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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to John Wick!
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    Keanu Reeves had a global hit with his action-packed movie The Matrix, and none of his movies since then really lived up to how amazing it was. That is, until John Wick rolled around in 2014. This action-packed shooter with a simple plot became a surprise hit and introduced the world to some awesome gun-fu action.
    The movie does raise a few questions though! Like how did they manage to get the producers to get off their back about worldbuilding details and love interests? How does anyone feel safe at the Continental Hotel? Why didn’t Viggo stick around to make sure his men took care of John Wick, and why did John make a deal with Viggo just moments later? Also, why didn’t anyone Google Baba Yaga?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to John Wick! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @Bareezio
    @Bareezio 4 роки тому +20449

    The "pow pow pow, pow" variation of "wow wow wow, wow" is the highlight of my day now.

    • @twostep919
      @twostep919 4 роки тому +131

      lol was looking for this comment.

    • @MarijnvdSterre
      @MarijnvdSterre 4 роки тому +70

      I laughed and thought, I see what you did there. Lets check the comments ^^ Also, had to check Baba Jaga, and they are right :D

    • @alike03
      @alike03 4 роки тому +174

      I think you meant to say "highlight of my day now now now, now."

    • @mellowdramatic33
      @mellowdramatic33 4 роки тому +68

      Loved the pow pow pow, pow variant. Mixing things up is TIGHT!

    • @Bareezio
      @Bareezio 4 роки тому +38

      Wow I didn't expect this to get 600 like in an hour, and to get hearted and pinned by Screen Rant. Wow wow wow, wow

  • @Pointman11111
    @Pointman11111 4 роки тому +4005

    And so they killed his dog
    This was the first time the boss guy showed a bit of humanity

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 4 роки тому +479

      Hey, he's a soulless corporate hack, but he's not a monster.

    • @shadowgb
      @shadowgb 4 роки тому +243

      You're making it difficult for me to ruin this movie!

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 4 роки тому +88

      @@TheMaleRei but the monster under my bed and my sleep paralysis demon like dogs too

    • @Saigonas
      @Saigonas 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @TheMaleRei
      @TheMaleRei 4 роки тому +47

      @@j.b.5422
      Sounds like whatever is under your bed isn't a monster at all.
      You should probably make friends with it.
      Even demons like dogs.

  • @victorhugomacedo4601
    @victorhugomacedo4601 4 роки тому +16926

    The face when he hears that the dog was dead is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen today

    • @AnnaAreYouOkay
      @AnnaAreYouOkay 4 роки тому +116

      Victor Hugo Macedo yeeeessss😂🤣🤣

    • @georgemetz7277
      @georgemetz7277 4 роки тому +146

      Acting!

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 4 роки тому +372

      I loved that. It was like, "You wrecked his car and killed his dog. Now, I'm gonna have him written to kill you."

    • @nathanslay6342
      @nathanslay6342 4 роки тому +26

      Victor Hugo Macedo my thoughts exactly

    • @everburn
      @everburn 4 роки тому +21

      Right. That really got me😂

  • @tipsyt1909
    @tipsyt1909 3 роки тому +5869

    “You’re really making it hard for me to ruin this thing.”
    The highest compliment I’ve seen pitch meetings give a movie

    • @davidiadeleke
      @davidiadeleke 2 роки тому +32

      Me too.

    • @heyrob-net
      @heyrob-net 2 роки тому +50

      The Black Panther review has some veiled compliments too.

    • @verstappen9937
      @verstappen9937 2 роки тому +92

      @@heyrob-net true which I was surprised by seeing as I thought it had some huge issues

    • @LEWIS1992
      @LEWIS1992 2 роки тому +63

      @@devprakash325 LOL someone is racist just because they didn't like a movie?
      Leftists man, honestly...

    • @neddhu
      @neddhu 2 роки тому +5

      @@LEWIS1992 They dont have a sense of humour...

  • @nugzin5742
    @nugzin5742 3 роки тому +5424

    "what does she die of?"
    "she dies of being the wife of a main character in an action movie"
    lmaooooo

  • @inariinari750
    @inariinari750 4 роки тому +2750

    “And so they kill his dog”
    *silence*
    Some people better die for that.

    • @xavierlobre
      @xavierlobre 4 роки тому +72

      Huge acting performance there. Some nomination coming up very soon !

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 4 роки тому +78

      I’ve never seen studio head guy frown, let alone be this sad.

    • @adityat5101
      @adityat5101 4 роки тому +13

      Entire plot explained right therw

    • @les907
      @les907 4 роки тому +20

      @@MightyDantheman I think you're gonna hafta get all the way off his back about saying sad

    • @mightywizard7475
      @mightywizard7475 4 роки тому +3

      Someone please make that a meme😂

  • @Kragnar1
    @Kragnar1 4 роки тому +2164

    That reaction to the news the dog dies... “some people better die for that” was my EXACT reaction when watching this movie! Spot on!

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 роки тому +31

      Oh, they will!

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 4 роки тому +13

      Kragnar1 they didn’t kill a dog they killed a puppy

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 4 роки тому +31

      Hector Arredondo then a trilogy of people dying is needed

    • @laurenc4138
      @laurenc4138 4 роки тому +12

      I haven’t even seen the movie but literally thought the same exact thing when he said it

    • @TheServago
      @TheServago 4 роки тому +12

      @@laurenc4138 you should go watch all of them

  • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
    @WarmBreadBearBuddy 3 роки тому +1283

    “And then he finds a dog and we’re done”
    “ _Doggie_ ”
    🐶🥺

  • @b.d6642
    @b.d6642 3 роки тому +879

    Can we just talk about how amazing Ryan's acting is?

    • @michealnelsonauthor
      @michealnelsonauthor 3 роки тому +9

      My new favorite movie reviewer. Such a great schtick!

    • @rivalproductions9213
      @rivalproductions9213 3 роки тому +12

      He’s gotten really good at it

    • @b.d6642
      @b.d6642 3 роки тому +5

      @@rivalproductions9213 he was always good at it in my opinion

    • @stellabelikiewicz1523
      @stellabelikiewicz1523 3 роки тому +19

      And don’t forget Ryan! He’s also super talented 😁

    • @preciousa.adegoke5280
      @preciousa.adegoke5280 3 роки тому +11

      @@stellabelikiewicz1523 like, I’d take Ryan over Ryan dude, but Ryan is still awesome nevertheless.

  • @captainjacksparrow1518
    @captainjacksparrow1518 4 роки тому +4582

    "She dies of being the wife of the main character in an action movie."
    "That can be deadly"
    😂😂😂

    • @ArcadeMarx
      @ArcadeMarx 4 роки тому +28

      the impostor captain sparrow?

    • @TheCoppoy
      @TheCoppoy 4 роки тому +13

      @@ArcadeMarx wow what a meeting! One of u is Penelope

    • @chriskaigi
      @chriskaigi 4 роки тому +9

      I also thought that was super tight 😁

    • @Daisy-Ke
      @Daisy-Ke 4 роки тому +7

      Every Steven Segal movie start

    • @devongreen7353
      @devongreen7353 4 роки тому +2

      He's not wrong

  • @andrewotaku1679
    @andrewotaku1679 3 роки тому +6882

    "Well, as long as the dog is okay."
    "And they kill his dog."
    "… Okay, so people better die for that."

    • @foxxxy1115
      @foxxxy1115 3 роки тому +371

      The look on the producer guy's face.... I felt one with him. Yup, kill an innocent puppy, some people better die for that...

    • @gabrieljordan8015
      @gabrieljordan8015 3 роки тому +204

      @@foxxxy1115 The older I get - the more I realize why people prefer to be around their pet dogs/cats than other human beings.

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 3 роки тому +93

      @@gabrieljordan8015 im 20 and i've come to that realization very early...

    • @gabrieljordan8015
      @gabrieljordan8015 3 роки тому +32

      @@lucas-xf7rc I hope your 20s go better than mine. (Almost 40 now)

    • @flyingfox6040
      @flyingfox6040 3 роки тому +16

      Don't worry they will

  • @MariAnKenobi
    @MariAnKenobi 3 роки тому +177

    I can’t get enough of this pitch!
    “John Wick is gonna kill people for an hour and a half because his dog was murdered?...I’m honestly okay with that.”
    That’s how I felt watching this movie. 🤣

  • @wheelcha1rman2
    @wheelcha1rman2 3 роки тому +179

    "You're making it really hard for me to ruin this thing."
    What a perfect line.

  • @allisworld1isme
    @allisworld1isme 4 роки тому +4973

    You know he liked the movie when even the producer guy can’t ruin it.

    • @aquilesvailo4786
      @aquilesvailo4786 4 роки тому +84

      seriously one of the best action movies I ever have seen (and my dad owned at a movie theater for 15 years, so there plenty of movies).

    • @b.m.933
      @b.m.933 4 роки тому +24

      You can't ruin anything Keanu Reeves because Keanu Reeves is God.

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 4 роки тому +15

      The movie is already ruined in the script. The plot fits in half a tweet, and it makes no sense to begin with. Random russian gansters living on American soil, they randomly get mad at him for no reason, somehow they find his house, that has no alarms or defense measures at all, somehow they manage to beat up the best killer in the world, at the nightclub Wick literally has the russian guy running 3 yards in front of him and he somehow miss 10 times lol, then the whole plastic bag assassination and the final showdown.... ugh, you need to turn your brain off and throw it off a cliff to appreciate this movie.

    • @Mentocthemindtaker
      @Mentocthemindtaker 4 роки тому +36

      @@olisk-jy9rz Oh, I'm so grateful it's not just me. John Wick gets so much love, but it is honestly one of the weakest movies of the century so far. The plot is thinner than a wafer, even the plot details that are there are incongruous. It is _literally_ an excuse to have Keanu Reeves kill just a _whole bunch of people._ Also, Keanu is _still_ not a good actor. I honestly think nostalgia plays a huge part in his popularity.

    • @timmoneilson5687
      @timmoneilson5687 4 роки тому +77

      @@Mentocthemindtaker one of the weakest movies of the century, interesting. In your opinion what's one of the best movies you've seen?

  • @justintallman3398
    @justintallman3398 3 роки тому +5674

    "John Wick is going to kill people for an hour and a half for killing his dog?"
    "Yes sir"
    "I'm completely ok with that"

    • @malipalane2244
      @malipalane2244 3 роки тому +92

      I'd be be motivated to kill people for killing my dog as well😔

    • @madmonk3030
      @madmonk3030 3 роки тому +92

      That might be my favorite line of all of these videos ever

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 3 роки тому +96

      @@malipalane2244 and what that dog represents - a gift from his wife. If my wife passed away, gave me a dog to look after and love, and it was killed, I’d go on a rage.

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 3 роки тому +25

      @@malipalane2244 true but about 98% of the people he killed had nothing to do with it

    • @sfreemanoh
      @sfreemanoh 3 роки тому +75

      "I'm completely ok with that"
      As were we all.

  • @nurazeerasaadon6871
    @nurazeerasaadon6871 3 роки тому +113

    "Pow pow pow pow pow" instead of "wow wow wow wow wow"
    Mixing things up is tight!

  • @viwinchester2396
    @viwinchester2396 2 роки тому +74

    "a fist fight with a sixty year old" is sending me 😂😂😂 Ryan's delivery is perfect!

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 4 роки тому +3166

    Being-the-wife-of-the-main-character-in-an-action-movie is a serious terminal illness and should not be taken lightly.
    Edit: Well damn; thanks for all the likes, ya'll.

    • @stan5555
      @stan5555 4 роки тому +24

      It's not even an Hollywood thing. It's everywhere. *looks at AJ*

    • @christophersanders3252
      @christophersanders3252 4 роки тому +29

      Unless they are an unstoppable spy couple. I like the unstoppable spy couple thing. Where is my Get Smart sequel?

    • @johanandersson7141
      @johanandersson7141 4 роки тому +40

      What can we as citizens do to raise awareness for Being-the-wife-of-the-main-character-in-an-action-movie-itis?

    • @Aeradom2000
      @Aeradom2000 4 роки тому +38

      How many wives-of-the-main-character-in-an-action-movie have to die before we start talking this seriously!?

    • @GetOverHer3
      @GetOverHer3 4 роки тому +35

      It's only less dangerous than mother-of-the-main-character-in-an-anime

  • @zdragonzxz
    @zdragonzxz 4 роки тому +2287

    "You're making it really tough for me to ruin this thing." Spot on.

    • @thomaspereira2069
      @thomaspereira2069 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @valinorean4816
      @valinorean4816 3 роки тому +2

      @@thomaspereira2069 Guys please explain this to me? I did not understand this bit at all?

    • @ooziepro
      @ooziepro 3 роки тому +42

      @@valinorean4816 the movie didn't try to shove exposition or love interests that we wouldn't care about that would ruin the action in the movie thus the "youre making it tough for me to ruin this thing"

  • @blindleader42
    @blindleader42 3 роки тому +232

    So many of these pitch meetings are just an entertaining way to confirm my choice not to watch a particular movie. Then there are the ones, like this, that remind me what a fun movie it was, and how I should go watch it again.
    Thank you, Ryan. 👍

  • @boomvroomshroom701
    @boomvroomshroom701 3 роки тому +61

    “You’re making this really hard for me to ruin.” nearly made me choke on my food 😂.

  • @doctorscientist7570
    @doctorscientist7570 4 роки тому +3185

    “And we’re gonna keep that going ‘til the high 70’s.”
    “Oh, farenheit?”
    “No, corpses.”

  • @TheLoco102
    @TheLoco102 3 роки тому +76

    Legend says the producer left hand is still measuring baba yaga droopy-ness

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 3 роки тому +362

    "They kills his dog!"
    *long pause*
    "Some people better die for that" legit everyone's first thought.

  • @aurea.
    @aurea. 4 роки тому +3116

    As a Slav, hearing "Baba Jaga" used as a nickname for a menacing figure is low-key hilarious.

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 4 роки тому +155

      What about a menacing woman who can go through things?

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 4 роки тому +165

      @@marquis911 It was a bit more fitting for her. I laughed regardless because of the way one of Ant-Man's buddies kept reacting to her name, like she was the devil or something 😁

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 4 роки тому +80

      @@aurea. My impression was that she *was* a menacing figure. But then again, I suppose she's a fairy tale monster so maybe it doesn't sound as threatening to adults.

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 4 роки тому +30

      Especially considering she's a female figure.

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 4 роки тому +86

      Anthony Clay The thing is, she falls into the ambiguous category of characters that were popularized as evil due to historical narrative or literary need to establish an antagonistic force but not necessarily so, I.E: Morgana Le Fay, who was not even Arthur’s enemy in oral source material, and Baba Yaga, who was portrayed as a powerful ally Ivan Tsarevich in his quest or indirectly helped Vasillisa the Beautiful in dealing with her family or being so powerful that she could command Day, Night and the Sun.

  • @matt4735
    @matt4735 4 роки тому +2791

    "John Wick is gonna kill people for an hour and a half cuz his dog was murdered?"
    "That's right, Sir."
    "I'm absolutely ok with that to be honest. You can't mess with dogs."
    Literally my reaction to realizing the dog murder was the entire point of the movie.

    • @fayetaylor3594
      @fayetaylor3594 4 роки тому +52

      Yep. Yep to this.
      And also,
      "Doggie." 😊

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 4 роки тому +44

      The fact that that is the general consensus of the audience makes me laugh

    • @bjudah
      @bjudah 4 роки тому +7

      Lol sad because people don’t realize it’s not just about the Dog....

    • @bjudah
      @bjudah 4 роки тому +1

      Gerstein03 Ditto 🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 роки тому +9

      @@bjudah mainly about the dog

  • @sabrinathan
    @sabrinathan Рік тому +25

    Love his expression change when he hears that the dog dies.. “some people better die for that” This was amazing Ryan!!

  • @cipher88101
    @cipher88101 3 роки тому +14

    2:23 LOL I can't breathe

  • @FrantiC119
    @FrantiC119 4 роки тому +549

    "Can we at least throw a love interest in for him"
    "Oh goodness no"
    "You're making it really tough for me to ruin this thing"
    I feel like studio executives should watch this series and take notes.

    • @pakwarrior1112
      @pakwarrior1112 4 роки тому +20

      yep i like my action movies usually without love interests :)

    • @richd8907
      @richd8907 4 роки тому +22

      That was a brilliant line and so directed at the countless movies that have great concepts but throw them away so easily.

    • @DamienDrake
      @DamienDrake 4 роки тому +9

      @@pakwarrior1112 This goes for movies of any kind for me. Unless it adds anything, there's no point.

    • @pakwarrior1112
      @pakwarrior1112 4 роки тому +7

      @@DamienDrake yeah i'd rather have stuff that gets the plot going or leads to character development. Of course in the end i'll still watch a movie with a love triangle in it because the concept of said movie seems too good, but personally i wouldn't really add romance to a story where it doesn't belong :)

    • @IainMcClatchie
      @IainMcClatchie 4 роки тому +5

      I feel like this series is written for studio executives to take notes from.

  • @muzzlevelocity4397
    @muzzlevelocity4397 Рік тому +28

    Two years old and this one still cracks me the hell up! Last Christmas I played it on my phone for my brother's family. Not even knowing about Pitch Meetings and not knowning if they had even seen John Wick, they all still laughed like crazy.

  • @yanagelfand4337
    @yanagelfand4337 3 роки тому +99

    - There are these Russian mafia guys, Josef and Viggo.
    - Oh, Josef and Viggo, huh? Are those Russian names?
    - Not at all, no.
    - Well, okay then.

  • @eradian1
    @eradian1 4 роки тому +620

    LMAO "You're makin this really tough for me to ruin this." I'm crying

  • @farisabuain6832
    @farisabuain6832 4 роки тому +1483

    “You can’t mess with dogs. People like them much better than humans.” So true tho.

    • @abhay4632
      @abhay4632 4 роки тому +30

      Yeah but actually
      Kinda sad for humans. Imagine one big race loves another race not their own.

    • @TrickyTalon23
      @TrickyTalon23 4 роки тому +31

      Humans can be cruel and evil. Puppies are absolute lovers

    • @acewyrick6920
      @acewyrick6920 4 роки тому +28

      dogs don't have political views and thats why everyone likes them

    • @baranjan6969
      @baranjan6969 4 роки тому +4

      Sad story time! In some places that i dont rhink srill so it, if a dog bites you and causes a really high damage on someone thats less than 18 dog can get puniment up to dying
      Bad part:dog dies
      Good part: people probably dont do it anymore at least in countries like america

    • @ThatReadingGuy28
      @ThatReadingGuy28 4 роки тому +12

      Luke McNamara thats because dogs were genetically modified from their Wolf counterparts to be dependent slaves to humans. Funny how so many animal rights activists own a dog. Notice the word “own”.

  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 3 роки тому +31

    "You're making it really tough for me to ruin this thing"
    Sometimes, the good movies generate the best lines

  • @V1N_574
    @V1N_574 2 роки тому +20

    1:26 exactly my reaction. Best movie ever!!!

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 4 роки тому +697

    *Three States of Rage*
    1. Grief
    2. Agony
    3. _"Some people better die for that"_

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 роки тому +14

      4. Killing everyone

    • @Apollo-684
      @Apollo-684 3 роки тому +9

      5. Do a backflip snap the bad guys neck and save the day

    • @_02kaye
      @_02kaye 3 роки тому +4

      7. Wait for a sequel

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 3 роки тому +1

      @@_02kaye Repeat! But in cooler more creative ways!

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 роки тому +536

    “You’re making it hard for me to ruin this thing” I think this is the first time Ryan has hinted that he liked a movie

    • @DelusionalInsider
      @DelusionalInsider 4 роки тому +14

      It is lol

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 4 роки тому +8

      Hardly, a lot of Pitch Meetings that he did for acclaimed films end with, "well it sounds like a lot of fun" or "it seems like a pretty great movie."

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 роки тому +21

      @@windowsVD yes, but it's usually followed by a screenrant article bashing the movie.

    • @TheWickedWizardOfOz1
      @TheWickedWizardOfOz1 4 роки тому +12

      I'm suspicious of people who don't like this movie.

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 4 роки тому +8

      @@pvshka Half of those articles don't even bash the movies, but ironic twists or a reference to the often crappy sequels.

  • @prysthaea7735
    @prysthaea7735 3 роки тому +83

    "Keanu Reeves kills people for an hour and a half because his dog was murdered"
    Best elevator pitch for John Wick I've ever heard.

  • @hugosabato7662
    @hugosabato7662 Рік тому +15

    “Barely an inconvenience”makes me happy every damn time. Thanks man.

  • @jayferguson9968
    @jayferguson9968 4 роки тому +573

    "She died of being the wife of the main character in an action movie."
    "Yeah, that can be deadly."
    You got my 'like' right there.

    • @asadhollow6477
      @asadhollow6477 4 роки тому +3

      You are unworthy..... unworthy

    • @GeneralG1810
      @GeneralG1810 4 роки тому

      LOL I know right

    • @ranger9968
      @ranger9968 4 роки тому

      Didn’t she die of stage 4 cancer though

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 4 роки тому

      @@ranger9968 Which they gave her because she's the wife of the main character.

  • @TheMyrmo
    @TheMyrmo 4 роки тому +714

    "It's a mix of kung fu and shooting people in the face."
    Yes, yes it is.

  • @TheCasaresway
    @TheCasaresway 2 роки тому +24

    I'm still amazed how I can laugh at the same jokes from this guy after all these I've watched
    God bless you man.

  • @zerosumgame5700
    @zerosumgame5700 2 роки тому +3

    I just went back to watch this again. The way the smile drains off of his face about the dog is priceless. I can literally feel Ryan channeling the energy of someone who just got told the dog died.

  • @willbwhipping3072
    @willbwhipping3072 4 роки тому +1346

    “As long as the dog is ok”
    “And they kill his dog”
    “Ok some people better die for that”
    Never agreed on something more 🤣

    • @MorrahaDesigns
      @MorrahaDesigns 3 роки тому +16

      A man in the days of black and white film got relegated to forever playing a bad guy (if he got cast at all) because he kicked a dog in a film once.

    • @willbwhipping3072
      @willbwhipping3072 3 роки тому +4

      Morgana V well if he actually kicked a dog then good. He should’ve told someone he won’t kick a dog

    • @MorrahaDesigns
      @MorrahaDesigns 3 роки тому +2

      @@willbwhipping3072 I haven't seen the film so I don't know if he literally kicked it, or it was just inferred that he kicked it.

    • @willbwhipping3072
      @willbwhipping3072 3 роки тому +3

      Morgana V If he didn’t actually kick the dog then that’s sad he struggled to find work but if he did it he deserved to struggle

    • @Dragonfire1321
      @Dragonfire1321 3 роки тому +1

      @@MorrahaDesigns I mean, that is *literally* the trope name for, 'bad guy does something despicable to prove they're bad', so...

  • @ic7saysglazersout176
    @ic7saysglazersout176 3 роки тому +31

    “So John manages to kill this guy and then finds a dog and that’s it we’re done!”
    *“doggy”* ☺️

  • @zacharyberridge7239
    @zacharyberridge7239 3 роки тому +23

    Fun fact: even the original had actors from the Matrix in it. The doctor who patched up John was the Keymaker in Reloaded, and the head thug guy that got the better of John in the club and fought him after the plastic bag was an agent in Reloaded. And, of course, the directors worked on the Matrix sequels.

    • @watcherzero5256
      @watcherzero5256 2 роки тому +1

      Wasnt the film written by the stunt coordinator of the Matrix trilogy as well?

    • @zacharyberridge7239
      @zacharyberridge7239 2 роки тому +1

      @@watcherzero5256 I believe so, yes. Apparently, everyone just likes working with Keanu

  • @TenPtJackalope
    @TenPtJackalope 4 роки тому +439

    “Some people better die for that” was my exact reaction.

    • @mategov
      @mategov 4 роки тому +16

      Only right reaction.

  • @nixthelapin9869
    @nixthelapin9869 4 роки тому +453

    “Some people better die for that.”
    I never expected to emotionally agree with the producer

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 4 роки тому +7

      Oh don't worry they will

  • @Kyle-sr6jm
    @Kyle-sr6jm 2 роки тому +3

    The "killed the dog" face...your acting is criminally underrated.

  • @JeffersonMills
    @JeffersonMills 4 місяці тому +1

    “You’re making it really tough for me to ruin this thing.” LOL! ❤️

  • @warl0rdavenger820
    @warl0rdavenger820 4 роки тому +474

    "He finds a dog, and that's it we're done"
    "Doggyyy"

    • @wavingdragon
      @wavingdragon 4 роки тому +9

      Then he teams up with another assassin who has 3 dogs she is very attached to.

    • @danielcox6479
      @danielcox6479 4 роки тому +1

      @@wavingdragon that's the third movie

  • @kevinmurry8803
    @kevinmurry8803 4 роки тому +449

    Writer: "...and they kill his dog."
    Producer: (the look on his face is priceless.)

    • @ld6782
      @ld6782 4 роки тому +1

      The entire sketch *stops* for a few seconds.

  • @sethgaston845
    @sethgaston845 Рік тому +2

    *Long pause* "...Okay, some people better die for that" and "Pow, pow, pow... Pow" are some of Ryan's funniest moments. I've seen dozens of these at this point, but this is my favorite so far. Genius. 🤣👌

  • @diabeticjesus87
    @diabeticjesus87 3 роки тому +12

    "So then they kill his dog."
    "Some people better die for that."
    I approve of the doggo revenge murders.

  • @Hellgrinde
    @Hellgrinde 4 роки тому +316

    “Oh you’re making it really hard for me to ruin this thing”
    😂

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 4 роки тому +430

    “We’ll keep it going into the high seventies!”
    “What, like Fahrenheit?”
    “No, corpses!”
    “Oh, my God!”

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 2 роки тому +3

    Ryan's face when he heard John's dog didn't make it is how I felt when I saw the movie no mercy John

  • @stijnvth
    @stijnvth 3 роки тому +1

    That reaction to "and they kill his dog" ... gold! His face as well, nice. Exactly how I felt watching the movie.

  • @brianmcgloughlin7799
    @brianmcgloughlin7799 4 роки тому +314

    I think this is the first time we've ever seen the producer without a smile on his face.

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 роки тому +35

      That was so funny! XD it just dropped off and he was like ok people better die for that

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 роки тому +4

      He killed a killed a widdle pupper.

    • @kinggordoproductions6203
      @kinggordoproductions6203 4 роки тому +2

      Wreck-it-Ralph Pitch Meeting, when he wanted King Candy to look and talk like the Mad Hatter

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 роки тому +1

      @@kinggordoproductions6203 Really?

    • @kinggordoproductions6203
      @kinggordoproductions6203 4 роки тому +5

      *in a completely monotone, yet strangely-threatening voice*: “This is happening. Are you on board or not?”
      “OH my gosh, I guess I’m on board then!”
      *back to the normal cheery voice*: “Great!”

  • @splouffy
    @splouffy 4 роки тому +643

    Ryan: "Hey guys its ryan here. Hope you liked that pitch meeting..."
    Everyone else: "you know i did, pitch meetings are tight!"

    • @gustbfc3936
      @gustbfc3936 4 роки тому +1

      You have to understand I can’t like it now

  • @TheRRRoRy
    @TheRRRoRy 2 роки тому +2

    Can confirm about Baba (old woman) Yaga and Babaika (the spooky monster that parents use to scare their kids).

  • @animationkid4988
    @animationkid4988 3 роки тому +12

    He dogge 5:35

  • @JalizScanlanProductions
    @JalizScanlanProductions 4 роки тому +995

    “And then John does a backflip, snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day.”
    What about if he just shoots people point blank in the face?
    “Pow pow pow pow?”
    Wow wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +23

      I was really hoping that Producer Guy would have asked if John Wick could do a backflip and land behind that bad guy first but I guess it's in Ryan's best interest to keep his personal works separate from his Screen Rant works.

    • @AnimeZone247
      @AnimeZone247 4 роки тому +1

      @@Dargonhuman damn i was really hoping he said that, bc doing backflips, snapping back guys necks while saving the day is tight!!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому

      @@AnimeZone247 Yea yea yea!

  • @vis_viva
    @vis_viva 4 роки тому +805

    John Wick is going to kill people for an hour and a half for killing his dog? I'm absolutely okay with that.

    • @keetopuffs
      @keetopuffs 3 роки тому +7

      Proud to be your 69th like. Have a great day. Stay safe.

    • @MorrahaDesigns
      @MorrahaDesigns 3 роки тому +9

      I mean...who wouldn't be?

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 3 роки тому +3

      But also for killing his sniper friend.

    • @legolad7477
      @legolad7477 3 роки тому +1

      I am too

  • @beastyyypie
    @beastyyypie 3 роки тому +6

    "Oh! You're making it really tough for me to ruin this" This is to let you know how much he loved the movie

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 Рік тому +2

    the shift from that cheesy grin to a look of pure despair is pure *gold*

  • @tagonistknightspublishing8972
    @tagonistknightspublishing8972 3 роки тому +1010

    "They kill his dog." (long pause) "Some people better die for that..." Yeah, exactly how I felt.

    • @adamlion3495
      @adamlion3495 2 роки тому +3

      Nah i felt like they shouldnt have made a 2 hour killing cutscene three times because of the sence pf vengeace for a goddamn puppy

    • @themythicwaffle
      @themythicwaffle 2 роки тому +11

      @@adamlion3495 they should have. It was worth it

    • @adamlion3495
      @adamlion3495 2 роки тому

      @@themythicwaffle no offence but the john wick movies were forgettable , the other time i watched something forgettable was my hero academia

    • @cagedcoco1681
      @cagedcoco1681 2 роки тому +11

      @@adamlion3495 yet... you're here.

    • @adamlion3495
      @adamlion3495 2 роки тому +1

      @@cagedcoco1681 autoplay

  • @gabbifufuu5590
    @gabbifufuu5590 2 роки тому +1

    That smile slowly escaping his face is something else

  • @projjwalray-6341
    @projjwalray-6341 3 роки тому +2

    I had to rewind twice to see his reaction to "and they kill his dog"... It's priceless!

  • @user-zr6jm4ld9l
    @user-zr6jm4ld9l 4 роки тому +241

    Writer: Then John finds a dog.
    Producer: _D O G G I E_ 😍

  • @gameboy17570
    @gameboy17570 4 роки тому +421

    "She dies from an illness."
    "What illness?"
    "Being the wife in an action movie."
    "Oh yeah! I hear that can be deadly."

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba 2 роки тому +1

    Just rewatching this coz Pitch Meeting of John Wick 2 just dropped like 5mins ago... Heaven 😍

  • @kendallbrown2904
    @kendallbrown2904 2 роки тому +1

    When he says “doggy” at the end I nearly lost it 😂 😂

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 3 роки тому +4276

    You are making this tough for me to ruin this thing!

    • @saintmuerte13
      @saintmuerte13 3 роки тому +79

      Funniest thing I've heard in a long time

    • @muzammil6651
      @muzammil6651 3 роки тому +14

      Put quotation lol

    • @remliqa
      @remliqa 3 роки тому +53

      Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @GorgeDawes
      @GorgeDawes 3 роки тому +26

      Possibly my favourite Pitch Meeting gag so far.

    • @TomiSomolu
      @TomiSomolu 3 роки тому +7

      @@remliqa best line ever!

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 роки тому +432

    I really hope he does Pitch Meetings for the entire series

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 роки тому +4

      Yes!

    • @TheHimbeerjoghurt
      @TheHimbeerjoghurt 4 роки тому +13

      The problem is that basically it would be :
      So he kills a very big bunch of people in very creative, brutal and graphic ways
      But isn't that gonna be hard for him?
      Actually no... It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
      Okay then! What's the plot?
      I don't understand the question
      Alright! Not having a plot is tight!
      I really love the John Wick Movies but the "story" of the third one wasn't even worthy of a trash movie...

    • @JohnCage77
      @JohnCage77 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheHimbeerjoghurt i think second one is the lowest. Third one gives more backstory of John wick and other characters.

    • @Shadow25720
      @Shadow25720 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheHimbeerjoghurt The story of the other 2 movies is "killing people is tight" too

    • @The0Kiyubii0Kid
      @The0Kiyubii0Kid 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheHimbeerjoghurt The story in 3 was def better than 2. But if you need more of a JW fix watch The Raid and The Raid 2

  • @r3stl3ss
    @r3stl3ss Рік тому +4

    1:37 is facts

  • @Tfaonc
    @Tfaonc 2 роки тому +1

    Possibly my favorite pitch meeting, for possibly my favorite movie. You pick apart John Wick's issues very accurately, while still acknowledging how genuinely awesome the movie is overall.

  • @guidethelight3707
    @guidethelight3707 4 роки тому +661

    "unclear" is an underrated line in these that gets me every time.

    • @yap9877
      @yap9877 3 роки тому +8

      It's 'barely an inconvenience' that does it for me

    • @ssjxcloudstrife8652
      @ssjxcloudstrife8652 3 роки тому +8

      "Unclear" is very underrated. "Bare an inconvenience" is a catchphrase at this point. Love the delivery of both though.

    • @stellabelikiewicz1523
      @stellabelikiewicz1523 3 роки тому +4

      I love “Unclear,” and also the way that Producer Guy says “Huh!”

    • @nadavabudi
      @nadavabudi 3 роки тому +2

      I always wait for him to say to the producer he need him to get way off his back about this.

    • @doctorfritznoel
      @doctorfritznoel 3 роки тому

      "Why?"..."because".

  • @ghostlyarranger
    @ghostlyarranger 4 роки тому +382

    Then John Wick did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.

  • @reddragun0813
    @reddragun0813 2 роки тому +3

    "Then hes gonna find a dog and thats it we're done"
    "doggy"

  • @dresdenwarlock7978
    @dresdenwarlock7978 2 роки тому +2

    THANK you for this. As someone who's married to a Russian woman, it's impossible to watch John Wick and take it seriously knowing any amount of Slavic folklore. This screen rant bowled her over with laughter.

  • @LightningFlower5
    @LightningFlower5 4 роки тому +1041

    “So John manages to kill this guy then he finds a dog and that’s it we’re done”
    “Doggy”
    😂

    • @THEGOFER615
      @THEGOFER615 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 роки тому +14

      Doggy 🐕 🐶

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 3 роки тому +13

      Doggy :3

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 3 роки тому +5

      That was literally favorite scene

    • @Dumapower1996
      @Dumapower1996 3 роки тому +2

      Oh man don't know why I laughed so hard when he said that doggie.

  • @ronineditor9920
    @ronineditor9920 4 роки тому +296

    3:30 - Executive, "You're making it really tough for me to ruin this thing." You don't know how true this is with studio executives.

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 3 роки тому +6

      cough, Justice League, cough

  • @sangitarana8888
    @sangitarana8888 3 роки тому +1

    1:19 that was priceless

  • @LaineyBug2020
    @LaineyBug2020 3 роки тому +11

    The way his face falls when he hears the dog died is perfection...

  • @ghostfacekilla1928
    @ghostfacekilla1928 3 роки тому +516

    The way the producer guy said “doggy” so casually at the end was hilarious

  • @meaganmcolin9433
    @meaganmcolin9433 4 роки тому +396

    "She dies of being the wife of the main character in an action movie." Lol. Oh god, so true.

    • @thfpt
      @thfpt 3 роки тому +7

      Being an adopted child can be equally deadly.

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 3 роки тому +7

      Or just generally being in a positive relation with the main character

    • @robynguzman3276
      @robynguzman3276 3 роки тому +2

      "So then John manages to kill this guy and then he finds a dog, and that's it, we're done."
      "Doggy!"

    • @thetrickster240
      @thetrickster240 3 роки тому +1

      Anime Protagonist parents can relate

  • @matthewcb1970
    @matthewcb1970 Рік тому +1

    'As long as his dog is ok' - literally choked my sandwich at the next line. These are genius!

  • @troyschubert3130
    @troyschubert3130 2 роки тому +7

    When the movies so good that you basically tell the whole story haha. Loved it

  • @justinmosher8163
    @justinmosher8163 4 роки тому +303

    Screen Rant: Ryan, can you keep Screen Rant a successful UA-cam channel?
    Ryan: Actually its gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @that_guy_shawn4585
      @that_guy_shawn4585 4 роки тому +12

      @King Lurch Jokes relating to Screen Rant are TIGHT.

  • @shinigami1357
    @shinigami1357 4 роки тому +484

    “Well as long as the dog is ok”
    “And they kill the dog”
    😁😃😌🙂😑😟😠😡

  • @johnshemenski1632
    @johnshemenski1632 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao that "doggy" line at the end literally figuratively killed me

  • @nahimgudfam
    @nahimgudfam 2 роки тому +1

    2:10 this little bit of trivia actually came in in a conversation recently. Funny I found in here afterwards again

  • @jonathanw1019
    @jonathanw1019 4 роки тому +166

    That "killed his dog?" moment was the funniest moment in any Pitch Meeting to date. "Some people better die for that" was a total natural reaction, too.

    • @rabbitsfoot8
      @rabbitsfoot8 4 роки тому +5

      Yep...I've laughed at a lot of these videos but never so hard than that moment...cried laughing

    • @AR-hi1hy
      @AR-hi1hy 4 роки тому +2

      I think I've rewatched just that part about 8 times now, definitely the funniest bit he's ever done.

  • @thealaskannomad6018
    @thealaskannomad6018 4 роки тому +1362

    "Can we at least throw in a love interest for him?"
    "No, you cannot."
    "Man, you're making it really hard to ruin this thing."
    Yes I love the dog part, but this was my favorite. 😂😂😂

    • @i.o.8403
      @i.o.8403 3 роки тому +21

      I dodged watching this for so long because I really liked the movie and I didnt want to hear whats wrong with it. The bit with "you are making it hard for me to ruin this" really hit home

    • @lwivv9052
      @lwivv9052 2 роки тому +1

      I'm so torn which part was better between those two moments. I lean toward the "You're making it really hard for me to ruin this thing" as well.

    • @amusedapple4933
      @amusedapple4933 Рік тому

      When was this part

  • @bakinghermit
    @bakinghermit 2 роки тому +1

    The "doggie" part at the end was adorable

  • @SteveK139
    @SteveK139 2 роки тому

    These are FANTASTIC!!! I wish I had found these during the lock-downs

  • @Sputnik-03
    @Sputnik-03 4 роки тому +241

    I hadn't realized that he never made a pitch meeting on these movies... but it's about damn time

    • @ion_force
      @ion_force 4 роки тому +2

      He must have been saving it

    • @denimchicken104
      @denimchicken104 4 роки тому +6

      They’re almost too good to touch, honestly. Wouldn’t want to send the wrong message about them.

  • @ErikUden
    @ErikUden 4 роки тому +80

    “You're making it rough for me to ruin this thing”
    Exactly what happened during the production of this movie.

  • @blob8252
    @blob8252 3 роки тому

    The slow fade of his smile followed by “OK SOME PEOPLE BETTER DIE FOR THAT” is just the highlight of anything ever. I mean just... wow wow wow. Wow.