8 Hours of Insanity with KingCobraJFS - Deleted Live Stream

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  • Live streamed on Oct 3rd 2023
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  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 11 місяців тому +669

    Josh’s clothes ferment longer than his “mead”

    • @Lien6887
      @Lien6887 11 місяців тому +14

      Now he's gonna try to drink his clothes next stream

    • @Tw0tson
      @Tw0tson 11 місяців тому +22

      Legit he could wring out the juices soaked into his shirt at the end of each month and get way drunker off that

    • @Valkyr33
      @Valkyr33 11 місяців тому +19

      His head is fermented

    • @leichenkocher
      @leichenkocher 11 місяців тому +4

      meade

    • @gypsykatcher30
      @gypsykatcher30 11 місяців тому +4

      Just ask Rasta Jeremy, when he complained about how long he had worn his pants for, cobra said he had far out done that amount of time wearing the same pants.

  • @thestraydog
    @thestraydog 11 місяців тому +826

    Josh is a confirmed sicko, he can't even wait for his "meee-duh" to be of age

    • @AlexC-f9u
      @AlexC-f9u 11 місяців тому +48

      Underrated comment 💀💀

    • @vampirenessis8378
      @vampirenessis8378 11 місяців тому +19

      Damn man. That was good thanks for the laugh

    • @olejimothy
      @olejimothy 11 місяців тому +13

      *chefs kiss

    • @renn200
      @renn200 11 місяців тому +8

      You turkey 😂

    • @jaredm5303
      @jaredm5303 11 місяців тому +6

      Legendary comment 😂😂😂

  • @DaFinnsEmporiumGalorium
    @DaFinnsEmporiumGalorium 11 місяців тому +623

    Bog Math is like quantum computing through a crackpipe

    • @morganlove4476
      @morganlove4476 11 місяців тому +21

      Don’t you mean a bog-pipe?

    • @skyth7474
      @skyth7474 11 місяців тому +7

      Good one 😂

    • @Valkyr33
      @Valkyr33 11 місяців тому

      Dude is straight up living the bum life but in an apartment. He's one step away from being full blown legit guttertrash and that's when Clint finally cuts him off tired of seeing him rot. He's already used to super cheap swill and hobo tuna. 🤣

    • @COBRASROTTENTEETH
      @COBRASROTTENTEETH 11 місяців тому +3

      Brooo... lmfao😂😂😂

    • @OversizedSausage
      @OversizedSausage 11 місяців тому +1

      Incredible

  • @jeffersonquadro1204
    @jeffersonquadro1204 11 місяців тому +477

    Josh may be inadvertently weening himself off of alcohol with this extremely low alcohol by volume hooch.

    • @matthewhopkins666
      @matthewhopkins666 11 місяців тому +89

      All his drinks are always low ABV.
      His usual drinks are light beer mixed with a variety of fruity soda pops.

    • @christopherarnold3844
      @christopherarnold3844 11 місяців тому +31

      You can tell he looks a little healthier then a few months ago.

    • @kiryukazuma8089
      @kiryukazuma8089 11 місяців тому +44

      @@matthewhopkins666ehhh, he mixes in an entire bottle of 100 proof cheap booze

    • @matthewhopkins666
      @matthewhopkins666 11 місяців тому +23

      @@kiryukazuma8089 A miniature bottle dumped in a big ass glass and mixed with the aforementioned light beer and soda.
      Which he will then take about an hour to drink.

    • @ChannelHandle143
      @ChannelHandle143 11 місяців тому +26

      Cotton candy and peach vodka is still vodka with sugar on top. Even when it’s dumped on Tampico after a week and a half to make yourself look like a successful brewer.

  • @SignumSomnia
    @SignumSomnia 11 місяців тому +347

    I’ve never seen anyone else force cat food down their throat and then announce that they have beaten the cat food sender at their own game. God help us if someone sends him a di*do

    • @junkequation
      @junkequation 11 місяців тому +17

      LOL!!

    • @thesausage351
      @thesausage351 11 місяців тому +18

      Someone has I think.

    • @vivalastatic
      @vivalastatic 11 місяців тому +22

      @@thesausage351time someone do it again

    • @alexlogan202
      @alexlogan202 11 місяців тому +13

      I want to thaaaank you. For giving me the best tiiiime of my liife

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 11 місяців тому +18

      "ah dood that cat-food tastes gross"

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
    @goatpepperherbaltea7895 11 місяців тому +268

    “12 days is an even amount of numbers” this guys WAY smarter than a lot of people give him credit for

    • @philpwn6494
      @philpwn6494 11 місяців тому +13

      too smart for therapy toobz

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 11 місяців тому +12

      @@philpwn6494 I like how he’s been calling it counseling it makes him feel better about it😂

    • @philpwn6494
      @philpwn6494 11 місяців тому +14

      @@goatpepperherbaltea7895 when your therapist tells you to brush your teeth, you know it's bad

    • @HRM.H
      @HRM.H 11 місяців тому +2

      That "12 days is an even amount of numbers" cracked me up

    • @kennethpogue718
      @kennethpogue718 2 місяці тому

      6 is even too. 6×2=12. Go cobra 😂

  • @KZmega.G
    @KZmega.G 11 місяців тому +128

    Warm Rotten fruit juice and cat food burger. This guy is a legend.

  • @southerndandy4910
    @southerndandy4910 11 місяців тому +117

    Better not be eating cat food and washing it down with botulism juice again BOY

  • @TheDavinator92
    @TheDavinator92 11 місяців тому +153

    Him inhaling the fermented gas stench balloon 🤢🤢bros just asking for health issues.

    • @DiddyCanFly
      @DiddyCanFly 11 місяців тому +24

      The Titanic is split in half and one half is already on its way to the bottom of the North Atlantic at this point. Health issues are guaranteed.

    • @bignut8466
      @bignut8466 11 місяців тому +9

      @@DiddyCanFlyI dig the comparison

    • @wodensblot
      @wodensblot 11 місяців тому +15

      Petri dish lungs TWU

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 6 місяців тому +2

      Whether consciously or subconsciously, dude's trying to die.

    • @BabbleOn777
      @BabbleOn777 День тому +2

      That can cause an aneurysm my family makes wine, there's even special valves and balloons that can't be breached just for that reason.
      But? He huffs duster, soooooooo.tmdwu.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 11 місяців тому +923

    Imagine being such an alcoholic that you drink dirty juice after 12 days hoping that it’s magically going to be alcohol

    • @kristinafisher3801
      @kristinafisher3801 11 місяців тому +78

      I thought it was supposed to be “done” October 21st???

    • @cheddy94
      @cheddy94 11 місяців тому +85

      He's just highly regarded, that's all.

    • @dogmeat7486
      @dogmeat7486 11 місяців тому

      As someone that has made moonshine in the past (legal here), I know that this is possible poisonous with methanol, the stuff that makes you go blind. If he doesn't go blind then I will know for certain that methanol does not really exist and is more like bigfoot, people always think it is there but have no actual proof.

    • @jescovideo
      @jescovideo 11 місяців тому +207

      I got to hand it to him though. If I had taken one sip I would probably be shitting my brains out. He eats cat food and washes it down with rank ass fruit juice and is totally fine. Insane

    • @SoOptic75
      @SoOptic75 11 місяців тому +128

      @@jescovideo Of course you cant our human stomachs cannot fathom the diet of a boglim

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 11 місяців тому +87

    "you wake up craving alcohol, and then you dont have any because you drank it all the night before. It's kind of a shitty feeling." yes, this is what is known as alcoholism my dear boy

    • @jeffreylynds7986
      @jeffreylynds7986 3 місяці тому +7

      And then you start shaking a little

    • @Jenult
      @Jenult Місяць тому +2

      @@jeffreylynds7986 and sweating

    • @stanlee2200
      @stanlee2200 Місяць тому

      @@Jenult and taking hot smelly dookies

    • @stanlee2200
      @stanlee2200 Місяць тому +2

      im sure he does that to cope, but ive watc hed enough of this guy to know that other than using drugs to cope with things hes a good guy. i wish he would see that the internet has been a bad choice for him. sur ehes popular but at what cost? its sad to see all these ppl wanting to make him upset. tf is wrong with ppl, i cant think of one thing hes said or done to deserve it other than having mental issues and having a way to contact him.

    • @5tevenmctowelie
      @5tevenmctowelie 4 дні тому

      ​@stanlee2200 he neglected and ended up killing puff

  • @biggreenghoul6299
    @biggreenghoul6299 11 місяців тому +221

    We definitely did NOT want him to put cat food on a Big Mac and eat it. He shook me to the core he got us so bad.

    • @lucassmith1886
      @lucassmith1886 11 місяців тому +22

      Yeah bro, same. I sold all of my family and i's belongings, shaved my head and face, and am now shoving any and everything sweet into a milk jug to make mead in order to begin this insanely long road to recovery

    • @xeokym223
      @xeokym223 11 місяців тому +11

      Troles WIN

    • @agollumcalledgandalf
      @agollumcalledgandalf 10 місяців тому +3

      And I really wish he brushed his teeth after eating that, he probably got me there too

  • @DrDizzleFrizzle
    @DrDizzleFrizzle 11 місяців тому +173

    "I've cut down on my sugar intake" *proceeds to shove 2 cups of sugar, an entire bottle of honey, an entire bad of reese cups, an entire bottle of chocolate cyrup, globs of peanut butter, and an entire bottle of bacon bits into a bottle with a splash of juice to make "mead"*
    This tracks well with the way he cut back on his drinking lol

    • @AlexC-f9u
      @AlexC-f9u 11 місяців тому +5

      He put chocolate and bacon in the mead ? I thought it was strawberry and banana

    • @Valkyr33
      @Valkyr33 11 місяців тому +7

      He also wants to be an alcohol/drug counselor too lol. He can hand out shots of mead and some greasy food hacks to cure the patients hangovers 🤣

    • @DrDizzleFrizzle
      @DrDizzleFrizzle 11 місяців тому +9

      @@AlexC-f9u this is his newest batch that he just started.

    • @thesausage351
      @thesausage351 11 місяців тому +7

      @@DrDizzleFrizzleoh god he actually did it? He threatened to make something like that.

    • @DrDizzleFrizzle
      @DrDizzleFrizzle 11 місяців тому +11

      @@thesausage351 of course he did, he's a regarded boglim

  • @waterpoppinn
    @waterpoppinn 11 місяців тому +71

    Hows he simultaneously self aware and not at the same time 💀

  • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
    @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. 11 місяців тому +197

    The trolls have trained Cobra to be Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny.
    What an amazing psycological study this has been.

    • @NewMexico1912
      @NewMexico1912 11 місяців тому +38

      We aren’t successful until he calls himself the rat king, and sings the Day man song

    • @buitreofficial7765
      @buitreofficial7765 11 місяців тому +30

      Charlie is actually an okay guy though, just regarded and easily misled.
      Cobes is ill tempered, foul spirited, regarded, and easily misled.

    • @dogmeat7486
      @dogmeat7486 11 місяців тому +6

      Oh man i think about that scene every time i see catfood now. I can't believe that no one else has mentioned this yet.

    • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
      @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. 11 місяців тому +12

      @@buitreofficial7765 i don't know. Charlie did stalk the waitress for years. Lol

    • @Dont.Call.Me.Tall.
      @Dont.Call.Me.Tall. 11 місяців тому +33

      @@dogmeat7486 the amount of similarities is crazy. Cat food, can't drive, has a green alter ego, loves the color green, eats weird food, always drunk, huffs shit to get high.
      It's the same person I tell ya.

  • @adamvalerio1377
    @adamvalerio1377 11 місяців тому +131

    I love this new Viking stage, it's like the UK stage he was in where he said wankers all the time. Now it's meade all the time.

    • @coyote4936
      @coyote4936 11 місяців тому +26

      He is plying for his place in Valhalla

    • @Beyblade_worrior
      @Beyblade_worrior 11 місяців тому +5

      He dose get stuck in loops all the time

    • @djhenyo
      @djhenyo 11 місяців тому +7

      @@coyote4936 If he made Hawaiian Punch "meade" in Valhalla then his supposed Viking ancestors would kick Cobes down to one of their other afterlife realms.

    • @Blackness101
      @Blackness101 11 місяців тому +15

      Being sent to Hel is so goth

    • @xeokym223
      @xeokym223 11 місяців тому +6

      The cat food DID work.😅 he has NO idea what "gangstalking" means &cops don't arrest people for sending food. 😂 But he likes making empty threats, it makes him feel like a growed up adult.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest 11 місяців тому +410

    He is officially eating cat food on a regular Basis. If that isn’t a solid indicator that he is getting much more regarded and needs to be in a group home then I don’t know what is!
    “I’m a lot smarter than people give me credit for.”
    Wrong Josh, you are worse than we thought.

    • @chupacabraracing181
      @chupacabraracing181 11 місяців тому +85

      He's eating cat food like he's a mf prawn from district 9 movie

    • @HRM.H
      @HRM.H 11 місяців тому +46

      Catfood sandwiches and homemade "wine". Huffing cologne and duster wasnt enough

    • @ballsthatclank
      @ballsthatclank 11 місяців тому +9

      We all tried it as kids, trole

    • @exoblivione6086
      @exoblivione6086 11 місяців тому

      @@chupacabraracing181”Fook’in Proonz man!”

    • @grits207
      @grits207 11 місяців тому

      Speak for yourself. Most knew he was this dumb for many years.

  • @LostSox
    @LostSox 11 місяців тому +150

    His lack of facial hair really brings out his teeth.

    • @Ausgar-yc1yl
      @Ausgar-yc1yl 11 місяців тому +38

      And his freaky lips.

    • @gypsykatcher30
      @gypsykatcher30 11 місяців тому +8

      It show-cases his dental health situation.

    • @dlwf11111
      @dlwf11111 11 місяців тому

      I actually thinks he (somehow) looks better without that scraggly ass beard

    • @wardygrub
      @wardygrub 10 місяців тому

      Dude. Check your mirror! Haha!

    • @LostSox
      @LostSox 10 місяців тому +2

      @@wardygrub begone trole!

  • @jasonfromguitarcenter3380
    @jasonfromguitarcenter3380 11 місяців тому +78

    Better not air when Im working a double, boy.

    • @gilmourdimegates
      @gilmourdimegates 11 місяців тому +13

      Better get those new EMGs installed in my Washburn Dime Slime boy!

    • @comepoopatmyhouse
      @comepoopatmyhouse 11 місяців тому +7

      Better be expecting some diaper and ice door dashes! Watch out!

    • @capresenooj4359
      @capresenooj4359 11 місяців тому +2

      He does the best streams mid day on weekdays everytime 😭

  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 11 місяців тому +65

    Legit confused why he always puts the hobo hat on to open the door when he gets a delivery.
    He sits there streaming to the world showing his greasy/crispy half bald head so he can't be embarrassed about being bald.

    • @Nenezilla
      @Nenezilla 11 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, I have no idea, I noticed that also.

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 11 місяців тому +32

      It’s about looking decent, presentable, something you clearly know nothing about

    • @Nenezilla
      @Nenezilla 11 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bencousins7311
      @bencousins7311 11 місяців тому +20

      in case its a hot goth girl i guess.

    • @ohlawd6763
      @ohlawd6763 11 місяців тому +12

      You dont know anything doodt. There might be a hot, biologically female, alive, consenting goth chick delivering his meal.
      "Wow that goth badboy who smelled good had a cool hat."

  • @PerspectivEs
    @PerspectivEs 8 місяців тому +4

    He doesn't rack these "meads," right? So when he kills a gallon like that he's just drinking all the sediment and dead yeast?

  • @LouieNJ
    @LouieNJ 11 місяців тому +71

    Took you long enough to get this out, BOY!

  • @FFGexclusive
    @FFGexclusive 11 місяців тому +23

    At least his coat will be nice and fluffy from all the catfood.

  • @JerryD9000
    @JerryD9000 11 місяців тому +93

    "Ending sickos is more important than getting laid"
    He's fighting some real demons there. Please keep it repressed sicko. You dont need to get laid.

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 11 місяців тому +22

      anytime he sees a child or even actual babies, or when a child just happens to be the subject of some conversation, he immediately says "fuck the sickos".
      it's definitely not a coping mechanism to lash back at his intruding thoughts. it's because he's a good guy! so lets give him money!

  • @high3rthannasa979
    @high3rthannasa979 11 місяців тому +34

    You're not drunk.. that's a sugar high, BOY!

  • @astral_plane_crash
    @astral_plane_crash 11 місяців тому +106

    You better not get your catboy, CLINTON.
    Holy shit, that pizza broke his brain.

    • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
      @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY 11 місяців тому +9

      alas, it still has nothing on how buttblasted he got over the garlic butter cups

    • @EllyLugosi
      @EllyLugosi 10 місяців тому

      Damn GF pizza

  • @jameshall2195
    @jameshall2195 11 місяців тому +93

    KC thinks his trolls are some sort of hive mind out to get him and he's one step ahead of them at all times.

    • @they_arent_human
      @they_arent_human 11 місяців тому +8

      He's def not as dumb as he looks. He's more intelligent than most of the bots out here. Hail the king.

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 11 місяців тому +24

      ​@@they_arent_humanSure buddy. He's really a savant and we just don't realize it.

    • @clintmosley4393
      @clintmosley4393 11 місяців тому +2

      Well in his head, he's a savant in the bed.

    • @GabagoolGang
      @GabagoolGang 11 місяців тому

      hi Josh@@they_arent_human

    • @costaldevomito
      @costaldevomito 11 місяців тому

      ​@they_arent_human well he definitely looks dumb af

  • @GMHD777
    @GMHD777 11 місяців тому +126

    His newest batch is by far the most dangerous diarrhoea wine ive ever seen. As a new brewer he needs to upgrade to s lock air locks. Those balloons will be leeching chemicals and rot into his brew. He is not leaving wine yeast long enough either for any good results. Highly regarded!

    • @LuchadorMasque
      @LuchadorMasque 11 місяців тому +5

      why does nobody ever pitch their yeast?

    • @matthewhopkins666
      @matthewhopkins666 11 місяців тому +31

      He also doesn't understand that putting 4 times as much yeast as is needed into the brew doesn't make the brew 4 times stronger.
      Yeast dies once the ABV level reaches a certain level which depends on the strain of yeast.

    • @OwenHooper-mv4fm
      @OwenHooper-mv4fm 11 місяців тому +36

      If he had an above 80 iq, he’d also realize he could save money by starting a new batch every 2-3 days so then he can let it ferment and not be constantly just hoping it’s ready

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 11 місяців тому +37

      He ended up huffing the gas in the Ballon and looked like he was about to pass out or have a heart attack after doing it.

    • @SHKEVE
      @SHKEVE 11 місяців тому +25

      just you wait. the current batch has bacon, chocolate, and peanut butter in it along with maybe a cup and a half of mango flavored drink.

  • @TvshkaHumma
    @TvshkaHumma 11 місяців тому +38

    Dude just loves saying mead!, not knowing what true mead tastes like.

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut 11 місяців тому +3

      Meaduh*

    • @iimdirtydan
      @iimdirtydan 2 місяці тому +1

      What a weird observation. You ok?

  • @Grabatea
    @Grabatea 11 місяців тому +58

    I like to play these at 2x speed and make-believe that Josh is a normal person in society.

    • @Beyblade_worrior
      @Beyblade_worrior 11 місяців тому +11

      1.5 speed is a little more palatable

    • @bignut8466
      @bignut8466 11 місяців тому +7

      @@Beyblade_worrior2x speed adderal josh, but yeah essentially, I don’t have long breaks at work so I have to speed up the highlights and it makes it actually watchable like a more streamlined Tim and Eric clip

    • @SalemXIII
      @SalemXIII 11 місяців тому +7

      Damn, 1.5 speed makes him normal.

    • @littlestpope
      @littlestpope 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Beyblade_worriorHoly shit mind blowing how normal 1.5 sounds

    • @perrygriffin2371
      @perrygriffin2371 11 місяців тому +4

      He used to talk at a normal/quick pace

  • @nathanielnighthawk3900
    @nathanielnighthawk3900 11 місяців тому +37

    “I haven’t had anything to get me off all day,no drugs no alcohol” spoken like a true Boglim with a 7 year dry spell and way too many addictions

  • @dioydatt9369
    @dioydatt9369 11 місяців тому +49

    There is no way that Domino’s pizza was from Doordash, that was straight from some troll employees. Kudos!

    • @doma6571
      @doma6571 11 місяців тому +8

      Nah it's just from dominos directly. You can call them and they know the Cobra orders are all weird. They didn't even blink an eye when my buddy called and asked them to fill the pizza box with garlic butter or when he asked to send a salad in the pizza box. Their only stipulation is they had to leave the salad in the plastic container inside the pizza box because of Corp domino's rules.

    • @foodiebofficial
      @foodiebofficial 6 місяців тому

      @@doma6571 damn that's hilarious id love to send him something ngl

  • @Kingcobra6699
    @Kingcobra6699 11 місяців тому +50

    We should not underestimate his accomplishments: how he hates sick0s, cares about gender issues, owns his trolls and on top he smells good, even though he is a real bad goth boy.

    • @nuggert
      @nuggert 11 місяців тому

      🙏

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 11 місяців тому

      yep! i know josh is a good guy because he says "fuck the sickos" all the time.
      anytime he sees a child or even actual babies, or when a child just happens to be the subject of some conversation, he immediately says "fuck the sickos".
      it's definitely not a coping mechanism to lash back as his intruding thoughts. it's because he's a good guy! so lets give him money!
      I've even seen him accuse a person of performing sexual acts on an infant. that doesn't cross normal people's minds because that's vigilante justice in action! fuck the sickos!
      When he bragged about and recalled in delight the time when he jacked off on and molested that special needs girl in high school, I just knew he was a good guy! That girl may not have been able to give consent, but you know she appreciated the sexual love josh gave her! man, what a good guy! let's all give him our money so he doesn't have to get a job like us, and can freely doordash from restaurants 3 times a day!

  • @bombsquadbreakdown
    @bombsquadbreakdown 11 місяців тому +46

    Thank you for taking the time to keep us up to date. As a troll who lives in my parents basement, I am sometimes too busy to catch his streams.

  • @JackNormalMemes
    @JackNormalMemes 11 місяців тому +61

    This is 100% proof he dosed the first mold, I mean mead. 100% dumped a bunch of vodka into it to prove the troles wronggg.

    • @thesausage351
      @thesausage351 11 місяців тому +14

      Yeah there’s no way he could have been so hammered with bakers yeast and barely any soak time.

    • @djhenyo
      @djhenyo 11 місяців тому +14

      Look at the volume and color difference from when it was first mixed, then after the inevitable "testing" sips, and the final product. Hawaiian Punch is a very saturated/opaque red and nothing like his pink/translucent "meade" brew.

  • @DocHolidaye
    @DocHolidaye 11 місяців тому +74

    Can't wait to see the next video of him making the bacon, chocolate, and peanut butter mead. That new batch is going to be vile!

  • @brettc3290
    @brettc3290 5 місяців тому +8

    This dude aged 25 years in 6 months. Lunacy!

  • @they_arent_human
    @they_arent_human 11 місяців тому +61

    Thank GOD he's smart enough to understand he'd need his dream clocktower castle before he has a kid. Imagine raising a child in that apartment and the hood of Casper... Cobe's is smarter than most think.

    • @TheEnderBand
      @TheEnderBand 11 місяців тому +8

      I like that he has self-imposed a eugenics-like prerequisite for reproducing. He sets an impossible standard that he'll never attain and thus takes himself out of the gene pool. Very regarded, I wonder how Darwin would explain that

    • @Drewsel
      @Drewsel 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@TheEnderBand Give 'Good Enough' by Daniel Milo a read. He mentions that Darwin regrets not accounting for neutrality as part of evolution. His pal Wallace and a few of their contemporaries like Romanes were critical of the eugenics motivated themes of constant improvement. TWU

    • @they_arent_human
      @they_arent_human 11 місяців тому +1

      @@TheEnderBand shhh! He maybe lurking

  • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
    @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY 11 місяців тому +15

    I wonder if Cobes has dreams where he confronts his trolls physically, only for him to unmask the troll and the troll has his face.

    • @DinkiDi-i9q
      @DinkiDi-i9q 24 дні тому

      That would be a great movie.

  • @TheBluegrassCannabisComp-xr4wf
    @TheBluegrassCannabisComp-xr4wf 11 місяців тому +75

    I went back and watched some videos of his from like 10 years ago...He's completely fucked himself up beyond repair. It was a little shocking to see him form a full sentence.

    • @jimmyjimjims7483
      @jimmyjimjims7483 11 місяців тому +12

      I only got into watching Cobes like a year ago and when I went back to his earliest videos I couldn't believe it...he was once a semi functional human being. Its shocking

    • @siner2442
      @siner2442 11 місяців тому +14

      It’s been all downhill since he got fired from Wendys for mixing up the sweet tea’s… 😂 we’re watching someone devolve into a caveman!

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 6 місяців тому

      I've seen a bit of young Cobes watching the Snake Bones podcast. It's such a shame what he's become. Sure, he was always a weird dude, but he had a personality, and he was interesting, if for no other reason than the fact that he didn't think like other people. These days, it's just drinking and bitching.

  • @LouieNJ
    @LouieNJ 11 місяців тому +27

    Not an alcoholic, he just wakes up craving alcohol. It is what it is toobz. TWU

  • @motombocolombo
    @motombocolombo 11 місяців тому +16

    Even if his "mead" doesn't have much alcohol, at least he has the balloon full of swamp gas to huff every once in a while

  • @HotDiggityDogg
    @HotDiggityDogg 11 місяців тому +25

    Man he sure owned us eating that fancy feast big Mac! 😂😂😂

  • @DiddyCanFly
    @DiddyCanFly 11 місяців тому +88

    He 100% has a problem. He’s drinking rotten fruit, yeast and spoiled juice and hoping he gets drunk while verbally explaining to himself that it’s alcohol.

    • @HaplessOne
      @HaplessOne 11 місяців тому +13

      He does a lot of dumb stuff but the people that watch and make fun of him seem to be dumber sometimes. You can make alcohol the way he's doing it, its called hooch. All thats needed is sugar, yeast, and water. The sugar can come from juice, fruit, or just your basic sugar. you just have to have patience. His alcoholic ass is just rushing to drink it before its ready. Also yes, you can get botulism doing this, but it is alcohol he's making.

    • @acefire
      @acefire 11 місяців тому +2

      You aint lyin

    • @simonh9987
      @simonh9987 11 місяців тому +4

      you reckon huh

    • @LSB44446
      @LSB44446 11 місяців тому +4

      @@HaplessOneYes, rotten fruit, yeast, and spoiled juice is in essence alchohol. It just sounds less sophisticated than calling it alchohol

    • @urmomsmymom1276
      @urmomsmymom1276 11 місяців тому +8

      @@LSB44446 That makes me wonder how you think wine, cider, or mead that you get in stores is made. This is the same method just with less sophisticated equipment, way, WAY more sugar, and a shitload of contamination from his constant sipping and touching

  • @high3rthannasa979
    @high3rthannasa979 11 місяців тому +81

    Strong intuition tells me Josh was def the kid you could get to eat bugs. 😄

    • @drew6145
      @drew6145 11 місяців тому +21

      I mean we saw with the bugrito he doesn't mind and that was like 3 tiers of regardation ago

    • @thebigwhite8339
      @thebigwhite8339 11 місяців тому +23

      Josh is the kid who currently eats bugs

    • @Aerwasilien
      @Aerwasilien 11 місяців тому +4

      I ate bugs in elementary school and luckily I didn’t end up like this.

    • @brotherardash1960
      @brotherardash1960 11 місяців тому +2

      Seems like he moved on to being the kid that gets caught beating his shmeet very quickly

    • @high3rthannasa979
      @high3rthannasa979 11 місяців тому +2

      @@thebigwhite8339 Touche lol

  • @Blackness101
    @Blackness101 11 місяців тому +26

    It's wild how his subconscious escapes thru Shon, like on some level Josh is self aware

    • @EstradaDuran-sg6co
      @EstradaDuran-sg6co 11 місяців тому

      timestamp

    • @Terence.McKenna
      @Terence.McKenna 6 місяців тому +1

      I want to know the psychological reason behind that. It's literally exactly like "Conky" from Trailer Park Boys.

  • @gsingh5402
    @gsingh5402 11 місяців тому +43

    I wonder if the cat food was of age.

  • @Pagan_Fears
    @Pagan_Fears 11 місяців тому +14

    I felt so owned after he farted on the microphone and then immediately put it to his mouth.

  • @chasemiller3712
    @chasemiller3712 11 місяців тому +27

    I like to think Boglim Chronicles has experience in sports editing, which is why he's able to release these videos at such a fast pace and survive long instances of nothing to find the nuggets of mold.

  • @genesis8284
    @genesis8284 11 місяців тому +61

    So it’s not his piss poor hygiene (or lack thereof), misogynist ways, broke status, and awful personality that keeps him from getting a girlfriend, no. It’s the trolls. Okay, Josh. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

    • @privateuser7
      @privateuser7 11 місяців тому +8

      What has he done that's misogynist?

    • @charleszp938
      @charleszp938 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@privateuser7probably nothing concrete.
      However, Josh does have a lot of mommy issues, so that probably impacts his relationships with Women. If he had any in his life, of course.

    • @genesis8284
      @genesis8284 11 місяців тому +19

      @@privateuser7 Listen to him talk about women in any context, what a silly question lol

    • @AlexC-f9u
      @AlexC-f9u 11 місяців тому +15

      ​@@privateuser7he has said lots of weird stuff about women and especially the way he views them as pretty much just to have sex w

    • @privateuser7
      @privateuser7 11 місяців тому +5

      @@genesis8284 like what name one example please

  • @yazajin
    @yazajin 11 місяців тому +13

    The Shawn bit really seems like his inner monologue breaking out and trying to talk sense.

    • @dlwf11111
      @dlwf11111 11 місяців тому

      Shawn brings him to life

  • @n0tett
    @n0tett 11 місяців тому +25

    1 hour, 2 drinks, 1 cat food and sardine big mac 1000 trolls slayed LETS GO

  • @theflash6539
    @theflash6539 11 місяців тому +10

    at this point, I'm starting to think he's ordering the cat food himself

  • @DevilLobster
    @DevilLobster 11 місяців тому +14

    The sad part is that the cat food is the best meal he has made for himself in 10 years.

  • @cleanliving1612
    @cleanliving1612 11 місяців тому +4

    You are a legend for cutting down this monstrosity, I don't know how you can stomach it, but I can't watch Cobra without these cuts. Hilarious editing with the DUN DUN timestamps too.

  • @darthwankel5570
    @darthwankel5570 11 місяців тому +13

    Someone call CPS so we can get Shon into a real home.

  • @PAYNEKILLER..
    @PAYNEKILLER.. 11 місяців тому +18

    The hardest work he does is try not to drink all of his alcohol to save some for tomorrow while drinking all of his alcohol.

  • @graphitepoo
    @graphitepoo 11 місяців тому +16

    Lmao shout out to his dedication to responding to “teeth update”

  • @Drewsel
    @Drewsel 11 місяців тому +19

    You can feel him salivating as he reads the catfood label.

  • @RealSiViX
    @RealSiViX 11 місяців тому +20

    The worst part is, he thinks he's winning and beating the trolls when he eats a cat food Big Mac...

  • @dean6708
    @dean6708 11 місяців тому +9

    There is no reason to ever double, triple or quadruple the amount of yeast called for in a winemaking recipe. More alcohol will not result because the amount of sugar in a given must or juice is fixed and can never increase beyond a certain point. Negatively, however, your yeast cells might be under-nourished during the fermentation because there will be less micronutrients, vitamins and biotin to go around; meaning the increased risk of a stuck fermentation is therefore very real. Additionally, extra yeast autolysis flavors and the potential for an anaerobic layer of hydrogen-sulfide (rotten egg smell) forming lees at the bottom of the container are possible aromatic risks. Most often, adding more yeast than what is called for will only waste money and allow that much more sediment to settle out once the fermentation is complete.

    • @kingkobra2004
      @kingkobra2004 11 місяців тому +2

      I was hoping someone would say something and explain if it would help. TWU

  • @kotaisalreadytaken
    @kotaisalreadytaken 11 місяців тому +4

    "So therroretically, scientifuhllee, chemistree wise should infact.."
    Im sorry what????

  • @45noop
    @45noop 11 місяців тому +7

    My favorite part is when he’s says he’s drinking to be social while sitting in his room alone drinking like always

    • @Camodeep7583
      @Camodeep7583 9 місяців тому

      He is truly delusional as so many others

  • @rippsteakface
    @rippsteakface 11 місяців тому +19

    TWU!

  • @whaledum8085
    @whaledum8085 11 місяців тому +43

    "You wake up craving alcohol and then you don't have any cause you drank it all the night before, it's kind of a shitty feeling"
    things heard at an AA meeting

    • @mattg4705
      @mattg4705 10 місяців тому

      When he said his hangiver cure was to wake up and drink a shot and a soda i was like you dont get hangovers cause your an alcoholic

  • @dioydatt9369
    @dioydatt9369 11 місяців тому +55

    I’m honestly really tired of the trolls myself! How can they not realize how amazing of a father he would be!?

    • @brotherardash1960
      @brotherardash1960 11 місяців тому +10

      CPS would be knocking on the door as his chick took a pregnancy test

  • @jarreldoomis3502
    @jarreldoomis3502 11 місяців тому +9

    Completely sober the entire time.

  • @burritoman2k
    @burritoman2k 11 місяців тому +93

    Not gonna lie I mostly follow DSP's antics but lately I've been getting sucked into the cobraverse (mostly because of morbid curiosity of his war crimes against food)

    • @TheDavinator92
      @TheDavinator92 11 місяців тому +16

      his latest video has him making what looks like diarrhea mead, can't wait for the 2 week taste test. Boys brewing straight sewage. TWU

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety 11 місяців тому +8

      Literally how I got my start.

    • @vampiricn1ght
      @vampiricn1ght 11 місяців тому +4

      I learned of Cobes cuz a streamer I watch did a whole run of episodes on him, and I got curious and looked into the Wendy's Saga. Then two days ago my partner looked up some of the mini documentaries on Cobra to find out who he is. "This man can't be alive after all of that."

    • @dissimulii
      @dissimulii 11 місяців тому

      so you follow a milquetoast, boring AF gouty, pouty clown boy? why? you may as well donate your underage sexdoll-fund disability money to him, dent.

    • @cowbatboots282
      @cowbatboots282 11 місяців тому +3

      I mean no disrespect but I'll never understand how anyone follows DSP. He's so boring and his manipulation is so transparent.
      I think I like cows like Cobes because even though the same things could be said of him he's just at a level of no self awareness and stupidity that you just know he never realizes even slightly that no one will ever believe his lies. Also his delusions are 100% in that he legit believes them to that level. DSP just has too much self awareness. He just feels like a grifter to me. He knows that if he over reacts he gets views.

  • @michaelromeo9660
    @michaelromeo9660 11 місяців тому +13

    The way he pronounced "avent garde" was fucking terrific.

  • @j4nk3n
    @j4nk3n 11 місяців тому +9

    "Iv become a lightweight because iv cut down on my drinking"
    Your liver doesnt work any more boglim TMDWU

  • @Valkyr33
    @Valkyr33 11 місяців тому +14

    "That classic mead mouth feel"... We all know hes too regarded to know what that actually means so we can only imagine what he's referring to because with that festering maw, mouthfeel brings on a whole different meaning. But hey, hes cutting down on his sugar intake (while drinking a glass of meeed thats had 9 lbs of sugar poured in it and fermented for 45 minutes TWU) 🤣

    • @nicoleawkwardone
      @nicoleawkwardone 8 місяців тому +2

      My favorite comment in this stream.... Mead mouth🤘🏼🤣🤣🤩

  • @Octavius_bobcat
    @Octavius_bobcat 11 місяців тому +6

    I love that the delusions have gone as far as to “running his own sober clinic”

  • @mostly_accurate
    @mostly_accurate 11 місяців тому +4

    It's astonishing to me what that man can eat and drink and enjoy it. I gag on my subway sandwich when it gets cold and he can just down a catfood big mac

    • @Gemmycobson
      @Gemmycobson 7 місяців тому +1

      Subway basically is cat food

  • @IchiEyes
    @IchiEyes 11 місяців тому +6

    If I didn't know Cobra at all and saw this with fresh eyes, I'd think it was very committed performance art

  • @swelldritch2774
    @swelldritch2774 11 місяців тому +15

    The reason the mead is burning his stomach is because the yeast is still alive. Im amazed he got that much down, especially with that energetic of a yeast.

    • @thesausage351
      @thesausage351 11 місяців тому +2

      Ahhhh, so that’s why. I didn’t think he had made something with a ridiculous high ABV content.

    • @swelldritch2774
      @swelldritch2774 11 місяців тому +3

      @@thesausage351 yeah, Id ballpark it at around 8-10% at this point. Most of the fermentation happens in the first 2 weeks, but theres no way its done. That yeast can ferment enough to have a slight burn(18-20%) if you have a very healthy batch tbf.

    • @Miley_00
      @Miley_00 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@swelldritch2774I made some with champagne 🍾 yeast and I'm guessing it was 16-18% me and my friend drank about 1/2 a gallon and he blacked out and the next day I guess he face planted and was all bloody! it was good stuff!

    • @eggshapedisraelioperative6317
      @eggshapedisraelioperative6317 11 місяців тому

      @@swelldritch2774keep in mind that his Hawaiian punch base is full of preservatives specifically designed to inhibit yeast development, and it was completely contaminated from day one because nothing was sterilised and his filthy unwashed paws made contact with all the ingredients. and he also drank from the bottle, introducing his vile mouth bacteria into the brew

  • @xeokym223
    @xeokym223 11 місяців тому +159

    Imagine being such a regard that you think "winning" means eating a catfood burger.

    • @gilmourdimegates
      @gilmourdimegates 11 місяців тому +14

      It's sustanance at the expense of the trolls. Cobra wins!

    • @Porkchop_Delight23
      @Porkchop_Delight23 11 місяців тому +2

      buuuUUUUUT @@gilmourdimegates

    • @HarryBermuda
      @HarryBermuda 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@gilmourdimegateslives to fight another day thanks to the trolls

    • @wardygrub
      @wardygrub 10 місяців тому

      You sound like a mean person.

  • @vevvenennevvev5945
    @vevvenennevvev5945 11 місяців тому +10

    I honestly cannot comprehend what I'm watching at this point. He seems to actually *want* the cat food big macs.

  • @youtubeconsumer5637
    @youtubeconsumer5637 11 місяців тому +5

    25:00 Farts on mic then puts his lips on it TMDWU!

  • @whalewaffle2771
    @whalewaffle2771 11 місяців тому +6

    Shaun its the sane and introspective part of Cobra, fascinating.

  • @stephen2224
    @stephen2224 11 місяців тому +13

    “It ain’t gonna kill you to wait” no the mead literally will kill yoy

  • @afireinside142
    @afireinside142 11 місяців тому +15

    Someone needs to send some magnesium citrate so he can rule our sad lives some more

    • @LeeHarveyOswaldStyle
      @LeeHarveyOswaldStyle 11 місяців тому +4

      Magnesium citrate and Monster Import, I call it a "Cobra's Colon Cleaner." TWU

  • @ScrawnyRonnie89
    @ScrawnyRonnie89 11 місяців тому +5

    I bet he promised his dad hed quit drinking beer & buying alcohol. But he never said he wouldnt try make his own Boglim Boose

  • @bunnyspvp
    @bunnyspvp 11 місяців тому +9

    He's more mad about the Pizza than his cat food big mac 🤣

  • @jebronlames5997
    @jebronlames5997 11 місяців тому +11

    Cat food is not a need it's a want.

  • @spitfireohone
    @spitfireohone 11 місяців тому +2

    That Meed destroyed his sense of chronology. October 1st became October 21st in an hour

  • @boogerf3679
    @boogerf3679 11 місяців тому +3

    *Farts on his mic then sticks it to his mouth * Classic comedy.

  • @gilmourdimegates
    @gilmourdimegates 11 місяців тому +9

    Jason from Guitar Center is working a double.

  • @SuperGOD1000
    @SuperGOD1000 11 місяців тому +5

    Padded room saga coming in nicely.

  • @teejin669
    @teejin669 11 місяців тому +4

    Its actually suprising how he gets somewhere near actually funny when he pulls out the ventriloquism.

  • @vexthem
    @vexthem 11 місяців тому +6

    People that like Josh or find him endearing have not watched him enough. He’s a complete regard sicko that has never faced the consequences of his regardation. Hate watching is what you’ll start doing if you watch him long enough.

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 11 місяців тому

      This guy gets it. 100% what happened to me, I hate the boglim goblin.

    • @RootVegetabIe
      @RootVegetabIe 11 місяців тому +3

      I don't take it that seriously.

    • @eggshapedisraelioperative6317
      @eggshapedisraelioperative6317 11 місяців тому +3

      There’s no real reason to actually hate cobra. Just point and laugh at the regard in the cage. He unironically owns your life if you force yourself to watch him even though you hate him

  • @sofuzzywuzzy
    @sofuzzywuzzy 11 місяців тому +12

    Nothing beats drinking botulism bog juice with a candle holder TMDWU toobz

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 11 місяців тому +2

    Man.... how'd I know that when he said "This will be my last glass of mead" I knew he break that? There was still half a video left, lol. Dude has no impulse control at all.

  • @sepelchurparadise4785
    @sepelchurparadise4785 11 місяців тому +8

    The mere fact he's engaging the trolls and pointing it out and going on and on about how sad his trolls are, he has lost. Instead of ignoring them, he has given them the ability to control him. I mean he ate CATFOOD for gods sake! Oh but he won't eat baby food! Thats where our little regard draws the line! No no!

  • @MrZombieStrategies
    @MrZombieStrategies 11 місяців тому +2

    He really farted into the mic then immediately put it to his mouth. Jesus christ

  • @swift1y
    @swift1y 11 місяців тому +5

    "Weeks of counseling" and he's still drinking sewer juice and eating catfood big macs.
    Unbelievable.

  • @Lenape_Lady
    @Lenape_Lady 11 місяців тому +2

    So he won’t eat the free baby-food, which is specifically formulated according to strict guidelines and the dietary requirements of actual humans (and supposedly tastes pretty yummy) and instead eats the free cat food. That baby food probably wasn’t even from a Trole, it was probably from a genuine fan worried about his health and inability to chew anything harder or denser than pudding and just wanted to see him eat actual human grade food.

  • @mrdave777
    @mrdave777 11 місяців тому +7

    9:03 That teleportation. Whatever you want to call it. Is golden, please add more!

  • @TheRealBuckBumble
    @TheRealBuckBumble 11 місяців тому +1

    he literally couldn't be drunk, we are actually seeing regarded placebo effect.

  • @decorateddeerskull
    @decorateddeerskull 11 місяців тому +22

    "We'll wait till the 21st of October"
    "I'll give it a couple more days"
    "Well it is after 5 o'clock and i havent had a drink all day"
    Generally in moving the goalpost, the goal is pushed further away. The boy works backwards

  • @dopecat_truecrime
    @dopecat_truecrime 11 місяців тому +6

    Something is up. Clint is most definitely limiting Boglim's alcohol allowance. He was always broke, but he would often find ways to get blackout drunk. Judging by his more recent streams he rarely gets very drunk anymore -- ever since he started doing his "meads."