0 He actually really disliked the nickname. Thought it was undignified, especially for a president

  • @josephstewart324
    @josephstewart324 5 місяців тому +8

    This will always be, the greatest ERB of all times

  • @huh.6149
    @huh.6149 4 роки тому +2278

    Don't mind me, I've just come fo my weekly pickup of testosterone.

  • @SheonEver
    @SheonEver 8 років тому +2289

    How in the hell did he manage the 'WHAT'S UP BITCHES?!!' that loud? Impressive..

    • @armantrto180
      @armantrto180 8 років тому +132

      They're singers and talented.

    • @penepleto1210
      @penepleto1210 8 років тому +268

      Shion Kreth EpicLLOYD used to voice Teddy Roosevelt in the ERB News, and "WHAT'S UP BITCHEEES?" was his iconic catchphrase

    • @jrex8344
      @jrex8344 8 років тому +11

      English is a -10/10.

    • @johnboeger7499
      @johnboeger7499 8 років тому +7

      i knew it was familiar

    • @jacquearias7169
      @jacquearias7169 8 років тому +2

      Shion Kreth sounds like a fucking firework lol

  • @thedefinitive6296
    @thedefinitive6296 5 років тому +3049

    Please find a reason to get Dan Bull back for a battle this season. Him and Llyod make magic every time they grip the mic

    • @patoren3gou653
      @patoren3gou653 5 років тому +13

      Newt Scamander vs Fluttershy

    • @patoren3gou653
      @patoren3gou653 5 років тому +13

      NotPseudo bear Gryls vs Davy Crockett

    • @wanderingronin6462
      @wanderingronin6462 5 років тому +2

      holdup, last line is the name of their sex tape

    • @FluffyNebula
      @FluffyNebula 5 років тому +1

      Patoren 3gou Newt Scamander could be good but why put him against a pony?

    • @patoren3gou653
      @patoren3gou653 5 років тому

      GamerPunkSoal cause Fluttershy talks to animals. And has also been shown to be a tad emotionally unstable
      The battle could start off with Fluttershy reall Timothy but get progressively tougher towards newt as the battle goes on

  • @loweredlightning
    @loweredlightning 10 місяців тому

    Thanks!

  • @dominickdibart12
    @dominickdibart12 5 років тому +495

    It's a testament to how hardcore both of these men were in real life, because those final two lines are essentially direct quotes

    • @stealthpanther
      @stealthpanther 5 років тому +7

      And that makes it even more epic

    • @rileykrzywda4142
      @rileykrzywda4142 5 років тому +37

      Much of Churchills lines approximately came from what he said in real life. We will never surrender. We will fight you on the beaches, on the hills. Tomorrow I will be sober but you'll still be roasted, I'll just return to sender. I am sure that there are others that I have simply missed.

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 років тому

      Especially the "epic Loyd and a Pringles packet"

    • @MBValentine
      @MBValentine 5 років тому +1

      Like, they're dead now. Which is great, cause the idea of a president that could maul the average person by themselves is something would be novel by this point.

  • @deth3234
    @deth3234 5 років тому +800

    Bruh this battle has such a natural flow and great beat to it holy shit. I know this was made a while ago, but it's amazing how good it was.

  • @OldTexasRed
    @OldTexasRed 5 років тому +1391

    This is, in my opinion, the best ERB yet released. I suggest a rematch.

    • @lemmetellyousmthman
      @lemmetellyousmthman 5 років тому +21

      1. Austin Powers Vs James Bond
      2. Tolkien Vs George R.R. Martin
      3. This

    • @WillSee_
      @WillSee_ 5 років тому +10

      Carson Hutchison personally I just want to see Dan on the show more. His own channel is not doing as good as it used to... despite his best efforts. Some of his best songs/raps where made after his channel’s prime height (two of which being Bull Shot and his BF2 rap).

    • @drunkBoy69
      @drunkBoy69 5 років тому +2

      How do you upvote something twice?

    • @Jrocsoll
      @Jrocsoll 5 років тому

      Bruce lee vs Clint Eastwood was hard

    • @saibotpro8278
      @saibotpro8278 5 років тому +3

      Pretty sure Monroe vs Cleopatra went harder

  • @SuperCrazyfin
    @SuperCrazyfin 2 місяці тому +4

    1:10 Man I can't get over the fact he says "Pringles packet" when Pringles come in cans.

  • @chelseacapital4449
    @chelseacapital4449 2 роки тому +1769

    “If a bullet to the chest won’t stop you, my words will.”
    “A bullet can’t stop the bull moose”
    Teddy Roosevelt was often referred to at the bull moose because of his large stature and stage presence as well as his love for hunting, and was also a way in which teddy referred to himself. This was a reference to a speech Teddy gave in which an assassin attempted to assassinate Teddy during his run for presidency. The assassin hit his 50 page speech folded up in his chest pocket, the bullet went through the speech and lodged itself in Teddys chest who proceeded to address the crowd for 90 minutes. Amazing moment, amazing line.

    • @chelseacapital4449
      @chelseacapital4449 2 роки тому +91

      On another note, “Walk softly over here and give my big stick a suckles” is a great line but also references Teddy’s policy when dealing with foreign nations which was “Walk softly, and carry a big stick” and often referred to as Big Stick Policy.

    • @gravitatemortuus1080
      @gravitatemortuus1080 2 роки тому +29

      I like the Teddy bear. My wife called her dad a teddy bear. He was 6'2 or so and 340lbs. I watched that man lift a 350 motor into the back of a truck by hand. He was one of the toughest strongest men I knew. Huge guy man heart of gold, but oh power he had.

    • @mung01re
      @mung01re 2 роки тому +4

      Large stature? I don't think Roosevelt broke 6'0".

    • @Redturtletank02333
      @Redturtletank02333 2 роки тому +11

      Even better that he insulted said assassin

    • @adamlucas4753
      @adamlucas4753 2 роки тому +27

      The speech in which you reference was Teddy's attempt to start a third political party, the, as you indicate, eponymous Bull Moose Party. At the time, US Presidents weren't limited to two terms and Teddy lost the Republican nomination for a third because he felt Republicans had become too Progressive and the Republicans, apparently, felt otherwise. So, in true independent American fashion, he started his own party.