Trump’s Election Dreams Becoming Impossible, Georgia Indictments Coming & A.I. Chatbots Wreak Havoc

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  • Опубліковано 21 лют 2023
  • Today is the first day of Lent and Guillermo talks about what he has given up, the National Weather Service issued a blizzard warning for parts of LA County this weekend, A.I. Chatbots are taking over and there are a number of unsettling reports about how they interact with humans, Jimmy reads the first ever computer-generated late night talk show monologue joke, there are hints of multiple indictments being handed down over Trump’s brazen attempts to overturn the election in Georgia, the foreperson on the jury Emily Kohrs is speaking to the press before they even announce indictments, Donald Jr,. is bigly upset about Joe Biden’s trip to Ukraine, Junior was on the road with Daddy in East Palestine, Ohio today, and even with the majority of Republicans believing that the GOP has a better shot of winning the White House without Trump, Donald Quixote continues to dream the impossible dream.
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  • @mystronghand4038
    @mystronghand4038 Рік тому +72

    Passing out Chinese made red hats 🤣

  • @brianbullivant1009
    @brianbullivant1009 Рік тому +19

    Bravely, Guillermo has never given up on a single meal in his entire life. He's my hero!

  • @leeneil5775
    @leeneil5775 Рік тому +4

    "Not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a trainwreck" Comedy gold!

  • @lonnieappleby6242
    @lonnieappleby6242 Рік тому +2

    “Tan of La Mancha!” 🤣 PURE GENIUS MASH UP!!!

  • @rebekahogle9021
    @rebekahogle9021 Рік тому +327

    After the 2016 election, one of my patients said "We've gone from class to trash." So, so true.

    • @beanzieobeanz2955
      @beanzieobeanz2955 Рік тому +5

      never were class

    • @johnyoung4923
      @johnyoung4923 Рік тому

      Obama was everything America thought it could be. Trump was everything America is.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Рік тому

      @@jakelachance4408 And yet Biden never incited an insurrection like the sore loser who made America a global joke.

    • @normanriley5373
      @normanriley5373 Рік тому +2

      what have you been smoken

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Рік тому +29

      @@jakelachance4408 Every Democrat is Einstein compared with someone who types "won" after over 60 failed legal challenges

  • @marketads1
    @marketads1 Рік тому +47

    TAN OF LA MANCHA!! 😂 That bit alone is worth an Emmy!!!

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Рік тому +2

      *Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
      🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
      🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
      🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
      🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶

  • @WhatsInAName222
    @WhatsInAName222 Рік тому +49

    Jimmy Kimmel, Colbert, etc. need a medal for service to humanity. Some of the new is so depressing that the only way to digest it is through these guys. Thank you! Thank you! thank you!

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 Рік тому +2

      Totally agree. I wouldn't have survived the last two years without my daily dose of Jimmy and Stephen.

    • @hgr.7857
      @hgr.7857 Рік тому

      Seth Meyers & JK got me through 4 very unsettling years of outrageously disgusting current events. Gotta laugh to keep from going mad 🤷🏼
      (Hint: 2017-2020)

    • @smokesmypaparazi
      @smokesmypaparazi Рік тому

      ​@@hgr.7857 agree the current events and current state of the country are outrageously disgusting. It is a relief to listen to these jokers as you can't take them seriously.

  • @pemdechen6300
    @pemdechen6300 Рік тому +8

    The montage of the 🍊 one was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you!

  • @andrewgarcia4330
    @andrewgarcia4330 Рік тому +11

    I think Jr's on blow again.

  • @marymiller9870
    @marymiller9870 Рік тому +73

    Thank you for telling her to shut up!!!!! She's going to screw it all up! Lord please send her home!!!

    • @samcooper1761
      @samcooper1761 Рік тому

      Yes! TFG will get off because this stupid child has to have her 15 minutes of fame. "*Giggle*I just thought it would be an awesome moment!!!!" Smh.

  • @jonellepatterson82
    @jonellepatterson82 Рік тому +28

    If Emily screws up indictments it's on her and shame on the news media for enabling her.

    • @bmpk7473
      @bmpk7473 Рік тому +1

      already been stated that she is able to speak about the deliberations, so. No, it's not on her.

    • @appleblossomxo
      @appleblossomxo Рік тому

      Jonelle Patterson: It was so ludicrous, would fit right in with the shenanigans against the American public. Don't think they could have found a better character actress if posted on central casting.

  • @philipstewart4474
    @philipstewart4474 Рік тому +2

    Impossible dream edit is GOLD!

  • @kevinbwillson4161
    @kevinbwillson4161 Рік тому +17

    Did it again “Bar a Largo” Thank you all

  • @JimmyDeLocke
    @JimmyDeLocke Рік тому +33

    Tan of La Mancha deserves an Emmy

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Рік тому +2

      *Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
      🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
      🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
      🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
      🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶

  • @samk4475
    @samk4475 Рік тому +49

    “Train wreck talking to train wreck” The best punchline of the week😂

  • @farrahfeathers6668
    @farrahfeathers6668 Рік тому +560

    It’s not everyday a train wreck talks about a train wreck! I died 💀😂

    • @dianemcwilliams7271
      @dianemcwilliams7271 Рік тому +15

      Perfection!

    • @markedly1013
      @markedly1013 Рік тому +12

      Can't top that one!

    • @andrewp7509
      @andrewp7509 Рік тому +5

      While a train wreck chugs to Ukraine and buhhdah edge edge thinks about the lights he put under bridges in South Bend Indiana as he pulls his bike out of the car trunk to ride it the last block to work

    • @malcolmbliss777
      @malcolmbliss777 Рік тому +18

      Yet you watched. And that sends his ratings even higher. You support Kimmel as much as any fan. Does it make you feel good? It makes me feel great!

    • @Marchant2
      @Marchant2 Рік тому

      @@andrewp7509 dump f**ked up, which causes you to come to the comments to make an attempt at english so you can do a Right Wing whataboutism.

  • @marydonohoe8200
    @marydonohoe8200 Рік тому +343

    I hope MTG is thrilled with her boy’s brilliant performance in Palestine, OH. Such a hero for the Common Man. The hero who, during his sole administration, dismantled railroad regulations. (Among many other disasters...)

    • @markg1727
      @markg1727 Рік тому +8

      False

    • @eddapultstab2078
      @eddapultstab2078 Рік тому +35

      @@markg1727 such stirring rhetoric.....

    • @Lh-wq5gc
      @Lh-wq5gc Рік тому

      What a moronic thing to say

    • @Lh-wq5gc
      @Lh-wq5gc Рік тому +6

      The Federal Railroad Administration creates and enforces rail safety regulations, administers rail funding, and researches rail improvement strategies and technologies

    • @DearCult45cultist
      @DearCult45cultist Рік тому +19

      @@markg1727 True

  • @marywallace4086
    @marywallace4086 Рік тому +4

    Best monologue ever!

  • @michelmadaire257
    @michelmadaire257 Рік тому +18

    The ending was PERFECT. Jimmy. Congrats to your staff. Keep up the gooood work, we love ya. Canada Quebec.

  • @grumpydave7329
    @grumpydave7329 Рік тому +17

    "Somebody go grab me another six-pack of lawyers."

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +421

    Don Jr. admitted his father didn’t even bother to tell him he’s not coming to dinner.

    • @Picnuts
      @Picnuts Рік тому +13

      Jr. is very intense!

    • @vvohvaelez9277
      @vvohvaelez9277 Рік тому +20

      "not the first time it happened" lmfao

    • @talk3194
      @talk3194 Рік тому +35

      And it was Christmas not Thanksgiving! 😂 Go snort another line Jr.

    • @rurdy2rk380
      @rurdy2rk380 Рік тому +9

      So he finally figured out who that was?

    • @akmpolsen
      @akmpolsen Рік тому

      If Don Jr isn't a cokehead, then no one is.

  • @citiboikidd6372
    @citiboikidd6372 Рік тому +6

    Emily Kohrs’ childlike expressions are oh so cute… 😂😂😂❤

  • @christinecharles4586
    @christinecharles4586 Рік тому +20

    DJT always looks like he's in a skit where they have someone else hiding behind him, reaching around doing the hand motions!

  • @fowleheidi482
    @fowleheidi482 Рік тому +75

    I walked down Paradise in Vegas, winds were strong when I went to the store, walking back winds got to 60mph a homeless friend I'd helped out came to my side as I was crouching holding a pole. He dragged me off the street and hid me in his shelter behind the 7-11. When it calmed down I made him dinner and did his laundry. Every time I go back to Vegas I look for Eric at Paradise and East Twain 7-11.
    If you see him please give him something to eat a blanket, a tarp. He's convinced he's better off on the street. I tried everything to get him help.

    • @sjones3191
      @sjones3191 Рік тому +1

      What’s his ethnicity?

    • @therealfrantux
      @therealfrantux Рік тому +8

      ​@s jones why is that important? Honest question

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Рік тому

      ​@@sjones3191down & out

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 Рік тому +15

      @@sjones3191 he's human.

    • @letthedogsout1
      @letthedogsout1 Рік тому

      Do you have someone writing the soundtrack for this song yet?

  • @israelcm7246
    @israelcm7246 Рік тому +54

    It's not often you see a train wreck, talking about a train wreck. 😂 😂. Nicely said JK.

  • @derrickbeaubearic4100
    @derrickbeaubearic4100 Рік тому +1

    Wow Circuit City, that's a throw back 😆

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 Рік тому +5

    I'm gonna find somebody to smile at me the way Emily smiles.

  • @elphieofkiamoko
    @elphieofkiamoko Рік тому +328

    That jurist, Emily, had the best expressions and was so fun to watch. But Emily, please 🤣

    • @theinquisitor18
      @theinquisitor18 Рік тому +66

      She sounds so excited to be part of something that most people will never be a part of. I get it. But, yeah. She needs to go home and relax. 😂

    • @gremlinn7
      @gremlinn7 Рік тому +38

      @@theinquisitor18 She needs to save up some of that enthusiasm for the inevitable tell-all book.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Рік тому

      What a dork.....sheesh

    • @mandyinseattle
      @mandyinseattle Рік тому

      She bugs me. She's a narcissist who screams, look at me! She probably will be the cause of a change of venue which would be unfortunate.

    • @doggygaming950
      @doggygaming950 Рік тому +9

      She didn't actually say anything.

  • @richardmendoza4389
    @richardmendoza4389 Рік тому +52

    Another monologue, another Nailed It.

  • @hollyirisdrucker2201
    @hollyirisdrucker2201 Рік тому +1

    Oh Lord Jimmy, LMAO. The train joke did me in LOL.

  • @ThompterSHunson
    @ThompterSHunson Рік тому +4

    03:29 That letter is like my labrador dog got a human voice 😂😂

  • @jamesyates1432
    @jamesyates1432 Рік тому +1

    MAD PROPS to the EDITOR that assembled those tiny clips to make a hilarious parody.

  • @iamlalapalooza
    @iamlalapalooza Рік тому +12

    Those outhouses? It looks like they had someplace to go.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Рік тому

      As the tumbleweeds blow through your comment, the plaintive cry of the wind can be heard across the swooping plains, _"r/woosh"_ . . .

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Рік тому +1

      Last night there was a break in at police headquarters, and all the toilets were stolen. The investigators are baffled. They have nothing to go on.

  • @renatacantore3684
    @renatacantore3684 Рік тому +3

    Another masterpiece 👏🏽👏🏽🏆

  • @lornahouston8607
    @lornahouston8607 Рік тому +6

    Loved the ending, kudos to the editor

  • @Pbav8tor
    @Pbav8tor Рік тому +10

    On fire Jimmy!

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 Рік тому +267

    Give your editor a raise for that ending.

    • @bianca-sg8zq
      @bianca-sg8zq Рік тому +14

      Absolutely!! The editing of Trump's soundbites was dope!! And too funny!!🤣😂 "Tan of LaMancha!!"🤣😂

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Рік тому +3

      @@bianca-sg8zq ; was dope? sure

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Рік тому +11

      *Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
      🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
      🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
      🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
      🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶

    • @emmawattson3187
      @emmawattson3187 Рік тому +6

      @@paradisepipeco BRAVO!!!!!!!

    • @JustMe-mh2pn
      @JustMe-mh2pn Рік тому +3

      ​@jones that's hilarious 😂

  • @MLightstone
    @MLightstone Рік тому +1

    Best monolog ever.

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 Рік тому +1

    2:59 "Bing the Conqueror" ROFL! Kimmel's writing staff comes up with the best puns!

  • @BooksForever
    @BooksForever Рік тому +14

    DJT Jr. has shoulders that apparently sloped away in utter embarrassment. Or perhaps he ate them. Gone at any rate.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 Рік тому +1

      I’m really not a fan of body shaming in any respect, but I gotta confess that I couldn’t stop staring at his complete absence of shoulders during that clip. I’ve never noticed it before - he must usually wear ‘80s shoulder-padded power suits?
      Also I can’t help but ponder whether he is really Trump’s biological son? There’s no physical resemblance there at all! With Eric, yes, you can kinda see it. But Jr? He looks bugger all like his mother OR father! 🤔

    • @themamasquirrel7274
      @themamasquirrel7274 Рік тому

      ​@@clothilde1623 I love your reminder about body shaming.

    • @themamasquirrel7274
      @themamasquirrel7274 Рік тому

      That shirt does not fit. Cant he afford something better?

  • @TheJJMclure
    @TheJJMclure Рік тому +22

    Jr. needs some shoulder pads!!

    • @zippyustar6350
      @zippyustar6350 Рік тому +5

      & a spine

    • @TheJJMclure
      @TheJJMclure Рік тому

      @@zippyustar6350 set of stones could help. Bet he sits down to pee.

    • @lorinelson5383
      @lorinelson5383 Рік тому +2

      And a brain

    • @cathieludemann5879
      @cathieludemann5879 Рік тому +1

      Craig:. You nailed it. I kept staring at the space where there should have been shoulders. He's a freak! Who is also now doing the accordion hand trick.

  • @arizonanative7409
    @arizonanative7409 Рік тому +3

    The montage at the end! Had to watch three times… brilliant work!

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos Рік тому +2

    “The impossible dream” was genius. Thank you.

  • @gljm
    @gljm Рік тому +18

    To whom ever of Jimmy's staff who had to probably listen to thousands of hours of Trump ramblings to find all those words, those "Biggly Lots of Words" WE SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @jondorsey1715
    @jondorsey1715 Рік тому +224

    Don Jr seems like he's progressively working on impressions of his dad

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Рік тому +21

      He reminds me of a lush that lived in my neighborhood. That man was always drunk, high in something or both.

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 Рік тому +13

      That poor bastard. He is half as smart as Don Sr.

    • @matthewbishop2986
      @matthewbishop2986 Рік тому +11

      Don Jr sounds more like Kermit the frog rip off to me 🤣🤣

    • @samsepiol05590
      @samsepiol05590 Рік тому +7

      just listen to him say “Chy-na”
      FDT

    • @petedog9581
      @petedog9581 Рік тому +7

      Gotta like the lil hands with the pinched fingers move.

  • @trumpnation921
    @trumpnation921 Рік тому +2

    I love Jimmy Kimmel he's funny as hell

  • @jimough2441
    @jimough2441 Рік тому +3

    The comedy never stops!

  • @kittys.2870
    @kittys.2870 Рік тому +125

    "Anyone under criminal investigation should not be allowed to run for any public office" said djt during his debate with Hillary

    • @GRJCLyon
      @GRJCLyon Рік тому

      Yet, when Old Pototo Joe was supposed to be investigated the reason why it was delayed was because it could have affected the election results. Fuq outta here.

  • @barbarawalsh2875
    @barbarawalsh2875 Рік тому +11

    Big props to your editing staff.

  • @C_mao
    @C_mao Рік тому +1

    "A train wreck talking about a train wreck"
    Nailed it.

  • @williamsimonds5429
    @williamsimonds5429 Рік тому +6

    The Man From LaMuncha can't catch a break here - WELL, he don't deserve one. SNAP

  • @robertw.1499
    @robertw.1499 Рік тому +7

    Giving Kohrs the job of spokesperson is indicative of the American system. Give a child such an important job and that child will be the one that takes the whole thing to a retrial. WTF is wrong in America? Wow 🤮

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Рік тому +3

      Other countries don’t have this “Grand Jury” concept. It’s not clear what legal purpose it serves: either you press charges and prosecute, or you don’t.

    • @lstone3633
      @lstone3633 16 днів тому

      Are the republicans granular enough to have orchestrated this or is it the predictable result of celebrity culture?

  • @ReviewingTech101
    @ReviewingTech101 Рік тому +2

    When don jr said he showed up to thanksgiving dinner they should’ve played a clip from Austin powers Daddy wasn’t there 😂😂😂😂

  • @johngibbs799
    @johngibbs799 Рік тому +3

    Outstanding episode!!! 🤠

  • @communitygardener17
    @communitygardener17 Рік тому +73

    God, you can almost see Putin's hand pulling trumps strings.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      Trump and Putin how old is that can't you morons come up with something different damn

    • @nickwilliams3050
      @nickwilliams3050 Рік тому

      lmao you are so brainwashed its wild.

    • @chokeama3389
      @chokeama3389 Рік тому

      Everything with trump and Putin has been proved to be false

  • @Studeb
    @Studeb Рік тому +9

    Jr is starting to sound like he's doing a comedic impression of Sr.

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit Рік тому

    This was one of your best shows ever!!! The Trump segment was golden, should be shown on all news media.

  • @MrCaptaintrips54
    @MrCaptaintrips54 Рік тому +5

    I love her grin, you so cool Emily!

  • @jackl4laughs
    @jackl4laughs Рік тому +71

    Watch "Trump Water" turn out to be ocean water from Florida...

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Рік тому +11

      Nope. It is sweat. Lots and lots of Trump sweat... so avoid Trump Water.

    • @michaelbray109
      @michaelbray109 Рік тому +18

      Toilet water from the backed up bog full of classified documents…

    • @jeremycurtis2334
      @jeremycurtis2334 Рік тому +5

      @@michaelbray109 yeah I don’t see it as salty ocean water, but unclean toilet water, definitely.

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u Рік тому +8

      Water from the contaminated stream

    • @jim007
      @jim007 Рік тому

      Wasn't tRUMPS bottled water discontinued 10 years ago?

  • @mystronghand4038
    @mystronghand4038 Рік тому +176

    Watching crack head Jr cry is always HILARIOUS

    • @nataliejacob9438
      @nataliejacob9438 Рік тому +9

      You was watching Hunter. You haters need God in your lives.

    • @andrewp7509
      @andrewp7509 Рік тому

      Hunter Biden....

    • @omiikojackson6445
      @omiikojackson6445 Рік тому

      ​@@nataliejacob9438 That bastard is calling himself a crackhead. Girl it's all jealously. The Trump family got all of them nervous as hell.

    • @nataliejacob9438
      @nataliejacob9438 Рік тому

      @@omiikojackson6445 they still dealing with the Trump syndrome. Bunch of blind demo sheep.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Рік тому +9

      @@nataliejacob9438 We know who the hater is, Princess. And you misspelled _"Dog"._

  • @jeananderson7416
    @jeananderson7416 Рік тому +2

    Not every day you get to see a wreck talk about a wreck, one of the best descriptions of donald tdump.

  • @Nefville
    @Nefville Рік тому +40

    I love this jury foreperson, she's just out there living life and having fun.

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 Рік тому

      She doesnt seem to be aware that our ex-president was recorded trying to bribe and coerce our GA. Secretary of State!!

  • @EmaliaDenoon
    @EmaliaDenoon Рік тому +115

    The opening monologue never gets OLD! Porter potties 🤣

  • @quadroscm
    @quadroscm Рік тому +7

    Jimmy Kimmel, that was an epic show!

  • @moseskefa
    @moseskefa Рік тому +59

    She got the energy of a child giving her parents a powerpoint presentation on why they should take the family to Disney land this summer 😂😂😂

  • @flowerfarmerscott
    @flowerfarmerscott Рік тому +28

    Emily should do interviews every day! She has rules from the judge and DA and I'm sure she's following them. She's quite charming and a refreshingly human voice on the media.

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj Рік тому

      Ya think? Huh. It's interesting how differently people see others.

  • @faye2592
    @faye2592 Рік тому +135

    OMG! Jimmy and his writers deserve an Emmy for that Tan of La Mancha bit! Solid Gold! A true work of art!!! THANK YOU! 😘

    • @stephenrowe1921
      @stephenrowe1921 Рік тому +6

      I liked MAGA Teresa.

    • @catherinechirumbolo9467
      @catherinechirumbolo9467 Рік тому +4

      I love Jimmy's monologues especially when he focuses on trump and trump has gotten to the point that I can't tell him from the worst caricature or impression of himself!

    • @theorpheumcircuit
      @theorpheumcircuit Рік тому +4

      Audio and video editors, take a bow! Give them some Emmy love too!

  • @joblessbum7
    @joblessbum7 Рік тому +6

    For Don Jr, isn't that every Thanksgiving

  • @bradwhitham4115
    @bradwhitham4115 Рік тому +2

    I bet DJT had a security person following him around collecting a Jackson for every one of those hats. Two bucks each for every one of those 12-year-old bottles of water, too.

    • @ronk9830
      @ronk9830 Рік тому

      What a thrill for those people. Superhero Donald in their presence...😂
      And a bottle of water and a hat.

  • @justhearmeout3959
    @justhearmeout3959 Рік тому +2

    "This might be the first ever computer generated late night joke"
    I don't believe you 😂

  • @joachimschoder
    @joachimschoder Рік тому +809

    It is weird how Trump didn't brag about he deregulated the train companies. After all all of this wouldn't have been possible without him.

    • @markg1727
      @markg1727 Рік тому +24

      False

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann Рік тому +129

      @@markg1727 Nope. Trump deregulated the trains. If he kept the regulations this wouldn't have happened. "Sorry" you didn't know this (yes you did.)

    • @mrlookagain1142
      @mrlookagain1142 Рік тому +12

      Ahh so anything bad, lay it all on him. When it comes to anything positively productive he did either deflect or obfuscate. Got it.

    • @Lh-wq5gc
      @Lh-wq5gc Рік тому +1

      You do realize "trump administration" or "trump era" does not actually mean Trump himself made these decisions he can't just do things without process and people like you are so uneducated to believe that because Jimmy Kimmel said it was trump who decided this then that must mean it was directly his fault and his choice have you ever heard of the FRA?? The federal railroad administration??

    • @Lh-wq5gc
      @Lh-wq5gc Рік тому +1

      ​​@@ChristophBrinkmann bahahaha sorry you trust people like CNN and jimmy Kimmel instead of actual facts trump didn't do this it happened during his administration but he can not just make regulations he wants there's always a process

  • @EP-ko2yi
    @EP-ko2yi Рік тому +18

    That probably happens to Jr. a lot.

  • @deefortier8796
    @deefortier8796 Рік тому +1

    Love ❤️ You Jimmy ❤️ You Make Me ❤️ Laugh 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

  • @lincolnlawyer9704
    @lincolnlawyer9704 Рік тому +1

    What? No paper towels! We in Ohio are not good enough for paper towels!

  • @debbievoss3496
    @debbievoss3496 Рік тому +20

    He's like Santi-Clawz handing out all those expensive little red hats.

  • @quantumrobin4627
    @quantumrobin4627 Рік тому +166

    Trump in Ohio peddling his water and hats is the grossest thing I’ve seen yet

    • @jeanbryant4180
      @jeanbryant4180 Рік тому +1

      Trump is just plain gross

    • @rodom7171
      @rodom7171 Рік тому +1

      tRump is actually the anti-American focused on partnership with Putin to destroy democracy and NATO!

    • @melwelker6077
      @melwelker6077 Рік тому +20

      Compared to trump throwing Paper Towels at Hurricane victims??

    • @Sam-ln1ji
      @Sam-ln1ji Рік тому +7

      Where’s Biden?

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Рік тому +29

      Biden’s not playing golf, that’s for sure.

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth Рік тому +3

    What would be the point of having Trump swear to tell the truth? His oath to uphold the constitution didn't prevent him from inciting an insurrection.

  • @patriciachristianson8986
    @patriciachristianson8986 Рік тому +5

    Spot on,Jimmy!! Loved it! Thanks for making me LOL !!

  • @erikk77
    @erikk77 Рік тому +14

    Thumbs up for the framing joke.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Рік тому +25

    Love and respect for Jimmy, Guillermo, staff, and the warm-up guy!!! 🤗🩵

  • @PegasusID
    @PegasusID Рік тому +1

    My sympathies to the editors who had to watch SO MUCH footage to grab each word.

  • @ricardocerrillo3472
    @ricardocerrillo3472 Рік тому +6

    An atomic grade presentation, Jimmy and crew ...brilliant!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @jeanniemadosky523
    @jeanniemadosky523 Рік тому +48

    Dude you killed it tonight LMAO!

  • @guyincogneto8979
    @guyincogneto8979 Рік тому +8

    "Guilty" means "total exoneration", to that goof.

  • @juliwooyootoob
    @juliwooyootoob Рік тому +1

    brilliant spoof! made my day.

  • @vanessashaw3351
    @vanessashaw3351 Рік тому +1

    Had no idea that DonnieJnr had almost no shoulders 😳

  • @paulorganisation1
    @paulorganisation1 Рік тому +9

    Oh emily.....😅😅😅.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Рік тому +3

    Don Jr. is a son that keeps on giving.

  • @davidnordmeyer513
    @davidnordmeyer513 Рік тому

    That Grand Jury spokesperson is just too adorable :)

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 Рік тому +1

    "It's like a Drake song" that made me laugh

  • @CRMcGee2
    @CRMcGee2 Рік тому +103

    The foreperson Emily Kohrs acted like she was dishing high school gossip. 🙄

    • @mohar1513
      @mohar1513 Рік тому +16

      It’s such an Emily thing to do.

    • @IndependentConversations
      @IndependentConversations Рік тому +5

      If she was still on the jury, then that's a real legal problem and grounds for a mistrial. Her grand jury was dismissed in January

    • @vvohvaelez9277
      @vvohvaelez9277 Рік тому +4

      @@IndependentConversations saying over a dozen indictments have been recommended doesnt constitute a mistrial

    • @IndependentConversations
      @IndependentConversations Рік тому +3

      @Vvoh vaelez I know that but thank you. I was trying to get back at a troll

    • @KG-mx1rp
      @KG-mx1rp Рік тому

      ​@@vvohvaelez9277if that doesn't, her nose clearly should. Looked like she was terrorizing Gotham city

  • @jameswells2826
    @jameswells2826 Рік тому +33

    I Really Enjoyed Today's Video So Much And I Really Like Jimmy Kimmel So Much

  • @carolinchen4683
    @carolinchen4683 Рік тому +1

    The AI threatening to ruin that professor's career and destroy his reputation reminds me of my ex-PhD supervisor! Ahhh!

  • @carenann918
    @carenann918 Рік тому +1

    Jr's Kermit the Frog impersonation is really getting good.

  • @smooches1368
    @smooches1368 Рік тому +40

    Jimmy Kimmels' media/video editing people are geniuses. This is funny stuff.

  • @noreenconstantine4612
    @noreenconstantine4612 Рік тому +3

    That song was the best! Emmy material for sure

  • @skeandhu001
    @skeandhu001 Рік тому +1

    Emily, I LOVE You for this…😂👍

  • @joyberger1667
    @joyberger1667 Рік тому +1

    Excellent!

  • @Dave-ht7dx
    @Dave-ht7dx Рік тому +5

    Greatest Hit ever, collage of The Impossible Dream. Very creative.

  • @Barklikeadog61
    @Barklikeadog61 Рік тому +84

    That ending had me gasping for air, too funny!

    • @theodoremoran1529
      @theodoremoran1529 Рік тому +2

      I was dying hahaha holy moly hahaha hilarious 🤣👍🏼

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Рік тому +1

      *Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:*
      🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶
      🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶
      🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶
      🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵
      🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶