Delusions of Dating - KingCobraJFS - Back in Time Series
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- Опубліковано 9 тра 2024
- Live streamed on June 8 2020
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Sex is a WAND not a MEAD
Bravo young man bravo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Genius. THAT is most definitely what's up. 🐍
Alright alright you got me... That was actually funny
This is goddamn hilarious
Josh breaking his dry spell makes me more appreciative of my dry spell. It serves as a circle of protection.
😂😂😂😂
Facts. I keep my dryspell alive because I WANT TO and NOT because I'm anti-social and a loser. TWU toobz
HE COULD HAVE HAD ANYONE
LMFAO 😂😂😂
@coltonwilkie241 me too, and fuck anyone who tries to un-anti•social us!!!
now it’s our dry spell
Preach My Dawg
😮12th@@TheRealRayCharless
him being the 'patient fisherman ' sure didnt catch him a prize tuna. All he got was a slimy blobfish
I envisioned a flounder
@kkelsey8811 oh baby don't do the cute little flounders dirty like that 😉
You're being generous! NaL is the human equivalent of old cartoon characters catching an old, worn-out Wellington boot.
@hoomanm6807 yes ! And probably smells about the same lol
he definitely caught crabs too
hair regrowth stankface era was prime cobes. I love the notion of the "dating scene" as if it's some sort of subculture where dating itself is somehow the goal and people participate as if it's a hobby or competitive sport
Its a term that makes sense only for 20 somethings in major cities and is irrelevant for 33 year old boglims in flyover states
The term is relevant only for 20 somethings in major cities and has nothing to do with 33 year old boglims in flyover states
I don't know why the idea of competitive dating is so funny but I'm lmao.
In this case is Tactical Soap the equivalent of illegal performance enhancing drugs?
@squaredcircle1111 yup.. they only “do” this in the sense that they are delusional and insecure and don’t really understand the meaning of relationships. Just like jordy
Cobes: "Guys shouldn't be ghosting girls."
Cobes: *ghosting NaL*
and that's a good thing
Damn skippy. shes the worst thing to happen to cobraverse since.......uh......Nope shes the worst
@@jtmnyallbudsnoseedsit’s the first time I’ve legitimately felt bad for him.
@@jtmnyallbudsnoseeds Ehhhh, honestly I prefer her over 2 years of gender relations, doordash and troll loops.
@maximumoof6706 As an intervening saga though.
Something had to break up the monotony @@maximumoof6706
His only "real experience" with the outside world is what he's seen in 90's sitcoms and it shows whenever he pitches a hypothetical scenario
“And when I was at the high school party at the rich kid’s house, Soundgarden came and played on top of the half pipe in the back yard.”
He's a 90's baby remember. I know what you're talking about though. I'm an 80's baby. I remember the shit he talks about better than he does, but you can almost pick all of his rants out of an episode of Friends or some shit like that
Exactly. None of the sht he brambles on about happens in real conversation.
He gets it from "home improvement"
@@jtmnyallbudsnoseedsagree completely, I'm a 1979 vintage and I know all his references, they're just stupid... Like hkm.
Better not be travelling back in time, BOY
Your intro is what Josh will see when his life flashes before his eyes. Just random lucid moments throughout his life.
I hope he will see all his favorite cherished memories when its his time to die, and that the lord will greet him with loving open arms and save his soul amen 🙏🙏
I give it 2 days before everyone finds out where his new place is
He's at Clunt's attic right now
And Natalie's moving in the trailer with him. He admitted on a video I saw.
I give it 2 days before his address gets "leaked" so his trolles doordash him free booze
I honestly don’t believe that he’s moving into a trailer (trailers/courts are actually deceptively expensive/volatile, even renting, a complete fucking racket). Apartments, condos, etc. have way better protections for renters.
I think Clint’s going to keep him around as long as possible.
we know already
Those eyes had different zip codes back then.
Lol
the gomez addams look is still my favorite. stank face was still going strong
Is that noise the hot air leaking out of his head???
TWDMU
Lmao. I miss this crabby, squinting, delusional version of josh.
It’s always stunning to me to see what he looked & sounded like just 3-4 years ago.
BC you really been feeding my boglim fix with the back in time series. It’s very much appreciated dood but I digress.
I agree totally but i digest
Am I the only one who gets disappointed when there’s no chat highlights😢
No
The chat and the troles are the only thing that's entertaining
Big "nice guy" energy here
Why does this guy look like he smells good?
Depends if you like the smell of cabbage.
1:07 😉
Looks like he smells like the guy running the tilt a whirl at the fair.
@@xXTheSammichXxStill better than NALs burger barn
The eye liner makes the wonky eye look even more wonked
Jessica is so special! He had an _army_ of fangirls, and he chose her.
You can see her appreciation on a daily basis.
Its refreshing to remember he used to be able to talk at a decent pace.
Wait patiently and you can get a cracked out pelican of your own TWU
Tactical soap only works on men, that’s why Warlord comes over so much
This Josh would be running from NAL…
Jorb is definitely the type to say "birthing persons" now.
Well, Josh does identify as a bogging person.
Thing is, will it be in a ridiculous fake solidarity monologue, or in a seething googly-eyed, saliva-spraying drunken rant?
Its so god damn funny that he thinks everyone else sees him as a goth cowboy.
*badboy goth cowboy
I'm getting constipated goth something or other here...only goth because he looks like a Hot Topic shopper.
I wish he would bring back the scrunched-up, dookie-smelling expression. He looks so confused when he speaks.
🤣 This one just hit right this morning
WHY is he making that mean mug face the entire time
Yes, when *I* have my period, sometimes I actually DON'T want it. but sitting on the couch and watching ol' Tim the Toolman on Home Improvement, bitching about the guys I hate... that's always been my rememdy!
Wtf is with that background noise? Was there a vagrant watching something?
his 24/7 stream of no clothing women.
T.v. was bein cute that day
The boy need to move out of clints basement asap! The new saga is gonna be lit af!
I miss this era of Josh. Definitely miss the young optimistic Josh where he had ambition. But it's amazing to look back and revisit the chrysalis stage that makes our peanut head regard so horfically lovable now. God speed kingjorbra you have enriched our lives like looking at a car crash
"Try to be her friend, before you try to be her girlfriend" 💃
i'm always just in awe of the unintentional comedic timing
The hat is straight out of a renaissance painting 🖼️
The fish metaphors are most definitely what's up, toobz
That hat then versus now is astounding. this wasn't even that long ago
That is not the same hat. This one bit the dust long ago
Josh should have been in a group home many many many years ago. Absolute regard is a danger to himself and others but I digress.
He seems capable of living on his own at this point in time. Now, he can’t even wipe his ass.
With the most basic of therapy, and a slight nudge in the right direction he could have been a legitimate productive member of society; maybe even happy.
Clint doesn't care, though (no judgement). He has his real family now.
@@CNYKnifeNutagreed 100% jorsh has only rotted to this point because of enablers and lack of care. But i digress.
Dude, wtf is that face he keeps making? lmfao
It's called a "smolder" it's a very sexy chad move
@@THEPINAPPLEABLE hahahahahaha
It’s known as the “Stank Face” among seasoned Cobra viewers. He used to do it all the time, cause he would be trying to look at the crown of his head to assess his bald spot in the monitor view of himself.
He would often reassure himself that his hair was “coming back in nicely” .....but it was not
Typically it means he’s using his brain to its maximum capacity. This includes either reading, investigating, or thinking about something without a premade thought card for his brain to pull out.
I love time travel
Cobes calls it 'blacking out'
I so love when our boy gives us advice on everything he has no clue about.
God bless bog chrons time machine
Praise bog chrons magic
Epic wisdom from the bog at the end there. 😂. He’s like Karl Pilkington. ‘People who live in glass houses need to answer the door!’
Karl is 100 times funnier without even trying "I'm using me fables"😂😂
@@bazglsgw1208 true Karl is a savant level genius compared to cobes
@@macncheese2392 I was watching Karl's top 10 funniest/most stupid sayings today
@@bazglsgw1208 i still listen to Rockbusters 🔥
God I miss seeing animated Karl on the Ricky gervais show. Karl is a gift to this world and jorb is sentient garbage.
Josh talking about all the ladies looking back at him because of his scent! No Josh they were looking back and asking themselves, Wtf is That?
His brain is fried.
Praise Leann’s magic, I can hear her rebuttals to this in my mind
I love that Josh is in hiding right now
Guarantee Clint told him better not stream, better not call Jessica, better shower, better brush your teeth, better show you can be an adult before I let you move out again, BOY
Back in Time series coming in nicely t00bz
“If you can’t be happy without s3x and without money you’re never going to be happy with it”.
This may in fact be true but I would rather be unhappy with those things than unhappy without those things.
"--jealous of his hot, *younger* wife."
No "younger of-age" wife, cobra? Oh no...
Funny how Jessica admitted on one of her deleted lives how she had to get up in there and wash Josh’s behind because “his hygiene isn’t the best” lol! Guess that tactical soap doesn’t work without any effort 😅 wonder if he ever saw that part of her live? Probably not. Too bad because I seriously wonder 💭 if he’d still be with her if he’d seen that or some of the other highly offensive stuff she’s done/said about/to him but was smart enough to quickly delete it. Shame he doesn’t listen to those that really cared enough to tell him.
Part of Cobra's problem, is he's convinced that he's always right. I think it's part of his oppositional defiance disorder. When anyone challenges him (like Clint) he either goes quiet or runs.
Praise Bog Chron's magic
another highly informative session
Something about him being more lucid back then makes his delusions sound worse 😂
I was curious wtf tactical soap is. So i looked it up and looked at rhe reviews and people bought and posted pictures of cobra in the reviews 😂😂😂😂😂 It made me laugh so hard. People typing out full reviews about him and his soap reccomendation 😂😂😂
4 years later he broke his spell and now Regretting it big time by becoming a sicko himself
Love a good delulu stream
Yeah buddy
He is extremely delusional! Sitting there lying to himself all day everyday is not healthy
Holy shit! Iconic! I miss this sexy gothic bad boy 😢
I miss cobes' sharpie eyeliner
Sex is a want, not like mead.
It’s a sipping mead trole
This was one of my first exposures to the Dark Lord. Found him from a clip channel and I knew I needed to find out more. Watched this video first, it was a great introduction into Long Form Cobes.
I got pulled in after seeing him eat the burrito with a roach in it
I gotta say! I like the The Back in Time series
Protect this man at all costs.
lets goooo back in time
That goth cowboy taught my daughter where babies come from when we went for a meal at KFC and i left her unattended in the booth and he smelled gooooood
Back in daddys basement. Haha
Lol his angry face in this one is something else.
peeing standing up>men trying to get into my pants.
I’m watching home improvement next cycle
He's making so many funny faces in the beginning
As bad as cobes can be, he got cursed with nal
Yeah Buddy 💪🏻
Right u got that...In my John Wayne voice ..
yeah buddy!
You would think with all that knowledge he would have landed a of age female back then if he headed his own philosophy.
Dont even miss duster brain
Let's make Kingcobrajfs rich. That would be the ultimate troll.
Get this man a position in political office immediately
Just was thinking about Cobes saying his next tattoo he wants a Monster energy M. if he gets it will he say
''NOT A SPONSOR'' anytime someone sees it? Just free advertisment 🤣
"But here's thing of it" 😂
Cobra is the WebMD for dating.
It’s crazy how un coherent he is now a days , back then you could actually understand him
omg... his eyes look like googly eyes with those glasses... "yeah buddy."
That was his best face
So, his views has changed a bit since the current
That eye lazier than Jorp himself.
Patient fisher man
This is just proof that tactical soap works. Its all about being patient and waiting 6 years. TWU
The stink eye was really coming out in this video
Once every 4 weeks?! I get mine every third week 😮😂
If Josh could stay sober for a year I’d give him one of my houses he could keep it the same great house or I’d pay for it to be torn down for his regarded clock tower mansion. Giving away one of my houses isn’t the issue for me it’d be the fact the Bog would be living in the same house me and my wife who are both young but of age, cis-gendered, non related, alive, and white lives in. Then the fact that the bog could possibly live near us.
yea buddy! TMDWU
Nothing like taking a shower with some cold cut hand pressed soap doot
How many years did he not get laid and ‘studied’ gender relations? Imagine finally breaking that dry spell and getting stuck with Jessica and having your life threatened with a $8 machete . Life is a tragic comedy.
Begins by saying his alpha male cologne smells good, then doesn’t understand that means he is attracted to alpha males. TWU.
Should we trust the tactical soap advertisement from a guy that went on a 6 year dry spell 🤣🤣 But then again maybe it only works for the cam ladies
Yup. Real suga. Sweet af over here. Jessica has a lot of nerve stanking like Wendy's....
The weirdest thing is no one cares if you haven't had sex. But if you keeps going on about how he doesn't get any, that's the only time people care; it's annoying.
Josh showing man period during his dry spell , complaining about women want give him a chance is golden. Know it's gone from not a hot gothic girl, but a water demongora