Trump Gave Nuclear Submarine Secrets to Foreign Billionaire, Ex-Staffer Says: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Trump's lawyers arguing that the case against him for stealing classified documents should be thrown out, even after a key witness came forward and revealed shocking new details about the suspicious behavior he saw at Mar-a-Lago.
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  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 3 місяці тому +458

    The right to a speedy trial isn't just for the defendant, it's for the people. Justice delayed is justice denied.

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie 3 місяці тому +13

      Yes, We the People have the right to speed up his trials.

    • @maureenlaneski2802
      @maureenlaneski2802 3 місяці тому +1

      Defendants have a right to make motions and appeals, too. So, things get slowed down.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 3 місяці тому +30

      @@maureenlaneski2802 They have a right, and I'm not saying they don't, but when you make frivolous motions just for the purposes of delay in hopes that you can use your personal political power to end the trials and have no accountability, you are making a mockery of the system.

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P 3 місяці тому +1

      @@maureenlaneski2802When you make a motion that you KNOW is frivolous and going to get tossed out, there is no reason to do it. He still does it, all for appearances and delays. We deserve to have these trials held before the next election. Why? Because we’re talking about whether he tried to steal the last election. He doesn’t deserve the opportunity to try again before his trial.

    • @ChiefJayBinns
      @ChiefJayBinns 3 місяці тому

      Hes a White male thats how
      The End!

  • @Craighetfield2024
    @Craighetfield2024 3 місяці тому +94

    The Eric hunting submarines bit had me in tears 😂

  • @zakat1585
    @zakat1585 3 місяці тому +488

    This is crazy!
    This man is STILL running around with boxes of classified documents?!?! How is this man STILL running around free?!?!

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 3 місяці тому +67

      "Running" is perhaps an exaggeration. More like waddling, actually.

    • @Bob-lh4mg
      @Bob-lh4mg 3 місяці тому +31

      You can blame garland, so weak

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 3 місяці тому +46

      And even worse, as the Republican Presidential nominee he'll very soon have access to classified documents again. That's what happens in an Idiocracy!

    • @allenshadrick22
      @allenshadrick22 3 місяці тому

      He's got about 40% of America brainwashed. Like he said, he could get away with murder in broad daylight.

    • @CarlAnthonyTV
      @CarlAnthonyTV 3 місяці тому

      Gosh oh gee, newsflash... this ISN'T the "news" it's some BS attempt at BS comedy wrapped inside a mind control Democrat Party political BS narrative as its vehicle.

  • @lauriewatkins1745
    @lauriewatkins1745 3 місяці тому +187

    I am beyond disappointed in the court system.

    • @ChiefJayBinns
      @ChiefJayBinns 3 місяці тому

      Oh, now your disappointed. Imagine how Black Americans feel. SMH

    • @mscuriosity
      @mscuriosity 3 місяці тому +13

      Trump was smart enough to load the Supreme Court with his cronies - that Clarence Thomas is a piece of work. Look at the way they went after Fanni Willis for having a relationship and not identifying where her money came from - yet this guy has had luxury holidays, and his mother was given a house by wealthy Republicans ........ why hasn't he been called on this in court?

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Місяць тому +1

      It's just to drive home how expendable we peons are to the ruling class.

  • @kenday7942
    @kenday7942 3 місяці тому +263

    I worked in military defense and later in the defense industry with classified information at different levels for almost 30 years. If anyone had taken just one document they would have had their security clearance pulled by the FBI - and if they disclosed classified defense information they would have been sent to Leavenworth Federal prison.

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet 3 місяці тому

      Welcome to the new ‘merica 🤮

    • @lynneglazer2154
      @lynneglazer2154 3 місяці тому +26

      As someone who has to take all that refresher training, I feel unending revulsion.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 3 місяці тому +30

      Two-tiered justice system at its best.

    • @MrsMelboZ
      @MrsMelboZ 3 місяці тому +25

      I'm amazed that he hasn't been banned from politics.........crazy

    • @7142320
      @7142320 3 місяці тому +29

      Anyone else and they would be in prison so fast! And he talks about how unfair he's being treated. Another evidence of the class problems in this country.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 місяці тому +724

    I’m so tired of his mess

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 3 місяці тому +20

      We all are.... Let's just have the election now so he can stop delaying the inevitable.

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool 3 місяці тому

      I'm not American, but can Trump just keep trying every 4 years until he dies?

    • @JohnYoung-js1bl
      @JohnYoung-js1bl 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@ginadelsasso288Wait for the trials.

    • @delta5297
      @delta5297 3 місяці тому +17

      The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

    • @BrianHolmes
      @BrianHolmes 3 місяці тому

      Don't hold your breath. We had better have a blue tsunami this election cycle or we may not have a democracy at the end of it. Our Justice system is sus.@@JohnYoung-js1bl

  • @ATM648
    @ATM648 3 місяці тому +72

    Isn't selling classified state secrets that you possessed illegally the exact definition of espionage??

    • @HoldinContempt
      @HoldinContempt 3 місяці тому

      Joe Biden sold secrets to foreign governments, Hillary Clinton sold secrets to foreign governments, Barrack Obama sold secrets to foreign govenrments, George Bush sold secrets to Foreign governments. Bill Clinton sold nuclear secrets to communist china. The list goes on. Amazing how you only seem to care when the orange man does it.

    • @jo-fe9mb
      @jo-fe9mb 3 місяці тому +4

      rich are above the law of course, but any peon does it then its quick jail in a week.

    • @mexhapati
      @mexhapati 2 місяці тому

      TREASON

  • @rbffbvs
    @rbffbvs 3 місяці тому +80

    I am so aggravated about the fact that the Bedminster, N.J. property has never been searched! What else is hidden there?

    • @NickMuro-uf2xr
      @NickMuro-uf2xr 3 місяці тому +7

      Those docs are in Russia or China not here and why they letting him get away with it!!!

    • @lindawilkinson5143
      @lindawilkinson5143 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@NickMuro-uf2xr Those documents are probably in Ivana's coffin.

    • @NickMuro-uf2xr
      @NickMuro-uf2xr 3 місяці тому +1

      Jeffrey epstien is probably there in the basement!!!

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 3 місяці тому

      @@lindawilkinson5143 that comment has never made sense! Would be FAR more logical to turn digital & burn than to bury like that!

  • @bolaadetiba8220
    @bolaadetiba8220 3 місяці тому +176

    The scary part is no one knows where those 15+ boxes moved to Bedminster are really are as of now.

    • @felicialightfoot2380
      @felicialightfoot2380 3 місяці тому +30

      Putin's downstairs bathroom.

    • @padgedunbar9400
      @padgedunbar9400 3 місяці тому +22

      ​@@felicialightfoot2380With some in Riyadh & Beijing.

    • @oliviasimonich2386
      @oliviasimonich2386 3 місяці тому +12

      Irritating to no end thst they haven't conducted a search for them! Don't trust cannon to not throw case out or reverse guilty verdict. NJ might be a different story.

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie 3 місяці тому +12

      Yes we do. They’re buried with, or in place of, wife #1

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 3 місяці тому +7

      Doesn't matter. Prudence dictates treating all that material as compromised.

  • @terri6854
    @terri6854 3 місяці тому +289

    So in the US court system, is a rich person just allowed to make endless motions, appeals and delays, and then the courts have no choice but to attend to each and every one of them?

  • @aWOKEn1445
    @aWOKEn1445 3 місяці тому +113

    "I'm not kiddin' around"never gets old!💙💙💙

    • @Phukugoooglification
      @Phukugoooglification 3 місяці тому +6

      And I told him if he doesn't come around, we are going to have a Jesus moment.

    • @MoneyGist
      @MoneyGist 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Phukugoooglification I'm not kidding around

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 3 місяці тому

      😆

    • @zyme4569
      @zyme4569 3 місяці тому +1

      Seth does it so well 😂

  • @Adwhite1
    @Adwhite1 3 місяці тому +39

    CORRECTION: That was an EXCELLENT Cliff impression.

  • @SomethingBlonde
    @SomethingBlonde 3 місяці тому +445

    It does feel like 3,000 years. Embrace the chaos, keep laughing, keep calm, and vote blue, everybody. 💙🤗🇺🇸

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 3 місяці тому +28

      Yes . ..keep calm. We are almost rid of Trump. We can see the light at the end of the tunnel now.

    • @carlosestevam3620
      @carlosestevam3620 3 місяці тому +10

      Love it!!!🙌😆👏👏👏🧢🇺🇸💙

    • @dash-underscore_name.
      @dash-underscore_name. 3 місяці тому +7

      You’re my boy Blue!

    • @purronnaspaw
      @purronnaspaw 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@ginadelsasso288I certainly hope you are right, but I don't know. . there are too many delays and payoffs to politicians and corporations. In addition to all his followers.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ginadelsasso288🙏🙏🙏 I hope so

  • @TheUluxian
    @TheUluxian 3 місяці тому +22

    I brought a lot of my personal office stuff home with me when I retired as well, and boy did my neighbors pitch a fit!!
    "Just because you did the autopsy doesn't mean you get to keep the body, Mr. Coroner"..🙄
    Get the heck outta here...I cut it up, that means it's MINE!

  • @amandalockhart3427
    @amandalockhart3427 3 місяці тому +30

    I would kill for an SNL skit with Seth playing "girl with a dairy she definitely wants someone to read." I want more of her and Derek. ❤💯🤣

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie 3 місяці тому

      How about Biden with the ice cream cone having lactose intolerance. I admire Biden for being able to consume dairy products…

    • @jimweston3931
      @jimweston3931 Місяць тому

      a dairy? i'll take the chocolate milk please. lol.

  • @OriginalCaliKitty
    @OriginalCaliKitty 3 місяці тому +133

    OMG Trump in that little barricade! All I saw was a screaming toddler in a playpen.

    • @perrygonzalez1098
      @perrygonzalez1098 3 місяці тому +3

      LMFAO how perfect!

    • @AvangionQ
      @AvangionQ 3 місяці тому +4

      1:00 Why does Trump hold onto the railing like that? Your answer was funnier, but ...
      Brain rot from frontotemporal dementia or secondary syphilis might be the reason.

    • @zookytar
      @zookytar 3 місяці тому +1

      Toddler hands

    • @jailcatjones3250
      @jailcatjones3250 3 місяці тому +1

      I can hear the rugrats theme playing in my head when I saw that

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Місяць тому +1

      @@AvangionQ remember UA-cam, it wasn't me.
      BUT

  • @JohnClark-tt2bl
    @JohnClark-tt2bl 3 місяці тому +58

    Im picturing a makeshift Peanuts style stand that says "National Secrets 25¢"

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 3 місяці тому +7

      & "The Traitor Is In"
      & he'd probably try something more along the lines of $25 million, to start making a dent in the hundreds of millions he owes already. 😳

    • @christina3maria
      @christina3maria 3 місяці тому +3

      oooh that's an EXCELLENT throwback! 😂

  • @catherinewilliams7943
    @catherinewilliams7943 3 місяці тому +27

    ‘Hey folks I’m not kiddin around’ is my new favourite from Seth. From the UK.

  • @mineking11
    @mineking11 3 місяці тому +8

    The longitude and latitude from that coin is in the Bering Sea

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 3 місяці тому

      Yes! I looked it up on maps and said, I'm in the middle of the ocean. That's hilarious!

  • @kevinrichards1539
    @kevinrichards1539 3 місяці тому +210

    We are living in a bad dream. Thank you Seth!

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 3 місяці тому +6

      It’s a nice day outside where I live. Just sayin’

    • @paulsmegal2867
      @paulsmegal2867 3 місяці тому +6

      A never ending nightmare while awake

    • @stefanhall3219
      @stefanhall3219 3 місяці тому +2

      This is not a dream!

    • @sotthapana
      @sotthapana 3 місяці тому

      Its in our hands to do something about it, and it always has been. Let's wake up from the dream and make America truly great for the first time!

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 3 місяці тому

      Yes trump's nightmare

  • @davidwolf8991
    @davidwolf8991 3 місяці тому +364

    I wonder how any vet could ever vote for him.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 3 місяці тому +43

      I also find it so hard to believe that Secret Service agents support him, big time, all in... 😳 Scary. (Not all, of course, but any is too many!)

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 3 місяці тому

      I spent 7 years in the Navy and I really can't believe it either. Of course I can't believe anyone with half a brain and doesn't own a white sheet can vote for him.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 3 місяці тому

      There are many faketriotic people who are in uniform or used to be.

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 3 місяці тому

      Brainwashing.

    • @patton3338
      @patton3338 3 місяці тому +44

      The news repeatedly says Trump has military support, but I've met quite a lot of vets, and not a single one under the age of 60 wants anything to do with Trump in my experience.

  • @0-Elias-0
    @0-Elias-0 3 місяці тому +14

    Dude, your _Closer Look_ segment has gotten so funny.
    The last two minutes slayed.

  • @ferraroannie4058
    @ferraroannie4058 3 місяці тому +21

    Thank you Seth Meyers!!! Canada loves you !! This would be so effing scary without your comforting humour. xx

  • @EllieRose1997
    @EllieRose1997 3 місяці тому +284

    They should just lock him up already!

    • @Blynat
      @Blynat 3 місяці тому

      He would be if he wasn't a republican with a cult following. Democrats will resign if they are caught in a legit scandal. Republicans always double down and look for lackeys to jump under the bus. It's insane the amount of BS trump has and is still getting away with. And the average Republican voter is so extremely ignorant and/or indoctrinated into believing anything, as long as it isn't the truth.

    • @toddc1193
      @toddc1193 3 місяці тому

      Proof he never broke the law

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@toddc1193 Then, why does he keep trying to delay his trial with frivolous motions? If he's so innocent, he should welcome being exonerated.

    • @kenwhite6449
      @kenwhite6449 3 місяці тому

      @@toddc1193 Dude. If only you realised how pathetic you are. It's just sad.

    • @joshuastanton6731
      @joshuastanton6731 3 місяці тому +3

      We have country run by cowards.

  • @Nipa10
    @Nipa10 3 місяці тому +11

    😂 I found this channel yesterday. I have not laughed as hard/much in a long time. My face hurts. 😂 This is much better than my Prozac. Thank you. ❤ from Ohio.

  • @francescaa8331
    @francescaa8331 3 місяці тому +18

    Barricade looks like kiddie pens people put in their living rooms, for their toddlers.

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 3 місяці тому

      and dogs, he's penned up.... like a dog

  • @daveg-Vancouver_Island
    @daveg-Vancouver_Island 3 місяці тому +23

    Where tf are those documents now then? It’s absolutely disgusting what this guy is getting away with!

  • @AlexA-ko8lu
    @AlexA-ko8lu 3 місяці тому +264

    Some documents were not just classified. They were TOP SECRET.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 3 місяці тому +31

      And some were SCI. Average people can get jail time just for removing them from the SCIF.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 3 місяці тому +13

      ​@@sherinameless1618
      I was just going to say that. I thought some were SCI also. Sheesh, huh?! 😳

    • @nonya.bizness
      @nonya.bizness 3 місяці тому +28

      he actually stole a bunch of other stuff no one talks about and he never got charged for, but the classified docs were a step too far.

    • @padgedunbar9400
      @padgedunbar9400 3 місяці тому +31

      ​@@nonya.biznessThere's a bust of Lincoln that was in the WH for several years, that went "missing" during Trump's tenure.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 3 місяці тому +18

      Sad that so many of our fellow Americans DO NOT CARE!!!

  • @luizmaranhao4824
    @luizmaranhao4824 3 місяці тому +249

    It is past his jail time.

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 3 місяці тому +18

      Yes!
      That line will live forever. (Thank you Jimmy Kimmel)

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 3 місяці тому +8

      @@francescaa8331 Best part, he's driving Trump EVEN MORE insane.

    • @dougmackenzie5976
      @dougmackenzie5976 3 місяці тому +3

      If you're going use other people's lines, it's courteous to apply attribution. You took Jimmy Kimmel's line.

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 3 місяці тому +1

      @@francescaa8331 Till Jimmy is exposed on the Epstein list

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 3 місяці тому +1

      @@treetopjones737 Kimmel couldn't drive a golf cart

  • @biteynibbles8444
    @biteynibbles8444 3 місяці тому +36

    Seth, you got me through covid. You, your team, your wife, your bees, your weird pirate guy..... Thank you. Still runnin strong. 👍🏼

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 3 місяці тому +3

      Yes, me too! 👍
      ** Wasps **

    • @Loren641
      @Loren641 3 місяці тому +1

      I LOVE weird pirate guy!! Thanks for the callback!

  • @greenwitch9836
    @greenwitch9836 3 місяці тому +5

    So many horror stories covered with humour, thank you. But I do LOL at "or don't". Love from an Australian Jackal!

  • @SliverRogue2012
    @SliverRogue2012 3 місяці тому +763

    How is this not treason?

    • @audreywellham2413
      @audreywellham2413 3 місяці тому

      All of it has been an ongoing coup. They are corrupt. 🙏🏻🇺🇸⚖️

    • @KesselRunner606
      @KesselRunner606 3 місяці тому +102

      That only applies to us peasants, not the rich, white land owners.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 3 місяці тому

      Technically it’s because it’s defined as: “The Constitution specifically identifies what constitutes treason against the United States and, importantly, limits the offense of treason to only two types of conduct: (1) “levying war” against the United States; or (2) “adhering to [the] enemies [of the United States], giving them aid and comfort.””
      We here in Australia are your allies! Now, when it’s uncovered exactly what secrets Dump sold/gave to Putin, Saudi Arabia & China, THEN Dump can be charged with treason. In the meantime, I’m sure there are many more charges that can be levied against him.

    • @Twinrehz
      @Twinrehz 3 місяці тому

      According to the US constitution, it's only treason if one supports and follows an enemy of the US, AND provides said enemy with "aid", which is any kind of support, like sharing top secret documents with them. I *SUSPECT* (though have no proof to back this up) that this is why this australian billionaire pops up in the story. (There's also a clause that says if a US citizen starts a war against the US state then that's considered treason, but that's not relevant to this case).

    • @intensecasper1674
      @intensecasper1674 3 місяці тому +27

      Trump and a Republican.......More so Trump, built his name so well despite his constant losses in business. He became the rights supreme leader

  • @willg3220
    @willg3220 3 місяці тому +1206

    2 old gentlemen run for president. One likes ice cream. The other is trying to stay out of prison. Hard choice

    • @laura749
      @laura749 3 місяці тому +92

      Despite their age, it's an easy choice.. (💙💙💙)

    • @KeithJackson-ux7eh
      @KeithJackson-ux7eh 3 місяці тому

      The whole treason thing helps too. Yes. I mean the orange toddler

    • @beckymccandless4932
      @beckymccandless4932 3 місяці тому +13

      😂

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 3 місяці тому

      He's so desperate to stay out of prison that he's resorted to arguing that Joe Biden, as current president of the United States, should be allowed to do literally anything he wants without a single repercussion. Though given the fact that Donald only ever thinks of himself, I'm pretty sure it hasn't occurred to him that that's the precedent he's hoping to set. Such a dope.

    • @AlbertHess-xy7ky
      @AlbertHess-xy7ky 3 місяці тому

      They don't get hard. One licks, one sucks. Tough choice.

  • @francescaa8331
    @francescaa8331 3 місяці тому +7

    Lol @ sending Eric to snorkel in the water trap.

  • @user-jg3rp1ib5z
    @user-jg3rp1ib5z 3 місяці тому +2

    That Cliff impression! About pissed myself! So good and so random! 🎉

  • @johngreene7276
    @johngreene7276 3 місяці тому +307

    That story regarding Subs. Thats nuts. Arrest Trump now.

    • @nativeseneca7181
      @nativeseneca7181 3 місяці тому

      I'm glad Trump lives rent free in you're empty head.

    • @eddgrs9193
      @eddgrs9193 3 місяці тому +15

      I want to know what the russians got from him.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 3 місяці тому +4

      Gitmo??

    • @andylast1898
      @andylast1898 3 місяці тому

      USA smart ones never tell trump dump see the good stuff thank 8.

  • @rayala21
    @rayala21 3 місяці тому +49

    1:10 He’s practicing being behind bars! 😂🤣

  • @elizabethwhite1068
    @elizabethwhite1068 3 місяці тому +4

    Jfc how long is this nightmare going to torture us?

  • @keithm.404
    @keithm.404 3 місяці тому +8

    I bet Trump is raging at his former employee spilling the beans! lol

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 3 місяці тому +356

    "I can Declassify Classified Documents just by thinking about it". Can you believe Trump actually thought this defense would work in court? 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 3 місяці тому +26

      Yes.

    • @paulsmegal2867
      @paulsmegal2867 3 місяці тому

      A mentally delusional person believes . That why their are sane people around

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool 3 місяці тому +37

      As someone who is not American I always think, nah he'd never get away with that. And every time he does

    • @guymontag2948
      @guymontag2948 3 місяці тому

      I doubt he expects it to work. He's betting everything on winning the presidency and pardoning himself and in the meantime all he's doing is delaying using anything and everything, imo.

    • @tystratton-quirk9859
      @tystratton-quirk9859 3 місяці тому +20

      You're assuming Annoying Orange thinks at all.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 3 місяці тому +208

    Thank you Seth for putting some humor and levity into this crazy world. God bless you and everyone at Late Night.

    • @immortalfrieza
      @immortalfrieza 3 місяці тому +9

      The only way I can stand learning about this crap is through comedic geniuses like Seth and Jon Stewart taking the edge off of the horribleness of it all.

    • @Trigger200284
      @Trigger200284 3 місяці тому +2

      I love Seth, but if god was going to bless someone, what would it really say about your god to bless him over a starving child or someone about to be assaulted...
      What does it say about you to want that over those examples....

    • @elyshadawson7517
      @elyshadawson7517 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Trigger200284God can bless more than two people at a time.

    • @Trigger200284
      @Trigger200284 3 місяці тому +1

      @@elyshadawson7517 God isn't real.

    • @AZHOCKEY
      @AZHOCKEY 3 місяці тому

      What does it say about your god that he let a child starve in the first place?

  • @rockyreyes9320
    @rockyreyes9320 3 місяці тому +12

    I can't be the only one that really misses when these videos would run to be 20 to 30 minutes or more

  • @goldieskid
    @goldieskid 3 місяці тому +2

    Man that damn submarine infomercial killed me yo too funny 🤣😂💯

  • @gregvetter5070
    @gregvetter5070 3 місяці тому +48

    I think Seth does the best dump impersonations.

    • @bobbyfahlgren8609
      @bobbyfahlgren8609 3 місяці тому +7

      Biden too.

    • @billboyle1588
      @billboyle1588 3 місяці тому +1

      It's the exquisite quality of the script and the acting that makes the impression stratospheres above all the others!

  • @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively
    @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively 3 місяці тому +63

    Keep at it Seth. Lincoln project featured you. Let's save democracy. 💙💙💙💙 Sending safety to Butler. Wait for the doxing.

  • @jenniferparker6348
    @jenniferparker6348 3 місяці тому +2

    Seth is a joy to watch. I need the humor 😅😂

  • @flapkatt6094
    @flapkatt6094 3 місяці тому +1

    Dear Buddah, I lost my coffee, keyboard, toast, napkin, all went flying and/or whooshing across the room for the trump beer koozie and gold coins...Gold, just comedy gold. Damn, these writers and Seth are worth every penny they are paid for the pleasure of watching their particular brand of hysterical comedy just make my damn day!! TY, Dudes and Dudettes. From Florida, where some of us are still sane and refuse to bow down to the orange clown.

  • @SashaCoCo
    @SashaCoCo 3 місяці тому +51

    American public deserves fair and swift justice! Need petition for trial completions before election.

  • @Justabadseed
    @Justabadseed 3 місяці тому +97

    I love his Trump impressions but when he does Biden i always lose it. "Come on guys im not kiddin around" 😂😂😂

    • @user-sx5de5kf8j
      @user-sx5de5kf8j 3 місяці тому +7

      Same here Seth is a national treasure

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 3 місяці тому +3

      I love that too!!! And I totally crack up when he had a go at Australian (or Strayan as we say here)🤣 We can't even pronounce our own country's name using all its syllables, so he's probably right about no-one understanding us if we try to say submarine😂

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 місяці тому

      @@fionamackie3357 Look up the video "Rear Admiral Schools Pauline Hanson on Submarine Capabilities" they say the word submarine several times.

    • @elyshadawson7517
      @elyshadawson7517 3 місяці тому +3

      And the imaginary ice cream cone licks😂😂😂

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@elyshadawson7517After last week, I'm willing to bet the ice cream stays in ALL future Biden impressions!

  • @daniellamcgee4251
    @daniellamcgee4251 3 місяці тому +3

    As a resident of Australia, I would appreciate captions because I have to keep replaying parts of these videos to figure out what Seth is slurring about! 😅

  • @LeighIR
    @LeighIR 3 місяці тому +2

    Nice work on the coordinates on the coin. I sea what you did there.

  • @ceciliac2225
    @ceciliac2225 3 місяці тому +64

    It’s a total performance of Cannon playing a serious judge, wasted a day to hear frivolous dismissal filings.

  • @jeff-73
    @jeff-73 3 місяці тому +89

    Come on. He shown up in court to intimidate Canon. Her wording in her order shows it worked.

    • @bobbyfahlgren8609
      @bobbyfahlgren8609 3 місяці тому +3

      Hmmm. She ruled against him tho.

    • @utezahn3174
      @utezahn3174 3 місяці тому +14

      I agree - I think he goes to court because he thinks he can intimidate judges and witnesses.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 3 місяці тому +3

      She’s scared.

    • @Carol_Sews
      @Carol_Sews 3 місяці тому +8

      @@bobbyfahlgren8609She left loopholes that will benefit Trump.

    • @expatannie6958
      @expatannie6958 3 місяці тому +9

      @@bobbyfahlgren8609 Sorta. She put in language that would apparently enable him to argue later on to the jury that the Espionage Act is "too vague." She could have outright denied his claim, but she didn't. She is doing everything she can to help him, no matter the harm to the country.

  • @Coral823
    @Coral823 3 місяці тому +1

    😂 I could alwayyyyyyyysssss count on Seth and his crew to give me the best ROFL 🤣
    🤩💯🙏🏻🥲😇 Much respect for all y'all...true life savers, making us laugh through these challenging times 😇🥹🙏🏻💯🤩

  • @oFFCeNTauR
    @oFFCeNTauR 3 місяці тому +3

    I hope the courts don’t gloss over the fact that a golf course employee was handling classified documents. I’m willing to bet he doesn’t have a clearance.

  • @rachelerynkalish2207
    @rachelerynkalish2207 3 місяці тому +56

    Love your show Seth...and thanks for reminding the country--who seems to have fallen back asleep--about the chaos of Trump. Cannot. Do. This. Again. :(

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 3 місяці тому +29

    3:33 If there’s no room for your Samberg-mummy statue, Seth, what hope does Bird Bane bobblehead have?

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 місяці тому +2

      He'll ride on the dashboard! Seth, she can't control the car, too!

  • @nealhathaway2004
    @nealhathaway2004 3 місяці тому +2

    In Australia, submarines go up instead of down. Like the toilet flushes opposite.

  • @markm3346
    @markm3346 3 місяці тому

    Bravo!!👏👏👏

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 3 місяці тому +892

    How is trump not tried for treason!?? Unbelievable!

    • @RabbitsInBlack
      @RabbitsInBlack 3 місяці тому

      Because a lot of Republicans are also treasonous. They are Communist and hate America.

    • @lucifercon4868
      @lucifercon4868 3 місяці тому

      because he got enough of his stooges in congress that they would not convict him

    • @billwalsh388
      @billwalsh388 3 місяці тому +38

      The only hope of that is to make sure he loses in November. We'll either find out what he's really been up to, or we will never know.

    • @annettezaleski
      @annettezaleski 3 місяці тому +76

      Trump walks into a bar...and lowers it

    • @thomasfosterjr.5247
      @thomasfosterjr.5247 3 місяці тому +9

      Treason is defined in the Constitution. He can't be tried for treason under the constitutional definition.

  • @ironjesi
    @ironjesi 3 місяці тому +14

    It would be incredible if someone could compile these segments from 2019 or so until now, and then go back in time 20 years and play them for an audience. People are jaded by how stupid the past few years have been, but it is objectively absurd that a twice impeached former president who is facing 93 felony charges is also the frontrunner for president.

  • @gregmark1688
    @gregmark1688 3 місяці тому +1

    God, I love hearing the crew laughing during that end-plate. One of my favorite Corrections ever.

    • @MattIsntYoung
      @MattIsntYoung 3 місяці тому

      ​@anro7137 it's giving bot, or wrong video lmao

    • @sarahrigby7580
      @sarahrigby7580 3 місяці тому +2

      @@anro7137he filmed that little tag for the podcast during an episode of Corrections, which is filmed with just the crew there, and you can hear some of them laughing in the background.
      The comment makes perfect sense if you’d watched that episode of Corrections, honest.

  • @Nenvolk
    @Nenvolk 3 місяці тому +2

    "Both shocking and not surprising at all" . Truth

  • @ChoZinBomb_86
    @ChoZinBomb_86 3 місяці тому +57

    Seth your comedy and humor is all I need to get me through this crazy thing we call life
    Thank You

  • @GaScorpio38
    @GaScorpio38 3 місяці тому +74

    That was an excellent Cliff. Bravo. Maybe your best impression of all time. Camp is serving you well

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 3 місяці тому +4

      IMO his teenage girl impression was even better.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 3 місяці тому +2

      And yet there is the sudden revelation that he’s doing the Australian deliberately badly! Shocking twist!!

  • @thomaskuchulis2295
    @thomaskuchulis2295 3 місяці тому +1

    “…or don’t…” classic comedy!

  • @blt5991
    @blt5991 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how you continue the ice cream gig 🍦 lol

  • @Hadenufyet
    @Hadenufyet 3 місяці тому +16

    NO one could make this sh*t up!

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 3 місяці тому +122

    The part about Trumps "money" Vs. Judge Judy's MONEY. LMAO!! 🤣🤣

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 3 місяці тому +6

      I want to see one of Trump's cases tried before Judge Judy, because doesn't put up with nonsense! She would give him a life sentence just for whining!

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 3 місяці тому

      Yeah; especially taking in that she is NOT a man.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@sherinameless1618, Oh, YESS indeed. I would want front row seats for sure too. 💯

    • @melidacastro7946
      @melidacastro7946 3 місяці тому +2

      Love it 👏👏😂😂😂😂💪🏼

    • @bobbyfahlgren8609
      @bobbyfahlgren8609 3 місяці тому +2

      I can't stand either one of of them.

  • @trey3905
    @trey3905 3 місяці тому +1

    so good love this show

  • @ShawnsterVideos
    @ShawnsterVideos 3 місяці тому

    thank you.

  • @Sjetton85
    @Sjetton85 3 місяці тому +46

    That Cliff impression was on the spot. More

  • @10bunks12
    @10bunks12 3 місяці тому +25

    A closer look should get awards. So good.

  • @JESS-CH
    @JESS-CH 3 місяці тому

    Unreal

  • @sierraraposa
    @sierraraposa 3 місяці тому

    The infomercial bit is gold (no pun intended) keep those coming

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 3 місяці тому +120

    Lets just put it out there that the dude who runs cars for a florida club has more respect for national security than a major party leader

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie 3 місяці тому

      He was nothing but smiles in the interview. What an asshole.

    • @hitthegoat
      @hitthegoat 3 місяці тому

      @@largelingerieawww running out of ways to excuse your orange tinted god-king’s horrendous behavior? Poor baby 😢

    • @smoutube1197
      @smoutube1197 3 місяці тому +6

      @@largelingerie What can you do but laugh, it's insane imagine if your boss was handing out personalised copies of nuclear launch codes, it's the script of a bad cartoon

    • @Lisa59
      @Lisa59 3 місяці тому

      I think it was a "I can't believe this happened" smile. Sarcastic@@largelingerie

  • @litterbox2010
    @litterbox2010 3 місяці тому +26

    Seth. You know we watch your show in Australia, right?
    Submarine.

  • @paulastiles5507
    @paulastiles5507 3 місяці тому +2

    Seth's gonna milk that ice cream moment for the rest of his career and I am here for it.

  • @jaaaaannnnee
    @jaaaaannnnee 3 місяці тому +34

    I love that these get posted before they air.

    • @lugeboy4336
      @lugeboy4336 3 місяці тому +1

      Not if you live in the Future. I hope that gives some Bering.

  • @bdell519
    @bdell519 3 місяці тому +23

    Thank you Seth! I cannot watch the news anymore, but i can watch you 😊

  • @jawitten4
    @jawitten4 3 місяці тому

    Good Grief I love me some Seth! I adore him! Love his off-script riffs! Added to my “hall pass” list! With Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Steve Martin!

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 3 місяці тому +1

    Code of Conduct for United States Judges-
    Judges may not hear cases in which they have either personal knowledge of the disputed facts, a personal bias concerning a party to the case, earlier involvement in any case or official duties or having any financial interest in any party or subject matter of the case.
    Any Honorable Judge is required by law to recuse themselves early on in such a case. "To avoid even the appearance of impropiety, as well as impropiety" The fact that Judge Cannon did not RECUSED HERSELF early on, only confirms Judge Aileen Cannon is without HONOR.
    And Un-Constitutional.

  • @aideen6474
    @aideen6474 3 місяці тому +46

    Hey Seth. There are records of ice cream in North America dating back to 30 years before the first continental congress… And we know the founding fathers ate ice cream so I feel like if Joe Biden was in the continental congress he’d just be eating the ice cream, not saying he invented it

    • @lordexrake
      @lordexrake 3 місяці тому +7

      The ice cream CONE, however, first appeared at the St. Louis World's Fair in 1904, in the continental congress, Joe Biden would be eating ice cream out of a dish with a spoon.

    • @sotthapana
      @sotthapana 3 місяці тому +1

      @@lordexrake And in 2024, we now eat ice cream right out of the pail.. Right? right? 😅

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 3 місяці тому +3

      Unless of course he'd been the one to invent it 30 years before the Continental Congress... 🤔🤷‍♀️ If he'd been there for that, he might've been there 30 years earlier, too. 😁

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@sotthapanaummm....suuure we do...sure. Noooo, no, you're not the only one....😅

    • @MrMgakaf
      @MrMgakaf 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @richzimmerman4010
    @richzimmerman4010 3 місяці тому +31

    That IS a passable Cliff impression! Bravo Seth!

    • @sonoftorin
      @sonoftorin 3 місяці тому +2

      I gotta find out where Seth did impression camp.

    • @richzimmerman4010
      @richzimmerman4010 3 місяці тому +1

      @@sonoftorin Probably not Austria

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 3 місяці тому

      I was expecting a little more NY feel

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 місяці тому

      ​@@richzimmerman4010definitely not Australia. That bit sounded like Jimmy Fallon's Sara on "Ew!"

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 3 місяці тому +810

    Never has there been anyone as deserving of being securely locked up and *SHUT* up, as individual trump.
    Not only for crimes committed, but also for being, plain and simple, an existential threat.

    • @80s-el9vc
      @80s-el9vc 3 місяці тому +89

      It's fitting that his initials are DJT - Deserves Jail Time.

    • @80s-el9vc
      @80s-el9vc 3 місяці тому +34

      His mental state. His mini me minions run around his insane brain blabbering incoherently.

    • @susanp2437
      @susanp2437 3 місяці тому +52

      @@80s-el9vc I cannot wait until DT stands for “Doing Time”

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 3 місяці тому +41

      @@susanp2437 imagine he'll get daily security briefings as the republican nominee. He's a national security threat.

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 3 місяці тому

      @@susanp2437
      👍

  • @AlanEmmons-qw6bg
    @AlanEmmons-qw6bg 3 місяці тому

    And Seth you don't even have to say it anymore, we know, we know!! Love ya Seth!!

  • @macsam8778
    @macsam8778 3 місяці тому

    😂, Seth you’re amazing!!!

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 3 місяці тому +118

    I will never grow weary of Ice Cream Joe.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 3 місяці тому +3

      Good people like ice cream.

    • @arp711
      @arp711 3 місяці тому +4

      And I'll also never stop being baffled by the right trying to make "he likes ice cream" into a bad thing.

    • @GK-arcadia
      @GK-arcadia 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@arp711They have nothing else to use.

  • @sujimtangerines
    @sujimtangerines 3 місяці тому +14

    I love passive aggressive end promo & I'm imagining the confusion of later watchers trying to figure it out without knowing context. 😅

  • @user-bp9zw1pb1j
    @user-bp9zw1pb1j 3 місяці тому

    Awesome show

  • @sunnyinaspen
    @sunnyinaspen 3 місяці тому

    Love your humor

  • @danielgregory3295
    @danielgregory3295 3 місяці тому +43

    9PM...Jackals, Assemble!!😊❤

  • @SimplyTanika
    @SimplyTanika 3 місяці тому +12

    Seth is giving body-ody-ody in this cashmere sweater and I am here for it! Kudos to the wardrobe team and Seth’s trainer. 💪🏾

  • @katherineblakely7142
    @katherineblakely7142 3 місяці тому

    Funny as hell!

  • @aghamom
    @aghamom 3 місяці тому

    very good episode, hilarious

  • @penelopegreene
    @penelopegreene 3 місяці тому +9

    "An amusement park attendant came up to me. Big man, burly man, tears in his eyes, just rolling down both sides of his face. He took me by my hands, my miniscule, nearly microscopic baby hands, and said, SIR, you can't let this park cheat you out of your rollercoaster ride! You might be seven years old, but God Himself made this carnival ride just for you. The whole history of this park has been leading up to just this moment! A MOMENT OF INJUSTICE, all against yours truly, the greatest president of all time, just seven years old!!!"

    • @f0xh0nd51
      @f0xh0nd51 3 місяці тому +2

      🤣 🤌🏼

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 3 місяці тому +33

    Seth should do a one-man show featuring his new impressions. It would be about how Cliff and "snooty preppy guy" stopped Tucker Carlson from being born (Tuck is my favorite Seth impression).

    • @bletheringfool
      @bletheringfool 3 місяці тому +4

      throw in random Aussie guy, Joe Biden, Obama, Mike Lindell, Lindsey Graham and Bernie Sanders

    • @ruthbennett7563
      @ruthbennett7563 3 місяці тому +3

      All being filmed with a Werner Herzog documentary voiceover, please.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@bletheringfoolhe's to work on the Ozzie yet

  • @sidrat2009
    @sidrat2009 3 місяці тому

    It's nice to see a topical TV show reference on a night show taped in the middle of the day. While there's repeats which keeps the series alive the show Cheers ended in 1993.
    That's thirty years ago.
    Bang on impression of Cliff if I remember rightly.

  • @Makoto-Hayashi
    @Makoto-Hayashi 3 місяці тому +1

    Like other Toadstool's goons, Butler didn't bother reporting suspicious activities and even assisted when they took place.
    Instead he saved the anecdotes to disclose months later for interviews + book deals.
    Great Job, Brian. 😒

  • @Fern635
    @Fern635 3 місяці тому +10

    Good job, graphics team! The coordinates on the coin make sense with the joke. It's that kind of attention to detail that keeps the jackals at bay.