Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History
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    CAST
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    Winston Churchill: Dan Bull
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    Teddy Roosevelt: EpicLLOYD
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    John Schrank - Javi Sanchez-Blanco
    CREW
    =========
    Executive Producers:
    Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist
    Directed by:
    Nice Peter
    Written by:
    EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Dan Bull, Mike Betette, Zach Sherwin, Dante Cimadamore
    Senior Director of Studios:
    Michelle Maloney
    Producer:
    Atul Singh
    Associate Producer:
    Shaun Lewin
    Production Coordinator:
    Matthew Schlissel
    Song Produced by:
    Nice Peter
    Mixed by:
    Jose "Choco" Reynoso and Nice Peter
    Mastered by:
    Jose "Choco" Reynoso
    Music Supervisor:
    Dante Cimadamore
    Beat Produced by:
    Hollywood Legend Productions & Jose "Choco" Reynoso
    Video Editing by:
    Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Nice Peter, Javi Sánchez-Blanco
    Assistant Editor:
    Josh Best
    VFX and Compositing:
    Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Javi Sánchez-Blanco & William Crespo
    Costume Designer:
    Sulai Lopez
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    Costuming Assistant/Senior PA:
    Morgan Christensen
    Department Make Up Head:
    Brittany White
    Make Up Assistant:
    Katie Middleton
    Director of Photography:
    Jon Na
    AC:
    Kyle Herman
    Gaffer:
    Andy Chinn
    Production Assistant:
    Roberto Lewis
    Produced by:
    Atul Singh for Maker Studios
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  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 5 років тому +27365

    The Most American President vs the Most British Prime Minister

    • @apullcan
      @apullcan 5 років тому +2712

      That’s actually a pretty genius interpretation of the matchup

    • @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918
      @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918 5 років тому +324

      Na na Duke Wellington is the most british

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 5 років тому +737

      Phillip Schofeild the great divine his overwhelming nationalism and want to see the best for the British Empire even during the Depression has that old keep the stiff upper lip mentality which was always very British to me. Not to mention his ability to literally weaponize words to encourage the masses to fight even in the grimmest of circumstances. And as we all know no one has a better command of the English language than the British, stereotypically speaking of course.

    • @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918
      @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918 5 років тому +110

      touché

    • @TheMarshalMurat
      @TheMarshalMurat 5 років тому +77

      Phillip Schofeild the great divine wellington was Irish lol

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 роки тому +9071

    Death had to take Roosevelt in his sleep, because if he were awake there would've been a fight.

    • @trasyndha2368
      @trasyndha2368 2 роки тому +222

      Death was just Yandere for Roosevelt.

    • @SuperMan-ij6vt
      @SuperMan-ij6vt 2 роки тому +284

      Outside of the fact that he got shot and survived, he would've won any day of the week

    • @predaprime
      @predaprime 2 роки тому +166

      Honestly, Death would be on the floor. With most of his teeth punched out of his head.

    • @Underpants678
      @Underpants678 2 роки тому +179

      Roosevelt is what Death has nightmares about.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 роки тому +45

      Holy underrated comment batman lmfao.

  • @bobing1752
    @bobing1752 11 місяців тому +6921

    "I might be battling you even though I'm toasted, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted" is a reference to something absolutely incredible: a female MP criticised Churchill for being drunk and he responded something along the lines of "And you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly"

    • @RandomGuythatishere
      @RandomGuythatishere 10 місяців тому +273

      That's gotta hurt

    • @greg-qc4iy
      @greg-qc4iy 10 місяців тому +1034

      It was lady aster, they were famous for this, another time she informed him "Mr Churchill if I was your wife I would poison your tea" to which Churchill replied "lady aster if I was your husband I would drink it". She spoke at his funeral saying that he was a great statesman, a horrible man but a great statesman.

    • @GhostHunterDipperPines
      @GhostHunterDipperPines 10 місяців тому +287

      @@greg-qc4iyngl that is actually sick. Bros great at roasting. Kinda screwed up to call someone a “horrible man” at their funeral though.

    • @ChariTheAlternate
      @ChariTheAlternate 10 місяців тому +4

      XD

    • @marek1178
      @marek1178 10 місяців тому +23

      @@GhostHunterDipperPines I find it true. ANd funny.

  • @corruptcorpsecorps4238
    @corruptcorpsecorps4238 8 місяців тому +2548

    Fun fact: TR and Churchill met during one of Churchill's American tours (pre WWI) and they really didn't along. People who knew them said it was because they were too alike!

    • @herbertvonbismarck8303
      @herbertvonbismarck8303 6 місяців тому +26

      Source?

    • @corruptcorpsecorps4238
      @corruptcorpsecorps4238 6 місяців тому +354

      @@herbertvonbismarck8303
      Churchill: Walking with Destiny by Andrew Roberts, published in 2018. A bit hagiographic for my tastes, but Roberts does cite (most) of his sources.

    • @greatbritishfish92
      @greatbritishfish92 5 місяців тому

      They were both too cool for the world@@herbertvonbismarck8303

    • @zdr7420
      @zdr7420 5 місяців тому +259

      This is the first time that someone asked for a source and said source was provided 👏👏👏

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 5 місяців тому +15

      ​@@zdr7420Not true, myself and many others have. Most people simply reject them when one is produced regardless of source.

  • @Shadethewolfy
    @Shadethewolfy 4 роки тому +22450

    So is this what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

    • @TsulaAngenati2292
      @TsulaAngenati2292 4 роки тому +242

      Shadethewolfy which is which? XD

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 4 роки тому +1815

      @@TsulaAngenati2292 Teddy Roosevelt is the Unstoppable Force and Winston Churchill is the Immovable Object :D

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 4 роки тому +199

      @Random Gmod Vids mmm fair enough.

    • @KodieUnknown
      @KodieUnknown 4 роки тому +148

      Yes. Yes it is. And it’s awesome.

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 4 роки тому +359

      We all know who's the winner here... Those sick beats.

  • @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143
    @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143 Рік тому +20284

    I love Theodore Roosevelt. He literally got shot and critiqued the shooters aim whilst proceeding with his speech. Absolute giga chad.

    • @tylerperry972
      @tylerperry972 Рік тому +2853

      Gets shot, doesn’t die, insults shooter, proceeds to deliver speech for over an hour, doesn’t elaborate, leaves

    • @kasagrim7215
      @kasagrim7215 Рік тому +1014

      @@tylerperry972 literally how it went down. I swear most people of the past wouldn’t realized that what they done were either one of the biggest moves or the worst. Yes there are some that are “unique” due to what happen but my god. We always tend to find those who defy certain issue and come out with a result we can remember

    • @dr.menyac6499
      @dr.menyac6499 Рік тому +261

      a grand man to fight grand wars and only fair to go down just as grand. an amazing leader to send his young boys out to see, fight for the world, seal countrys together, and hold the stage

    • @Dibious
      @Dibious Рік тому +289

      The Trust-Busting Bull Moose isn't gonna go down from a little pea shooter.

    • @yodude43090
      @yodude43090 Рік тому

      I believe you’re thinking of Nixon when a balloon popped and he said “missed me” never even flinched everyone thought it was a real gunshot but Teddy got shot and said “some of you may have heard by now I have been shot but it takes more than a bullet to the chest to stop a bull moose”

  • @DylanCEdh
    @DylanCEdh 11 місяців тому +4157

    For those who don’t know, the line at 1:38 isn’t a joke about how his parents put him up for adoption (they didn’t), but instead they sent him to boarding school for most of his childhood. He saw his parents so little that during a dinner party he made the declaration that he’d spoken to his son more that evening than his father in his entire life.

    • @todochosen
      @todochosen 11 місяців тому +74

      Thanks for explaining it

    • @Trusttheprocessboy
      @Trusttheprocessboy 10 місяців тому +131

      @@todochosen Actually, look up a rap battle meaning. For example "heodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill meaning" and the first result should be of a wikipedia that describes Every bar, LITERALLY EVERYBAR from the very first rap to the most recent one

    • @globalpoliticsman9523
      @globalpoliticsman9523 9 місяців тому +88

      He considered his nanny more of a parental figure than his actual parents even saying once she passed i will never know such a great friend again

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 9 місяців тому

      Lies again? Sleeping In Tokyo

    • @day7163
      @day7163 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@NazriBWhat do you mean?

  • @bizbug2687
    @bizbug2687 9 місяців тому +1813

    This has got to be the best ERB in the channel's history, for several reasons.
    1. There was no clear winner here. Both Churchill and Roosevelt were incredible and delivered some of the hardest lines in the series.
    2. It's the classic "Murica vs Britain" using the most badass leaders from each side's respective histories.
    3. The background music slaps hard.
    4. It's actually epic and is actually about history.

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio 6 місяців тому +56

      I guess it really is an epic rap battle of history

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 5 місяців тому

      Mmmm, its a tie with the Ruskies.

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 5 місяців тому +73

      It was close, but Teddy wins this. He had more burns, and better retorts.

    • @tacticalmanagerbabymommaak5825
      @tacticalmanagerbabymommaak5825 5 місяців тому +33

      Teddy won easily.

    • @daviddow3705
      @daviddow3705 4 місяці тому +20

      Roosevelt won

  • @Right_rikki107
    @Right_rikki107 3 роки тому +4353

    Theodore "wassup bitches" Roosevelt
    VS
    Winston "the rhyme minister" Churchill

    • @slbrah7375
      @slbrah7375 3 роки тому +135

      The rhyme minister idea was genius

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 роки тому +92

      I physically need a part two. Where Winston just tears in Teddy's choice to his successor President Taft. Also both just dis President Woodrow Wilson. Mainly for WW1, than the Chads just become friends out of respect.

    • @user-cu3ky9er7n
      @user-cu3ky9er7n 3 роки тому +5

      Cool 😎

    • @brycewalker3726
      @brycewalker3726 3 роки тому +1

      @@Butter_Warrior99 Diss Wilson for World War 1, why?

    • @cdsgarb1994
      @cdsgarb1994 3 роки тому +10

      whatever shit you throw at me i just return to sender, i battle to the end and i will never surrender!

  • @DrMetroid1
    @DrMetroid1 3 роки тому +10564

    I only just now noticed that "military honor" was referring to the fact that Roosevelt is the only president to actually earn the Medal of Honor

    • @Gguyrules
      @Gguyrules 3 роки тому +363

      An interesting fact.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 3 роки тому +513

      in fairness he didn't get it while alive and his supporters actually lobbied the war department for him to receive it which was unseemly. He got it posthumously long after his death.

    • @ottomorris9350
      @ottomorris9350 3 роки тому +27

      i approve this

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 3 роки тому +580

      @@codyvandal2860 Considering what it takes to get a Medal Of Honor, it's not surprising at all that it was after his death. Very few people will ever receive it without dying first.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 3 роки тому +79

      @@notbob555 Sure, but rarely do they receive it decades after their deaths

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 9 місяців тому +438

    Props to the real Theodore Roosevelt for coming back from the dead and acting in this video

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 3 місяці тому +27

      To be honest it's a thing He would do.

    • @87543
      @87543 Місяць тому

      Он реально тогда хорош​@@granienasniadanie8322

    • @Microstands
      @Microstands Місяць тому +9

      @@granienasniadanie8322 Fr he literally came to my 7th birthday

    • @mortariana
      @mortariana 14 днів тому

      Oh it wasn't an act, it's really him.

  • @themanthemyththelegend6418
    @themanthemyththelegend6418 10 місяців тому +927

    best beat: winston churchill
    best disses: teddy Roosevelt
    overall loser: lives in gallipolli

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 3 місяці тому +25

      Gallipolli taking an L

    • @Stanl3y_
      @Stanl3y_ 3 місяці тому +10

      The solders in gallipolli
      The people mostly were left alone in the fighting

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 2 місяці тому +6

      The whole Ottonan Empire, really. But they had quite the run, close to a millennium, while the west went from dark ages to modernism. Turks empire was just frail and dessicated at that point, as all empires are eventually.

    • @horsearcher6350
      @horsearcher6350 Місяць тому +1

      @@rickwrites2612 Frail and dessicated would be optimistic to say, the empire was in huge debts, both army and logistics were out-dated and almost all the nations, even the muslim ones, were rebelling. The empire was already gone, it was just a shadow of its former glory.

    • @Vitamin22344
      @Vitamin22344 Місяць тому

      Gallipolli 😢

  • @Asteroid_Jam
    @Asteroid_Jam 4 роки тому +6008

    Teddy Roosevelt got shot during a speech once and did not go to a doctor and keep doing the speech and insulted the Assassin for being such a bad Assassin for not killing him. That is were the bullet line came from.

    • @A____G
      @A____G 4 роки тому +665

      He then proceeded to give a 90 minute speech.

    • @BlueDevilVR66
      @BlueDevilVR66 4 роки тому +424

      Truly a bad-ass

    • @galatheumbreon6862
      @galatheumbreon6862 4 роки тому +168

      That Boss stuff right there!!

    • @mythicalowldog7830
      @mythicalowldog7830 4 роки тому +88

      Wow, I'm literally shocked 😱

    • @jessicataylor4071
      @jessicataylor4071 4 роки тому +343

      @@mythicalowldog7830 yup he got shot and finished his 90 minute speech turns out the bullet never penetrated Teddy it hit something in his pocket and barley graised him. He's still a total badass though

  • @hydratedcrepe
    @hydratedcrepe 4 роки тому +8638

    That beat hits harder than the Great Depression.

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 11 місяців тому +1304

    Would everyone agree this was ERB's magnum opus?
    The music, the lyrics, the special effects, the actors... it's all some of the best they've done. Best of all, the unique way they structured the ending meant they avoided the usual problem of one side getting the final say and feeling stronger as a result.

    • @BOBINDUN
      @BOBINDUN 10 місяців тому +50

      I was going to say the exact same thing. It's ERB perfected. Unbeatable

    • @undeadarmy19
      @undeadarmy19 7 місяців тому +14

      It's def one of my favorites.
      However, I def think that Joker vs Pennywise is ERB's magnum opus.
      Everything about that one is perfect.
      The rhymes, the references, the costumes and voices, the effects, EVERYTHING!

    • @magicfibre
      @magicfibre 7 місяців тому +25

      I'd say their magnum opus is the Eastern vs Western philosophers, but this is a close 2nd

    • @TheGamerGoons
      @TheGamerGoons 7 місяців тому

      ​@undeadarmy19 I was gunna say the SAME THING! It's so good. This one, The Joker vs Pennywise, TMNT vs Renaissance Fathers

    • @camlukas9781
      @camlukas9781 6 місяців тому +6

      personally its the russian one for me

  • @chriswelter3859
    @chriswelter3859 9 місяців тому +275

    You can tell Lloyd really loves playing this character specifically. So much energy in his performance.

  • @Nephew987
    @Nephew987 3 роки тому +7490

    Imagine someone walking in and hearing: “Thank God for Pearl Harbor” with no context

    • @warrior3987
      @warrior3987 3 роки тому +393

      Are you not worried about roosevelt saying to give his big stick a suckle with no context? lol

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 роки тому +176

      @@warrior3987 With no context it just sounds like someone being salty

    • @allthegoodonesarealreadytaken
      @allthegoodonesarealreadytaken 3 роки тому +38

      which God would I thank? The Catholic or the Protestant?

    • @Whatsinmypocket
      @Whatsinmypocket 3 роки тому +32

      If I heard that, I'd think of Winston Churchill and his Jewish financiers

    • @bob-ce5bn
      @bob-ce5bn 3 роки тому +30

      Well you've probably offended all the non binary, gender fluid multi choice sexuals who don't have a sex due to been a spoon by not mentioning them in this 😂

  • @rnin689
    @rnin689 3 роки тому +10115

    As an American I can say that Theodore Roosevelt is the most American person I’ve ever seen

    • @boomboi130
      @boomboi130 3 роки тому +856

      Idk he never got morbidly obese and yelled at cashiers for not being allowed to go in without a mask

    • @tobyhanke3274
      @tobyhanke3274 3 роки тому +450

      @@boomboi130 I hate that its true but sadly it is. Disregarding flat out idiots (whoops, that's like half the country), Roosevelt is probably the most American man so far :V

    • @ericgerard1648
      @ericgerard1648 3 роки тому +544

      @@boomboi130 There are Karen's all over the world, there's only one Teddy Roosevelt.

    • @boomboi130
      @boomboi130 3 роки тому +67

      @@ericgerard1648 exactly

    • @tobyhanke3274
      @tobyhanke3274 3 роки тому +180

      @@GabeHolm it's not political, it's a fact? Wearing a mask and getting vaccinated shouldnt be political

  • @amarok5914
    @amarok5914 Рік тому +954

    "You should be ashamed of your military honor, everyone knows you're back at home like thank god for pearl harbor" one of my favorite lines ever

    • @NoName-hg6cc
      @NoName-hg6cc Рік тому +46

      It's funny because it's true!

    • @reymartampus4411
      @reymartampus4411 9 місяців тому +63

      And the next line as well: "Don't worry, the US will give you a pass, just change your poster to 'Keep calm and kiss my cousin's a$$' "

    • @amarok5914
      @amarok5914 9 місяців тому +4

      @@reymartampus4411 lmao yeah

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 9 місяців тому +26

      Accurate 😂😂 Churchill better have been thanking FDR and Georgy Zhukov that his ass wasn’t speaking German

    • @rdifuria
      @rdifuria 8 місяців тому

      ⁠@@sto1238Funny that you say that. Churchill, Stalin and Georgy are all on record pharisaically thanking god for Pearl Harbor and Hitlers idiotic declaration against the US shortly after. Additionally on record, is the majority of the Soviet high command who thought that without the US’s military and industrial support the Nazis would have won.

  • @klausschmidt6833
    @klausschmidt6833 8 місяців тому +133

    Honestly, I think the chemistry of them, and the fact they were both war time leaders from the same era helps bring a level of intensity that is hard to beat. Loved it.

    • @Orphoptics
      @Orphoptics Місяць тому

      Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t president during either of the wars

    • @klausschmidt6833
      @klausschmidt6833 Місяць тому +1

      @Xx_Orphic Goes to show you what I know about American politicians lol. My mistake. Thanks for informing me.

    • @colmhain
      @colmhain Місяць тому +3

      @@klausschmidt6833 His cousin, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, WAS president during WWII. Hence the phrase, "Keep Calm and Kiss my Cousin's Ass!" So, while you weren't exactly right, you weren't exactly wrong, either.

  • @adan9030
    @adan9030 7 років тому +43399

    Can we have a world war 2 style battle?
    Churchil + roosevelt + stalin VS hitler + hirohito + mussolini

    • @Telsion
      @Telsion 7 років тому +1367

      yes please!

    • @sukositb
      @sukositb 7 років тому +2925

      Adan E. Pizarro Rivera Stalin would immediately set himself apart from group, Churchill would try to smooth it out but Roosevelt dont agree with policy. Mussolini would step up and Hitler will bash him down, Hirohito will talk about how both have no honor and Japan fight till the end.

    • @TheXxkloexx
      @TheXxkloexx 7 років тому +396

      this would be epic XD

    • @lil.larsson2388
      @lil.larsson2388 7 років тому +427

      Adan E. Pizarro Rivera That would be great for a season finale!

    • @davidroman4780
      @davidroman4780 7 років тому +133

      actually very good idea

  • @lalajones526
    @lalajones526 7 років тому +3943

    They put up a huge fight. I feel like this deserves a sequel. They aren't done with each other yet.

  • @akhodagu
    @akhodagu 4 місяці тому +55

    This is my new favorite one! So many historical Easter eggs! Not to mention “Just change your slogan to ‘Keep Calm and Kiss My Cousin’s Ass’” just floors me everytime! 😂

  • @someturtle
    @someturtle 10 місяців тому +47

    "you were born asthmatic you are going to choke hard while i wake up everyday and chain smoke cigars" honestly such a good line, one of my favorites

  • @ikebeckman1074
    @ikebeckman1074 2 роки тому +7937

    For anyone who doesn’t know the famous story that Roosevelt rebukes with, he was campaigning for president when a man approached him and shot him once right in the chest. The bullet didn’t puncture his chest muscle thanks to his FIFTY PAGE speech and an eyeglass case in his chest pocket. Roosevelt ignored the advice to go to the hospital and went on to speak for over an hour and a half. His opening comments establish him in my mind as the most badass US prez: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

    • @seandlax9
      @seandlax9 2 роки тому +148

      He never had the bullet removed either, he lived the remainder of his life, I think it was 6-7 years, with a goddamn bullet still lodged in his chest

    • @surtofgods8265
      @surtofgods8265 2 роки тому +83

      Yeah but it was only a .38 police special.

    • @Justowner
      @Justowner 2 роки тому +455

      @@seandlax9 most bullets dont get removed even today, unless the doctor thinks leaving it in is too hazardous. The priority is to plug the hole and stop the bleeding.

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 2 роки тому +339

      That's totally savage. To get shot and brush it off like it was nothing.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 2 роки тому +54

      What a beast

  • @BruceWayne-oc7dn
    @BruceWayne-oc7dn 7 років тому +4198

    Uncle Sam vs Mother Russia

    • @forgloryscrubs7571
      @forgloryscrubs7571 7 років тому +40

      М. Дөлгөөн Mother Russia would win

    • @xsuit6661
      @xsuit6661 7 років тому +80

      ForGlory Scrubs Hell no. Uncle Sam would win, but I got love for Russia 🇷🇺

    • @gracielkelly9645
      @gracielkelly9645 7 років тому +52

      М. Дөлгөөн and a surprise from The Father Land.

    • @electricpants8194
      @electricpants8194 7 років тому +3

      М. Дөлгөөн that would be awesome

    • @echo4428
      @echo4428 7 років тому +4

      М. Дөлгөөн no just America vs soviet union

  • @ioannisfragias7525
    @ioannisfragias7525 Рік тому +51

    "I'll just return to sender! I'll battle to the end and I will NEVER SURRENDER!" That line slaps so hard for me it's like they not done scrapping they gonna be going a while

  • @HylianSwordsman1
    @HylianSwordsman1 5 місяців тому +104

    I've rewatched this ERB more than any other, it's just so good. The beat, the verses, the costumes, the way you characterized each of them, it's crazy good, I'm still revisiting it years later. I'd love to see a sequel.

  • @quangngocdao6696
    @quangngocdao6696 2 роки тому +10986

    I just realized after all this time, that Teddy's opening line "I love competition" is a reference to him breaking up monopoly and encourage competition of the market :)

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 2 роки тому +327

      No shit? Man, i need to brush up on my history.

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 2 роки тому +258

      Wasn't he also known as the Trust Buster or is that another president I have in mind?

    • @NewGuy2534
      @NewGuy2534 2 роки тому +605

      He was also crazy competitive. Seriously, one of his sons broke his collar bone during a football game and Teddy made damn sure he finished the game.

    • @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961
      @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 2 роки тому +133

      @@NewGuy2534 He also made American football more mainstream

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 2 роки тому +344

      He would also challenge random people (including world leaders) to boxing matches if he thought they could best him.
      Eventually an artillery officer punched out his retina, and his advisors basically commanded him to *stop challenging world leaders to fight you!* Which he did.
      Only to then install a wrestling mat in the oval office and master jujitsu.
      Absolute legend. That line about him being competitive is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

  • @ladyreverie7027
    @ladyreverie7027 3 роки тому +12078

    The way that the Winston Churchill rapper actually got the delivery to sound the way Churchill spoke, absolutely brilliant.

    • @civ64685
      @civ64685 3 роки тому +790

      Well the person that played churchill is dan bull, hes a british rapper

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 3 роки тому +619

      Plus half his rhymes are actual quotes from his speeches. They have even quoted the "our finest hour" speech twice...

    • @jezuzdagangzta5313
      @jezuzdagangzta5313 3 роки тому +44

      Totally agree

    • @bobbetterottmann2794
      @bobbetterottmann2794 3 роки тому +18

      Agreed

    • @MMMaple
      @MMMaple 3 роки тому +35

      especially the last line

  • @pikanonymous512
    @pikanonymous512 8 місяців тому +70

    Honestly I still think after all these years that this is quite possibly your best rap battle EVER

  • @jacquesmesrine3244
    @jacquesmesrine3244 Рік тому +35

    The Brits are proud of their Winston, and I'm proud of my Teddy R. I would say this was a formidable tie with great history among these 2 great men🇺🇲🇬🇧

  • @MaximillianGreil
    @MaximillianGreil 7 років тому +3164

    This is easily my favorite ERB because I have no fuckin clue who won.

    • @jacobhiggins8994
      @jacobhiggins8994 7 років тому +57

      Maximillian Greil same, they were perfectly matched

    • @jazztheblast279
      @jazztheblast279 7 років тому +14

      Funkysoul90 no tedy won

    • @pickletineeltaimados5205
      @pickletineeltaimados5205 7 років тому +2

      Maximillian Greil Same here :)

    • @LabrnMystic
      @LabrnMystic 7 років тому +43

      I agree. I'm had to watch it 5 times in a row and then try to keep points. I had to go with which one gave me the most laughs in the end. Teddy just squeaked it out for me. However, I think my favorite line goes to Churchill comma with the asthmatic and choking on cigar line

    • @KingCrabLegs
      @KingCrabLegs 7 років тому +7

      Agreed. This one I was particularly fond of.

  • @kurington.blogspot7876
    @kurington.blogspot7876 4 роки тому +3255

    I love Theodore Roosevelt.
    "Death came to him in the night, because had he been awake, there would've been a fight."

  • @timeracer123
    @timeracer123 9 місяців тому +79

    They both did a great job however have to go with Roosevelt. I've started actually looking up the historical figures in your rap battles and am suprised how much reseach you put into these. I also apprecate the costumes and the effort you put in to make them look as much as they did in exactly like they really were. Who knew learning could be so fun 😊

    • @jameshamlin1618
      @jameshamlin1618 9 місяців тому +3

      thats the whole point of these videos for viewers to look up the people in them research them a bit and learn stuff sometimes about history science or pop culture.kind of like how the original doctor who was meant to teach history science math and other topics to children.

  • @duckyduckington9736
    @duckyduckington9736 9 місяців тому +18

    "You were born asthmatic you're going to choke hard, while I wake up every day and chain smoke cigars" is so fucking good.

  • @luishernandezsoto
    @luishernandezsoto 7 років тому +2075

    Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill REMATCH
    Time for a part 2 people! Plz!!!

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 7 років тому +15

      Luis Hernandez We need a muthafuckin rematch

    • @Johnny-ws1oh
      @Johnny-ws1oh 7 років тому +57

      Luis Hernandez But churchill will be sober and teddy will still be roasted

    • @luishernandezsoto
      @luishernandezsoto 7 років тому

      Annamys 21 Ouch lol

    • @killingzone9486
      @killingzone9486 7 років тому +1

      Luis Hernandez yes do like they did with hitler and darth vader

    • @luishernandezsoto
      @luishernandezsoto 7 років тому +6

      killing zone94 We should get FDR a cameo like Abe Lincoln did

  • @EN_Lee
    @EN_Lee 3 роки тому +4137

    I just realized Theodore Roosevelt used anti-trust laws against monopolies. "I love competition" makes a lot of sense now.
    Edit: Thanks for 4k likes. I come back to watch and it I see my comment up here, thanks.

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 3 роки тому +62

      Lmao i didnt even catch that 😂

    • @OfficialAshArcher
      @OfficialAshArcher 3 роки тому +165

      There are so many clever historical lines in this one

    • @williamchristy9463
      @williamchristy9463 3 роки тому +96

      Not only this, but he was an avid hunter, and wrestler.

    • @Ixions
      @Ixions 3 роки тому +30

      You should google, "The man in the arena" by Theodore Roosevelt

    • @Goliath5100
      @Goliath5100 3 роки тому +84

      He was called a “trust-buster” too, hence the line “I’ll bust a trust fund lush”. Honestly the writing in this one is staggering

  • @Dumbfool125
    @Dumbfool125 Рік тому +188

    If only we could have presidents like teddy again, no matter democratic or republican. We need more presidents like the ones who paved the way for the US

    • @srinivarma1320
      @srinivarma1320 5 місяців тому +14

      Hell maybe they could break the two party system

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@srinivarma1320There is no such thing as a two party system. There are loads of parties in the USA, feel free to vote for one.

    • @Gavin-hl8bg
      @Gavin-hl8bg 4 місяці тому +35

      @@warfarenotwarfair5655It refers to the fact that it’s basically impossible for any other party to win apart from Republican and Democratic.

    • @pro_master2486
      @pro_master2486 4 місяці тому +3

      @@warfarenotwarfair5655 Yea but while there not two party system most people vote for just 2 parties, that is because of the whole spoiler effect, the thing is you know that you want to vote for someone else but because your vote does matter causing you to instead just vote for someone you do not want because you do not want, I know I am yapping but maybe you should still look for more sources

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 4 місяці тому +2

      @@pro_master2486 Well there is definitely not a two party system, people in America vote for individual politicians which primarily form two parties with a wide net. There are outliers in the past and even Bernie Sanders is an independent but most people think he is a Democrat.

  • @zachkostoff2341
    @zachkostoff2341 11 місяців тому +38

    Best flow: roosevelt
    Best dissss: churchill
    Overall losers: germany and japan

  • @brodyman30
    @brodyman30 4 роки тому +7728

    This battle has some of the hardest hitting lines of the whole series.

    • @Drakelx55
      @Drakelx55 4 роки тому +149

      killerdino17 I think that would be Zeus VS Thor if you understand the mythology

    • @brodyman30
      @brodyman30 4 роки тому +151

      @@Drakelx55 oh man I forgot about that one. I feel like that battle is way underrated. People didn't like it because its stop motion but I followed the guy who did it for years before he made it so I'm a big fan of that battle.

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 4 роки тому +34

      *Babe Ruth*

    • @floyd5688
      @floyd5688 4 роки тому +31

      Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 4 роки тому +97

      My favorite line was "Everyone knows you're back at home saying, thank God for Pearl harbor."

  • @MrZAP17
    @MrZAP17 4 роки тому +18111

    The one battle most crying out for a rematch. This isn't over! We need a part two!

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 4 роки тому +316

      Time to ressurect 2 dead legends

    • @EugeneVDebs-bt5pd
      @EugeneVDebs-bt5pd 4 роки тому +507

      This needs a rematch more than Hitler vs. Vader.

    • @rik80280
      @rik80280 4 роки тому +38

      yessss

    • @MDMetal
      @MDMetal 4 роки тому +231

      The sheer EPICNESS of a rematch could destroy all life in the universe. They're too evenly matched.

    • @skywarp727
      @skywarp727 4 роки тому +17

      Agreed

  • @pacozk1
    @pacozk1 9 місяців тому +8

    "I keep my rhymes pure like my food and drugs"
    Literally the line earlier:
    "Rough ridin' down to Cuba like 'what's up bitcheeeeeeees!'"

  • @ercaid66
    @ercaid66 5 місяців тому +87

    "Whatever shit you throw at me, I'll just return to sender. I'll battle to the end, and I will NEVER SURRENDER !"
    This line is pure motivation

    • @AgentSteffi
      @AgentSteffi 3 місяці тому +1

      listened to the song a shit ton through spotifiy so I honestly forgot Winston said it, and thought it was Teddy.
      anyone else think they sound really similar at this part or am I just really bad at recognizing voices?

    • @antenant9294
      @antenant9294 2 місяці тому

      Nope, not you at all. They certainly get much closer aligned towards the end, with Churchill's steadfast delivery deteriorating somewhat into Roosevelt's more openly aggressive one.
      ... a bit like international relations between the two countries as the war progrssed.

    • @non-alive-channel
      @non-alive-channel 13 днів тому

      ⁠@@AgentSteffithey were both saying that line simultaneously

  • @elmostos
    @elmostos 3 роки тому +5397

    Cool fact that churchill's line about "ill be sober but youll still be roasted"
    it comes from an actual quote attributed to Churchill when he was called out as drunk and said "I may be drunk, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly"

    • @redketchum9527
      @redketchum9527 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah I think I heard that on the infographics show

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 2 роки тому +174

      Churchill is the biggest British badass to ever exist.

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 2 роки тому +68

      Most of Churchill's lines come from actual Churchill quotes (in fact some of them come from one of his speeches, this speech: ua-cam.com/video/s_LncVnecLA/v-deo.html ).

    • @richardhobbs7360
      @richardhobbs7360 2 роки тому +33

      @@podemosurss8316 Just shows how he would destroy Teddy in a normal rap battle then if he can slide some decent bars into speeches

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 2 роки тому +26

      @@richardhobbs7360 He was a master when it came to oratory, so yes.

  • @majorsy-0325
    @majorsy-0325 4 роки тому +9368

    We seriously need a axis vs allies rap battle

  • @The-Eye866
    @The-Eye866 6 місяців тому +114

    Winston: “Your parents died and you’re asthmatic, hah.”
    Teddy: “I am going to nuke you.”

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 Рік тому +35

    This still one of the best ERBs of all time. Every verse was a one-two punch, especially Teddy’s “at least they didn’t ditch me” line. Damn.

  • @jangonauta
    @jangonauta 4 роки тому +5159

    This is not a battle, this is... a masterpiece... this has to be the biggest Tie in ERB history, Sometimes i just listen to it like a SONG in the background.

    • @nevinsullivan9339
      @nevinsullivan9339 4 роки тому +139

      Blackbeard vs Capone was one of the only other ones that even compares to the fire thrown in this one

    • @mickymacanori1768
      @mickymacanori1768 4 роки тому +112

      I absolutely agree. I came to the comments specifically with the hope that someone else would say that this is absolutely a tie. I get goosebumps everytime they rap their lines and switch off. Glad that other comments confirm.

    • @uiraideszen3223
      @uiraideszen3223 4 роки тому +10

      Exactly

    • @NiuhiNui
      @NiuhiNui 4 роки тому +58

      Joker vs. Pennywise is going to climb like a rocket on a ladder.

    • @mgtocrateezspeaks3971
      @mgtocrateezspeaks3971 4 роки тому +4

      I thought you were rhyming at first. Those first two lines rhymed.

  • @O5-XIV
    @O5-XIV 5 років тому +5469

    After his Death, it was said about Roosevelt "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight".

    • @Blockheadfun
      @Blockheadfun 5 років тому +428

      By far one of the balliest Presidents America has ever had the old “Bull Moose”. Today’s conniving cowards in office need to learn what a real leader is.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 років тому +179

      Death is a coward.

    • @origo4286
      @origo4286 5 років тому +29

      TraustiGeir
      Well, i have to agree ;)

    • @un-ironicproductions6096
      @un-ironicproductions6096 5 років тому +48

      @@Blockheadfun we have trump. Not as bold but hes getting there.

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard 5 років тому +312

      Trump is a fucking coward who cheated his way out of Vietnam and can't even fire his staff in person. TR lead the Rough Riders in the Spanish-American War, was a cowboy, police commissioner in NYC who walked the beat and busted heads if his officers were slacking, and got shot but continued to give his speech before going to the hospital. Trump is a soft, weak coward who's never worked a day in his live, never done anything he hasn't wanted to do, and cries on Twitter about anything that isn't glowing praise of him. TR was into bodybuilding, wrestling, and pugilism. Trump thinks if you exercise you make yourself die more quickly. The man's an obese clown, and it is pathetic any of you think he's strong or tough just because he cries and complains a lot.

  • @24Jeffster
    @24Jeffster 9 місяців тому +19

    This is the only battle where I legitimately can’t pick a winner. I literally love every line from both of them. The ascetics, instrumental, the beat, the disses… this one is perfect to me, I don’t think it will ever be topped, and I’m completely okay with that.

  • @Jobby2077
    @Jobby2077 11 місяців тому +19

    nearly 7 years and I swear this is still the best ERB. Both sides have excellent comebacks to each other

  • @shionkreth7536
    @shionkreth7536 7 років тому +2044

    How in the hell did he manage the 'WHAT'S UP BITCHES?!!' that loud? Impressive..

    • @armantrto180
      @armantrto180 7 років тому +126

      They're singers and talented.

    • @penepleto1210
      @penepleto1210 7 років тому +255

      Shion Kreth EpicLLOYD used to voice Teddy Roosevelt in the ERB News, and "WHAT'S UP BITCHEEES?" was his iconic catchphrase

    • @jrex8344
      @jrex8344 7 років тому +11

      English is a -10/10.

    • @johnboeger7499
      @johnboeger7499 7 років тому +7

      i knew it was familiar

    • @jacquearias7169
      @jacquearias7169 7 років тому +2

      Shion Kreth sounds like a fucking firework lol

  • @matthewdodd2260
    @matthewdodd2260 7 років тому +1190

    Winston Churchill vs Teddy Roosevelt
    *peels off sticker*
    Uk vs Us
    *peels off sticker*
    Brexit vs Trump

  • @thunderboy9548
    @thunderboy9548 2 місяці тому +7

    Bro the "i will never surrender" part was the best thing in erb history

    • @non-alive-channel
      @non-alive-channel 13 днів тому

      Legend has it they kept going for two days and two nights more before spontaneously becoming best friends

  • @spl1c3
    @spl1c3 7 місяців тому +17

    Still to this day one of the best and most evenly matched ERBs. Both had phenomenal bars and although I’d say Roosevelt had the edge, Churchill put up one hell of a fight.

  • @thebladeofchaos
    @thebladeofchaos 7 років тому +2472

    Roosevelt, Churchill and De Gaulle VS Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito.
    the Western Allies VS the Axis, possibly with Stalin intervening....

    • @xXFartGarfUncleXx
      @xXFartGarfUncleXx 7 років тому +16

      thebladeofchaos Sad thing is the Allies would win since they'd just make Hitler's absolute trash just like the did in Vader vs Hitler.

    • @Raving_Rando
      @Raving_Rando 7 років тому +43

      Russia entered the war before the U.S. did. So Stalin wouldn't be the one to intervene.

    • @thebladeofchaos
      @thebladeofchaos 7 років тому +7

      ah, but America was sending supplies before Russia joined, that's the point I'm playing to.
      I know Russia was Summer 41, America OPERATIONALLY began Spring 42, but the idea was that the Western Allies are still working together before Russia go dragged into the war thanks to Lend Lease.

    • @Raving_Rando
      @Raving_Rando 7 років тому +51

      thebladeofchaos
      Oh goodness I just realized how confusing the rap could be...
      Hitler and Mussolini start, Churchill follows along with De Gaulle, Hirohito joins the Axis, the U.S. joins the Allies, Stalin first talks fine with Hitler only for Hitler to back stab him.
      They then all get interrupted by the dozens of other country leaders whom helped in the war. xD

    • @thebladeofchaos
      @thebladeofchaos 7 років тому

      Funcle: I admittedly haven't seen that episode but....well, given how long these guys have been going, they can't all be winners

  • @dv823
    @dv823 3 роки тому +4481

    I think we all can agree that if Teddy didn’t say, “What’s up bitches?” We would have rioted

  • @thecaliscorpion6915
    @thecaliscorpion6915 6 місяців тому +13

    I always come back for this one, flawless..

  • @dylanfoster7138
    @dylanfoster7138 9 місяців тому +7

    I think my favorite part about Theodore Roosevelt is that he started off as a fancy-dressed weak man but decided to change his image and so he became the version we all love and adore

  • @michaelweninger106
    @michaelweninger106 7 років тому +8973

    This definitely needs a sequel....

    • @alexandra4real360
      @alexandra4real360 7 років тому +65

      OMG YES IT does!!

    • @marcinsport1
      @marcinsport1 7 років тому +4

      yep

    • @fittzie
      @fittzie 7 років тому +7

      Michael Weninger Hell yes

    • @-aaa-aaa
      @-aaa-aaa 7 років тому +31

      PLEASE ERB I BEG OF YOU

    • @michaelweninger106
      @michaelweninger106 7 років тому +72

      Personally I just think Dan Bull didn't get to show case his real talent for speed in this one. If there was a sequel, I'd be afraid for Teddy once he started going faster, but either way, this was truly one of my favorites.

  • @joeneauxvieve6203
    @joeneauxvieve6203 7 років тому +1431

    "I'll battle till the end and I'll never surrender"? You know they're already planning a rematch.

    • @joer.g8568
      @joer.g8568 7 років тому +122

      Star Wars Fan Girl or they're just quoting what Churchill once said...

    • @actanonverba3041
      @actanonverba3041 7 років тому +35

      Minecast Joe But it's still definitely worth a rematch

    • @davcharley5001
      @davcharley5001 7 років тому

      I can totally see that dude :) :)

    • @joer.g8568
      @joer.g8568 7 років тому +6

      XenoVolt it is worth a rematch. but they don't seem like characters who'd keep returning. unlike Adolf and Vader

    • @davcharley5001
      @davcharley5001 7 років тому +1

      +Minecast Joe True

  • @AnnaColon3
    @AnnaColon3 9 місяців тому +9

    0:44 when churchill was in power the UK was the biggest country to ever exist in recorded history

    • @Yomesto
      @Yomesto 9 місяців тому

      theo's talking about the main british mainland. also, dominions exist they weren't all directly under london

    • @invincible4u
      @invincible4u 4 дні тому

      @@Yomesto yh

  • @richardsousa2625
    @richardsousa2625 Місяць тому +4

    Sometimes when I’m feeling down I come back to watch this. Teddy wouldn’t let a cry baby ride with him. Saddle up boys.

  • @ItsBearOfficial
    @ItsBearOfficial 7 років тому +1411

    Finally an actual rap battle of HISTORY

    • @ItsBearOfficial
      @ItsBearOfficial 7 років тому +2

      agreed

    • @ericvane8987
      @ericvane8987 7 років тому +1

      ItsBear martin Luther king vs ghandi?

    • @ItsBearOfficial
      @ItsBearOfficial 7 років тому

      That was a while ago

    • @limbolul
      @limbolul 7 років тому +9

      Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible?

    • @limbolul
      @limbolul 7 років тому +2

      Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky?

  • @amment.
    @amment. 4 роки тому +3274

    This is actually one of my most liked ERB‘s of all time. The battle lines, the aggressive way of rapping, the most american president and the best rhyme minister of all time.

    • @adamdyota4285
      @adamdyota4285 4 роки тому +40

      *rhyme minister

    • @amment.
      @amment. 4 роки тому +10

      Pardon.

    • @korzbro35
      @korzbro35 4 роки тому +16

      Hell yeah! Rhyme minister is fire :)

    • @masterchief7301
      @masterchief7301 4 роки тому +45

      That ending when they start up the marching drums is fucking lit.

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta 4 роки тому +1

      Is your comment even english at this point? I feel like the concept of grammar went lost somewhere. But yeah, I agree

  • @MrThehoyce
    @MrThehoyce Місяць тому +5

    No ERB has better felt like a clash of two titans than this one.

  • @jakebissell7930
    @jakebissell7930 8 місяців тому +9

    Man this has got to be my favorite ERB ever.

  • @AvRand6
    @AvRand6 7 років тому +2578

    Axis vs Allies (FDR, Stalin, Churchill vs Hitler, Mussolini, Hirihoto)

    • @kaiserishere7241
      @kaiserishere7241 7 років тому +62

      that is the BEST idea

    • @celestial7813
      @celestial7813 7 років тому +26

      They already ran out of material for Churchill, Stalin, Hitler and part of FDR.

    • @Simoky99
      @Simoky99 7 років тому +22

      well, they made AL and trump twice...

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 7 років тому +33

      They never even used FDR in a battle, so how would they run out of material for him?

    • @adeenine
      @adeenine 7 років тому +8

      Stalin joined the Allies after German betrayal. Of course, he still maintained his own sphere of influence and kept Russia away from the West for the most part, but he was considered part of the Allies for the last stretch of the war. Russia was the first to reach Berlin, after all. That's why Eastern Europe was Comintern ground after the war, but Western Germany was still ceded to the UK and the USA. They discussed that in the Yalta conference (with the famous picture depicting Stalin, FDR and Churchill sitting together as Allies.)

  • @MattNoel
    @MattNoel 7 років тому +2615

    Am I the only one angry that the battle ended because it was so good?

    • @sayconful
      @sayconful 7 років тому +1

      Matt Noel nope haha

    • @sverdmester
      @sverdmester 7 років тому +22

      What an ending though

    • @Meadale1
      @Meadale1 7 років тому +1

      So good

    • @MattNoel
      @MattNoel 7 років тому +17

      I don't know about you, but I think this was the best one this season

    • @ingridseim3548
      @ingridseim3548 7 років тому +3

      Matt Noel definitely the best out of the season

  • @Jiren_The_Grey
    @Jiren_The_Grey 9 місяців тому +5

    I've got to say the final parts background is underappreciated it shows the people they fought against in flashes of thunder with rough riders for Theadore and Paratroopers for Chirchill,nice details.

  • @smeezesmeedleton5107
    @smeezesmeedleton5107 8 місяців тому +8

    I’ve watched this every day for the past 6 days and I have t gotten sick of it. It is truly a masterpiece! The beats and music and rhymes were all so goooood.

  • @prickwilde2044
    @prickwilde2044 7 років тому +4918

    WHAT'S UP *BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 4 роки тому +4485

    Winston: "You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet!"
    Wardrobe Department: "Goddamn it, I'm trying my best!"

    • @traffy269
      @traffy269 4 роки тому +47

      Lmao, this comment made my day 🤣🤣🤣

    • @disappointted
      @disappointted 4 роки тому +26

      Yea chur needs to chill

    • @eroupopper
      @eroupopper 4 роки тому +11

      I bet they left the chat the moment that line dropped!

    • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
      @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 4 роки тому +2

      @@disappointted eyyyyy

    • @Buntod
      @Buntod 4 роки тому +2

      It’s not epicloydd though

  • @billg3356
    @billg3356 Місяць тому +2

    "TR will give WC the full deuce!" is a great line. Comparing Churchill to a water closet while throwing up the double English middle finger is next level.

  • @1217BC
    @1217BC 10 місяців тому +7

    I forgot how amazing this one was! I really can't pick a winner, they were both absolutely beautiful!

  • @alexis8500
    @alexis8500 2 роки тому +5204

    Fun fact: Theodore Roosevelt actually HATED being called “Teddy.” Every time someone referred to him as Teddy, he would quickly correct them.
    My history teacher told me it was because it was a nickname his wife used to call him before she died but I couldn’t find an actual source for it

    • @vivegriffe5536
      @vivegriffe5536 Рік тому +218

      "Teddy" is a pretty common nickname for all Teds and Theodores, he was probably called Teddy since his childhood :p

    • @atlas3556
      @atlas3556 Рік тому +579

      @@vivegriffe5536 incorrect sort of. The name "teddy bear" came into existence when Theodore Roosevelt refused to shoot a mother grizzly. They started calling him "Teddy bear". And the name stuck. Roosevelt hated the name in that context.

    • @chairmaniac1722
      @chairmaniac1722 Рік тому +138

      @Jared Jams Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's where Teddy Bears came from

    • @darkknight2481
      @darkknight2481 Рік тому +70

      @@chairmaniac1722 Yeah that’s where Teddy Bears originated from

    • @pennyalston5023
      @pennyalston5023 Рік тому +104

      Actually it was a baby bear, but you are right. The toy bears were named after the president after the word got around about what president Roosevelt did

  • @teddyroosevelt2838
    @teddyroosevelt2838 3 роки тому +3747

    I don’t remember making this....

    • @the_zygote_three5193
      @the_zygote_three5193 3 роки тому +126

      Hello mr bull moose

    • @emerald9327
      @emerald9327 3 роки тому +190

      You were drunk i was there it happened

    • @lazer2414
      @lazer2414 3 роки тому +35

      oh hi teddy

    • @UKMonkey
      @UKMonkey 3 роки тому +7

      Guess you got beat so hard you had to wipe it from your memory then!

    • @teddyroosevelt2838
      @teddyroosevelt2838 3 роки тому +109

      @@UKMonkey oh no I won this 100%

  • @matthicksxx
    @matthicksxx 11 місяців тому +5

    Lloyd and DanBull did great jobs of capturing the mannerisms/ways of speaking of these two historical titans. Great job, ERB!

  • @deanwickham3585
    @deanwickham3585 3 місяці тому +5

    There needs to be a part two to decide the winner. This is hands down the best ERB, period. I watch it multiple times a week.

  • @tylereli7593
    @tylereli7593 4 роки тому +2406

    “My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didn’t ditch me while they were alive like yours did!”
    i-

  • @BatootGamer
    @BatootGamer 7 років тому +2949

    Mr Bean VS Charlie Chaplin

    • @elinbotten940
      @elinbotten940 7 років тому +59

      Batoot Gamer and it would all be mute :o :D

    • @BatootGamer
      @BatootGamer 7 років тому +46

      Elin Botten
      that's the point xD

    • @nintendoentersoft
      @nintendoentersoft 7 років тому +23

      Why not throw Harpo Marx into the mix?

    • @subjectdelta4758
      @subjectdelta4758 7 років тому +3

      Batoot Gamer | why not add Jason Voorhees in there 😂😂

    • @BeingTiffBenson
      @BeingTiffBenson 7 років тому +3

      I'd watch that

  • @weatherseed8994
    @weatherseed8994 Рік тому +3

    The moment EpicLLOYD came in shouting "Bully! A challenge! I love competition!" I knew this would be one for the ages.

  • @theshiningfelidae
    @theshiningfelidae 8 місяців тому +10

    Not gonna lie, Winston didn’t seem to take Theodore too seriously, and didn’t give him a reaction, really. But Theodore also had some amazing lines, so I really can’t decide who won here!! Great job ERB!!!

  • @fredererpower
    @fredererpower 4 роки тому +3665

    There is no winner as at the end they both showed signs of still going: Roosevelt got shot and kept going and Churchill said he will never surrender. This NEEDS a Part 2!

  • @madarauchiha-bo3pd
    @madarauchiha-bo3pd 7 років тому +1533

    Okay, let's be real. This was the best beat/soundtrack in erb history.

    • @zachzent8287
      @zachzent8287 7 років тому +19

      Copy & Paste Watch Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter. That beat was better and it also had Dan Bull

    • @zabdicastillo511
      @zabdicastillo511 7 років тому +2

      Copy & Paste This was also one of my favorites along with justin bieber vs beethoven (for elise remix, yes please)

    • @HectorGarcia-gh6ng
      @HectorGarcia-gh6ng 7 років тому +4

      the fuck are you on?

    • @gavinmahoney5402
      @gavinmahoney5402 7 років тому +5

      Best beat goes to Frederick Douglass v Thomas Jefferson (However bad that battle may have been) or Hannibal v Jack the Ripper

    • @rossmurdoch8786
      @rossmurdoch8786 7 років тому +1

      Copy & Paste this or Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter I think it's because of the bass and punch of the beat

  • @timothyhenegar7484
    @timothyhenegar7484 8 місяців тому +6

    There needs to be a round 2 of Teddy vs Winston. It was left at such a black and white cliff hanger they were both face to face to go at each other! 🤟🧐🤘

  • @Blaze4364
    @Blaze4364 2 місяці тому +1

    Even 7 years later this is still one of my all time favourite songs, and videos. Iconic, with amazing bars and incomparable disses.
    Thank you ERB for years of amazing work and content.

  • @arguablyaustralian
    @arguablyaustralian 3 роки тому +8039

    I would like to propose: The Iron Lady v.s The Iron Chancellor (A.K.A Thatcher and Bismarck).

  • @sirensis
    @sirensis 3 роки тому +4213

    if there's one ERB that needs a sequel, it's this. this is TOO close

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 3 роки тому +328

      I don’t want either to win I want them to be a tie forever

    • @josechavez9041
      @josechavez9041 3 роки тому +75

      @@vladimirlenin876 biggest facts

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 3 роки тому +7

      @Murica Meh oh I think you accidentally added the only time a. To your statement

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 3 роки тому +5

      @Murica Meh Like vodka

    • @Shu577
      @Shu577 3 роки тому +4

      @@josechavez9041 indeed

  • @Luukster123
    @Luukster123 4 місяці тому +5

    "Look at Roosevelt, the dude's about, to lose the bout, to Churchill. If a bullet to the chest won't stop you, my words will."
    THIS SHIT GOES HARD

  • @carlthecaveman
    @carlthecaveman 3 місяці тому +4

    Back here years later, this is still my favorite. Epic Lloyd crushed it as Teddy R.

  • @thestorygiver6217
    @thestorygiver6217 3 роки тому +3680

    1. The beat slaps
    2. Love the guy who shoots Roosevelt at the end and sees him unaffected and is just like "understandable, have a nice day" and heads out.

    • @DraconaiAuracto
      @DraconaiAuracto 2 роки тому +111

      Tha's what happens when you shoot at a the center mass of a guy carrying a steel eyeglass case and a 90-minute speech in at least three layers of high-quality clothing. John Schrank did the smart thing and said #ScrewThisImOutOfHere

    • @jonaboktr5269
      @jonaboktr5269 2 роки тому +46

      @@DraconaiAuracto true
      Nothing weakens the bull moose

    • @thatonepokemonfan3767
      @thatonepokemonfan3767 2 роки тому +26

      @@jonaboktr5269 the bull moose is unstoppable

    • @urmumhuge5556
      @urmumhuge5556 2 роки тому +12

      @@thatonepokemonfan3767 the bull moose can’t be stopped.

    • @thatonepokemonfan3767
      @thatonepokemonfan3767 2 роки тому +1

      @@urmumhuge5556 ye

  • @jamesshaw3500
    @jamesshaw3500 3 роки тому +1558

    2 people who death feared.
    Winston Churchill last words were, "I am bored of it all."
    Death had to come get Teddy Roosevelt while he slept, otherwise there would have been a fistfight for the ages.

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 3 роки тому +80

      @@abeljames3660 you know a leader is fucked when they can't paint.

    • @samwilkinson2534
      @samwilkinson2534 3 роки тому +36

      @@abeljames3660 he didnt have a bad post war, he was a hero to all, became pm again in 52, stayed as a mp and won a nobel prize for literature (surprisingly not peace l

    • @0x73V14
      @0x73V14 3 роки тому +1

      @@tale7955 😂🤣

    • @devakirajamurthi6147
      @devakirajamurthi6147 3 роки тому +2

      @@abeljames3660 he didn't even get re elected:(

    • @g_raffthearchlich
      @g_raffthearchlich 3 роки тому +10

      A bullet cant stop the bull moose

  • @guilhermehomsy674
    @guilhermehomsy674 Місяць тому +3

    I suggest TR saying: ""Death came to me in the night, because had I been awake, there would've been a fight." as a literal prhrase on TR versus WC Part 2!

  • @CSD87
    @CSD87 11 місяців тому

    Watching this 6 years later and this one is still in my top 5 ERBs 🤩🤩
    So good

  • @Crampanula
    @Crampanula 7 років тому +2442

    I destroyed that replay button

    • @walterbenavides9529
      @walterbenavides9529 7 років тому +3

      Nadine Mary ikr

    • @LoserBroProductions
      @LoserBroProductions 7 років тому +4

      Nadine Mary Fuck me

    • @37kemper
      @37kemper 7 років тому +2

      Nadine Mary I needed a new keyboard

    • @37kemper
      @37kemper 7 років тому +1

      Sandor Clegane Bully! A challenge, I love compition! Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Clegane?

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 7 років тому +1

      +Nadine Mary in the video URL, replace 'youtube' to 'listenonrepeat', you won't need to click replay, it loops it for you!!

  • @ayrtonbarmecide4912
    @ayrtonbarmecide4912 4 роки тому +2638

    Teddy's line "I love competition!", is a reference to his stringent anti-monopoly laws

    • @smartobsession7720
      @smartobsession7720 4 роки тому +49

      Ayrton Barmecide
      *really?! That was the hardest line to put into context. Who would’ve known?!*

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 роки тому +108

      @@smartobsession7720 are you being a prick right now?

    • @smartobsession7720
      @smartobsession7720 4 роки тому +20

      Farkas The Companion
      Yup.

    • @doctorowl2812
      @doctorowl2812 4 роки тому +71

      @@smartobsession7720 well stop

    • @thepodcaster2608
      @thepodcaster2608 4 роки тому +20

      Or the fact that he would box while in the White House once boxing a general and having one of his blood vessels in his eye damaged

  • @FatherTime89
    @FatherTime89 2 місяці тому +3

    I think I'd like to see a sequel to this more than any other ERB.

  • @notribadsvault
    @notribadsvault Місяць тому +2

    This still goes unreasonably hard.