Just ask Rasta Jeremy, when he complained about how long he had worn his pants for, cobra said he had far out done that amount of time wearing the same pants.
Dude is straight up living the bum life but in an apartment. He's one step away from being full blown legit guttertrash and that's when Clint finally cuts him off tired of seeing him rot. He's already used to super cheap swill and hobo tuna. 🤣
@@kiryukazuma8089 A miniature bottle dumped in a big ass glass and mixed with the aforementioned light beer and soda. Which he will then take about an hour to drink.
Cotton candy and peach vodka is still vodka with sugar on top. Even when it’s dumped on Tampico after a week and a half to make yourself look like a successful brewer.
I’ve never seen anyone else force cat food down their throat and then announce that they have beaten the cat food sender at their own game. God help us if someone sends him a di*do
Yeah bro, same. I sold all of my family and i's belongings, shaved my head and face, and am now shoving any and everything sweet into a milk jug to make mead in order to begin this insanely long road to recovery
"you wake up craving alcohol, and then you dont have any because you drank it all the night before. It's kind of a shitty feeling." yes, this is what is known as alcoholism my dear boy
im sure he does that to cope, but ive watc hed enough of this guy to know that other than using drugs to cope with things hes a good guy. i wish he would see that the internet has been a bad choice for him. sur ehes popular but at what cost? its sad to see all these ppl wanting to make him upset. tf is wrong with ppl, i cant think of one thing hes said or done to deserve it other than having mental issues and having a way to contact him.
That can cause an aneurysm my family makes wine, there's even special valves and balloons that can't be breached just for that reason. But? He huffs duster, soooooooo.tmdwu.
@@dogmeat7486 the amount of similarities is crazy. Cat food, can't drive, has a green alter ego, loves the color green, eats weird food, always drunk, huffs shit to get high. It's the same person I tell ya.
As someone that has made moonshine in the past (legal here), I know that this is possible poisonous with methanol, the stuff that makes you go blind. If he doesn't go blind then I will know for certain that methanol does not really exist and is more like bigfoot, people always think it is there but have no actual proof.
I got to hand it to him though. If I had taken one sip I would probably be shitting my brains out. He eats cat food and washes it down with rank ass fruit juice and is totally fine. Insane
@@coyote4936 If he made Hawaiian Punch "meade" in Valhalla then his supposed Viking ancestors would kick Cobes down to one of their other afterlife realms.
The cat food DID work.😅 he has NO idea what "gangstalking" means &cops don't arrest people for sending food. 😂 But he likes making empty threats, it makes him feel like a growed up adult.
"I've cut down on my sugar intake" *proceeds to shove 2 cups of sugar, an entire bottle of honey, an entire bad of reese cups, an entire bottle of chocolate cyrup, globs of peanut butter, and an entire bottle of bacon bits into a bottle with a splash of juice to make "mead"* This tracks well with the way he cut back on his drinking lol
He is officially eating cat food on a regular Basis. If that isn’t a solid indicator that he is getting much more regarded and needs to be in a group home then I don’t know what is! “I’m a lot smarter than people give me credit for.” Wrong Josh, you are worse than we thought.
Cause he's on a weird spot on the autism spectrum. I'd classify myself as a little less autistic but I always poke fun at myself because I'm aware of my actions. Until I'm not. Hope that makes sense.
Legit confused why he always puts the hobo hat on to open the door when he gets a delivery. He sits there streaming to the world showing his greasy/crispy half bald head so he can't be embarrassed about being bald.
You dont know anything doodt. There might be a hot, biologically female, alive, consenting goth chick delivering his meal. "Wow that goth badboy who smelled good had a cool hat."
anytime he sees a child or even actual babies, or when a child just happens to be the subject of some conversation, he immediately says "fuck the sickos". it's definitely not a coping mechanism to lash back at his intruding thoughts. it's because he's a good guy! so lets give him money!
@@Beyblade_worrior2x speed adderal josh, but yeah essentially, I don’t have long breaks at work so I have to speed up the highlights and it makes it actually watchable like a more streamlined Tim and Eric clip
Look at the volume and color difference from when it was first mixed, then after the inevitable "testing" sips, and the final product. Hawaiian Punch is a very saturated/opaque red and nothing like his pink/translucent "meade" brew.
@@Baard5Szomoruhis teeth are absolutely past saving!! I chewed 2 tins of grizzly wintergreen long cut a day for 10 years and still have all my teeth and they aren’t piss yellow. Which blows my mind but hey I guess brushing your teeth does work after all
Nah it's just from dominos directly. You can call them and they know the Cobra orders are all weird. They didn't even blink an eye when my buddy called and asked them to fill the pizza box with garlic butter or when he asked to send a salad in the pizza box. Their only stipulation is they had to leave the salad in the plastic container inside the pizza box because of Corp domino's rules.
I went back and watched some videos of his from like 10 years ago...He's completely fucked himself up beyond repair. It was a little shocking to see him form a full sentence.
I only got into watching Cobes like a year ago and when I went back to his earliest videos I couldn't believe it...he was once a semi functional human being. Its shocking
I've seen a bit of young Cobes watching the Snake Bones podcast. It's such a shame what he's become. Sure, he was always a weird dude, but he had a personality, and he was interesting, if for no other reason than the fact that he didn't think like other people. These days, it's just drinking and bitching.
His newest batch is by far the most dangerous diarrhoea wine ive ever seen. As a new brewer he needs to upgrade to s lock air locks. Those balloons will be leeching chemicals and rot into his brew. He is not leaving wine yeast long enough either for any good results. Highly regarded!
He also doesn't understand that putting 4 times as much yeast as is needed into the brew doesn't make the brew 4 times stronger. Yeast dies once the ABV level reaches a certain level which depends on the strain of yeast.
If he had an above 80 iq, he’d also realize he could save money by starting a new batch every 2-3 days so then he can let it ferment and not be constantly just hoping it’s ready
We should not underestimate his accomplishments: how he hates sick0s, cares about gender issues, owns his trolls and on top he smells good, even though he is a real bad goth boy.
yep! i know josh is a good guy because he says "fuck the sickos" all the time. anytime he sees a child or even actual babies, or when a child just happens to be the subject of some conversation, he immediately says "fuck the sickos". it's definitely not a coping mechanism to lash back as his intruding thoughts. it's because he's a good guy! so lets give him money! I've even seen him accuse a person of performing sexual acts on an infant. that doesn't cross normal people's minds because that's vigilante justice in action! fuck the sickos! When he bragged about and recalled in delight the time when he jacked off on and molested that special needs girl in high school, I just knew he was a good guy! That girl may not have been able to give consent, but you know she appreciated the sexual love josh gave her! man, what a good guy! let's all give him our money so he doesn't have to get a job like us, and can freely doordash from restaurants 3 times a day!
I like to think Boglim Chronicles has experience in sports editing, which is why he's able to release these videos at such a fast pace and survive long instances of nothing to find the nuggets of mold.
It's astonishing to me what that man can eat and drink and enjoy it. I gag on my subway sandwich when it gets cold and he can just down a catfood big mac
He 100% has a problem. He’s drinking rotten fruit, yeast and spoiled juice and hoping he gets drunk while verbally explaining to himself that it’s alcohol.
He does a lot of dumb stuff but the people that watch and make fun of him seem to be dumber sometimes. You can make alcohol the way he's doing it, its called hooch. All thats needed is sugar, yeast, and water. The sugar can come from juice, fruit, or just your basic sugar. you just have to have patience. His alcoholic ass is just rushing to drink it before its ready. Also yes, you can get botulism doing this, but it is alcohol he's making.
@@LSB44446 That makes me wonder how you think wine, cider, or mead that you get in stores is made. This is the same method just with less sophisticated equipment, way, WAY more sugar, and a shitload of contamination from his constant sipping and touching
Thank GOD he's smart enough to understand he'd need his dream clocktower castle before he has a kid. Imagine raising a child in that apartment and the hood of Casper... Cobe's is smarter than most think.
I like that he has self-imposed a eugenics-like prerequisite for reproducing. He sets an impossible standard that he'll never attain and thus takes himself out of the gene pool. Very regarded, I wonder how Darwin would explain that
@@TheEnderBand Give 'Good Enough' by Daniel Milo a read. He mentions that Darwin regrets not accounting for neutrality as part of evolution. His pal Wallace and a few of their contemporaries like Romanes were critical of the eugenics motivated themes of constant improvement. TWU
"That classic mead mouth feel"... We all know hes too regarded to know what that actually means so we can only imagine what he's referring to because with that festering maw, mouthfeel brings on a whole different meaning. But hey, hes cutting down on his sugar intake (while drinking a glass of meeed thats had 9 lbs of sugar poured in it and fermented for 45 minutes TWU) 🤣
So it’s not his piss poor hygiene (or lack thereof), misogynist ways, broke status, and awful personality that keeps him from getting a girlfriend, no. It’s the trolls. Okay, Josh. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
@@privateuser7probably nothing concrete. However, Josh does have a lot of mommy issues, so that probably impacts his relationships with Women. If he had any in his life, of course.
You are a legend for cutting down this monstrosity, I don't know how you can stomach it, but I can't watch Cobra without these cuts. Hilarious editing with the DUN DUN timestamps too.
"Symptoms of Wernicke encephalopathy may include partial paralysis of the muscles in the eyes, ataxia (difficulty walking), confusion, and disorientation. Left untreated, it may lead to worsening memory loss and confabulation (false memories)."
Something is up. Clint is most definitely limiting Boglim's alcohol allowance. He was always broke, but he would often find ways to get blackout drunk. Judging by his more recent streams he rarely gets very drunk anymore -- ever since he started doing his "meads."
"You wake up craving alcohol and then you don't have any cause you drank it all the night before, it's kind of a shitty feeling" things heard at an AA meeting
The mere fact he's engaging the trolls and pointing it out and going on and on about how sad his trolls are, he has lost. Instead of ignoring them, he has given them the ability to control him. I mean he ate CATFOOD for gods sake! Oh but he won't eat baby food! Thats where our little regard draws the line! No no!
Not gonna lie I mostly follow DSP's antics but lately I've been getting sucked into the cobraverse (mostly because of morbid curiosity of his war crimes against food)
I learned of Cobes cuz a streamer I watch did a whole run of episodes on him, and I got curious and looked into the Wendy's Saga. Then two days ago my partner looked up some of the mini documentaries on Cobra to find out who he is. "This man can't be alive after all of that."
I mean no disrespect but I'll never understand how anyone follows DSP. He's so boring and his manipulation is so transparent. I think I like cows like Cobes because even though the same things could be said of him he's just at a level of no self awareness and stupidity that you just know he never realizes even slightly that no one will ever believe his lies. Also his delusions are 100% in that he legit believes them to that level. DSP just has too much self awareness. He just feels like a grifter to me. He knows that if he over reacts he gets views.
Josh’s clothes ferment longer than his “mead”
Now he's gonna try to drink his clothes next stream
Legit he could wring out the juices soaked into his shirt at the end of each month and get way drunker off that
His head is fermented
meade
Just ask Rasta Jeremy, when he complained about how long he had worn his pants for, cobra said he had far out done that amount of time wearing the same pants.
Josh is a confirmed sicko, he can't even wait for his "meee-duh" to be of age
Underrated comment 💀💀
Damn man. That was good thanks for the laugh
*chefs kiss
You turkey 😂
Legendary comment 😂😂😂
Bog Math is like quantum computing through a crackpipe
Don’t you mean a bog-pipe?
Good one 😂
Dude is straight up living the bum life but in an apartment. He's one step away from being full blown legit guttertrash and that's when Clint finally cuts him off tired of seeing him rot. He's already used to super cheap swill and hobo tuna. 🤣
Brooo... lmfao😂😂😂
Incredible
Josh may be inadvertently weening himself off of alcohol with this extremely low alcohol by volume hooch.
All his drinks are always low ABV.
His usual drinks are light beer mixed with a variety of fruity soda pops.
You can tell he looks a little healthier then a few months ago.
@@matthewhopkins666ehhh, he mixes in an entire bottle of 100 proof cheap booze
@@kiryukazuma8089 A miniature bottle dumped in a big ass glass and mixed with the aforementioned light beer and soda.
Which he will then take about an hour to drink.
Cotton candy and peach vodka is still vodka with sugar on top. Even when it’s dumped on Tampico after a week and a half to make yourself look like a successful brewer.
Better not be eating cat food and washing it down with botulism juice again BOY
I’ve never seen anyone else force cat food down their throat and then announce that they have beaten the cat food sender at their own game. God help us if someone sends him a di*do
LOL!!
Someone has I think.
@@thesausage351time someone do it again
I want to thaaaank you. For giving me the best tiiiime of my liife
"ah dood that cat-food tastes gross"
“12 days is an even amount of numbers” this guys WAY smarter than a lot of people give him credit for
too smart for therapy toobz
@@philpwn6494 I like how he’s been calling it counseling it makes him feel better about it😂
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 when your therapist tells you to brush your teeth, you know it's bad
That "12 days is an even amount of numbers" cracked me up
6 is even too. 6×2=12. Go cobra 😂
We definitely did NOT want him to put cat food on a Big Mac and eat it. He shook me to the core he got us so bad.
Yeah bro, same. I sold all of my family and i's belongings, shaved my head and face, and am now shoving any and everything sweet into a milk jug to make mead in order to begin this insanely long road to recovery
Troles WIN
And I really wish he brushed his teeth after eating that, he probably got me there too
"you wake up craving alcohol, and then you dont have any because you drank it all the night before. It's kind of a shitty feeling." yes, this is what is known as alcoholism my dear boy
And then you start shaking a little
@@jeffreylynds7986 and sweating
@@Jenult and taking hot smelly dookies
im sure he does that to cope, but ive watc hed enough of this guy to know that other than using drugs to cope with things hes a good guy. i wish he would see that the internet has been a bad choice for him. sur ehes popular but at what cost? its sad to see all these ppl wanting to make him upset. tf is wrong with ppl, i cant think of one thing hes said or done to deserve it other than having mental issues and having a way to contact him.
@stanlee2200 he neglected and ended up killing puff
Warm Rotten fruit juice and cat food burger. This guy is a legend.
Iron stomach
Sounds like a finale challenge on the show Fear Factor
Meh, I've seen better...
Him inhaling the fermented gas stench balloon 🤢🤢bros just asking for health issues.
The Titanic is split in half and one half is already on its way to the bottom of the North Atlantic at this point. Health issues are guaranteed.
@@DiddyCanFlyI dig the comparison
Petri dish lungs TWU
Whether consciously or subconsciously, dude's trying to die.
That can cause an aneurysm my family makes wine, there's even special valves and balloons that can't be breached just for that reason.
But? He huffs duster, soooooooo.tmdwu.
The trolls have trained Cobra to be Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny.
What an amazing psycological study this has been.
We aren’t successful until he calls himself the rat king, and sings the Day man song
Charlie is actually an okay guy though, just regarded and easily misled.
Cobes is ill tempered, foul spirited, regarded, and easily misled.
Oh man i think about that scene every time i see catfood now. I can't believe that no one else has mentioned this yet.
@@buitreofficial7765 i don't know. Charlie did stalk the waitress for years. Lol
@@dogmeat7486 the amount of similarities is crazy. Cat food, can't drive, has a green alter ego, loves the color green, eats weird food, always drunk, huffs shit to get high.
It's the same person I tell ya.
Imagine being such an alcoholic that you drink dirty juice after 12 days hoping that it’s magically going to be alcohol
I thought it was supposed to be “done” October 21st???
He's just highly regarded, that's all.
As someone that has made moonshine in the past (legal here), I know that this is possible poisonous with methanol, the stuff that makes you go blind. If he doesn't go blind then I will know for certain that methanol does not really exist and is more like bigfoot, people always think it is there but have no actual proof.
I got to hand it to him though. If I had taken one sip I would probably be shitting my brains out. He eats cat food and washes it down with rank ass fruit juice and is totally fine. Insane
@@jescovideo Of course you cant our human stomachs cannot fathom the diet of a boglim
I love this new Viking stage, it's like the UK stage he was in where he said wankers all the time. Now it's meade all the time.
He is plying for his place in Valhalla
He dose get stuck in loops all the time
@@coyote4936 If he made Hawaiian Punch "meade" in Valhalla then his supposed Viking ancestors would kick Cobes down to one of their other afterlife realms.
Being sent to Hel is so goth
The cat food DID work.😅 he has NO idea what "gangstalking" means &cops don't arrest people for sending food. 😂 But he likes making empty threats, it makes him feel like a growed up adult.
"I've cut down on my sugar intake" *proceeds to shove 2 cups of sugar, an entire bottle of honey, an entire bad of reese cups, an entire bottle of chocolate cyrup, globs of peanut butter, and an entire bottle of bacon bits into a bottle with a splash of juice to make "mead"*
This tracks well with the way he cut back on his drinking lol
He put chocolate and bacon in the mead ? I thought it was strawberry and banana
He also wants to be an alcohol/drug counselor too lol. He can hand out shots of mead and some greasy food hacks to cure the patients hangovers 🤣
@@AlexC-f9u this is his newest batch that he just started.
@@DrDizzleFrizzleoh god he actually did it? He threatened to make something like that.
@@thesausage351 of course he did, he's a regarded boglim
He is officially eating cat food on a regular Basis. If that isn’t a solid indicator that he is getting much more regarded and needs to be in a group home then I don’t know what is!
“I’m a lot smarter than people give me credit for.”
Wrong Josh, you are worse than we thought.
He's eating cat food like he's a mf prawn from district 9 movie
Catfood sandwiches and homemade "wine". Huffing cologne and duster wasnt enough
We all tried it as kids, trole
@@chupacabraracing181”Fook’in Proonz man!”
Speak for yourself. Most knew he was this dumb for many years.
Hows he simultaneously self aware and not at the same time 💀
wym?
@@EstradaDuran-sg6coywc?
Cause he's on a weird spot on the autism spectrum. I'd classify myself as a little less autistic but I always poke fun at myself because I'm aware of my actions. Until I'm not. Hope that makes sense.
Legit confused why he always puts the hobo hat on to open the door when he gets a delivery.
He sits there streaming to the world showing his greasy/crispy half bald head so he can't be embarrassed about being bald.
Yeah, I have no idea, I noticed that also.
It’s about looking decent, presentable, something you clearly know nothing about
🤣🤣🤣
in case its a hot goth girl i guess.
You dont know anything doodt. There might be a hot, biologically female, alive, consenting goth chick delivering his meal.
"Wow that goth badboy who smelled good had a cool hat."
Better not air when Im working a double, boy.
Better get those new EMGs installed in my Washburn Dime Slime boy!
Better be expecting some diaper and ice door dashes! Watch out!
He does the best streams mid day on weekdays everytime 😭
Imagine being such a regard that you think "winning" means eating a catfood burger.
It's sustanance at the expense of the trolls. Cobra wins!
buuuUUUUUT @@gilmourdimegates
@@gilmourdimegateslives to fight another day thanks to the trolls
You sound like a mean person.
His lack of facial hair really brings out his teeth.
And his freaky lips.
It show-cases his dental health situation.
I actually thinks he (somehow) looks better without that scraggly ass beard
Dude. Check your mirror! Haha!
@@wardygrub begone trole!
You better not get your catboy, CLINTON.
Holy shit, that pizza broke his brain.
alas, it still has nothing on how buttblasted he got over the garlic butter cups
Damn GF pizza
"Ending sickos is more important than getting laid"
He's fighting some real demons there. Please keep it repressed sicko. You dont need to get laid.
anytime he sees a child or even actual babies, or when a child just happens to be the subject of some conversation, he immediately says "fuck the sickos".
it's definitely not a coping mechanism to lash back at his intruding thoughts. it's because he's a good guy! so lets give him money!
You're not drunk.. that's a sugar high, BOY!
He needed a counselor to tell him to brush his teeth? Boy is more regarded than even we knew
😂😂😂😂😂TMDWU
He is DEEPLY regarded
Psychiatrist"""" that Josh calls a counselor 😂
He needed a therapist to tell him to do it, then he still didn't do it
Took you long enough to get this out, BOY!
This dude aged 25 years in 6 months. Lunacy!
Well he just aged another 25 years now. It's crazy rewatching some of this and seeing how much he deteriorated in half a year.
Dude just loves saying mead!, not knowing what true mead tastes like.
Meaduh*
What a weird observation. You ok?
I like to play these at 2x speed and make-believe that Josh is a normal person in society.
1.5 speed is a little more palatable
@@Beyblade_worrior2x speed adderal josh, but yeah essentially, I don’t have long breaks at work so I have to speed up the highlights and it makes it actually watchable like a more streamlined Tim and Eric clip
Damn, 1.5 speed makes him normal.
@@Beyblade_worriorHoly shit mind blowing how normal 1.5 sounds
He used to talk at a normal/quick pace
This is 100% proof he dosed the first mold, I mean mead. 100% dumped a bunch of vodka into it to prove the troles wronggg.
Yeah there’s no way he could have been so hammered with bakers yeast and barely any soak time.
Look at the volume and color difference from when it was first mixed, then after the inevitable "testing" sips, and the final product. Hawaiian Punch is a very saturated/opaque red and nothing like his pink/translucent "meade" brew.
KC thinks his trolls are some sort of hive mind out to get him and he's one step ahead of them at all times.
He's def not as dumb as he looks. He's more intelligent than most of the bots out here. Hail the king.
@@they_arent_humanSure buddy. He's really a savant and we just don't realize it.
Well in his head, he's a savant in the bed.
hi Josh@@they_arent_human
@they_arent_human well he definitely looks dumb af
“I haven’t changed my teeth brushing routine but I’ve changed my sugar intake.” Proceeds to drink 2.2 pounds of sugar and no teeth brushing in sight
There's no way tooth brushing nor sugar intake will save his teeth
It will only delay the inevitable damage.
@@Baard5Szomoruhis teeth are absolutely past saving!! I chewed 2 tins of grizzly wintergreen long cut a day for 10 years and still have all my teeth and they aren’t piss yellow. Which blows my mind but hey I guess brushing your teeth does work after all
At least his coat will be nice and fluffy from all the catfood.
“I haven’t had anything to get me off all day,no drugs no alcohol” spoken like a true Boglim with a 7 year dry spell and way too many addictions
He must have an iron stomach to eat and drink the trash he makes
A tarded stomach
an iron stomach for the golden child
We don't see the fallout. I bet it's been years since Josh has had a solid BM.
Circle of protection dood
Being trash probably helps.
There is no way that Domino’s pizza was from Doordash, that was straight from some troll employees. Kudos!
Nah it's just from dominos directly. You can call them and they know the Cobra orders are all weird. They didn't even blink an eye when my buddy called and asked them to fill the pizza box with garlic butter or when he asked to send a salad in the pizza box. Their only stipulation is they had to leave the salad in the plastic container inside the pizza box because of Corp domino's rules.
@@doma6571 damn that's hilarious id love to send him something ngl
I went back and watched some videos of his from like 10 years ago...He's completely fucked himself up beyond repair. It was a little shocking to see him form a full sentence.
I only got into watching Cobes like a year ago and when I went back to his earliest videos I couldn't believe it...he was once a semi functional human being. Its shocking
It’s been all downhill since he got fired from Wendys for mixing up the sweet tea’s… 😂 we’re watching someone devolve into a caveman!
I've seen a bit of young Cobes watching the Snake Bones podcast. It's such a shame what he's become. Sure, he was always a weird dude, but he had a personality, and he was interesting, if for no other reason than the fact that he didn't think like other people. These days, it's just drinking and bitching.
Thank you for taking the time to keep us up to date. As a troll who lives in my parents basement, I am sometimes too busy to catch his streams.
His newest batch is by far the most dangerous diarrhoea wine ive ever seen. As a new brewer he needs to upgrade to s lock air locks. Those balloons will be leeching chemicals and rot into his brew. He is not leaving wine yeast long enough either for any good results. Highly regarded!
why does nobody ever pitch their yeast?
He also doesn't understand that putting 4 times as much yeast as is needed into the brew doesn't make the brew 4 times stronger.
Yeast dies once the ABV level reaches a certain level which depends on the strain of yeast.
If he had an above 80 iq, he’d also realize he could save money by starting a new batch every 2-3 days so then he can let it ferment and not be constantly just hoping it’s ready
He ended up huffing the gas in the Ballon and looked like he was about to pass out or have a heart attack after doing it.
just you wait. the current batch has bacon, chocolate, and peanut butter in it along with maybe a cup and a half of mango flavored drink.
We should not underestimate his accomplishments: how he hates sick0s, cares about gender issues, owns his trolls and on top he smells good, even though he is a real bad goth boy.
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yep! i know josh is a good guy because he says "fuck the sickos" all the time.
anytime he sees a child or even actual babies, or when a child just happens to be the subject of some conversation, he immediately says "fuck the sickos".
it's definitely not a coping mechanism to lash back as his intruding thoughts. it's because he's a good guy! so lets give him money!
I've even seen him accuse a person of performing sexual acts on an infant. that doesn't cross normal people's minds because that's vigilante justice in action! fuck the sickos!
When he bragged about and recalled in delight the time when he jacked off on and molested that special needs girl in high school, I just knew he was a good guy! That girl may not have been able to give consent, but you know she appreciated the sexual love josh gave her! man, what a good guy! let's all give him our money so he doesn't have to get a job like us, and can freely doordash from restaurants 3 times a day!
Even if his "mead" doesn't have much alcohol, at least he has the balloon full of swamp gas to huff every once in a while
Not an alcoholic, he just wakes up craving alcohol. It is what it is toobz. TWU
TMDWU
Can't wait to see the next video of him making the bacon, chocolate, and peanut butter mead. That new batch is going to be vile!
Botulism coming in nicely toobz
Botulism coming in nicely toobz
Gonna b silly af
Pure bog juice
Not if you a cobra
We all knew he wasn't gonna wait a month, all about that instant gratification
I bet the girlfriend when he made it how long it would last. I said oct 1 so he beat my expectations
1 hour, 2 drinks, 1 cat food and sardine big mac 1000 trolls slayed LETS GO
It's wild how his subconscious escapes thru Shon, like on some level Josh is self aware
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I want to know the psychological reason behind that. It's literally exactly like "Conky" from Trailer Park Boys.
I like to think Boglim Chronicles has experience in sports editing, which is why he's able to release these videos at such a fast pace and survive long instances of nothing to find the nuggets of mold.
TMDWU
It's astonishing to me what that man can eat and drink and enjoy it. I gag on my subway sandwich when it gets cold and he can just down a catfood big mac
Subway basically is cat food
Man he sure owned us eating that fancy feast big Mac! 😂😂😂
He 100% has a problem. He’s drinking rotten fruit, yeast and spoiled juice and hoping he gets drunk while verbally explaining to himself that it’s alcohol.
He does a lot of dumb stuff but the people that watch and make fun of him seem to be dumber sometimes. You can make alcohol the way he's doing it, its called hooch. All thats needed is sugar, yeast, and water. The sugar can come from juice, fruit, or just your basic sugar. you just have to have patience. His alcoholic ass is just rushing to drink it before its ready. Also yes, you can get botulism doing this, but it is alcohol he's making.
You aint lyin
you reckon huh
@@HaplessOneYes, rotten fruit, yeast, and spoiled juice is in essence alchohol. It just sounds less sophisticated than calling it alchohol
@@LSB44446 That makes me wonder how you think wine, cider, or mead that you get in stores is made. This is the same method just with less sophisticated equipment, way, WAY more sugar, and a shitload of contamination from his constant sipping and touching
at this point, I'm starting to think he's ordering the cat food himself
I’m honestly really tired of the trolls myself! How can they not realize how amazing of a father he would be!?
CPS would be knocking on the door as his chick took a pregnancy test
The worst part is, he thinks he's winning and beating the trolls when he eats a cat food Big Mac...
Isn't that the best part?
Strong intuition tells me Josh was def the kid you could get to eat bugs. 😄
I mean we saw with the bugrito he doesn't mind and that was like 3 tiers of regardation ago
Josh is the kid who currently eats bugs
I ate bugs in elementary school and luckily I didn’t end up like this.
Seems like he moved on to being the kid that gets caught beating his shmeet very quickly
@@thebigwhite8339 Touche lol
You can feel him salivating as he reads the catfood label.
Thank GOD he's smart enough to understand he'd need his dream clocktower castle before he has a kid. Imagine raising a child in that apartment and the hood of Casper... Cobe's is smarter than most think.
I like that he has self-imposed a eugenics-like prerequisite for reproducing. He sets an impossible standard that he'll never attain and thus takes himself out of the gene pool. Very regarded, I wonder how Darwin would explain that
@@TheEnderBand Give 'Good Enough' by Daniel Milo a read. He mentions that Darwin regrets not accounting for neutrality as part of evolution. His pal Wallace and a few of their contemporaries like Romanes were critical of the eugenics motivated themes of constant improvement. TWU
@@TheEnderBand shhh! He maybe lurking
I wonder if Cobes has dreams where he confronts his trolls physically, only for him to unmask the troll and the troll has his face.
That would be a great movie.
The hardest work he does is try not to drink all of his alcohol to save some for tomorrow while drinking all of his alcohol.
Lmao shout out to his dedication to responding to “teeth update”
"iT dOeS tAsTe LiKe MeAd"
Boy, your sense of taste has been destroyed since before covid.
The Shawn bit really seems like his inner monologue breaking out and trying to talk sense.
Shawn brings him to life
"That classic mead mouth feel"... We all know hes too regarded to know what that actually means so we can only imagine what he's referring to because with that festering maw, mouthfeel brings on a whole different meaning. But hey, hes cutting down on his sugar intake (while drinking a glass of meeed thats had 9 lbs of sugar poured in it and fermented for 45 minutes TWU) 🤣
My favorite comment in this stream.... Mead mouth🤘🏼🤣🤣🤩
The sad part is that the cat food is the best meal he has made for himself in 10 years.
"So therroretically, scientifuhllee, chemistree wise should infact.."
Im sorry what????
"Iv become a lightweight because iv cut down on my drinking"
Your liver doesnt work any more boglim TMDWU
Talks about the aftertaste of the cat food but no words after he wrapped his lips around the mic he just shit on, such a cyraxx quality.
He doesn't rack these "meads," right? So when he kills a gallon like that he's just drinking all the sediment and dead yeast?
Someone call CPS so we can get Shon into a real home.
The way he pronounced "avent garde" was fucking terrific.
Ava grande.
I honestly cannot comprehend what I'm watching at this point. He seems to actually *want* the cat food big macs.
My favorite part is when he’s says he’s drinking to be social while sitting in his room alone drinking like always
He is truly delusional as so many others
I wonder if the cat food was of age.
His partner sure wasn't.
*HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*
It was safely beyond-age, aka: expired.
expires 9/22/21
The mead certainly wasn't
Nothing beats drinking botulism bog juice with a candle holder TMDWU toobz
I felt so owned after he farted on the microphone and then immediately put it to his mouth.
I love that the delusions have gone as far as to “running his own sober clinic”
So it’s not his piss poor hygiene (or lack thereof), misogynist ways, broke status, and awful personality that keeps him from getting a girlfriend, no. It’s the trolls. Okay, Josh. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
What has he done that's misogynist?
@@privateuser7probably nothing concrete.
However, Josh does have a lot of mommy issues, so that probably impacts his relationships with Women. If he had any in his life, of course.
@@privateuser7 Listen to him talk about women in any context, what a silly question lol
@@privateuser7he has said lots of weird stuff about women and especially the way he views them as pretty much just to have sex w
@@genesis8284 like what name one example please
“It ain’t gonna kill you to wait” no the mead literally will kill yoy
You are a legend for cutting down this monstrosity, I don't know how you can stomach it, but I can't watch Cobra without these cuts. Hilarious editing with the DUN DUN timestamps too.
He's more mad about the Pizza than his cat food big mac 🤣
"Symptoms of Wernicke encephalopathy may include partial paralysis of the muscles in the eyes, ataxia (difficulty walking), confusion, and disorientation. Left untreated, it may lead to worsening memory loss and confabulation (false memories)."
9:03 That teleportation. Whatever you want to call it. Is golden, please add more!
Someone needs to send some magnesium citrate so he can rule our sad lives some more
Magnesium citrate and Monster Import, I call it a "Cobra's Colon Cleaner." TWU
WHY HIS COBRA PLUSHIES LOOKIN LIKE COSMO AND WANDA? THE FAIRLY BOGPARENTS
Jason from Guitar Center is working a double.
I bet he promised his dad hed quit drinking beer & buying alcohol. But he never said he wouldnt try make his own Boglim Boose
Something is up. Clint is most definitely limiting Boglim's alcohol allowance. He was always broke, but he would often find ways to get blackout drunk. Judging by his more recent streams he rarely gets very drunk anymore -- ever since he started doing his "meads."
"You wake up craving alcohol and then you don't have any cause you drank it all the night before, it's kind of a shitty feeling"
things heard at an AA meeting
When he said his hangiver cure was to wake up and drink a shot and a soda i was like you dont get hangovers cause your an alcoholic
Completely sober the entire time.
Cat food is not a need it's a want.
The mere fact he's engaging the trolls and pointing it out and going on and on about how sad his trolls are, he has lost. Instead of ignoring them, he has given them the ability to control him. I mean he ate CATFOOD for gods sake! Oh but he won't eat baby food! Thats where our little regard draws the line! No no!
why are you so mad?
weirdo...
"omg you guys they sent me baby food" you know cobes is like "fuck yeah this tastes delicious" in his peanut head.
Baby food _is_ legitimately delicious, though.
He prefers cat food because baby food is mostly fruit and vegetables
Shaun its the sane and introspective part of Cobra, fascinating.
i 100% used to live like this. except id leave the house from time to time (usually to buy duster)
Well.....I'm glad you are now better off them Cobes.
Well, take a good look and what you could’ve become
@@AndyP4X oh I do. it hits WAY too close to home. but I was in my early 20s. not my late 30s.
He does look much better without the beard. 😮
Its actually suprising how he gets somewhere near actually funny when he pulls out the ventriloquism.
Our boy is talking about drinking 4 drinks or less in social situations. Who does he thinks he's kidding here?
You're doing God's work B.C.. ❤
The thing is though, he’s never in social situations so that limit never applies
"Aww dood that cat food tastes gross". Dude ate that cat food like 10 minutes prior and had the most delayed reaction ever. I'm crying rn.
Lmfao I got a Grubhub ad right as I clicked in to the live premiere. Oh the layers of overpriced irony
I fackin knew he wouldn't let the mead go past the 5th. Frickin regard.
Not gonna lie I mostly follow DSP's antics but lately I've been getting sucked into the cobraverse (mostly because of morbid curiosity of his war crimes against food)
his latest video has him making what looks like diarrhea mead, can't wait for the 2 week taste test. Boys brewing straight sewage. TWU
Literally how I got my start.
I learned of Cobes cuz a streamer I watch did a whole run of episodes on him, and I got curious and looked into the Wendy's Saga. Then two days ago my partner looked up some of the mini documentaries on Cobra to find out who he is. "This man can't be alive after all of that."
so you follow a milquetoast, boring AF gouty, pouty clown boy? why? you may as well donate your underage sexdoll-fund disability money to him, dent.
I mean no disrespect but I'll never understand how anyone follows DSP. He's so boring and his manipulation is so transparent.
I think I like cows like Cobes because even though the same things could be said of him he's just at a level of no self awareness and stupidity that you just know he never realizes even slightly that no one will ever believe his lies. Also his delusions are 100% in that he legit believes them to that level. DSP just has too much self awareness. He just feels like a grifter to me. He knows that if he over reacts he gets views.