Watching dramatic, incredible actor Bryan Cranston say, straight-faced, "I didn't do two tours in Iraq just to come home and eat a bunch of farts," deserves a 2014 Emmy win.
Don't forget the medal of honor for enduring the filming of the sketch. All the Oscar's for Smell and Taste direction couldn't make up for the reality of filming that skit.
I feel like a child. But when Cranston started listing nicknames for the farts; I just fucking died. Probably because he said it in such a serious manner.
+Alex Leas Oh man, tell me about it. When he said "I didn't do two tours of duty in Iraq just to come home to eat a bunch of farts" I laughed so hard my eyes watered. Ohhh that felt good, kind of like releasing the "spirit of Dookie Smellington" (the honored memory of Duke Ellington lives on). Just one more reminder to myself that I'm not above well done potty humor delivered courtesy of Bryan Cranston.
Yeah Walt was an all-time great. But it would have to be Breaking Dead if they brought the franchise back, wouldn't it? ...and I'm not thinking Better Call Sal is going to live up to the BB standard either.
MrComaToes *BREAKING BAD FINALE SPOILER* It is not certain that Walter is dead. He could have just been driven to the hospital and survived, and Jesse is still alive so there could be hope. But I doubt that they're going to continue the series after the finale.
Hmm I suppose that's true about Walt, but I think they meant to imply he died. I think any Breaking Bad spoilers are past their expiration date... anyone that hasn't seen the finale and is still interested in the series is sadly behind the curve.
MrComaToes People who haven't watched it could be watching it on Netflix right now, and checking out other stuff on youtube like this, and then read a spoiler. We shouldn't stop caring about spoilers just because the show is over. My friend had Dexter spoiled for him recently.
***** dont you see, this video is the the preview of a new season. Due to so much blood loss, Walt lost his sense of smell, but do you think he'd tell his new friends at this party that,no. He made up this Iraq story as a cover, classic Walt. This also explains how he can taste with no smell, his olfactory bulb is still functioning, he just lost the nerves connecting it to his brain, you know, due tomthe blood loss
OMG this guy is so good. I was in tears of laughter. God bless him for having a bit of fun and enriching our lives yet again...in a different way. LOL.
for anyone who forgot this man couldn't also kill it in the comedy realm, he was my fav character on malcolm in the middle too, long before he was Walter White.
Chris Diedrick Honestly, it took me a while before I remembered it from that one part of the movie where several of the teachers read the front page of the newspaper and see that Patrick Swayze's character is a pedophile after Donnie burned his house down
0:18 "I MEAN did you get into the shit?" ...HYSTERICAL!! lol prob cuz there's always that "one guy" at those things who try an connect with vets by usin inappropriate SLANG LOL!
This honestly just feels like season 5 Walter White enduring another one of Skyler and Marie's last minute parties and the thought of that makes this 10 times funnier to me.
I don't care if anyone has a different opinion about this video, I thought it was hilarious! I find this humor funny and Bryan Cranston such a great actor in everything he does. Hearing him say those lines made me laugh a lot, also I loved 1:25
This video is amazing. You got Bryan Cranston, and you wasted him on listing contrived fart euphemisms. Hope you didn't have to pull an all-nighter polishing this gem of a script.
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Bryan had more screen time in this video than he had in Godzilla, lol.
Unfortunately :/
Watched that movie for Bryan Cranston. Didn't want to believe he died. Shit movie.
***** If you're going to see "Godzilla" for any reason other than to actually see Godzilla, I feel like you wasted your money to begin with.
No... Since the movie only had like 10 minutes of godzilla. Like all Godzilla movies. Argument invalid.
Godzilla vs Megalon is probably your favorite Godzilla film, right?
Watching dramatic, incredible actor Bryan Cranston say, straight-faced, "I didn't do two tours in Iraq just to come home and eat a bunch of farts," deserves a 2014 Emmy win.
Even just reading what you wrote made me laugh, let alone seeing it. XD
Or queefs
+Alex Morozov Because we just ignore that he did a lot of that stuff on Malcom in the Middle...
+Jokkl Shlokk THANK YOU! He's an incredible dramatic actor but he is also comedy gold and was incredible on Malcolm in the Middle. Emmys errrrry year.
Wasn't he in a war movie before as a general? Or some movie as a general? Even if he wasn't he should play a veteran this was amazing
Bryant Cranston won 3 Academy Awards, 4 Golden Globes, couple of Emmys and for some reason a Nobel Prize as a result of this skit.
A Nobel prize in economics, of all things.
Don't forget the medal of honor for enduring the filming of the sketch. All the Oscar's for Smell and Taste direction couldn't make up for the reality of filming that skit.
Unbelievable…? Believe it
@@NDOhioan I though it was for chemistry. You're sure?
Even if he couldn't taste it, he's not *deaf*.
SBD
@@frtard i was thinking of that
💀💀ikr I was like but are the sound effects for us or are they cannon in this reality
It's insane how Bryan can make any character seem so believable, even in a comedy sketch like this!
That's master class acting right there!
SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!! SPEECH!!!
I can't get over how he's saying all of this with a straight face lmao
He is truly a great actor.
I feel like a child. But when Cranston started listing nicknames for the farts; I just fucking died. Probably because he said it in such a serious manner.
Alex Leas The man can make farts sound sophisticated
+Alex Leas Oh man, tell me about it. When he said "I didn't do two tours of duty in Iraq just to come home to eat a bunch of farts" I laughed so hard my eyes watered. Ohhh that felt good, kind of like releasing the "spirit of Dookie Smellington" (the honored memory of Duke Ellington lives on). Just one more reminder to myself that I'm not above well done potty humor delivered courtesy of Bryan Cranston.
I know, right? What is it about fart jokes? They are the great equalizer, no one is immune.
"I didn't do two tours of duty just to come home and eat a bunch of farts" Best line I've ever heard Cranston say.
The umbrella flying out of the drink! OMG!! I'm dying.
I missed it, it's so funny!!!
"I did not smell your fart. I, *tasted* it."
New idea for a spinoff series of Breaking Bad: #BreakingWind
uTubeNoITube Already done... it's a film meant to take the piss on Twilight: Breaking Dawn.
Twilight: Breaking Wind.
You get an 100
"Matt was kind enough to cook me up a batch of his cheese-flatmushroom-doodoo-stew and he blew it right in my face"
He blew a doodoo right in your face?
Right in his face
The wind blew away his umbrella.
can't believe he actually played that totally straight, a true testament to his performing abilities
He then cooked beans and ricin for everyone.
+Somebody Say Cake? you should of said Ricinbeans
Futanari Space Elf 😂
gabeft95 😂
Bryan Cranston is like bacon: He makes everything better.
Even farts?
It's breakfast time?!
Not my cholesterol so.
The fact that he could say "cheese flap mushroom doo doo stew" with a straight face is just incredible.
Heisenberg: I am the one who farts!
Every time I fart,it's to protect this family.
IHaveNoLife ILikeBoobsThough he's lying. he did it for himself. farting made him feel... alive.
What I came to realize is that the silent ones, that's the worst of it.
I blame being drunk but that was funny.
Desperate patter.
I almost fell out of my chair when he said "Thanks so much, for the Famous Anus cookies".
Quality fucking sketch right here.
Bryan Cranston is a great actor, I need more breaking bad
Yeah Walt was an all-time great. But it would have to be Breaking Dead if they brought the franchise back, wouldn't it? ...and I'm not thinking Better Call Sal is going to live up to the BB standard either.
MrComaToes *BREAKING BAD FINALE SPOILER*
It is not certain that Walter is dead. He could have just been driven to the hospital and survived, and Jesse is still alive so there could be hope. But I doubt that they're going to continue the series after the finale.
Hmm I suppose that's true about Walt, but I think they meant to imply he died. I think any Breaking Bad spoilers are past their expiration date... anyone that hasn't seen the finale and is still interested in the series is sadly behind the curve.
MrComaToes People who haven't watched it could be watching it on Netflix right now, and checking out other stuff on youtube like this, and then read a spoiler. We shouldn't stop caring about spoilers just because the show is over. My friend had Dexter spoiled for him recently.
***** dont you see, this video is the the preview of a new season. Due to so much blood loss, Walt lost his sense of smell, but do you think he'd tell his new friends at this party that,no. He made up this Iraq story as a cover, classic Walt. This also explains how he can taste with no smell, his olfactory bulb is still functioning, he just lost the nerves connecting it to his brain, you know, due tomthe blood loss
"I didn't come home from a two tours of duty in Iraq just to eat a bunch of farts."
-Bryan Cranston 2014
Or tootz’n’pootz
This is the most I've laughed at a FoD sketch in a long time. Fart gags + Bryan Cranston = Comedy genius
When you knock a drink umbrella from it's glass, you have some epic sphincter shots.
Delivering those lines with a straight face...worthy of an Oscar
2:51"Matt was kind enough to cook me up a batch of his cheese flat mushroom doo-doo stew" LMFAO XD
SPEECHSPEECHSPEECHSPEECHSPEECHSPEECHSPEECHSPEECH
L0l stupid shit part
is it speak or speech?
Joey's Forth Chin Speech
He's a VERY underrated actor, watch him in malcolm in the middle and then breaking bad.
He should have won an Oscar by now.
The music starting at 1:10 is from the Donnie Darko score. Great soundtrack album, perfect to listen to in the dark before bed.
I listened to that soundtrack while reading Stephen King's "Misery". Really added to the creepiness.
Only Cranston could talk about farts and still be compelling.
Just when you think Bryan Cranston can't top his last performance...GENIUS!
1:26 The umbrella flies off LOL genius.
"Spirit of Dooky Smellington"
BWHAHAHAHAHHA
Dead.
"Pants blasting juice poofs" had me crying!
This was actually hilarious, why didn't this get more views? "Now, I didn't do two tours of duty in Iraq just to come home and eat a bunch of farts".
This guy should become a professional actor and move on from Funny or Die, he is amazing!
You cannot be serious
Mark O'Neill
Well I mean he is pretty good though . You gotta admit.
I say that because he IS a professional actor
Don't get me wrong hes one of my favourite actors
Trololo Sing Along!
I thought the joke was that the lady was deaf because she ignored the crowd while they were yelling, "SPEECH!".
The Golden Globes just invented a new category, everyone. It's "best performance in a UA-cam video." Bryan Cranston is the only nominee. :-)
I can't believe they got THE Bryan Cranston to do this.
OMG this guy is so good. I was in tears of laughter. God bless him for having a bit of fun and enriching our lives yet again...in a different way. LOL.
I was wearing headphones and when they chanted speech it scared the shit out of me cause i didn't realise the video was surround sound.
Hmm, interesting!
A comedic drama A+
Cranston is really a talented actor and it shows even in a fart joke sketch
for anyone who forgot this man couldn't also kill it in the comedy realm, he was my fav character on malcolm in the middle too, long before he was Walter White.
This is the most accurate depiction of the under-30 generation I think has ever been made.
Yea I wish I wasnt part of that generation but you are 100% right about the portrayal
Finally, after how many videos, I finally found a video that was actually funny. You see folks, once every 4000 videos. Funny or Die is still funny!
Fart jokes are the highest form of humour :)
I'm pretty sure some of that background music is from "Donnie Darko..."
RegisteredCinephile
Thank god i knew someone in the comments would be able to tell me where i had heard that
Chris Diedrick Honestly, it took me a while before I remembered it from that one part of the movie where several of the teachers read the front page of the newspaper and see that Patrick Swayze's character is a pedophile after Donnie burned his house down
+RegisteredCinephile That's why I'm in the comment section. Yes, it is Manipulated Living by Michael Andrews.
His acting is so good.
this had me rolling!!! he taste the farts!!! lol I'm sorry dude fart in my face we throwing hands right there!!!
All I hear is Walter White during that rant
I was expecting him to offer to sell people some Blue.
3:06-3:28 Even in a comedy sketch, Cranston steals the show, he’s an incredible actor.
Absolutely brilliant! Hats off to the whole cast! I would be floored right now! LMFAO!
"No Offense" Todd!
OFFENSE TAKEN!!!
offense taken.
I knew this was Todd.
I was LOLing from the flying umbrella onward! Hilarious!
He'll be coming back there later that night to visit them all as Heisenberg...
Bryan Cranston makes everything so much more intense.
Only the best actors can say such lines with straight face while being believable
He's literally one of the greatest actors. I don't understand why he ONLY was in Breaking Bad or Malcolm in the Middle!! What the Hell?!
+Dodgeoffroadfreak He's been in a lot of other shows and movies. Check his IMDB page
This is better than 99% percent of stuff that comes out of Hollywood
One of the only Bryan Cranston videos that don't have people in the comments making Breaking Bad references.
I wonder if Heisenberg rattling off different names for a fart inspired Jimmy doing the same for Squat Cobblers in Better Call Saul haha
Bryan Cranston could win a staring contest with a statue
This guy will say yes to anything
1:25 I CANT BREATHE
"Now I didn't come home to eat a bunch of farts.." looks at girl "or queefs" I'm dying to funny bahah
It was short and sweet,loved Bryan here,great actor!!
Executive Producer Vince Gilligan
Sketch about farts, Cranston still manages to deliver. Fucking beautiful.
That contrast in actors is just...wow
I never thought I would hear Bryan Cranston say the word queef
Holly crap... Donny Darko song ... all out of the blue
Only my boy Bryan could pull this off.
"This is the reason i became Heisenberg" - WWhite
0:18 "I MEAN did you get into the shit?" ...HYSTERICAL!! lol prob cuz there's always that "one guy" at those things who try an connect with vets by usin inappropriate SLANG LOL!
This honestly just feels like season 5 Walter White enduring another one of Skyler and Marie's last minute parties and the thought of that makes this 10 times funnier to me.
From someone who can't smell, the first minute is dead on!
this is the exact moment Walt became Heisenberg
OMG, That was EPIC...How does this video not have millions of views...I was literally ROFL, but on my bed instead of the floor..lol
I don't care if anyone has a different opinion about this video, I thought it was hilarious! I find this humor funny and Bryan Cranston such a great actor in everything he does. Hearing him say those lines made me laugh a lot, also I loved 1:25
The guy Cranston is talking to in the beginning looks like the potion seller meme guy
SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH
And the Bluth family shouted this repeatedly to no one in particular.
Daaaamn! This one was just too much for me! I couldn’t stop laughing
The drink umbrella got me! That shit was funny!
The title of this video should be called "Breaking Wind"
1:07 Song is "Manipulated Living" from Donnie Darko soundtrack by Michael Andrews.
Doo doo stew?? I died when he said that!!😩😩😩😭😭😭
SCREEEEAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another reason I love some Bryan Cranston!!!
I farted in my room, while watched this video. Just in the moment when Cranston turned around and walked out of the room.
I died lol
I love the idea that upon hearing that this guy couldn’t smell, this whole roomful of people all decided to fart in his face.
I always wondered how people cried when they laughed too hard. I just found out for myself 😂😂😂 hilarious
Dear God, Bryan Cranston is the king of black humor. A master. I had tears of laughing too hard at this. =)
Now I know why the 'or die' part is in the name
i farted laughing
This guy has an epic voice
Bryan Cranston is literally good in everything!!! He doesn't have to be, but he just is!!
1:42 Plastic cup that makes glass being struck sounds. I have to find out where they buy those from.
From Foley's.
I love that shop, and their ads.
"Foley's: 'Sounds Right"
i love your comment string on this video. You and Cabal deserve more upvotes. know that you already have mine.
This video is amazing. You got Bryan Cranston, and you wasted him on listing contrived fart euphemisms. Hope you didn't have to pull an all-nighter polishing this gem of a script.
That was the weirdest thing ive seen 😂😂😂 epic!
I'm the one who smells ...
Etc*
He's such a good actor
god. when he said "famous anus cookies" i lost it
bryan cranston is awesome lol