Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. Epic Rap Battles of History
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Spielberg: im better than you Alfred
Hitchcock: im better than you Steven
Tarantino: im better than you both
Kubrick: im better than all of you
Bay: MOTHERFUCKING MONEY
Don't forget how they all riffed on Bay's movies.
Hitchcock was smooooth
Scorsee, Welles, Lee, Coppola, And Nolan: 😐
MOTHERFUCKING MONEY
He helps make Wahlberg make some motherf***ing money!
The Kubrick actor looks so fucking dead inside when he says "Do another take and get it right 127 times" it's so perfect
He was known for making so many damn takes and truthfully I don’t know how he had it in the budget to waste so much film. I was a film major in college and let me tell you that 35 mm print is not cheap
@@gmar7836 only film he had fewest troubles in was probably fmj
@@gmar7836 because his films made more money than he used
Looked ike Pavarotti too lol
🤯
I just realized that Michael Bay rhymes money with money like five times in a row, and then ends the rhyme scheme by saying "I don't give a fuck". Brilliant.
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That's some lowkey Transformers reference there.
Motherfucking money
not to shit on your comment but rapping doesn’t have to just rhyme the end syllable. he does some internal rhyming to make it sound good like “set up shop, got a few drops, rose to the rock, now i got the socks” “got milk, socks made of silk”. internal rhyming is important to recognize otherwise you get idiots criticizing Lil Wayne for ending every line with the N word when in reality he’s still doing a fuck ton of rhyming.
KiiD LoCs nigga I don’t give a fuck
Cool that they resurrected Stanley Kubrick for his verse. Truly an homage to his perfectionist directing
Truly. I guess with a high budget you can do anything.
If only we had a Kubrick today.
Another tour de force
@@chubbbubb6870 nolan
Same with Hitchcock
I love how Michael Bay was the only director not to insult any of the others, he just spent all of his time telling us how great he is.
Well he was the director to speak the truth, the game is just about the money
I wonder if he ever saw this video.
@@elroma7712 probably too busy writing on some sequel
I mean he said no one was his equal while he flipped everyone off
I guess y'all have a different definition to the word "insult"
@@unformedeight and spent the entirety of his rap calling them either Hypocrites or losers
What's great is that every director took a shot at Michael Bay and then Michael Bay came into the battle and just hyped himself up to the extreme
I mean its all about fucking money
MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!!!
@@jangold3981 it's a piece of paper, not sure I can work with that
@@danteisbuildinglvl give me all your money. I'll give you something you can work with. Give all of your money to me
so funny
Can we just appreciate that Alfred Hitchcock did not move a single muscle when Michael Bay dropped. Every other director did. Congrats Alfred Hitchcock
its because hes the master of horror... he aint scared of shit. XD
Ah, yeah. I commented the same but didn't saw you comment which clearly has been seen more times, so I'm just gonna delete my comment.
@DetectiveChicken - Hitch fills his jowls with 3 steaks and a soufflé, and was too fat for the British Army. He couldn’t have budged even if he wanted to.
That part was at 2:37, if anyone was wondering.
what a weird thing to notice
Nine fucking years later and i noticed all of the directors have a bar about how bad Michael Bay is and thats why he said “Ive heard enough crap from all of you”
Damn. This was nine years ago. I listen to this all the time
Same
Wait what do Hitchcock and Kubrick say about him?
@@pk_sapphire Megan Fox's acting in transformers is a direct insult to Michael Bay as a director and Kubrick roasted the potential of Live action TMNT made by Michael Bay
Wow, I got it got it the first time I saw this 8yrs ago
Fun Fact: this video took ERB the longest to make. First they had to obtain a sample of Kubrick's DNA then wait for the clone to grow and develop.
murdocgorillaz222 seriously
@@aroobism yes I'm the Kubrick clone and can confirm
Anubs SERIOUSLY
I believe it!!!
I laughed harder than I should have at this
The fact that Michael Bay rhymes "money" with "money" is very fitting for his style of movie direction.
LOL, yeah.... Mix some explosions, robotic unrealistic fighting scenes, a pinch of forgettable blockbuster writing and a sprinkle of Mark Wahlberg drinking beer in the middle of a climatic action sequence.... and you have a Michael Bay movie.
@@donotenter4035 Also bad camera movement, seriously watching it makes me nauseous
Oh, shit that tru. 5 years listening and singing alone to this song and I didn't notice.
Love him or hate him, you need to admit that he makes a killing.
You’re a genius
Steven Spielberg: the role model
Alfred Hitchcock: the classic
Quentin Tarantino: the verbal Genius
Stanley Kubrick: the perfectionist
Michael Bay: BOOM
Wish we could see a movie directed by all of them together
if only 2/5 werent dead.
Ummm 3/5 are alive
Lavaris no George Lucas.... hmm
Random Person 🤦♂️
2:18 I like how all the directors are bored by what Kubrick says, except Alfred Hitchcock
OMG aradirOff
Lol
lol Fr
ARADIR QUE PITOS HACES ACA
que xotas derki que haces aca
Michael Bay's verse was the equivalent of playing chess with a pigeon. Doesn't matter what the rules are, they just knock over all the pieces, and strut about like they won. It was fantastic
Fax
nah he won
773, Five comments
Yeah, even did the "bent backwards with the jacket halfway off" shit.
928 likes, 7 comments
“Half your billions should go to John Williams”
That one hits hard cause it’s true.
@ Gandalf , Yes
Hit so hard even George Lucas felt it
It is true.
1000th like
@Vegeta I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup
Michael Bay: rapping about how much money he makes
Michael Bay net worth: 430 million
Steven Spielberg net worth: 3.6 billion
Wait I just realized this, why isnt this mentioned in the rap?
savage cabbage it is Spielberg said “now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine who can block bust all over your crop duster science”
savage cabbage scene
@@bentennyson2615 I meant specifically the fact that he's much, much more successful than Bay when it comes to money. Bay's numbers aren't mentioned, and neither Spielberg nor Bay mention the fact that Bay's main line ("I've got motherfucking money)" is useless as Spielberg has far more
I think it’s more in regards to his movies making tons of money at the box office. Spielberg has his own production studio, games, toy lines for movies, etc. He has his fingers in many pies.
Basically in Micheal Bays eyes, reviews and rewards don’t mean shit, box office dollars do lol.
tarantino's foot fetish not being brought up is criminal
I was waiting for it, disappointing
I always thought that the “stubbed my toe in one” alluded to that (in addition to its other meaning)
what’s wrong with it
@@someweirdstuff1256 J R R Tolkien was one of the
They DID zoom in on Kubrick's feet on the pedals...
Was that a REALLY subtle nob to Tarantino's foot fetish?
Hitchcock’s part was so good, you need to wear headphones to hear the background music but once you do it makes a massive difference
Yes. It’s my favorite
THEY’RE STILL HEARTING COMMENTS
It ain’t as good as motherfucking money
@@iironhide6209 I'm sorry but theres no defense against Hickcock once he presents.
@@lifemattersnot true, his skill's enormous...
christopher nolan crying in a corner cus he wasnt invited
Martin Scorsese probably watching this with him both laughing their asses off
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 maybe he directed the rap 'o'
Christopher Columbus is dead?
@@Kolchak_Enjoyer what
@@Kolchak_Enjoyer Christopher Nolan, the director of inception, interstellar, the dark Knight trilogy, and most recently TeneT
Michael Bay's verse is complete nonsense, yet the energy and special effects behind it makes it entertaining. Perfection.
The best shit he made was with Bruckheimer
Sounds like Bay alright... yeah, Me Grimlock hate him
Honestly just like his movies
the last 2 live action tf movies didnt even need to exist but hey, money
@@deddasna But hey, new movie has Unicron... for real.
The flow in the last four lines of tarantinos verse is absolutely incredible.
Thank Kubrick for the tricycle beats.
It’s my favourite part ever.
The beat just makes it so much more delicious.
The moon landing was filmed by Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick, ever the perfectionist, had it filmed on location.
I have never laughed to a comment as much as I just did.
too funny
Laughing My Ass Off🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fact. 😂😂😂😂
im an idiot.
i dont get the joke thats why
Can we just take a second to appreciate that the backing tracks are variations on each of the directors signature soundtrack styles yet they're blended together so seamlessly.
especially with Kubrick and Tarantino IMO
@Jaime Ivan Claros Cardozo Michael Bay's part gives me Lonely Island vibes
Spielberg: adventure music
Hitchcock: horror music
Tarantino: dramatic sound effects
Kubrick: space music
Bay: ?
@@athan13590 M*!#$$^%$* MONEY!
I didnt even recognize that! Thanks
Kubrick is the only one who took a while to get into the part where he actually raps, referencing how slowly-paced his movies are.
Ahaha im so glad another Kubrick nerd appreciated that
and like at 2:18 when tarantino looks at a “watch”
@@photonbee1932 Notice how Hitchcock has a slight nod when Kubrick is explaining his commitment to his creative vision, whilst the other directors seemingly wait impatiently. Hitchcock wanted every shot to be detailed and well executed, so he seems like he is impressed more than anything.
His slow buildup is my favorite part of this video. It looms over you, wanting you to properly prepare yourself for his presence.
@@thomasmoroiuI thought that was him nodding off to sleep
Can we appreciate like all the small things in this battle? Like when Quentin is insulting Steven and he’s just like “yeah that’s fair”
If they all got into a knife fight, would that be the Director's Cut?
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This comment is underrated gold 😆
idk what to say
Duck my life this ducking comment made me die of laughter
Nooooooo
Hehe
In the part where Kubrick is explaining his vision of "every frame a painting..." Hitchcock is nodding in agreement, Tarantino is checking his watch lol
Tarantino is like "yeah yeah, keep sucking yourself off, I'll just count down to when this ends".
To bad Michael bay wasn't there yet because he'd be dissing kubrick even harder than tarantino
Ok, that's a cool detail that I missed
@@gamerjoey722 when Steven Spielberg mentions Michael bay in be beginning, he's got Michael bay's in his hands
@@FractalNinja Actually, he was holding two versions of himself
I hope Tarantino has seen this. Knowing his sense of humor and how much of a cinephile he is, I think he would like it. And not only the part about himself.
I will never not absolutely die at the background “FUCK!” and “DICK” at the Tarantino part of the rap. Amazingly done
That is why I hate the 1 movie line to Hitchcock
@@fieryredpodcast it's a rap **battle** so he's obviously going to joke about how psycho is synonymous with Hitchcock, whereas Tarantino you can't really pin a particular movie as his "best", they are all uniquely Tarantino. So the lines make sense, however yeah he is a massive cinephile who probably has seen all of Hitchcocks stuff several times. I think he would appreciate the stylistic interpretation of "Tarantino" as a character though, none of them are supposed to represent the real person.
Fuck tarantino man. You liked it and that's what counts
What do Thalies Victor and Tarantino have in common? Nothing, Thalies Victoe is useless
I love this one simply because the verses are exactly what the directors do. I also love how they all took a crack at Michael Bay, and then he pops in and proves them right, that he is indeed all self-aggrandizing nonsense and explosions.
His movies are always entertaining
I just realized the reason Kubrick is on the moon is because conspiracy theorists say he was the director who was hired to fake the moon landing.
He also directed Space Odyssey
Brooooo. I didn't know he was connected to that theory. Wow, what a deep cut!
It is also said that if you were ask Kubrick to direct a fake moon landing, he would insist that it be filmed on location.
I always thought it was cuz he thinks he's above everyone else so they literally put him above the whole planet
You know how that conspiracy theory is not true? Because Kubrick is such stubborn flighty guy to work with he would have demanded the budget to actually launch into space and land on the moon to film it for authenticity.
Moral of this ERB: mentioning Michael Bay's work 3 times summons him.
Meticulous Trances it's because he's a demon.
Ben Wroblewski Seems accurate.
4 times
MacMurrough the Meticulous Four times actually
MacMurrough the Meticulous Beetlejuce
Best Puns: Spielberg
Best Flow: Hitchcock
Best Insults: Tarantino
Best Intro: Kubrick
Best Fuck-You Attitude: Michael Bay
Overall Winner: the viewer
Peter Rogers lol
Peter Rogers so you gave them all a fake award like the participation trophies at the end of an elementary school baseball season
I fell like Tarantino is the most spot on impression. I also feel like he'd be the least likely to find this rap funny.
Peter Rogers Tarantino best flow, best insults Hitchcock
This is hands down easily the best ERB of all time, the fact that they all diss Bay and then he's the director to top it off is so perfectly done
You could see the suffering in Kubrick's face when he said "127 times"
Right. I think he had OCD
He did irreversible mental damage to Shelley Duvall
@@drumbottle Oh yeah I read about that. The only thing I can remember was that he made the staff ignore her on set, though I imagine he did worse.
@@anywaythewindblows8912 Not OCD, it was just his perfectionism.
@@zakramsey3508 ah ok
Spielberg: You suck, Alfred.
Hitchcock: No, you suck, Steven.
Tarantino: You both suck.
Kubrick: I'm awesome.
Bay: Lol fuck off, I'm rich.
Hugh Jazz yeah pretty much
Hugh Jazz actually, Spielberg is richer then of them combined.
Hugh Jazz kind of funny how spielberg is still so mutch richer than him
Right? That's so true.
Literally xD
I just love the idea of Kubrick actually caring about the Ninja Turtles.
Donatello: open the bay doors, splinter
splinter: Im sorry Donatello, Im afraid I cant do that
He cares about Megan fox
The turtles love themselves a bit of the old ultra violence
Luckily, the second film wasn’t a waste of potential.
Fifth reply and 910th like!
Reviewing/Picking a Winner for Every ERB Part 51: Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock (Director’s Battle Royale)
Who I am rooting for: Hitchcock: Paved the way for many great directors, including Spielberg, both are lit though
Let’s go!
*Steven Spielberg Verse 1*
Picture a child satnding next to a projector
Learning from your films to become a much better director
Now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine
Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene (+4.5)
Try to Duel with me Alfred (+4)
You must be Psycho (+5)
I’ll being back Jaws and take a bite of your lifeboat (+6)
I’m always so on top of my game (+3.5)
I get the Vertigo (+3)
My jets in the Terminal waiting for me to Murder! Ya (+6)
I rock the Academy and the DGA (+2)
You rock as many Oscars as that Schlepp Michael Bay (+7.5)
Next time you’re filling up those jawls with three steaks and a souffle (+3.5)
Check the trades
See me Amblin to my next big play (+5)
I produce cartoons and make games for all ages
You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces (+6)
Maybe next time I visit you’ll be a bit more gracious (+1.5)
Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness (+3.5)
*Alfred Hitchcock Verse 1*
That was a close encounter of the “turd” kind (+3.5)
But there won’t be a pretty ending this time (+3.5)
Half your billions should go to John Williams (+7)
Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance
I’m the master….of suspense (+4)
So intense, no defense against Hitchcock once he presents (+2.5)
My skill is enormous
Orchestrate brilliant performance (+1)
You’re more horrible than Megan Fox’s acting in Transformers (+7.5)
C’mon, fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up (+3.5)
I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup (+5.5)
I’m the best mamma-jamma ever stoo behind the camera (+1.5)
Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana (+7)
*Quentin Tarantino Verse 1*
CUT, gimme a Tylenol
Stop rhymin’ yall (+3)
Alfred you got no style dawg
I’m the King of Doalogue (+2.5)
There’s only one movie I know you from
And I’ve seen more blood in the shower when I stubbed my toe in one (+8.5)
You tried to fight in World War I but couldn’t do that
The British army wouldn’t let you join cause you were too fat (+7.5)
Look it up, it’s a true fact
Wikipedia that
Now allow me to attack Steven the Hack (+1.5)
Due to War of the Worlds, a failures what I label you
It looked like some sellout bulls*it Michael Bay would do (+9)
Ask anyone What’s your favorite Sam Jackson part?
No one’s gonna say “What’s his name from Jurrastic Park (+7)
Scripts that I write aint the…cleanest
But when I grip mics Im the….meanest (+2.5)
Quentin Tarantino is a….genius (+1)
A bad mother f*cker from the wallet to the penis (+8)
*Stanley Kubrik AKA Most Abusive Director of All Time Verse 1*
Genius is a powerful word
But there’s no reason to use it
‘Less you’re talking about the Kubrik
Then there’s really nothing to it (+1)
Everything I do is visionary (+1)
Every single frame a painting
Made exactly how I want to make it
Do another take and get it right
127 times (exactly what I mean by abusive)
I’ll make you learn to love me I’m the bomb (+6)
Drop ultraviolent rhymes like Clockwork (+4)
Make you all hurt
Beat Spielberg the Color Purple (+4)
AI is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles (+7.5)
*Michael Bay Verse 1*
That’s enough, I’ve heard enough crap from all of you (+3)
Why don’t I come down there and show you what a real star can do? (+1)
I swoop low with the telephoto (+4)
No Bruckheimer I work solo (+3)
If there’s one thing I learned b*tch
This game is about
MOTHER F*CKING MONEY
I make that y’all
MOTHER F*CKING MONEY
Even more Mark Wahlberg make some (+1.5)
MOTHER F*CKING MONEY
I set up shop and got a few drop of that Got Milk money (+2.5)
Rose to the Rock (+4)
Now I got that sock made of silk money (+3)
I aint got that guilt money (+1.5)
I don’t give a f*ck
I take my checks to the bank and I sign em with my nuts (+6)
I give the people what they love
While the critics say I’m evil
Got no time to read reviews
While I’m woking on the sequel (+3)
Got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle (+4.5)
When it comes to blowing up no director is my equal (+8)
Steven Spielberg’s Flow (+8)
Alfred Hitchcock’s Flow (+10)
Quentin Tarantino’s Flow (+10)
Stanley Kubrik’s Flow (+7.5)
Michael Bay’s Flow (+7.5-hard to judge)
*Results*
Steven Spielberg=69 pts
Afred Hitchock=56.5 pts
Quentin Tarantino=60.5 pts
Stanley Kubrik=31 pts
Michael Bay=52.5 pts
Winner=Steven Spielberg
Second Place=Quentin Tarantino
Third Place=Alfred Hitchcock
Fouth Place=Michael Bay
Last Place=Stanley Kubrick
Wow you guys really went above and beyond here but nobody could catch Spielberg if they could, his movie puns are “notoriously” plentiful. Again not too many deep cuts here but you guys should really consider being directors with this production value! Good job!
The fact that Tarantino's verse wasn't written like he was actually trying to win but instead like he was just trying to shut the other 2 up makes his verse the best.
There is a 864:1 ratio here
To be fair, though, for a lot of people, the best Sam Jackson part is Nick Fury 😅
@@greghowell9986 mane shut yo goofy ass up 😭😭😭😭
@@greghowell9986 u mean his best role?
No way its actually jules from pulp fiction
@@muhammadzaidmuckba9097 or that creepy ass guy from django
Me: *Tries to sleep*
My brain: "I'm the master, of suspense so intense no defense against Hitchcock when he presents"
Shut up
Hahaha I thought I am alone
Literally my favorite line 😂
The part that gets stuck in my head is
IM THE BEST MAMMAJAMMA EVER STOOD BEHIND THE CAMERA
For me is "I take my checks to the bank, and I sign'em with my nuts". Years later it still gets me every time
“Half your billions should go to John Williams.”
Yep. True.
George Lucas was supposed to do a drop in but he overheard that line and decided this environment was too hostile for him.
There's a reason why he's a great director because he's surrounded by greatness and that btw is for everyone.
@@alexisbouquet3351 I know pretty sure every director that used John Williams services half their profits should go to him.
that applies to the whole of Hollywood tbh
@@ahmedfawad16 I am pretty sure that's why George Lucas didn't show up because he was called out by Hitchcock.
The best ERB, my ranking of the verses:
5. Michael Bay - Fun and entertaining but nothing insane.
4. Stephen Spielberg - May have the best beat and has some really good references, the other verses just set the bar so high.
3. Quentin Tarantino - Best flow and the most fun for me, has some really good roasts and a lot of references, it is super creative too with the unclean script part.
2. Alfred Hitchcock - Amazing flow and beat (great use of SFX), a lot of references and paints a good picture for Alfred. Great rhyme scheme with the mamma-jamma part.
1. Stanley Kubrick - Represents Kubrick very well as a crazy genius, referencing a ton of movies and scenes. The 127 line is one of the best in all of ERB imo and the overall visuals are crazy.
my ranking is
1. Hitchcock
2. Tarantino
3. Spielberg
4. Bay
5. Kubrick
Michael Bay has the best verse in ERB
kubrick is absolutely abominable wtf
My ranking:
5. Steven Spielberg
4. Stanley Kubrick
3. Alfred Hitchcock
2. Michael Bay
1. Quentin Tarantino
The part with Michael Bay makes me really happy and i have no idea why
***** Probably :D
for me it's because Peter was fucking amazing as Bay. facial expressions and everything like that was perfect :D
TuMacca Indeed, my friend. He delivered perfectly
+Max Jackson that's maybe cause of the epic music. i love Bay's part it has great energy as well as badass rhymes!
Master Solaris Same here. It's radiant how positive Bay is
I love how the beats change to the style of music that's associated with each director.
Spielberg gets beautiful flowing strings and brass, Hitchcock gets classic gothic style horror music, Tarantino gets smooth 90s hip hop, Kubrick gets Also Sprach Zarathustra, and Michael Bay gets 2010s Hans Zimmer style music.
Hitchcock's beat isn't 'classic gothic horror music' lmao
@@Sport87ywhvifcc11 stfu, yes it is
majority of music used in Spielberg's movies were composed by John Williams so, kinda easy to understand
Excellent observation! Very well explained!
@@Sport87ywhvifcc11 what else would you call it lmao
I love how Tarantino's verse has backing vocals of him yelling 'fuck!' and 'dick!' referencing the sheer amount of cursing in his films
How didni not notice that until just now
It just missing a few n-words with the hard r
His was definitely the best
I've watched this atleast 20 times and this is the 1st time i've noticed that XD
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 what’s hard r
8 years later and a new Indiana Jones film haunts Spielberg, keeping the lyrics up-to-date without changing them. 🤣
Spielberg didn't direct dial of destiny.
@@schuyleresau982If I’m right, he produced it.
Micheal Bay is the only dude alive who can properly rhyme money with money
Haha, everytime I watch this I stop it after Kubrick. Not like I don't like movies like The Rock etc. Last part is just so stupid cause I think Spielberg and Tarantino made probably much more money than Bay 😂
@@Meccaofmanhood I was searching the list of highest grossing directors and only Spielberg made more than Bay in here.
Spielberg is the highest grossing director followed by Cameron, the Russo Brothers and Peter Jackson with Bay coming in 5th ahead of people like Nolan, Tim Burton or Ridley Scott.
Tarantino like the others here doesn't even make it into Top 10.
Bay has one of best parts of the whole thing though! @@Meccaofmanhood
Yep, yep. Rapping about money when Spielberg is involved is like Dennis Rodman rapping about pussy when Wilt Chamberlain is around :/ @@AdrianCecil-u3v
That part in Bad Boys where Will Smith and Martin scared Reggie was totally a prank orchestrated by Bay himself and it was so good that they used it.🎉
Spielberg: Makes adventure and wonder for everyone
Hitchcock: Keeps it classy and excels in his field
Tarantino: Gets visceral and intense to hit home with viewers
Kubrick: Accepts nothing less than pure perfection and artistry
Bay: Plays to his base and makes crowd-pleasers
Tru
+ForgivenShadows Michael Bay. The guy at the end.
+GenreChowderStudios The Rock is one of the best 90s action movies. And Bad Boys 2 isn't too bad either. Still, Bay sucks
+misterStevePikk Bay is a good director, not a good scriptwriter. Basically the opposite of George Lucas.
***** I don't think he's done a good job directing since Bad Boys 2. He makes like 3 hours movies for no reason.
Can we just appreciate how much fun Pete's having playing Michael Bay?
He's gotta play the part appropriately
If you can't beat them join them
@SETH MCARDLE Btw , did you understand the subtle reference of him saying that he makes the motherfucking money?
LOL, he had too much fun in the BTS
Plus he looks like Bay...
I love how ERBH always makes their characters look more accurate than the real life counterparts.
Can we PLEASE admire how perfect kubriks tricicle fits into tarantinos part????
No
Yes
no
@@LegoJohnPL yes
No
I adore the breaks in Tarantino's later part when Kubrick is on the tricycle- the grinding, total stop of the beat is really well done and very catchy
That’s one of my favorite parts.
Yeah, you could take those breaks as a censor to "fucking". lol
I keep coming back to that part specifically.
I literally come to this video just for that, but the whole thing is so good that I never skip to it.
Love this song!!
This was a close one. I have it ranked like this:
Spielberg: best flow
Tarantino: best disses
Kubrick: best beat
Bay: best hair
Hitchcock: best mamma jamma ever stood behind a camera
🤣
damage panderers and haunt you like the last indiana
@@rocky-nm5wf cut, gimme a Tylenol
@@toasterten1293 stop rhyming y'all
@@rocky-nm5wf Alfred, you got no style dawg, I'm the king of dialouge
No. I refuse to accept that Hitchcock was played by EpicLLOYD here. The costume is too good.
Alfred Hitchcock looks more like Alfred Hitchcock than Alfred Hitchcock looks like Alfred Hitchcock
Yes
*_yes_*
yes
YES
yes
BEST MUSIC: Spielberg
BEST FLOW: Hitchcock
BEST BURNS: Tarantino
BEST INTRO: Kubrick
BEST BUILDUP: Bay
Overall Winner: The viewers
Overall Loser: Megan Fox
@@Akumpo274 Agreed
"BEST MUSIC: Spielberg" Well, yes, but credit John Williams for that.
"BEST BUILDUP: Bay". I actually missed this the first time watching it, but retrospectively, I realised that yeah. All four took jabs at him or his stuff. It's like invoking Bloody Mary and she finally shows up in the end, haha.
BEST LENSE FLARES: Michael Bay
Fun fact: They had the Stanley Kubrick actor do 127 takes for realism.
So thats why you can see the pain in his eyes... hmm interesting
I really wish this were to be true lol
@@hagenaubram6341 It is. He made Jack Nicholson do one single scene in The Shinning 127 times only for him to be really angry and add an extra layer of realism.
@@CronicasDeGisthia that isn't what I mean, what I mean is they had the actor for kubrick in this video do 127 takes, just like the comment we both commented on
@@CronicasDeGisthia bruh read his comment again
Thanks
Your welcome
In the end, these squabbling directors are all united in their shared hatred of Michael Bay
Fife Bielby in the end they all got destroyed by Bay together. Cause he learned in the end this game is all about the money.
@@bijuutamer729 ergh, for some directors, nope
Kubrick was terrified for a second by bay
@@baconhair_cringe2651 it looked like he just got jumpscared
@@bijuutamer729 And Michael Bay will always be hated for making the worst movies of all time. Every director in the video is amazing except Bay. Seriously fuck that guy
The Michael Bay sequence is one of the funniest things ever; just really perfect.
That segement is "mother fucking funny!"
Damn straight it's all about MOTHER FUCKIN' MONEY!
+Freddy “MLG” Fazbear hell yea!!
+Freddy “MLG” Fazbear too true!!!
+Freddy “MLG” Fazbear are you ready for not freddy?
Me:
My brain during a test: I'm the best mama jamma ever stood behind a camera
This actually happened to me during a math exam(with the whole Hitchcock part)
IKR
Happens with every line from every ERB ever 😳
@@matyasb.molnar2985 I would strongly recommend to not watch youtube videos during an exam. That could lead to a lower grade.
Alfred Kügler what? He never said he did
Bro if they did Michael bay again now 😂 🚽
Skibidi money, straight outta the toilet .... Michael Bay has no decency. Just money.
My opinion.
Spielberg: Best lyrics
Hitchcock: Best Raps
Tarantino: Best insults
Kubrick: Best intro
Michael Bay: Best background music.
Oh and for Micheal Bay: MOTHER FUCKING MONEY
Naw, Tarantino won overall. Except in intro and background music.
Yeah, that's accurate.
Who was the last directer in the end
Michael Bay: Best money
Tarantino won the instant I heard that beat
Totally
What was the part in Tarantino's verse where the person's riding the tricycle??
a reference to Kubrick's The Shining
That was Kubrick riding in. That was a trademark of his directing technique in his movies.
Tarantino=Best Verse
Plot twist: this was directed by M. Night Shyamalan
SHHIIIITTT!
Fuck. That. Bitch. Thinks. He's. Badass. Because. Almost. Every. Fucking. One. Of. His. Movies. Is. Centered. Around. A. Twist. Can't. Make. Anything. That's. Not. A. Thriller. Gets. Old. As. Hell. He. Cheats. With. Empty. Bland. Repetitive. Twists. Relying. On. A. Cheap. Tactic. To. "Engage". The. Audience. To. Make. His. Movies. That. Is. Quite. The. Opposite. Of. Talent. Oh. Look. At. Me. Mislead. You. And. Trick. You. That. Is. Narcissistic. As. A. Filmmaker. Can. Get. Don't. Get. Me. Started. On. His. Avatar. Movie. I. Get. Very. Fucking. Angry. Even. Thinking. About. That. Bastard. And. So. Should. Any. Non. Small. Minded. Human. With. A. Pulse.
Cheesy Par
Calm down and get your asthma inhalator cause it seems like you’re not breathing at all:/
Cheesy Par woah woah calm down. Why did you actually spend time on this
@@modus3493 I rant from time to time, nothing against you
Best flow - Hitchcock
Best disses - Spielberg
Overall winner - mother fuckin money
Think you need a round two with
Christopher Nolan
Martin Scorsese
James Cameron
Ridley Scott
+MrDavidNemo And Bay coming at the end and droping a big explosion that drowns everyone in Mother fucking money :))
+neddhu LOL m8
+neddhu hell yeah
+MrDavidNemo I'd add Tim Burton to that list
That's a good one
I love how each director disses Michael bay: speilberg “you got as many oscars as that shlep Michael bay”,
Hitchcock “more horrible than Megan fox in transformers”,
Kubrick “AI is the worst space potential since the ninja turtles”.
Then Michael bays first words entering the battle “that’s enough I heard enough crap out of all of you”. Great detail.
And Tarantino’s “it looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do”
@@bananacat3109 I did like how Spielberg "Fair point."
@@sethclark6593
"It looks like some sellout bullshit.."
Spielberg: _wait what the fu_
".. Michael Bay would do."
Spielberg: "Yeah.. alright, fair enough."
Oh damn, nice pickup
Michael bay ultimate sigma male
They wanted to do a part for Peter Jackson but it would have been ten hours long
ba dum tss
And it would be in 3 parts.
Jimmy Jive and then they'll have to make a prequel rap battle that is also in 3 parts.
Aditya Nath and then there would be different edititions of the same battle but with 10 extra seconds
loopy poopy and then all off this with a HD version
"And haunt you like the last Indiana"
That aged well...
*"Picture a child sitting in front of a projector,learning from your films to become much better director"*
Is such a GOOD burn...
Next*
@@saperoi sitting in next of a projector
@727loco I agree, Hitchcock's films may be dated, but there's no denying the impact and legacy he has
It wasn't a burn tho.
@@Sillimant_ Psycho is not dated. Still an amazing movie.
Gosh, I feel like we need a sequel to this with Martin Scorsese, James Cameron, Tim Burton, David Lynch, and Zach Snyder...
And Christopher Nolan
And Ridley Scott.
And Akira Kurosawa.
Imagine Zach Snyder rapping in slow mo
And then one turns out to be m night shyamalan in disguise.
The twist is that M. Night Shamalan was directing the rap battle.
Lmao
+spencer davis
What a twist!
lol so awesome why is he not in this?
lmao
+Awash Neuron Michael Bay is also into it
that Michael Bay part is fuckenn dope
All movie references:
0:19 North by Northwest (1959) - Hitchcock
0:20 Duel (1971) - Spielberg
0:21 Psycho (1960) - Hitchcock
0:22 Jaws (1975) - Spielberg
0:23 Lifeboat (1944) - Hitchcock
0:25 Always (1989) - Spielberg
0:26 Vertigo (1958) - Hitchcock
0:27 The Terminal (2004) - Spielberg
0:29 Murder! (1930) - Hitchcock
0:37 Amblin' short film (1968) - Spielberg
0:47 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) - Spielberg
0:49 Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) - Spielberg
1:07 Transformers (2007) - Bay
1:17 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - Spielberg
1:37 War of the Worlds (2005) - Spielberg
1:45 Jurassic Park (1993) - Spielberg
1:53 Pulp Fiction (1994) - Tarantino
2:21 The Shining (1980) - Kubrick
2:24 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) - Kubrick
2:26 A Clockwork Orange (1971) - Kubrick
2:28 The Color Purple (1985) - Spielberg
2:29 A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) - Spielberg
2:31 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) - Bay
2:48 Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) - Bay
2:53 Got Milk commercials (1993) - Bay
2:55 The Rock (1996) - Bay (also Tarantino as an uncredited writer)
Dude, You're amazing.
@@5arl1nt3_Is_Everywhere Thanks, man. Took me a long fucking time to put this together
this needs more likes
this is really helpful, thanks for the comment
@@darthzayexeet3653 I'm sure it did.
SO GOOD.
now time to to dive into a wikipedia wormhole to crank my reference understanding from 93% to 100%
When are you doing yours?
Is it possible to Songify Wikipedia anyway?
Schoyomoyo
Schmoyoho has some good taste.
sup haven't seen you in a while
I just noticed that when Tarantino is dissing War of the Worlds Spielberg is about to protest, but when Tarantino brings up Bay he changes his mind and nods in agreement. That was AWESOME.
Lol, I didn't notice xD
@@rodcam5545 It's just another example of that real subtle shit they do. It might take you 300 views, but when you finally do see it, it really hits home and you just can't unsee it.
@@rainshadow1844 like how they spoiled that jon snow was going to revive in the tolkien rap battle
Except he was wrong about it
No one of them like Michael Bay lol
this is the best ERB video and i love to rewatch it all the time
I love how all the directors essentially summoned Michele Bay like Beetlejuice and deserved the response they got.
omfg dead
All the Micheal Bay references before. You knew it was coming.
+puncakegaming still good though
+puncakegaming yas we did.
I sign With My Nuts
+puncakegaming And even though you knew, it was just awesome.
+puncakegaming say his name too much and he comes just like all other monsters.
Kubrick's intro was awesome
And I like how they reference Michael Bay a few times before he actually shows up and he's hilarious
This was the best battle in my opinion.
Indeed, great lines and jokes, flow is great along with the beat/instrumental, characters are memorable. Best battle by far, my favorite one too, followed by Zeus V Thor, Steve V Bill, Philosopher's battle, and Artist V TMNT,
Quentin Tarentino is hilarious as well.
"Motherfuckin money"
NYMPH!!!!!!!!
All of the other directors made fun of michael bay or his movies, then he shows up and just says he doesnt give a fuck
"I'm the master..."
*Suspenseful pause"
"OF SUSPENSE"
So intense
@@misaelneto7749 no defense againts Hitchcock
Edit: Would you look at that, a comment chain.
@@Hchiskasj once he presents
Lukas van Klinken ARGGHGYHG
@@lukasvanklinken4367 my skill is enormous
Stanley Kubrick is such a perfectionist that he insisted on being resurrected through necromancy to deliver his verse himself.
can confirm , i was the necromancer
How many necromancies did you do until he thought his simulacrum was good enough?
@@andrewwurth8998 Id say 128 times
Lol
@@tjrex9458
That's it? Man, he lost his touch.
J.R.R Tolkien vs George R.R. Martin
^^this
***** J.R.R Tolkien vs George R.R. Martin
***** J.R.R Tolkien vs George R.R. Martin
imototep Loghain Mac Tir Vs. Tywin Lannister
Frodo Baggins vs Tyrion Lanister ;P
notice in the very last line of tarantino’s verse, he raises his arms above the frame, and as he lowers them it cuts to black, much like someone closing the trunk of a car. this refers to how in every tarantino film there is a shot of the characters looking into the trunk of a car, with the camera’s position being inside the trunk. great job with all the tiny details from erb
Stanley Kubrick looks like he’s trying to stop himself from crying
he is cause he saw michael bay's movies lol
Nicky Gloves he never would have allowed only one take.
its because how many takes he does
Me everyday
Disappointed Prion and sleeping
I love that Spielberg just kinda agrees when Tarantino called him a sellout for War of the Worlds. He’s just like “I- okay that’s fair.”
Okay so I come back after 3 months and I have almost two thousand likes and people debating Steven Spielberg’s film career in the replies.
My feelings are... deeply mixed
Also, the fact that Steven agrees that Michael Bay would pull something like that.
I mean, there IS a rebuttal he could make, considering the movie chosen. If they wanted the Bay part of the swipe to be a little less rebuttable? War Horse. Aesthetically, that LOOKS like a movie Bay COULD make. War of the Worlds is too grey and bleak for that and he could have swiped back with that.
War of the Worlds is the last good film Spielberg made. After that, he went for bland and generic drama and Oscarbaits. The Post was particularly embarrassing.
@@tiaaaron3278 I quite enjoy Tintin and Ready Player One and the Shining Sequence in RPO is amazing
@@BaneNathos I had forgotten Tintin. Yeah, that one is magical too. But I don't like the rest.
Out to dinner with my girlfriends parents:
Her Dad: So what do you do?
My Brain: I’m the best mamma jamma ever stood behind the camera
Lol
Mhahahahahaha yes
*damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana*
Alfred was a savage
@@shryoder Cut! Give me a Tylenol...
I do like how the rap battle subtly builds up to Michael's Bay entrance, with every director beforehand making an offhanded jab at him:
Spielberg: You rock as many Oscars as that Schlep Michael Bay.
Hitchcock: You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers (his most well-known movie series).
Tarantino: It looked like sellout shit Michael Bay would do.
Kubrick: A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles (another classic franchise Bay was known for butchering).
Bay: I've heard enough crap from all of you.
I was mulling this exact thought over. You put it much better than I could.
To be fair his rendition of TMNT was a lot more accurate than Transformers. The turtles personalities were accurate and all the villains were good except that Eric Sachs guy in part 1
1. Tarantino
2. Hitchcock
3. Spielberg
4. Kubrick (wish he'd gotten better lines)
5. Pompey the Great
6. Michael Bay
LOL
thanks!
k
Sam Mito is
Pompey the Great comes 1st man it's pretty clear
Michael Bay was the only one to be insulted in some way during everybody's verses but Michael Bay didn't insult a single one of them and just went off on how great he was
He only insulted Mark Whalberg.
@@WildNorWester "Even make Mark Wahlberg make some motherfucking money!" doesn't really sound like he's dissing him. In fact, it's quite accurate as Wahlberg was in 3 movies directed by Bay.
@@Nindroidgamer110 It's the 'even' part - it's implying that it takes someone of Bay's greatness to make Mark Whalberg profitable. At least, that's how it seems to me.
Kubrick and hitchcock did not roast him.
@@Cyber_PlaysYT 1:06 Hitchcock: "You are more horrible than Megan Fox acting in Transformers"
2:29 Kubrick: "A.I. is the worst waste of potential since Ninja Turtles"
They dissed his movies bruh.
Kubrick had the best entrance, but deserved a longer and better verse
He's my favorite verse in this whole battle, and I agree with you
He's my favorite verse in this whole battle, and I agree with you
It's a really fucking good verse, I don't think it's needed to be "better." It definitely could have been longer though.
Fits nicely with the fact he only really made a handful of movies.
@@MravacKid 13 i think.but even with those, he's in the conversation of the goat.
this isn’t a realistic Tarantino verse, he didn’t write himself saying the n word
Siri vs Cortana
Siri vs cortana
Siri vs cortana
Siri vs Cortana !!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obiwan Kenobi YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYEYEYEYEYSYSYEYEYEYYEsyeyeysyeseyeye
Kubrick's entrance and rap gave me frisson.
HEATHER
I had to look twice when I saw Heather here.
I didn't know you liked ERB
O_O you like erb, Heather?
:O
I personally like all the directors. I mean Bay knows how to sell his movies and be successful no doubt about that. Spielberg is a natural born storyteller and entertainer. Hitchcock was the master of suspense, Kubrick a pure perfectionist and Tarantino is the king of dialogue and making great movies.
combine them all to make THE PERFECT MOVIE
+lorcan lynch excluding Michael Bay
+FF I would give it to Bay for the action scenes. Maybe let him dip his hands in the cinematography department. I have never really let hated Bay he is good at what he does. Selling movies.
+lorcan lynch or the worst movie...you cant be sure for anything nowadays...
now what if they could all band together to make the greatest movie in the world.
9 years later this is still one of my favorites. The mannerisms are so good, esp. Michael Bay just showing up acting like an absolute lunatic flipping everyone off to end it :D.
Easily one of the best ones of all time. Even in 2018
i think Jobs vs Gates was greater. Yeah, this is the second.
Dang I didn’t know Jimbothy watched ERB😂😂 but yeah I agree
well hello jimbothy what you doing herw
Agreed
"Picture a child sitting next to a projector, learning from *your* films to *become a much better director.* " Rekt...
2:20 I love how you can see the dead inside in his eyes when he says “127 times” like even Kubrick is tired of doing so many takes 💀
Agreed. Guy playing him was spot on, too.
Not just tired of doing the re-takes, he’s a slave to his own perfectionism and can’t stop himself even though he wants desperately to stop.
Dude must have been OCD or something....but then that obsessiveness is what makes his movies great.
@@theothersmith9570 this type of character would be soo interesting to write in fiction I love this
@@theothersmith9570 Lmao ok bud
i still maintain that this is one of the greatest videos ever produced
I agree 💯
Hundo percent
Michael Bay is the only person who can rhyme "money" with "money" and still sound good
Yeah.