Trump Gives Away His Daughter AND the Senate & Lindsey Graham Gets Choked Up About Herschel
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- Опубліковано 13 лис 2022
- Jimmy recaps all the sights and drama from Donald Trump’s daughter Tiffany’s wedding (that he was definitely at), and he talks about Trump’s strange thumbs up pose in the wedding pics, Ivanka cropping Don Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle out of her picture, all of the fashion from the various family members, the Democrats winning the Senate, most of the candidates Trump endorsed losing, Lindsey Graham getting choked up about Herschel Walker on Hannity, Trump’s pending announcement about running for President again, Mike Pence sitting down with David Muir to talk about his experience on January 6th, President Biden meeting with Chinese President Xi, Jeff Bezos claiming that he will give most of his $120 billion fortune to charity, and our in-house movie critic Yehya reviews the number one movie in America, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.
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How much did DT charge Tiffany to have the wedding at Mar-la-go and to take pictures with him?
🤣🤭 You're probably right!
LoL😂😂😂😁
You people are sick Besides President trump is still COMMANDER IN CHIEF. COVERT MONUMENT STING OPERATION> YOU all want Socialism instead of a Gfreat World
@@marlenemead3965 Get over it! Rump is one sicko!
@@dawnstanley1733 Come to Reality. Wake up
What a family gathering. You could almost feel the indictment, I mean excitement.
You spelled it wrong - it's "You could almost feel the *incitement*".
Tiffany and hubby were probably the only ones there without their name on a warrant or something in front of a grand jury.
Hahahahaha!!
@@mannyletrameo6438 oh, good one!
This is Jimmy and staff at their finest. Great monologue.
Best wishes to Tiffany and her new husband…..may she stay forever away from her father.
One of the best digs at the Trumpets ever in the history of digs....
Brilliant Jimmy Kimmel
What would he do without Trump I'm serious would he even have a show
@@danmcgriff1421 Ong man lol
@@danmcgriff1421 Yes tucker unlike you
@@danmcgriff1421 calm down Dan
@@danmcgriff1421 🤣🤣all of us with functional brains have been fantasizing about that for over 6 years
I hear the Orange Jesus is performing miracles turning tears into whine.
That was great 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 from New Zealand
🤗🥳🥳🥳🥳💙💙💙🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
With his Coke!!
You're really funny you should be a writer for Jimmy Kimmel
Congratulations Tiffany on your special day you’ve always been a beautiful kind young lady and your dress is spectacular!!
Can't wait to hear Marla and Tiffanys reaction when he sends them a bill...😂
Thought Michael’s parents may have contributed. 🤫
Will he😏
Now, now; he won't do that. He knows they're Trumps, so he definitely made Marla and Tiff pay in advance.
The red wave was more of a red tinkle. LOL!!! congratulations to Katie Hobbs!!
Lindsay Graham crying like a baby makes me so happy. Priceless. 😆
It's not even a "red tinkle"! 🤣🥳 The Democrats _picked up a seat_ in the Senate... they may even keep the House!! Based on historical precedence, Biden's approval rating and feelings around the economy, that's a Blue Wave! 😁
It was a Blue Splash actually.
Most girls are very familiar with monthly red tinkles... kinda like the GOP
The red wave hit a blue wall and it stopped the wave cold!
Wow u losers think the Dems are doing a good job ..And I'm not a Rep...Jesus!
That NicoDump DT ad was SO well-written . . . "Ask your doctor (if you believe in doctors)" . . . .
Jimmy you are a national treasure, I sat at my table and had the best laugh, thank you!!!!
Laughing Thank you , Jimmy !
Hello Jan
“You made that sweet old woman cry!” (Lindsey Graham) Too much!😂😂😂
Stop calling him a " Woman " who cries. It is insulting to women who stand up to misogynistic politicians like the ex president. They don't cry, they stand up to him and file defamation cases against him in the courts. Lindsay is by no strech of the imagination a woman, at best he is a castrated eunuch! Castrated by the ex president of course. No disrespect to eunuchs in any way. They certainly have always had more " Balls ", than he ever had in his whole lifetime!
I laughed so hard ..that my tooth 🦷 ache ..went away. 😂
Lindsay looks like a Liberace wannabe. Pasty white, watery eyes, little to no substance; he thought cheatOman and good ole Clarance would save his a$$ but Clarence is reserved for Ginni and cheatOman. Now he faces Fanni Willis in GA. Bet he’s gonna wear double diapers.
My favorite bust on Lindsey Graham Cracker was the February 13, 2019 Washington Blade magazine of him on the cover of its “50 Most Eligible Bachelors.”
you know there's little doubt that Graham is a trans woman...so ,Jimmy is right..
Jimmy's going for the jugular. Thanks for posting.
As always, which keeps me coming back.
💕💕 lol Jimmy is fantastic 🤩
I do declare that Miss Lindsey is clutching her pearls and having a conniption.
This monolog was one of the best from Jimmy! I was laughing so hard, I was crying. Thanks, Jimmy: you made my day!
I watched it three times and still laughing
No you weren't. Why do people feel the need to exaggerate like this?
@@johnnyhunter How about commenting for yourself and stop trying to guess other people's emotions? You sound somewhat narcissistic and I'm not exaggerating.
"Trump Gives Away His Daughter AND the Senate!" love it! They all just look so infamous, especially the one standing behind Trump, 🤣Lol!
Had to see it just because of that title!
@@couragekarnga8735 lmao facts 🤣 💯
And the DNC money launders 80 billion is US taxpayers money through FTX and Ukraine 😆 Bernie Madoff 2.0 Busted 🤣
Tiffany looks beautiful, I hope she has a happy life, away from toxic daddy.
Yes, that gown really was very pretty! .. and her father is still a monster.
Who's her daddy?
If Tiff was smart, she'd get rid of her cell phone and all her other media connections, and start over with her new husband in Australia. Life is too short to have to acknowledge that fool as her daddy. Do a Meghan and take her mom with her. Take her husbands name. Be someone else!
Miss Lindsay was pearl clutching. Dabbing the eyes with a hanky. Lord!!
Tiffany looks like a Disney princess and, IMHO, is by far the most attractive member of the family.
Katie Hobbs defeats scary Kari lake as Arizona Governor elect!
Yay 😍😍😍
Hallelujah!!!
Hobbs stoled it Open your eyes Rightn in front of your face. wait and see
"Scary Kari"! Good one!
@@marlenemead3965 Stoled??? 🤣 This here is proof that only the poorly educated are members of the maga cult.
😂😂😂 gave away the daughter & the senate 🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆
Doesn't every father of a daughter since the concept of marriage exist? Why this is a news?
He didn't give it away he lost it when the FBI raided Mar Lardo, it was something else he tried to steal.
Always love the monologues--Jimmy, U rock❗❗😆 🤣
I ran to the comments because I know they gone entertain me for 10 to 20 minutes 🤣🤣🤣
Lol, this was a real funny midterm to watch. I'm glad I was alive to witness this
History making.
me too lol weeeeeee gooooo democracy ! lol
We still might lost the house tho which sucks so nothing is gonna change.
@@tjcombo9328 No, communism.
@@arycdrummond9569 well sucks then if your living in russia then....dont get conscripted , the Ukrainians arent effing around if you go over there lol whew we defeated facism at the polls woot! woot!
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
- Charles Spencer Chaplin
Thank you, Jimmy.
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Jesus is laughing at trump too
Lindsey Graham's eyes welled up because he was forced to say all stuff about Hershey walker. 😆😆😆
It made me burst into laughter when I heard the ingredients of the Nico Dump DT! I was very funny! I couldn't help it.
Seems in poor taste to pick apart Tiffany Trump’s wedding. She stays out of the lime light and doesn’t seem to bother anyone. Let her have her day
Miss Lindsey is showing a very strong attachment to Herschel Walker. You’re not his type, Lindsey. Not even close!
Lady G likes chocolate
Miss Lindsey wants to get blacked.
He is a disgrace
Why doesn't Missy just move to Georgia?
😂😂😂😂😂
OMG, the CDC ought to give out those DT patches for free! hahahaha!
Hello Cindy
The patch commercial was hilarious 😂😂😂
Wow!!!! Your joke writers are sooooo good!!! And again you deliver it brilliantly 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
You made that sweet old women cry. Nailed it!
😂😂
Hahahaha, Graham really does look like an old woman.😂
@Whn u dont Vote u r xcluded. he’s called Lady Lindsey
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Hysterical monologue Jimmy. All of it. 😄😄😄
Is it just me, or is Jimmy getting better at his job? (Which is hiring good writers.)
Kari Lake lost so 😂 TY AZ!!!!
Jimmy Kimmel absolutely cracks me up. His "brutality" about certain people is hilarious 😂
Me too 😂
Me too. Now can we talk? Both of you. I'd like that
Yehya kills it every time!! lmao 🤣🤣 without a miss!
Guilfoyle really does look like a Disney villain there.
Maleficent! Who attends a FL wedding wearing black?!!
She wears Black to a wedding, HUH
@@jeangillespie1173 no fan of Ivanka's but I would have clipped her out too. What was she thinking? Oh yeah, right.
Simply hideous. I'd have cut her out of the that picture/post, too.
Got a mouth like a grouper.
And then Ivanka cropped kimberly Gargoyle in the family picture. Hahahah!
Guilfoyle the Gargoyle. Too funny.🤣🤣
All jokes aside, Tiffany’s wedding dress was absolutely gorgeous.
It was.
She looks like she's had some work done. She looks better than she used to. Now she and Ivanka have something in common.
And it probably cost enough to buy 42,000 meals for the homeless....
@@rhymereason3449 wonder what Jeff bozos and his monstrous wealth are going to do about world hunger.
@@rhymereason3449 There it is! The nonsensical bashing lol!
Clutch those pearls Lindsey!
Herschel is basically Lindsay's "black friend."
Also, Tiffany must be so happy to be the unnoticed daughter right now!
You know Joe Biden has a daughter you don't hear much about her either but she did write in her Diaries that Joe took showers with her until she was over 8 years old and it still bothers her to this day
Friend is a bit of a stretch
@@THE-id1by Hahahahahaha 😅!!!!!!!!!!!!
His black "token" friend. If he wasn't running for senate, Lindsay would have him doing his yard work.
If Lindsey's had it his way, Herschel would have been his chauffeur. It would be a cross between Driving Miss Lindsey and The Green Book.
Guilfoyle is dressed like a Disney villain, there to ruin the wedding with a magic spell 2 seconds before the groom can say 'I do'.
So, par for the course.
You're the most constant figure in my life. I'm gonna miss you when I'm gone.
@@morbidmanmusic Don't be in any hurry to leave... I certainly ain't.
Either that or she forgot (again) that windows aren’t mirrors and the switch goes UP to turn the lights on..
The best is yet to come
She has the Imelda Marcos shoulders.
The nico dump DT commercial was soooooooooooooo funny!
Thank the Black Panther!
Wakonda, South Dakota, needs all the help it can get.
Tiffany replacing her Trump last name with her husband’s is probably the best icing on that wedding cake. 🤫🤣
As long he doesn't change his to hers
Jimmy on fire tonight! Kudos to the writers and to Jimmy for the delivery.
Was thinking the same thing.
I think his wife Jeff Bezos ex-wife is putting him to shame she's giving away money left and right and very quietly doing so but somebody found out now I think Jeff is going to have to start doing something so people don't think he's a real tight one
His wife Molly does a lot of the preliminary writing
Jimmy's monologues are the best. His comments about Lindsey Graham were hilarious. Imagine, Lindsey was actually tearing up talking about Walker! What? That he backs him is bad enough, but getting emotional about him should be embarrassing!
Tiffany looked really Beautiful on her special day!! Happy for her!
GREAT makeup artist... when she does her own makeup, with dark eye shadow,
Miss PIGGY bares a uncanny resemblance.....🙄😁
That's the first thing I've ever read on Jimmy Kimmel site that was nice thank you as you know they're usually just putting Trump down for anything and everything
I like how Jimmy K managed to airbrush himself into tRump's family album. 😆
That NicoDump DT needs to be a something they actually make that I could buy as a gag gift!
Yehya topping off this video with his wonderful movie review was delightful! "OKANDA FOREVER!!!"
I thought it was Herschel Walker who treated Herschel Walker's family like crap!
Gotta admit that this show has the most brutal and funniest jokes on the Dumpty family. Makes me crack up so hard.
check how Bill Meyer spanked him
Damn, laughing at people to feel better . What a sad life you probably have as most Americans.
They do make it pretty easy though. Kinda hard to resist.
@@aronob Wow, someone's getting so mad about people laughing when watching a comedy show🤣🤣🤣
Brutal... bring back some more Chelsea Handler.
I'm honestly surprised at the kids of Ivana, that they would actually allow their father to bury their mother on a golf course so he could get a tax break
Nothing surprises me about the spawn.
So he could hide documents he stole! She was cremated, so why the HUGE coffin?
Omg I couldn't stop laughing at the clip when biden greeted Xi
That is really happen,or they made that up
Lindsey crying as he realizes how low he has sunk trying to defend Hershel Walkers character.
He went from John Mccain's best friend to Trump's sidechick.
@@couragekarnga8735 trump's AZZHOLE more like it
That would require a sense of shame.
Lady look like a dude
With Herschal 's multiple personalities you characters.
“Ask your Doctor if you believe in Doctors.” 😂💀
This episode is FANTASTIC - love you Jimmy hahahahaha
These guys are funny as hell. I'm referring to the writers and Jimmy, who I'm sure has a hand in writing the monologue. I actually look forward to waking up in the morning, and with a good mug of coffee, I start the day with a laugh. I'm glad I subscribed, you too SNL, ha ha
Tiffany slimmed down a bit just for a smidgen of daddy's approval. I watch Jimmy when I want "nasty" parody. He's hilarious, and why is Guilfoyle dressed like a witch?
Haha! I agree! Ive avoided clicking on wedding pics in the media. The only way I can even stomach this bs is watching Jimmy make fun of the obsurdity.
@@GG-kt2uk Yep: well said.
Because she is one? And numerous other nasty things.
I was wondering why she's wearing black when everyone else is in pastels...?
Maybe because she is a witch. Or that other word. I wish I'd seen that fountain of ketchup. Elegance all the way, right?
Kari was scary...thank God she didn't win.
Calling Mexicans entering into our country over the border walls, invaders? I mean really? Invaders?
But she came close, showing us we still have a lot of crazy people in Arizona.
The lake was drained
Maybe so but just wait...what you voted for in not in your best interest. Batten down the hatches
Herschel Crawler is nothing but a tool of the GQP, so Leningrad Lindsey can miss me with that nonsense. LMAO Thanks for a great video, Jimmy!
During the Mid-Terms, there actually was a "Red Wave". A Red Wave of ketchup running down the walls of Tiffany Trump's wedding venue.
“The 2 ex wives”?! Was that a slip up or on purpose?
On Purpose 😉
On purpose, very true and very funny
I caught that. Too.
purpose of course 😂
On propose
This was a brilliant segment! So many good bits! Thank you for your boldness and bravery Jimmy!
How is that bravery? 🤣Every single celebrity rips on Trump
@@ZekeBrewer When they start ignoring you you know you are in trouble...🤣🤣🤣
Full of hate
You Nailed it!!! Thank You, Jimmy!!!!
Jimmy being absolutely BRUTAL is giving me life
Yep. They all deserve it.
cheerfully so.
Orange man bad
Imagine jimmy pretending to be a good human being, when he goes after a former presidents daughter,
Pick your fights
@@tzvi3660 imagine being a sponsor to his show and realizing that your advertisement investment is failing because people don't watch Jimmy Kimmel anymore LOL
Good writing comedy writers. Funny monologue. Good job.
Jimmy this was a great monologue. You are fierce!!!
Tiffany and Marla look very happy and beautiful.
Tiffany looked elegant and classy,all the best to her,I think Jimmy said,understated elegance.
I believe the "understated Elegance" was in reaction to the "bouncy castle" Floral arches which I would have actually likened to McDonald's arches - it was pretty horribly done!
@@barbarabutler2669 OK,I did not realise he was referring to the bouncy castle,that went over my head.I was referring to the bride.I may not like TRUMP and his two older boys.The younger children are innocent.
"you made that sweet old woman cry..." ROFL....thanks Jimmy....now I have a stomach ache from laughing so hard....
Lol! Making An OLD WOMAN CRY! Exactly!YOU'RE ON FIRE!
Thanks for always making me laugh - Anne from Australia, who has been watching for years how fragile democracy really is.
Look up the word democracy . Australians are so backward
Yes indeed!
The same feelings from Canada Anne!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍
Seriously??
I was drinking milk while watching, almost did a spit take several times! Watching you late night guys while eating or drinking is dangerous!
@@seanpaul3491 Trump lost lol
Is that why he has some of the worst ratings?
@@howardtheduck5958 ain't nobody even talking about trump except you democrats as usual, you democrats really should consider getting some help for your obsession.
I could watch a whole show of YaYa reviewing films! Hillarious!
Lindsey Grahm is always auditioning for the Bachelorette. 👗👠
This has got to be the funniest monologue of his. 💯 😂
I agree.
@@highgradeOG When are you going to stop loving Donnie?
Lindsey Graham’s next job is tv evangelist
He was hoping for a baby with Herchel but,,,,,,,,,
🤣
Right after his jail sentence is up, Lindsey will make a great tv evangelist conman
He's got the Jimmy Swaggart cry down pat.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 most accurate comment
That Biden handshake was epic
Watched it 5x and am still ROFLing
I NEED to see more of that recording. It's so weird. Man, that's going in the right wing's greatest hits for sure
LOVE Jimmy. Soooo damn funny. "Lindsey Graham and his Hershey's kiss." LOL...
Thank you to those clever and so hilarious writers on this show! We all need a laugh right now.
Fantastic monolog. I loved the Tiffany wedding pictures. Hilarious.
They are awful.
@@tyrellanderson4722 But Jimmy Kimmel looked so good in them. And Ivanka did block out Don Jr's hideous girlfriend. You didn't think they were funny. Hilarious!
The thumbs up with Marla and Melania just means he nailed them both!
@@beauxtoxic1451 yeah too bad you can't get nailed huh 😫
Karel or Karen?
How disgusting to mock an innocent young lady’s wedding day. You should be ashamed of your pettiness. This is what online bullying is.
I can't tell you how many times I've replayed the NicaDump DT ad 😭🤣
Lindsey Graham should just come out of the closet and get on with himself. He’s got so much anger cause he’s closeted.
He will never come out! He is to invested in this “conservative Christian” facade.
I’m sure the memoir his lover will write when Lindsey dies will be a juicy best seller though !!! Lol!
If only one brave rent boy and his receipts would step up!
😂😂😂😂
If Lindsey does not get Herschel electron 45 will break his Kneecaps.
Watching Kimmel every night now... writing superb!
Tiffany: major congrats on finally getting a last name that might be worth something!!
Lindsay Graham must be the first US senator to turn into a cartoon character before our very eyes.
Lindsey's gonna cry soon at the Georgia election case
Ms Lindsey Graham is drowning in his own tears 😭😭.
I wonder what poor John Mccain would think of his best friend now?
I kinda' expected sad violin music to start playing in the background
I hope the judge is black🤣
@@couragekarnga8735 I believe the friction from him rolling in his grave started a fire.
NicoDump DT was hilarious. Almost all pharma ads sound like joke by themselves and could make great comedy material
Herschell Walker is a nightmare for planned parenthood, his return user cards are all punched up, but he doesn't know it happened and needs more. He would also be a nightmare for the American people if Georgians don't prevent him from becoming a Senator, (I mean a seat warmer).
Well said 👍‼️
Mic drop
@@ginajones2328 If that was well said...then this is the upside down world. Had to read it twice. Nice try. I get the attempted joke.
@@jonathansanders9816 Couldn’t agree more! Calm down, be realistic. His personal issues hasn’t harm or damaged to anyone else. Instead we should look at what he can do better for the people in the same environment than others, then be the elected choice.
I couldn't agree more.
We are definitely proud of making Lindsay cry. 😆😆😆
We, in Arizona, are so relieved.
This is a solid gold episode. I laughed so hard I think I choked on my tongue 🤣and I don't even know if that is medically possible . ...
Congratulations to Katie Hobbs, the next governor of Arizona! The poisoned lake has been diverted to the red swamp.
😂😂😂
They drained the lake.
No more HARI KARI! 🤗🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
OMy God! Has Katy won? I gotta turn on the tv. 🙌 Katy!
Karen Lake's Red wave dried up