Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers. Epic Rap Battles of History
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  • @randomthings5383
    @randomthings5383 4 роки тому +6621

    Voltaire: *tries to calm down socrates*
    Socrates: *insults Voltaire*
    Voltaire: *So you have chosen...death*

    • @WBlake-vy3qq
      @WBlake-vy3qq 4 роки тому +60

      Can't like this comment as oft as I want

    • @mungunshagaibuyantugs8189
      @mungunshagaibuyantugs8189 4 роки тому +342

      No it’s wrong
      Voltaire: So you have chosen...Beef Frank

    • @b3nt079
      @b3nt079 4 роки тому +45

      Gotta serve your Frank's hard

    • @user-sv7lh3qs7g
      @user-sv7lh3qs7g 4 роки тому +72

      Voltaire: *B E E F* *F R A N K*

    • @616Regis
      @616Regis 4 роки тому +22

      @@mungunshagaibuyantugs8189 Death by Beef Frank :-P

  • @deimmartillo1674
    @deimmartillo1674 2 роки тому +21423

    Socrates' rap: I started everything.
    Nietzsche's rap: I am the best.
    Laozi's rap: I am the humblest.
    Sun Tzu's rap: I am the smartest.
    Confucius's rap: I am the wisest.
    Voltaire's rap: I slept with more women than you all.

    • @miccool9ice363
      @miccool9ice363 2 роки тому +839

      Socrates:”I will pick apart your wu with my method man”
      Sun Tzu: [shit I better work fast or I am done for]
      For those that don’t know Socrates’ method was infamous for tearing apart things and breaking them done to components so flawed they became meaningless.
      Also his dominant presence allowed him to not only gain control but manipulated others into submission with ease (tactic did not hold up well in court when the jury was able take a moment and think without his influence)

    • @siddhartashakara5240
      @siddhartashakara5240 2 роки тому +221

      Being and becoming are, indeed, paths of distinct perspective. Therefore they cannot be, they may any be in the way of becoming and manifesting.
      But yeah, Voltaire was such a P.I.M.P

    • @altaccountorg7261
      @altaccountorg7261 2 роки тому +494

      “If the ladies were ugly it doesn’t count”
      Sun tzu the art of war

    • @major2026
      @major2026 2 роки тому +152

      @@miccool9ice363
      That line was also a pun on Method Man which was by the Wu Tang Clan.

    • @miccool9ice363
      @miccool9ice363 2 роки тому +81

      @@major2026
      So it was a triple entendre,
      Awesome

  • @aamnainfebruary
    @aamnainfebruary Рік тому +14245

    You know you’ve grown intellectually when you revisit an ERB rap battle and are actually understanding it

    • @automaticcreation2271
      @automaticcreation2271 Рік тому +119

      Yessir

    • @loupeuu
      @loupeuu 11 місяців тому +192

      Damn so much, they work so much for all or there songs

    • @simplicitas5113
      @simplicitas5113 11 місяців тому +59

      Lao Tzu is the greateat of these irl no cap

    • @belckroz1952
      @belckroz1952 11 місяців тому +10

      God deamn hello

    • @iforget6940
      @iforget6940 11 місяців тому +62

      ​​​@@simplicitas5113 like all of them but Nietzsche calls out more to me becuase he gave form to what i have felt and provides a way to get over it and that anzi thing was all his sisters doing i have just watched lectures of these guys but my plan is to still read them. But loa tzu is one my favorite philosophers.

  • @WashingMachine.
    @WashingMachine. Рік тому +4137

    I love how after Nietzsche and Socrates argue, Nietzsche just turns around and starts plotting like hes gonna murder him

    • @dispensergoinup
      @dispensergoinup 11 місяців тому +137

      he def was

    • @italianbuffoon9953
      @italianbuffoon9953 10 місяців тому +139

      then when the frank segment starts he just turns around violently

    • @AppleAPlusAntApplebeesAAABatte
      @AppleAPlusAntApplebeesAAABatte 9 місяців тому +75

      @@italianbuffoon9953 "Let me be Frank! Don't start beef with the Frank! Who hangs with B. Franks giving ladies Beef Franks!"

    • @saucy743
      @saucy743 7 місяців тому +20

      @@AppleAPlusAntApplebeesAAABatte Voltaire was a great womanizer

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 6 місяців тому +11

      @@AppleAPlusAntApplebeesAAABatte Incidentally, I just got an ad for hot dogs at the end of this video. XD

  • @_hexes_
    @_hexes_ 5 років тому +26794

    All the philosophers end up arguing with each other...
    Sounds about right

    • @GrimmReaperz95
      @GrimmReaperz95 5 років тому +58

      woosh

    • @TRPD-hb3ui
      @TRPD-hb3ui 5 років тому +192

      @@GrimmReaperz95 ?

    • @leonardovadisirisak1069
      @leonardovadisirisak1069 5 років тому +85

      So I guess... the Hegelian dialectic seems to apply to even the most well-known of names. It’s a shame, I thought their would be at least truthful conformity.

    • @GrimmReaperz95
      @GrimmReaperz95 5 років тому +286

      @@TRPD-hb3ui well that was philosophers do. They argue with each other with conflicting ideas and that was the one of points of the video. That's why they started arguing with each other.

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 5 років тому +13

      @TrueGamerOpinion
      It's not ironic, dummy.

  • @arolemaprarath3248
    @arolemaprarath3248 2 роки тому +10551

    When 6 smart students got a different answers.

    • @panaliv712
      @panaliv712 2 роки тому +87

      If they were.reslly smart they end up either with 1 or 2 opinions between them or with the same, all, obviously, really smart people integrate many layers of a topic and combine it with facts of all types, and their extensions combined with projection to probabilistic outcomes.. (drd1-4, histamine and glutamate of the same parts) = the above, likely, and perhaps for sume no shit.. (still too much varience even with childhood etc included as factors is the least possible so..)

    • @thecat293
      @thecat293 2 роки тому +144

      This is actually true, every reply before me forgot to take that these students are philosophy students lmao

    • @greatestgianni
      @greatestgianni 2 роки тому +76

      Like half of them got one and the other half got another but when they start to talk about it they each got the answer with different methods and start arguing

    • @Seriousgaymer
      @Seriousgaymer 2 роки тому +12

      6 smart students dont exist

    • @luisyupari
      @luisyupari 2 роки тому +35

      @@panaliv712 The problem with smart people is that it gives a tendency to be a little arrogant. And they don't play well with others.

  • @legoyoda9782
    @legoyoda9782 Рік тому +3223

    "Your ego's just so distracting, free speech doesn't mean just keep yapping" I feel like a lot of people could learn from this lol

    • @filipesugden1982
      @filipesugden1982 11 місяців тому +27

      "liberal west"

    • @legoyoda9782
      @legoyoda9782 11 місяців тому +79

      @@filipesugden1982 What?

    • @Demortra
      @Demortra 11 місяців тому +158

      @@legoyoda9782 He was attempting to claim the liberal west does not shut up while claiming free speech, when it is just about anyone who feels their opinion is the correct one.

    • @tailoreaguilar7331
      @tailoreaguilar7331 8 місяців тому +2

      Preach, my dude, PREACH!

    • @user-ms9pu3vg6d
      @user-ms9pu3vg6d 8 місяців тому +3

      Fax

  • @BlewBerri
    @BlewBerri Рік тому +1133

    Sun Tzu telling Confucius’ eyebrows to fit better on his face whilst his are halfway up his forehead is pure comedic gold.

    • @lysipiggy3911
      @lysipiggy3911 7 місяців тому +34

      You always teach what you Most have to learn .

    • @kaizoisevil
      @kaizoisevil 6 місяців тому +48

      And then Confucius talks about the to-go box hat when his hat looks more like a to-go box

    • @lots_of_people
      @lots_of_people 22 дні тому

      @@lysipiggy3911 so you are saying jesus needs to learn more about religions?

    • @BaneTheMan
      @BaneTheMan 21 день тому

      ​@@lots_of_peopleKinda yeah

  • @yaswantha.1468
    @yaswantha.1468 3 роки тому +12458

    "Bitch, I wrote the art of War"
    -Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 роки тому +378

      My favorite quote

    • @patricialie6631
      @patricialie6631 3 роки тому +136

      @@Nugcon you mean the best quote

    • @quicksilver1646
      @quicksilver1646 3 роки тому +156

      I read it recently, and had no idea so much of it could be translated to technoblades videos

    • @dougdaledimmadomeownerofth4105
      @dougdaledimmadomeownerofth4105 3 роки тому +79

      Sun tzu said that and I think he knows a lot more about war then you considering he invented it

    • @el760
      @el760 3 роки тому +30

      So you better get your guns out

  • @OcarinaOfTime
    @OcarinaOfTime 3 роки тому +11870

    Philosophy students when they're drunk:

    • @1stpowermasterdestroyer98
      @1stpowermasterdestroyer98 3 роки тому +68

      100th like

    • @Alienlover859
      @Alienlover859 3 роки тому +181

      I want to like it, but the burnout philosopher in me doesn't want to disrupt them 420 likes.

    • @ryanmuller4996
      @ryanmuller4996 3 роки тому +46

      Who the hell studies philosophy lmao 💀

    • @ohivonmenisunuoya
      @ohivonmenisunuoya 3 роки тому +203

      @@ryanmuller4996 people, that's who

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 3 роки тому +8

      @@Alienlover859 You're making me cetic, *How can i be sure you press like on it UHMMMMM?*

  • @softsagerose
    @softsagerose 9 місяців тому +396

    Later generations in a spelling bee:
    Host: your word is Nietzsche
    Contestant: N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E and I'll end any mo-....*cough*...er...I mean 'Nietzsche'

  • @j4xxonl
    @j4xxonl Рік тому +1308

    "Let me be frank, don't start beef with the frank, who hangs with B. Franks, giving ladies beef franks" is the best wordplay since miss carriage and birthmarks

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 10 місяців тому +30

      It's just a shame that this only came out after they were all tricked into infighting.

    • @ohno3736
      @ohno3736 9 місяців тому +24

      If I see one more comment about the Miss Carriage line

    • @Frosty-1029
      @Frosty-1029 6 місяців тому +23

      Best wordplay in ERB history

    • @Jeff_Biden
      @Jeff_Biden 3 місяці тому +7

      @@ohno3736 its way too overrated

    • @tacodias
      @tacodias 3 місяці тому +8

      @@Frosty-1029somebody said…. birthmarks?!

  • @michealflaithbheartaigh4139
    @michealflaithbheartaigh4139 2 роки тому +34226

    The fact that Sun Tzu actually performed the Art of War by turning them on themselves was amazing

    • @ryangrear3430
      @ryangrear3430 2 роки тому +2412

      so much in this video is perfect especially that they all turn on themselves since really none of these people would actually like each other as they all have drastically different opinions on the world (Socrates and Confucius are probably the most similar and even the they really aren't all that close)
      and yea sun tzu recognizing that and exploiting it also makes sense

    • @Zenovarse
      @Zenovarse 2 роки тому +678

      @@ryangrear3430 Confucius and Laozi were people of the same period by popular history, and Laozi was a very much respected by Confucius, and they have had many discussions. Laozi mainly came up when Confucius's students asked him something and he would quote Laozi as an authoritative figure.
      E.g. in The Family Sayings of Confucius, Jikangzi asked Confucius: "I have long heard the names of the five emperors, yet I do not know what they are. I beg to ask therefore: what are the five emperors?"
      Confucius said: "In the past I have heard Laozi saying: 'There are five elements in this world: gold, wood, water, fire, earth and they combined and made all things. The Gods of these elements, Shaohao, Taihao, Zhuanxu, Yandi, Huangdi, are called the five emperors.'"

    • @user-sj9sd3ym3f
      @user-sj9sd3ym3f 2 роки тому +344

      @@Zenovarse As a Chinese, I have to say the Sunzi (孙子) is not always considered as a philosophy in China,actually I would recommend Mozi (墨子) join in the battle. If you do not know who he is , well, he is more like some kind of commie in 3000 years ago. He favours something like Practice, equation, organization and discipline (Russian theme playing)

    • @thebackup2121
      @thebackup2121 2 роки тому +122

      Love The Art of War, and love ERB's attention to detail leading to the battles developing in such a natural, intelligent and entertaining way 😄

    • @dan-us6nk
      @dan-us6nk 2 роки тому +51

      @@user-sj9sd3ym3f COMMMIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE (buck rounds gunshots and deep fry noises)

  • @raunaklanjewar677
    @raunaklanjewar677 3 роки тому +19520

    This Nietzsche looks more Nietzsche than the original Nietzsche.

  • @bobspot6534
    @bobspot6534 10 місяців тому +633

    “Because I’m N I E T Z S C H E! And I’ll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee!” By far one of the best lines in ERB history

    • @amadeus1604
      @amadeus1604 4 місяці тому +14

      2:19 For relevant time stamp

    • @osurac14vlb
      @osurac14vlb Місяць тому +12

      this line unironically helped me learn how to spell it lol

    • @Dante2056
      @Dante2056 23 дні тому +1

      That and Stephen Hawking's, "There are 10 million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe." (I may have missed a million or two)

    • @salifscott4664
      @salifscott4664 16 днів тому

      It's definitely one of the lines ever

    • @mr_pigman1013
      @mr_pigman1013 15 днів тому

      @@Dante2056yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

  • @leandropolack3097
    @leandropolack3097 Рік тому +829

    "Asians spitting sick but no this isn't SARS", that line aged like fine wine. Also, Sun Tzu's first counter line against Socrates was pure gold

    • @acutelilmint8035
      @acutelilmint8035 10 місяців тому +5

      It’s was referring to sars bird flu

    • @jones_22
      @jones_22 10 місяців тому +60

      ​@@acutelilmint8035COVID was a SARS type disease. That's what was referenced.

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo 9 місяців тому

      @@jones_22 Isn't weird how both sars and basically sars-2(covid-19) both came out of china??? And the first one was a lab leak? Almost as if their both lab leaks

    • @mondrose4501
      @mondrose4501 9 місяців тому +2

      the variant start from middle east if im not wrong, by the name Mers(camel)- Sars(bird) - and later covid

    • @ignitionnight
      @ignitionnight 5 місяців тому +3

      @@mondrose4501 MERS and SARS are acronyms, Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. I always thought SARS was South Asian Respiratory Syndrome because I learned what MERS stood for first. Both are caused by a Caronavirus, MERS-CoV and SARS-CoV-1 (2002-2004) and SARS-CoV-2 (2019-____)

  • @giorgosskordilis7004
    @giorgosskordilis7004 7 років тому +9364

    The beat dropped harder than democracy in Greece

    • @greekmemezelos6098
      @greekmemezelos6098 7 років тому +66

      Sergeant George omg xD

    • @ethankim2679
      @ethankim2679 7 років тому +13

      Yes!

    • @kkoron7908
      @kkoron7908 7 років тому +5

      Sergeant George ooh haha you are so funny..h..aha..ha...-_- fuck off nolifer

    • @giorgosskordilis7004
      @giorgosskordilis7004 7 років тому +24

      Andreas Konstantinos ,μάλιστα ...

    • @kkoron7908
      @kkoron7908 7 років тому +7

      Sergeant George wste ellinas e?

  • @henryalister9115
    @henryalister9115 2 роки тому +9401

    Best flow: the West
    Best disses: the East
    Overall winner: Human civilization
    Overall loser: Spelling bee participants

    • @shanedog007
      @shanedog007 Рік тому +294

      The spelling Bee part is why I come back to this, it's soo hilarious and out of place, and also SCARY! 🤣

    • @shannimonet
      @shannimonet Рік тому +28

      Broooooooooooo

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 Рік тому +56

      2:21

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +1

      “And I’ll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee!,” is still one of my favorite ERB lines.

    • @vertrix1079
      @vertrix1079 Рік тому +114

      i love how this insinuates that spelling bee participants arent a part of human civalization

  • @DavidJBurbridge
    @DavidJBurbridge Рік тому +863

    "Let me be frank, don’t start beef with The Frank
    Who hangs with B. Franks, giving ladies beef franks!"
    This one still pops up in my head sometimes. Four different uses of Frank (arguably five) in two lines.

    • @lllilwikedll3402
      @lllilwikedll3402 Рік тому +40

      I get 4, but not 5. Like, 'let me be frank' is him being honest, the French people are 'franks', b. Franks is a person I'm guessing, and beef franks is... anyways, what's the fifth

    • @DavidJBurbridge
      @DavidJBurbridge Рік тому +88

      @@lllilwikedll3402 when he says "Don't start beef with the Frank" it can refer to his real first name (Francois, Frank is the nickname) or the fact that he is French (a Frank).

    • @victorquinones1125
      @victorquinones1125 Рік тому +52

      @@lllilwikedll3402 b frank is benjamin franklin voltaire was known to hang out with benjamin franklin

    • @mathshouldntdie9996
      @mathshouldntdie9996 Рік тому

      Voltaire was also known to fuck so many women up in his life. Beef franks means give p*nis.

    • @veryevilclown
      @veryevilclown 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@lllilwikedll3402beef franks have the double meaning for the food and his member.

  • @MrGetownedLP
    @MrGetownedLP 2 місяці тому +59

    Potentially the best ERB 100%. The fact the philosophers turn on each other eventually because they are so obsessed with discussion, the switch up of the ending "WHAT IS WINNING?" LMAO... and MC Jin holding in his laughter at the very end when he delivers the last line is just the icing on the cake - BEST ERB TRUE

    • @meganleslie9069
      @meganleslie9069 10 днів тому

      I think most philosophers are more obsessed with their own brilliance than the argument itself.

    • @leighasbell3624
      @leighasbell3624 2 дні тому

      Yeah, the "WHAT IS WINNING?" just goes to show that this battle WAS a tie, but is DEFINITELY the best ERB.

  • @bagah.s4908
    @bagah.s4908 3 роки тому +12116

    After all this time i realised that Nietzsche didn't turn on Socrates just for the plot, in reality , Nietzsche really hated the ideas of Socrates

    • @idonnow2
      @idonnow2 3 роки тому +2692

      Then Socrates gets mad at Nietzsche for calling him "plebe" not because of the insult at face value but because the Athenian plebe literally voted for him to be executed, which is one of the main reasons why Plato would subsequently be critical of democracy as the rule of the mob

    • @isaiahwilson4943
      @isaiahwilson4943 3 роки тому +1048

      Damn, ERB put some deep thought into these raps.

    • @caffemocca8855
      @caffemocca8855 3 роки тому +183

      My favorite rap battle. Of course it's deep.

    • @lewistranmer2399
      @lewistranmer2399 3 роки тому +339

      Isaiah Wilson they always do. Based on how well you know your history the better their videos are. If You know the ins and outs then the raps get 3x as complex

    • @Hlodolog
      @Hlodolog 3 роки тому +144

      Indeed, he was one of the first to actually dedicate his studies to pre-socratic philosophers.

  • @Guanchen
    @Guanchen 7 років тому +2712

    Who won? nobody because there is no victory in philosophy, only confusion.

    • @collinlongeill5979
      @collinlongeill5979 7 років тому +11

      Lol good one

    • @parksschmidt1816
      @parksschmidt1816 7 років тому +35

      well, your right. But there was a GUY NAMED CONFUSIUS! REMINDS ME OF CONFUSION!!

    • @SanicStudios
      @SanicStudios 7 років тому +16

      Confucius-on.

    • @user-eo1pi3pn6n
      @user-eo1pi3pn6n 7 років тому

      +Nobby1967 Games, Music And More confucius-Won

    • @OfOurLife
      @OfOurLife 7 років тому +8

      You confuse confusion with illumination. You have no idea what the enlightment is do you? Philosophy is a way of life that solves problems it does not create....wtf is wrong with some people....thats why we luck philosophy teachings in our days so we can get confuced.The exact opposite of what you wrote applies in reality and in our times.

  • @gabbyty7144
    @gabbyty7144 Рік тому +124

    the "be frank ... beef... frank ... b. franks... beef franks" line is an absolute gem

  • @DR-ts4eh
    @DR-ts4eh 10 місяців тому +166

    Funny that after all these years I still find myself going back to this one. One of the best ERB's ever done.

    • @acutelilmint8035
      @acutelilmint8035 10 місяців тому +7

      It’s catchy

    • @SevenSiIIySins
      @SevenSiIIySins 6 місяців тому +4

      Same there’s just so many meanings behind each line it’s crazy

  • @KYOH777
    @KYOH777 3 роки тому +14747

    That SARS joke aged better than I would’ve liked
    (edit: wow. Still relevant in 09/21) 😒

  • @MegaPurp
    @MegaPurp 7 років тому +1260

    "Bitch I wrote The Art of War, so you better get your guns out, these white boys getting burned, cause guess what, now the Sun's out"
    This may be the best line ever of ERB

    • @dylanokouchi2011
      @dylanokouchi2011 7 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @guymann856
      @guymann856 7 років тому +43

      Vader's first verse in Vader vs Hitler 3 will always be the best verse

    • @yourlocalt72
      @yourlocalt72 7 років тому

      nope that is ''i will pay a guy to tear out my eyes if i had to look your troll face every night'' in ivan the terrible vs alexander the great

    • @pretendthisisabettername4572
      @pretendthisisabettername4572 7 років тому

      SilverHairedFreak25 Agreed.

    • @pretendthisisabettername4572
      @pretendthisisabettername4572 7 років тому +6

      ᖫalphaᖭ Ɲω
      Uh . . . okay then.

  • @DoktorSus
    @DoktorSus Рік тому +111

    "Confucius say: you can all hold these fortune cookies" is the best end banger ever. It's so random and hilarious, I love it.

    • @undertaker9991
      @undertaker9991 4 місяці тому

      You'll never know what you'll get, facial, creampie, superman, etc.

    • @qbgrindddd
      @qbgrindddd 4 місяці тому

      superman... Hmm... Like Ubermensch??

    • @All_is_well123
      @All_is_well123 23 дні тому

      It's just awesome 😆😆😆😆

  • @birisuandrei1551
    @birisuandrei1551 Рік тому +32

    Sun Tzu and Nietzsche are the MVP's, for making the enemy team battle eachother instead, and Nietzsche for legit being Nietzsche, he's a Riot 😂

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 3 роки тому +6951

    Best Outfit: Voltaire
    Best Flow: Confucius
    Best Eyebrows: Sun Tzu
    Best Disses: Socrates
    Best Beat: Laozi
    Spelling Bee Winner: Nietzsche

    • @hasukiixrd1511
      @hasukiixrd1511 3 роки тому +102

      Confucius is Jin .. of course he had best flow

    • @cascadienne634
      @cascadienne634 3 роки тому +23

      Nailed it

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 3 роки тому +77

      spelling bee winner made me wheeze

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 3 роки тому +33

      Overall winner: History

    • @alexisbouquet3351
      @alexisbouquet3351 3 роки тому +64

      Losers: Nietzche's mustache and Confucius' eyebrows

  • @xp_studios7804
    @xp_studios7804 Рік тому +11989

    The fact that Socrates, Voltaire, and Nietzsche didn't devolve into yelling at each other until halfway through is honestly an incredible achievement

    • @rileyjweigelt
      @rileyjweigelt Рік тому +542

      Y'all forgot that Sun Tzu was in this, right? Ik it was a joke, but I'm just saying HE was the main reason the West started fighting each other

    • @elysahatestostudy9364
      @elysahatestostudy9364 Рік тому +324

      The unity of racism

    • @Xilir2009
      @Xilir2009 Рік тому

      ​@@elysahatestostudy9364 You symbolize the unity of stupidity

    • @TheSuperSlavOfHistory
      @TheSuperSlavOfHistory Рік тому +178

      ​@@elysahatestostudy9364 Nah bro, no unity of racism without the austrian painter leading it

    • @taurock96
      @taurock96 Рік тому +252

      Europe be like "Let's celebrate what unites us all : Xenophobia !"

  • @seanblack3919
    @seanblack3919 Рік тому +80

    I like how they delivered bigger burns against their own teamates than against the other team.

  • @Enzomacarrao
    @Enzomacarrao Рік тому +75

    I honestly think this one holds up as one of the best battles in erb history. So well made!

  • @kaen_tqk3918
    @kaen_tqk3918 4 роки тому +4117

    Sun Tzu: *successfully turns their opponents against themselves*
    Lao Tzu: *I'm about to ruin our victory*

    • @kikiretzorg1467
      @kikiretzorg1467 4 роки тому +487

      Laozi's remark actually flew over Sun Tzu's head. It basically translates to "we win by doing nothing at this point, so let's just not fuck it up."

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 4 роки тому +213

      @@kikiretzorg1467 "So long as nobody starts *us* arguing, they'll destroy themselves."
      "LEEEROOOOY-"

    • @bestpseudonym1693
      @bestpseudonym1693 4 роки тому +180

      @Daniel von Strangle The more accurate translation of Las Tzu's famous saying is "it's the empty space that makes the bowl useful" which like much of eastern philosophy has both metaphorical and literal meaning; metaphorically it sort-of means an absence of an action is sometimes more powerful than acting.

    • @Jake-dh9qk
      @Jake-dh9qk 4 роки тому +41

      @@bestpseudonym1693 Ironically, Lao Tzu shouldn't have brought up the empty bowl rhetoric because that was the opposite of not doing anything.

    • @lowlsqwid
      @lowlsqwid 4 роки тому +30

      @@Jake-dh9qk he was just sayin just sit back and vibe as they destroy themselves. No point in using a bowl still filled with shit.

  • @hittaque
    @hittaque 3 роки тому +5849

    sun tzu: war
    confusious: respect
    lao tzu: wisdom
    voltare: *sex*

    • @nantha7357
      @nantha7357 3 роки тому +165

      Well that is why Voltaire would always win.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 3 роки тому +59

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @daltonheidelberg3189
      @daltonheidelberg3189 3 роки тому +7

      Me too

    • @f.nietzsche620
      @f.nietzsche620 3 роки тому +60

      @@redneckbwaoi2739 Every word i read from that is: "I wanna sex, i dont care, sex with hairy woman with baguettes oui oui"

    • @ArmyCNM
      @ArmyCNM 3 роки тому +9

      *claps slowly*

  • @cloroxbleach9222
    @cloroxbleach9222 5 місяців тому +28

    To this day Im still shocked at how deep and well researched ERB raps are, there are so many layers of history hidden in the lyrics it makes these so rewatchable even if you know the entire story

  • @Peter-wt8vt
    @Peter-wt8vt Рік тому +57

    The effort put in this us quite insane,from the raps,disses,music,flows,its all perfect.All of the history references are also great.This is one of ERB’s finest.

  • @quaiddalton4333
    @quaiddalton4333 3 роки тому +24758

    A battle of philosophers could only really end in them all squabbling amongst themselves. I love it.

    • @betaversion1029
      @betaversion1029 3 роки тому +299

      The number of likes you already have show the amount of revisits this thing gets

    • @the_j_machine2254
      @the_j_machine2254 2 роки тому +91

      My comments never get that many likes on new videos. You got this many on an old video.
      By the way, Nietzsche is best and Sun Tzu is worst.

    • @diomarmorales6303
      @diomarmorales6303 2 роки тому +32

      No one is gonna talk about Timmy delaghetto being on this

    • @jacksonsainsbury8523
      @jacksonsainsbury8523 2 роки тому +23

      "1:48"

    • @Mauxbius
      @Mauxbius 2 роки тому +65

      I feel like a philosopher would debate you on that

  • @DaveZilla02
    @DaveZilla02 8 років тому +20408

    Ah, the ancient Chinese art of... beatboxing...

    • @nvrguru22
      @nvrguru22 8 років тому +580

      Lol and the guy playing him is Korean

    • @KiwiImpactSaint
      @KiwiImpactSaint 8 років тому +587

      NVR guru Korea inherited more Chinese cultures than modern China. True fact.

    • @sthsfngsj
      @sthsfngsj 8 років тому +285

      True that Korea was largely infuenced from ancient China, but it doesnt mean Korea was once part of China. Chinese empires didnt bother Koreans maintain their independent rule.

    • @wansimon2266
      @wansimon2266 8 років тому +126

      Derrick Liu Because most Chinese people today don't care about their traditional culture,especially youngsters.Even some cultures have been gradually forgotten by people, it would be better some people could inherite them,thus these cultures will never disappear.

    • @KiwiImpactSaint
      @KiwiImpactSaint 8 років тому +18

      Ini Miney I have, honestly.

  • @Eternaldreadz
    @Eternaldreadz Рік тому +44

    Currently taking philosophy in college .. and this came out when I was 15. Now coming back to get some fact, and recount the knowledge I’ve learned on all of these philosophers 😂

  • @Bxbygwxrl
    @Bxbygwxrl Рік тому +18

    That “Picking apart your Wu with my Method Man” refrence to the Wu Tang Clan still gets me to this day!!!

  • @markmcarthur5090
    @markmcarthur5090 4 роки тому +3220

    Sun Tzu turned the Western Philosophers on themselves so they would be easier to beat. Then, he immediately starts insulting the Eastern Philosophers, and turns the Eastern Philosophers against each other too. It was all the same plan, Sun Tzu has turned everyone on everyone and will inevitably win.

    • @Serminator30
      @Serminator30 4 роки тому +140

      But Confuzius let EVERYONE Holding his Fortune Cookies.

    • @Cowinator66
      @Cowinator66 4 роки тому +66

      I like the fact he was in the background watching the Western Philosophers self-destruct

    • @chloeprice9649
      @chloeprice9649 4 роки тому +19

      *Yeah, this is big brain time*

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 4 роки тому +37

      In the end, nothing matters. Nietzsche's technically correct.

    • @samoneill6733
      @samoneill6733 4 роки тому +13

      Is that the plot of the art of war book?

  • @Zero21kr
    @Zero21kr 4 роки тому +4648

    Damn, this East Coast West Coast shit has been going on since the dawn of time...

  • @nosneb_
    @nosneb_ 2 місяці тому +16

    Easily one of my favorite ERB rap battles

  • @Shreckster22
    @Shreckster22 Рік тому +138

    Can we all agree that Nietzsche basically carried the entire Western Philosophy team? Plus his moustache is amazing as well

    • @sloowbroo
      @sloowbroo Рік тому +29

      He helped them pick up the flow, what was great, but i wouldnt say he carried, voltaire and socrates did great too

    • @ImVeryOriginal
      @ImVeryOriginal 11 місяців тому +18

      Nah, everyone was bomb, although Nietzsche was definitely the spiciest.

    • @yulianaalvarado9236
      @yulianaalvarado9236 10 місяців тому +8

      They were all fire especially the second verse🔥🔥🔥

    • @dimitrisdimitriadis4913
      @dimitrisdimitriadis4913 10 місяців тому +7

      No, we can't agree, sorry. (Not sorry)

    • @Dubstepper
      @Dubstepper 9 місяців тому

      @@dimitrisdimitriadis4913 Speak for yourself

  • @randyjones3050
    @randyjones3050 2 роки тому +14874

    I like how this battle mirrors every philosophical debate on the internet. It starts out on point then devolves into comparing someone to Hitler and telling them to suck balls.

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 2 роки тому +188

      Yeah

    • @aj9777
      @aj9777 2 роки тому +331

      One big part of that. "Internet". Tells you all you need to know lol

    • @Halcon_Sierreno
      @Halcon_Sierreno 2 роки тому +167

      What did people get compared to before Hitler.

    • @aj9777
      @aj9777 2 роки тому +371

      @@Halcon_Sierreno evil was not conceived before Hitler's birth

    • @Halcon_Sierreno
      @Halcon_Sierreno 2 роки тому +41

      @@aj9777 That's ignorant.

  • @tigerwolf2243
    @tigerwolf2243 2 роки тому +2851

    Winner: Sun Tsu
    Loser: Also Sun Tsu
    He divided the other team, than he divided his own.

  • @les6447
    @les6447 29 днів тому +4

    One of ERB's most creative rap battles to this date, especially now that we all understand what these philosophical greats were talking about.

  • @ephraimalbertbelnap
    @ephraimalbertbelnap 5 місяців тому +9

    At 2:35 you can see Sun Tzu sneaking over to watch them with binoculars. The "turn them on themselves" precept he teaches is generally titled "OBSERVE Fire From Opposite Shore."
    It all fits!

  • @AkilTheAwesome
    @AkilTheAwesome 8 років тому +761

    "A bowl is most useful when it is empty"
    He's right though. You can fill an empty bowl whatever you want. You can't do anything with a bowl filled with something....

    • @Joshua-sc3dm
      @Joshua-sc3dm 8 років тому +41

      Just empty the bowl lol

    • @burn5500
      @burn5500 8 років тому +60

      Joshua Gaspard that means it will still be at it's most prominent when it is empty..

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma 8 років тому +5

      AkilTheAwesome I thought he said bow. Now it makes a little more sense.

    • @prakhartiwari3848
      @prakhartiwari3848 8 років тому +9

      If the bowl has milk in it, drink it, rocks, throw it, now where's your unusefulness. (PS I know that's not a word.)

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma 8 років тому +18

      Prakhar Tiwari The meaning is that you wouldn't empty a bowl full with money, just so you could put soup in it. But if you don't you starve and die. So the money which is in it, is as useful as an empty bowl, but more dangerous. Because you don't want to get rid of the money, and you feel that how much you could do with it. So you worry, and try to do something about it, but you will just fail and in the end you will have to empty that bowl. But if it would've been empty, than you wouldn't have spent all that energy on thinking, whether you should or should not empty it.
      It's just a stupid example, the meaning is to think about it. It's not that hard.

  • @silenthero101
    @silenthero101 5 років тому +4771

    Kinda love that they started fighting when Nietzsche insulted Socrates, cause that's essentially how he started his career.
    Birth of tragedy my dudes.

    • @djehutisundaka7998
      @djehutisundaka7998 5 років тому +76

      Kinda love the way they started
      with that Nietzsche insultin' Socrates.
      That's how his career started,
      Will to Birth of a Big Tragedy!

    • @awobbie.3140
      @awobbie.3140 5 років тому +78

      So wait. “Birth of Tragedy” was at the beginning of Nietzche’s career and they didn’t make a line in the battle that pointed this out? They really missed an opportunity. Something like, “The beginning of your career was the Birth of a Tragey,” although obviously more lyricized and eloquent.

    • @justkev633
      @justkev633 5 років тому +24

      nietzsche never really had a career in philosophy, he only became popular after he died

    • @Sepazuzu
      @Sepazuzu 5 років тому +10

      Just Kev well he was unpopular in his time that’s for sure but he did try to contribute to philosophy in his life before he went loco

    • @cosminblk8359
      @cosminblk8359 4 роки тому +21

      @@justkev633 Technically, nobody had a career in philosophy. They get money bases on their books, so they are basically they were unnimployed (unlike Ancient Greece, where the philosophers were really appriciated by the society because they were the masters of many domains)

  • @midoriyee
    @midoriyee 10 місяців тому +9

    Nietzsche's part unironially helped me remember his name's spelling on a test

  • @Sofa_Muncher
    @Sofa_Muncher 10 місяців тому +17

    this is probably my favourite ERB of all time, so harmonius and it just exploded into chaos. Masterful work

    • @AppleAPlusAntApplebeesAAABatte
      @AppleAPlusAntApplebeesAAABatte 9 місяців тому

      agreed, i loved the part where Voltaire said
      "Let me be frank: don't start beef with the Frank,
      Who hangs with B. Franks, giving ladies beef franks!"

  • @lesbos4tony
    @lesbos4tony 4 роки тому +7223

    Spelling Bee: Your word is “Nietzsche”
    ERB fans: *now this looks like a job for me*

    • @user-ho2sp6hb1t
      @user-ho2sp6hb1t 4 роки тому +137

      Why was this actually a good joke

    • @supersonic_tumbleweed
      @supersonic_tumbleweed 4 роки тому +112

      *So everybody just follow me*
      *’Cause we need a little controversy*
      *’Cause it feels so empty without me*

    • @kochoshinobu1452
      @kochoshinobu1452 4 роки тому +34

      *So everybody just follow me*
      *Cause we need a little controversy*
      *Cause it feels so empty without me!*

    • @charlesnichols9952
      @charlesnichols9952 4 роки тому +97

      If this happened to me I really don't think I could stop myself from saying "and I'll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee" and I'm not sure what the judges would think of that

    • @thegodofallakira6349
      @thegodofallakira6349 4 роки тому +25

      Charles Nichols I said that in class once on accident

  • @bruhmoment8624
    @bruhmoment8624 4 роки тому +4409

    Best flow: Confucius
    Best disses: Socrates
    Winner: Pompey the great

  • @realgod1002
    @realgod1002 5 місяців тому +10

    i wanna say this is 1 of the best rap battles to show how amazing the costume makers are. the costumes for the Western Philosophers are so well detailed

  • @anonemos
    @anonemos Рік тому +58

    "These white boys getting burned, cause guess what, now the Sun's out" is an incredible verse! So many meanings:
    He calls them "white boys" because they're European, therefore pale, so they get sunburn easily, and at the same time says they blanched with fear because he destroyed them with his words.
    "Burned" is obvious: getting sunburn from rising sun, or getting defeated/insulted by Sun Tzu
    "The Sun's out" not only means that Sun Tzu just rose like sun and started his battle, but also refers to Asia itself because the sun rises in the east.

    • @CoreyANeal2000
      @CoreyANeal2000 4 місяці тому +2

      If you listen to music. A lot of songs use concepts like this if your paying attention.

    • @anonemos
      @anonemos 4 місяці тому +1

      @@CoreyANeal2000 Yeah. I always love it when some verse just keeps giving you more and more meanings when you listen to it and think about it.

    • @CoreyANeal2000
      @CoreyANeal2000 3 місяці тому +1

      ​​@anonemos Word to the Wise
      Matt Corman. Is pretty good.
      All the Things I Hate About You
      Huddy. Is also good.
      This if you have the context of how those songs came to be.

    • @CoreyANeal2000
      @CoreyANeal2000 3 місяці тому +1

      BET ON ME
      ITZY.
      If you understand science behind thinking.

    • @anonemos
      @anonemos 3 місяці тому

      @@CoreyANeal2000 Oh, thanks!

  • @mattdisagoat9196
    @mattdisagoat9196 7 років тому +3104

    "I'll end any motherfucker like like my name in a spelling bee."
    -Fucking great, just fucking great

    • @ashthecash5076
      @ashthecash5076 7 років тому +2

      Excel Ghent j

    • @soare776
      @soare776 7 років тому

      Icedude00 Captain ?

    • @carmelarouk
      @carmelarouk 7 років тому +24

      it means "Nietzsche' is a difficult name to spell, and it'll be a slight surprise if it was used in a spelling bee competition

    • @robochop1957
      @robochop1957 7 років тому +5

      Icedude00 not really

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 7 років тому

      Icedude00 I agree

  • @m1a181
    @m1a181 7 років тому +4618

    "A rap of a thousand words, starts with a single sick beat" - Lao Tzu

  • @ebonyobrien5895
    @ebonyobrien5895 Місяць тому +4

    People overlook just how funny and fitting 'WHAT IS WINNING' is at the end lmao

  • @gowhite
    @gowhite 6 місяців тому +11

    Easily one THE most sick beats in ERB history! 🔥🔥

  • @Clancker1223
    @Clancker1223 8 років тому +1125

    Walt Disney (Grandfather of Disney) vs Osamu Tezuka (Grandfather of Anime)

    • @hrshowcase480
      @hrshowcase480 8 років тому +8

      I agree with you ☺

    • @TerryFGM
      @TerryFGM 8 років тому +6

      Clancker1223 "grandfather of disney", the fuck?

    • @exomonxt
      @exomonxt 8 років тому +6

      ***** are you Dumb Anime Is hundred Of years Old then Disney

    • @lazyinquisitor
      @lazyinquisitor 8 років тому

      TerryFGM Are you saying he said it the wrong way, or do you just don't get it? If you don't, he meant the one who created walt disney company. I don't know much about disney but am I wrong? If I'm wrong then someone please correct me ok? :)

    • @animecrazy7800
      @animecrazy7800 8 років тому +1

      Ooh... That is a good one, especially since I love anime!!

  • @Thegolddraco
    @Thegolddraco 8 років тому +1935

    Judas vs Brutus : ones of the greatest traitors in history

    • @Tiger29532
      @Tiger29532 8 років тому +63

      I would like to see Judas vs Benedict Arnold

    • @Navi-rb3zp
      @Navi-rb3zp 8 років тому

      Explosive Magic and me xD

    • @jc8153
      @jc8153 8 років тому +39

      Benedict was being treated like shit, though. Judas vs Brutus sounds better

    • @normpearii
      @normpearii 8 років тому +62

      Why not all 3 of them? Judas vs Brutus vs Arnold vs more traitors
      Similar to the Russian video, just keep stacking them til the most traitorous traitor.

    • @TheCommandosev
      @TheCommandosev 8 років тому +1

      Thegolddraco judas vs lando calrissian more like it.

  • @hiriasbloodweaver8593
    @hiriasbloodweaver8593 6 місяців тому +8

    Yeah, this is basically what philosophers do. Argue with each other all day, this is pretty accurate.

  • @billyjoeparker8054
    @billyjoeparker8054 16 днів тому +2

    remembering nietzsche’s spelling bee bar is currently my go to for remembering how to spell his name. i did it just now

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 Рік тому +13284

    I love that all the others drop some life philosophy shit while Sun Tzu, in true fashion, came to throw hands

    • @killme5630
      @killme5630 Рік тому +1707

      Bro wrote the art of throwing hands what do you expect

    • @a_person5853
      @a_person5853 Рік тому +609

      And Voltaire's rap was just he slept with more women so

    • @ThatWannabeLawyer
      @ThatWannabeLawyer Рік тому +455

      @@a_person5853 Thats kinda all that Voltaire did, other than like just writing letters about "we should be allowed to speak freely" which is what john locke already did

    • @DickEnchilada
      @DickEnchilada Рік тому +45

      @Bidoofen hold on, he also wrote Candide which was an attack on Leibniz's "best of all possible worlds" through the mechanism of Pangloss. Saying he was only about free speech undermines Voltaire tbh

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +12

      E‎ ‎

  • @panpan3303
    @panpan3303 4 роки тому +12166

    That bit on the end “what is winning?” Is criminally underated

    • @thirun779
      @thirun779 4 роки тому +164

      True. Never noticed it till now.

    • @captainpuff1238
      @captainpuff1238 4 роки тому +27

      Nice

    • @boehrb
      @boehrb 4 роки тому +38

      Perhaps the most poignant part

    • @Raz.C
      @Raz.C 4 роки тому +65

      "Me No Third Reichy" is too!!!

    • @dershogun6396
      @dershogun6396 4 роки тому +24

      [insert philosophy_joke here]

  • @mrfixa7702
    @mrfixa7702 Рік тому +7

    “Laozi i dont mean no disrespect but you need to fill your bowl with some shit that makes sense” - Sun Tzu

  • @eddieford9373
    @eddieford9373 13 днів тому +4

    The smile when he says "you can all hold these fortune cookies" is the best.

  • @mrmilktrayman8002
    @mrmilktrayman8002 2 роки тому +3497

    Me: *doing a Biology exam*
    My Brain: "CAUSE I'M N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E"
    Edit: Every time I come back to this video I fucking _wheeze_ when I have a look at this comment chain because _we're still going_ even though this is like our third loop now

    • @UniformGem2
      @UniformGem2 2 роки тому +234

      "And i'll end any motherf*cker like my name in a spelling bee''

    • @masayuki2454
      @masayuki2454 2 роки тому +103

      @@UniformGem2 “plebe bitch? I’m toxic like a hemlock sip”

    • @northstarpokeshipper2148
      @northstarpokeshipper2148 2 роки тому +74

      @@masayuki2454 hang a sandal on the door cuz you can **** soc’s ****

    • @whiteobama9366
      @whiteobama9366 2 роки тому +71

      @@northstarpokeshipper2148 Sacrebleu, Socrates! You're making things a little tense

    • @red-2895
      @red-2895 2 роки тому +64

      @@whiteobama9366 "Come let's blind these chinese heinies with some shiny bright enlightenment!"

  • @LlamaSupreme
    @LlamaSupreme 7 років тому +5315

    Probably the best battle when it comes to lyrics and references they've done. Pure genius.

    • @ChrisKoraltan
      @ChrisKoraltan 7 років тому +236

      not to mention the best arrangement making a 3 on 3 battle

    • @LukaM0
      @LukaM0 7 років тому +12

      agree

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 7 років тому +109

      Yep you can tell there was some serious studying on this one and I honestly think 3 or 4 of their best lines ever are packed in about 2 minutes of this battle.

    • @benpaton5796
      @benpaton5796 7 років тому +54

      It is not just the epic references but also the fact that the references are the criticisms that are proffered.

    • @MegaRenegade1000
      @MegaRenegade1000 7 років тому +7

      can't believe i never seen this one before... quite hilarious...

  • @Vickyanimates
    @Vickyanimates 8 місяців тому +8

    Imagine being a philospher, and then 21 centuries later someone creates this with you in it

  • @andrewmccal7666
    @andrewmccal7666 Місяць тому +2

    "Don't make Nietzsche come over there
    and put a knee up in your chi" thus spoke Zarathustra.

  • @qlexlee8893
    @qlexlee8893 7 років тому +3211

    "you killed god so I gotta ask, did he die of shame when he made your mustache?" ouch

    • @mrleast313
      @mrleast313 6 років тому +1

      Alickss Art 🙂

    • @chocolat2934
      @chocolat2934 6 років тому

      Damnn

    • @c-man2475
      @c-man2475 6 років тому

      Alickss Art lol

    • @blackassasin175
      @blackassasin175 4 роки тому +28

      I like his mustache tbh, if you see the pictures of him before the mustache he looked worse

    • @danielyo6778
      @danielyo6778 4 роки тому

      I tot I was the only 1 dat heard dis

  • @thomasjenkins7506
    @thomasjenkins7506 8 років тому +4168

    this one isn't settled yet. needs more.

    • @petertraicer
      @petertraicer 8 років тому +23

      +Thomas Jenkins PLEASEEEEE

    • @ellenmayo2233
      @ellenmayo2233 8 років тому +17

      +Thomas Jenkins YEEEEES

    • @mari-fc4ec
      @mari-fc4ec 8 років тому +41

      +Thomas Jenkins This needs rematch!

    • @maxsmith8196
      @maxsmith8196 8 років тому +1

      +Thomas Jenkins grass mask?

    • @theejabroni
      @theejabroni 8 років тому +3

      They better get Dumbfoundead on the next one if they do

  • @Suusleepy
    @Suusleepy 9 місяців тому +8

    I love how shocked Nitzsche looked when Voltaire starts getting mad at Socrates

  • @Skan735
    @Skan735 День тому +1

    The irony of Nietzsche's bar making me remember exactly how to spell his name while saying that spelling his name is impossible is not lost on me. Thank you for the mnemonic, ERB.

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 8 років тому +7204

    It's official. This is my favorite Rap Battle. No competition. This particular subject is really hard to write for, and they did both sides so perfectly equally. Both in execution and concept, this has made my #1 favorite Rap Battle. Wonderful.

    • @Flyingdragon71
      @Flyingdragon71 8 років тому +134

      100% agreed

    • @NCN2069
      @NCN2069 8 років тому +52

      +gagejoseph91 yeeeeeeeessssss confucius destroyed them

    • @aznhmongleader
      @aznhmongleader 8 років тому +51

      +gagejoseph91 Agreed! They nailed that Eastern philosophy down generically!

    • @noname-ds7pl
      @noname-ds7pl 8 років тому +1

      so true

    • @irrational18
      @irrational18 8 років тому +1

      +gagejoseph91 I completely agree.

  • @Jokaanan
    @Jokaanan 7 років тому +3772

    "laozi i don't mean no disrespect but you need to fill your bowl with some shit that makes some sense"
    i died

    • @yesindeed922
      @yesindeed922 6 років тому +26

      Jokanaan I'm outta heal packs tho 😢

    • @michaelgao5646
      @michaelgao5646 6 років тому +36

      Jokanaan The best part was Lao Tzu in the background

    • @andromedamarch4943
      @andromedamarch4943 5 років тому +11

      I died at 3:09

    • @Romellenios_Lanz_Daemos
      @Romellenios_Lanz_Daemos 5 років тому

      After watching a vid about wu wei, now I understand.

    • @phrogy_1992
      @phrogy_1992 5 років тому +14

      @@yesindeed922 What about,"why don't you tell your eyebrows they need to fit better on your face!" LOL

  • @princesssilvosa521
    @princesssilvosa521 Рік тому +15

    This will always be my favourite Rap Battle. Idk why I'm so hooked to this rap battle (its excellent and addicting). And I'll gladly let myself be hooked to this hahaha

  • @thegovernment0usa
    @thegovernment0usa 27 днів тому +3

    "All warfare is based on de-
    "...eez nuts."
    Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"

  • @MrFancy-rs3qy
    @MrFancy-rs3qy 4 роки тому +5364

    History teacher: so what happened to the philosophers
    Me: well it's complicated

    • @thepanther212
      @thepanther212 4 роки тому +30

      Mr. Fancy I just laughed my head of when I read this please tell me you came up with that

    • @coffinfeeder7732
      @coffinfeeder7732 4 роки тому +26

      Philosophers still exist, little jimmy... it isn’t an arcane title relegated to the men of old, there just hasn’t been many with the cultural significance of those presented in the video since.

    • @Cadomi
      @Cadomi 4 роки тому +16

      Joe Jane Its a joke comment...

    • @kev1257ful
      @kev1257ful 4 роки тому +7

      Joe Jane I think the most famous modern-day philosopher would have to be Zizek, his personality sets him apart from the rest

    • @coffinfeeder7732
      @coffinfeeder7732 4 роки тому +4

      Cadomi
      It’s a really, really, really, shitty attempt at humor bereft of any thought.

  • @thisisawesomeeeeeeee
    @thisisawesomeeeeeeee 7 років тому +1400

    I hate that this isn't even close to their most popular one

    • @realfartsmella
      @realfartsmella 7 років тому +53

      Me too. This one's easily in my top 5.

    • @DickePerserkatze
      @DickePerserkatze 7 років тому +2

      Which one is their most popular one? Too lazy to look up myself^^

    • @realfartsmella
      @realfartsmella 7 років тому +2

      Darius I Obama vs Romney

    • @greenekj6
      @greenekj6 7 років тому +35

      It's not popular because no one knows who Voltaire, Nietzsche, Sun Tzu, or Lao Tzu are.

    • @trymex9168
      @trymex9168 7 років тому +13

      Sad that this battle is one of there lowest videos, they're not at popular as the ones with 100m

  • @harubutjojo
    @harubutjojo 9 місяців тому +13

    It's crazy how much though they put into this battle. With each rappers lyrics matching their state of philosophy, they way each "rival" was placed against each other due to the clashes in their styles of philosophy, Sun Tzu using the art of war to turn the westerners on themselves only for the easterners' own clashes in their way of thinking also causing conflict. Even including some modern rap references with Method Man and Move Bitch the latter of which was also used as a double entendre to reference the work thay Lao Tzu had made. They really put thought into every single line. Easy top 5 battle.

  • @hatchetman3662
    @hatchetman3662 10 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the best you guys ever dropped. I love the beat.

  • @peaceloveandlightworker8958
    @peaceloveandlightworker8958 7 років тому +12327

    I've never forgotten how to spell "Nietzsche" since watching this video

    • @Yvaelle
      @Yvaelle 7 років тому +567

      Though I'm sure the other kids at the spelling bee were pretty intimidated when you threatened to 'end them' :)

    • @antraut839
      @antraut839 7 років тому +35

      me too

    • @jkyle1018
      @jkyle1018 7 років тому +266

      It's my favorite part of the song and the only reason I can spell his name.

    • @kaitospin3944
      @kaitospin3944 7 років тому +15

      I still can't lol

    • @levoncook5529
      @levoncook5529 7 років тому +6

      lmao

  • @specialunit0428
    @specialunit0428 5 років тому +4808

    "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." -Lao Tzu
    "the opportunity of defeat lies in our own hands. but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" -Sun Tzu
    "a man who moves a mountain begins to carry away small stones." -Confucius
    "that which does not kill us makes us stronger." -Nietzsche
    "there is only one good: knowledge, and only one evil: ignorance" -Socretes
    "judge of a man his questions, not his answers" -Voltaire

    • @AdonMaster
      @AdonMaster 5 років тому +222

      very underrated comment... thanks

    • @masterphoenixharp
      @masterphoenixharp 5 років тому +64

      I don't get what the point of writing these here was but thanks

    • @specialunit0428
      @specialunit0428 5 років тому +202

      @@masterphoenixharp i gave 1 quote per philosopher shown

    • @PoetaOm
      @PoetaOm 5 років тому +124

      Is Lao-Tzu's correct? His main quotes are from the Tao Te Ching and that fish stuff ain't there.
      How about: "Everything comes from being. Being comes from nothingness".
      or "The wise man doesn't need to prove his saying; he who has to prove his saying is not a wise man"
      or "we use lumber to build a cabin. But it's the inner space of it what is useful."
      or "man follows earth, earth follows the universe, the universe follows the Tao, and the Tao follows itself"
      Although, from all those philosophers, only Lao-Tse taught how to fish. Everyone else just gave away fish for all

    • @specialunit0428
      @specialunit0428 5 років тому +17

      @@PoetaOm yes, i believe it is correct. i specifically remember reading that somewhere, infact, i have a black and orange mug with that quote on it!

  • @romariodesrosier1450
    @romariodesrosier1450 8 місяців тому +25

    "Let me Be Frank, dont start beef with The Frank, who hangs with B. Franks, giving ladies beef franks!"
    That line gets me every time!

  • @JustJake0
    @JustJake0 10 місяців тому +1

    I understand a lot more now getting older and its even better than when i first watched/listened. Erb is art. Erb is a gift

  • @Coratlan
    @Coratlan 3 роки тому +4149

    I thought Lao Tzu's "move bitch get out the way" line was random but i just learned that Dao from daoism (the philosophy Lao Tzu contributed to) means "The way"

    • @Sojju7
      @Sojju7 3 роки тому +63

      Well daoism is more like a spiritual path that has a clear philosophy, not strictly a philosophy

    • @piotrgorski5384
      @piotrgorski5384 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah. We get that reference 5 years ago. It was very clever.

    • @ceral1079
      @ceral1079 3 роки тому +78

      Not only that - when Lao Tzu wanted to leave "China" (he just traveled further to the West and was never seen again) a guy guarding some border blocked his path. Wanting prove that it is indeed LT, LT procceeded to write down his entire philosophy just to get him out of the way.
      At least that's what Richard Wilhelm wrote in his preface of the Dao de Ging, if I remember correctly. It's been a while

    • @Sojju7
      @Sojju7 3 роки тому +21

      @@ceral1079 yeah but as a Taoist myself I must say to you that this tale is a myth, a symbolic teaching of Lao Tzu wisdom. Probably never happened, the very existence of Lao Tzu is debatable. He may be himself a symbolic figure to represent a tradition of sage masters that discovered the nature of the Tao. He is considered by Taoist the perfect immortal, the model to reach in order to be in union with the Tao.

    • @ceral1079
      @ceral1079 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sojju7 Oh I know that chances are he as in an individual didn't exist, which is why I referred to the preface. I should have been more specific about the "probably never happened" part, that's true. Thanks for the clarification!

  • @benjaminrichards679
    @benjaminrichards679 4 роки тому +2821

    For those who don't know, this is Peter's favorite battle

    • @vidakgrujic827
      @vidakgrujic827 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah, mine too

    • @clenjones5748
      @clenjones5748 3 роки тому +4

      No one cares.

    • @iwantnumber9676
      @iwantnumber9676 3 роки тому +148

      @@clenjones5748 you cared enough to reply and click on this comment

    • @clenjones5748
      @clenjones5748 3 роки тому +6

      I want number 9 I care enough that Peter is a little bitch.

    • @iwantnumber9676
      @iwantnumber9676 3 роки тому +57

      @@clenjones5748 So someone did care

  • @RoccoSocko
    @RoccoSocko Рік тому +5

    This is probably one of the most fire ERB videos

  • @ThePikminCaptain
    @ThePikminCaptain 6 місяців тому +6

    0:12 Western Philosophers
    0:38 Eastern Philosophers
    1:04 Western Philosophers 2
    1:42 Eastern Philosophers 2
    2:14 Western Philosophers 3
    2:52 Eastern Philosophers 3

  • @stormium1566
    @stormium1566 7 років тому +1237

    Rematch with more philosophers for both sides.

    • @nexusnova6852
      @nexusnova6852 7 років тому +19

      agreed

    • @jrthehunter4309
      @jrthehunter4309 7 років тому +2

      XstormageddonX agreed. I wish they included Alan Watts. He's my favorite philosopher.

    • @anshelahmad3433
      @anshelahmad3433 7 років тому +2

      Hell yea, and they bring in Martin Luter Jr. and Gandhi to finish off for each side

    • @nexusnova6852
      @nexusnova6852 7 років тому +6

      +Ashnel Ahmad
      Martin Luther Jr. was a good man, but he was a theologian and not a philosopher.

    • @MistiriousStranger1
      @MistiriousStranger1 7 років тому +1

      Was Siddhartha Gautama a philosopher?

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 роки тому +3761

    "Move bitch, get out the way!"
    This is the best crossover in history.

    • @vwgames49
      @vwgames49 3 роки тому +85

      I thought you were dead

    • @varun2904
      @varun2904 3 роки тому +55

      @@vwgames49 he comes in every video of ERB when US presidents come.

    • @DustyDaniel
      @DustyDaniel 3 роки тому +12

      @@varun2904 he wasn't in trump vs biden

    • @rogergonie1251
      @rogergonie1251 3 роки тому +17

      @@vwgames49 he catched the bullet with his skull

    • @johnkennedy9163
      @johnkennedy9163 3 роки тому +5

      @Keyan Halfacre True, he really doesn't.

  • @nathanrichardson8402
    @nathanrichardson8402 Місяць тому

    Oh my gosh, this is absolutely the best video I have ever watched in my entire life! I had my eyes full of tears both because of the truth but also because of the laughter… These men are just incredibly gifted, and I’ve just watched the first video. I have no idea if there are others but I am now their greatest fan.

  • @IntoClaire
    @IntoClaire Рік тому +2

    This is the most thought out and clever ERB of History after 7+ years!

  • @LukaM0
    @LukaM0 7 років тому +1541

    This is the best ERB ever made... nietzsche is fucking savage.

  • @donFranko99
    @donFranko99 2 роки тому +5622

    After watching this 374 times ive noticed little Sun smiling in the background when westeners starts to argue and its absolutely hilarious

  • @Zhu256
    @Zhu256 Рік тому +2

    One of my favorite episodes of ERB.

  • @arlet101
    @arlet101 Рік тому +6

    OMG. At first when I heard Lao Tzu bar: "You don't want to stand in the path of Lau Tsu today, I'll make you move bitch, get out the way" I thought it was..meh. BUT, now that I read some of his philosophy which is - the Tao Te Ching = which literally translates to THE WAY. Now, years later, I see what you did there. respect.