Long Haired Businessmen with J.K. Simmons

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  • Опубліковано 21 жов 2024

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  • @splabbity
    @splabbity 6 років тому +263

    Great video. I like how it maximizes the bottom line, while efficiently maintaining an effective and robust profile.

    • @AndySalinger33
      @AndySalinger33 4 роки тому +7

      and just to sort of piggy back on your comment, I also like how it maximizes the bottom line.

    • @LealconProduction
      @LealconProduction 4 роки тому +4

      @@AndySalinger33 And it's weird because the bottom line seems to be at the forefront but not getting in the way of that maximization the video is capitalizing on. Or at least it seems that way to me...

    • @AndySalinger33
      @AndySalinger33 4 роки тому +2

      @@LealconProduction I'm glad we've got you looped in on this.

    • @LealconProduction
      @LealconProduction 4 роки тому +3

      @@AndySalinger33 Definitely happy to circle back from the previous meetings on these key discussions. Many important subjects here.

    • @FreedInPieces
      @FreedInPieces 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I've been bullish on this video for a long time. You can tell that the cultivation of synergy there has really impacted their overhead. I'm going to bring everyone together on this, put our heads together, and I think we'll see a lot of momentum.

  • @Rize_Inn
    @Rize_Inn 6 років тому +76

    I'm amazed at the restraint of not playing with the hair or flipping or tossing it around.

  • @AlexKnightVancouver
    @AlexKnightVancouver 6 років тому +59

    "Exactly. What is there to build now? It seems like things are built." BRB. Dying...

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 6 років тому +147

    Exactly the corporate world. You mimic everything the boss says. Especially in an interview. It’s so pathetic and painful. And sad.

    • @dafyddil
      @dafyddil 4 роки тому +1

      The whole "just following orders" part of fascism has translated well in the capitalist model

    • @amityville768
      @amityville768 4 роки тому +3

      and a little bit of casual sexual harrassment for good measure

  • @Puncherjoe1
    @Puncherjoe1 6 років тому +214

    J.k Simmons with hair is something i never know i wanted

    • @JamieCant
      @JamieCant 6 років тому +6

      Puncherjoe1 cough spiderman franchise cough

    • @Puncherjoe1
      @Puncherjoe1 6 років тому

      Jamie Cant Actual hair

    • @JamieCant
      @JamieCant 6 років тому

      Puncherjoe1 ah I didn’t know you meant his natural flowing hair apologies

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 6 років тому

      I hereby demand more.

    • @DMRJ53
      @DMRJ53 4 роки тому

      Puncherjoe1 he’s one of the greatest actors in everything he does.

  • @tchrisou812
    @tchrisou812 6 років тому +90

    "Every traffic accident I have ever been in, my fault. I'm not a victim."

  • @TyrantTitan.
    @TyrantTitan. 6 років тому +84

    "Those are some high-waisted bad boy's aren't they...?" lmfao

  • @chasesmith6400
    @chasesmith6400 6 років тому +29

    "That's not what we're about: to sit on chairs without pants." Haha. So good.

  • @FreedInPieces
    @FreedInPieces 4 роки тому +19

    I've been bullish on this video for a long time. You can tell that the cultivation of synergy there has really impacted their overhead. I'm going to bring everyone in on this, including Jenkins, put our heads together, and I think we'll see a lot of momentum.

  • @mendozafamily7455
    @mendozafamily7455 6 років тому +114

    Some of the lingo used it totally used in corporate America. I hear it everyday at work.

    • @NihilanthNonServiam
      @NihilanthNonServiam 6 років тому +7

      The lingo is cringe and try hardy

    • @cowleshome
      @cowleshome 6 років тому +12

      Yep, "at the end of the day" that's the most common.

    • @gaymo69
      @gaymo69 6 років тому +5

      going forward

    • @tchrisou812
      @tchrisou812 6 років тому +12

      @Mendoza Family Just to loop you in , I hear it too.

    • @chriscatton705
      @chriscatton705 2 роки тому

      Circle back, get everyone looped in

  • @AL-SH
    @AL-SH 6 років тому +51

    This was hilarious, because it perfectly represents the language spoken in the corporate environment, and I fucking hated it. Thank God I left that shitty field years ago.

    • @matt7551981
      @matt7551981 6 років тому +2

      Al H. Can we put that comment on the back burner for now?

    • @AL-SH
      @AL-SH 6 років тому +1

      matt7551981 Just to loop you in and pick you back on what you were saying I wanted to say the same thing.

    • @matt7551981
      @matt7551981 6 років тому +1

      Al H. Maybe we should just take this offline and discuss?

    • @AL-SH
      @AL-SH 6 років тому

      matt7551981 actually I'd prefer if you just, in and out

    • @sujaytv
      @sujaytv 6 років тому +1

      piggyback*

  • @crowncliff
    @crowncliff 6 років тому +56

    Ccreepy, awkward, bursting at the seams with cliches, ...completely hysterical.

  • @snailduck
    @snailduck 6 років тому +10

    How the fuck do you get through a scene like this without the whole crew cracking up from just the improv alone. Genuinely brilliant.

  • @dreaminginnoother
    @dreaminginnoother 6 років тому +65

    I know this series has had mixed reactions, but I really like it. I hope they keep making them.

    • @matics898
      @matics898 6 років тому +2

      dreaminginnoother same here. I can't get enough of this.

    • @TranscendianIntendor
      @TranscendianIntendor 4 роки тому +4

      It is bizarre. I am caused to remember a production meeting where a guy crossed the line and began talking about the great dump he had had that morning. He was never seen again.

  • @melodye.9921
    @melodye.9921 6 років тому +167

    My dad is literally all these men.

    • @jeffistheman12
      @jeffistheman12 6 років тому +11

      He makes people take off their pants and model their underwear?

    • @alexcavazos3341
      @alexcavazos3341 6 років тому +4

      Hazard Shrimp I like her dad

    • @felipet.lamaison2177
      @felipet.lamaison2177 6 років тому +1

      ur dad is schizophrenic den

    • @edb9611
      @edb9611 6 років тому +2

      this is my favorite comment on youtube

    • @johnnyjohnny3117
      @johnnyjohnny3117 4 роки тому

      @@jeffistheman12 No, he makes himself take of his own pants and shows himself them

  • @jaqenhgar4329
    @jaqenhgar4329 6 років тому +181

    J.K. Simmons looks like a White Walker.

  • @TheOriginalDazz
    @TheOriginalDazz 6 років тому +180

    What just happened

    • @williamparker2922
      @williamparker2922 6 років тому +7

      Dazz well... dude took his pants off in a buisness meeting... and that guy from farmers insurance has long hair all of a sudden... an acter who hasent had hair for the last twenty years, might i add.

    • @TheOriginalDazz
      @TheOriginalDazz 6 років тому +4

      Ohhh... the plot thickens

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 6 років тому +7

      It's called post-narrative comedy, where the comedy is derived from the incongruous interaction between characters and not by the development of a plot. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE was a great example of it.

    • @dirtyone89
      @dirtyone89 6 років тому +1

      they blew to Torrence meeting deal

    • @lallig8860
      @lallig8860 6 років тому

      i started screaming this

  • @pinkdiamonds9137
    @pinkdiamonds9137 Рік тому +3

    My father has owned and ran companies from small to international conglomerates since I was a baby. He would always take me to work with him when I was little and I later worked for him; this dialogue brings back sooo many memories 🤣🤣

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 3 роки тому +9

    “Just to piggy back off what he just said”
    If I hear that at the office one more time, I’m going to choke a ninja out.

    • @justinswehla3793
      @justinswehla3793 6 місяців тому +1

      Metaphorically speaking

    • @uhspagettspookedya
      @uhspagettspookedya Місяць тому

      @@justinswehla3793I’ll take 100 piggy backs to dissolve one “double click on that” any day

  • @tzvieisenmann5483
    @tzvieisenmann5483 6 років тому +91

    They act so casual. Too casual.....

    • @oldsouthsteve
      @oldsouthsteve 6 років тому +3

      Right, every business meeting ive been too, there have been the standard formal pile of coke, and hookers. This wasnt formal at all.

  • @rauldinho
    @rauldinho 6 років тому +67

    I see J.K. Simmons and it's an instant like

  • @Netwirq2
    @Netwirq2 6 років тому +69

    We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two.

    • @nfullenwider
      @nfullenwider 6 років тому

      Nine months and not a single BUM BADUM BUM BUMBUM BUM

  • @tonymontana9858
    @tonymontana9858 6 років тому +36

    Not to piggy back but I thought it was a power move too,

    • @edmundherrera6450
      @edmundherrera6450 6 років тому +3

      tony montana just to piggy back on what you said I wanted to let you know I agree completely that it was an awesome power move 🤔
      😂😂

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 6 років тому +93

    "Now that's a power move"

  • @pinkdiamonds9137
    @pinkdiamonds9137 6 років тому +14

    "It's ubiquitous!" omg hahahah

  • @dinkusstinkus4396
    @dinkusstinkus4396 6 років тому +39

    This was weirdly unsettling. Much like a long haired businessman

    • @jcbvortex22
      @jcbvortex22 4 роки тому +2

      Austin Cook--where as dreadlocked businessmen just implies a well run marijuana dispensary.

  • @RegalMermaid
    @RegalMermaid 6 років тому +65

    I couldn’t laugh because it all felt too accurate 😫

  • @PhilipZeplinDK
    @PhilipZeplinDK 6 років тому +3

    I swear, until 2:18 I was like "I swear, I've had this EXACT fucking meeting several times before" - like that shit was on fucking point, man.
    Upper-Mid'ish level white business/client meeting, exactly fucking like that.

  • @devoncrestway338
    @devoncrestway338 4 роки тому +13

    "high-waisted bad boys" lmao

  • @RSLabs
    @RSLabs 4 роки тому +4

    We need some more of these ASAP please!

  • @MMajchrowski
    @MMajchrowski 3 роки тому +3

    “It’s ubiquitous”. An absolute corporate buzzword used by people who have no idea what it means but it sounds good! LOL

  • @Ashalmawia
    @Ashalmawia 6 років тому +24

    ugh, this is too realistic... it hurts...

  • @nilsberg5942
    @nilsberg5942 6 років тому +7

    Please to god keep them coming. I don't know why I like them but I for some other earthly reason they are so funny to me

  • @jonathanhazlett8880
    @jonathanhazlett8880 4 роки тому +6

    Just thought I'd reach out let you know I'd like to see more of these, moving forward.

  • @Designandrew
    @Designandrew 6 років тому +8

    This is very intelligent and subtle writing. Regardless, *I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!*

  • @Mineav
    @Mineav 6 років тому +11

    I really, really wanted to see that beautiful parking lot. Such a let down...

  • @PabloAfroSamurai
    @PabloAfroSamurai 6 років тому +8

    Not to piggy back on what you just said but great video

  • @beatz04
    @beatz04 4 роки тому +6

    Bookmarked so i can watch it every time i feel i've become a corporate idiot.

  • @TomiM444
    @TomiM444 6 років тому +26

    The redhead looks like Gillian Anderson on the x files

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  6 років тому +7

      We're sure he'll take that as a compliment.

  • @daviddokubo3448
    @daviddokubo3448 4 роки тому +4

    i just had to circle back

  • @HUNKSComedy
    @HUNKSComedy 6 років тому +7

    "Just one size smaller. Just one."

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 4 роки тому +5

    Omg this is Torrance... I'm piecing the story together despite the monotonous conversation

  • @trACEurace
    @trACEurace 6 років тому +3

    This is brilliant.

  • @RobCabreraCh
    @RobCabreraCh 4 роки тому +3

    I don't know how to feel here. I am a long haired business man. I like this.

  • @lavishlavon
    @lavishlavon 6 років тому +5

    Wow, i mean just wow. That has got to be some of the most cutting-edge writing in a comedy bit that ive ever stumbled upon. HILARIOUS lol

  • @gamercboy5
    @gamercboy5 4 роки тому +3

    "Why are we building? We should be tearing down to make room for more beautiful parking structures"

  • @vmwindustries
    @vmwindustries 4 роки тому +4

    "We just need to keep putting one foot in front of the other!"

  • @Macieks300
    @Macieks300 6 років тому +11

    this is genius

  • @TheNeverposts
    @TheNeverposts 6 років тому +2

    Ben Wietmarchen, George Kareman and Pat O'Brien are geniuses

  • @Kickstart500
    @Kickstart500 4 роки тому +2

    I’m gonna have to circle back and see some more of these

  • @roslyndantinori7313
    @roslyndantinori7313 6 років тому +9

    I couldn't do this with a straight face, lol

  • @d_classified6433
    @d_classified6433 10 місяців тому

    This is 1000% brilliant comedy..! They are business men and they all have long hair. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 It's funny on so many levels. Who would think of this?

  • @TheGabrielberki
    @TheGabrielberki 4 роки тому +2

    Just a brief walk around the chair with the pants at the ankles.

  • @disco_duckbill
    @disco_duckbill 6 років тому +11

    His full name is Cave Johnson.

  • @chatter7653
    @chatter7653 4 роки тому +5

    I hope everyone washed their hands and hair after this meeting

  • @tstan9713
    @tstan9713 6 років тому +4

    I never even seen construction as a kid
    😂😂

  • @MarciaPze
    @MarciaPze 6 років тому +2

    This was hilarious!!

  • @kevinfirefig9702
    @kevinfirefig9702 4 роки тому +1

    Such a high speed, low drag show

  • @w4r7
    @w4r7 6 років тому +5

    It's the Torrance Group account!

  • @operationb.e.n6480
    @operationb.e.n6480 6 років тому +7

    Its finally back! And J.K Simmons!?

  • @heathergraham871
    @heathergraham871 2 роки тому

    Brilliant awesome absurdist! Hey look guy's no commas!!

  • @RoboBoomStick
    @RoboBoomStick 6 років тому +17

    JK The White.

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  6 років тому +5

      JK would make an excellent wizard.

  • @i.r.perlov4767
    @i.r.perlov4767 2 роки тому

    Last part of goodbyes, man that killed!

  • @TheWaitingRoomTWR
    @TheWaitingRoomTWR 4 роки тому +3

    in and out there's no loitering BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

  • @consume_vegetables
    @consume_vegetables 6 років тому +1

    Is that Tanner?
    "That folder is your responsibility!!!!!!"

  • @diogeneslantern18
    @diogeneslantern18 6 років тому +4

    "Tempus fugit" lol

  • @Tiger74147
    @Tiger74147 6 років тому +2

    God, this is too fucking real.

  • @AnthonyChaucer
    @AnthonyChaucer 6 років тому +2

    It’s scary that they are using common workplace banter as satire

  • @BenJamminAsh
    @BenJamminAsh 6 років тому +3

    J.K. Simmons looks like an elderly Billy Mitchell.

  • @TyrantTitan.
    @TyrantTitan. 6 років тому +5

    *FINAL BOSS*

  • @heruilin4404
    @heruilin4404 4 роки тому +2

    Oye, they got me at "parking structure".

  • @nadamasdisponible
    @nadamasdisponible 4 роки тому +1

    Way to take control of that sale!

  • @brettneuberger6466
    @brettneuberger6466 4 роки тому

    This is so painfully hilarious.

  • @anzalone138
    @anzalone138 6 років тому +13

    He looks like iron maden's drummer

  • @MercSLRFan
    @MercSLRFan 6 років тому +5

    Too relatable

  • @Trtevoorryu
    @Trtevoorryu 6 років тому +4

    That's enough internet for today.....

  • @Atlantechvision
    @Atlantechvision 6 років тому +3

    Why do I now have the urge to by a pair of dockers?

  • @Johnbartheart
    @Johnbartheart 6 років тому +2

    ‘On the Platform’

  • @ServingKant42069
    @ServingKant42069 6 років тому +1

    why is this genius?

  • @Netwirq2
    @Netwirq2 6 років тому +2

    He knows a thing or 2 because he seen a thing or 2.

  • @sincitysinner9239
    @sincitysinner9239 6 років тому +1

    WHAT...THE...FUCK!?!?!? LMFAO!!!!! I realize that J.K. Simmons has been in a lot of big movies in recent years, but I can't help but picture him as the psycho Aryan brotherhood leader Verne Shillinger from Oz, lol. Especially in this fucking skit where he forces another man to drop trou and prance around the office in his fucking briefs because there was more than a little Shillinger in that skit imo.

  • @AudioFileZ
    @AudioFileZ Рік тому

    High wasted bad boys. Great line w/ ridiculous topic fits like a pair of one-size smaller "briefs". Remember, this is the same trusted man who is the face of Farmer's Insurance which, personally, I'd be more interested in if he stayed in this character with the wig on those ads.

  • @curtisthomas757
    @curtisthomas757 4 роки тому +1

    We need now more than ever to maintain dialogue

  • @captindo
    @captindo 6 років тому +3

    Comes from the vending machine world, made him tough.

    • @hugoarcada
      @hugoarcada 6 років тому +1

      captindo underated masterpiece.

  • @junainoakuma
    @junainoakuma 6 років тому +2

    That is some business practices.

  • @shaneblankenship8193
    @shaneblankenship8193 6 років тому

    j.k Simmons is hilarious in that long Wizard teen wig!

  • @S4MBONE
    @S4MBONE 4 роки тому

    dude this idea is so fucking funny. omg

  • @richardk6489
    @richardk6489 4 роки тому

    Recent grads... Keep this on a running loop whilst you sleep. AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BED!!

  • @likearockcm
    @likearockcm 6 років тому +71

    I personally would welcome hippie overlords instead of the warmongers we have now

    • @NihilanthNonServiam
      @NihilanthNonServiam 6 років тому +2

      Are you writing from Afghanistan?
      Congo?

    • @likearockcm
      @likearockcm 6 років тому +7

      nope the good old u. s. of (let's impose ourselves on everybody else in the world for profit) a.

    • @AL-SH
      @AL-SH 6 років тому +3

      like a rock Legendary. Fuck the warmongering people, and most of them live here in the U.S.

    • @NihilanthNonServiam
      @NihilanthNonServiam 6 років тому +1

      So you want non profit businessmen?

    • @likearockcm
      @likearockcm 6 років тому +1

      Absolutely not. Just not obscene profit at the expense of the rest of humanity.

  • @andreag316
    @andreag316 6 років тому +2

    Pure gold 👌👌👌

  • @LEMMYKISGOD
    @LEMMYKISGOD 6 років тому +1

    I trust these guys and they need to start a band

  • @gunkanjima3408
    @gunkanjima3408 2 роки тому +1

    Just found out about this over weekend. Corporate language is so mundane, JK plays in this role perfectly

  • @Hikaru0kamiki
    @Hikaru0kamiki 2 роки тому

    This gives me workaholics vibes lmaoo

  • @CophinRuinz0rKestra
    @CophinRuinz0rKestra 4 місяці тому

    I dont know how J.K. Simmons managed to keep a straight face dressed like an anime school girl through this entire sketch.

  • @DamarisEveryDay
    @DamarisEveryDay 6 років тому +1

    You shall not pass!...through the portal to an alternate world!

  • @rebnvodkaxx
    @rebnvodkaxx 6 років тому +1

    Why did I enjoy this?

  • @Dyldozer666
    @Dyldozer666 3 роки тому +1

    He looks like an older more intense Sephiroth

  • @okay333666
    @okay333666 4 роки тому +1

    They look like every villain in all anime.

  • @uncleScraps
    @uncleScraps Рік тому

    I'd like to see that too!

  • @amityville768
    @amityville768 4 роки тому

    2:32 gonna tell my kids this is Bombshell (2019)