3/4 Bortus hides cigarets and klyden smokes in secret - The Orville

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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    From episode "Lasting Impressions" s02e11 The Orville

КОМЕНТАРІ • 136

  • @AWriterWandering
    @AWriterWandering Рік тому +957

    I love how they can literally replicate them whatever they want, and yet he still feels the need to hide them

    • @Dresden061
      @Dresden061 Рік тому +158

      Replicator leaves records

    • @RB-xq7qh
      @RB-xq7qh Місяць тому +1

      Addiction

    • @TommyMaik001
      @TommyMaik001 Місяць тому +12

      they probably banned cigarrettes from the replicator so they can't ask it for more

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 4 роки тому +707

    What made me bust out laughing is that Bortus went and found 2 lone cigarettes first before he grabbed the pillow and dumped his horde

    • @mobzollerthememeguy6765
      @mobzollerthememeguy6765 10 місяців тому +16

      The way he hid it like he was hiding a joint lol

    • @krimson8089
      @krimson8089 2 місяці тому +4

      He stored them in a pillow, but he'd take two cigarettes out while no one is looking and hide them for later.

    • @PhieFty
      @PhieFty Місяць тому +1

      The rest of 500 cigarettes

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 Місяць тому

      Hoard.

    • @grahamryan2481
      @grahamryan2481 Місяць тому

      Yeah that's the joke

  • @nazmaster1
    @nazmaster1 4 роки тому +474

    The look he gave when he got caught

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 3 роки тому +13

      He looked like that puppet gif.

    • @MikeySkywalker
      @MikeySkywalker 2 роки тому +7

      Same look I give when my GF catches me smoking weed at her parents house.

    • @grimshock6983
      @grimshock6983 2 роки тому +1

      @@MikeySkywalker You shouldn’t do that

    • @ronin3381
      @ronin3381 2 роки тому +1

      Klyden has the best stares

    • @luisalfredo297
      @luisalfredo297 3 місяці тому

      Looked at him how the Dollar General employee look at you when you’re walking up to enter the store 😂😂😂

  • @Maldoror2112
    @Maldoror2112 4 роки тому +220

    One hidden cigarette...another hidden cigarette...(Bortus unzips cushion) five-hundred hidden cigarettes. Bring on the nic-fits!

    • @George-Hawthorne
      @George-Hawthorne 4 роки тому +6

      No, No, No like this
      One hidden cigarette, Two hidden cigarette, 500 hidden cigarettes. Ah, Ah, Ah.

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 2 місяці тому

      I counted five-thousand fags.

  • @Wolf_killa10
    @Wolf_killa10 10 місяців тому +104

    “The hour grows late” 😂

  • @spritemon98
    @spritemon98 3 роки тому +341

    The way he does hand gestures holding up the cigarettes is funny

    • @steamengine4719
      @steamengine4719 Рік тому +19

      is like showing middle fingers :D

    • @tintinsupz1864
      @tintinsupz1864 11 місяців тому +7

      Its his face that gets me😂

    • @DevilMaster
      @DevilMaster 17 днів тому

      It looks like he's giving the middle finger.

  • @nathanaelhawke8722
    @nathanaelhawke8722 Рік тому +264

    "the hour grows late🤣🤣"

    • @malin6951
      @malin6951 2 місяці тому +10

      *DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!*

  • @ZachMot0Rider
    @ZachMot0Rider 3 місяці тому +54

    Biggest Threat Your Wife Said:
    IF YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE,I WILL SLEEP ELSEWHERE TONIGHT!"

  • @stealthynaxo
    @stealthynaxo 4 роки тому +541

    On a related note, I am 8 months cigarette free.
    Edit: 4 years now!

    • @clacyr
      @clacyr  4 роки тому +80

      Congratulation!

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 4 роки тому +19

      Now personally I don't smoke, but if I myself were hiding cigarettes, it would be to try and forget where I hid them to make quitting easier.

    • @jranzetejay5149
      @jranzetejay5149 4 роки тому +3

      1 month for me... I've got a long way to go

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 4 роки тому +5

      As a non-Smoker, I found this subplot hilarious, but only because I've only ever seen one other alien species smoking and that was a very uninteresting first season episode of Voyager. Also, I congratulate anyone willing to quit smoking.

    • @stealthynaxo
      @stealthynaxo 4 роки тому +5

      @@jranzetejay5149 You can do it man! As for me? As of now? ONE YEAR!

  • @grimshock6983
    @grimshock6983 4 роки тому +171

    The only reason I find this addiction funny is that they found the cure for cancer

    • @ohmaigod2
      @ohmaigod2 4 роки тому +29

      Plus there's nothing saying moclans can even get cancer because of their rough environment

    • @captaintalon4485
      @captaintalon4485 3 роки тому +8

      Chuck Norris While true...there’s the possibility of an even worse reaction that could happen if Moclans keeping ingesting nicotine

    • @tomaspabon2484
      @tomaspabon2484 3 роки тому +8

      @@captaintalon4485 Moclans can eat glass and metal unharmed i dont even want to think about the free radicals in those so nicotine must be pretty tame by comparison

  • @owlsofthenight_yt2000
    @owlsofthenight_yt2000 Рік тому +68

    The way he acted grabbing the cigarettes like "bitch you wanna see cigarettes,HERE!"😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hilmilutfi568
      @hilmilutfi568 3 дні тому

      It's like middle finger but with cigarette

  • @turbochop3300
    @turbochop3300 Рік тому +61

    I love how Bortus presented the hidden cigarettes to Klyden with a sarcastic flourish.

  • @adambomb3636
    @adambomb3636 3 роки тому +105

    When he emptyd the pillow I was dying lmao

  • @individual2122
    @individual2122 Рік тому +36

    Bortus' change of tone when he gets caught hidding cigarettes made me choke.

  • @blaindebeers7711
    @blaindebeers7711 3 роки тому +50

    Klyden getting caught 0:11 made the same look I made when I walked into the house from the deck where I was smoking pot.... and my mom was there smiling.

  • @schwartzy65
    @schwartzy65 3 роки тому +99

    WHAT IS THIS?!?
    The hour goes late... :D :D :D

    • @n1k32h
      @n1k32h 3 роки тому +5

      Grows. Just like morning glory

  • @ladydara7446
    @ladydara7446 3 роки тому +54

    If they ever make a real Star Trek again, I hope they make the Klingons like this.

    • @wickywoo1635
      @wickywoo1635 2 роки тому +1

      Klingons going to AA ahahahahahaha..... And the Klingon wife is like 12 Steps My Ass, you promised your higher power (Kaless), you'd quit.....

    • @wickywoo1635
      @wickywoo1635 2 роки тому

      Hello my name is Gowron.... and I'm an Alcoholic.... *group zombified groaning sound* Hello Gowron.....

  • @checkoutmyyoutubepage
    @checkoutmyyoutubepage Рік тому +22

    An airlock seems like the perfect place to smoke lol 😂

    • @yimpyoi9808
      @yimpyoi9808 Рік тому +8

      fr no smell once you leave and open it and nobody's gonna bother you in an airlock when the ships in space

    • @ownlydown5933
      @ownlydown5933 5 місяців тому +4

      Lol. What if that opens and you flyout into space. Rip

    • @fullmetalpleb
      @fullmetalpleb 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@ownlydown5933 Every time you smoke you risk death anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @NguyenJake-se3pm
    @NguyenJake-se3pm 3 місяці тому +6

    The sass energy in those two gestures for the lone cigarettes is just…*chef kiss*

  • @mongdarkexo2985
    @mongdarkexo2985 Рік тому +9

    Nobody talking about He saying..
    "I will sleep elsewhere tonight "🤣
    To finally revealing the truth 😝🤣

  • @bevanthomas936
    @bevanthomas936 2 роки тому +28

    One of the funniest scenes ever in this show. 🤣

  • @LoboBladeVA
    @LoboBladeVA 11 місяців тому +9

    I laughed my head off from Klyden's reaction when he found the cigarette in the plant. It's like a cartoon character 🤣

  • @sabonesjones
    @sabonesjones 3 роки тому +28

    Omg the look when kylden got caught lol, boy have I been there. I got caught smoking in my car and my mom and sister pulled up on my right. When I turned my head I saw them, was shocked, my mouth opened and all the smoke billowed out. My sister screamed I HOPE YOU DIE! And my mom pulled away lol. This was of course a long time ago, but klydens face reminded me of it.

    • @Circ
      @Circ Рік тому +2

      Why would your sister say that, seems pretty extreme

    • @sabonesjones
      @sabonesjones Рік тому +2

      @@Circ she was still young and immature

    • @Circ
      @Circ Рік тому

      @@sabonesjones ah, that's fair

  • @individual2122
    @individual2122 Рік тому +3

    Also, the look of surprise on Klyden's face when he sees the hidden cigarette.

  • @johnnymnemonic69
    @johnnymnemonic69 2 місяці тому +1

    The acting is so good....😂 Best thing I've seen in a long long time

    • @sameaston9587
      @sameaston9587 Місяць тому +1

      "The hour grows late" has great delivery.

  • @petestrong7434
    @petestrong7434 4 роки тому +9

    That pillow 😂😂😂damn bro😂😂😂now them be addicted but good😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scruffnananessful
    @scruffnananessful Рік тому +8

    I couldn't stop laughing at this, as a smoker myself....I get it

  • @becketmariner
    @becketmariner 10 місяців тому +3

    I went out to smoke on the backyard deck.... my mom didn't like me smoking pot... so she was standing there behind me with a giggling gotcha smile. When took a puff. and coughed. I turned around and saw her.. and my paranoid pothead made klyden's bug eyed expression.... and smoke leaked out my nose and mouth...

  • @cody_king1994
    @cody_king1994 2 місяці тому +2

    i would watch a show with only them they need to do that

  • @DeadFishFactory
    @DeadFishFactory 2 роки тому +18

    It's hilarious that Bortus is hiding cigarettes when there's no reason to since he can replicate them on demand.

    • @checkoutmyyoutubepage
      @checkoutmyyoutubepage Рік тому +3

      Takes too much effort to get up off the couch and talk to the computer when there is a pillow full next to you lol.

    • @kennyapsangco9920
      @kennyapsangco9920 Рік тому +7

      Each time you replicate something, it goes to record. That's why

    • @Tax_Collector01
      @Tax_Collector01 3 місяці тому

      @@kennyapsangco9920 Then, there should have been records of his secret stash since that’s the only place it can be produced. Perhaps replicating one at a time could draw too much attention, may as well do it all at once I suppose…

  • @audgusto
    @audgusto Рік тому +3

    These boys need to be introduced to cigars

  • @Dragoneer
    @Dragoneer Рік тому +1

    I love these two, they’re great characters…

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs Рік тому +2

    If you close your eyes, it sounds like two Kratoses arguing.

  • @AlmostGod007
    @AlmostGod007 Рік тому +2

    As a Godfrey Philips shareholder I feel proud of them

  • @iceshadow42
    @iceshadow42 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 the way he dumps out the pillow! 😂😂😂

  • @davidking7205
    @davidking7205 4 місяці тому +1

    hehe the huge pillow stash

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 3 місяці тому

    Klyden still had the decency to smoke in the airlock, where the gas can be expunged

  • @gergorysmalling8972
    @gergorysmalling8972 Рік тому

    Bombastic side eye holding the cigarette..😂

  • @malin6951
    @malin6951 2 місяці тому

    Opens the couch cushion, Five. Hundred. Cigarettes 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

  • @jamesflowers1295
    @jamesflowers1295 4 роки тому +17

    I now want a cigarette

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 3 роки тому +2

      That's what you took from that?

    • @jamesflowers1295
      @jamesflowers1295 3 роки тому +5

      The tingles, do you feel them?

    • @tomaspabon2484
      @tomaspabon2484 3 роки тому +6

      This whole episode was a nightmare to watch for me, i've been trying to quit and the temptation was insane

    • @drea4195
      @drea4195 3 роки тому +1

      @@tomaspabon2484 It's funny AH for those of us who never had to deal with that 😁

  • @sahidurrahman7497
    @sahidurrahman7497 2 роки тому +3

    Smoking, in new Star Trek series 😂😂😂😂😂😂🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

  • @swagmiredoesall
    @swagmiredoesall Місяць тому

    They would never be able to quit if they were chiefing elfbars

  • @DioBrando-ln1to
    @DioBrando-ln1to 9 місяців тому

    These guys are more human than they think

  • @bryguytyguy
    @bryguytyguy 3 місяці тому

    I really need to watch this show

  • @scruffnananessful
    @scruffnananessful Рік тому +2

    Imagine if they got cigars....

  • @kennyapsangco9920
    @kennyapsangco9920 Рік тому

    These two are a sweet couple.

  • @josegloria6108
    @josegloria6108 2 роки тому +2

    Human stuff is kinda busting them up isn’t it

  • @perkele_534
    @perkele_534 3 місяці тому

    let man rip darts in peace

  • @wiccanindigo3432
    @wiccanindigo3432 Рік тому

    His fucking face when he got caught💀💀💀

  • @mikejohn8177
    @mikejohn8177 3 місяці тому

    The nerve of bortus 😂

  • @fawtyseven5516
    @fawtyseven5516 10 місяців тому +2

    WTH! ...acting like they are in jail and shit. LOL

  • @ingiechristophersimene3265
    @ingiechristophersimene3265 Рік тому +1

    Yawaaaaaaa hahahahahaha nanakit akong tiyan hahahhahahahahaha

  • @anonymousmc7727
    @anonymousmc7727 Рік тому

    Just let them smoke

  • @hardengamer7812
    @hardengamer7812 Рік тому

    Well that is like more then 500

  • @l.o.fmusic9765
    @l.o.fmusic9765 Рік тому

    That's funny asf

  • @Micahgamer12
    @Micahgamer12 26 днів тому

    1:01 - 1:24

  • @Ramiovillan
    @Ramiovillan Рік тому

    1:18

  • @iTsBlue2
    @iTsBlue2 Рік тому +2

    are they gay?

    • @zemlink1701
      @zemlink1701 Рік тому

      Yes

    • @ajayusspiritus6955
      @ajayusspiritus6955 Рік тому +1

      Think of it like asexual species

    • @Jaçue-f9t
      @Jaçue-f9t Місяць тому

      They're not exactly gay since they're more aligned with a misogynistic mentality of females being inferior species that is disgraced for some warrior related reason
      There's actually a big reveal on the show relating to these two that is extremely pivotal for the one in red