@@eb1638 It wasnt as bad as everyone says, Most Marvel fans are just so sensitized by the best MCU movies hat the second one isnt 100% its the worst thing ever. It had its flaws but over all a solid 7/10. It really just needed more time to flesh out the movie was to short and every scene was to quick. But Matt Smiths character saves what this movie had lmao. Id watch it one a discount day if ur theater has on (which i did) and have ur own opinion .
I think the worst part is knowing they could have made a way better movie. With less money. Also that and Jared Leto getting railed by these bad directors is so sad it's almost funny.
Remember when Ryan reynolds managed to be in blade 3, green lantern and x men origins wolverine? Jared leto is becoming the new ryan reynolds. Now we have to wait for him to make his own deadpool movie
@@lookingforlove839 Yeah, but as far as I know Ryan Reynolds wasn't one of those try hard actors who got in "zone" by being super creeps i.e. send used condoms & dead rats to cast members. In fact as of right now there have been reports of him having crew push him to the bathroom in a wheelchair. P.s. please don't think I'm insulting you. You are allowed to have your own opinions like everyone else, I just wanted to vent about Jated Leto.
@@Phasmania trying to convince yourself if something is canon or not is like trying to convince yourself that you aren't related to your sister. It may help in the moment but it doesn't change what happened.
Apparently the studio added the Spider-Man references to the trailers without the director’s input, which is why they weren’t in the movie itself. So very much false advertising.
@@AschaVovina It's always hard to know how much of the blame should actually be put on Sony rather than the individual director. Just like with WB and the DCU. In both cases there is obvious massive interference from the suits.
The biggest 'wtf' moment for me in Morbius was when Morbs needed a quick fix for blood. He got super lucky though as he was walking down the streets. A couple of paramedics were on scene at an apartment, and they were carrying blood with them (which I'm pretty sure paramedics would rarely ever just happen to have on them?) And even more fortunately, they enter the home while leaving the blood super conveniently outside on the front steps. They very easily could have continued carrying the cooler into the building with them, but they decided to leave packets of blood completely unattended like a Mark Rober glitter-bomb package. It's also weird, because this is framed as a 'morally good' way for Morbs to get his fix, as he can just swipe the blood, not having to murder anyone. ....But I suspect that in taking that blood, he probably just killed whoever it was intended for.
Do you know what happens to toads when they're hit by lightning the same thing that happens to everything else I quote storm in the first X-Men movie played by Halle Berry it's at least top three dumbest lines but the movie is fits the bill
"Kinda feels like False Advertising," "Yeah, let's do some of that, that sounds great," "Well, okay then😁" I have been binge-watching Pitch Meetings for a week now, and I am not even close to bored. This series is just absolutely amazing😂😂😂
@@Matt_Underwood welcome to the Ryan-George-verse… if you want to know more about “And then the guy did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day” or “the first guy to…” I’d strongly recommend to visit his channel
the scene when he's talking to people had me on the edge of my seat, but then he said it.. "you won't like me when I'm morbin" and I literally fell off my chair along with several other movie goers, we all rose to our feet and gave a standing ovation. a truly unprecedented, incredible moment in film history.
"...I literally fell off my chair along with several other movie goers..." I choose to interpret this as multiple people sitting in your chair, possibly you also sitting on your fellow movie-goers sitting in said chair.
It's such garbage dialogue. Also, why would Vulture think Spider-man had anything to do with him jumping dimensions, when he is aware that cosmic entities like Thanos, Thor, Captain Marvel and Doctor Strange etc. exist?
One thing I've always said about the Pitch Meeting series is, between the catch-phrase lines that provide the structure of each episode, the humor is derived from 100% valid criticisms of individual movies and the industry as whole.
@VaderxG "our species" has many that has no interest in fine tuning our capacity to describe, articulate, and explain our world. They give us over produced dung because that what many want. Or the repetition of catchphrases.
Just keep in mind that almost every movie has a bunch of minor flaws that we simply choose to ignore in order to enjoy the story (known as suspension of disbelief). I love these pitch meetings, but I would be hesitant to consider them valid movie criticism. It's entertainment that highlights continuity errors and the like and display them in a biased negative light. This could probably be done to your favourite movie as well, no matter how great the acting or cinematography or editing, etc.
@@SatieGnossienne It depends. I mean, there's suspension of disbelief and downright bad writing or acting or something. Sometimes plotholes and continuity errors are too big to ignore. Between all the gags he definitely hits on some valid points. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy the movie of course. Also, he already did it to our favorite movies lol!
@@awandererfromys1680 Oh, for sure. I didn't mean to imply that by suspending our disbelief we'll just accept any plot contrivance they throw at us. The good movies just know to limit them below a certain threshold so that it won't bother most of us (excluding the sort of people looking to nitpick :P). True, he's covered a lot of movies at this point, so makes sense that someone's favourites have been given the pitch meeting treatment. I think my personal top movies are perhaps too "boring"/serious to make fun of, although I'm scared of making it sound like I'm challenging him.... :O
Good god, could Morbius be any more "by the numbers" than this? 1) Sick protagonist invents a thing 2) Tests it on himself 3) Becomes a superhero 4) Friend does the same thing 5) Becomes a super villain that the hero has to put down 6) Friend or love interest is being followed but somehow ends up alone with hero for a talk. Are there any clichés that aren't in this thing or other clichés in this thing that I missed?
1. Medical scientist has an affliction. 2. Think bats don't have this problem 3. Thinks injecting a bat serum is a good idea. 4. It is not. 5. Brilliant doctor is transformed. 6. Doctor is now a vampire but a living blood drinker, not an undead one. 7. Doctor also gets super strength (which bats don't have), flying (which is much easier when you're bat sized) and radar and a drinking problem. Is it the story of Morbius, created by Marvel in 1971? Nope, Kirk Langstrom / Manbat, created by DC a year earlier.
8. Awkward buddy cop storyline 9. Mentor is displeased/ supports character during conflict 10. Mentor dies/gets killed during conflict 11. Set up/tease sequel
I actually want to see the porn version of this plot. That's what was missing for me in this movie. Not enough tits and ass to distract me from the horrible script.
I still can't believe that people let this movie bomb, then gaslit Jared Leto and the studio over the Internet into believing the movie was somehow wildly popular enough to re-release it, then let it bomb again. What an absolute madhouse Hollywood has become.
The other thing that bugged me about vulture showing up was that he's also now ripped away from his family. Like obviously that's not how Dr Strange's spell is supposed to work, but beyond that he seems pretty chill for a man who no longer has any access to his wife or child being out of prison as he is
@@vysharra marvel should sue Sony for ruining characters which came from the original MCU. I have a bad feeling if Knull from venom is the next thanos event, then MCU has a whole will collapse due to low quality writing from Sony's side
Off topic but I felt the same way about sandman in No Way Home. I understand he wanted to go home, but I don’t recall him ever mentioning his daughter as the reason why he wants to go home. Unless I’m misremembering
@@ankitsaikumar6866 Sony let the success of venom get to their heads...I mean they seemed to get it where fox studios did not Why not just accept the MCU into the Sony verse , like they saw how successful no Way home was , you can do separate universes while respecting the others
The aura mist that flowed off of the bat human hybrid that isnt magical in any way, shocked and confuse the shooters though, so they missed every time.
When flashpoint movie fails he will be worse. Ha first flash movie but batman in it Alright was kinda thinking this could be about the flash and his rouges, but batman always sells but him in it alright. Hay no way home sold we should do that met up with alternatve version of the flash no batman. WB look im not sure it will be good but batman always sells we will make our money back Title film loses millions
I love how Leto says he has to act insane and be awful to his coworkers while method “acting” to get his “best” performance and then he’s consistently the worst part of awful movies
Can't recall who asked it, but I rather like the question "why do we never hear about actors "method acting" as good and kind people?" ---- "consistently the worst part of awful movies"
Didn't think he did a bad job here or in Suicide Squad. He puts his all into his acting, he just has a unfortunate habit of signing onto films with shit writing and shit directing.
The "oh REALLY?" reaction is SO consistent that I would totally believe he just reused the same shot in every video if it wasn't for the fact that the producer changes wardrobe every time
It's a bad sign when even the Pitch Meeting for this movie is so forgettable that I keep coming back thinking I'm watching it for the first time. You did everything you could, Ryan. You share none of the blame.
Ryan George: “Oh yeah so now instead of being all sick and thin he’s jacked and muscular you know like a bat.” His boss: “That’s not really what bats are known for but I’m glad you’re excited.” That part already got me 🤣
This really feels like how the conversation actually went down for this. I walked away from watching the movie thinking “this guy has a goldmine in this”
No lie I like to watch movies just to see how he's going to roast them I'm not going to do it with Morbius though because of how awful everyone said it was lol
@@Never_Cook_Again exactly I thought it was pretty good even tho I get there are those that don’t like it but I also feel that people who don’t like Morbius are being a little harsh
"To bats, it's lethal. To humans, it's deadly." To chickens, it's fatal. To horses, it's destructive. To crabs, it's ruinous. To pandas, it's toxic. To salmons, it's poisonous. To gorillas, it's calamitous.
I love the part when Screenwriter Guy yells his iconic catchphrase, "It's super easy, barely an inconveniencing time!" and super easy, barely an inconveniences all over the bad guys.
"he's shredded cause of the bat DNA" killed me 😂 I think in real life vampire bats are like small and frail, even for a bat. So their DNA definitely wouldn't make you superhuman.. more likely just give you rabies 🤣
Lots of bats have pretty wimpy rear legs, mostly for hanging or climbing. Vampire bats can actually run faster on ground than nearly any other bat. As bats go, they are pretty jacked.
Screenwriter: So, we have the chance to make a cool vampire anti-hero, all we need is some blood and- Producer: Did you say blood? Screenwriter: Uhm, yes. But not that much it just establishes a more realistic sett- Producer: Nope. Can't do blood. We've killed everyone without blood thus far, we gotta keep the streak going Screenwriter: But- Producer: No blood.
Give Morbious a phobia of blood would be ironic and a good in universe reason why he hates being a vampire or killing. He would be grossed out at having to drink fake blood
In Spider-Man: The Animated Series Morbius wasn't allowed to drink blood because it was a kid's show. So he drank plasma and it was weird. If I remember correctly the plasma went through his hands.
@@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord okay, that was exaggerated to the point of hyperbole! I think people are going overboard on how bad they say the movie was. To be fair, Morbius wasn't one of those torture to watch movies, imo, just mediocre and forgettable. 🤔🙂
I get that with supernatural-origin vampire characteristics, you just have to go with it, but if a vampire story is gonna be all scientific and base it on vampire bat DNA, then it makes no sense for the hybrid dude to need human blood exclusively. Vampire bats aren’t cannibals and they feed on all kinds of critters. He could just buy the drained off blood from a beef processing company.
Can they finally abandon using science themes for superpower origins, just say instead that the cause is magic. This way i don't have to cringe every time i hear some pseudoscientific explaination
This satanic nothing just wanted to indulge in his twisted fantasy of being a vampire you see in all his interviews he takes his demonic acting to extreme....in SS he left used condoms in his other's set.
@@rafradeki The scientific angle is essential for Morbius though, hence the title "The Living Vampire". He isn't literally a vampire. Mainly known as a Spider-Man villain he kinda has to be a scientist, since Spidey's stories most times revolve around what happens when science goes too far (Doc Ock, Lizard, Green Goblin)
@@roachybill If you're gonna question why he needs to drink human blood if bats don't need to drink human blood, you might as well question a lot of other stuff that's in other super hero movies and shows that don't make sense when you look deep into it.
Well, that is Morpheus, the god of dreams, nor Mor-BE-us, who is a dude getting superpowers from normal powered bat blood, who is also kind of morbid... you know.. as opposed to getting a bat related disease like the rest of the world.
Problem is: a lot of the problems are only easy to see when the movie's done. So, ironing out the flaws can go from just small corrections in editing to rewriting the script of the film (aka requiring so much reshooting and effects to be done all over again). It's a nice idea, but doesn't usually work in practice (and test screenings basically cover a lot of that, anyway)
the thing about vulture especially hurts because adrian toomes was huge about family,. he would absolutely be much more interested in being in the same universe as his family more than anything else.
I'll take your word for it. I really liked the movie - the special effects, the physical changes in the Milo and Morbius and especially that brothers-in-arms relationship between the two of them. Oh, and their 100% different approaches to their change/cure: Milo enjoying the holy hell out of just being able to move freely is adorable, and a good way to make what happens later all the more painfull. But my goodness, those credit-scenes felt shoe-horned in.
"So then Morbuis kills a bunch of mercenaries that work for him" "Oh so he's a bad guy" "No, they're just mercenaries so it's ok that they died" "Oh, well we should repeatedly have people say that it's ok to kill mercenaries, so we know killing those guys is ok" "Yea yeah yeah"
@@newtpondskipper They should have made him be a villian and have him fight amazing spiderman at the end of the movie better tie in to bigger universe. Would be one of the few super villian movies
I know right?? Justifying what he did by saying he couldn’t control himself is one thing, but when the very police questioning him say that what he did was fine because they were only mercenaries, it’s very weird.
@@melissalonla When you fall asleep while driving killing people but luckaly everyone you hit was on the sex offender registry. Then say it was a pure accident and a good thing I did it
Just added Morbius to my list of “was anyone even watching the beginning / middle of this film when they did the edit??” flicks. Or maybe filmmakers nowadays are really fond of that ‘write two sentences and then the next person continues the story after only reading the second sentence’ game…
I'm not sure what my favorite lines are from this series beyond the obvious. I think it's "I don't know" said with a smile. "Unclear!" is a close second. This is marvelous--the worse the movie, the better the pitch meetings!
When the movie is so terribly flawed and you haven't seen it and start wondering whether he's just making a joke or did that actually happen in the movie
Trust Ryan when he says these things because they are all the exact same things me and my partner ranted about for a solid hour after leaving the theater - except he summed (most) of it up in 7 min pitch meeting. Lol
When I first saw "Milo" I was like, what's the Doctor doing here?! I know, Matt Smith finished doing the show nearly a decade ago, but he still looks like the same goofy Doctor we all love.
“Oh, man. It’s gonna be difficult to make a movie involving a Spider-Man villain without Spider-Man as good as an MCU Spider-Man movie.” “Actually, yes.” “Oh.”
The actual story is dark and good. He had no magic abilities, he had the speed and abilities of a man sized vampire bat. His metabolism had him needing to wolf down blood several times a day, but breaking into the blood banks was when he started getting caught and jumped on by Spider Man. That's when the crap started. His other issue is he has horrible time management, he'd try to wait till the last minute until he couldn't stop himself from attacking someone or a animal. And like a vampire bat, he'd cut you bad and drink his own weight in blood if he could. His issues stemmed from his obsession with his research and not wanting to take time away from his lab until he was too manic and hungry to think straight. Morbius should have a high concept adult series, a ethnically Greek actor or just someone who can portray the character right, and follow the og story. Watch the spider man animated series, the stories are so much more adult
Would have been nice if they used Curt Connors instead of the Vulture. Pretty much the same character with the same obsessions and similarly terrible results from those obsessions.
@@scarletnight4554 Bet ya dollars to donuts after the reaction to NWH they're just gonna shoehorn Andrew Garfield into this garbage universe and make him do yet another awful Sony movie.
@@ashb7 Ya m8 Sony must be Thrown in the Bin for making these Shithole Movies. They Just don't make Sense bruh. Hope the MCU Gets Andrew to do a Movie, Not Sony.
I like how both the Writer and the Producer keep saying, "We're allowed to do that," to each other, and both of them react to the other as if that's a stupid idea. Also, "What kind of bats have you been looking at?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
both of them being batshit insane (pun intended) lunatics who think they're the sane one trying to reign the other guy in is what makes this series so amazing
"We don't have to actually put it in the movie"
That is the motto this movie lived by
Haha they should of applied that mentality to the whole moive 😂
Was it that bad? I didnt even watch the movie but I needed Ryan's input to know how bad it was. Did the same with Eternals.
Not putting it in the movie is super easy, bearly an inconvenience
@@eb1638 It wasnt as bad as everyone says, Most Marvel fans are just so sensitized by the best MCU movies hat the second one isnt 100% its the worst thing ever. It had its flaws but over all a solid 7/10. It really just needed more time to flesh out the movie was to short and every scene was to quick. But Matt Smiths character saves what this movie had lmao. Id watch it one a discount day if ur theater has on (which i did) and have ur own opinion
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@person person this movie sucked and it's pathetic that you're defending it. Get a new hobby
"There's gonna be blood *everywhere!"*
"PG-13."
"There's gonna be blood sound effects *everywhere!"*
Beautiful.
That was amazing, Ryan is awsome
Hay I did the Thang
lOool
15 in the UK. No idea why ...
As an American this pisses me off so much. We are fine with 13 year olds playing COD but we can't show a man ripping other men to shreds?
Watching Pitch Meetings instead of seeing bad movies is TIGHT!
intriguing
Well its not a bad movie so stfu
Gonna guess the vast majority here will never attempt to watch this movie haha.
im saving a lot of money and time with this channel. I can keep up to date with my workmates about cinema without spending a penny on crap movies.
Literally how I watch these movies lol
"He puts her into a coma and then we never come back to that story line"
I feel that says a lot about the film and the amount of care put into it 😅
morbius really said "don't become like me, these powers are a curse," kills milo then is like "nvm these powers are cool."
I think the worst part is knowing they could have made a way better movie. With less money.
Also that and Jared Leto getting railed by these bad directors is so sad it's almost funny.
Remember when Ryan reynolds managed to be in blade 3, green lantern and x men origins wolverine? Jared leto is becoming the new ryan reynolds. Now we have to wait for him to make his own deadpool movie
Lmao
@@lookingforlove839 that sounds tight
@@lookingforlove839 Yeah, but as far as I know Ryan Reynolds wasn't one of those try hard actors who got in "zone" by being super creeps i.e. send used condoms & dead rats to cast members. In fact as of right now there have been reports of him having crew push him to the bathroom in a wheelchair.
P.s. please don't think I'm insulting you. You are allowed to have your own opinions like everyone else, I just wanted to vent about Jated Leto.
“To bats those are lethal, to humans those are deadly”
“Those are synonyms”
Synonyms in movies are tight!
Words with similar meanings in films are constricting.
I like cinnamons
Just as Pledged and Donated are synonyms now apparently.
Amber turd synonymously
@@geoffreyhhill Just like grammar used to make 😋
When Morbius's girlfriend became a vampire at the end, I literally said to my friend sitting next to me, "wow, wow, wow. Wow."
lol
Hahaha, hilarious flex. I hope he understood
Could Matt Smith travel back in time to before this version of Morbius is in pre-production?
But she died right he sucked her to death then how??
I said to my wife "Oh, vampire girlfriends are tight!" I think yours was better.. :P
"theres gonna be blood everywhere"
"pg13"
"theres gonna be blood sound effects everywhere"
"nice"
for things like this is that i love pitch meeting
The PG13 censorship jokes in "Pitch Meeting" never get old.
Easily my favorite pitch meeting joke to this day
For those who haven't seen the movie, everything he says about Vulture is his verbatim dialogue in the movie
Damn, that dialogue wouldn't even be a half-decent ad lib
No. No that had to be made up. Right?
To keep myself sane, I’m just gonna consider anything Sony tries to do with the MCU non canon
@@estefanolivares4159 nope. That’s exactly what is said
@@Phasmania trying to convince yourself if something is canon or not is like trying to convince yourself that you aren't related to your sister. It may help in the moment but it doesn't change what happened.
"That kind of sounds like false advertising"
"Yeah let's do some of that, that sounds great"
The accuracy in these meetings is stunning!
Apparently the studio added the Spider-Man references to the trailers without the director’s input, which is why they weren’t in the movie itself.
So very much false advertising.
@@AschaVovina It's always hard to know how much of the blame should actually be put on Sony rather than the individual director. Just like with WB and the DCU. In both cases there is obvious massive interference from the suits.
@@AschaVovina Playing with people's expectations is tight!!!
Jared Leto definitely redeemed himself by making the most movie ever.
@Manhog Sonic not the fourth tho
The power of deleting comments
jared leto couldn't even be the best jared in his own movie
😄😄😄😄😄NOT
It definitely is the most movie ever
"This is a different scene now so that doesnt matter anymore"
"Oh okay" 😂😂
I died 😂
I imagine Ryan George sitting in the theater shaking his head and chuckling to himself as he's scribbling down notes for Pitch Meeting.
I think I've seen Ryan chuckling to himself before. Sometimes he talks to himself, too!
Lol!
@@davidm4566 can you imagine? lol only a weirdo talks to himself
"PG 13! There's gonna be blood sound effects everywhere!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@davidm4566 Talking to yourself in public places is TIGHT!!!
every once in a while, a pitch meeting comes across where I go.... "this might be how the actual Pitch Meeting went down"
Hello
Except for the parts where the executive pays attention and asks questions
Hey! You're from that other youtube channel! I think.
They are going to need you to get ALLL the way off their back on this.
Hey reel rejects. Really hope you guys reacted to this
Phew, I was starting to think I’d actually have to SEE it!
I know right
#mobriussweep
Nah, *NEVER!!!!*
we've got your back
Saving time in life is tight
The biggest 'wtf' moment for me in Morbius was when Morbs needed a quick fix for blood. He got super lucky though as he was walking down the streets. A couple of paramedics were on scene at an apartment, and they were carrying blood with them (which I'm pretty sure paramedics would rarely ever just happen to have on them?) And even more fortunately, they enter the home while leaving the blood super conveniently outside on the front steps. They very easily could have continued carrying the cooler into the building with them, but they decided to leave packets of blood completely unattended like a Mark Rober glitter-bomb package.
It's also weird, because this is framed as a 'morally good' way for Morbs to get his fix, as he can just swipe the blood, not having to murder anyone. ....But I suspect that in taking that blood, he probably just killed whoever it was intended for.
The joy of contrivances
yeah, was thinking the same thing when I saw that
But he didn't directly remove it from a person's body, so it doesn't count. That's the rule, I guess.
Moral ambiguity is *TIGHT* !
If it happen off screen it doesn't count
*Morbius was definitely one of the movies of all time.*
So original
@@radiant3921 y'know what they say, "every thought is an original thought"
It certainly was. It also had actors in it.
I wouldnt watch this movie if Zooey Dashanel got naked in it.
@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Deschanel isn't hotter than Adria Arjona. But Adria has been naked in one or two movies......
"What kind of bats you've been looking at though?"
Producer Guy may have questionable marketing ethics but he is always asking the right questions
That was my favorite part of the video
Batman
Batfleck lol
I had the exact same thought when he became shredded from the serum. I was like i didn't know bat dna made you buff?
"Producer Guy"
Not sure if we have met a Director Guy yet?...
Have this weird feeling he may look a little similar to Producer Guy and Writer Guy.
"Every scene is a clean slate" LMAO. Another amazing pitch meeting!
- Please stop living in the past, sir!
- OK, let me stop that thing!
- Amazing!
I burst out laughing, best line ever
Vulture: "Something about Spiderman I think"
Morbius: " I don't know who that is"
"To bats, this is lethal. To humans, it's deadly."
That's the dumbest line I've ever heard.
Do you know what happens to toads when they're hit by lightning the same thing that happens to everything else I quote storm in the first X-Men movie played by Halle Berry it's at least top three dumbest lines but the movie is fits the bill
america is great... because america is good
An apple is tasty , because it's delicious
Somehow Palpatine returned?
"I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality, which would mean you are vulnerable to death!"
"Kinda feels like False Advertising,"
"Yeah, let's do some of that, that sounds great,"
"Well, okay then😁"
I have been binge-watching Pitch Meetings for a week now, and I am not even close to bored. This series is just absolutely amazing😂😂😂
It took you a week?
@@mk7893 Yes, sorry, I didn't follow Screen Rant at all, I didn't know
@@Matt_Underwood welcome to the Ryan-George-verse… if you want to know more about “And then the guy did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day” or “the first guy to…” I’d strongly recommend to visit his channel
@@janwel74 Subscribing to Ryan George is super easy, barely an inconvenience😁
@@Matt_Underwood hope you’ll enjoy it as much as I do 😄👍
God, it's so good not to have to wade through Screenrant uploads to get to the good stuff.
I know right
Ayoo
Yeah pitch meetings were holding screen rant together
I wonder how many people unsubscribed since PM made their own channel
@ Lightskins R Us you got one right here
the scene when he's talking to people had me on the edge of my seat, but then he said it.. "you won't like me when I'm morbin" and I literally fell off my chair along with several other movie goers, we all rose to our feet and gave a standing ovation. a truly unprecedented, incredible moment in film history.
I spontaneously ejaculated when he said “stand back, I’m about to Morb!”
"incredible"
That word... I don't think it means what you think it means.
"...I literally fell off my chair along with several other movie goers..."
I choose to interpret this as multiple people sitting in your chair, possibly you also sitting on your fellow movie-goers sitting in said chair.
@@brad7504 theres really no other way to interpret it
@@thomasneal9291 INCONCEIVABLE!
"You want me to spruce up some of that dialogue?" "Not even worth it." That's golden.
Watching this is 100% better than paying to actually watch the movie
Watching grass grow is 100% better than paying to actually watch the movie
It wasn't good?
@@josemv25 nope. Not at all.
@@josemv25 it’s even worse than this pitch meetings makes it out to be. Especially the pointless vulture scenes at the end.
@@danh5368 🤔 gonna have to check it out
"He has a six-pack, like a bat"
"What sort of bats have you been looking at?"
Well. . . Batman.
XD good one
lol thats exactly what I thought too
Good one, didnt think there was bats with 6packs, but i was wrong
Oh ya…I had a slightly weirder answer in my head
Baseball
My favourite part of this episode is when he said “it's pitchin' time” and then pitched all those films!
If I’m being honest, pitchin’ is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I'm pitching so hard rn
Pitching all the movies is tight!
Ma favorite part is how you tried really hard with this comment to be funny and then you weren't.
@@slovnicurling9808 my favorite part is how nobody asked for your opinion
For those wondering, yes, those are the exact lines of the mid-credits scenes in their entirety.
I was so confused at that entire part of the Pitch Meeting, you cannot be serious
It's such garbage dialogue. Also, why would Vulture think Spider-man had anything to do with him jumping dimensions, when he is aware that cosmic entities like Thanos, Thor, Captain Marvel and Doctor Strange etc. exist?
@@kingsleycy3450 They had such a perfect opportunity for a bat joke here. Seriously.
Oh wow, I have to looking for that scene and its true.
Screenwriter Guy- "Want me to spruce up that dialogue?"
Producer Guy- "No, not even worth the effort."
The way he said "those are synonyms" makes me think he felt proud of himself for knowing that and that the writers of Morbius seem to not.
One thing I've always said about the Pitch Meeting series is, between the catch-phrase lines that provide the structure of each episode, the humor is derived from 100% valid criticisms of individual movies and the industry as whole.
@VaderxG "our species" has many that has no interest in fine tuning our capacity to describe, articulate, and explain our world. They give us over produced dung because that what many want. Or the repetition of catchphrases.
Just keep in mind that almost every movie has a bunch of minor flaws that we simply choose to ignore in order to enjoy the story (known as suspension of disbelief). I love these pitch meetings, but I would be hesitant to consider them valid movie criticism. It's entertainment that highlights continuity errors and the like and display them in a biased negative light. This could probably be done to your favourite movie as well, no matter how great the acting or cinematography or editing, etc.
@@SatieGnossienne In other words, Pitch Meeting is higher quality than Cinema Sins.
@@SatieGnossienne It depends. I mean, there's suspension of disbelief and downright bad writing or acting or something. Sometimes plotholes and continuity errors are too big to ignore. Between all the gags he definitely hits on some valid points. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy the movie of course.
Also, he already did it to our favorite movies lol!
@@awandererfromys1680 Oh, for sure. I didn't mean to imply that by suspending our disbelief we'll just accept any plot contrivance they throw at us. The good movies just know to limit them below a certain threshold so that it won't bother most of us (excluding the sort of people looking to nitpick :P).
True, he's covered a lot of movies at this point, so makes sense that someone's favourites have been given the pitch meeting treatment. I think my personal top movies are perhaps too "boring"/serious to make fun of, although I'm scared of making it sound like I'm challenging him.... :O
"What kinda bats you've been looking at, though?"
"Batman"
"To bats, this is lethal. To humans, it's deadly."
"Those are synonyms."
My post-covid brain: bats = humans?
I guess the writers had a case of post covid brain as well
Well, when COVID became a thing I certainly spent a lot less time in the sun…
My friends and I left the movie saying “the Pitch Meeting for this one is gonna be awesome!” The Bat-douken was definitely the silliest part 🦇
Bat-douken sounds like a great name. I should start using it.
The Bat what?😅
@@foy5051 A Hadouken, like Ryu from Street Fighter does, except with Bats. Bat-douken
That's exactly what I called it. Such a stupid movie.
I'm finished and done with y'all mane lol
Good god, could Morbius be any more "by the numbers" than this?
1) Sick protagonist invents a thing
2) Tests it on himself
3) Becomes a superhero
4) Friend does the same thing
5) Becomes a super villain that the hero has to put down
6) Friend or love interest is being followed but somehow ends up alone with hero for a talk.
Are there any clichés that aren't in this thing or other clichés in this thing that I missed?
1. Medical scientist has an affliction.
2. Think bats don't have this problem
3. Thinks injecting a bat serum is a good idea.
4. It is not.
5. Brilliant doctor is transformed.
6. Doctor is now a vampire but a living blood drinker, not an undead one.
7. Doctor also gets super strength (which bats don't have), flying (which is much easier when you're bat sized) and radar and a drinking problem.
Is it the story of Morbius, created by Marvel in 1971?
Nope, Kirk Langstrom / Manbat, created by DC a year earlier.
7. PG-13 for broader appeal which does NOT suit the potential darkness of the material.
8. Awkward buddy cop storyline
9. Mentor is displeased/ supports character during conflict
10. Mentor dies/gets killed during conflict
11. Set up/tease sequel
I actually want to see the porn version of this plot. That's what was missing for me in this movie. Not enough tits and ass to distract me from the horrible script.
Are there other clichés you missed?
Oh dear, where to begin.
First, I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about the clichés
I still can't believe that people let this movie bomb, then gaslit Jared Leto and the studio over the Internet into believing the movie was somehow wildly popular enough to re-release it, then let it bomb again. What an absolute madhouse Hollywood has become.
They re-released it?
@@DAMfoxygrampa yup
If theirs a studio that could fall for that, it’s Sony.
The other thing that bugged me about vulture showing up was that he's also now ripped away from his family. Like obviously that's not how Dr Strange's spell is supposed to work, but beyond that he seems pretty chill for a man who no longer has any access to his wife or child being out of prison as he is
Especially when his previous iteration was so dedicated to his family, he chose a materially worse life in order to protect his family.
Dude I'm just gonna pretend this shit will be retconned
@@vysharra marvel should sue Sony for ruining characters which came from the original MCU. I have a bad feeling if Knull from venom is the next thanos event, then MCU has a whole will collapse due to low quality writing from Sony's side
Off topic but I felt the same way about sandman in No Way Home. I understand he wanted to go home, but I don’t recall him ever mentioning his daughter as the reason why he wants to go home. Unless I’m misremembering
@@ankitsaikumar6866 Sony let the success of venom get to their heads...I mean they seemed to get it where fox studios did not
Why not just accept the MCU into the Sony verse , like they saw how successful no Way home was , you can do separate universes while respecting the others
"To bats its lethal. To humans its deadly."
So are bullets
The aura mist that flowed off of the bat human hybrid that isnt magical in any way, shocked and confuse the shooters though, so they missed every time.
no bc the bat dna gives morbius powers to deflect the bullet 😎😎😎
Literally could've just shot him
To bats it's oxygen. To humans it's air.
@@Laneous14 air and oxygen aren't the same :I
I don't actually think Producer Guy has been more unhinged than in this pitch meeting
When flashpoint movie fails he will be worse. Ha first flash movie but batman in it Alright was kinda thinking this could be about the flash and his rouges, but batman always sells but him in it alright. Hay no way home sold we should do that met up with alternatve version of the flash no batman. WB look im not sure it will be good but batman always sells we will make our money back
Title film loses millions
My favorite was "Gone With the Wind," especially after it segued to "Birth of a Nation." Wow wow wow.
It's because they're part of the MCU now! *eyetwitch*
It’s because he’s a Sony Producer Guy
@@daraghokane4236 Do you see the flashpoint animation or read the comic?
"He's gonna be jacked and muscular, like a bat."
"What kind of bats have you been looking at?"
Me: Batman
Lol 😂
I was said that line wasmt said
Bats on e621
I love how Leto says he has to act insane and be awful to his coworkers while method “acting” to get his “best” performance and then he’s consistently the worst part of awful movies
Can't recall who asked it, but I rather like the question "why do we never hear about actors "method acting" as good and kind people?"
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"consistently the worst part of awful movies"
@@BeepSmile Robert Pattinson said that.
@@optillian4182 Ahhh. So it was! My thanks for the reminder.
He seems like a good chap.:)
@@BeepSmile I mean, he was the worst part of suicide squad. at least the other actors could make their characters fun to watch
Didn't think he did a bad job here or in Suicide Squad. He puts his all into his acting, he just has a unfortunate habit of signing onto films with shit writing and shit directing.
The "oh REALLY?" reaction is SO consistent that I would totally believe he just reused the same shot in every video if it wasn't for the fact that the producer changes wardrobe every time
I literally thought the same thing 😂
The different clothes are photoshopped
do you also believe they are in an office and go to different locations randomly? XD
@@streetlifeofzackandcody The secret truth is that he long ago stopped making these, and they're all scripted by GPT3 and deepfaked using old footage
@@z-beeblebrox Oh, REALLY?
Absolutely lost it when he said "Those are synonyms." 😂😂😂😂
Same 😂
It's a bad sign when even the Pitch Meeting for this movie is so forgettable that I keep coming back thinking I'm watching it for the first time. You did everything you could, Ryan. You share none of the blame.
Honestly I thought they uploaded it today. I forgot I already watched it.
same happened to me
Haha what? Same here
Same
According to my watch history I’ve seen this 3 times but I swear to Morbius it’s brand new
I involuntarily laughed when I saw “spoilers ahead.” Yeah, definitely don’t ruin this one for me buddy.
You cant spoil a movie with a totally irrelevant generic plot anyway
@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 There was a plot?
Ok
As if everyone on earth hasn’t seen this movie and helped it to earn 1 Morbillion dollars in ticket sales.
As opposed to laughing on purpose?
My favorite part was when Morbius shouted “it’s morbin’ time!” And morbed all over those guys.
Fu*k you!! I literally spit my food out when I read this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear this meme isn't funny anymore but this Made me laugh
Did he really do that 😂 ?
@@Cipher_Paul yes
It got me all morbed up watching that scene on the big screen
I love how each PM character takes turns being the voice of reason at random intervals.
This is the first pitch meeting where it genuinely feels like this was the actual pitch meeting for the movie
I don’t know, the Twilight series is pretty spot on and solid gold 🤣
What about Pirates of the Carribean 5?
Game of Thrones S8 lmao
Ryan George: “Oh yeah so now instead of being all sick and thin he’s jacked and muscular you know like a bat.”
His boss: “That’s not really what bats are known for but I’m glad you’re excited.”
That part already got me 🤣
🤣🦇💯🤧
Funny thing is, bats do have very well-developed pectoral muscles for their size.
This really feels like how the conversation actually went down for this. I walked away from watching the movie thinking “this guy has a goldmine in this”
and its also a FLOP
Just saying the guy's name is Ryan George
When Morbius said "Your licence to morb has expired" after killing the bad guy, I felt that...
I haven't seen Morbius and don't plan to, but Ryan always makes movies better.
Yeah, better to watch this than to waste Good Money on the Crap at the theater !
No lie I like to watch movies just to see how he's going to roast them
I'm not going to do it with Morbius though because of how awful everyone said it was lol
I've seen it in the theater and it was okay but my friend didn't really like
This movie is fine it's not great but it's watchable stop spreading toxicity
@@Never_Cook_Again exactly I thought it was pretty good even tho I get there are those that don’t like it but I also feel that people who don’t like Morbius are being a little harsh
"To bats, it's lethal.
To humans, it's deadly."
To chickens, it's fatal.
To horses, it's destructive.
To crabs, it's ruinous.
To pandas, it's toxic.
To salmons, it's poisonous.
To gorillas, it's calamitous.
Its harmless to snails for some reason and strangely helps fungus grow
To sharks it’s terminal
To platypuses it’s… mildly annoying.
😁😁
To Batman, its vengeance!!!!! ooops wrong comics.
@@jnemz To Batman's city, it's not the irritant the city needs or deserves.
"What kind of bats have you been looking at?"
"... Batman?"
"We don't own that."
"Whoopsie!"
I love the part when Screenwriter Guy yells his iconic catchphrase, "It's super easy, barely an inconveniencing time!" and super easy, barely an inconveniences all over the bad guys.
"he's shredded cause of the bat DNA" killed me 😂 I think in real life vampire bats are like small and frail, even for a bat. So their DNA definitely wouldn't make you superhuman.. more likely just give you rabies 🤣
Well in the comics morbious is frail and sickly looking
Or gives you covid 19
Neh. They're the only bats that do ground takeoffs.
Basically by doing pushups so beefy they jump several times their body heights.
Lots of bats have pretty wimpy rear legs, mostly for hanging or climbing.
Vampire bats can actually run faster on ground than nearly any other bat. As bats go, they are pretty jacked.
This movie looks like it was made by an old man that believed goths are just nerds that want to be jocks.
Ryan George, the only guy who can make a sentence like "those are synonyms" sound funny
I almost spit out my tea :D
Delicious!
Yeah! Making the worst post credit scene in comic book movie history is tight!
wow wow wow...wow!
Yeah yeah yeah
Yup, super easy, barely an inconvenience
What was the post credit scene? I don't care about spoilers
@@LPChipi Literally exactly word for word what he was talking about with Vulture. Literally.
The Re-release needs a pitch meeting. I want to see the execs react to the memes and go ahead with it.
yess haaha
Screenwriter: So, we have the chance to make a cool vampire anti-hero, all we need is some blood and-
Producer: Did you say blood?
Screenwriter: Uhm, yes. But not that much it just establishes a more realistic sett-
Producer: Nope. Can't do blood. We've killed everyone without blood thus far, we gotta keep the streak going
Screenwriter: But-
Producer: No blood.
Give Morbious a phobia of blood would be ironic and a good in universe reason why he hates being a vampire or killing. He would be grossed out at having to drink fake blood
@@daraghokane4236 YOU COULD BE A HOLLYWOOD WRITER MY FRIEND
In Spider-Man: The Animated Series Morbius wasn't allowed to drink blood because it was a kid's show. So he drank plasma and it was weird. If I remember correctly the plasma went through his hands.
@@qjames0077 Morbious Im clad i'm not a bat I have a fear of heights and blood. The ignore the hight thing as nobody will pay attention anyway
@@ashleydowney1222 As stupid as that seems in retrospect, I found it creepy as fuck as a kid. Those pulsing holes in his hands... *shudder*
10 seconds in and this is already better than all of Morbius.
I jammed a 'nad in the zip of my jeans earlier, and THAT was better than all of Morbius.
@@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord okay, that was exaggerated to the point of hyperbole! I think people are going overboard on how bad they say the movie was.
To be fair, Morbius wasn't one of those torture to watch movies, imo, just mediocre and forgettable. 🤔🙂
Yay! I'll just save my money for Sonic 2!!!!! 😁
@@danavixen6274 Sonic 2 is fun! If you liked the first you'll love the second.
@@munstrumridcully agreed. Didn’t deliver a whole lot, but wasn’t painful to watch
I get that with supernatural-origin vampire characteristics, you just have to go with it, but if a vampire story is gonna be all scientific and base it on vampire bat DNA, then it makes no sense for the hybrid dude to need human blood exclusively. Vampire bats aren’t cannibals and they feed on all kinds of critters. He could just buy the drained off blood from a beef processing company.
Can they finally abandon using science themes for superpower origins, just say instead that the cause is magic. This way i don't have to cringe every time i hear some pseudoscientific explaination
This satanic nothing just wanted to indulge in his twisted fantasy of being a vampire you see in all his interviews he takes his demonic acting to extreme....in SS he left used condoms in his other's set.
@@rafradeki The scientific angle is essential for Morbius though, hence the title "The Living Vampire". He isn't literally a vampire. Mainly known as a Spider-Man villain he kinda has to be a scientist, since Spidey's stories most times revolve around what happens when science goes too far (Doc Ock, Lizard, Green Goblin)
@@roachybill If you're gonna question why he needs to drink human blood if bats don't need to drink human blood, you might as well question a lot of other stuff that's in other super hero movies and shows that don't make sense when you look deep into it.
@@roachybill you could say he needs ANY kind of blood, but when get hungry and without reason is inclined to attack humans
--Me, excitedly starting to watch Morbius: "I wonder why this movie is so hated..."
--Me, 15 minutes into the movie: Oh, I get it now."
It’s nice to see Laurence Fishburne’s character in The Matrix get a stand-alone sequel
Hahahah I was so slow to this XD
Well, that is Morpheus, the god of dreams, nor Mor-BE-us, who is a dude getting superpowers from normal powered bat blood, who is also kind of morbid... you know.. as opposed to getting a bat related disease like the rest of the world.
@@TheRealNormanBates Ohhhh… boy, is my face red!
@@gregbors8364 must be all of that blood... possibly from bats.
@@TheRealNormanBates It's all the same - as long as we have some good fight scenes and a clever catch phrase, no-one will notice.
Movie studios should seriously consider hiring this dude to roast their movies pre release so they can iron out the flaws
Well, maybe revising the screenplay - that would save some production costs...
@@mechanicaldavid4827 a lot of the problems in movies are created in post, although I'm sure Morbius didn't have an impeccable script
@@dansheffield4021 Pretty sure it's got one of the shittiest scripts in recent history.
Problem is: a lot of the problems are only easy to see when the movie's done. So, ironing out the flaws can go from just small corrections in editing to rewriting the script of the film (aka requiring so much reshooting and effects to be done all over again). It's a nice idea, but doesn't usually work in practice (and test screenings basically cover a lot of that, anyway)
I swear they don’t even give a shit if it’s bad, as long as it rakes in loads of at the box office on release then they’re happy.
the thing about vulture especially hurts because adrian toomes was huge about family,. he would absolutely be much more interested in being in the same universe as his family more than anything else.
I'll take your word for it. I really liked the movie - the special effects, the physical changes in the Milo and Morbius and especially that brothers-in-arms relationship between the two of them. Oh, and their 100% different approaches to their change/cure: Milo enjoying the holy hell out of just being able to move freely is adorable, and a good way to make what happens later all the more painfull.
But my goodness, those credit-scenes felt shoe-horned in.
@@Julia-lk8jn completely agree
I loved it when Screenwriter Guy said "It's pitchin' time." and pitched all over the place. Truly one of the pitches that happened, I decided.
"To bats this is lethal to humans its deadly"
"Those are synonyms." 🤣🤣🤣
Makes me think of "It's bigger than huge, it's large"
that made me literally LOL
we literally stopped the video to finish laughing at this part before continuing on!
"Those are synonyms" had me rolling. People in the library were looking at me funny.
Appropriate place for a linguistic joke
4:11 That line is the "You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else" of this movie.
Out of all the movies ever made, Morbius was definitely one of them.
The look of genuine confusion as he says "That's from a previous scene" had me rolling.
I saw this opening night, and throughout the whole movie I kept thinking "This is going to make a great Pitch Meeting"
You forgot when he said "It's morbin' time!" That was really cool 😎
I can’t believe you left out the part where morbius said “it’s morbin time”
That's because it wasn't pitched. Morbius improvised the iconic morbin' scene and they kept it in the movie.
Finally! Someone who ACTUALLY talks about the movie itself, not just the post credit scene!
You really have a good point about the "I'm Venom" line. I swear your jokes really make a lot of sense.
“What kinds of bats have you been looking at”
One of his funniest lines ever
I kinda like to see those bats 😬
The pitch meeting was several hundred times better than the actual movie.
"So then Morbuis kills a bunch of mercenaries that work for him"
"Oh so he's a bad guy"
"No, they're just mercenaries so it's ok that they died"
"Oh, well we should repeatedly have people say that it's ok to kill mercenaries, so we know killing those guys is ok"
"Yea yeah yeah"
I repeat, "that work for him." However one was a bit of a jerk so it's OK that they all are horribly murdered. WTF.
@@newtpondskipper They should have made him be a villian and have him fight amazing spiderman at the end of the movie better tie in to bigger universe. Would be one of the few super villian movies
I know right?? Justifying what he did by saying he couldn’t control himself is one thing, but when the very police questioning him say that what he did was fine because they were only mercenaries, it’s very weird.
@@melissalonla When you fall asleep while driving killing people but luckaly everyone you hit was on the sex offender registry. Then say it was a pure accident and a good thing I did it
@@melissalonla To be fair, mercenaries are shitty people. It's in the job description.
1:28 "What kind of bats you been looking at, tho"
The perplexity on his face killed me 😅
Furry Bats
‘That’s from a previous scene’
hahaha dude you still keep these funny and fresh after all these years. Keep up the good work man!
6:27 "no, not even worth the effort" is an elite line, make it recurring please!!
"Pretty much every scene is a clean slate here" 😂 The thing I hate the most in movies: inconsistency in plot and/or character development.
Consistency is for long term relationships. Forget the wine me dine me just give me movie 🤓🍿
Just added Morbius to my list of “was anyone even watching the beginning / middle of this film when they did the edit??” flicks.
Or maybe filmmakers nowadays are really fond of that ‘write two sentences and then the next person continues the story after only reading the second sentence’ game…
Every day that Ryan George uploads a video is a good day in my book
So every Thursday?
"No, not even worth the effort" is a pretty good slogan for all Sony's marvel movies that don't have "Spiderverse" in the title.
Morbius into the spider-verse
I don't think sony realizes anything other than spiderman can be a good movie
I love that he used the EXACT dialog from the after credits scene and it sounds like something a producer would say lmao.
I'm not sure what my favorite lines are from this series beyond the obvious. I think it's "I don't know" said with a smile. "Unclear!" is a close second. This is marvelous--the worse the movie, the better the pitch meetings!
When the movie is so terribly flawed and you haven't seen it and start wondering whether he's just making a joke or did that actually happen in the movie
That happened in the movie!
Trust Ryan when he says these things because they are all the exact same things me and my partner ranted about for a solid hour after leaving the theater - except he summed (most) of it up in 7 min pitch meeting. Lol
I love how they take turns implying how ridiculous the other's idea is.
2:09 got me confused for a second, I was like "snickers commercial? no, wait, Hulk, same concept, different wording"
Actually it's the exact wording...kinda. In the Incredible Hulk, Bruce messes up his Spanish and says that exact line.
When I first saw "Milo" I was like, what's the Doctor doing here?! I know, Matt Smith finished doing the show nearly a decade ago, but he still looks like the same goofy Doctor we all love.
It doesn't help that he didn't bother to change his character or even hairstyle.
“Oh, man. It’s gonna be difficult to make a movie involving a Spider-Man villain without Spider-Man as good as an MCU Spider-Man movie.”
“Actually, yes.”
“Oh.”
I mean venom did it well enough imo,
@@lonewolf9578 Well enough, sure. But not _MCU Spider-Man_ levels of good.
@@JJ_R eh, depends on the film really, I prefer venom 1 and 2 over the first two Spider-Man films
No way home was better though
@@lonewolf9578 you hitop films subscribers always make me laugh, now go back to crying for TASM3 and spider-man 4.
@@morbiuscrystal4875 I don’t want those films, Toby and Andrew’s series ended years ago
The actual story is dark and good. He had no magic abilities, he had the speed and abilities of a man sized vampire bat. His metabolism had him needing to wolf down blood several times a day, but breaking into the blood banks was when he started getting caught and jumped on by Spider Man. That's when the crap started. His other issue is he has horrible time management, he'd try to wait till the last minute until he couldn't stop himself from attacking someone or a animal. And like a vampire bat, he'd cut you bad and drink his own weight in blood if he could. His issues stemmed from his obsession with his research and not wanting to take time away from his lab until he was too manic and hungry to think straight. Morbius should have a high concept adult series, a ethnically Greek actor or just someone who can portray the character right, and follow the og story. Watch the spider man animated series, the stories are so much more adult
Yep, I remember Morbius especially vividly from the animated series and how he faced man-spider Spiderman
Sounds like a great allegory for burnout and addiction.
Would have been nice if they used Curt Connors instead of the Vulture. Pretty much the same character with the same obsessions and similarly terrible results from those obsessions.
@S V The character is Greek.
Exec: "Keep it PG-13"
I cried while watching this movie, what a cinematic masterpiece, “It’s Morbin Time” is the single best line in all of cinematic history 💯
The pitch went like this: “It’s morbin time”
The rest is history.
Morbius in the post credits was probably thinking, "who the hell is spiderman?"
Actually since its a Sony movie, its based in New York and they show the Daily Bugle as the main newspaper, odds are he knows about Spider-Man
@@averysteffen1732 spiderman doesn't exist in the sony universe
@@scarletnight4554 Bet ya dollars to donuts after the reaction to NWH they're just gonna shoehorn Andrew Garfield into this garbage universe and make him do yet another awful Sony movie.
@@ashb7 Ya m8 Sony must be Thrown in the Bin for making these Shithole Movies. They Just don't make Sense bruh.
Hope the MCU Gets Andrew to do a Movie, Not Sony.
I like how they are always so welcoming and supportive in these pitch meetings, the movies must be really good
I like how both the Writer and the Producer keep saying, "We're allowed to do that," to each other, and both of them react to the other as if that's a stupid idea.
Also, "What kind of bats have you been looking at?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
both of them being batshit insane (pun intended) lunatics who think they're the sane one trying to reign the other guy in is what makes this series so amazing
I think Bat....man is the only answer. Since he's usually pretty shredded!!!
You gotta make a morbius re-release pitch meeting that would be hilarious