Curious George Santos, Trump Wanted to Nuke North Korea & Biden’s Classified Doc Malarkey
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Classified documents were found in the garage at President Biden’s house in Delaware, Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed a special counsel to look into it, a new book claims that Trump floated the idea of nuking North Korea and blaming the attack on another country, newly elected misrepresentative George Santos continues his lying streak and the press is having a hard time getting him to answer questions, Republicans from the state of New York are calling for his resignation, Prince Harry is topping the best-seller charts with his new memoir and there are several shocking reveals, Elon Musk is considering selling Twitter usernames to raise cash, and with all the rain this week, we sent our in-house meteorologist out on to Hollywood Blvd in a slippery when wet edition of “Breaking the News.”
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Ex-Astronaut George Santos said he was the First Man on the Sun (he went at night).
Biden said he knew the person who invented insulin, the fool was born a year after that person died. I can go tit-for-tat. Biden said he graduated at the top of his class; he was close to the Bottom. Biden said he never knew any of Hunters business associates, we know that was a lie. This is too easy. Have a nice night.
No worries ,Humpty's space force to the rescue.
Space Force Commander - At least he doesn't have to return his many Nobel Prizes.
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At night because its cooler on the dark side of the sun.
😲 What the hell! That audio excerpt from Harry's book is one of the creepiest things I have ever heard and just like some things can never been unseen obviously some things can never be unheard and this is one of them!
Googled the part Jimmy talked about today to make sure it was fake, I mean there wasn't a way it wasn't fake, right, in spite of Jimmy assuring it was real.
BEWARE THE GINGER TODGER.
@@emmett.francis7894 🤣🤣 Exactly! It's all just... so... creepy and the audiobook with his voice is over the top disturbing!
@@nortok00 Fun fact I stood before Charles & Diana as a performer back in the early 80's. He wore an immaculately tailored dinner suit, but the gloss patent leather slippers, with bows was hilarious. Believe me his ears are well impressive, nor everyone can pull off that physical oddity. Diana wasn't a great beauty, at best a tall, willowy, comely maiden. I still have program from the next season we did. I'm centre stage, talking to Charlie 'big lugs'. The company was granted a Royal Warrant not long after their visit. She loved the performance & was a devotee of the art we practiced. She opened doors for the institution internationally..
@@emmett.francis7894 Wow! That is an amazing story! Thanks for sharing. That must have been such an amazing experience for you which has left you with an incredible bit of history to tell. It sounds like you have a memoir to write. :-)
Let's see if have this straight: 1) A Republican absconds with HUNDREDS of classified documents, claims them as his own, fights the National Archives for MONTHS until they're forced to send in the FBI; 2) A Democrat discovers a dozen classified documents, fully and promptly cooperates with the National Archives, and the Attorney General immediately appoints a Special Counsel to investigate the minute a second batch is found. No, we wouldn't want to seem too partisan, would we...?
He was the vp he had no right to those documents period
@@richardrose9943 And despite what Trump seems to believe, he had no right to the ones he took and refused to give back. He was president, not king, and despite what Trump said, the Presidential Records Act doesn't say "you just talk about it", nor does it cover top secret nuclear docs which can't just be declassified, either with the president's mind or by traditional means.
@@richardrose9943 Because no one except the President is allowed to view gov docs... 🙄
America's education system everyone!
The best part is that Biden's lawyers contacted the government to say they had documents the government wasn't looking for. The trump goons kept telling the Archives they didn't have documents the Archives was looking for so they had to send in the FBI to get them.
I dont know what partisan means im a simple chicken farmer.... i can tell you a thing or two bout some eggs. Let me tell you, they ain't cheap!
If I were a 17 year old girl, I'd be terrified Matt Gaetz is still free and employed to represent the people...
Or a 17 year old boy
Where the hell is Sheriff Grady Judd when you need him?
@@danmcgriff1421 well, that attempt to insult makes a whole lot of sense. Are you at all aware that the scuzzo Matt Gaetz was pursuing little girls? And that there is evidence?
No kidding! I bet they carry mace in his hometown when he's there.
@@marthaspillman9988 he hasn't been known to abuse any boys or men ...ONLY YOUNG GIRLS...where have you heard he abuses boys????
Jimmy should get more awards..him and his writers are so amazing!
Hello Lisa how are you doing 😊Marry Christmas 🎅 and Happy 😊 New Year.
Yes they are the best! My fav of all the hosts... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
George Santos claimed his mother was in the South Tower on 9/11. To be fair; he didn’t specify the city or country of said tower.
Trump also wanted to nuke a hurricane after failing to divert it with a Sharpie.
HEHEHE
Yes yes distract for the old white man! And no leftie boot licks, I didnt vote for your orange daddy either.
epic
😂🤣😂 omg that's really funny!
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Even Jesus was like...."Jesus"
Obviously, old guys can't keep track of classified documents. Bigger concern is why isn't some gov't department signing these documents out and following up on their return... like a library system.
I thought I was the only one thinking like that. If the National Archives and... can do it the White House can.
Uhm why is ol Joe just hanging out with classified documents, over here, some next to the car, some up his backside, good Lord ol Joe is a mess! Bring on corn pop!!!!
@@gregriddle3042 trump lost. Suck it.
That's the million-dollar question 🤔
@@gregriddle3042 bless your heart
That Corvette is probably the safest place for classified documents. XD
George Santos is so dense that he thinks Matt Gaetz saying something isn’t a crime is reassuring.
"Where did the money come from?" "Well, it didn't come from China or the Ukraine!"
(Okay, we've eliminated two countries out of 107...)
Forrest Gump....."George Santos is so dense. And that's all I have to say about that."
"Fabricating ones resume isn't a crime, frankly it's how allot of Republicans get to Congress". Matt Gaetz 2023
@@shotjohnny Funny you should mention x-ray Santos invented x-ray.
@@brucebradley5877 Santos created YT, Twitter, and FB
“Embellishing one’s resume isn’t a crime” I don’t think Quagmire is the best person to decide what is and isn’t a crime.
100% correct. Comment spot on. Your comment is way underrated. It should have a lot more thumbs up.
Giggity
Sounds exactly like what Tucker would say.
@@markfll Probably already has.
it happens all the time. What happens to the person depends on the names listed as their references.
Santos looks and sounds more like how a store front dummy would perform if really alive.
He definitely fits the description of "uncanny valley". He's so creepy looking.
Well, his entire life story seems to have been made up. Maybe he really is a store dummy who wished really hard to be a 'real boy'. In any case, he is a dummy.
The rain guy was funny as hell.
It wasn’t THAT funny😒
Walker ,Trump, Santos, party of lies🥺
Drinking that rain water looked like something out of jackass. 🤢
@Aaron P - the whole segment was. I know some people liked, but Jimney Cricket - it brought the whole show down, in my opinion.
@@MossyMozartnah. That was a pretty good “field reporter” spoof.
Nah, Jake’s the best!
@ Aaron P. I hope he was pretend drinking. That was gutter water.
@@libbyworkman3459 I think it was pretend, but some real rain water got into the planted cup which is why he was having trouble drinking it
I woke up my kids, yelling NO!!! after he drank that rain water 🙈
I don't know what's more funny. SanTOAST tripping over the paper, or this funny looking dude in front of him trying to look like a serious,intense bodyguard! 🤣🤣
yeah, what was that?? Neither of them knew how to use a key card
Santoast. Oh how clever. Sounds like something Trump would tweet
@@juliebraden6911 It's very clever,since he is. Everybody else likes it. Why you mad sis?
Follow the money. Santos has a direct link to Russian money and could be a Russian asset. He is a National Security risk and should not be granted a security clearance. He will try to get on any committee that handles classified information.
Russia ??? They cant even fight a war .
Russia? Are you nuts?
@@lucapellari5985 Who knows? Anything is possible with that guy...
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He hardly looks like 007 material.
@@vitalucas9452 lol I agree it's not likely. Although the ones not looking like the 007 type...are prolly the 007 type, lol
When you do military time everything goes out the door. I froze my ear at -30 celcious. Blew up like dumbo ear. There is a point where the pain stops. And you feel nothing because it is frozen. I asked my dad if I could stay home from school. He was fine with it. Then you have to drain all the puss that comes out. It is a real thing. And Harry was not prepared for the kind of cold we get up here.
Jake Byrd (the meteorologist) is a HIGHLY underrated comedian and I love every single funny thing I have ever seen him do. If you want to laugh, type his name into youtube, set it to auto play and let the hilariousness wash over you. Byrd has an incredible sense of timing, and he can read a person from 300 yards away! Jimmy is alright.
3:56.... LMAO
Like how the guard looks at the camera after picking up the paper and slowly closes the door LOL
The end bit was soooo funny 🤣
Started my morning off with big laughs thanks to that
Rep George Santos also claims he was the Heavy Weight Champ; some country I never heard of. And that he was so fast you couldn't hit him with a hand full of rice.
Weather man is going to need a sick week and maybe some workmen's compensation after that tall glass of curb water.
My goodness, please, put microchips on all documents so that catches a bad guy and vindicates a "good guy."🔒
There ya go! Best idea I've heard regarding this stupidity. And why you will never see this happen? None of them want to be held accountable for anything. Bottom line. But great ides and it could be done. But hey were only talking about national security right. As Americans we should be very afraid. 2024 is going to be a joke.
Yeah. Microchips on every document. That wouldn't be exceptionally expensive at all.
Jimmy and Guillermo are the best! 🤗💕💕💕
He doesn't even need glasses!! It's a fake look
You really need to get Baby Face Santos on the show!
I bet FOX "News" has offered George his own show.
@@stratostatic Kimmel can do a scene like Baby Face Nelson in Oh, Brother .....
That's where the money came from......
"Tanny Soprano"😂😂😂
I heard that Santos proofread the Declaration of Independence before he signed it
Plot twist Santos is really Sacha Baron Cohen in disguise
A great comedy gag whoever it is.
“Taint Nicholas” got me
Enough, neither one of them ever run for office again.
It's never going to stop, is it, Jimmy? 😡
This is war with these rat bastards, have no doubt, and you're on the front lines, brother. Thank you 💙 😁
The US legalized Cannabis Sativa to defend our country during World War II.
Doing the same thing today will avert another civil war and also stop climate change.
If anyone on corporate television were honest, the USDA's 1942 film *Hemp for Victory* would have been common knowledge since the invention of television.
Yes they are rats but what will it take for everyone to see it?
I like the picture behind Gatez Some guy asking HEY. BUDDY GOT ANY SPARE CHANGE. !
Jimmy and his writers must be hoping the comedy gold that is George Santos remains in office..
A duplicitous idiot with authority does make for good joke fodder.
I didn't know Texas Paul was an auctioneer !
As a Chicagoan.. seeing the ppl in LA wearing puffy winter jackets... when its probably low 60's? *facepalm*
Seems like a another normal day in the United States. Everything is perfect there. What can go wrong?
My Man!! Representing Metal, throwing up the devil horns🤘 !!
I know him! He’s my friend and went on stage with Gary holt and played his guitar!
@@dragongirllacey715 Hah, I knew he was a metal head! Right on! Rubbing elbows with legends no less.
Damn Harry! 50 Shades of Yikes.
Wow! Who knew Texas Paul was so talented an auctioneer? Or that he worked for Twitter?
You know there is actually a UA-cam page called Prank Calling Radio Stations .
The Harry segment reminds me of Monty Python's "Upper Class Twit" skits.
Except it's all for real in his book 🤢
The guy has more teeth than brain cells
Goodness, did y'all get the auctioneer from the Barrett-Jackson car auctions 🤣🤣🤣
Gotta love the JC pic in Matt's office.
Jimmy missed a huge opportunity - he didn’t mention that Twitter employees got escorted out of their office in Asia by cops because Elon didn’t pay his rent 😂😂😂😂
I heard George Santos was the first man to set foot on the moon. He also beat up Chuck Norris twice.
The auctioneer and rain guy were 🎶so good.
That story again...
"Prince thinks of Mother's lips, touches self"
Yeah, I always ask friends how to best treat frostbite on my delicate parts. Doesn't the UK have free healthcare and isn't this schmoe rich enough to see a specialist?
if matt gaetz is the one you chose to lob you the interview questions, you are probably exactly where you always wanted to be.
I just love the picture of Jesus behind Matt Gaitz.. It's a grift card..
Who knows who is the "in house meteorologist"? The man is super funny.
Peter Doucy is such a punk
Matt Gaetz has a waiting-on-my-man look in that Santos interview.
I have one question.
the auctioneer,
did he really speak that fast or was it edited?
Recall him right? Leave it to the voters
Loved the weather man especially when he told the bemused passers-by she ought to be ashamed of herself. 🤣
Matt... love the set up behind you
Still finding more documents Jimbo!
Lol I love how he walks with the guy in red down the sidewalk😂
Crazy, you can not make this stuff up!!
That is not a rain water it’s sewer and canals water.
harry read that like he wanted me to feel it
It's terrible to let that Santos guy in there. This country has a standard to uphold in politics. (wait for it) We demand integrity in our elected officials. (almost there) Honesty in Washington is absolute! (there it is...!! threw up in my mouth!!) Heck, let's keep Pelosi in there....she'd never lie to you....
I'm surprised Santos's mum, Rhonda Santos, of Florida isn't 'Russian' to his defence.
Misrepresentative...I love it!! 😆
I'm not one to judge but, Prince Harry, there's some stories you take to the grave...
Are these documents being given out by Oprah or something?! You get a document and you get a document and YOU get a document!
Hats off to that barker!
Auctioneer?
Resemblance of Nemo.
From finding Nemo the movie.
Expect Nemo was an accurate character.
No 🧢
BEST news guy ever!
That answer wasn't acceptable at all. Who access to these classified documents? The gardener, the housekeeper, Hunter?
Only the NASSAU COUNTY R organization has been calling for "misrepresentative" Santos to resign (so far) ~
But, if the cats ate granny, they aren't cannibals, they're just cats.
not in a maintenance shed next to a pool
When Gaetz interview Santos, which one has the right to think, "I can't believe I'm sitting here with this piece of sh!t?"
I'm sorry, but did the "reporter" actually take the water from the street?
I can't seem to get over that.
I came here for all my news.
I’m really concerned about the guys health that drank that rain water -someone check on him plz 😮
The minute Kim hears this, that love affair is TOAST!
HOW HE WAS EXPECTING THE BLACK DUDE TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR HIM handing him the key💀💀💀💀💀💀🔑
Oh wow. I'm sure this news won't piss off North Korea
Media needs to be focusing on the major differences between the two document cases. Biden is cooperating; trump obstructed.
Stolen & Hidden Documents Versus Misplaced & Forgotten Documents ... HMMM !
Instead of talking trash, Jimmy should go inside octagon with Trump in UFC
Thanks for showing that Harry's ghost written tat is even worse than we thought...was it Dan brown? Matt Gaetz?
Gonna create an AI art of Jimmy Kimmel as the doctor and johnny Depp as the Master in doctor who
George Santos remembers applying preparation H right after meeting with Trump. LOL, He didn't feel anything! But it was great because of how Frosty his orificial lips were while deployed in Frostekistan.
Is that Jeremy Wade reading the royals book?
Love you Jimmy
@ 04:47 When "Horrible" Matt the Shatt Gaetz asks the question and then the picture of Jesus behind him @ 05:10 says "Deuces!" was awesome!
What even weirder, is if you try to goto a elizabeth arden website, it literally locks you out to a blank page untill you put in a username and password......what in the frig?
Why don't he just tell the truth he wants money for the documents to pass along to his family
Jimmy! You are the best! Come and see me in New Zealand, we can talk about telly wankers.
Gotta just love Gates' HaySooos pic and his mini mantle cross.
Santos should be sent to Brazil, where he is under indictment for passing fraudulent checks.
I like how you say that like we were all gonna shocked because we didn't already know this. In fact people have been saying send him to Brazil for a while. Whatever makes you feel smart though
@@juliebraden6911 Sugar britches, ANY response from you makes me feel "smart."
Brazil had FRAUD CHARGES against SANTOS, but let it go in 2008 bc they COULDN'T FIND HIM. Due to his new found CELEBRITY in American CONGRESS, THEY HAVE REVIVED THE CHARGES. BRAZIL, PLEEEEEASE! COME GET HIMMMMM!!!🤪🤭✌️👍🤣Ps: you can KEEP HIM TOO‼️👏👏👏👏👏🥳
Lol get him!
Assuming there isn't a statute of limitations in effect, and that there is an extradition treaty between Brazil and the U.S., I'm in full agreement.
Santos may be a Russian or Chinese spy. His cover story seems to align with the suspicion.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Even if there is a statute of limitations on check fraud, there probably wouldn't be for flight from justice.
After seeing him here they probably don't want him back.
Strangely, the Republicans have now suddenly become hyper-concerned about the security of classified documents. 🤔
"Rules for thee, not for me" is their motto.
Strangely, Democrats are no longer hyper-concerned about the security of classified documents.
Nothing matters because no one cares. Whatever is in those documents is irrelevant. Even if all of those "national secrets" were left on a park bench, turned over to a reporter and printed in the Sunday paper, no one would do anything about it. You're seeing it in real time, right now. "Justice" is just a word.
U slow if u think that this is magically strange!!!🤣🤣🤣
Its so predictable, yet I wonder if they realize that if they start pushing for Biden to be punished, that Trump's infractions being likely more severe and much better documented and therefore any punishments more severe.
Again.
Santos and Gaetz that's some real clown on clown action there.
He was buds with mtg now santos. Matt needs to find a better crowed to run with. What am i saying. Birds of a feather.
2 idiots one c ... micro
Scamtos is trying to convince Matt Gaetz that he’s a 17 year old girl
So, let's see. With almost ANY other company in the US, if you lie about your degree, credentials or experience, one would be fired on the spot. Yet as a politician, you have to be 'asked to resign'? What the actual F? Oh and if you lead a insurrection, you can also be kept working by us taxpapers paying for their salary. Yeah, makes total sense.
Yeah! Whats the deal? Imnediate expulsion from Congress!
Santos is Jebus
Said the sage HOMER SIMPSON
Same reason Matt Gaetz who paid for a child prostitute to be brought to florida for him didn’t. Same reason the many sheriffs department gangs across America continue to operate their illegal and violent authoritarian rule. Same reason Walmart and other mega-corporations continue to break mass labour laws and exploit working class people.
The system is broken, it’s designed to protect the powerful and shield them from accountability.
Democrats have been doing it for years.
Put a lid on your bias and hypocrisy before you respond.