John Wick: Chapter 2 Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to John Wick: Chapter 2!
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    The first John Wick film starring Keanu Reeves was a surprise hit in 2014. Wick’s no-nonsense “gun-fu” fighting style mixed with the mysterious world-building and the satisfaction of seeing someone get revenge for a puppy really struck a chord with audiences, making John Wick Keanu Reeves’ most popular movie since The Matrix trilogy. Naturally, they had to make some sequels. They had no choice in the matter.
    John Wick: Chapter 2 definitely raises some questions though. Like why did John think leaving the life in exchange for something that could bring him back at any time was a good move? Why did Santino want to hire the boogeyman, when the job consisted of walking through a secret tunnel? And why hire him of all people if he knew he was going to double-cross him? Is anybody in this world NOT an assassin? What was with that whole seven bullets scene? Does the dog think they’re just going for a run?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to John Wick: Chapter 2! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @notme222
    @notme222 2 роки тому +3687

    Just clicked in. 169 views and 154 upvotes. That's a loyal audience!

    • @Aymenadhami
      @Aymenadhami 2 роки тому +50

      1.5 k in 5 minutes!

    • @vt_sandman3392
      @vt_sandman3392 2 роки тому +73

      We don't even have to watch to know it's gold 💯

    • @andruulrich4021
      @andruulrich4021 2 роки тому +104

      Loyal audiences are tight

    • @iowa89357
      @iowa89357 2 роки тому +10

      2.7 views, 1.3 likes

    • @Hippienolic2
      @Hippienolic2 2 роки тому +40

      Zero dislikes wow wow wow

  • @Regelos
    @Regelos 2 роки тому +4053

    "Why would they blow up the dogs house" is a line that almost killed me this week.

    • @allinkid
      @allinkid 2 роки тому +42

      the Tilda Swinton after that too... lost it

    • @JeffreyBCampbell
      @JeffreyBCampbell 2 роки тому +36

      If it's John's house, wouldn't it also be the dog's house? So, he was right.

    • @Playingwith3D
      @Playingwith3D 2 роки тому +5

      ya, that one got me right in the funny bone too.

    • @MrTimequake
      @MrTimequake 2 роки тому +8

      OH. Be careful there are a lot of assassin's around

    • @axaaril
      @axaaril 2 роки тому +5

      Same, I'm working and started laughing like crazy 😅

  • @BirbalBonifaceMusoba
    @BirbalBonifaceMusoba 2 роки тому +3149

    "There's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" that just made my night

    • @gibolanzarrote
      @gibolanzarrote 2 роки тому +25

      Oh yeah, look at that...
      Oh whoops!

    • @TechDove
      @TechDove 2 роки тому +21

      Can you explain what this joke means? Idk who that even is

    • @patrickstewart3446
      @patrickstewart3446 2 роки тому +20

      “What?”
      😁

    • @enigma13ff
      @enigma13ff 2 роки тому +31

      @@TechDove It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @LongLiveRahl
      @LongLiveRahl 2 роки тому +10

      @@gibolanzarrote Whoopsie!

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 2 роки тому +2772

    "Is anyone NOT an assassin?"
    "John Wick's dog -- he's not an assassin."
    "Oh, what a good boy!"
    "For now..."
    That made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video!

    • @92ross
      @92ross 2 роки тому +4

      100

    • @-VaLaK
      @-VaLaK 2 роки тому +8

      I'll take things that never happened for £100 please Bob 👍

    • @bogdananicescu6051
      @bogdananicescu6051 2 роки тому +4

      Mee too. Right there. I was in the subway actually

    • @omartaj7010
      @omartaj7010 2 роки тому +2

      Haha same

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff 2 роки тому +21

      @@-VaLaK Yes, because someone laughing hard at a funny line in a video is _so_ hard to believe and can never happen in any way, shape, or form.

  • @mintyblur
    @mintyblur 2 роки тому +253

    "Winston's like yeah that's a marker you gotta do whatever this guy says"
    "And John doesn't already know this?"
    "He does yeah, but the audience doesn't"
    "Oh very thoughtful of him!"

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 2 роки тому +2767

    "Is anybody NOT an assassin?"
    "Uuuuh... John Wicks dog, he's not an assassin... for now"
    I now need a movie about the dog being an assassin

    • @newdefsys
      @newdefsys 2 роки тому +199

      Assassin Dog, tagline: Who's a good boy

    • @simplegarak
      @simplegarak 2 роки тому +149

      Um... spoiler alert for John Wick 3.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 2 роки тому +46

      @@simplegarak Oh, whoops

    • @ScreenRant
      @ScreenRant  2 роки тому +250

      That would be the best one!!

    • @KinoTurk
      @KinoTurk 2 роки тому +18

      Big Mouth did it

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 роки тому +1942

    A universe where everyone’s an assassin is like the Ryanverse but with assassins.

    • @Dampfaeus
      @Dampfaeus 2 роки тому +32

      I am pretty sure the Ryanverse is like a Ryanverse but with assassins.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 2 роки тому +19

      Then again, if everyone in the Ryanverse are assassins, we probably wouldn't know

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 2 роки тому +20

      He did hire that guy to do a murder on someone…

    • @thehumanspider7
      @thehumanspider7 2 роки тому +5

      @@DS-tv2fiBut that guy thought it was a travel agent situation.

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 2 роки тому +5

      @@thehumanspider7 And the fact that the work day ended before the job got done.

  • @thebiowatchlist
    @thebiowatchlist Рік тому +107

    "How would she have..."
    "There was no way."
    These pitch meetings are genius.

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 2 роки тому +245

    I love these. "Well he's very good at hitting his target so he knows what he's doing." and then the reply with, "Oh no he misses." Had me laughing so much xD the silencer part of the movie is just absolutely ridiculous lol

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 2 роки тому +839

    I never thought about the dog having a good time at the end.
    This information has improved the ending significantly.

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 2 роки тому +24

      So your expectations were... subverted.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 2 роки тому +27

      I haven't even seen the movie, and yet this information has improved my opinion of it.
      He probably missed John so much! And now John is taking him on a run! Yay!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому

      We do Old Yeller/ But like Memento.

    • @siegfriedmordrake3229
      @siegfriedmordrake3229 2 роки тому +1

      You can feel the jolliness in his step

    • @JDazell
      @JDazell 2 роки тому +9

      I feel like I want to watch the whole movie from the dog's perspective.

  • @glassbakeware
    @glassbakeware 2 роки тому +1181

    "They're called silencers so it makes the guns entirely silent"
    "I don't think that's how suppressors work"
    "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about this"

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 2 роки тому +55

      "Let me suppress my opinion on this scene."
      "See! Silence!"

    • @malcolmcox18
      @malcolmcox18 2 роки тому +19

      Maybe it's some type secret black market fully silenced silencer and bullets 🤣🤣

    • @Alexagrigorieff
      @Alexagrigorieff 2 роки тому +9

      @@hassathunter2464 "Silence!!!" - Frau Farbissina

    • @lwivv9052
      @lwivv9052 2 роки тому +25

      I appreciate someone actually mocking the absurd level of noise suppression silencers/suppressors are always shown as having in TV and Film. It's like people falling 10 stories but surviving because they landed in water. Tropes SO not based on anything remotely approaching reality, yet used ALL the time and almost never subverted.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 2 роки тому +2

      silince! i keel you! -achmed

  • @darcyrix-hayes8725
    @darcyrix-hayes8725 2 роки тому +186

    I appreciate you harping on the flash mob moment and that basically everyone is an assassin. It's a cool universe but sometimes too silly!

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 Рік тому +6

      It's awesome but not nearly as good as Nobody. Nobody is far more realistic.

    • @coloredgentleman
      @coloredgentleman Рік тому +2

      I really wanted to like this, but I have a thing about double numbers. 😐😐

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 Рік тому +1

      @@coloredgentleman Like 2?

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 2 роки тому +150

    "Well, that explains the Six Flags ban..." LOL!!!

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +5

      I heard there's a ride there that does a backflip.
      It snapped a guy's neck once.
      Or so Dave would say.

    • @carl-magnuscarlsson7713
      @carl-magnuscarlsson7713 2 роки тому +1

      So , John wick is a parody.?

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@carl-magnuscarlsson7713 No, Matrix is Zap. And Captain Jack is parrotty. Er...piratey.

  • @neonswitchblade
    @neonswitchblade 2 роки тому +408

    After 260+ episodes, it still boggles my mind when I see a new Pitch Meeting of a recent, popular movie. I'm like, "Wait, that movie hasn't been done yet!?"

    • @JasonON
      @JasonON 2 роки тому +20

      I want to see some on older classic movies: Jaws, The Terminator, Predator, Star Wars, etc. That would be tight!

    • @neonswitchblade
      @neonswitchblade 2 роки тому +3

      @@JasonON Absolutely! Could dress the part. Should be super easy...

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 2 роки тому +2

      @@JasonON He did Star Wars already.

    • @JasonON
      @JasonON 2 роки тому +2

      @@Interestking okay, then ... Conan the Barbarian. It doesn't matter as long as some older flicks are covered. How about Inner Space? Or, Flight of the Navigator or Mars Attacks. Oh my gods, I'd love to see someone cover Mars Attacks.

    • @ghosttheripper8656
      @ghosttheripper8656 2 роки тому +1

      @@neonswitchblade … barely an inconvenience

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko 2 роки тому +832

    “In the first movie they killed his dog and in this one, they blow up his house.”
    “Why would they blow up the dog’s house?”
    🤣 I laughed way too hard at this.💀

    • @jakob7211
      @jakob7211 2 роки тому +6

      That's indeed Ryans humor an I love it

    • @jackburton5
      @jackburton5 2 роки тому +4

      Me too absolutely loved it, I was crying 😂

    • @charlesthomas9294
      @charlesthomas9294 Рік тому +4

      It's a classic setup, but perfectly delivered.

  • @jeffreytackett3922
    @jeffreytackett3922 2 роки тому +341

    "Of course. I've seen movies."
    This is an astoundingly deep and descriptive phrase, which managed to relay a tremendous amount of information with just 5 words. Bravo.

  • @shekharpandey1740
    @shekharpandey1740 2 роки тому +56

    2:26 "This guy is vey good for funeral industry"
    This literally caught me of gaurd😂😂😂

  • @AlejandroLZuvic
    @AlejandroLZuvic 2 роки тому +2294

    "They could swing an election"
    "Like with a strategic political assassination?"
    "No, just sheer numbers"
    I'm dying LOL

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 2 роки тому +29

      It would explain that should-be gap in the Presidential Hall of Portraits. Donaldites nearly killed the world and assassinated common decency.

    • @soraceant
      @soraceant 2 роки тому +64

      @@alm2187 please just shut up. Nobody cares

    • @cordelial.6249
      @cordelial.6249 2 роки тому +29

      @@alm2187 XD And now you have the "most popular President" with 38% approval rating.... Yup, it was Trump who cheated

    • @TheTinkeringMachinist
      @TheTinkeringMachinist 2 роки тому +26

      @@cordelial.6249 Lol try 22% in the last poll... its dropping by the hour.

    • @thelegend8153
      @thelegend8153 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheTinkeringMachinist eesh, it's been less than a year

  • @queendsheena1
    @queendsheena1 2 роки тому +251

    "This guy is great for the funeral industry." Love this show.

    • @Wolf-ln1ml
      @Wolf-ln1ml 2 роки тому

      Yeah, for the whole 5 morticians worldwide who aren't assassins 🤣

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD. 2 роки тому +54

    4:25 "They're both in another movie together!" "They sure are, sir!" That double nod/bow he does always gets me! 🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +491

    "John Wick's dog, he's not an assassin"
    "For now"
    Who knows, it's more possible, than not in this universe.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 роки тому +5

      I'm pretty sure I already saw him using dogs to ill ppl in the JW3 trailers

    • @ofAwxen
      @ofAwxen 2 роки тому +8

      Halle Berry's dogs are assassins so it's only a matter of time.

    • @nathannix3217
      @nathannix3217 2 роки тому

      First time I’ve seen a reply thread of yours that isn’t in the triple digits

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV 2 роки тому

      @@yourmum69_420 lol what have you not seen the movie

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +2

      Aint nothin in the rule book sez a dog can't play in the Assassin's League.

  • @diondwamena6667
    @diondwamena6667 2 роки тому +343

    When he said Tilda Swinton on the turntables, they looked so alike I actually checked the cast list of John Wick: Chapter 2 to see if she was actually in the movie. You may not have meant to but you got me good Ryan... you got me good.

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 2 роки тому +16

      Well, she played with him in “Constantine”, which also had some action, so she’d do a cameo, I guess.

    • @Malthizar
      @Malthizar 2 роки тому +18

      Getting people good is *TIGHT*

    • @aikhangchong9450
      @aikhangchong9450 2 роки тому

      @@Malthizar s

    • @3DMasterST
      @3DMasterST 2 роки тому +3

      Sometimes known people are making cameo in the films without being listed in the credits.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 роки тому +4

      The DJ isn't credited on IMDb, so possibly it is Tilda.

  • @FreeStyle786
    @FreeStyle786 2 роки тому +201

    (3:47) “…guns with silencers still make a decent amount of noise”… I totally blame Hollywood for the misconception that a silencer on a gun only makes a small PEW sound

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 2 роки тому +28

      If that! I love how a pillow can do the same thing.

    • @FreeStyle786
      @FreeStyle786 2 роки тому +26

      @@scottslotterbeck3796 ahh yes the pillow… the best make-shift silencer; so good you wouldn’t even hear a shotgun firing

    • @drshoe8744
      @drshoe8744 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, I guess if you use enough Lube, you can't hear the slide racking, but what about the empty cartridges being ejected and the brass hitting the floor? Oh Wait, yeah, Pillows again!

    • @DeusVultGamer
      @DeusVultGamer 2 роки тому +24

      Which bothers me more knowing how accurate the gunplay was depicted in the first John Wick.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 2 роки тому +9

      @@DeusVultGamer chapter 3 has realistic water shooting

  • @ppunion
    @ppunion 2 роки тому +54

    "Let's not go over the top with the 3rd one!"
    That had me laughing so hard that I got winded. I love the pitch meeting videos.

  • @DominickRuocco
    @DominickRuocco 2 роки тому +75

    I can't get enough of these Pitch Meeting's. Waiting for the "Super easy. Barely an inconvenience." is always my favorite part.

    • @db336
      @db336 2 роки тому +1

      Waiting is TIGHT!

    • @omegarugal9283
      @omegarugal9283 Рік тому

      my personal favorite is nuns are tight... cause is true

  • @naamadossantossilva4736
    @naamadossantossilva4736 2 роки тому +166

    "block off access to normal civilians"
    Do these even exist in the John Wick world?

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 2 роки тому +28

      normal civilians just aren't assassin's yet.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +5

      The Reserve Assassins Corps(e)?

    • @siegfriedmordrake3229
      @siegfriedmordrake3229 2 роки тому +22

      Plot twist : everyone is an assassin and they're all living in a virtual world controlled by machines. At the end, John drives a bus 100 miles per hour downtown and goes surfing

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 2 роки тому +6

      @@siegfriedmordrake3229 That is barely a plot twist at this point. It just how how the John Wick world works.

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 2 роки тому +4

      @@siegfriedmordrake3229 the real twist being a time travelling phone booth to just before his dog gets killed

  • @Horatius333
    @Horatius333 2 роки тому +362

    Ryan George's skits are one of the few pleasures left untouched on UA-cam.

    • @imdonglkr8131
      @imdonglkr8131 2 роки тому +26

      Pleasures are tight!!

    • @jainalmiraz5409
      @jainalmiraz5409 2 роки тому +7

      @@imdonglkr8131 hmmmmmmmm

    • @RyanLaFevre
      @RyanLaFevre 2 роки тому +8

      I bet youtube execs were just watching Ryan George videos when they decided to remove the dislike count. They just thought, "What's the use of a counter that only goes up to zero? Let's just get rid of that thing.

    • @imdonglkr8131
      @imdonglkr8131 2 роки тому +4

      @@RyanLaFevre another Ryan commenting on another Ryan's videos is tight!!!

    • @CASPB
      @CASPB 2 роки тому

      Correct😊

  • @madsam7582
    @madsam7582 10 місяців тому +4

    Tilda Swinton looking like a Hyperactive mop.
    -What??
    I laugh every time.

  • @Philaster3000
    @Philaster3000 Рік тому +2

    You absolutely nailed it. I watched this movie thinking "Is everyone in New York an assassin?"

  • @mlt9801
    @mlt9801 2 роки тому +580

    “John Wick’s Dog, He’s Not An Assassin”
    “Awe, Good Boy”
    “Fur Now”
    I see what you did there

  • @AnimationGoneWrong
    @AnimationGoneWrong 2 роки тому +348

    OMG... hilarious!
    "It's like bumper cars, but with murder."
    "It there any other kind?"
    "Yes".

    • @MentalAmanda
      @MentalAmanda 2 роки тому +17

      I've been doing it wrong my whole life.....

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +1

      There's Blindperson's Bumpercars of Manslaughter

    • @georgeblair3894
      @georgeblair3894 2 роки тому +2

      "That explains the Six Flags ban"

  • @mr.wilson9941
    @mr.wilson9941 2 роки тому +21

    This movie had extreme "vampire the masquerade" vibes. An underground organisation that secretly controls everything, safe houses Where killing is an absolute no go, blood hunts, a network of spies and informants living in the sewers, exclusive parties in some ruins in rome. I dont know if this is a coincidemce but these things make John wick 2 my favourite of the series.

    • @siegfriedmordrake3229
      @siegfriedmordrake3229 2 роки тому +3

      You know what? I never thought about that but you're totally right!

    • @mikerivers7559
      @mikerivers7559 Рік тому

      Hey good call! I never realized that! And I even watched the TV show back in the 90's.

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 2 роки тому +6

    3:16 Hey. Hey. Hey. It's called a hobby.

  • @ethansomething9365
    @ethansomething9365 2 роки тому +380

    “Well then John shoots santino in the head at the continental which is not allowed in the world of assassins”
    “Oh yeah why’d he do that?”
    “To set up the next movie!”
    “Well that’s thoughtful of him.”
    Perfect... absolutely perfect 😂

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 2 роки тому +106

    Ryan: "Some people keep asking me if I'm back. Well, I guess I'm back!"
    Wow wow wow!

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 2 роки тому +2

      I'll get off your back about it then!
      I wasn't actually one of the people asking Ryan, but I couldn't pass up such a perfect opportunity.

  • @craycrayirl9492
    @craycrayirl9492 2 роки тому +18

    This was one of my favorite Pitch Meetings. It’s amazing to me that Ryan can keep making these every week and the quality never drops off.

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 2 роки тому +2

      Idk, I feel like he could've riffed on a lot more stuff in this movie. Like the fact that the assasin chick is deaf apparently and that doesn't hinder her or anything. A bunch of fun moments was skipped as well, like the gun sommelier scene.

    • @andrewfrankovic6821
      @andrewfrankovic6821 Рік тому

      @@inr9751 Paying attention is frightfully hard work.

  • @SunnyGoodbye
    @SunnyGoodbye 2 роки тому +3

    5:03 something about the way he says "me too" is just so funny

  • @DrFOJ
    @DrFOJ 2 роки тому +393

    "Is anyone not an assassin?"
    "John Wick's dog, he's not an assassin...."
    "Oh good boy"
    "......for now"
    "What?!"
    This is not the kinda clip you wanna watch when you're having a drink

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 2 роки тому +6

      And there is at least one lethal attack dog in the third one so it comes close to coming true.

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 2 роки тому +3

      Snorting a drink through your nose due to laughter is tight.

  • @brianlindstrand934
    @brianlindstrand934 2 роки тому +26

    "Of course, I've seen movies."
    Perfect.

  • @jackjackmckean3791
    @jackjackmckean3791 2 роки тому +9

    Your pitch meetings are the only videos that poke holes into my favorite movies while still being hilarious and entertaining. Thank you Ryan, genuinely.

  • @charliestackhouse6564
    @charliestackhouse6564 2 роки тому +21

    How does he literally never miss with these pitch meetings 😂

  • @sauditate4562
    @sauditate4562 2 роки тому +74

    gunsmith:
    "how many guns do you need"
    director:
    "YES!"

  • @HriskataXcell
    @HriskataXcell 2 роки тому +85

    "The lighting is crazy, there's a bunch of people, there's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" that line with the clip had me literally laughing out loud!
    Great work as always Ryan!!

  • @CarterDeLeo
    @CarterDeLeo 2 роки тому +6

    6:12 there's no need to block off access to normal civilians when everyone on Earth is an assassin!

  • @chrislandrum4032
    @chrislandrum4032 2 роки тому +10

    This guys consistency to be so on point is unprecedented. And kudos for not switching up over the years, I’m super addicted to your videos and I got all my friends on your channel now, which to be honest is like 6 people.

  • @chrisfitch972
    @chrisfitch972 2 роки тому +51

    "couldn't he just fight someone with his hands and take their gun?"
    "Irrelevant!!"
    "I mean it's kind of relevant..."

    • @thelisanalgaib9702
      @thelisanalgaib9702 2 роки тому +2

      or use a couple of pencils laying about

    • @BWintJack
      @BWintJack 2 роки тому +1

      I feel like that exchange is iconic - Ryan should include it regularly.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +2

      Well it's not _not_ relevant.

  • @Dreadroberts
    @Dreadroberts 2 роки тому +104

    "Ohhh, it was a book this whole time."
    "No it wasn't so at the beginning of the movie--"
    I'm fucking dead.

  • @Blocparty01
    @Blocparty01 2 роки тому +6

    Best part is knowing that John's dog probably had a good time at the end.

  • @clank1013
    @clank1013 2 роки тому +5

    "why would they blow up the dogs house?" had me dying! LOL

  • @truththatlies
    @truththatlies 2 роки тому +129

    That producer line "oh really??" After writer's "super easy, barely an inconvenient" is so funny to me 😆😂😆

    • @alphabetsoup6681
      @alphabetsoup6681 2 роки тому +6

      It’s made its way into daily conversation at my house

    • @elisa9833
      @elisa9833 2 роки тому +2

      It gets me every time!

  • @MatiZ815
    @MatiZ815 2 роки тому +41

    The writers of John Wick took Michael Scott's advice to heart:
    "Think about this: what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. You just can't"

  • @RichBaker
    @RichBaker 2 роки тому +10

    I am a huge fan of your work. I rewatch pitch meetings and the sketches on your channel regularly as comfort viewing.
    If you're ever in the mood to lambast a classic sci-fi, I recommend 1986's The Running Man. Its got so much to skewer. One of my all time favorites.
    Regardless, thank you for all your work. It means a lot to so many of us.

  • @malcelinho
    @malcelinho 2 роки тому +1

    I love when Producer Guy gets excited, like when he's talking about the secret mainstream organizations

  • @pwolfie8603
    @pwolfie8603 2 роки тому +22

    1:17 the sincerity of that line makes it 10x funnier

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 2 роки тому +61

    "So then we're going to have this funny scene where they're shooting at each other with silencers and everyone around them's completely oblivious!"
    "I mean, guns with silencers still make a decent amount of noise."
    "This is New York, sir, they've seen everything. You could ride a horse down the street there and no one would bat an eye!"

    • @RoyWiggins
      @RoyWiggins 2 роки тому +18

      yes the movie is much better if you decide that in its universe, New Yorkers are just so used to assassins running around everywhere that they can't be bothered to react

    • @jpesmar
      @jpesmar 2 роки тому +6

      @@RoyWiggins So, New York is really just Chicago? Got it.

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 2 роки тому +3

    The cut at "because he's an assassin too." was perfect

  • @GS-lq2is
    @GS-lq2is 2 роки тому +1

    3:22 - the "huh!"s are priceless

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 2 роки тому +214

    I enjoyed learning more of producer guy's murderous backstory.
    Backstory is tight.

    • @havelockvetinari3032
      @havelockvetinari3032 2 роки тому +12

      I believe both have canonically killed someone.

    • @Hennerz177
      @Hennerz177 2 роки тому +17

      @@The_Muffin_Man Whoopsie!

    • @laufsteakmodel
      @laufsteakmodel 2 роки тому +18

      I hope their alibis are tight

    • @ceilinh6004
      @ceilinh6004 2 роки тому +2

      @@laufsteakmodel I see what you did there. Well done.

    • @Wolky324
      @Wolky324 2 роки тому +6

      When he buys Canada he can flee there and take away extradition

  • @han090
    @han090 2 роки тому +22

    Riding a horse was one of the most grounded things that happens in that movie!

  • @Storm-zm9pp
    @Storm-zm9pp 2 роки тому +1

    “Homeless People Assassin Network”
    So many good uses for this line

  • @JonatanKipKipowsky
    @JonatanKipKipowsky 2 роки тому +4

    Best line: ”Is anyone NOT an assassin..?” 😂

  • @cutlet7127
    @cutlet7127 2 роки тому +18

    The "There's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" caught me off guard.

  • @Matej_Sojka
    @Matej_Sojka 2 роки тому +135

    Actually the seven bullets does come into play. The eight bullet would have killed Santino in the museum but because John Wick did not have another shot to reload the fight went all they way to continental and John was excommunicated because of it.

    • @BSOBN
      @BSOBN 2 роки тому +21

      Also it comes into play as the penance that Bowery King has to pay - 7 Cuts.

    • @deaconstjohn4842
      @deaconstjohn4842 2 роки тому

      Stil don’t get it

    • @izhamsham843
      @izhamsham843 Рік тому

      @@BSOBN In hindsight, Bowery King should just have given John 2 bullets. Well, one bullet would be the second least painful, but that would be just bad story writing.

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 Рік тому +2

      @@deaconstjohn4842 If he had one more bullet he wouldn't have killed Santino in the hotel thus he wouldn't have gotten excommunicated.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Рік тому +2

      he shot so many times in between then though

  • @camerongalloway518
    @camerongalloway518 2 роки тому +2

    2:33 just noticed Ryan's been standing this whole time

  • @1skcusebutuoy1
    @1skcusebutuoy1 2 роки тому +1

    I cracked up at "Tilda Swinton on the turntables"

  • @ryza1014
    @ryza1014 2 роки тому +21

    "That explains the 6 Flags ban..."
    "You might be going to jail."
    Nearly spit my drink at my computer screen lol.

  • @crashh9270
    @crashh9270 2 роки тому +3

    Not sure why but the “Ohhhh so it was a book this whole time” line just makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @cpljimmyneutron
    @cpljimmyneutron 2 роки тому +3

    3:50 I was so hopping you would get this correct when you started to say it. Guns with "silencers" still make a ton of noise, because silencers do NOT exist. Suppressors do, and they are capable of taking a gunshot sound from deafening, to eardrums have a chance of surviving loud. Seriously, a gunshot is about 180db, with a suppressor it is still at least 150db. For once I want a movie to get this correct.

  • @ignaciotaborda6538
    @ignaciotaborda6538 2 роки тому +21

    5:22 I love this face and the tone in it, it transmits perfectly the "poor thing didn't even have a chance"

  • @ComboSmooth
    @ComboSmooth 2 роки тому +13

    I also had a "wtf?" face on when Ruby Rose who is about half Reeve's size turned out to be the final henchman, but then pretty quickly K-Reeves just picks her up and just chucks her through a mirror.

  • @KCWilliam
    @KCWilliam 2 роки тому +1

    18 Again... my favorite as a child.

  • @freakadelic7495
    @freakadelic7495 2 роки тому +5

    Ought to have included:
    "He goes through this concert shooting guys who don't shoot at him UNTIL they're in frame."
    "Why not?"
    "Cuz then he'd be dead already if they shot at him while safely further away from him and the movie would be over."
    "That works!"

  • @randomcomentor16
    @randomcomentor16 2 роки тому +60

    I still think we need a pitch meeting of the movie 'The Room'

    • @anotherone7924
      @anotherone7924 2 роки тому +2

      Yes, please! 😂😂😂

    • @PuppyMonsters
      @PuppyMonsters 2 роки тому +12

      Why would you make Ryan watch that? What has he ever done to you?

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 2 роки тому +7

      That might take an hour to break down all the inconsistencies, but I’d absolutely love it. Otherwis

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 2 роки тому +3

      @@EMurph42 opposite of a problem

    • @jamesmontgomery8347
      @jamesmontgomery8347 2 роки тому +2

      You are my rose 🌹

  • @neoluthuli3254
    @neoluthuli3254 2 роки тому +15

    "It was a book this whole time"
    That why he is a literally God in this movie

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo 2 роки тому

    Tilda Swinton on the turntable, "what?" 🤣 lmao

  • @joshuakincaid8238
    @joshuakincaid8238 8 місяців тому

    At 5:20 - 5:23 I love how he's just like there was no way. Somtimes use that phrase and think of this.

  • @lifotheparty6195
    @lifotheparty6195 2 роки тому +46

    “The dog’s probably having a pretty good time.”
    The only thing that matters

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh 2 роки тому +16

    Producer Guy’s home life is a straight up nightmare.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 2 роки тому +2

      Worse. His nightmares repeat, as in _Groundhop Day_
      They're on Cthuloop.

  • @krisloveschicken3939
    @krisloveschicken3939 2 роки тому +2

    4:12 lmao

  • @mrinalkantimishra1618
    @mrinalkantimishra1618 2 роки тому +1

    Just saw the movie yesterday and was searching for this video. Great job.

  • @BravoHalcyon
    @BravoHalcyon 2 роки тому +14

    These two have some of the best on-screen chemistry I've ever seen! When they're talking it almost seems like they are one.

  • @donb4794
    @donb4794 2 роки тому +7

    "There is Tilda Swinton on the turntables". Noooo man why is Ms Swinton catching strays Lmao

  • @michaelgriger586
    @michaelgriger586 2 роки тому +1

    "It's like bumper cars, but with murder!!"
    Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

  • @Kaushal71
    @Kaushal71 2 роки тому +5

    0:53 Santino said if you had stayed retired I would have respected ,this means because John was on hunt in first movie he was forced to get back to work . It was a very good planning .

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 роки тому +1

      That was a lie

  • @jedmachirus2036
    @jedmachirus2036 2 роки тому +5

    “Like bumper cars but with murder” 🤣

  • @quankhanh8533
    @quankhanh8533 2 роки тому +11

    5:50 - 6:20 was basically me at 2 AM trying to convince myself of the scene and finally went to sleep

  • @ronaldbell8072
    @ronaldbell8072 2 роки тому +2

    It's terrifying walking through the mall now, realizing I'm probably the only guy there who isn't a paid assassin.

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD. 2 роки тому +5

    2:20 "The lighting is crazy. There's a bunch of people. There's Tilda Swinton on the turntables." The producer and I said "what?" at the same time! I had to rewind and slow it down, I even went on the IMDb page to see if that was really her! Disappointed it wasn't her, but it still would've been cool if it really was her. 😅🤣

  • @PatronusHelice
    @PatronusHelice 2 роки тому +18

    I was hoping for a line or two about how clueless John seems to be in this movie, about the rules of the whole killer subsociety... when John was like: Rules? as if he didn´t know them at all.

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 2 роки тому +11

      Right, I mean not only was he one of them but he was one of the best and most experienced of them. He should know the rules better than anyone unless they somehow changed a bunch.

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 2 роки тому

      @@Ryodraco the high table keeps their grunts in the dark about certain things. you think 5 star generals know every rule the US armed forces have?

  • @thepaperninja3123
    @thepaperninja3123 2 роки тому +3

    0:19 that laugh tho 💀💀

  • @YonkoDGoofy
    @YonkoDGoofy 2 роки тому +1

    The way Producer Guy said 'OhMyGOD' after the statement of election swinging absolutely killed me.

  • @BirdLadySpeaks
    @BirdLadySpeaks 2 роки тому

    “What a Good boy”
    “For now”
    Lol!!!!

  • @NKA23
    @NKA23 2 роки тому +64

    That "debt seal deal" that Santino has on John Wick works this way: Santino helped John Wick to retire, so now he OWES Santino and if he comes out of retirement ever again (for what ever reason), Santino can claim Wick's debt in form of ordering him to kill someone and there is no way Wick could refuse that kill contract. It does make sense and it's not even that bad of a deal. Unfortunately for John, he came out of retirement by taking out this entire Russian mob clan in the first movie. So his debt came due.

    • @thedreamscripter4002
      @thedreamscripter4002 2 роки тому +7

      Well, that was far from entire clan, as we see in second and third movies, but in everything else you are right. The main idea of all John Wick's franchise is how he desperately tries to leave that underworld and how it swamps him more and more with each John's move

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 2 роки тому +1

      I get more and more unnerved when I see the name Santino(mostly because that's also my name).

  • @johnheitmuller5386
    @johnheitmuller5386 2 роки тому +20

    Pitch Ryan never mentioned it was a 'her' in his "Battle of strength between him and someone else who is 95 lbs lighter than him," but Producer Ryan knew it was a her. Tight.

  • @nrbgamingYT
    @nrbgamingYT 2 роки тому +1

    4:04 I cried!!!

  • @NikkiMKarLen
    @NikkiMKarLen 2 роки тому +1

    1:45 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @satyamjagtapedits
    @satyamjagtapedits 2 роки тому +24

    I am a loyal fan I literally binge watched every single pitch meeting in past 4 days not gonna lie. I also started binge watching Ryan's channel. I need more of this content please.

  • @cleveranonym74
    @cleveranonym74 2 роки тому +3

    - Of course, I've seen movies.
    - Me too.
    That was kinda deep.

  • @shawnparrish1999
    @shawnparrish1999 Рік тому

    This is the best "Pitch Meeting" ever. So good.

  • @nickburkhardt7419
    @nickburkhardt7419 2 роки тому

    “Simple Grittiness” is probs the best description of the first one.