Boglim Chronicles - Captain Clink KingCobraJFS
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- Опубліковано 19 лют 2022
- Live streamed on Feb 18 2022
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I feel sorry for Jord. no seriously. It has been years, but he still can't cope with Homeboy Scotty's passing, and still thinks he can hang out with him. Poor guy.
He tried so hard to be the nice guy to Angie's daughter bought her a $200 sword tried to flex how famous he is by streaming from her house and she still wanted nothing to do with this mutant. And those are the most regarded pants I've ever seen.
Goo gonna swallow for a platinum.
Real tawk those pants are WU
might have something to do with ppl posting cobra butt naked and jacking it to her facebook photos while completely drunk
@@HamburgerAmy OMG 😳
@@pasthuman him on facebook is something else. xD
He hasn’t come to terms with Scotties death. He still texts his disconnected number, every birthday
RIP Scottie, gone but not forgotten
Jord: "You're jealous how great I am!"
Also Jord: "My dead friend won't answer his phone for some reason. Sigh."
rip homeboy scotty 😢I hope hes getting all the meth he deserves in heaven
Well he is dead so
@@henryk1031 The Illumiscotty begs to differ.
@@henryk1031 Wee-Gee board my dude! The Sprint of the netherworld.
@@d3ath8ybac0n4 ok now that makes sense
Those jeans might just finally end the dry spell
When he spills a drink on them?
TMDWU
They look like they were made by asspizza
He’s like a toddler who likes to clink pots and bowls on the kitchen floor 😂
The fact he has to say 'of age' and 'alive' is one hell of a red flag
Yeah it's super cringe every time he says either.
He thinks he’s displaying his virtue but ironically it makes him super sketchy. He had a neighbor over and after saying “cis, of age, alive” the neighbor looked sketched and left.
@@lindboknifeandtool he's been adding cis, alive, and whatever a lot lately. "Alive" is the most disturbing. How could he possibly think that would be necessary to clarify?
@@fffrrraannkk I think he assumes he’s making himself look desirable and not like a creep. He’s either an actual creep, or fixated on displaying he isn’t. I doubt cobes would do anything nasty like that but you never know😂
@@lindboknifeandtool he’s definitely caught himself ogling teenagers
He always talks about how he smells because of his various tactical soaps. The thing is, he smokes. So he never smells like his tactical soap. He always smells like cigarettes.
Autism prevents the victim from learning, apparently
Dude, you couldn't be further from reality lol you must be one of his trolls!!!!
If he smelled like cigarettes, you wouldn't hear about all these stories with hot chick's saying "Damn that goth cowboy smells so good right now!"
"Sit and wait patiently". Going to be a looooong wait. Even Goocheese isn't ending that dry spell, boy.
does they perfer....bogcheese or goolim
Idk. She did bang Mondo. I think anything's possible if she drinks enough.
I used to spend alot of my money smoking weed.. i still do.. just that i smoke weed on my UA-cam channel now 😂✊
@@SevenHunnid gayest thing I've ever read
@@RiseForDoom it was bad yeah :D
Let's put cobes on special books for special kids.
He’d be intimidated by the word “books”
Bro I'm surprised anyone else knows that channel
The mr green episode was as close as we’re gonna get
Those Boglim Britches are too funny Clink Faye Saunders
Seriously violated those black denim Wranglers.
i hope he wears them every day from now on. the of age walnuts will appreciate it.
TMDWU
Has anyone noticed that his eyes are in a constantly startled expression versus his early days on here?
He clinks those bottles like he's trying to get The Warriors to come and out play
Can you dig it?
His eyes running from each other like opposing magnets.
The wonk is back baby!
LMFAO The pants turned out EXACTLY as predicted!! HORRENDOUS 😆 😅 😂 🤣
I'd be impressed if he did the stenciling without help.
Legend has it you can still see the ghost of captain clink sailing the of-age high seas
Him tapping his cheap pot metal hot topic rings on his beer bottles has been driving me nuts for months I’m glad other people have noticed it
*Spencer's* trust me I had the same ring when i was 14
It's so fucking annoying
And like a Regarded child he clinks the Glass..
Totally talking about Ellen
This is an almost 31 year old person with those jeans.
Our boy's brain is so fried.
Imagine being controlled by the trolls so hard you have to add 27 qualifiers to everything you say!🤣
Good ol' Clink Saunders
So with the clinks he’s confirming he has oppositional defiance disorder among at least several other things. Congrats Jord you failed the test.
Oppositional Defiance Disorder sounds like a made up term for “I didn’t get my ass beat and told no enough as a kid “
Someone should tell him that brushing his teeth angers them and he should stop doing it....
maybe he will brush those niblets he calls teeth.
Can’t wait till that glass shatters in his hand, you just know it’s covered with micro fractures and it’s only a matter of time! And Cobes will rage even harder when he realizes he can’t buy another one because he got banned from teespring lol!!
somone just needs to give him a ceramic or carbide spiked ring.
Oh man that will be a great stream. Legendary boglim regard freakout in the making toobz
Does anyone know his ring size? 👀
Those jeans are…wild. Black jeans with two white undershirt armpits sewn into the thighs with green magic marker scribble.
I wouldn’t have thought of it.
Scott gets one look at the jeans ...ummm I'm busy cobes
R.I.P Homeboy Scotty
He's chillin in Boglim paradise now..... trust and believe toobz
@@tacticalsoapfren4855 Nah, he's boofin' Bud Lites off the coast a' Cuba with Tupac as we speak. The Illumiscotty, TWU
Delusions of grandeur comin in nicely TWU toobz
Praying for that fucking glass to shatter next time that boglim clinks his potion time glass with his ring 😔🙏
I wonder if Clint watches any of his content to see how bad its gotten.
What's worse?
Clint knowing just how bad it's gotten and not intervening, or Clint just being a clueless jackass
Ignorance is bliss🤷🏼♂️
@@Romegyptian the first
Clint, come get your boy
Clint starts up a UA-cam channel to do video responses to Josh's videos would be one hell of a saga.
watching him deny the stalking accusations really puts how far off he's gone over the years and how delusional he became into perspective. he literally used to own up to it and talk about how guilty he feels for the girls he stalked and he was actually coming off sincere but now hes just this boglim
Don't forget buying a chick a sword and hanging out with her elderly parents all the time hoping to see her
@@jarreldoomis3502 yeah of course lol
Yes! I was just looking for something good to watch!
You are always so creative with the cover photos. Love your channel!
I miss the days of multiple orders of doordash being sent to him in one day
a clean, cisgender, of age, alive, non related, non human, non dairy, low fat, high protein
I’m convinced he shuffles around like an geriatric because that’s how Ozzy walks. A few years of hard drinking isn’t going to completely fuck your motor functions like that he just thinks it’s looks badass \m/
All day everyday drinking, plus drinking no water will definitely do that to you, I’ve seen it personally with my own eyes. Now add in spray paint fumes, spice , and whatever is in that vape and yea It will do it. If he quit and started drinking water , eating healthy he could reverse it .
Yeah but huffing duster and smoking spice will make you walk like that
“Captain Clink” lol
The clink counter is hilarious
“ I’m 80% British and also white “ - Josh Fey Saunders 2022
Like a moth to a flame, like a Boglim to a beer. TWU.
Fuck man I’m 30 too and haven’t been laid in awhile either but if a famous Goth magician UA-cam celebrity who makes wands can’t find an of-age, non-related, cis-gendered, alive, and of age girl how are are us regular guys supposed to…
Sick world we live in😔
Bout time for someone to pull a Bluespike on this boglim. If ya know..ya know
You think he hasn't experimented with his wands? Im certain this boglim has a special phallic type wand specifically for the dry spell
Tactical Soap and waiting. Yep that's going to work!
4:18 Ohhhh the sweet,sweet,sweet effing irony and poetic justice… 🤣🤌🏼🤣 Let’s Goooooo!!!!
I cannot believe that he's serious with this pants.
You new here?
Those pants though! Good thing he’s a alcoholic shut in! 😳😵💫🤦♂️
Cobra is “famous”on UA-cam for all the wrong reasons. I wouldn’t trade places with him for all the money in the world.
50 million is my price
Boglim clink count coming in nicely toobz
Oh yeah that’s what’s up
He really hasn’t hit us with a “coming in nicely toobz” in a while, wonder if he avoids it now
Clink-gang
The worst part of this is he is going to be clinking for a long time TNWU
Shake, sip, clink, stare.... TWU
Josh really thinks a hot girlfriend is going to just bust into his den and screw him. Josh is going to go the Chris Chan route.
If Clint goes senile, we will need to rescue him before it’s too late.
6:58
Imagaine Cobes looking down at you smiling while you go face first into his sweaty hairy. OMG what a horrifying image
Great video Chronicles!!
Oh I bid farewell to the snipes and the land,
And I paddled away from brave Casper's black sands,
To search for my long ago of age friends,
And search for the place I hear all Boglims end,
As the souls of the dead fill the space in my mind,
I'll search without sleeping til peace I can find,
I fear not the trolls, I fear not the sea,
I remember Homebody Scotty, and he thinks of me,
When our pipes in the ocean forever will be
What can we NOT get Josh to do by telling him not to do?
Maintain hygiene
i wasn’t ever expecting to enter a cobra vid and see him doing anything but sitting on his chair, he truly is a fine work of art
People hunt rabbits, it's not because rabbits are famous it's because they're rabbits. This guy, is a rabbit.
His delusions are at an all time high
Watching again in August ‘23 and the downfall of our boy in 1.5 years is scary 🍻 TWU
RIP homeboy Scottie! Gone but never forgotten. Thank you for your service 🇺🇸
Him clinking those bottles also sounds like when a Mantis Shrimp strikes it's prey lmao.
Somebody text him and say "better not go jump off a building and film it boy!". Then we will have some good content
And SoftUnderbelly.
I miss the guitar videos. Made me feel better about my musical skill
I’ve been playing for 10 plus years and I know a lot of essential music theory stuff. I’d love to give him lessons , but it would inevitably end up with him discarding it and talking/playing over me because Josh always knows best
Those pants are something from the yeezy collection
He's been watching Johnny Drinks, hasn't he?
He was trying to conjure up homeboy scotty. TWU 👻☠️
Funny he mentions things catching up to people.
So he has a shower then rubs soap and some oil all over himself and his face. He must be so nasty irl.
Rodeo clown got me laughing so hard and load at 2 am, my roomates absolutely loved that
Yuuuuuuuh you finally done the clink count
I seriously think he j*zzed his pants during that system error after watching that video. Probably the most cringe video I've seen yet. Clink counter has me losing it!!
A clink counter and everything, hot damn, chronicles spoils us.
Ahoy mateys, dry spells ahead!!!!
Awesome job as always, thank ya Bog chron! There's a part in that stream where he mixes up melatonin and melanin, classic cobez. And shout out to qwerty letters, TWU
Did he text scotty on his ouija board ?
The joke was that he actually took a shower
It's astounding how he thinks his "clinks" annoy us. Bruh you tell you to stop so you'll stop making yourself look dumb. We think it's hilarious
yeah buddy!
Yeah buddy!
“ more game “ especially with those sweet pants Napoleon Grease Wizard
Tactical soap, waiting patiently, their loss.
The Casper Clink Stalker
You are a true hero BC. I really don't know how you do it
Omg those jeans are just like my Red Dead Online version of Cobra! The metamorphosis continues. Too bad about the pie-high hat.
Mr corgi legs
Clink Cobra JFS
Those jeans may be the gayest thing the Boglim has ever worn. TMDWU.
He actually went through with his bleached jeans project.
Looks less shitty than I expected as well.
didnt work so he just put the design on after the bleach.....bog pj,s coming in nicely.
His dry spell is just a mind set. He wouldn't mind getting laid but women tell him to mind his own business. TwU.
Im not gunna lie i had a weird gear queer phase where i wore hiking boots and cargo pants and bought too many flashlights, knives, gun accessories and if i was a cobra fan then i definitely probably would have bought tactical soap.
It takes a real man to admit it, good on you. Unfortunately for cobra, it’s the entirety of the rest of the living world that is wrong about his clothing choices.
When I think of cobes I think so humble!...trwumd
his right eye is getting bigger by the minute. toxic avenger coming in nicely
Fist of the North Star head explosion also coming in nicely.
Captain Clink 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻
::clink:: ::clink::
Gothic rodeo clown 🐎🤠🤡 lmao!
Garish Eastern European fashion jeans from the '90s coming in nicely, toobz.
2:50 I'm literally getting married in 90 days and just made the $20000 down payment on the wedding which is at epcot. Maybe Josh should troll himself, it seems to be working out for me a least. Btw my fiancee favorite Cobes video is the glitterbomb compilation. She almost pissed herself.
Woah woah woah, she better be of age dood! We don’t take to kindly to sickos round here!
@@addiemarieruhome don’t forget living and not related
F the Forbidden Four toobs, gnomesayin?
Over 50% of marriages end up in a divorce
@@Nesqwikz you're name isn't Josh Saunders is it?