@@Shoegaze-Were they really though? They were riddled with lead and carcinogens and lacked nutritional awareness and access to doctors nearly universally. We may eat a cocktail of harmful chemicals and have increased in obesity but the average life-span increase is more than enough justification.
@@wick7201 not everyone in the 1920s was riddled with lead and carcinogens that’s an insane assumption. There are so many toxins present in people today that weren’t present back then and people were so much more physically fit it is insane. People eat literal poison nowadays and don’t even know your mind is going to explode when I tell you about the presence of heavy metals like lead in fast food lmao. Sure hospital care was worse and many didn’t have access to it but they had way lower rates of depression and mental illness for a reason(which is heavily linked with diet and gut health). I don’t know how people always say people are super healthy now and then go eat McDonald’s and live in a country with a 40% obesity rate. Also the length of your life isn’t directly correlative to your health it’s mainly medical care.
@@Shoegaze- Uhh. No they didn't. I come from sharecroppers. Their "nutritional awareness' was just trying not to starve to death or get diarrhea from dirty water
@@Shoegaze- Better diet does NOT mean nutritional awareness. You don't have to know about all the vitamins to eat something that resembles a healthy diet. Health isn't just about diet anyway.
I got 454, but I could be wrong The block at the bottom is 10x32 cigarettes in dimension (320) I marked off the ones resting along the top, marking every 10th cig counted, resulting in 13 red marks (130) with a remaining 4 cigarettes leftover (4) totalling 454
Even though I know its just a recycled clip the way the alien in blue behaves I can perfectly believe that he would say "500 cigarettes" in the exact same tone and cadence every single time.
@@ClownFromTheYear9998 bro please tell me what this is, I saw it once and the way it's said has been locked in my brain but I can't remember the exact words
@@YungStinkyWinkyits like a video of some guys in suits ordering burgers at a drive thru at a burger king. the guy driving has a burger king hat and tells the prompter "i would like to order five whoppers, and 5 more whoppers"
Without legalization, people will just find another way. Paint thinners, aerosols, etc. You can't stop someone from getting something if they are determined.
That's incredibly racist and xenophobic and you should be ashamed of yourself. You forgot about western Europe. And southern Europe. And Central Europe. Honestly most of it except for the Nordics, they've figured out more efficient ways to die
When I was In the Philippines in 2011, cigarettes were 1 Peso each, and $10 US was about 500 Pesos. A homeless man could've bought out the entire stock of the 12-year-old who was selling cigarettes and lighters between the cars in bumper-to-bumper traffic, and send the kid home early.
@@mrmonkke71 I think the replicator doesn't ask the user for details but can accept them if given. So for example, you could probably say instead "500 cigarettes of roasted Virginia tobacco" or something if you wanted. Or some nice brand "500 cigarettes of American Spirit 0.8 mg"
To this day, Jerma has smoked 10,531 cigarettes on stream. Thats the same as smoking a pack a day for 526 and a half days in a row. Thats impressive isnt it?
@@walkerwalkwalker A mentally insane individual who has been directly responsible for over 100million deaths. If you have any information on him, immediately contact the police so they can send the army to dispose of him, that is if he doesn't decide to just make your entire country a desolate hellscape like he did with 19 others.
Lol, this made me giggle. In what industry are yall..? I worked 11 hears in the restaurant, hotels, nightlife/clubbing parts of the service industry as a bartender, I used to get 1 break to smoke per shift, and if I could sneak one minute out was 98% of the time with the line cooks lol, they were the fkng best. I used to love my job, Kinda miss it. But these industries are too fcked and exploitative for very shitty pay. Never again.
@@youknowimright1725 Oh yeah restaurant, I get one break, but if it's a slow day everyone, even the boss, is in the back on the vape or joint until it gets busy again. Usually there is someone up front on hospitality and as soon as we hear a greeting we all scurry back to our positions
@@RedShirtGuy96 I work the later shifts at a grocery store and I relate to that one heavily. Sometimes if a customer complains the store director checks the cameras so we’ve just been told not to stand around too much. We usually find a friend and just wander around the store. Then all of a sudden “(NAME) Please come to the front desk please (NAME) to the front desk [clunk]” and we have to hightail it back up front.
Meme edit aside, even though it's a parody, the show captures that humor DS9 and TNG had for Ferengi and other aliens becoming fascinated and overindulging in human culture really well.
This is honestly edited together so smoothly that I didn't even notice that at 0:20 the person on the right had a lit cigarette in his mouth already despite eating the only cigarette included in the video so far.
I mean, your brain fills that in, but of course after you watch the first it doesn’t really make sense. Movies do this, they’ll cut out the act of actually doing something and just skip to the next action.
F******* hilarious!!!! Thank you so much for posting this! This was a breath of fresh air on so many levels. 😂😂😂. It’s to see people still remember the old style. There are too few of us left. 😉.
From google: "Marijuana seeds aren't going to get you high no matter how many you crush and smoke. There's just not enough THC in the seeds to produce any effects. Lighting them up will create a lot of snap, crackle, and pop. The acrid smoke will irritate your throat and damage your lungs like other smoke" Huh!?
see this is where star trek gets it wrong, if the federation was a little less synthohol and a little more 500 cigarettes, i might be more eager to join.
This is definetly a classic era ytp. I'd argue that a bit more would need to be done for it to be considered a "proper" ytp, but for a first go, it's not bad. If you want to pursue ytps, I would advise you to do so. They're really fun to make
Eastern Europeans when they cut back on smoking
It's our average breakfast
French people*
@@m1l22 people?
@@m1l22 people?
@@kestrel7714 point invalid, you think they're people.
Healthiest 1920s breakfast
@@Shoegaze-Were they really though? They were riddled with lead and carcinogens and lacked nutritional awareness and access to doctors nearly universally. We may eat a cocktail of harmful chemicals and have increased in obesity but the average life-span increase is more than enough justification.
@@wick7201 not everyone in the 1920s was riddled with lead and carcinogens that’s an insane assumption. There are so many toxins present in people today that weren’t present back then and people were so much more physically fit it is insane. People eat literal poison nowadays and don’t even know your mind is going to explode when I tell you about the presence of heavy metals like lead in fast food lmao. Sure hospital care was worse and many didn’t have access to it but they had way lower rates of depression and mental illness for a reason(which is heavily linked with diet and gut health). I don’t know how people always say people are super healthy now and then go eat McDonald’s and live in a country with a 40% obesity rate. Also the length of your life isn’t directly correlative to your health it’s mainly medical care.
@@wick7201 you say they didn’t have nutritional awareness when they literally had better diets I can’t.
@@Shoegaze- Uhh. No they didn't. I come from sharecroppers. Their "nutritional awareness' was just trying not to starve to death or get diarrhea from dirty water
@@Shoegaze- Better diet does NOT mean nutritional awareness. You don't have to know about all the vitamins to eat something that resembles a healthy diet. Health isn't just about diet anyway.
me after smoking 2500 cigarettes:"You know what would really hit the spot rn"
five h u n d r e d cigarettes
5 galons of strong black esspresso
500g fent
10 galons of monster energy
I think I’d just settle for some oxygen.
There's only 463 cigarettes in the big pile. I can't believe I counted.
I got 454, but I could be wrong
The block at the bottom is 10x32 cigarettes in dimension (320)
I marked off the ones resting along the top, marking every 10th cig counted, resulting in 13 red marks (130)
with a remaining 4 cigarettes leftover (4)
totalling 454
ALRIGHT, which one of you smoked 46 cigarettes before they fully materialized 😤
@@Hollow_Autumn i apologise
@@worldf1re41 Now that's working smarter, not harder.
I counted 473 cigs
Even though I know its just a recycled clip the way the alien in blue behaves I can perfectly believe that he would say "500 cigarettes" in the exact same tone and cadence every single time.
I figured the loop out only on third time🤣
He's my favorite character in the show. The actor is an absolute legend for being able to say the things he does with such a straight face.
Shit got me for a sec cuz I’ve never seen this show and this would’ve been a hilarious bit if it actually went this way lol
Shite voice recognition
His name's bortis I think, ot bortus or sumn
me when I am faced with any mildly stressful situation
Should probably do something about that.
@@chrisrichards2289yeah, like smoking another one 🚬
@@chrisrichards2289 hm but yes of course: 500 cigarettes! 🧐
You just summed up every addict
when my beer fetcher (7 year old daughter) starts whining about the "trash in the living room" or the "lack of running water"
I love the implication that they're able to smoke 500 cigarettes in a split second.
You should’ve met the cigarette goblin
I think they were standing in that spot for a week. :D
The way it's edited makes it feel almost like a montage
250 each is an easy feat.
Entire ship bout ta smell like my grandma's house
It's funny that they act like cigarettes are a foreign item but the moment they light it up they act like they've been smoking since birth.
and 500 more cigarettes
Incredible reference
astounding reference
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER, ITS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOREVER AND I FORGOT WHAT IT IS, I JUST HEAR THE CADENCE IN MY HEAD, WHAT IS THIS
@@ClownFromTheYear9998 bro please tell me what this is, I saw it once and the way it's said has been locked in my brain but I can't remember the exact words
@@YungStinkyWinkyits like a video of some guys in suits ordering burgers at a drive thru at a burger king. the guy driving has a burger king hat and tells the prompter "i would like to order five whoppers, and 5 more whoppers"
"Does this count as a youtube poop?"
100%. This is basically a first generation YTP.
I enjoy these well made poopie youtube style
It ain't The Next Generation that's for sure
This taking me tf back
Man, where did 2006 go.
@@petermurphy9860😂😂😂I got it
Healthiest man in France
who needs drug dealers when you have replcators
Legalization reduces crime
Without legalization, people will just find another way. Paint thinners, aerosols, etc. You can't stop someone from getting something if they are determined.
I too will smoke 3000 cigarettes with a friend
I am more impressed by their will to continually stand long enough to go through 3,000 cigarettes.
That’s his husband
3 vape virgin vs 3000 chad cigarettes
“Friend”
A very close friend :)
average 13 yr old in eastern europe:
That's incredibly racist and xenophobic and you should be ashamed of yourself.
You forgot about western Europe. And southern Europe. And Central Europe. Honestly most of it except for the Nordics, they've figured out more efficient ways to die
true
500 vapes 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
13 year olds in na prefer fentanyl
@@insertuserhere1748what you yapping about
0:21 the homeless man 2 minutes after I give him a 10 dollar bill:
When I was In the Philippines in 2011, cigarettes were 1 Peso each, and $10 US was about 500 Pesos. A homeless man could've bought out the entire stock of the 12-year-old who was selling cigarettes and lighters between the cars in bumper-to-bumper traffic, and send the kid home early.
When my wife asks what I spent all the grocery money on
Something about 500 cigarettes materializing out of thin air is hella funny
It would save me a lot of money
Right like what brand are they
@@mrmonkke71motherfucking newports
@@mrmonkke71 I think the replicator doesn't ask the user for details but can accept them if given. So for example, you could probably say instead "500 cigarettes of roasted Virginia tobacco" or something if you wanted. Or some nice brand "500 cigarettes of American Spirit 0.8 mg"
@@Dennis-ud2nh something about it even having the ability to make a specific brand like "500 Newports" it's hilarious
this is incredible, i want more scenes of klingons trying human drugs
these are Moclans from The Orville but i agree on both counts. Worf deserves a joint
@@Striiiider I wanna see Gowron on meth. His eyes would bug out of his skull.
Does anyone know of any articles about some crackhead commiting a crime with a bat'leth?
IM NOT KLINGON
IM MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, MOCLAN
@@MaxxyBee despite being a blatant ripoff, The Orville does Trek better than Trek has for years.
0:20 doctors prescribing medication in the 19th century:
That one coworker IMMEDIATELY after clocking in
jerma smokes 5000 cigarettes on stream
YES THE FUCKUNG CIGARETTE STREAM IS UPON US
who is jerma?
YESSSSSSSSS
@@walkerwalkwalkerCigarette steamer
@@walkerwalkwalker A Scrub.
🎶…And I smoked 500 cigarettes and I will smoke 500 more!🎶
just to be the man who smoked 1000 cigarrettes and died of lung cancer at your door
Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate that I hate to make him wait, but I just gotta have another cigarette
ahhhh, you beat me to it
Use the old term for cigarettes 💀
@@Voodoo-420 It's no surprise your twitter account got suspended
I am surprised the ship's life support is still able to recycle all of that back into breathable air
in a utopic future you can smoke all the cigarettes you want
@@obsidiancrow450 life could be dream
I like to think each time he replicated 500 cigarettes, there's a timeskip and they smoked all 500 of them lol
I would puke after 5 in a row I bet.
if they consumed all 500 cigarettes, I believe that’s about 3,000 cigarettes. Or about 150 packs of cigarettes.
To this day, Jerma has smoked 10,531 cigarettes on stream. Thats the same as smoking a pack a day for 526 and a half days in a row. Thats impressive isnt it?
who?
@walkerwalkwalker Jerimiah Elbertson, also known as "the lower 48" is a "video game streamer" on "twitch".
@@dudebro8811 thanks
@@walkerwalkwalker A mentally insane individual who has been directly responsible for over 100million deaths.
If you have any information on him, immediately contact the police so they can send the army to dispose of him,
that is if he doesn't decide to just make your entire country a desolate hellscape like he did with 19 others.
dont know who that is
"I'm not addicted bro I can stop any time I want"
Also bro the moment he gets his paycheck:
your channel fell off lol
@@hello-rq8kf true
@@redtsun67 used to watch all the time back in 2021 thoughie
@@hello-rq8kf well I hope my vids brought you some joy lol
@@hello-rq8kfbut he dont got any content
*steps out back door of restaurant, sits on a milkcrate by a dumpster* five hundred cigarettes
Real
500 cigarettes to gryffindor
My crew the moment there's no customers
my GM too
Lol, this made me giggle. In what industry are yall..?
I worked 11 hears in the restaurant, hotels, nightlife/clubbing parts of the service industry as a bartender, I used to get 1 break to smoke per shift, and if I could sneak one minute out was 98% of the time with the line cooks lol, they were the fkng best. I used to love my job, Kinda miss it. But these industries are too fcked and exploitative for very shitty pay. Never again.
@@youknowimright1725 Oh yeah restaurant, I get one break, but if it's a slow day everyone, even the boss, is in the back on the vape or joint until it gets busy again. Usually there is someone up front on hospitality and as soon as we hear a greeting we all scurry back to our positions
@@RedShirtGuy96 I work the later shifts at a grocery store and I relate to that one heavily. Sometimes if a customer complains the store director checks the cameras so we’ve just been told not to stand around too much. We usually find a friend and just wander around the store. Then all of a sudden “(NAME) Please come to the front desk please (NAME) to the front desk [clunk]” and we have to hightail it back up front.
It could use another 500 cigarettes.
Kitchen staff during their 5 minute smoke break
This the most thug ass gangsta shit I ever seen
“I would walk a lightyear for a Camel”
How far would you walk for a Quaalude?
@@munkledinks8732A THOUSAND MILES
@@munkledinks8732 BRING EM BACK! CMON
THE GOOD OLD ROHRER 714 AND THEY CHANGED IT TO LEMMONS
@@munkledinks8732 I'd find the edge of the fucking universe
"I just got my paycheck so I need to make sure I save this money"
COMPUTER, 500 CIGARRETES
Thanks to this video, I will now have the phrase “500 cigarettes” stuck in my head for the next year or two
Meme edit aside, even though it's a parody, the show captures that humor DS9 and TNG had for Ferengi and other aliens becoming fascinated and overindulging in human culture really well.
This is honestly edited together so smoothly that I didn't even notice that at 0:20 the person on the right had a lit cigarette in his mouth already despite eating the only cigarette included in the video so far.
I mean, your brain fills that in, but of course after you watch the first it doesn’t really make sense. Movies do this, they’ll cut out the act of actually doing something and just skip to the next action.
the way he cuts left guy's hands going up to get another 500 cigs is fucking IMMACULATE, its so fucking seamless and almost seems right for that show
He spit it back up
The project zomboid experience
so fucking true
smoker trait users after surviving for > a month (they have 4 kg of cigarettes in their back pocket)
1:04 deadbeat parents when the unemployment checks come in:
I know this is a silly scene but these 2 come SO far and I love the character growth
“We must have more!”
“5- Cigarettes.”
stimulate your cancer
I quote "I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down" all the time 😂
We’ll have 500 cigarettes!
Anything else?
…
500 MOAR cigarettes 😌
In all they had 3501 cigarettes
thank you for showing the cigarette materialization scene every single time
five h u n d r e d cigarettes
That cigarette he ate had WAAAY too much crunch to it 😂
F******* hilarious!!!! Thank you so much for posting this! This was a breath of fresh air on so many levels. 😂😂😂. It’s to see people still remember the old style. There are too few of us left. 😉.
Carcinogen-maxxing
Edging on the Necotine
0:57 Germany after getting rid of their nuclear power and sustainble power and replacing it with coal
Down with the RWE
This is possibly one of my favourite youtube videos ever lmao
My coworkers during break
This was funnier than it should have been 😅
I've been coming back to this video on and off all week.
500 Cigarettes.
Nice touch putting Jerma at the end there, as we all know he is the most prolific cigarette smoker of the United States.
It wasn't until cigarette 1500 did I realize it was an edit and laughed my ass off
the funnier thing is that most smokers have had like twice this amount of cigarettes throughout their whole life
I've had twice that many this year
I'm having twice this many right now
Some people smoke a pack a day. Within a month they would have smoked more than this 😂
i smoke 11 a day, so 46 days & i would have smoked over 500... and i'm trying to cut back lately...
@@Bill-lt5qf cutting an addiction is a hard thing, you've got a tough road ahead of you
you got this man, best of luck!
Ive seen thousands of anti smoking ads but this one video here makes me want to smoke
How I keep the stress of two manageable tasks under control.
"I can stop whenever I want." *Presses button* "Five hundred cigarettes."
“500 seed blunts, stat!”
Seed!?
@@Vibyckoseed. 😏
From google:
"Marijuana seeds aren't going to get you high no matter how many you crush and smoke. There's just not enough THC in the seeds to produce any effects. Lighting them up will create a lot of snap, crackle, and pop. The acrid smoke will irritate your throat and damage your lungs like other smoke"
Huh!?
Missed world building opportunity to have Molclans always standing around smoking huge comically sized cigarrettes.
If I learned anything from a certain renegade angel, they should travel back in time
The Orville if it was good
Me walking into Seth MacFarlan's office after winning the lottery:
Five hundred episodes of the Orville
You mean Seth McFarlands
You meant family guy
Seth Mcfartland
takes me back to when youtube poops were in their golden age
You need to post the thumbnail, that alone is so funny to me ☠️ the whoajacks you made are so good 😭😭😭
This is one of those videos that makes you appreciate UA-cam
It's just 500 cigarettes and it can't be all that bad.
I think smoking those in one day might k*ll you
one of the funniest moments in star trek
it’s amazing how they’ve apparently never smoked before but the one on the left smokes it like he’s a pack a day smoker
Line Cooks
"I'm not addicted" mfs when you tell them to quit:
500 cigarettes
This is a fresh comedy we needed.
I’ve scrolled past this about 5 times now no more I must watch 😂
My McDonald’s order
bro ordered 3000 cigarettes
"what happens when you go a half hour without smoking a cigarette?"
".... I do not know."
average construction worker on his lunch break
“I better spend this paycheck wisely, rent is due this week.”
see this is where star trek gets it wrong, if the federation was a little less synthohol and a little more 500 cigarettes, i might be more eager to join.
Federation uses synthohol instead of alcohol and synthol instead of steroids.
my god i knew it was coming but each time another 500 cigarettes was said i lost my shit 😭
"I was curious to taste it" Such an amazingly done line I love it
I showed this to someone and they were like "where the other ones go?" 😂
this is a modern day youtube poop. this is art.
this is exactly how smoking feels
so fucking true
I hate Smoking, but this Clip makes it look so damn tempting! I hope I will not end up trying it in the future
@@Gravity_studioss If it helps, it feels nowhere near as cool/good later on, when you're getting all pissy and feeling shitty in between smokes
this video has the same energy as discombobulate
I love the implication that immediately after he eats it, he took it back out and begun smoking it while the other one summoned 500 cigarettes
They did it for 5G!
I get that reference
BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY
Yantianto
im subbing but i expect 500 cigarettes
This is definetly a classic era ytp. I'd argue that a bit more would need to be done for it to be considered a "proper" ytp, but for a first go, it's not bad. If you want to pursue ytps, I would advise you to do so. They're really fun to make
A ytp going back to form. Sublime
They would get along with Beldar Conehead for sure.
If you liked Coneheads watch the show. The Orville is basically if Seth McFarlane wrote Star Trek The Next Generation
cant wait for the british dub
"Five-hundred f**s"
@@user-oe2sn6bv6qthat's just my friends' Discord server
Best tobacco ad ever
SMOKING 500 CIGARETTES... FOR 5G!!!
LETS GO!!
I like the thumbnail alot
I can totally see aliens acting like this when they discover cigarettes
Dude I loved this video you put together
this is the best ad for smoking I've ever seen
Five hundred cigarettes with five hundred more (indefinitely) on the way