This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President

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  • Опубліковано 1 тра 2017
  • 'Face the Nation's' 'John Dickerson had the willpower to ignore the President's insults during their conversation in the White House. Luckily, Stephen doesn't have that same constraint.
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  • @bunnygirl1208
    @bunnygirl1208 7 років тому +2619

    Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate "You have more people marching against you than Cancer"

    • @anachristina9543
      @anachristina9543 6 років тому +32

      Shortcake lol seriously, everyday we march hahaha

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 6 років тому +49

      That was pure gold.
      He deserves a HBO channel

    • @marcofreire1595
      @marcofreire1595 6 років тому +85

      Interesting, as Donald Trump is effectively the human form of cancer.

    • @IONAPINKMOXIE
      @IONAPINKMOXIE 6 років тому +19

      Marco Freire I love that! I also like that he said Presi-dunce

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 років тому +51

      It's funny because it's true!
      Then it's terrifying because it's true.

  • @wedgewizard5429
    @wedgewizard5429 7 років тому +1133

    Don't fire him, give him a raise, that roasting was epic.

    • @aparker8220
      @aparker8220 7 років тому +14

      Hear, hear!

    • @rbilodeau
      @rbilodeau 7 років тому +21

      I've always wondered what roasted t-rex tastes like. Now I know. It tastes like justice.

    • @brenayala7829
      @brenayala7829 7 років тому +8

      agreed!!!

    • @dariusmccaskill354
      @dariusmccaskill354 7 років тому +3

      Robert Bilodeau and I like my justice well done!

    • @gussmanning8744
      @gussmanning8744 7 років тому

      Democrats are sly demons. They're already scheming for the next election. They're plan is to bring as many young people to homosexuality as possible. Then announce someone like Stephen Colbert as their candidate. Just wait and see.

  • @maaria_w
    @maaria_w 4 роки тому +384

    This has aged well, except for the toilet paper bit. Shoulda saved that roll, Stephen.

    • @keesbrown7230
      @keesbrown7230 3 роки тому +4

      hahahahahaha glad that at least one of those is gone now

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 роки тому +4

      Paper towels would b appropriate 😂😂

    • @deansheets
      @deansheets 2 роки тому +1

      Toiletpaper makes alot more sense now lol

  • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
    @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 роки тому +513

    When trump said “I don’t stand by anything” it reminded me of a alexander Hamilton quote: “Those who stand for nothing fall for everything” and I’m pretty sure that sums up Donald quite well.

    • @Hornswroggle
      @Hornswroggle 4 роки тому +6

      He just wants to make the founders look prescient at this point.

    • @rznl445
      @rznl445 4 роки тому +3

      I liked your comment.....but gave you a personal like for the title. 👍👍

    • @coffeecrumbs2036
      @coffeecrumbs2036 3 роки тому +14

      What do you want Burr? IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING BURR WHAT WILL YOU FALL FOR?

    • @AdoraBelle207
      @AdoraBelle207 3 роки тому +3

      I love that quote ❤️☄️🌟

    • @ernestopadamendi
      @ernestopadamendi 3 місяці тому

      It reminded me of how easily you cannot think for yourself by quoting other people

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 7 років тому +1533

    "I am a detailed oriented person" this said by Trump is the best joke of 2017

    • @skylerwstanley
      @skylerwstanley 7 років тому +30

      Jason Blade bullet point oriented haha

    • @thandie67
      @thandie67 7 років тому +29

      Jason Blade he acually said "I am a details ..." lol

    • @VOmaker
      @VOmaker 7 років тому +26

      To paraphrase a line from an old (80s) movie, Trump wouldn't know a detail if it begged him all night long!

    • @guycastonguay9633
      @guycastonguay9633 7 років тому +16

      No one respects women more than me Daffy Donald says as he is groping one!

    • @turdburglar6718
      @turdburglar6718 7 років тому +1

      Lol na man the best joke is this liberal ass comment section😂😂😂

  • @KaiZenAmen
    @KaiZenAmen 7 років тому +2508

    11:12 One of the most savage roasts in history...

    • @turinturambar9202
      @turinturambar9202 7 років тому +82

      Nothing can beat this. EVER!

    • @llongone2
      @llongone2 7 років тому +89

      Stephen just ripped Trump a new asshole!

    • @edenmehari1740
      @edenmehari1740 7 років тому +58

      Blazerak More reasons to love Colbert.💥🔥

    • @owenhaskins7193
      @owenhaskins7193 7 років тому +56

      11.38 - Putin's **** holster

    • @couponville1
      @couponville1 7 років тому +5

      Blazerak ikr lol

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 5 років тому +302

    Ah, the 'c**k holster' monologue... this one is timeless :)

    • @ernestcossiboom2512
      @ernestcossiboom2512 4 роки тому +1

      It looks like you qualify as a holster yourself.

    • @misterflibble6601
      @misterflibble6601 3 роки тому +10

      @@ernestcossiboom2512 As do you

    • @EEM1978
      @EEM1978 3 роки тому +18

      This monologue is a stone-cold classic! And even funnier now that Trump has been voted out.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 13 днів тому

      If only someone had stuffed impeachys² pie hole. 2024 and it still lies and now its blatant fascist talk. Lock him up

  • @wazz1154
    @wazz1154 6 років тому +358

    As a lady from the UK, I love Stephen!! Because of health problems I have to take many pain meds in the morning, and whilst these meds kick in, Stephen makes me laugh so hard 🤣. A great start to my day, thanks Stephen👏👏👏

    • @SFSAdriana
      @SFSAdriana 5 років тому +8

      Chronic pain is no joke. Wishing you the best.
      Question, is there an opiod crisis there? Does that make it harder for you to get the medicine you need?

    • @angelajoseph6709
      @angelajoseph6709 4 роки тому

      Adriana Vargas Hall Please let me know of a pain med in USA. My doctor used to prescribe and opioid but stopped. Now there seems to be nothing prescribed and suggested is some sort of activity/management to combat pain:-/

    • @dianagraziosi896
      @dianagraziosi896 4 роки тому +1

      @Wendy Adams My heart goes out to you.. and I also love Stephen Colbert as well.. keep laughing my dear I know it can help. Take care.

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 3 роки тому +1

      Wendy Adams yes saying disgusting things about someone’s sexual orientation is funny.
      m.ua-cam.com/video/Esj7i7Rs7fc/v-deo.html

    • @Jadeskorpion
      @Jadeskorpion 3 роки тому +2

      It's been a few years, Wendy, are you feeling any better? It's gotta feel good knowing you don't live here 😆😅

  • @shaydannyable
    @shaydannyable 7 років тому +1146

    I lost it at "you have more people marching against you than cancer"

    • @abdalln8554
      @abdalln8554 7 років тому +41

      I don't like trump but damn son, even i'm feeling bad for him after a roast like that!

    • @CapnBubblez
      @CapnBubblez 7 років тому +30

      Danny Este that is literally the only factual rebuttal you/republicans have. Yes, he is president and yes millions of liberals, democrats, republicans and human beings ARE still crying over the election, Because; his victory is not a victory for any person, plant, animal or planet that is lucky to still currently exist before he is given access to it. To support a victory that does not support anyone but the victor is detatched and delusional, particularly when that person is a president. And that's why people are still crying, because logically, that doesn't make sense!!!!! We cry because of your ignorance, literally.

    • @oldpossum
      @oldpossum 7 років тому +12

      Lucy "Clitoris" Alauf, let's be real here:
      This Swiss guy is telling you that the content of your post is as shitty as your knowledge of English grammar.

    • @musicblind944
      @musicblind944 7 років тому +33

      That's not how a free society works. The higher a person's office, the more protected your speech against that office is.
      That is why we have one set of libel laws for the general public and a separate set of liability laws for public figures.
      I'm sure you didn't feel anyone should be reprimanded because they spoke against the President of the United States when that President was Obama.

    • @Chupathingy444
      @Chupathingy444 7 років тому +12

      @David Bryant Thank you for giving a sane, tactful reply. Keep it up.

  • @jeffc9173
    @jeffc9173 7 років тому +482

    By the way as a gay man, I did not find his joke homophobic. Those who did need to get a life and lighten up.

    • @christinescottthomson686
      @christinescottthomson686 7 років тому

      Jeffrey Creevy i

    • @javiruiz780
      @javiruiz780 7 років тому +22

      I'm gay and I have no idea why anything was homophobic

    • @CanadianRoadRunner3
      @CanadianRoadRunner3 7 років тому +5

      yet you used "fuck you" as an insult.

    • @jcybarra1
      @jcybarra1 7 років тому +12

      He just mentions that people engage in oral sex. Your response is like calling the phrase, "if you like them so much why don't you marry them," anti-marriage. As a gay man, this seems normal to me. In fact, I think you are homophobic for finding the discussion of man on man sex offensive.

    • @jhnwllms47
      @jhnwllms47 7 років тому +8

      I still do not understand what he said that was homophobic. Republicans are mostly homophobic.

  • @jvnne00
    @jvnne00 6 років тому +148

    Stephen Colbert, thank you, for turning the repulsion I feel toward the “pricktator” of USA into comedy gold.

  • @sonjiyoung2426
    @sonjiyoung2426 6 років тому +48

    Shit got real when Stephen said...
    “But I sir, am no John Dickerson."

  • @sixofone1307
    @sixofone1307 7 років тому +1281

    Love how Trump didn't even get the meaning of 'no corners in the Oval office for any pres. to hide'. He actually LITERALLY thought it meant corners in which to hide visually. What a mental case.

    • @MrKnowdatruth
      @MrKnowdatruth 7 років тому +5

      Mina Panina But yet he beat every big politician to be president. President Trump is very smart, go and check his IQ score as well and you'll see it's up there with the Bill Gates of the world.

    • @julianamakjm
      @julianamakjm 7 років тому +52

      MrKnowdatruth I think you live in LaLa land. I would love the CV of Donald Trump next to Bill Gates. I think you might be in for shock.

    • @julianamakjm
      @julianamakjm 7 років тому +7

      MrKnowdatruth By the way I worked for Gates in one off his oversee research clinics.

    • @rythem2032
      @rythem2032 7 років тому +15

      MrKnowdatruth Good joke

    • @michaellejeune7715
      @michaellejeune7715 7 років тому +6

      And just a couple of days later Sean Spicer found a way to circumvene that pickle. "Hmm a picture of Bush here.. Bush? Bushes! .. Run and hide from the evil media!!"

  • @Timbone07
    @Timbone07 7 років тому +116

    He insulted the journalist to his face. What a disgrace, I would have ended the interview then and there

    • @thatonestormtrooper2760
      @thatonestormtrooper2760 7 років тому +17

      Timbone well unlike trump he's a Profesional and knows he has a job to do despite petty insults

    • @rifklein6825
      @rifklein6825 7 років тому +1

      Well that's still very polite from you too!! Cause if it were me, Oh boy!! I would get kicked off!!! And he won't ever invite a journalist again cause I would cursed his stupid head and he would be straight up with him, with no joke!!!

    • @jessestrings
      @jessestrings 7 років тому +2

      nah the journalist has more class and mettle than trump to let a child's insult get to him. if it were the other way around trump would bitch about it on twitter after leaving the interview. i mean when he was asked his opinion on the wiretapping claims he cut the interview there.

    • @freddoflintstono9321
      @freddoflintstono9321 7 років тому

      That's actually the thing missing from all those interviews. As soon as he calls someone or a channel "Fake News", the ones with cojones should get up and go - or ask him straight to his face if he means "liars" (if he ducks that he's toast, and if he says yes it's time for pull up some juicy hard facts, there are plenty).

    • @thatonestormtrooper2760
      @thatonestormtrooper2760 7 років тому

      Freddo Flintstono then why does he avoid actual journalism? you know why. it serves his narrative to say the media is all liars

  • @penelopepetite2228
    @penelopepetite2228 6 років тому +918

    6 months later and this is still the most savage thing I have ever seen. Freaking, love Colbert!

    • @Danno1983
      @Danno1983 5 років тому +4

      Pity hes not shown ova the pond

    • @gmjpharmd8823
      @gmjpharmd8823 5 років тому +10

      Agree. I was surprised to hear so many burns on this monologue.

    • @divadoll606
      @divadoll606 5 років тому +10

      Lmao. He went off.

    • @sunshinelisa25
      @sunshinelisa25 5 років тому +6

      That was absolutely genius!!

    • @OGuardadorDeRebanhos
      @OGuardadorDeRebanhos 5 років тому +5

      one year later, still

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 5 років тому +479

    One good thing about Trump, he's brought out the brilliance in Stephen Colbert. I mean, Stephen destroys Trump on a daily basis. Thank you, Stephen, you, Trevor Noah, and Seth Meyers keep me sane.
    Edit: Oh, John Oliver too! Almost forgot.

    • @ProbInsane
      @ProbInsane 4 роки тому +8

      Cringe

    • @califinn
      @califinn 4 роки тому +7

      Colbert's a mouthpiece

    • @johnnyf8227
      @johnnyf8227 4 роки тому +4

      IT'S ME FROM 713 you’re not very bright are you.

    • @ArchierounD
      @ArchierounD 4 роки тому +3

      haha funy show host make funy orange man bad haha lol

    • @pepsicola4718
      @pepsicola4718 4 роки тому +3

      @Ken White Rhetorical questions can be ended with a period genius.

  • @SilverDragon33Productions
    @SilverDragon33Productions 7 років тому +1118

    Isn't that the Verizon Coverage map?

    • @ayszhang
      @ayszhang 7 років тому +29

      Edward Corbett savage

    • @HxH2011DRA
      @HxH2011DRA 7 років тому +5

      XD

    • @bdiddy20128
      @bdiddy20128 7 років тому +20

      love it, thats freaking hilarious

    • @Fifthelement203
      @Fifthelement203 7 років тому +16

      Edward Corbett it totally is 😂😂😂

    • @wildalain
      @wildalain 7 років тому +16

      YO I FUCKING SCREAMED LAUGHING AT THIS

  • @reneemmen2578
    @reneemmen2578 7 років тому +707

    "Leader of the free World..."...I'm sorry to say, but you Americans are past that station.

    • @edwardliu111
      @edwardliu111 7 років тому

      Rene Emmen by whom might I ask?

    • @Sachin6197
      @Sachin6197 7 років тому +20

      Rene Emmen a homeless person is smart than Drumpf

    • @mbabaneamputee7725
      @mbabaneamputee7725 7 років тому +1

      Who is then? China? LUL

    • @badideabearcub2747
      @badideabearcub2747 7 років тому +21

      Rene Emmen If not even your teammates are following you, how do you call yourself a leader?

    • @TeddyKrimsony
      @TeddyKrimsony 7 років тому +37

      The Freest nation on Earth is Switzerland, America is nowhere near free

  • @mcreyrey
    @mcreyrey 5 років тому +114

    THIS was when I started watching Colbert religiously. Even went to Ed Sullivan Theater to watch its live taping.

  • @sonjiyoung2426
    @sonjiyoung2426 6 років тому +283

    Stephen: “Yes. And if you put your ear to it like a seashell you can hear all of them rolling in their graves."
    Me: 😂😂😂💀💀💀
    BEST MONOLOGUE OF ALL TIME

    • @girliejax
      @girliejax 4 роки тому +4

      Yesssss that took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuaogle9458
    @joshuaogle9458 7 років тому +765

    Watching Trump hide behind his desk because he was asked if he stood by *his own quote* was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

  • @DeesonJame
    @DeesonJame 7 років тому +757

    If anything, he should be getting more sponsors.

    • @tomjackman5920
      @tomjackman5920 7 років тому +14

      And yet the thumbs up votes outnumber the thumbs down votes 8:1.

    • @sneekiepete
      @sneekiepete 7 років тому +1

      hmmmmmm .... and you tube NEVER messes with the numbers ...ill sell you mars for 50 dollars ....

    • @NPlutonium
      @NPlutonium 7 років тому +2

      Deeson Jame Are you kidding? You can't insult the president like that.

    • @ananditasaxena1411
      @ananditasaxena1411 7 років тому +10

      yes you can its called freedom of speech

    • @sk84ev42
      @sk84ev42 7 років тому +4

      anandita saxena thats bs, you should have respect for whoever is in the oval office and if you want to be disrespectful you can get the fuck out of the country

  • @cooldesigner501
    @cooldesigner501 6 років тому +156

    I do not understand how Mr. Dickerson keeps a straight face when interviewing. It must be part of the comedy ;-)

    • @bhuges6124
      @bhuges6124 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂exactly. McDonald is a joke so it's hard to keep a straight face on and not piss laughing at Macdonald and his stupid orange face and cheap yellow wig

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 6 років тому +403

    Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT !!! In the middle of all those horrible news about Trump, he makes us laugh........ that is talent !!!

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 років тому +3

      Meanwhile a sitting president and presidential candidate weaponized the FBI to try and stop him and/or do a silent coup to remove him. You guys are fucking traitors.

    • @WoWhistorian
      @WoWhistorian 4 роки тому +6

      @@wildone106 You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about and are just parroting Republican propaganda without doing any sort of research or critical thinking. For fuck's sake, you guys sit here and accuse Obama of trying to stop him/arrange a coup while at the same time criticizing him for not doing anything about the Russian interference earlier when the whole reason he didn't was TO NOT INFLUENCE THE ELECTION.
      One of the biggest reasons Hillary lost was because Comey, who was the head of the fucking FBI under Obama, announced that he was reopening his investigation into her right before the election, causing a ton of undecided voters to lose confidence in her.
      You guys scrutinize every isolated event and look for some way to blame it on Obama, Hillary or Democrats in general and accuse them of doing something illegal without bothering to even TRY to look at all of them together and how ridiculous it would be if it were true.
      I guess your default stance WOULD be to assume that you're all the victim of some conspiracy where all the people involved are too god damn incompetent to do anything, because that's literally what the party you so fervently and thoughtlessly support is. A bunch of inept morons who want to commit crimes and consolidate power but fuck up everything they touch, leaving all but a select few worse for it.
      I'm so sick of you Trump supporters and your stupid bullshit.

    • @R.M.3.14
      @R.M.3.14 2 роки тому +3

      @@wildone106 and yet your orange guy LITERALLY STARTED A COUP!

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 2 роки тому

      @@R.M.3.14 You mean the coup nancy tried twice to remove him by impeachment? lol

    • @R.M.3.14
      @R.M.3.14 2 роки тому +3

      @@wildone106 she didn’t ‘try’ to impeach him-she did. Twice. With bipartisan support.
      Trump is a twice impeached, failed coup figure head that is a seditious traitor.

  • @MaliceInCandyland
    @MaliceInCandyland 7 років тому +329

    The Trump admin is wasting taxpayer money to investigate Colbert for joking that Trump has a crush on Putin. Let that sink in.

    • @NarutosDemonForm
      @NarutosDemonForm 7 років тому +19

      And the FCC dropped it, so Colbert is in the clear lol

  • @elopezrivaie7230
    @elopezrivaie7230 7 років тому +406

    Finally!! Trump never apologized for all the insults he dished out why should Colbert.

    • @daltonburnett7181
      @daltonburnett7181 7 років тому +4

      And noone expects him to, I don't think anyone on the right wants him shutdown or to apologize...

    • @melvinascencio7778
      @melvinascencio7778 7 років тому +12

      Edgar Lppez Thank YOU Stephen shouldn't apologize Trump NEVER apologized for what he has said over the years and STEPHEN IS THE BEST HE DESERVES HIGH RATINGS LONG LIVE STEPHEN COLBERT

    • @josephrapoza7446
      @josephrapoza7446 7 років тому

      Colbert is an ass.

    • @wilable70
      @wilable70 7 років тому +4

      joseph rapoza Waaaaaaaah! Bitch.

    • @philrow9652
      @philrow9652 7 років тому

      smarter then you

  • @Ethan-yk3hi
    @Ethan-yk3hi 6 років тому +32

    This should go down as one of the greatest late night takedowns of all time.

  • @melissalemar3295
    @melissalemar3295 7 місяців тому +18

    Just watched this again. I'm so grateful we had Steven on television during this horrible time!

    • @keesbrown7230
      @keesbrown7230 6 місяців тому

      Same

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky 4 місяці тому

      He looks so YOUNG.

    • @OurFoundingLiars
      @OurFoundingLiars 4 місяці тому

      Some people woke up to Stevens propaganda and some people go back and thank him for the brainwashing

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 3 місяці тому

      @@OurFoundingLiars See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!

  • @TanviPurohit86551
    @TanviPurohit86551 7 років тому +875

    The best line was, 'if I walked into the Oval Office and saw you sitting there, I'd cry too.' This was one of the best monologues given by you! Please comtinue to keep us sane for the next 4 years or as you called it 1368 days!😐

    • @spiritussublime
      @spiritussublime 7 років тому +2

      Jay Zenitram apparently, what was censored was "c#ck", which is an even better insult.

    • @loujban
      @loujban 7 років тому +1

      Tanvi Purohit he didn't say ass. you need to rotate 180°

    • @sebastianartola8507
      @sebastianartola8507 7 років тому +3

      Tanvi Purohit 1368? Fuck, I thought I heard 1358 😂.

    • @rebecca8525
      @rebecca8525 7 років тому +2

      FUGP, did you ever see Colbert when he had a show on Comedy Central from 2005-2014?

    • @TheWinezen
      @TheWinezen 7 років тому +2

      FUGP nope. that is the proper way to peel the banana skin off without getting any remnant inner skin still attached to your banana

  • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
    @ZeppelinPietrPryor 7 років тому +572

    Where is the homophobia in this monologue? I'm a member of the LGBT+ community and I laughed my ass off throughout the entire video!

    • @samus88
      @samus88 7 років тому +9

      You carry a card too for that membership? No.
      You're either gay, bisexual, or transexual. Sexual orientation isn't a community. You're just a normal person. Your sex life is as private as anyone elses.
      You're probably going to reply with some insult or tell me I'm being whatever the fuck. But I'm sick of this shit... you're a fucking person. Start acting like one.

    • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
      @ZeppelinPietrPryor 7 років тому +27

      willprogresivo i'm not insulted nor am I going to insult you. I'm bisexual but I imagined being met with comments of "choose a side!" Or "you're just greedy"

    • @ZeppelinPietrPryor
      @ZeppelinPietrPryor 7 років тому +16

      In regards to it being a community I think of all the resources such as LGBT or GSA clubs. I use the plus for those who do not fit into LGB or T despite how valid others think those identities are.

    • @Aj-sn1dp
      @Aj-sn1dp 7 років тому +24

      willprogresivo So, if sexual orientation is private, who are you to say there's only gay, bi, or trans? It's not your business therefore you don't get to put a limit on how people feel.

    • @samus88
      @samus88 7 років тому +8

      +Beebo There are only two sexes on human beings. That's biologically true and you don't need to hear anyone talk about their sexual orientation to know the possible ones.

  • @brittaniejones6807
    @brittaniejones6807 6 років тому +40

    “We all do, Sir” 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

  • @flipfloppoet4377
    @flipfloppoet4377 6 років тому +131

    Even if I live for another 100 years, this will still be the best monologue ever to be aired on TV.

    • @benjaminroberts7411
      @benjaminroberts7411 Рік тому +1

      👍😁 An epic takedown for sure!!

    • @ltvagabond
      @ltvagabond Рік тому +1

      Never get into a battle of wits with a professional comedian and improv actor. Also, never go into a battle of wits unarmed ;)

  • @Kristen2344
    @Kristen2344 7 років тому +1777

    As a Canadian I am just flabbergasted at this whole situation..... WTF
    Colbert, you're awesome

    • @TheKevinGHutton
      @TheKevinGHutton 7 років тому +65

      As a Brit who's in the process of emigrating to America, I'm questioning my life choices.

    • @krawr2187
      @krawr2187 7 років тому +6

      TheKevinGHutton are you white? If yes, practice "not-racism white nationalism"
      Also become more selfish! Because every Trump supporter is overwhelmingly selfish

    • @TheKevinGHutton
      @TheKevinGHutton 7 років тому +17

      Kristen2344 I know it is. I have faith in the good people of America to put it right. I'm still going to come. I'm in love with an American girl, and I'll always be wherever she is. 😊

    • @TheKevinGHutton
      @TheKevinGHutton 7 років тому +8

      Kody R. I know a few Trump supporters, and they aren't selfish at all. I don't know why they support him. I'm trying keep my head down with friends and future family!

    • @rwa2play
      @rwa2play 7 років тому +12

      Trust me, there are a LOT of Americans that feel the same way.

  • @spelunkerd
    @spelunkerd 7 років тому +1398

    ...."I don't stand by anything"....
    What a revealing, candid moment.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 7 років тому +62

      very brief, almost subtle - incredibly profound

    • @dufgbd21
      @dufgbd21 7 років тому +74

      He does stand by some things though, blatant pussy grabbing sexism, racism and incompetence. I never though it would be so fucking embarrassing to even live in america...

    • @RonN448
      @RonN448 7 років тому +2

      Pexport llc: If that's the way you feel, you don't deserve to live here. This country is not for you. Get your sorry, liberal ass OUT of this country, and move to North Korea.

    • @dufgbd21
      @dufgbd21 7 років тому +47

      Exactly, the moron is telling me because i have a opinion he doesn't agree with i should go to a country that kills you for having a opinion....
      Thank you so much for showing a new level of ignorance not yet seen. Also where did you see me say i am a liberal??? WHERE??? You know there are other party's like the independent party you ignorant turd i am sure that is a real surprise for you i can already see you searching for it with your brietbart search engine... Pathetic moron.... Hopefully when trump takes away your healthcare along with your food stamps just like he did Meals on wheels you will starve to death and wont be able to pass on those seriously defective genes.

    • @IONAPINKMOXIE
      @IONAPINKMOXIE 6 років тому +4

      Pexport llc will you marry me?

  • @anawieder5003
    @anawieder5003 6 років тому +431

    Colbert is a national treasure

    • @ernestcossiboom2512
      @ernestcossiboom2512 4 роки тому +9

      Well, your treaure is nothing but vomit covered trash to me.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 роки тому +33

      @@ernestcossiboom2512 He didn't say Trump is a national treasure

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 3 роки тому

      Ana Wieder I’m genuinely sorry for the life decisions that led up to this comment. I will never respect you in my life.

    • @pieterpierrot1490
      @pieterpierrot1490 3 роки тому

      With Nicholas Cage ? :D

    • @Pupusita665
      @Pupusita665 3 роки тому +5

      Wtf is with the negative responses in here? Colbert is hilarious! And that observation shouldn't be reacted to with a lack of respect.

  • @hanna9308
    @hanna9308 4 роки тому +100

    “..in his old life, he could spend his days golfing, insulting people on twitter, and hanging out with his family.
    *also NOW..”*

  • @bizarroworld475
    @bizarroworld475 7 років тому +3042

    One of Colbert's best monologues

    • @ishanhasan8871
      @ishanhasan8871 7 років тому +16

      Ali Dan so true

    • @lillimeyer1216
      @lillimeyer1216 7 років тому +29

      I don't know ... so many good ones to chose from ... :-D

    • @Lineage2ErtheiaPvP
      @Lineage2ErtheiaPvP 7 років тому +5

      all his show is a monologue, propaganda machine nazi party like.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 7 років тому +29

      Lineage2MediaCom hahaha good one trumpee.

    • @parabola1212
      @parabola1212 7 років тому +93

      Lineage2MediaCom - I think everybody knows this is a comedic show. But theres still more truth told in it than what comes from your unintelligent obese wannabe dictator..

  • @magrudergrinder23
    @magrudergrinder23 7 років тому +121

    They should have given him a mic to drop at the end of that.

  • @tski3458
    @tski3458 6 років тому +113

    The best monolog ever. Hats off too you for putting that orange clown in his place.

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 років тому

      He helped secure him another 4 years lmao suicide watch 2020

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 роки тому

      @@wildone106 4 years in jail lmao

    • @Omar_E11
      @Omar_E11 4 роки тому +1

      @@BuckyBrown-lt4ry And with Bucky's comment here folks you have the standard vocabulary and behavior of a Trumpist.

    • @maco7723
      @maco7723 3 роки тому

      @@wildone106 LOSER

  • @nighthowl9237
    @nighthowl9237 6 років тому +108

    "The point is hes a monster"
    *"A fat little monster"*
    Bruh I died😂😂😂😂😂

    • @loyalt9827
      @loyalt9827 3 роки тому +3

      LOVING IT!! RTF ON COLBERT 😂

  • @DabIMON
    @DabIMON 7 років тому +187

    Anyone else thinks Trump was the one who cried in the Oval office?

    • @Kate-ui5kc
      @Kate-ui5kc Рік тому +10

      Incapable of tears. Far too damaged to experience normal human emotion.

    • @jakegilbert8116
      @jakegilbert8116 9 місяців тому +2

      😢lmfao😂

    • @jakegilbert8116
      @jakegilbert8116 9 місяців тому

      @@Kate-ui5kc you honestly, no joking, honestly might be right. But that does not make me feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for this beautiful & great nation. J.F.K.F.C. Did more damage in four years than anyone can comprehend. Covid alone. One Million Americans. Worst than Vietnam and the numbers are higher because he got people to drink bleach and eat horse medicine. 🙁😞

  • @aspookyfox
    @aspookyfox 7 років тому +107

    Colbert's "holster" analogy is not homophobic. It simply implies, as the age-old idiom says, that the two are metaphorically "in bed with each other"
    If you see this as an explicit statement, you don't understand the English language in all of its complexities, outside of literal terms.

  • @STNeish
    @STNeish 6 років тому +108

    Whoa, gloves came OFF!

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 4 роки тому +5

      Gloves came off, and tRump threw in the towel.
      He was asked a question he couldn't answer, and that obviously caused his bone spurs to flare up, because he had to sit down.
      Or maybe his body couldn't support itself any longer, without a spine.

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 5 років тому +72

    Woah, Stephen was more angry about Trump's insult to Dickerson than I expected.... But at least he's got a hilarious outlet lol

  • @glassw1ng
    @glassw1ng 7 років тому +63

    "Mr. President... if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I'd cry too."
    🙌🏼Amen🙏🏼

  • @miggz88
    @miggz88 7 років тому +492

    THIS HAS GOT TO BE ON THE TOP 5 GREATEST ROASTS OF ALL TIME

  • @boomer150
    @boomer150 5 місяців тому +5

    I love rewatching this monologue, Stephen really delivers. I remember all those years ago when Trump sat at his desk with the papers I wondered of those papers where blank, just a prop for him to use when he wanted to end the interview. The toilet paper had me on the floor laughing.

  • @katewhite2465
    @katewhite2465 6 років тому +39

    YES, STEPHEN, YES...Maximize use of that First Amendment...call the Condon Drumpf out for being the doofus that he is.

    • @Synathidy
      @Synathidy 4 роки тому +2

      An ULTRA doofus... to be exact. That's an especially doofular doofus among all the doofi (doofus, plural) in doofus-dom.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 7 років тому +132

    I feel the more people comment about Jon Baptiste needing to shut up, the more he is going to keeping yelling Cold Blooded just to mess with them.

    • @rickdaddy07
      @rickdaddy07 7 років тому +2

      Hammad Ali best comment

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 7 років тому

      Hammad Ali Well, that's not true, but you are of course allowed your own opinion

    • @TheJeweledBird
      @TheJeweledBird 7 років тому +3

      Thing is, if Colbert wanted him quiet, he'd be quiet. Jon is giving all the asides and commentary because Colbert wants it that way.

    • @kimzziereenee1638
      @kimzziereenee1638 7 років тому +2

      Hammad Ali If the producers didn't want it they would mute his mic. Lolol!!

    • @hammadali594
      @hammadali594 7 років тому +2

      ProjectFlashlight612 It's sarcasm. Obviously not true.

  • @faukka
    @faukka 7 років тому +527

    Huge Respect from India, Mr. Colbert.
    We wish for someone like you here in India...

    • @vishyonkeys
      @vishyonkeys 7 років тому +4

      We don't need someone like him necessarily. Our country is better off than USA politically.

    • @vishyonkeys
      @vishyonkeys 7 років тому +4

      Obviously every country needs a person like that. But every country isn't regressing like the US in the name of progress. Besides, we all know that Stephen is a Democrat. I'm not against that but all I'm saying is that if at all India needs someone, it should be someone neutral just like how in America, there is a need for people to consider both options and weigh them to make sensible comments. This monologue was good because there was crazy amount of stupid material. There have been episodes where he targets trump and the Republicans without any strong reason

    • @thatonekid1146
      @thatonekid1146 7 років тому +1

      Fawaz Kizhakkethil thank you come again-apu voice

    • @Stiggy771
      @Stiggy771 7 років тому +16

      Lol, having an argument about Indian politics in a Stephen Colbert video that mocks Trump. Only on UA-cam

    • @rvijayteja
      @rvijayteja 7 років тому

      Prithu WOW! 😑

  • @americanhottie3333
    @americanhottie3333 3 роки тому +12

    After yesterday, I just needed to hear this monologue again.

  • @craigpatterson1547
    @craigpatterson1547 6 років тому +112

    I was wondering if President Obama and Michelle were watching this ?
    I can just see them dying of laughter now ! 😂😂😂😂
    They were both such a loved couple !
    Their gone from the Whitehouse and we still miss them !
    EVERYONE STILL MISSES THEM !
    NOW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ????
    Colbert this was Awesome !!!

    • @ernestcossiboom2512
      @ernestcossiboom2512 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder if BO and Michelle will be laughing after BO's impreachment. I was always proud to be an American until you idiots made a BO president, but it was worth it to see him go down as the most corrupt and worst president ever.

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 4 роки тому +7

      Ernest Cossiboom What drugs are you taking?

  • @kristinbauer2570
    @kristinbauer2570 7 років тому +600

    why does trump say everything twice? is he stalling until the next sentence comes to him?

    • @chapdattext3167
      @chapdattext3167 6 років тому +18

      because he needs to repeat his statements BIGLY

    • @CTKGr
      @CTKGr 6 років тому +12

      Kristin Bauer
      There's nothing a Narc likes better than the sound of their own voice. Plus they don't own a muzzle.

    • @winterlongone
      @winterlongone 6 років тому +2

      Narcissism + OCD.

    • @littlellama5893
      @littlellama5893 6 років тому +10

      HEY! Don't insult those of us with OCD byt mentioning our illness in relation to Trump, thank you very much.

    • @diegosilerio4554
      @diegosilerio4554 6 років тому +4

      Kristin Bauer short-term memory loss perhaps?

  • @legzfalloffgirl5148
    @legzfalloffgirl5148 7 років тому +822

    How do you keep a Trump busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.😊👌

    • @Damop17
      @Damop17 7 років тому +5

      LegzFallOffGirl This was perfect lol

    • @TheWarriorpony
      @TheWarriorpony 7 років тому +2

      LegzFallOffGirl The depressing thing is though, that he already is in a "round room", so to speak, and we get to witness him trying to find the corner and failing. But yes, that joke is pretty funny

    • @Bokeh420
      @Bokeh420 7 років тому +1

      LegzFallOffGirl how do you keep a shity show on air. Hacky trump jokes

    • @TheWarriorpony
      @TheWarriorpony 7 років тому +9

      BigBlueBunny How do you keep making "hacky trump jokes"? look at him once and tell me you don't see it!

    • @TheWarriorpony
      @TheWarriorpony 7 років тому

      pvramidmirrors Sadly he's fat too...so he'd get exhausted quickly. Though he does have Putin on-call to cheer him up.

  • @charliethecockatoo2159
    @charliethecockatoo2159 5 років тому +46

    6:24
    SHOTS FIRED
    DT: “In one case - I won’t say who - somebody you know very well... the head of a major, major company, the person came into the Oval Office and started to cry. This is a tough person, by the way... came into the Oval Office and started to cry.”
    SC: “Mr. President: if I came to the Oval Office and saw you sitting behind the desk... I’d cry too.”
    SHOTS FIRED

  • @thomasconnors4338
    @thomasconnors4338 6 років тому +45

    This is a historic comedy moment that will live in the mind of all who love meaningful satiric comedy for decades, right between George Carlin's "It's called the American dream because you'd have to be asleep to believe it" speech and Bill Hick's "You drunk cant" rant.

  • @smellycat6386
    @smellycat6386 7 років тому +722

    Damn Stephen Colbert, you are a savage!

    • @ShawnLH88
      @ShawnLH88 7 років тому +17

      Ali Cat he roasted him so bad the ashes of Trumpf blew away in the wind

    • @JeanBudo
      @JeanBudo 7 років тому +8

      savage!!!

    • @ycc6472
      @ycc6472 7 років тому +17

      If Colbert saw the documentary on Cult leader Jim Jones he would have so much more material to compare to Donald Trump. The Followers have even more similarities. They're willing to swallow poison before they will admit they have a dangerous leader

    • @tristeningram6376
      @tristeningram6376 7 років тому +3

      At least we could go to college if we wanted to.

    • @BigEL23
      @BigEL23 7 років тому +4

      @Gen Can ... yes because it's SMART to NOT get an education... lol

  • @virgie704
    @virgie704 7 років тому +207

    God Bless Stephen Colbert! How many more days can we stand for Trump's insanity?

    • @akiwii9925
      @akiwii9925 7 років тому +4

      what has he DONE not said but DONE ?

  • @adebisiadeyemi8950
    @adebisiadeyemi8950 5 років тому +56

    I want to salute all the courageous and hard working Journalists who go out to interview President Trump.
    He's a narcissistic individual who becomes uncouth and verbally abusive once things don't go his way..He's a learning point for the whole world, and to think he's over 70 years old...He would have been a very awful man in his younger years...
    Africans believe old age makes you wiser...but this man? I rest my case...

  • @ArchismanMozumder
    @ArchismanMozumder 5 років тому +10

    The last 75 seconds was savage. Brutal drag over the coals.

  • @Seanyboy340
    @Seanyboy340 7 років тому +97

    Absolute savagery

    • @arslongavitabrevis7241
      @arslongavitabrevis7241 7 років тому +3

      Hardly, Trump is a baby. What is savagery is Trump objectifying women with his - Grab the 'Woman' - remark he made to Billy Bush and the republicans still allowing him to represent them and then the country. Trump is an embarrassment to Nation and that is savagery of our country. Colbert is simply righting a wrong for the sanity of the nation.

    • @nicolesong6199
      @nicolesong6199 7 років тому

      +arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions

    • @nicolesong6199
      @nicolesong6199 7 років тому

      +arslonga, you may find that Smoors is utilising a term of teen slang, i.e. 'savage', in a way that means that Colbert does not care about the consequences of his actions.

    • @unclevladimir3730
      @unclevladimir3730 7 років тому

      It was lame, we won, you lost, get over it. Such continuous bitching it's tiresome.

    • @ericmagee5998
      @ericmagee5998 7 років тому

      Smoors. ain't that bicth

  • @Dawn-iu8nx
    @Dawn-iu8nx 7 років тому +185

    Great monologue. No apology appropriate. The English language is rich and includes vulgarities and obscenities, which should be used only when no other word suitably describes the situation. Your use of the English language, including the metaphor, perfectly described the situation.

    • @KulushiMaxwell
      @KulushiMaxwell 7 років тому +27

      100% agreed. Colbert killed it here. I'm an avid watcher and this impressed me- he took off the gloves and didn't hold back on this one!

    • @JohnJohnson-sf9xh
      @JohnJohnson-sf9xh 7 років тому +1

      +KulushiMaxwell : sick and perverted minds think alike.

    • @Dawn-iu8nx
      @Dawn-iu8nx 7 років тому +4

      John Johnson, You are saying you are sick and perverted. You can only see sick and perverted if you are sick and perverted. Stephen, Kul, and I thought nothing sick or perverted.

    • @williamnorman4355
      @williamnorman4355 4 роки тому +1

      Well stated. I rarely curse and found the metaphor creative and unfortunately true. Backlash due to the truth hurting.

  • @LeCanalBarbaraAnne
    @LeCanalBarbaraAnne 4 роки тому +7

    If CBS had let you go on like that, you'd be winning emmys. But they put handcuffs on you, and now no one can beat John Oliver. Nothing against him. He's a genius, but so are you.

  • @DirectorNeumiller
    @DirectorNeumiller 3 роки тому +12

    Who else is here after the trump presidency, grateful it is over.

  • @heatheradeletate
    @heatheradeletate 7 років тому +268

    the only problem with this is there's no way to do a thumbs-up 12 million times. I just want to continue to thumbs up this as often as possible

    • @lourdesgutierrez4506
      @lourdesgutierrez4506 6 років тому

      Heather Adele Tate on o.o j on. j pki

    • @dixiemcbride9598
      @dixiemcbride9598 6 років тому

      Heather Adele Tate iI

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 5 років тому +1

      So right! I love this monologue and have been watching it over & over when I need a break from it all!

    • @JasonLambek
      @JasonLambek 5 років тому

      Silent Rocks yes! Same
      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍..................…………

  • @lindzay5359
    @lindzay5359 7 років тому +912

    I'm sorry, you thought being 'The President of the United States of America' would be what now?!?

    • @doraaaa0613
      @doraaaa0613 7 років тому +40

      ^"random shit his money was doing" is the most accurate way to describe trump's competency as a businessman. lmfao. that's gold.

    • @colleenhammondRealtor
      @colleenhammondRealtor 7 років тому +32

      He isn't releasing because it'll show one or two things: 1) He hasn't been paying taxes, and/or 2) He's totally tangled up with Putin/Russia

    • @glennsheppard3622
      @glennsheppard3622 7 років тому

      n,, m? ?7fubo

    • @MrKnowdatruth
      @MrKnowdatruth 7 років тому

      gr4vity plays lol. He has no money and broke? Please when did this happen? You do know if he was to sell the many buildings he owns he would be far from broke right? If Trump is broke we must be all dead broke.

    • @lauramacleod7261
      @lauramacleod7261 7 років тому

      Lin Dzay ,

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 3 роки тому +8

    "1358 days to go"
    Past Stephen, your hair has grown out and you have ditched the tie and jacket, my dude. Shit def got weird
    5:32 Turns out, it wasn't a huge tax return~
    6:54 I did not realize how much I missed Jon Batiste singing, "COOOOOLD BLOOOOOODED"
    9:28 BAHAHA ALL THAT TOILET PAPER OH NOES
    10:46 "But I sir, am no John Dickerson."
    11:33 "Pricktator" yeah, that continues to get worse
    12:07 "Are your tax returns" ALSO ended up being true!
    DING! DING! You nailed it, Stephen!

    • @KoalaTulip47
      @KoalaTulip47 3 роки тому +1

      At least he got the number of days of his presidency right, thank God Biden's elected president.

  • @norarobinson3091
    @norarobinson3091 6 років тому +26

    I have to watch this every time I get down about the state of our country

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 5 років тому +2

      Absolutely! He is keeping us all sane with our eyes on the ball!

  • @Alienadin
    @Alienadin 7 років тому +871

    Mr. Stephen Colbert, that was pure gold. You are a an American treasure.

    • @ruialexandre6197
      @ruialexandre6197 7 років тому +59

      Free speech is an invaluable treasure, too.

    • @1Surge
      @1Surge 7 років тому +2

      Rui Alexandre are you trying to imply he should be grateful that trump doesn't order his arrest for what he said? Trump did not give that liberty in fact I am pretty sure he would take it away if he could. But in any case I think it is very disrespectful of what he said of the POTUS. But I've never seen this much disrespect, not siding with anyone but if you don't respect you're bound to be disrespected your self. So this says a lot of the president.

    • @projectoden6516
      @projectoden6516 7 років тому +12

      Sergio Alejadro Sanchez uhhhh... either I found a trump supporter or an overzealous supporter of neither. I see no arguments here. Just a joke.

    • @marizabaeza
      @marizabaeza 7 років тому +8

      AMERICAN TREASURE

  • @domingoalvarez3984
    @domingoalvarez3984 7 років тому +209

    This was a great monologue give this man a raise fast!!

  • @TheDarrlelennis
    @TheDarrlelennis 3 роки тому +5

    tRUMP should have won an Emmy for best comedy writer the last 4 years

  • @GRMREAP3R97
    @GRMREAP3R97 6 років тому +101

    stephen colbert is pure savage

    • @wildone106
      @wildone106 5 років тому +2

      You realize he has a huge writing team that does this right?! LMAAO

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 роки тому +4

      NEO O everyone knows that troll

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 3 роки тому +1

      There is always a rainbow After a little rain how is that trolling? Sammya is crediting Stephen, when more than one person is saying vulgar things about someone’s sexual orientation.

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 2 роки тому +1

      @@wildone106 but Colbert delivers!

  • @diltonx6066
    @diltonx6066 7 років тому +96

    "I don't stand by anything". I hope the children remember that quote.

    • @daveyognaut6132
      @daveyognaut6132 7 років тому

      Yeah context doesn't matter.......christ you people

    • @nikolatasev4948
      @nikolatasev4948 7 років тому +8

      dave yognaut
      The context makes it worse. Donald brought up the wire tapping, claimed it was proven, was asked for details, refused to give facts, then refused to give his opinion, then ended the interview.
      Talk about being afraid of being asked a question.

    • @jsounds535
      @jsounds535 7 років тому +1

      Dilton X yeah wasnt that presidential???

  • @tofelipwithlove1150
    @tofelipwithlove1150 7 років тому +632

    FCC found no fault in this monologue. Congrats Stephen! 😍😙

    • @EthanRobbins
      @EthanRobbins 6 років тому +14

      Jo Santoddi ya all the trumptards reported it to the FCC cause they got butthurt

    • @truthhurts7742
      @truthhurts7742 6 років тому +1

      Baaaa baaaa liberal brainwashed SHEEP.

    • @kilonablack5755
      @kilonablack5755 5 років тому

      @@truthhurts7742 found the MAGA.

  • @v.v365
    @v.v365 6 років тому +65

    this video should've been called Stephen Roasts the President

    • @BuckyBrown-lt4ry
      @BuckyBrown-lt4ry 5 років тому

      A rather unfunny roast, to say the least.

    • @whispererbordah4991
      @whispererbordah4991 4 роки тому +1

      @@BuckyBrown-lt4ry You're obviously in the minority with that opinion.

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert 4 роки тому +2

      @@BuckyBrown-lt4ry says no one...

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 роки тому

      @@BuckyBrown-lt4ry a rather dipshit reply, to say the most.

  • @desetmedia
    @desetmedia 6 років тому +26

    10:37 Kudos to you Mr "Pair of Stainless Steel balls" Colbert .You are a Legend!!!!

  • @milesfinnch7348
    @milesfinnch7348 7 років тому +154

    No big deal. Just locker room talk.

    • @aislinnmullin
      @aislinnmullin 7 років тому +7

      Miles Finnch no! Bad! He shouldn't ever be compared to that! He is far higher than him!

  • @TheWarder500
    @TheWarder500 7 років тому +263

    Stephen Colbert you sir are amazing!

  • @jamesking9298
    @jamesking9298 6 років тому +15

    "You know what would be nice??? A full release!!!"😝

  • @QUICKBOOKS1
    @QUICKBOOKS1 3 роки тому +5

    I lost it when the Toilet Paper was thrown on the stage. Did Colbert predict 2020?

    • @sailtheplains
      @sailtheplains 3 роки тому

      SAME. I was like, "OH OH NOES!" XDDD

  • @alliemollie
    @alliemollie 7 років тому +115

    "I miss my old life." Wow u know trump, u can resign and go back to your previously chilled life. What's stopping you? Let someone else who doesn't mind being "busy" to be in the oval. Thank you very much.

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 7 років тому +9

      allmyjm ugh yeah but then we get pence

    • @kaysheppard7445
      @kaysheppard7445 7 років тому +8

      Resign please. IF TRUMP loves this country. please go back to your TV show. I need therapy after u just 100 days.

    • @alleycatgillis1964
      @alleycatgillis1964 7 років тому +3

      allmyjm He's allergic to work. Dumb ass people think he's self made. He's no better than a Kardashian. Born in to money....they just look way better doing it.

    • @alleycatgillis1964
      @alleycatgillis1964 7 років тому +2

      James Irving Religious freaks are scary.

    • @xyzsame4081
      @xyzsame4081 7 років тому +2

      Unfortunately this is not true. Pence might be worse than Trump. Not as stupid. Better in navigating politics. More intelligent even, BUT ideology trumps ! intelligence. Trump might start a war out of sheer stupidity. Pence's "stupid" (read ideological) reasons would be as irrational but he could sell the war better.

  • @colisab.9015
    @colisab.9015 7 років тому +496

    "Pricktator" is my favorite word now

    • @MisteRRYouTuby
      @MisteRRYouTuby 7 років тому +19

      Colisa Barrow I prefer "Presidunce."

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 7 років тому +1

      "Ass holster" is mine.

    • @BrandonKrist
      @BrandonKrist 7 років тому +7

      was it ass holster or cock holster, sounded like the second to me

    • @arjuhama
      @arjuhama 7 років тому +17

      "Dicktator"

    • @jayzenitram9621
      @jayzenitram9621 7 років тому +14

      Come to think of it Cock Holster makes more sense, and I like it even better. LOL.
      I couldn't really tell because they blurred his mouth. COCK HOLSTER! Fucking poetry.

  • @Geffo555
    @Geffo555 6 років тому +20

    OMG! It's on. And my money's on Steven. Hilarious and so clever.

  • @LisaLisa-rl3pm
    @LisaLisa-rl3pm 5 років тому +6

    The interviewer just chuckled and walked away I mean if that doesn't tell you all we need to know about this charlatan of a president I don't know what does

  • @drizzitdude
    @drizzitdude 7 років тому +143

    People claiming this was homophobic haven't seen our vp holy shit

    • @kittendivine1
      @kittendivine1 7 років тому +1

      drizzitdude Yeah it has nothing to do with that. It's like saying someone kisses ass.

  • @mikes2381
    @mikes2381 7 років тому +156

    Savage AF.
    Colbert 2020. If America is still here, that is.

  • @virginiaoflaherty2983
    @virginiaoflaherty2983 5 років тому +3

    This monologue never fails to knock me out. I could listen and see a million times and it would never loose its edge. Thank you Stephen Colbert.

    • @michaelwilde545
      @michaelwilde545 3 роки тому

      I've watched parts of it over and over just because it felt so good!

  • @AshishSingh-jh4xe
    @AshishSingh-jh4xe 3 роки тому +6

    The count is now over 🎉

  • @EJJTheMiner
    @EJJTheMiner 7 років тому +49

    People actually consider that to be offensive? LMAO and they call us sensitive.

  • @TheALLYISLAME
    @TheALLYISLAME 7 років тому +415

    i honestly hope trump sees this

    • @Edmund._.Dantes
      @Edmund._.Dantes 7 років тому +49

      I think he did that's why he got the FCC after him.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 7 років тому +10

      I was thinking the same, especially when reading the comments & triggered trump trolls. His response would be gold :)))

    • @planetquarry
      @planetquarry 7 років тому

      the snakeu loves hobi, as of right now. He has! And he ordered a complete review of Colbert's show, and suggested to be kicked out of the show.
      Unbelievable!!!!

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 7 років тому +5

      planetquarry rofl! YES! AWESOME! The ultimate troll is triggered again! This is good for the world! We don't want the first time someone defies him to be when it's Kim Jong or similar. He needs to learn this is how the world works - for his own good & the good of the people he chose to become a servant to

    • @joycie014
      @joycie014 7 років тому +1

      the snakeu loves hobi You'll be able to tell by the trump Twitter frenzy that is sure to follow.

  • @xxangelwingsxx9388
    @xxangelwingsxx9388 5 років тому +13

    Oh the horrors that we did not see coming when this came out

  • @jasminejoseph8307
    @jasminejoseph8307 4 роки тому +3

    Back when toilet paper was plentiful!! 😭😂😂

  • @rhetoricalquestion6009
    @rhetoricalquestion6009 7 років тому +535

    #Give_Colbert_A_Raise

    • @denisegriffin5910
      @denisegriffin5910 7 років тому +31

      Freedom of speech. What Trump can do others can do it better. He's a piece 🚯. What goes around comes around. If he's allow to dish out insults we the people should be allowed to spit too

    • @Littlebigbot
      @Littlebigbot 7 років тому

      Denise Griffin You're a dimwit. Work on it.

    • @oldpossum
      @oldpossum 7 років тому +8

      Halsted Willoughby:
      From a Swiss guy: YOU are the dimwit here. Period.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 7 років тому +11

      Halsted I assume this means you're reversed the meaning of "dimwit" too? Just like the meanings of fake news, facts etc?
      #Give_Colbert_A_Raise

    • @carlbeckford8698
      @carlbeckford8698 7 років тому +38

      Trump. is. using. the. president seat for his. own personal business. venture.

  • @user-bp7vh5gc5n
    @user-bp7vh5gc5n 7 років тому +882

    Imagine how much it eats away at Trump at night knowing that he lost the popular vote. Sad.

    • @sudevsen
      @sudevsen 7 років тому +5

      Vu Oanh how much does it eat away at Hillary that she beat him by only a few million?
      That's like winning a race against a paralysed guy with a margin of 2 second.
      Sure you won but just barely.

    • @hawaiianzach98
      @hawaiianzach98 7 років тому +6

      +Sudev Sen Yeah 3,000,000+ is totally equivalent to 2 if fact that is a very slim margin.

    • @pennclick
      @pennclick 7 років тому +11

      So in your analogy, Trump is a paralyzed guy? I mean, I don't know about paralyzed, mentally-impaired, maybe...

    • @Crazmuss
      @Crazmuss 7 років тому +2

      Donald Trump wi popular vote, if you dont coun illegal votes!

    • @ivanramirez6491
      @ivanramirez6491 7 років тому +25

      Crazmuss I understand that you suddenly can't count. But you can at least try to learn how to spell.

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 5 років тому +6

    10:20 “...but I, sir, am no John Dickerson.” 😎

  • @colinnoble3918
    @colinnoble3918 5 років тому +6

    I am an Ozzie, just recently discovered Stephen Colbert. I love your work, I look in on a daily basis now. I share your pain of having a pile of orange matter occupy your highest office. I hope he never enters our borders, if he treated our press as he did John Dickerson he could expect something like; " Mr President, with all due respect, Air Force One is refuelled, now fuck off " We Australians and our brothers across the Tasman, New Zealand have supported the USA in conflicts since the end of WW11, I hope we are not drawn into supporting your present administration, not after he disrespectfully treated Malcolm Turnbull, our the Prime Minister. This is not an attack on the general populace of the USA regardless of political alliance.

  • @RavenStorm702
    @RavenStorm702 7 років тому +247

    15,798 people had their delicate sensitivities bruised...
    I can't like it enough. Brilliant!

    • @CaptIronfoundersson
      @CaptIronfoundersson 7 років тому +22

      Lee Spencer Sad little republican snowflakes. They're so sensative.

    • @anonymousunnamed3026
      @anonymousunnamed3026 7 років тому +22

      Lee Spencer But none of those "dislikers" had ANY problem when it was Obama being talked to like that BY HIS OWN CONGRESS, did they? This is a comedian being funny. And frankly, this is exactly how most of America feels right now. I wish I could have liked this more than once!

    • @brandonscott1999
      @brandonscott1999 7 років тому +3

      And you don't shout "HATE SPEECH!!!!" when someone says something you don't like? Facts trump feelings brotha

    • @zitaalfonso8172
      @zitaalfonso8172 7 років тому

      Todd Foster you side Obama, the greatest fraud ever? At least Trump wants to drain the swamp.

    • @anonymousunnamed3026
      @anonymousunnamed3026 7 років тому +1

      Zita Alfonso Hahahahahahahaha, lololololol. Drain the swamp, LMFAO. Thanks for making my day, I am dying!

  • @tr0nd15c
    @tr0nd15c 7 років тому +142

    *I'm Republican* and Stephen has every damn right to be aggressive/harsh in his criticism/language vs. the president. Stephen is not a homophobe. Backlash is unwarranted. Move on.

    • @greaseballjones7705
      @greaseballjones7705 7 років тому +18

      tr0nd15c Thank you for being sane.

    • @TheOneBlueNinja
      @TheOneBlueNinja 7 років тому +5

      tr0nd15c Sir, you are the kind of Republican I refer to when Im trying to prove to my fellow Democrats that not all Republicans are assholes.

    • @phizzelout
      @phizzelout 7 років тому

      Rino

  • @pinguin-qn7bx
    @pinguin-qn7bx 6 років тому +18

    Stephen Colbert is my Patronus.

  • @keos108
    @keos108 6 років тому +5

    Hands down, THE BEST SC monologue... EVER!!!