Trump Arrest Could Happen TOMORROW, GOP Lowlifes Scream Witch Hunt & Florida Aims to Ban Period Talk

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Indictments are in the air as we await the possible arrest of Donald Trump, if it happens the secret service would be bring him to the Manhattan District Attorney’s office for a mugshot and fingerprints, some supporters online have been talking about creating what they call a Patriot Moat to surround Trump and prevent police from taking him in, Republicans in the House of Representatives are gathered in Orlando for their annual “issues” retreat, all the usual lowlifes are screaming witch hunt, Mike Pence is also trying to stay on the good side of the crazies, Rudy Giuliani believes that we should all be focused on Hunter Biden’s laptop, Ron DeSantis slipped a zinger in at Trump’s expense and Donny fired back implying that he is gay, so many of Trump’s legal issues are based on him being dumb, a kid at the NCAA Wrestling Championship lost a match and his mom was very upset, many thanks to our good friends at 6ABC news in Philadelphia for providing us with a stellar edition of the Unintentional Joke of the Day, and Republicans in the Sunshine State are considering legislation that would ban teachers from discussing menstruation and human sexuality in elementary school.
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  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Рік тому +128

    Lock him up!

    • @arycdrummond9569
      @arycdrummond9569 Рік тому +4

      I agree. Lock Joey and Hunter up. The most corrupt family ever.

    • @sandlot90130
      @sandlot90130 Рік тому +9

      @@arycdrummond9569 in ur dreams

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +8

      And throw away the key!

    • @Notcherbidness
      @Notcherbidness Рік тому +7

      @@arycdrummond9569 sad.limp.

    • @robo1389
      @robo1389 Рік тому

      ​​@@arycdrummond9569ol! Ur like the kid caught in class and snitch on the rest because you got in trouble..... Hunter and Biden did it😂😂😂 Carty your whack 🤡 azz🙄

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +82

    I was hoping they were telling people the arrest was Tuesday, so they'd all organize for the wrong day... and then arrest him today, when all his Proud Little Boys were busy packing their pickups to drive to the 'moat'.

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u Рік тому +4

      💯

    • @mannylugz5872
      @mannylugz5872 Рік тому +3

      Or Tuesday but next month.

    • @mikeh6084
      @mikeh6084 Рік тому

      Jimmy Kimmel should really learn to keep his mouth shut

    • @mysterywriter888
      @mysterywriter888 Рік тому

      I was thinking it was a fake maneuver. Get the Magas all in NY and then Georgia would arrest him first. Maybe this was a red herring by trump just to see if people would really support him or not. "Patriot moat" what will these Maga idiots think of next??? Haha

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Рік тому +2506

    I still expect it to end with Trump fleeing in a Golf Cart throwing ketchup and diet cokes at the cops chasing him

  • @abhijitsen2197
    @abhijitsen2197 Рік тому +11

    Just to divert attention from the banking mess, nonsense this arrest.

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 Рік тому +860

    "The reason he's in trouble is he's the dumbest criminal in the world." Sums it up in a concise way.

    • @tomortale2333
      @tomortale2333 Рік тому

      jimmy k. not worthy to shine trumps shoes n he knows it........being pd tp take cheap shots at trump.....then just stands there like he's some sorta genius=fakeo

    • @Syncrotron9001
      @Syncrotron9001 Рік тому +1

      Deep Space 9 predicted major unrest in 2024 back in the early 1990s. The Bell "Rhyuts" 9-1-24

    • @basketballgodz7027
      @basketballgodz7027 Рік тому +4

      I’m lost what did he do??

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Рік тому +31

      @@basketballgodz7027 HA! Wow. Yes you are.

    • @rjd3wine
      @rjd3wine Рік тому +27

      @@basketballgodz7027 More than lost. You're deep in an abyss.

  • @commonsenseparty1396
    @commonsenseparty1396 Рік тому +34

    That Orange Suit really suits him well, it matches his skin. 😂

  • @sid7088
    @sid7088 Рік тому +151

    It's funny he calls her horse face when at the time he told her she reminded him of his daughter/wife Ivanka.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      You have no idea what he said so shut up

    • @johnparrott4689
      @johnparrott4689 Рік тому +18

      The daughter he groped

    • @garyconner6151
      @garyconner6151 Рік тому

      Feeling on his daughter booty on t.v.sick

    • @gladtravis
      @gladtravis Рік тому +7

      This is a guy whose stated his NUMBER ONE defense against the accusation that he sexually assaulted E. Jean Carroll was "She's not my type." He's a horrible person that makes me want hell to be a real place.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Рік тому +2

      He wasn't looking at her face.

  • @rayc512
    @rayc512 Рік тому +14

    Jimmy is about to lose his job🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Рік тому +113

    Forecast for Tuesday: DARK & STORMY!

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +4

    About. Damn. Time! I'm so sick of watching this wholly irredeemable man constantly bragging about and getting away with multitudes of crimes!

    • @Michael-gs8og
      @Michael-gs8og Рік тому

      He won't get arrested. That's just the way our system is, unfortunately.

  • @relevantinformation6655
    @relevantinformation6655 Рік тому +38

    The people who scream the loudest against something- are usually the people engaged in it…

    • @ehss192
      @ehss192 Рік тому +3

      Hence the Jimmy Kimmel show and it's fans

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb Рік тому +3

      That describes the liberals exactly.

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 Рік тому +1

      Like all democrats.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 Рік тому

      @@heru-deshet359 Troll.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 Рік тому

      @@MS-st1zb Wrong. Troll.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Рік тому +120

    Love and respect for Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗💕💕💕

    • @tedlewis309
      @tedlewis309 Рік тому

      Yes because they're actual news reporters and push a lot of fact just like mainstream does nothing but actors

  • @justincredible.
    @justincredible. Рік тому +15

    "Recount Dracula" LOL. Never gets old

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin Рік тому +410

    That is some world class word play there, Jimmy.

  • @acastrohowell
    @acastrohowell Рік тому +3

    Nope, it has stalled and the DA is being investigated instead 😂

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Рік тому +11

    😂A cult moat, huh? They're such geniuses.

    • @peacelove2.0.69
      @peacelove2.0.69 Рік тому +1

      Haha yeah. Hi 👋 & 💙 . Hope you had a wonderful weekend. Take care

    • @kateuhler7803
      @kateuhler7803 Рік тому +1

      @@peacelove2.0.69 ☺️Hey U! I did, thanks - you too!!💜

  • @kimberlydavis4772
    @kimberlydavis4772 Рік тому +110

    Florida skit felt far to accurate. Hilarious, but accurate. 🤣😳

    • @wardenm
      @wardenm Рік тому +5

      For reeeeal. Nevermind that elementary school is K through 6 anyways, not 5 in rural areas since they usually don't have a separate middle school.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Рік тому

      I find that deeply scary; it's a combination of "women are sex objects / decoration / service providers" and "let's just make it illegal to mention anything that makes me uncomfortable".
      Both of it is toxic enough on it's own, but combined it's just plain scary.
      Worst of all?
      As long as there aren't state-wide protests , it will only get worse.

    • @LastBruhStanding
      @LastBruhStanding Рік тому

      * too. Just saying

    • @kimberlydavis4772
      @kimberlydavis4772 Рік тому

      @@LastBruhStanding Thanks grammar police! 👍🏼

  • @anthonydudas7312
    @anthonydudas7312 Рік тому +22

    Jimmy, Forget Hunter. Educate us on Hallie Biden, please.

    • @jonwooten2031
      @jonwooten2031 Рік тому +2

      That’s not good for business

    • @darleneabrams6714
      @darleneabrams6714 Рік тому +1

      Why he is not in office please give us a break.

    • @Rory-442
      @Rory-442 Рік тому +1

      they didnt commit a crime anthony ...its not illegal to do business with china anthony ... ..if you need to be educated ....i can help ya

    • @anthonydudas7312
      @anthonydudas7312 Рік тому +2

      @@Rory-442 I wasn't talking about crime in this situation. I was talking about Insest. And I can educate myself it's much safer that way. But I appreciate your offer to indoctrinate me.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Рік тому

      @@anthonydudas7312 Ask Ivanka about her daddy....

  • @Truther00
    @Truther00 Рік тому +225

    This skit is like therapy for the entire nation 😂

    • @tomortale2333
      @tomortale2333 Рік тому

      kimell stands there like the idiot he is after making cheap shots at trump as if he's some kinda genius.....riding on trumps apron strings...big deal.

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads Рік тому +6

      The entire nation other than the 30% who are in his cult.

    • @donnathomas9111
      @donnathomas9111 Рік тому +3

      For the whole world

    • @jonwilliams3956
      @jonwilliams3956 Рік тому

      Wrong!! 48% of the nation..watch out!

    • @floridaman111
      @floridaman111 Рік тому +6

      It does feel good to laugh about this horror but still it is an absolute horror to have such an evil lunatic dominate our news.

  • @cathybarker1850
    @cathybarker1850 Рік тому +14

    I told my husband that donny dump probably has until Tuesday to turn himself in, my husband said they should arrest him on Monday!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      You two sound like a couple of intelligent people

    • @mikeh6084
      @mikeh6084 Рік тому

      Democrats: Donald Trump is going to get us into World War III
      Joe Biden: Hold my uh.. uhm.. you know the thing

  • @nelsonfontanez1846
    @nelsonfontanez1846 Рік тому +33

    "LOCK HIM UUP, LOCK HIM UUP, LOCK HIM UUP!!!" ✊ THANK YOU JESUS. 🙏

    • @jonwilliams3956
      @jonwilliams3956 Рік тому

      If you were of God Hillary would of been locked up!!

  • @danforster6525
    @danforster6525 Рік тому +7

    haha the writting and delivery is spot on tonight. Thanks Jimmy and crew.

  • @primashaw9359
    @primashaw9359 Рік тому +8

    I'm on my second mug of coffee repeating over in my head Pence's statement of being beneath the law. I laughed initially but now realize the importance of Presidential Candidates having to pass psychological exams. He is Unfit for such a position. Again, your writers are Outstanding! 🙌🏽 🙌🏽 🙌🏽😙😙. The segment on menstruation edicts in elementary school are scary funny yet should be seriously paid attention to. I consider that one a Classic😆. Kudos n Thanks to your writers for their continuous contribution of making us laugh and forget, if for a moment, the seriousness of our country's sad situation. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💐💐💐🤣😂😢. 🫶🏾🫶🏾🙏🏽🇺🇸🌐🕊...

  • @marcrettew8284
    @marcrettew8284 Рік тому +14

    Every damn time I see DeSantis speak, I hear Ricky Bobby in my head going "I don't know what to do with my hands"...and I laugh and forget what the hell little Ron Ron was flapping about.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Рік тому

      He gave a back handed insult to Trump.

  • @joblessbum7
    @joblessbum7 Рік тому +53

    I have seen kids throw a tantrum when they didn't get what they wanted. I gotta say, this is definitely the first time I seen a parent throw a tantrum because their son didn't get what he wanted, another win

    • @justmejenny7986
      @justmejenny7986 Рік тому +5

      Absolutely ridiculous for the mother to behave that way. I am embarrassed for her.

    • @k14michael
      @k14michael Рік тому +1

      @@justmejenny7986
      It’s just intense greed.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Рік тому +1

      I don't know, is that really so unusual? I'm sure I've seen trainers flip out over a lost contest. and, sorry, but the word "tantrum" sounds condescending exactly because I don't think it would ever be applied to a disappointed trainer smashing something. She's not argueing or complaining; it's actually a displacement activity.

    • @joblessbum7
      @joblessbum7 Рік тому +1

      @@Julia-lk8jn - believe me, I understand getting mad or upset over losing and smashing stuff but to removed your glasses and smashing them, that is very immature and childish. Parents are supposed to set good examples, not act like a spoiled brat who didn't get what they wanted. She was wearing those glasses to watch her son wrestle, so obviously they are not reading glasses. Did she drive there and now has to drive home without her glasses. Is she putting others people's life at risk. She removed her glasses and broke them. Something she needs and uses everyday. The only thing she didn't do was throw them on the ground and jump and and down on them. (Maybe she did it off camera)

    • @k14michael
      @k14michael Рік тому +1

      @@joblessbum7
      Lol. Who cares. But it was funny how people get attached to their kids accomplishments.

  • @DJHProductions
    @DJHProductions Рік тому +3

    Could you imagine if Donald Trump didn’t exist? What would any of these late night guys talk about!?

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 Рік тому +8

    'Dumbest criminal in the World'....Spot on! thanx Jimmy, great monologue

  • @supersaiyansalamence
    @supersaiyansalamence Рік тому +41

    He wouldn’t be expecting to get arrested if he was innocent, so him telling people to protest his arrest is telling them to protest justice

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      Left-wing garbage everybody knows it don't be stupid

    • @sandraromero4761
      @sandraromero4761 Рік тому

      Also telling them to take soup can to throw bec bricks are to heavy.

  • @delanodor
    @delanodor Рік тому +12

    TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸

    • @oSamiSrzo
      @oSamiSrzo Рік тому +2

      Trump 2028 and Trump 2032 !!!

    • @jilliantaylor
      @jilliantaylor Рік тому

      ​​​​@@oSamiSrzo That won't even be possible because since he already had 4 years in office, he would only have 4 more left even if he did win 🤣🤡🐑. Good luck getting people like me to vote for that washed up orange old man. I'm voting for someone younger🤣.

    • @wadebarron7392
      @wadebarron7392 8 місяців тому +2

      HAHAHAHA! You seppos are funny…

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 Рік тому +61

    The skit at the end was brilliant. Well done Florida.

    • @loriboulais2924
      @loriboulais2924 Рік тому

      Come on, Florida isn't all that bad. My home state. Born and lived there for 58 years. Got out before all these crazies took over and population went thru the roof. But it's still my home state. So I know it's not all bad. Too many Yankees were moving down there.

    • @luposyd29
      @luposyd29 Рік тому +1

      you're easily impressed

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 Рік тому +4

    Mr. Married His Cousin has a lot of nerve calling other people perverts.

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 Рік тому +3

    Jimmy, Dave was right. You are the prince of Hollywood, and the king of late-night.👑Your cast, crew, and writers are the best in show business, and, that's saying a lot. You are, by far, hands down, the best Jimmy, no questions asked. and between you and Colbert, well... look, I love Colbert. But, you and your guys knock it out of the park every single time. That PSA was literally some of the best writing, ever. Your bits really and truly capture the essence of clown show that is conservative "government". ❤🤍💙

    • @SarahJoRDR2
      @SarahJoRDR2 Рік тому

      You Know he was a Guest on Ebstien Island, you still like Him?

  • @borntogazeintonightskies
    @borntogazeintonightskies Рік тому +5

    Make America great again ... by putting Trump behind bars. 😆😆😆

  • @peaceloveharmony7213
    @peaceloveharmony7213 Рік тому +163

    That opening 20 seconds was freaking hilarious!! Excellent work, Jimmy and staff! 🤣✌🏼

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Рік тому +11

      That is how JK should open all his monologues from now on until Trump gets charged by the DOJ.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Рік тому +8

      Moron Lardo looked right at home👍👍

    • @10percentJoe
      @10percentJoe Рік тому +4

      Jimmy should bring back his Karl Malone impersonations.

    • @ROCCOCYCLES
      @ROCCOCYCLES Рік тому

      This guy is trash compared to Carson, Leno, and Conan.

    • @ChildofGod3712
      @ChildofGod3712 Рік тому +2

      Good one JK !!! 😊👍🏾

  • @steve01949
    @steve01949 Рік тому

    America has become the best alternative comedy, reality show ever. You must realise that we are laughing at your inability to prosicute the criminals "running" your country. I love it. Keep it up x

  • @janisolson1013
    @janisolson1013 Рік тому +13

    "Calm before the Stormy"
    Get ready to throw some paper towels 🤣🤣

  • @kathiwilson1169
    @kathiwilson1169 Рік тому +24

    This skit was almost as good as the Legos skit.😂

  • @efrasworld7290
    @efrasworld7290 Рік тому +1

    As a person who use to live in America, every single day seems to be getting worse and becoming a joke.
    This guy is part of the system that has you folks so blind. Shame on Jimmy, what a laughing stock America is becoming..

  • @karinwolf3645
    @karinwolf3645 Рік тому +21

    Thank you for being on the air for us!! We really need you!! 😋💋💖💋💖🍄💐😆😝

  • @denniswalker9219
    @denniswalker9219 Рік тому +33

    Love it Jimmy! Always fun to watch.

  • @Meriale46
    @Meriale46 Рік тому +3

    They may think they have something but you can't use stolen private property as evidence in any trial, even if it ere the holy truth, you can't use it.

  • @bijanshadnia3620
    @bijanshadnia3620 Рік тому +3

    LARKIN POE LETS GOO
    I've been watching their videos since they were recording in their bedroom. They're bringing the blues into the new generation.
    Congrats to them!

  • @otto8049
    @otto8049 Рік тому +182

    Trump in the gray bar motel was hilarious. Needed that!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +1

      What are they ever do to you besides give you a low gas prices low interest rates secure border High stock market low unemployment

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Рік тому +9

      @Dan Mcgriff
      The border situation has been a mess for decades, Trump and his wall didn't fix anything.

    • @floridaman111
      @floridaman111 Рік тому

      @@danmcgriff1421 Every single day trump was president was a horror show. I never thought I would be ashamed to be an American before trump arrived as president but I was deeply ashamed and wished to move to another country. Trump is obviously not sane and incredibly stupid, the stupidest person I've ever heard speak actually. Unfit for the job doesn't even begin to describe awful how he was.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      @@stratostatic look at the statistics I can't argue facts with you. And maybe they should finish the wall what do you think that would help?

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      @@floridaman111 yes he's a stupidest multi-billionaire ex president of the United States of America just so happens he had this country running way better than it's running now that's just a fact. You're letting personal feelings get in the way of reality you live in reality you better get out of your I hate Trump mentality long enough to see what's going on in our country good luck to you

  • @Gracklef1int
    @Gracklef1int Рік тому +11

    That sketch at the end was brilliant satire and that actor deserves an award.

  • @ForestGirlTeresa
    @ForestGirlTeresa Рік тому +31

    Excellent show, Jimmy. Hard-hitting and hilarious. 👍

    • @gabecollett
      @gabecollett Рік тому

      hes awesome, better than vtrump

  • @gregleppanen9859
    @gregleppanen9859 Рік тому

    No politicians from either party will ever spend a day in jail, period

  • @caribarrett6175
    @caribarrett6175 Рік тому +22

    You and your team could not have been any more right on than they were tonight🤩🤩🤩

    • @ca6360
      @ca6360 Рік тому

      You hate your country, look at all of Bidens policies , destroying your life also, and you just cant see it! Or... are in denial

  • @Outonbond82
    @Outonbond82 Рік тому +27

    I was waiting all day long for Jimmy’s response to this!!

    • @mikeh6084
      @mikeh6084 Рік тому

      Reasonable levelheaded people don’t really care about Jimmy Kimmel anymore

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      You just need to get a life of your own

    • @davemckolanis4683
      @davemckolanis4683 Рік тому +1

      @@mikeh6084 Cry Us A River With Your maga Years...

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 Рік тому

      ​@@mikeh6084 You again. 😂 Looks lonely down there

    • @mikeh6084
      @mikeh6084 Рік тому

      @@lazerlord9324 How many of y’all be jerking off to Trump before you go to bed at night?

  • @byronjohnson4097
    @byronjohnson4097 Рік тому +4

    Rudy went from all his sentences being a noun, a verb, and "9/11" to a noun, a verb, and "Hunter Biden's laptop." I'm excited to see what his next sentence is - hopefully it's 10 to 15 years!

  • @前橋みき
    @前橋みき Рік тому +5

    Jimmy’s on fire 🔥 🎉🎉

  • @Starzntheskje68947
    @Starzntheskje68947 Рік тому +91

    Hearing DeSassy roll that bus over Trump again and again was just what my heart needed❤

    • @squirrelattackspidy
      @squirrelattackspidy Рік тому +4

      My heart says DeSassy should be arrested for criminal threatening. How does your heart feel now?

    • @gwenverde7970
      @gwenverde7970 Рік тому +8

      @@squirrelattackspidy why not both? It’s amusing to watch them turn on each other while they’re all under investigation & threat of incarceration.

    • @Xcalibur2679
      @Xcalibur2679 Рік тому

      Cry harder p ussys 😂

  • @velikovskysghost
    @velikovskysghost Рік тому +41

    My wife thought she was going to die when she started her period because he mom never told her anything about it, and I know other women who have had similar experiences. Kimmel did a great job on this one.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Рік тому

      But UA-cam is all about censorship. Noticed all the extra ads lately?
      You better not DARE say anything about them. The google is so EVIL these days.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 Рік тому +12

      You’re not wrong, especially for girls from a super religious family who consider a natural bodily function ‘taboo’ and ‘dirty’. Those girls NEED compassionate education. When I told my Mum I’d started my period she said “Ask your sister” and that was it. (I wonder what she told my sister??) Oh, and my parents aren’t even fundamental conservative ‘Christian’ (haha) psychopaths, so I can only imagine what those children go through.

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost Рік тому +3

      @@clothilde1623 They do need compassion understanding and to be educated on this subject. To put it in darkness is to make "natural bodily functions" dirty! Brought out into the light of understanding is the best way to keep ourselves clean and safe.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 Рік тому +2

      Blood you can't explain that won't stop would be scary for an adult! So it makes sense that a 9 or 10 year old suddenly bleeding is terrified. Girls need info at 7 or 8 so they know what to expect in advance!

    • @buttonsf3293
      @buttonsf3293 Рік тому +1

      @@clothilde1623 i can give you an idea what they go through because my friend was one
      No shaving legs despite the fact we went to a Christian school and had to wear skirts. She had dark hair... 7th grade was pretty rough on her because in 6th and below we could wear knee socks or tights but 7th we were required to wear sheer hose (how else were the pervy church leaders going to get their mental jackoff material)
      No wearing pants. No listening to music. Learning about periods and more from friends.
      Perfect way to lose your kid forever when they become legal age is by treating them as property

  • @noxnext
    @noxnext Рік тому +6

    Wow! Jimmy was on fire in this one!!! 😂👍

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +1

      You know he reads off a cue cards don't you

    • @noxnext
      @noxnext Рік тому

      @@danmcgriff1421
      And?!? Every joke and every sentence was a blast! Jimmy‘s show is the best!

    • @cliffishot2def
      @cliffishot2def Рік тому

      ​@@danmcgriff1421 you know Trump can't read right?

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      @@cliffishot2def I don't know Trump can't read you don't know Trump can't read you silly little goose

  • @reed7048
    @reed7048 Рік тому +5

    We can't wait to see him in that orange jump suit... The Emperor's New Clothes !😅😂

  • @kamilebrahimoff3589
    @kamilebrahimoff3589 Рік тому

    "Calm before the Stormy"😂😂, good one, I like that.

  • @mellio9077
    @mellio9077 Рік тому +5

    I love the tiny hands (opening scene). Nice touch! Lol

  • @Gnawiful
    @Gnawiful Рік тому +13

    One thing for sure, jimmy Kimmel only cares about himself, not anyone, just saying.

    • @lloydmckay3241
      @lloydmckay3241 Рік тому +1

      Just saying something stupid incoherently. Good for you.

  • @kallumcoekin3401
    @kallumcoekin3401 Рік тому +2

    He’s on the list guys, jimmy is on the list 🤷‍♂️

  • @juancarlosgarcia25
    @juancarlosgarcia25 Рік тому +4

    Gracias Jimmy!!! 👍

  • @CharlesJohnson-ui2pk
    @CharlesJohnson-ui2pk 3 місяці тому

    Please , don’t resign Jimmy!!!

  • @terriquinlan7683
    @terriquinlan7683 Рік тому +18

    "Coyotes are like books" made my day. 😄

  • @straycats1256
    @straycats1256 Рік тому +2

    There's a reason they call that state Flori-DUH!🤣🤣🤣

  • @aaravmishra9445
    @aaravmishra9445 Рік тому +1

    As an indian national i am deeply concerned with the fall of democracy in USA . India being the largest democracy should question the USA about throttling of democracy .

  • @SemourKlitz
    @SemourKlitz Рік тому +4

    "If ever case, the reason he [Trump] is in trouble, is because he is the dumbest criminal in the world." Exactly, Mr. Kimmel, sir.

  • @ninehundreddollarluxuryyac5958

    I was arrested for a baggie of weed, if he gets any less than I did, the government has no legitimacy. Bail was over 100 times what I had and I was not released on my own recognisance. I'm expecting nothing less.

  • @markrowley8073
    @markrowley8073 Рік тому +17

    Thank you for what you do, cause I think you speak truth to power to folks who aren’t tuned into the real world 🧐

  • @kevinbwillson4161
    @kevinbwillson4161 Рік тому +5

    Cassa No Brain did it again Mr Jimmy Thank you all for the laughs

  • @DjHunkyVevo
    @DjHunkyVevo Рік тому +1

    Big things going down 👇

  • @carlamiller5147
    @carlamiller5147 Рік тому +4

    Jimmy you are the best! In these sad times of our country you keep it real. Thank you!

  • @dianemanson7756
    @dianemanson7756 Рік тому +1

    Florida is getting nuttier by the day.
    Need to vote DeSantis & his crones out of office. The Cuban people there need a reality check. Unbelievable.

  • @nedthomasjr8665
    @nedthomasjr8665 Рік тому

    Let's support this country

  • @monabingham1018
    @monabingham1018 Рік тому

    Thank you!

  • @somemovingpictures
    @somemovingpictures Рік тому +3

    Truth be told, yes, I was channel surfing a couple of evenings back and happened upon a rerun of an old Johnny Carson Tonight Show. Gary Shandling was the guest comic and it was his first appearance on network television. Both Johnny Carson and Gary Shandling were great. A comedian just beginning his career and a comedian enjoying the heights of a unequaled career and both as masters of their craft. Jimmy Kimmel is not a funny man. He's not a comedian. He is a network boob who will do or say anything asked of him by the network. That's not the sad part. The sad part is that he is now the rule rather than the exception.

  • @dannmarceau
    @dannmarceau Рік тому +7

    "Blue is green, up is down." -- Kevin McCarthy

    • @AbhijeetMishra
      @AbhijeetMishra Рік тому

      And men can get pregnant? Nice little blue vs red team extremism going on over there in the US.

  • @ltroy9926
    @ltroy9926 Рік тому +1

    It’s all Fun and Games Kibble, until it’s not.
    What goes around comes around!!

  • @christineride1301
    @christineride1301 Рік тому +19

    that Florida parade was hilarious yet incredibly scary that this is real life

  • @lspiegel5704
    @lspiegel5704 Рік тому +6

    He’s not just the dumbest criminal, he’s the biggest narcissist.

  • @Teazel_McGillicuddy
    @Teazel_McGillicuddy Рік тому +8

    😂P-R-E-G-Nancy😂

  • @mygunisinnocent8028
    @mygunisinnocent8028 Рік тому +1

    JImmy Crumble "Oh poor me, Disney was asked to tone me down, I'm gonna pout like a baby" wah wah

  • @Xena3
    @Xena3 Рік тому +15

    Jimmy, well played. So many good take sways from this monologue.

    • @play712
      @play712 Рік тому

      Stupidity and ignorance is the only take away from the trash that clown puts out there.

  • @helmutschmitt4504
    @helmutschmitt4504 Рік тому +12

    Bless you, Jimmy.

  • @lynndragoman2454
    @lynndragoman2454 Рік тому +1

    And history now shows us why Kimmel has been Fired from every show he has been on.

  • @leschab
    @leschab Рік тому +11

    The opening was a gem. As usual from JKL.

  • @jonroesler8155
    @jonroesler8155 Рік тому +1

    Because the NY Prosecutor's Office, in a city of 8.47 million people, is only able to indict one person at a time. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @gwhitaker7862
    @gwhitaker7862 Рік тому +4

    You were on a roll tonight, Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @djbenjibeatzofficial
    @djbenjibeatzofficial Рік тому +1

    The opening is the best🤣🤣🤣

  • @minimaxmiaandme.4971
    @minimaxmiaandme.4971 Рік тому +1

    Really though, sexuality should be taught at home by the parents; not the media, not the teachers at school. Good for Florida!

  • @relentlessmadman
    @relentlessmadman Рік тому +2

    we should all be wondering When he is arrested will he be tried as an adult!

  • @TwiggyHetfield27
    @TwiggyHetfield27 Рік тому +2

    I really don't understand Florida or men for that matter. My parents are moving down there soon & I talked with my father about this stupid bill. My dad says that those talks should be done at home. I told him, god forbid something would've happened to my mother would he seriously have talked about this to me? Would he feel uncomfortable? He didn't answer the first question but said yes, he'd feel uncomfortable. He went on to say, "When I was in the 7th grade we had a health class for girls & one for boys & that's when we discussed these things." I said, "Yea, but they want to ban these talks in elementary school." He said he agreed with them. I looked at him dumbfounded & said "Dad... you do realize that girls as young as 8 can get their periods, right?" The man had NO IDEA. This man is 64 years old!! He honestly thought 12 years old was the earliest age. He changed his tune after I told him.
    If a 64 year old blue collar man doesn't know the earliest age a girl can get her period then why are we letting these old men police what happens when a young girl gets her first period!? I don't understand this country anymore.

    • @buttonsf3293
      @buttonsf3293 Рік тому +2

      I hope he doesn't go full bore into the Republican agenda once they move there! So many have because that's what they're surrounded with on a daily basis

  • @carinag2031
    @carinag2031 Рік тому +5

    Jimmy, you are the best. 😂😂😂

  • @Jerry-vx4le
    @Jerry-vx4le Рік тому +1

    Why in that criminal still free?
    Just goes to show that there is a different system of justice for the rich and those that are not

    • @3dsmaxrocks699
      @3dsmaxrocks699 Рік тому

      You have to be convicted of crime to go to jail in the USA.
      Trump hasn't committed any crimes.
      And the entire Russian collusion thing was a democrat lie and witch hunt.

  • @SerenitySharesStuff
    @SerenitySharesStuff Рік тому

    Surprise everyone, indict him on the Georgia issue first.

  • @PRLIBRE_SOBERANO
    @PRLIBRE_SOBERANO Рік тому +6

    Yesss JIMMY EL MEJOR!

  • @wallypelton1337
    @wallypelton1337 Рік тому

    GOOD PLACE FOR IT!

  • @gfystarshine
    @gfystarshine Рік тому +3

    Gosh, I hope they charge him as an adult! 😂

  • @Sonorandeeess
    @Sonorandeeess Рік тому +1

    That man keeps coming back like a bad UTI

  • @janetstreet7264
    @janetstreet7264 Рік тому +1

    "Stollen" is a delicious Germany pastry! 😂

  • @Riga.Mortus
    @Riga.Mortus Рік тому +1

    Fantasic opening 😂 so true that about time

  • @fentin480
    @fentin480 Рік тому

    A patriot moat is a great idea! Dig up Mar-a-Lago! What are we filling the moat with? Is it patriots? The patriot would have to be liquefied, so maybe the idea needs some thought?

  • @spindleswift8667
    @spindleswift8667 Рік тому +5

    OMG. Kimmel nailed it and wrote Trump's obit in 5 words: "Dumbest Criminal in the World".