Trump Incriminates Himself AGAIN, Nikki Haley Running for President & Yung Gravy Dates Aunt Chippy
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- Опубліковано 13 лют 2023
- Love is in the air for Valentine’s Day, Google released the most popular searches for Valentine’s Day activities by state, one of the scariest things in the world happened in Malaysia, former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley announced that she will run against her old boss Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis is being asked if he will throw his hat in the ring, Trump is busy incriminating himself on Truth Social over classified documents, all of this docu-drama is being seen as a business opportunity just in time for Valentine’s Day, and Aunt Chippy finds love with the popular musician Yung Gravy.
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Grab them by the peonies - effing brilliant 😂😂😂 ❤ Jimmy and his entire crew👏
I’m betting the folders were full when he stole them but the contents have since been passed onto their new owners
Putin now uses our nuclear secrets to keep the blue light in his room covered.
Yeah! Aunt Chippy is back!!!
I really hope that she's actually like that and not just putting on an act. She's such a good sport 🤣
Aunt Chippy reminds me of my dearly departed much beloved Aunt Teefa. _(Aunt Teefa didn't die, she just went out for a pack of camels and a gallon of Fireball, and she never returned.)_
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*Spoiler Alert:*
_It was a porcupine._
@@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
jesus was a porcupine
with a rocket up his butt
he'd fly around up in the air
just like some hungry mutt
his bulging eyes shot red hot sparks
his breath, like burning tires
patrolling campgrounds in the parks
preventing forest fires
he'd place a possum in your lap
all pickled, pure, and pink
he really was a sporting chap,
who'd buy us all a drink
the truth, they say, is hard to take
so rancid in the sun
the lies they bake, all sweet as cake
shall surely come undone
so puff upon your fine cigar
and wait 'til heaven freezes
just place your money on the bar
and put your trust in jesus
🙊🙉🙈
I died at the presidents shreddable arrangement’s! 🤣🤣🤣
That bit with Aunt Chippy is freaking hilarious! TV gold! Lololol
Aunt chippy talked to him like a Mafia mob boss 😂😂😂😂
🤣 you're right! That's hilarious!
Spare us the bad Italian mafia stereotypes. Ugh!
@@Silvana716 spare me your opinion
lol right? Should’ve sent him swimming with the fishes 😂😂
She would be perfect in a gangster movie!! 💯
"you are a good-looking kid... and then you open your mouth" Made me spit from LOL How many times do we think that about someone we meet but don't have the guts to say to the face? The Aunt is a BOSS!!!!
hahahaaa this one got me too!! thank god i was between sips or i woulda choked.
Describes every guy I dated in college 😂
Shredible Arrangements was priceless. Thanks for the laughs.
Aunt Chippy is the absolute best. Mr. Gravy better treat her right.
Aunt Chippy taking one for the team! You have to admire Gravy's confidence and bravery (he almost got smacked).
3:40 What the hell was DeSantis doing?! I don't think that was laughing! 🤣
That man can never be president.
🥴 he kinda scares me 😳
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack will make all of his indictments stick.
Well said! Can't wait for that show to start and end with a prison sentence and nowhere for Trumpy Dumpty to run🧑🦽🏃🃏💸⚖️🚽🪠🗽🎟🔚
I’m ready for that show! It’s getting there!
Aunt Chippy is just too funny! I can see how Jimmy grew up to be a comedian with Aunt Chippy around.
You might say that Jimmy Kimmel is a chippy off the old block! 😬😳😂🎆🙌
@@tabaxikhajit4541 I appreciate your comment I'm like one of those life umpires! I just call em like I see em! 😳😬🤣🙏🎉🎆
@@tabaxikhajit4541 I feel like trumpty Dumpty is going to prison pretty soon and he better load up on ketchup bottles in his prison cell when his boyfriend Georgina Scamtoast comes in! That way trumpty Dumpty can take out his frustrations!😬😳🤣🚨😠😤😡😣
@@ritchievernon8099 🥁🤣
@@emic621 appreciate you you have a good day God bless you and yours from Boston
Aunt Chippy is the best I knew somewhere during the date she was going to threaten him 😂😆
With her fist!! 👊 😂
Jimmy, your Aunt is a total hoot. The ideas that she goes along with, for you, are amazing. She deserves an Emmy for this one!
I couldn't stop laughing 🤣.... Aunt Chipie was too funny...🤣😅
It's Chippy. It was even written on a giant Flavor Flav sized necklace.
@@notsure1969 , You may be Not Sure, but wanda and I Are Sure that you’re a prick.
Aunt Chippy is a gem…
Growing up in an abusive family that had very little contact or any laughter with relatives, it makes my heart warm to see how the Kimmel family is so close. Growing up with humor and a great family is why Jimmy is so successful and why people like me watch UA-cam videos all day.
Amazing Chippy date. 😂😂😂
Thanks Aunt Chippy.
“Valentine’s Day was created by Hallmark as a way to ruin your marriage” - we need to remember this😅😅😅
I love how Jimmy loves his family n friends and keeps them close 💜
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True he sure does love his family
@@NickieNick5 Neither does James
And them being the butt-end of his jokes, lol
Aunt Chippy and Yung Gravy was fantastic, had me rolling.
That shot of Aunt Chippy in the crowd at the end was the first time I've seen her blush! Aunt Chippy is feelin' Yung Gravy 😂
Aunt Chippy did NOT drop the ball on that one 🤣
Guys, you're messing with my routine. The Kimmel monologue should've been up an hour ago so I could watch that after watching A Closer Look. Now you're putting your stuff up just ahead of Colbert
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I think Seth's the funniest.
I fully agree. The dance were able to do to catch the best of all three is a very delicate step. When it works it's glorious. When it doesn't OCD are thankful for UA-cam.
No closer looks on Tuesdays 😢
Oh my God, that Yung Gravy bit broke me 😂
Good job asking for consent, Yung Gravy!
💜💜💜💜
Absolutely crying at aunt chippy and gravy 😭🤣
That segment really made us all feel the warmth of VD 🤣🤣😬
you must be retarde yes?
@@Jimmy_Jaymes excuse me
@@adamwhite2364 so you know the feeling then... bahaha bruv outed himself
Don't hate, just fornicate.
He just likes the labels on the folders, makes him feel big and important. He never cared what was in them anyway.
What Jimmy puts Chippy through is just hilarious. Shes such a good sport.
Hello Trump,
You must be careful Jimmy born to attach you.😂
@@PhuongTran-ld5vs Attach him to what?
She loves her nephew if she really is his aunt….or perhaps she actually is just a wannabe performer
I love, love Aunt Chippy's appearances. She's such a natural in-charge comedian, and a good sport!
OMG, Aunt Chippy! I cant breathe! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I absolutely love Aunt Chippy and Yung Gravy. I would 100% watch them in their own sitcom😊
"Chips and Gravy" just writes itself
i loved how unflappable he was, made it all even funnier!!!
@@lurklingX honestly he’s probably used to it, older women (who aren’t trying to impress in a sexual way) are often much more forward .
He's pretty damned persistent when it comes to MILFs and AILFs.
I 100% would watch that!
It's a mystery why Jimmy doesn't have an Aunt Chippy segment more often; she's guaranteed to be hilarious!
He’s trying to keep her alive. We get one of these a week and she dies of a heart attack lol
I love how you cowards are having such a great time while our nation is being systematically destroyed from within. Keep smiling and waving, chumps.
She's a super good sport
Kimmel might be a joke but he is not funny.
Aw. That was a really sweet kiss at the end. Made them both look beautiful. What a fun segment.
Love love love Aunt Chippy !!! I think it was a day well spent. ❤
the gravy segment was one of the funniest things you've ever done. please do more stuff like that lmao
Happy Valentine's Day Jimmy- THANKS for the LAUGHS during these trying times,, PLEASE keep them coming💌💕😎
That was so good Jimmy and Aunt Chippy took it very well. If knocking your block off it’s happy. Lol
Aunt Chippy never fails to have me laugh so hard I cry!! Love her!
Loved the Shredible Arrangements🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 The shredded top-secret documents/flower arrangement ad was really funny.
Aunt Chippy is such a treasure. I'm in awe of some of the expressive ways she can surprise at times (and wow those eyes of hers), and she remains oh-so-reliable with other expressive moments. 😆🤣 Gravy handled the challenge fairly well. 😄
i agree, though its obvious that chippy knows shes being used for bits by this pooint and theres a camera crew there so its obviously scripted. she carries the timing well though
Should've had chippy vs gravy and meatball on one show
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ GFY
_O Holy Father, bless my Uzi_
_My old truck, and my Jacuzzi_
_Jesus, let our home team win_
_And keep my girlfriend nice and thin._
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ
*_"If Jesus had a gun, He'd be alive today."_*
~~ Homer J. Simpson
Aunt Chippy never fails to bring the hilarity! Legendary 😂
Omg yung gravy is always doin something 😭🤣
Aunt Chippy!!! ❤️
JIMMY IS AMAZING HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
Good ole Aunt Chippy rules, man.
Take care of Aunt Chippy! Love! ❤
Omg Aunt Chippy is one of a kind. 😂❤️
I adore Aunt Chippy, ive watched the segments with her in them multiple times. She's totally awesome ❤️
Ditto. Like the pottery class. Or the one with the ultrasound. 🤣🤣🤣
Guillermo is so funny am proud of him
Aunt Chippy is a STAR!!
I fkn love her.
She needs her own show. For real.
Aunt Chippy is hilarious!!!! she aint having it!!!
Go git it, Aunt Chippy!
The way Aunt Chippy rolled her eyes when the "model" walked in was priceless... lol...
Poor Aunt Chippy she handle it like a true queen.
Aunt Chippy is so genuin. Her reactions are so funny because they are honest.
I just got rid of all the valentine party balloons in my house. It's a dangerous world nowadays!
Aunt Chippy may be old, but she never gets old. I wish she would go on the show more often! Paint her house again! HAVE GRAVY PAINT HER HOUSE!!!
I love aunt Chippy she’s so natural.😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️👍🏼👍🏼
I'd say they're both meatballs... but I'm pretty sure they're both just that pink slime stuff that was deemed too disgusting to even be in hotdogs.
I'd say they're that grey burger mush from that one spongebob episode. Tastes fine as long as you don't know what you're eating or just don't care.
Actually I really like that analogy...
Good one!
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Plant-based, meatless balls.
That SpongeBob episode when the krabby patty meat got taken over by corporate 😳
Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo. Thanks for making myself and so many of my friends laugh all these years. Greetings from Canada and can't wait to see you host the Oscars again. Love you loads.
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@@Jimmy_Jaymes true, nobody likes Jimmy that much
@@joelwallace9221 sounds like my post yesterday actually
@@joelwallace9221 Some of us do. Deal with it.
I love Jimmy Kimmel!
For years, I've been looking for a valentine that said, "I want a divorce." Finally, when he was sitting in jail, I had the courage to file for a divorce. I'll be getting my freedom on Easter.
Congratulations, Jane. Welcome to your freedom and the new life ahead of you
Congratulations, but be cautious - because when one is in an abusive relationship, (idk if that's your story, I'm just guessing) when the relationship is ending and say filing for divorce or moving out-- that's when an abuser can get even worse. Good for you for getting away from someone who wasn't good for you. 🫶🏼👍👏
@@karascene13 I understand your concern. But my husband has quite a sentence ahead of him. At his age, 68, he may not live long enough to come after me.
Also, the man was strung out on drugs when I was forced to leave my home. I'm not concerned that he won't be sober when he is released.
@@janestarr4403 thank you for replying. I'm glad he's where he belongs - in a cage. I've been in a similar situation - my ex wasn't in jail for very long. We both moved on, but I kept going out with the wrong men -- even after I should have learned my lesson. Now, I'm single & I'm absolutely grateful for that! I can take care of myself and as a sassy chick would say, "I don't need no man!" LoL 😅 Since all the bad stuff, I've been on a few dates, but have been disappointed. My life is SOOO much better when I'm the one in CONTROL of it.
Do take care, and if you need a friend -- just let me know. I bet we have a lot in common. 💖 Be safe! 🙏🏼
Aunt chippy was hilarious lol
Always nice to have some great laughs after hard days 👍
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Thanks for all the laughs Jimmy.
Jimmy Kimmel is the King of late night TV.
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"Adopt you and put you through school" loooooll
Love making Never dissapoints
Love it! "Grab them by the peonies". That was a great one.
Shreddable Arrangements was the best bit I've seen in a long time. HILARIOUS!
The mother load joke went right over their head. Genius! 😅😂
Why isn't anyone making fun of the fact that Trump has an advertisement on UA-cam where he's selling "gold" pieces. An ex president of the United States is on a UA-cam advertisement hucking gold coins and gold pieces of fake money with his face on it, like it's 3am on HGTV. 😆😆😆
Imagine if there was an ex president who believed that his legal battles could be defended on an irrelevant social media platform😂😂🤣🤔
*_"It's easy if you try."_*
~~ Rev. Thumbs Gherkin
@@paradisepipeco 😭😭
yeah... just imagine.
also the first one was sent at 428am and the second one at 448am, LMAO who is up at that time sending out crap on social media. The guy has truly lost it!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Those arrangements were beautiful, but the voices were frighteningly good!
I loved the "grab them by the peonies"...hilarious!
Oh my gosh I laughed so hard at aunt Chippy I had tears coming down she reminds me of my mother
Waited all day for this!
You are so lucky Chippy loves you guys.
I can’t imagine why Aunt Chippy is single … 😂
I’m laughing so hard I’m choking and coughing from watching Aunt Chippie and Gravy.
Honestly, the Japanese Friendship Garden in Sedona AZ is absolutely beautiful. Perfect Valentine's Day date spot.
I though 'Shredible Arrangements' was funny enough, then along came Aunt Chippy. Just hilarious!
Aunt Chippy is the best. Wish I had had an aunt like her.
That was the most awesome date! Hats off to Aunt Chippy and Yung Gravy!
I too. My aunt closely resembled Nurse ratchet from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Her real job was to administer apomorphine to prisoners who felt it in their best interest to break rules. Visits to her house were always tense to say the least.
@@davidbusen545 Lol, that's quite an aunt!
Grandpa was my only fun relative, step-grandpa. Not as fun as her though!
I did, my late Aunt Luella, lol!
That Hung Gravy really took his life in his hands ,,
I aspire to be Chippy in my eternal singlehood. She is a true masterpiece of a woman.
Nooki Hately is going to be another comedic gem.
"Grab 'em by the Peonies"😂😂😂😂😂
Well, Trump…for the record, it’s mother “LODE,” not “load.” Just letting you know that your command of the English language is abysmal for someone who supposedly did so well in school.
PRICELESS AUNT CHIPPY! LOVE IT!
Aunt Chippy is a true gem! 😂Not sure if should start calling him Uncle Gravy quite yet, but we spy some serious art skills and we are all here for it. 🖌
We love aunt chippy. Missed her so much and glad she is back.
Forget tRump 2024. I vote Aunt Chippy 2024!!!!!
OMG the best punch line scene ever, I was screaming 😱
Cigarette corsage...priceless! LmAo
Aunt Chippy is my favorite...long live Aunt Chippy..a natural original comedian
Kimmel is the best late night host out there!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 ❤️👍
Brilliant - absolutely brilliant. Thanks team.