I love how he went from: "im going to make and send her a wand" all the way to "ill just break my wand instead and make myself a new one, then maybe ill make her one some day"
Barely enough time to order a Domino's stuffed crust extra bacon, extra onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, extra onions, extra cheese, with two cups of garlic butter sauce yes please. TWU
@@nickyblue4866 Hey Landlord I know I am behind on part of the rent and I was planning to pay you the rest tonight after my shift delivering food but unfortunately I was tipped in shout outs so I was wondering if I could potentially transfer that shout out to you to cover the rest of my rent?
This dude has come to completely expect his “fans” to bail him out. He wasn’t going to make juans for the season - if he was or if he was serious about helping himself out, he’d make some old-style carved ones. People have even asked him to make some of the old, bent-dong versions.
You guys love seeing others suffering don't you.. he's mentally ill and all of you just continue to make it worse.. he clearly isn't well but you people just want him to stay mentally unhealthy so you can feel better about yourselves
sometimes he just rapid fire says one insane delusional thing after the other lol. I was barely recovered from him saying he could still get hurt with a cap gun even though he is white and autistic before he moves on to saying he has the vocal range of Prince.
He's stated in another video that he can only run the machine are certain hours. This tells me he's already been yelled at by a neighbor for trying to make wands at like 3am.
Someone on Bitesize said they lived in the building with him and the noise complains were mainly about the wand making machine but he also said he’d walk by our King’s window when he was walking his dogs and hear him loudly ranting about strange things
@@tsian7328 Yeah. They took him off the list. Someone needs to put him back on. He deserves some acclaim for being such an awesome gothic bad boy warlock that can cook like a five star chef.
It IS partially they're fault regard. Imagine spam trolling an autistic person into drinking alcohol and using reverse psychology to livestream all the time. Imagine if they actually tried to make him do something good, just imagine,, this dude could've done alot with his autistic life but worthless people decide to fuck with him instead. It's pathetic
Better than that I’d work to try to get him into a proper treatment facility only to watch the inevitable relapse (and this is coming from a recovered heroin addict who has been clean for 9 years or so) but having him go through a program would be worth its weight in gold for the stories that would come from him being in rehab but he’s never going to at this rate. I legit do wish him well. But I don’t know if he does quite yet. Wonder how much all of *this* contributes to his cycle of spiraling. Bc an addict or alcoholic will only change when they truly want to but each rock bottom he seems to find a new level to strip mine and finds new pitfalls. /rant lol
@@ENigma-um8zw none of these people are making it better, in fact they make it worse.. people trolling him is driving him further downhill.. none of you people give a shit about other people, you all just enjoy seeing others living a miserable life
The instant regret he get's after snapping the wand is so funny "So instead of sending Dark Side Becky this wand...I'll just snap it in half...that will show the troles... or something"
Anyone else notice how the order of events changed after breaking that wand? He now said he was going to make another wand for himself first and then he will get to DSB's when he gets the chance. Changing priorities coming in nicely Toobz!
So frightened of getting glitter bombs/troll gifts he opens everything .....ALONE.....in a seething troll obsessed destruction rage.....rules his trolls lives and they live in his head??!
This has gotta be the fourth or fifth time that he's streamed with the back of his pants soaking wet, all since he's moved into his new apartment. If that isn't confirmation that the boy pisses himself on the regular, I don't know what is.
@@pfinesseddfit8715 I think it is the fact that he rubs soap on the pants for pheromones. Makes them look wet and shiny. He COULD just use the cologne on his pants but.....regarded...
Booze is rough on your stomach, he could be shitting himself. Especially if he was a raging alcoholic who doesn't take care of himself. I repeat, he may be shitting himself It also explains why he's angry and surprised when it happens
People sending stuff to his neighbors so they get mad at cobra is actually messed up though. Its one thing to troll him, but leave random strangers alone.
What if he cut up the wand holster because he thought it was another fleshlight and then felt guilty and cut it up after filling it with his snake snot?
I like how before he broke that wand, he said he was going to and not going to several times. Some troll told him not to and he said he wouldnt but then just does it anyway. This dude could of literally sent that to Becky and he would of been fine. Idk why he gives trolls more attention and still wonders why people continue to mess with him. He sends voice responses to trolls. But if a fan messages him, its just a simple "thanks"
I love how Josh just does what most of society does these days, screaming and acting out of hand while hiding behind the protection of being a "victim"
josh would be a burden in literally any time period. he’d be the patsy during the prohibition that gets the speakeasy exposed to the authorities. he’d be the town drunk that ruins the public executions in the medieval times. he’d be the caveman that throws up on the fire after eating too many fermented fruits.
man he really shat on a real fans gift. he basically calls her work dog shit compared what he makes. HE REALLY ASSUMED IT FROM A TROLL AND FUCKING WHACKED IT. He really let the trolls win with that play.
@@Ninja_Pro no dood you don’t understand the silicone tore open when he was cleaning it so he had no choice but to dismember it in a fit of rage and disgust.
Really tho... like does cobes realize just how gross it is that the chair he sits in all day is infested with bugs.... like that is so nasty.... that isnt normal.... he does realize any woman who comes over to his apartment is going to be absolutely turned off and grossed out by a guy who has a chair he sits on all day that has bugs crawling all over it. IT'S GROSS AND NASTY COBES!!!
Cobra is the only person who worships his Ouija board, but yet not one spirit comes through to hang out and haunt him. Even spirits don't wanna get stuck sharing space with Cobes.
I'm really surprised that he didn't break that beer bottle by smashing his ring into it. I really respect the way he waits until his account is negative before he bothers to think of how he'll make money. I wish I could live so freely and have no worries whatsoever until they're at my feet lightning a match to burn me at the stake.
ARMS: CROSSED
FACE: POUTY
TODDLER MODE: ON
SMELLS : GOOD
EYE CALIBRATION: PLEASE STAND BY... ... ...
>> ERROR
TEETH: LOOKING LIKE A BOGLIM
BANK ACCOUNT: NEGATIVE
HYGIENE: 404 NOT FOUND
*Snaps wand in half* two seconds later "WhY diD I dO ThAt?"
Yes I accidently cut up a gift my fan sent in because I thought it was from a troll, no the trolls are not living rent free in my head
What a fucking wastrel
God I love the teleport meme. Never fails to crack me up.
System error gets me good
Both are why I pick this channel for watching my bog content.
Cobez went to Yarbog and learned the gothic energy technique known as “instant transmission” dood. Teleportation is for sickos.
He fckn telephoned right when I read this. Good shit.
I love how he went from: "im going to make and send her a wand" all the way to "ill just break my wand instead and make myself a new one, then maybe ill make her one some day"
The lazy boglim option
Seriously I don't know how that would make it easier... he probably didn't even get her one
*"My account is in the negative.."*
Never has money, always has booze.
He won't live to 40
And door dashes fast food xD
@@DeetoxsGG he'd save some money if he bought 40's though
@@Tekner436Or bottom-shelf vodka. He's gonna mix it anyway. (Not that I wanna encourage him to pickle himself worse.)
@@AsymptoteInverse true on mixing it, he'd save more money if he could drink alcohol without mixing it into a girl drink
I died when he said "I highly doubt Cool Taste is sponsored by Burger King"
E-Lurgic to work
well they kept sponsoring the guy yelling the n word on the jamaican flights!
Buuuuuut...
I bet Cobra has the credit score of a frozen caveman
I womder if he ever paid off the 15$ loan he used for a pizza.... with compounded interest one can only hope he owes the payday loan place over 1500$
Mine is blank. There is no number. I truly have always used cash for everything. And I’ve made a max of about $32k a year. I’m in my 20s somewhere.
@@nickyblue4866 💀
a frozen caveman would have a better credit score then cobes
@@nickyblue4866 how tf is that even possible? to take out a loan of $15..? jesus...
Barely enough time to order a Domino's stuffed crust extra bacon, extra onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, extra onions, extra cheese, with two cups of garlic butter sauce yes please. TWU
Dont forget to not tip with money and instead give the delivery person a worthless shout out.
@@nickyblue4866 Hey Landlord I know I am behind on part of the rent and I was planning to pay you the rest tonight after my shift delivering food but unfortunately I was tipped in shout outs so I was wondering if I could potentially transfer that shout out to you to cover the rest of my rent?
Omg I haven't heard "yes please" in a while 🤣
@@DecoraGarfoid He was doing it for a while every time he mentioned ordering or making anything with cheese and it was annoying as hell.
Yes please
I'm so jealous of this guy and his lifestyle.
Me too
You’re just jealous that your local police aren’t “a fan of your videos.”
Yeah cobes doesn't know the difference between famous and Infamous
I'm glad he cleared up the whole being stupid thing. I feel relieved.
39:19 a perfect example of beggars can’t be choosers
I like to think the Shon skit was inspired by The Room
Remember when he bought that real gun. And then his dad took it from him. I LMAO!
It was green and black. No choice but to buy!
@@bena2591 Lol. True.
Him thinking that something is a troll gift because it wasn't exactly perfect is a real window into how he has absolutely no idea what's going on.
This dude has come to completely expect his “fans” to bail him out. He wasn’t going to make juans for the season - if he was or if he was serious about helping himself out, he’d make some old-style carved ones. People have even asked him to make some of the old, bent-dong versions.
Drink that beer Josh. After such a hard day's work, you totally deserve it bud. 🍻
A long day of doing nothing can really work up a thirst.
You guys love seeing others suffering don't you.. he's mentally ill and all of you just continue to make it worse.. he clearly isn't well but you people just want him to stay mentally unhealthy so you can feel better about yourselves
Everyday is his birthday and the weekend for this E Begging alcoholic unemployed welfare Boglim…it’s also always “after 5 o’clock”🍺💊🚬🥃
Dude! Could you imagine Cool Taste in a Burger King commercial? Would just be him wearing a crown staring off into space.
Staring? 🤣
What is up UA-cam. I'm your host kingtaste.
Damn. 40 mins!?! Hell yeah. You really been putting in that work with these edits, Boggy. Thank you.
There’s Chauncey!
Ridin the large gravy train.
I love Chauncey!
Extraa crispyy TWU Chauncey
less think more clink comment lmao
LMFAO Did he REALLY say he has the vocal range of Prince? 😂 The vocal range of a dying hyena is what you meant Cobes. TWU
Vocal range of prince andrew
@@timm934 Ooooooh......
Warlords prince albert... he likes to show warlord his vocal range while playing it
sometimes he just rapid fire says one insane delusional thing after the other lol. I was barely recovered from him saying he could still get hurt with a cap gun even though he is white and autistic before he moves on to saying he has the vocal range of Prince.
@@TDOLLA I didn't get the comments about the cap gun.
7:55 "I went from $185 in the negative to only $144.21 in the negative! SWEEET"
Since when do apartment complexes allow woodworking machinery? Why not a band saw too?
Depends how loud it is. It's probably not much worse than a sewing machine.
don't give him ideas boss
Induction saw motors are very quiet.
He's stated in another video that he can only run the machine are certain hours. This tells me he's already been yelled at by a neighbor for trying to make wands at like 3am.
Someone on Bitesize said they lived in the building with him and the noise complains were mainly about the wand making machine but he also said he’d walk by our King’s window when he was walking his dogs and hear him loudly ranting about strange things
You know Casper is a sad place when King Cobra Jfs is on the list of notable people on their wikipedia page.
And it goes right to his head.
Not sure he's aware of the difference between famous and infamous.
I didn’t see him on the Wikipedia page but I saw dick Cheney maybe he can help out cobra
He's not on there anymore lmao I just checked
@@tsian7328 he doesn’t want anything to do with cobra damn
@@tsian7328 Yeah. They took him off the list. Someone needs to put him back on. He deserves some acclaim for being such an awesome gothic bad boy warlock that can cook like a five star chef.
I love how he blames the trolls for him being an ungrateful toddler
But he somehow rules the troles sad lives....
@@bracksampson1 he plays em like puppets 🤣
It IS partially they're fault regard. Imagine spam trolling an autistic person into drinking alcohol and using reverse psychology to livestream all the time.
Imagine if they actually tried to make him do something good, just imagine,, this dude could've done alot with his autistic life but worthless people decide to fuck with him instead. It's pathetic
I'd love for King Cobra to spend a week in a padded cell with no alcohol and 24 hour care. And a webcam
part of the 24/7 care will include playing clips of him clicking glass on a loop at random times followed by "That's what's up."
at this point he probably can't safely stop cold turkey
Better than that I’d work to try to get him into a proper treatment facility only to watch the inevitable relapse (and this is coming from a recovered heroin addict who has been clean for 9 years or so) but having him go through a program would be worth its weight in gold for the stories that would come from him being in rehab but he’s never going to at this rate. I legit do wish him well. But I don’t know if he does quite yet. Wonder how much all of *this* contributes to his cycle of spiraling. Bc an addict or alcoholic will only change when they truly want to but each rock bottom he seems to find a new level to strip mine and finds new pitfalls. /rant lol
Yeah right.. you guys just wanna keep trolling mentally ill people
@@ENigma-um8zw none of these people are making it better, in fact they make it worse.. people trolling him is driving him further downhill.. none of you people give a shit about other people, you all just enjoy seeing others living a miserable life
I don’t feel like drinking….my account is in the negative
Use that necromancy to bring back Homeboy Scotty RIP
And Mrs. Green
fuuuuuck no, use necromancy to seal homeboy scotty's soul in hell
@@Tekner436 🙏
Oh, you don’t wanna go down that road. There’s an ancient Native American cemetery down there. The thing you bury, well, it don’t come back the same.
@@coleozaeta6344he can take Jason down there once he escapes methica’s decrepit womb
Dontation: "Be careful with the cap gun cobes"
Cobra: "I'm not stupid"
all of us: yes you are stupid, thats why you need to be told to be careful
I seem to recall an incident with a loaded shotgun on stream.
Dontation
this comment sounds like it was written by Cobies himself
@@Astorath_the_Grim I recall a barely avoided house fire that could have easily been prevented
This is Josh's inner dialogue.
Y’all if something doesn’t change I’m starting to think we’ll never meet Jason Vorhees Saunders 😔
Just sticky carpet and splattered Ozzy shirts
Just send him some heavy machinery, and he'll speed the process up at achieving his true form.
I'd recommend sending a blow torch, and a table saw.
He ate a 6 inch sub in 3 bites....
What dat mouth do BOY!
Warlord has teached him well
Back when he still had teeth
When he pointed the cap gun at the stream and said "You didn't see anything" was honestly a funny Cobes moment, ngl 🤣
The only time i laughed at something he did and not making fun of him. It was a good skit.
I wonder what mystical things he sees when he looks into the bottle of beer, i mean the bogoscope.
He sees a little goblins in that bottle
The instant regret he get's after snapping the wand is so funny
"So instead of sending Dark Side Becky this wand...I'll just snap it in half...that will show the troles... or something"
How close do you think Clint's come to taking the BOY Genius out in the yard and duking it out? Gotta be several times.
Clint’s jacked too. He’s like a naked chimp
Anyone else notice how the order of events changed after breaking that wand? He now said he was going to make another wand for himself first and then he will get to DSB's when he gets the chance. Changing priorities coming in nicely Toobz!
Damn boglum Potter broke his wizard stick! Does this mean he's not allowed at hogwarts anymore????
He looks like adult Charlie Brown after Pig Pen killed himself in their dorm room, and he just couldn't let it go.
#1 comment 😂
Can’t help but wonder if the “where’s my money?” bit was recreating when Cobes popped Vietnam Walt’s muscle relaxer without paying.
If cobra was magical he’d cast the classic ye ol “lathe be fixed” spell
"i highly doubt cooltaste is sponsored by burger king" LOLLLLLL
I bet his house smells like a bin.
So frightened of getting glitter bombs/troll gifts he opens everything .....ALONE.....in a seething troll obsessed destruction rage.....rules his trolls lives and they live in his head??!
This has gotta be the fourth or fifth time that he's streamed with the back of his pants soaking wet, all since he's moved into his new apartment. If that isn't confirmation that the boy pisses himself on the regular, I don't know what is.
yo wait what!? I always miss that, the chair doesn't looked soaked though? I need confirmation 🤣
@@pfinesseddfit8715 I think it is the fact that he rubs soap on the pants for pheromones. Makes them look wet and shiny. He COULD just use the cologne on his pants but.....regarded...
@@pfinesseddfit8715 @35:35
@@bena2591 honestly I think it’s beer, you know he used to “pour one out” anytime he got. Truthfully I wouldn’t be surprised it was beer/drool/snot.
Booze is rough on your stomach, he could be shitting himself. Especially if he was a raging alcoholic who doesn't take care of himself. I repeat, he may be shitting himself
It also explains why he's angry and surprised when it happens
I like that he is insulting their work while also apologizing for destroying it lmao
That wand snapped like it was an old dried out pos stick he found on the ground... oh wait....
BETTER NOT TEST OUR SKYGOD, BOY!
You already know what time it is when you see those arms crossed. 🙏 💰
People sending stuff to his neighbors so they get mad at cobra is actually messed up though. Its one thing to troll him, but leave random strangers alone.
Agree 100%
One second in and I can already tell that Cobes is a sober and cranky boy from the way he folds his arms like a pouting child.
Hey BC, Cobra rules your sad miserable life!!
He lives rent free in my head, hydro and internet not included
I enjoy your videos BC. Keep up the good work.
“My landlord supports my videos”
I’m from the future BOY…got some bad news for you bud.
Bog foot coming in nicely
You better paint the tip of that gun orange, BOY!
4 hours ??!just enough time to practice my quick draw
As soon as i saw bad day in the title I knew it had to do with money lol
Why do I keep watching this.
It's mesmerizing in all the wrong ways
Negative cobra bank account = arms crossed, pouty look stream. That's what I was expecting in this video
What if he cut up the wand holster because he thought it was another fleshlight and then felt guilty and cut it up after filling it with his snake snot?
Thanks, I hate it
@@greensheen8759 it's also why he doesn't want to show her the picture of what he did!
Those little 5 secoond freezes are like mini seizures. Neuron transmitter getting lost on it's way to whatever fucked up receptor was waiting for it.
"Must have sent him the picture of a job application " and then his reaction 😆
I like how before he broke that wand, he said he was going to and not going to several times. Some troll told him not to and he said he wouldnt but then just does it anyway. This dude could of literally sent that to Becky and he would of been fine. Idk why he gives trolls more attention and still wonders why people continue to mess with him. He sends voice responses to trolls. But if a fan messages him, its just a simple "thanks"
He has no fans
This!
24:03 This is why. "I Love It When The Trolls Give Me Attention"-KingCobraJFS
Jord mentioning Gummo is a trip, I’m sure Harmony Korine would really appreciate his vids!
Harmony would be awestruck by how life can imitate art..
He would fit right in that movie
I’m very doubtful he actually watched it
@@DETRACT0RD00M the trapped doc is literally trailer park boys meets gummo
They’d be best friends…
He is just upset because he thinks Becky will end his dry spell 😂
He called her "honey" 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if he put the effort into finding a job that he puts into drinking and "owning trolls." We'd probably all be working for him by now.
You know he picks at that foot and eats the scabs and skin
“I paint stick I break stick” killed me
When did he start punctuating his philosophical wisdom by tapping his ring on his beer bottle? That's not obnoxious at all.
When trolls asked him to stop, it got worse
Trying to be cool like johnnydrinks
@@jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724 lol, smoke the glass with "boglim drinks"
Always has to stress that he isn't mad, bout as believable as "this is my last beer and it DOES NOT BOTHER ME"
Cobra is still a better ventriloquist than Jeff Dunham.
I love how Josh just does what most of society does these days, screaming and acting out of hand while hiding behind the protection of being a "victim"
josh would be a burden in literally any time period. he’d be the patsy during the prohibition that gets the speakeasy exposed to the authorities. he’d be the town drunk that ruins the public executions in the medieval times. he’d be the caveman that throws up on the fire after eating too many fermented fruits.
@@Slop_Dogg hahaha I’m dying. This is hilarious
@@Slop_Dogghahaha hilarious comment/comparison brotha 👊😂
Man I am really curious if he will be around after Halloween. There is a serious incident waiting to happen with that toy he bought
Its hardly a toy….. Its a REPLICA CAP GUN, made by serious adults for other serious adults
@@TDOLLA Looks real AF... very well made!
man he really shat on a real fans gift. he basically calls her work dog shit compared what he makes. HE REALLY ASSUMED IT FROM A TROLL AND FUCKING WHACKED IT. He really let the trolls win with that play.
He's ruined gifts from his fans multiple times, the whammy bar as an example
@@Ninja_Pro RIP Homegirl Fun Sized Felicia. Got her face ripped off by a bog chimp.
@@Ninja_Pro no dood you don’t understand the silicone tore open when he was cleaning it so he had no choice but to dismember it in a fit of rage and disgust.
"Trolls" spending their hard-earned money just to fuck with you is the funniest thing ever
Really tho... like does cobes realize just how gross it is that the chair he sits in all day is infested with bugs.... like that is so nasty.... that isnt normal.... he does realize any woman who comes over to his apartment is going to be absolutely turned off and grossed out by a guy who has a chair he sits on all day that has bugs crawling all over it. IT'S GROSS AND NASTY COBES!!!
Seriously, it's not that hard to clean a chair lmao it was probably white when his family first got it
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon it was
No
Cobra is the only person who worships his Ouija board, but yet not one spirit comes through to hang out and haunt him.
Even spirits don't wanna get stuck sharing space with Cobes.
His Head is just so bean like
Lyles Customs diapers sponsorship incoming!
He’s like Al Swearengen, Seth Bullock, John Wayne, and Clint Eastwood all rolled into one now with his cap gun and cheap plastic holster, haha.
Shot by police for carrying a semi realistic cap gun around town saga incoming
🙏🏻
crossed arms=e begging
Everyone thinks you're stupid enough to wave a real gun around like that, there's video evidence
“Trolls gonna go broke feeding my azz.” No Josh, we are adults with jobs and can afford a foot long sandwich without going bankrupt
None of this would have happened if the homeboy Scotty was still alive. RIP
What is it with lolcows and having open sores on their body? Cobe's foot is turning into Cyrax's scalp.
Drugs mental instability and birth defects
Blades toe
It's weird how, when Shon gets involved, Cobes actually regains a little bit of charm and personality.
Olympic level e-bogging.
This channel is absolutely peak boglim kino
That damn cap gun ain't leaving his armrest. Ready for the do do to hit the fan.
If he huffs anymore copium he's gonna float away. Dream life? More like living nightmare.
$-185 on door dash. Clint come get this damn bozo
my fav bog comment of all time is "it's a sub, not a d***, calm down" XD
20:49 Jack Osborne: Dude, stop creeping on my kids, sicko!!!
🤣🤣❗
Have yall seen pics of the wands after like 3 months when the green wood dries out an it curls up an twists like a banana?
"Huckly berry goo goo wwaaa go fuck urself" had me on the floor
I'm surprised he was able to snap a wand of such quality.
He's complaining about having his account in the negative again with a large toy gun sitting on his chair. Gee, I wonder why he has no money?
7:38 That liver is screaming for help through M’Gords foot 🗣GOTH
“I don’t feel like getting drunk tbh” “my bank account is in the negative”, e begging commencing
I'm really surprised that he didn't break that beer bottle by smashing his ring into it. I really respect the way he waits until his account is negative before he bothers to think of how he'll make money. I wish I could live so freely and have no worries whatsoever until they're at my feet lightning a match to burn me at the stake.
12 dollars? Wow. You're up there with millionaires now.
Open carry might be legal where he lives. But i don't think the law has a provision for boglim carry.
thank you so much for all your videos Boglim Chronicles, they are pure gold