Double Standards and Trolls - KingCobraJFS - Back in Time Series
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- Опубліковано 22 кві 2024
- Live streamed on Jan 14th 2021
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It's amazing how he falls for "better not go live" every time
Better not take the bait, BOY!
It's my favorite part of his shtick toobz
Better not Boy!!!!
Since the fourth graid
Better not eat another Cat Food Big Mac Boy!
No one has trolled him harder than Father Time.
Such is the case for all unfortunately
Satan has been doing all the heavy lifting
😂😂
The universe will continue to spread, and spread outward, and... entropy will turn a chaotic infinity into a homogenous, controlled system. This will take billions of years, and in that time, humans will push technology to heights we can't imagine. We'll explore and inhabit space, and occupy more and more of the universe, just as time allowed our ancestors to... multiply in numbers, and populate more and more of the Earth.
...and as the specific people come and go, their physical bodies will be born, and grow, and die... but their thoughts will remain... and King Cobras Videos, his glorious videos... are recorded ideas of his, that will still be here.
Even when the Earth is no longer inhabitable, and humanity has long since moved away to bigger planets, they'll carry with them a record, a record we all keep; mark my words... and look at what we've started, what is... What is the internet? What is the online world, if not a record? Never-ending feed of ideas, immortal ideas... forever placed in the ether of dualism.
What is an idea? Where does it live? How does it manifest itself? Can it live forever? Will it live forever, outside of these physical husks of ours, our bodies?
They will plug themselves into an information grid, and they will have access...
...and what then? 80,000 years from now?
The people watching his videos will smile and that smile will transcend space and time and the physical limitations of this existence, whatever they may be, however many dimensions exist...
There will always be King Cobra JFS.
Father Time had a little help from alcohol, saturated fats, sugar, and tobacco. Also, the DUSTER, toobs!
This is before he sacrificed his health in a deal with Satan in order to end the dry spell… but he was tricked and given the curse of a succubus that has now run him out of his home
Classic satan
Lmfao
Satan worship, not even once
@@nuggertThe horned daddy is just punishing him for being a sicko.
Based Satan.
He almost looks healthy here....
speaking English and everything.
To be fair this video was about 4 years ago
No he doesn't
“Go outside and experience life” says the man who never leaves his big infested apartment
His lily white skin has spoken
I remember when he used to ride bike. At least he got a few rays of sunlight and some exercise. I bet he doesn't even have that bike anymore.
He's a hermit now. Very sad.
@@djdragondrawer9339 He still has the bike, it just has a flat tyre and he doesn't know how to fix it/can't be assed.
@@IronHorse1854
All he has to do is ask Clint to find someone to fix it, why is he so damn lazy lol
@@djdragondrawer9339It would take papa nips 10 minutes tops to change the inner tube, but the dad of the year that he is, he doesn't care. Or maybe he is aware that the alcohol induced brain damage makes cobes too dangerous to be on the streets.
I miss the old Cobra, the fast talking Cobra , pipe thoughts Cobra, the makin wands Cobra, smellin good Cobra, I hate the new Cobra, the bad mood Cobra, The always bloated Cobra 🐍
flows just like cobes himself wrote it. TWU
The always rude Cobra, spaz on the booze Cobra
I miss the dope Cobra, rubs on the soap Cobra
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Cobra
The run by a demon cobra
Old Cobes was fun, and occassionally self-aware "better put a helmet on if I'm going to use a can opener *duuuuurrrrr* ", the "ending dry spell with a complete psycho"-Cobes is, as Monty Python would say; "no fun anymore", generally speaking, I do like that he's done a bit more food hacks again. (I do however wish that he would explain how to make Nachos a bit more clearly, something with a layer of something, I just did not get it, TWU!)
I just posted that somewhere else last week, lol. Fast talking, hope, possibly futures. 😂
I think the new move, has folks looking foward to him going back... it's unfortunately going to worse.
Our bois gone for good I think. No turning back from here.
The difference in this video is astounding. His brain is total mush now. He now just goes on endless loops about the KFC Double Down or garlic butter cups.
He should be the poster child for D.A.R.E., at least for duster.
Brain infection from tooth rot unfortunately
@@toxicsmurf Someone in my town passed away a few years ago from an abcessed tooth. She finally went to the ER and they started a regime of antibiotics. Too late. All her organs shut down. She was an alcoholic and I suppose when the alcohol quit helping the pain she gave in. Cobes is gonna meet the same fate if he doesn't do something about those rotten teeth.
For real, Everytime I see a video like this from even just 3 or 4 years ago MAX and he's like a different person, it's honestly sad.
@@alexbellington9243 He has made all the wrong choices in life.
Better not obsess over a 4th grader for decades BOY
His face had less mass during that time.
2 extra teeth.. non-infected gums , just fat layer of plaque setting up the future rot.
A few too many cardinal cherries
@@shirellet.dunkleen8742 Don’t forget the genetic soda!
Sold his soul for extra garlic butter cups
And the smell of wendys
And duster. Don’t forget the duster….
Damn, I forgot about old cobes... he has not been good to him self! I guess it's just the way a gothic bad boy rocksuperstar youtoober rolls!
A veritable goth bad boy, one of the few that are supposed to smell good.
A candle that glows twice as bright burns half as long. It is what it is 🕯
“Old” as in like 2-3 yrs ago. That’s how much he’s declined
Duster is a hell of a drug
I'm never brushing my teeth as that's what the trolls want me to do. Brain infection coming on strong boys.
It's amazing how the deterioration has progressed. This was just 3 years ago. Now he's incredibly bloated and his mind is even further gone.
Listen to his voice then- as apposed TO NOW!!!
YOU CAN HEAR THE YEASTS IN HIS ESOPHAGUS!!!!
Huffing brings character
He has a lisp now, too. His body is falling apart.
Being bullied since the 4th grade -> being rejected by girls since the 4th grade
Quite the character development
The cadence in his speech , its like modern cobes on 2x speed
…But, I digress
It's so weird and crazy how much he's transformed both physically and mentally from doing nothing but huffing duster and drinking bog mead all the time. He's just so different now!
"Random ass email numbers"
😂😂😂
He has a lot memories in his current place to look back on when he moves out. Horrible, Horrible memories.
When he thinks back on his bug chair he'll remember the time he viciously beat Puff on it.
"Nobody can tell cobra when he can go live" enter jessica and multiple youtube bans. So think again 😂
That's so true my dood XD
He looks so much better here than he does now and we still thought he looked bad compared to the first apartment at this point
"If she rejects you move on" continues to talk about being rejected by girls in middle school
Behold the effects of a dust free apartment, toobs. Amazing the transformation that can occur in just 3 short years.
How can he read other peoples texts perfectly but not his own? Special.
the good old days and we took them for granted
Ian come back I want to see josh explain what's happened to beloved puff
He strangled him in a drunken dry spell rage is my guess.
@@RockyHoarderPictureShows either that or treated him like the hat 💀
@@RockyHoarderPictureShows No one told puff to act CUTE doodt. Maybe he shouldnt have gone against the fucking GRAIINNNN
@@Kujien I dread the day we see the body cam footage of Casper P.D entering Jorshs trailer to find he met the same fate as puff via the grease witch.
The rapid decay he's had has me shocked he was this level of coherent his second studio set. I dread to see what level he'll fall to when he's kicked out of the third. Inhaling Copium here but I hope he rebounds back.
i'm waiting for his daniel larson arc
Him struggling to read the text that he typed back to the "troll." Absolutely amazing.
Its amazing how regarded he is to fall for the dont do x, and he does x. His trolls are using his oppositional defiance disorder against him.
That’s the idea and can’t believe he’s still falling for it 😅
And to think Clunt has never thought to do the same thing to get Josh to straighten up his act otherwise Cobes wouldn’t be where he is today
the amount of deterioration he's experienced in such a short time is amazing- he's truly speedrunning his own demise
Sadly True Words !
Yeah I don't think he will be around for long
Hopefully, soon.
I love that he responds to texts, then quickly blocks the sender and scurries off with his chest puffed to claim himself troll-slayer
*"Your meth lab blew up and now your landlord is evicting you? Who cares!?!? It's their loss, move out!"*
- Cobes 2024
6:10 "Every move you make, every step you take. Ill be trolling youuuuuuu."
Nice I love the back in time series. It really shines a light on just how much he's sadly declined.
He had to silently read his own text message response before he could read it out loud haha a text that he himself wrote and sent.
Can't believe he has 300 subs left to hit 100k
Most are dead subs though.
@@LuciferAlmighty
He bought 90% of his subs.
Better not dump Jessica BOY
He never moved on from Ellen
Nobody can tell this boy to brush his teeth or take care of his lizard, no tooth, no poffers , NO PROBLEM
"Need help overcoming your trolling obsession? Need advice on relationships? Then look no further, your answers are in good hands with Dr. Josh Saunders, expert on life"
Nowadays his brain is on airplane mode...
Classic Cobra. .You better not go live' still gets him. So regarded
The fact that it still gets him every time years later is fucking hilarious
Cobes took Shrek's advice to heart, become an onion with layers
I forgot how much of a leprechaun he looked like when he had that neckbeard and goatee
both cobes and the chair look in much better health
Weird to think these are now the "good old days"
Is it me or does Cobes look like a scarecrow sitting in his chair,smoking his corn cob pipe
"my trolls don't tell me when I go live, I choose when I go live or not"
Hes so skinny here he looks like a bobble head. Most recent vid he looked like river pheonix after they found him.
Crazy how much he's lost his cognitive ability
Cobes has Stage 3 Onset Dementia. I know the signs. I have known many people with it, and lost people to it.
7:25 i love when he starts the impression in a deeper voice then switches into a higher pitched one.
Trip out. Yesterday I stumbled across a channel called joshuAIsaunders and a video on that channel called King Cobra JFS (The good ending). It totally blew my mind to imagine the possibilities.....damn
I saw it too! Totally agree
It came up in my recommendations, haven't seen it yet though.
Check out the latest drop!!! The bad ending!!!!!!!!
jorb has problem reading, but he is a goth bad boi
Dude reads like Kid Rock during Joe Dirt.
Mini Manson is more goth than him. 🔥
Crazy how coherent he is here. His speech isn't at half speed and he didn't even have one absent seizure mid sentence. Maybe the botulism is real.
B O T U L I S M
Bless you for this treat
His downfall has been fast and hard
I barely recognize him with this considerably less alcohol bloated face
About time we got a 'Back in Time' BOY. Cheers BC! TWU
“Nobody can and can’t *tells* Cobra when he goes live” such a word smith.
Feels like here he was still before the point of no return. Current day boglim is about 60% slower than 3 years ago. Sad.
I love how he blames the ''trolls'' for any little thing that don't goes his way. Dude fell asleep and burns down the trailer park '' It's the trolls fault '' dude falls of his bike '' It's the trolls fault '' SMH!
The curse of Puff is coming in nicely TMDWU toobz
0:28 LMAOOOO this is in my top 10
The hideous love child of Brian peppers and GG Allin
The fact Jorsch still falls for the "better not go live boy" shtick to this day is hilarious 😂
Lmfao Josh struggling to read his own words. Woah
Another back in time episode! Heck yeah!
Why was he not picked on before the 4th grade? What happened before that?
That’s when he started stalking that girl and he went from “the quiet kid” to “the creepy kid”
He was allowed out of the basement after 3rd
That was what i was thinking, too, lol.
He started duster in 4th grade
Whata peanut head
This stage of the hat is tremendous 😂
Amazingly, here in 2024 he still hasn’t figured out how reverse psychology works 😅
This was shortly before I started watching cobes, started June 2021
Cobez looking cleaner. He must have had his seasonal bath... or he walked for alcohol in heavy rain.
He’s unemployed and wears a dog collar
He has deteriorated so much since '01
KingToddlerJFS is fucking HILARIOUS
It hilarious how he's still saying the same crap today "Every time my TROLLZ got me evicted I end up somewhere bigger and better" Sure you do buddy. And sure, it's the trolls that are to blame for everything in your life. You clearly made all the right choices all the time !
Back when his head looked like it wasn't going to pop.
It's quite frightening how fast Cobes deteriorated from duster and hooch abuse.
That is not the King Bloated JFS of today
If you beat the crap out of anyone that tries to bully you it will only happen once if at all.
The laugh 😂😂 heeeh heeeeeh heee
Ozzy Osbourne Jr always getting back at the trolls.
hell yeah babyyyyy twu!!
“Boyyyyy” 😂😂😂😂
He genuinely looks sick. Death saga coming in nicely toobz!
if 1 troll told him not to go live , and another told him to go live … i wonder would his brain explode
cobra's face and body was better like this 3 years later the guy is bloated bitter and being controlled by a woman from Virginia Beach
“You feel me on that UA-cam?”
Still, all these years later, it still blows my mind that he is a real person. Imagine seeing him irl. Omg
At least he has Boyle now 😂
Jorfs glasses have shrunk significantly once the mead saga started.
Who woulda thought we'd be looking at Jorb from 3 years ago and wanting that back.
This latest suspension has been brutal for me. I have no idea what to do with my sad and pathetic life.
TMDWU toobz Cobes rules my sad life too😢..Praise Cobras Magik
@@jaysonlee4394
It's time for you to praise Mini Manson's magic. 🤟🏼🎤💦
The new boy is so bitter and jaded
1000 days...... chilling
Look how cleaner it looked in there
How long does the bog have left to clear out the stick den??
It’s just funny how OJ Simpson can kill his wife, but when I do it, “Oh, god, King Colbra, you’re the worst”, and ya know, it is what it is, UA-cam.
Without his trolls he has no viewers and nothing to talk about. They literally rule his sad pathetic life
He thinks he's a superstar. He's NOTHING.