JURASSIC WORLD - First impressions / Review

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @GreatAwesomeReviewer
    @GreatAwesomeReviewer 9 років тому +204

    Jurassic Park follows the same naming convention as Super Mario Bros.
    Super Mario Bros. / Jurassic Park
    Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels / Jurassic Park: The Lost World
    Super Mario Bros. 3 / Jurassic Park 3
    Super Mario World / Jurassic World
    I'm looking forward to Jurassic Galaxy.

    • @amylady6
      @amylady6 9 років тому +14

      Or Jurassic Sunshine, where dinos are set loose on a tropical paradise....Actually, I would pay a fortune to see that!

    • @MrJayosworld
      @MrJayosworld 9 років тому +22

      Marvel fan Jurassic Kart

    • @mysticpond
      @mysticpond 9 років тому +4

      GreatAwesomeReviewers Jurassic RPG would come before as well.

    • @GreatAwesomeReviewer
      @GreatAwesomeReviewer 9 років тому +2

      Rickard Markström Jurassic Kart.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 9 років тому +2

      GreatAwesomeReviewers
      There is a Super Mario Bros. 2 you know, even if it's considered the Black Sheep.

  • @gctones
    @gctones 9 років тому +38

    They said jeff goldblum wasn't in the movie, but at the start when the kids are riding the train to the park, some person behind them is reading a book with a picture of jeff goldblum on it.

    • @Garrette63
      @Garrette63 9 років тому +1

      gctones In the second movie they mention that Ian wrote a book about the incident at Jurassic Park. I didn't see the book in the movie, but maybe that was it.

    • @TumonniTV
      @TumonniTV 9 років тому

      +gctones Jeff Goldbloom was in it. He was played by the Indian guy. Watch that shit again and tell me that wasn't Jeff Goldbloom reincarnated as an Indian helicopter pilot. It was as if they wrote a part for Jeff Goldbloom and he turned it down. So they said fuck it and gave all of the lines to the other guy.

    • @moriellymoproblems7842
      @moriellymoproblems7842 9 років тому +1

      +TumonniTV Irfan Khan's acting is in no way similar to Jeff Goldblum, nor was his character.

    • @TumonniTV
      @TumonniTV 9 років тому

      Ahsan Ali It was so similar his name might as well been Irfan Khan Goldbloom.

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 9 років тому +40

    "Dinosaurs are cool."
    -James Rolfe, 2015

  • @Mikel-tj1xu
    @Mikel-tj1xu 9 років тому +61

    It is the same T-Rex because it had a scare on it's neck from when the raptors attacked him at the end of Park.

    • @calebking6930
      @calebking6930 9 років тому +8

      And the writers of jw announced it while back

    • @Mikel-tj1xu
      @Mikel-tj1xu 9 років тому +5

      Caleb King They did? Well I guess it's official then.

    • @calebking6930
      @calebking6930 9 років тому +5

      Sonix625 yeah its been for a while lol

    • @Mikel-tj1xu
      @Mikel-tj1xu 9 років тому +1

      Sarah Samuelsson Ok. That's cool.

    • @Mhats
      @Mhats 9 років тому

      Caleb King really? i thought it was because of the fight with the indominus rex

  • @FreshMetal80
    @FreshMetal80 9 років тому +140

    I've read that, yes, the T-rex in the new movie is the same one from the original movie. The T-rex that got loose in the city in the second movie was a different one because The Lost World and JP3 were set on the second island.

    • @CaptTerrific
      @CaptTerrific 9 років тому +5

      A Morgan JP3 was on the original island iirc (though I only saw that movie once, and that was once too many) - however you are correct, the second movie was on a different island

    • @FreshMetal80
      @FreshMetal80 9 років тому +28

      Higgins2001 JP3 was on Isla Sorna like The Lost World. The original island was Isla Nublar

    • @roastmuttonrevival2474
      @roastmuttonrevival2474 9 років тому +24

      Higgins2001 Nah, JP3 was definitely on the island from the 2nd movie, as Dr Grant had never been there before

    • @dancumbe
      @dancumbe 9 років тому +11

      Higgins2001 nope. Go watch the movie. JP3 was in Site B.

    • @eemetyawucreek8625
      @eemetyawucreek8625 9 років тому +10

      A Morgan Spoilers..
      Yes, at the end of JW, when the T-rex roaring at top of building, it shows the scar the T-rex had when it fight with the raptors from JP1

  •  9 років тому +159

    James and mike. The siskel and Ebert of the 21st century.

    • @shadowdormin
      @shadowdormin 9 років тому +9

      So fucking true

    • @MrOboema
      @MrOboema 9 років тому +8

      gir489 One flaw though... they seem to agree at everything :D

    • @kradmedia
      @kradmedia 9 років тому +1

      gir489 but they don't make fun of each other

    • @Optim121
      @Optim121 9 років тому +5

      Not even close.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 9 років тому +1

      gir489 Are you trolling, joking, being sarcastic? Please don't say you are serious....

  • @Morlok616
    @Morlok616 9 років тому +10

    Bottom line: Jurassic World kicked ass, yet holds no candle to Jurassic Park. Additionally, a healthy combination of practical effects, and CGI yield the best on-screen results.

  • @mrstake6665
    @mrstake6665 9 років тому +39

    the jurassic world website makes it seems even more realistic because it looks like a website for a actual theme parks with made up history and maps and interactive menus and stuff

    • @meangreen8873
      @meangreen8873 9 років тому +2

      chong chen liang Viral gimmicks hardly do anything for a film. District 9, and Cloverfield are the only two I can think of which had great viral campaigns.

    • @doctorfienstone2978
      @doctorfienstone2978 9 років тому +1

      The Blair witch project kinda had a decent one.

    • @CaptTerrific
      @CaptTerrific 9 років тому +10

      Kyle Greenough Was it supposed to be a viral gimmick? I saw the JW website as simple a fun addition to the movie. Tons of movies do this, and have for the past decade, to the point that I don't believe theyre supposed to go viral

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 9 років тому

      chong chen liang The web site is one of the best promotional sites I've ever seen! After a while if you look at the "Park cameras" section on the site everything is normal but then people starts running scared and the signal goes out... Awesome!

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 9 років тому

      ***** Hahaha

  • @jc0044
    @jc0044 4 роки тому +7

    13:56 *that was an allosaurus, not a T-rex.*

  • @JonB1991
    @JonB1991 9 років тому +73

    Nice David letterman shirt mike!

  • @Scoonga_Doonga
    @Scoonga_Doonga 9 років тому +13

    It's just occurred to me how cool "I-Rex" sounds...

    • @thehypetrainconducter2128
      @thehypetrainconducter2128 9 років тому

      ***** Wasn't that the name of some robotic toy a few years back?

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 9 років тому

      ***** I prefer calling it the Applesaurus.

    • @dpreetam
      @dpreetam 9 років тому

      뿡뿡! ^__^ Thats the real reason it was white, and then by the end of the movie you find out more colors are available.

    • @africangoku1152
      @africangoku1152 9 років тому

      I hope they make 6 of them

    • @explosion954
      @explosion954 9 років тому

      ***** there was one called Robo Raptor.

  • @Technibility
    @Technibility 9 років тому +33

    That hickey on James neck =D

    • @ELGordoRR
      @ELGordoRR 9 років тому +39

      ***** Well at least we know what they were both doing before the review lol

    • @EthanAshford
      @EthanAshford 9 років тому

      meow🐱

    • @wizzardgame8343
      @wizzardgame8343 9 років тому +13

      Not a hickey it's from mike 10 inch hard SCHLONG

    • @CinematicMaj
      @CinematicMaj 9 років тому +1

      ***** stop talking

    • @yellowzoiid
      @yellowzoiid 6 років тому

      COMIN4DATASS ewwww

  • @davidturbo8566
    @davidturbo8566 9 років тому +30

    The first jurassic Park was amazing looking to think that it was released in 1993 always made me wonder how in the hell did they get the cg to look so real ? much better looking then most newer films using way more advanced technology always left me thinking. Hardwork, love, passion and pure talent must be the answer.. Or a fucking time machine ☺

    • @Astronopolis
      @Astronopolis 9 років тому +28

      Mix of cg and practical effects. Always looks way better than just straight cg

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 9 років тому +1

      Astronopolis No. The shots when the dinos are CG are PURE CG. They didn't use an animatronic dinosaur and then clean it up with CG. He is talking about how the CG dinosaurs looked so real. Having practical effects in a different shot would not improve the appearance of CG shots.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 9 років тому +1

      Oldschoolfbb It doesn't. You are one of those people who can't tell which scenes are CG and which are not. You probably think it is an animatronic T-Rex that breaks through the fence. Newsflash: It isn't. And nobody can say shots like that look "dated" by today's standards. It still looks real.

    • @pauljosse
      @pauljosse 9 років тому

      david turbo i aggree, the t-rex scenes in jp are the best cgi i have ever seen, its the only movie where the it actually looks real, all other movies it looks like cgi.

    • @oldschoolfbb
      @oldschoolfbb 9 років тому

      chloeirnes That's not the reason. The new Mad Max has also been shaded and you can tell that every stunt is real. The original JP used models / animatronics in many shots, which don't stand out as much as cgi.

  • @ultraintensegamer
    @ultraintensegamer 9 років тому +19

    SPOILER:
    I have to disagree with Mike, For most of the time the T rex over powers the I rex, the I rex seems to get lucky at one point until The Raptor comes, then the T Rex dominates again with the Raptor.

    • @blahlbinoa
      @blahlbinoa 9 років тому +4

      Chris Pacheco It does. T-Rex starts messing it up and then get's over powered. Was an awesome ending scene!

    • @camerondye6108
      @camerondye6108 9 років тому

      I agree. The trex was shoving around the i Rex and shoved it into several building and then threw it into the side of the mosasaur tank. XD

    • @ChanTheMan0305
      @ChanTheMan0305 9 років тому

      Yeah I agree T. rex was whooping indominus but blue comes in to help her in the end

    • @colescreations4712
      @colescreations4712 9 років тому

      Chris Pacheco don't forget the giant one in the water

  • @Seekarr
    @Seekarr 9 років тому +35

    Jurassic Park III's major showcase wasn't a mutant, it was a Spinosaurus. Potentially the largest land carnivore ever.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinosaurus

    • @MicroBlogganism
      @MicroBlogganism 9 років тому +10

      Seekarr Well technically all the dinosaurs in JP are mutants, since InGen used frog DNA to patch up the dinosaur DNA

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 9 років тому +3

      Seekarr granted it is easy to see why they would think that. The thing looks almost mutant like or like a clash between T Rex and Stegosaurus gone wrong. But yeah he was actually real. Pretty bad ass looking thing.

    • @Blizzard199X
      @Blizzard199X 9 років тому +4

      This guy even gives a wiki link.
      Hilarious.

    • @nothing1375
      @nothing1375 9 років тому +1

      Spinosaurus looks like quadrupedal pussy now

    • @typalmer6850
      @typalmer6850 9 років тому

      Seekarr Yep.

  • @darkmaer
    @darkmaer 9 років тому +3

    I was with Mike 100% on his thoughts of the film. I feel it's definitely a must see. It hit on all the things that it could have and was the best movie I had seen in a long while.

  • @ydrello
    @ydrello 9 років тому +78

    Mikes got me hyped for this movie lol

    • @JamesNintendoNerd
      @JamesNintendoNerd  9 років тому +21

      TheSirbrownie Sweet! I hope you like it!
      -Mike

    • @scattershotshow
      @scattershotshow 9 років тому +5

      TheSirbrownie It's really great, man. I saw it yesterday. It's better than 2, but nowhere near the original in terms of writing and direction. But it's so much fun to watch and is filled with brilliant moments. Get hype.

    • @aaronmaxim
      @aaronmaxim 9 років тому

      Scattershot ok don't ruin it for me but.....any REAL dinosaurs in the film?. Lots of people complaining too much cgi and as we know it would be better to use REAL dinosaurs. Jesus Christ people are THIS dumb....please send a giant tidal wave and end us all.

    • @Noelgodzilla1212
      @Noelgodzilla1212 9 років тому +3

      I just watched the movie last night, it was amazing.
      "Open Paddock 9!"
      That line was when the personification of my childhood literally came roaring out.

    • @TheGrimoiresVoice
      @TheGrimoiresVoice 9 років тому

      Michael Barbarian Same!

  • @SuperHoraceWimp
    @SuperHoraceWimp 8 років тому +16

    James' reaction at 12:05 could not be more perfect...
    wtf Mike...

    • @trippplefive
      @trippplefive 5 років тому +1

      That guy is a joke. Nobody should take his opinions seriously on anything.

  • @ReneZ_Punk
    @ReneZ_Punk 9 років тому +25

    Gonna see movie, thanks James and Mike

  • @GabrielProg
    @GabrielProg 9 років тому +1

    13:25 I love how James always knows what he likes lol. He never has any doubts when it comes to picking his favorite movie or videogame ever.

  • @japeth3213
    @japeth3213 9 років тому +9

    I enjoyed all three films, but i actually like 3 more than 2

    • @MultiTomtom23
      @MultiTomtom23 6 років тому

      Japeth321 really... That raptor dream sequence.... Worst thing that happened in a movie since...idk...ever lol =)
      No I am okay with u liking part 3...but I personally think part 3 was the weakest movie of them...Jurassic world was really good...I liked that more than jarrasic 2 and 3

    • @hectorabrambeltrandomingue3902
      @hectorabrambeltrandomingue3902 4 роки тому

      Tony would approve

  • @DrSeus85
    @DrSeus85 9 років тому

    Props to Mike for keeping the convo centered on Jurassic World, because James constantly talked about the other 3 movies.

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX 9 років тому +142

    Does this mean Capcom has to make another Dino Crisis game?

    • @TheRiisingSun
      @TheRiisingSun 9 років тому +3

      ***** they were going to announce Dino Crisis "reboot" last year at E3, but nothing came, so maybe we could see something happen with the success of ARK Survival Evolved(it's taking off like a rocket) and Jurassic World.

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 9 років тому +2

      ***** If they stopped giving a shit about MEGA MAN of all franchises, do you really think they'd bother to do that? XD

    • @metalninjajesus1580
      @metalninjajesus1580 9 років тому +1

      ***** In all honesty, I would love to play a Street Fighter Super Alpha Hyper Ultra Limited Arcade Edition

    • @Munecovudu666
      @Munecovudu666 9 років тому +1

      MetalNinja Jesus You mean the SFSAHULAE ? nah i played it. The SFSAHULAEDC (Street Fighter Super Alpha Hyper Ultra Limited Arcade Edition Directors Cut) is better

    • @GatorMilk
      @GatorMilk 9 років тому

      ***** Let's see....
      A New Jurassic Park Movie is out. 2 New Turok Comics are out. A New Turok Game is being made. Ark: Survival Evolved made a shit ton of sales. We are breeding mammoths back into life generation by generation... but Capcom is still a bunch of Jews.
      So no.

  • @iCharltonApp
    @iCharltonApp 9 років тому +1

    12:07 James' face going "Wha??" hearing Mike say he was never amazed by the original.

  • @GodlessCog
    @GodlessCog 9 років тому +13

    "Y' know" -James Rolfe.

  • @davidsarif7667
    @davidsarif7667 9 років тому

    You guys are awesome for making this vid. Your content isn't wasted; it's enjoyed and appreciated. Thanks for not retiring :)

  • @Hero_Staroid
    @Hero_Staroid 9 років тому +5

    On the nerd guy's desk, he had Ian Malcom's book.

  • @toniomiklo2406
    @toniomiklo2406 9 років тому +2

    These guys can really talk pop culture. I love watching their videos.

  • @billiam
    @billiam 9 років тому +8

    Hey whoa The AVGN has a tattoo on his right arm ... I must know what it is

  • @aridwordbitch
    @aridwordbitch 7 років тому

    I've literally consumed all of Cinemassacres videos and I'm just now getting to the movie reviews, I did watch the Alien: Covenant review, and I thought that movie was great and I'm surprised to hear yall thought it was ok and that Jurassic world was good. I gotta say I thought this movie was complete garbage, nothing redeeming about it at all. But that being said, I fucking love you dudes and respect your opinion and love hearing your perspectives. there's no point interjecting my opinion because I can't articulate through UA-cam comments anyway, but keep up the good work. Cinemassacre has brought me so much joy and entertainment and that can't be quantified. congrats James on the new baby on the way, thanks for all the content and keep on killin tha game!

  • @Tallacus
    @Tallacus 9 років тому +21

    I thought it was perfect, saying its good is an understatement, I cried when I heard the original theme, I laughed and cheered along with everyone else when a certain old dinosaur appeared, the movies to me are less about a warning about man playing God and more about a warning to Greed being the destroyer
    SPOILER ALERT
    I just don't understand why they can only have a theme park with only herbivore dinosaurs, yeah I know, Theropods like T Rex is what draws everyone in, but still I think the message from the film is true, how (SPOILER ALERT) Claire said they needed new "exciting" attraction s like the I Rex to keep people interested like the space program, how the child in that universe will look at an Apatosaurus the same way they would an elephant at their local zoo, so they needed the genetic engineering to up the "wow factor" and how Owen says "they're dinosaurs, wow enough" its speaks to the social commentary that we take modern day animals for granted and how we treat them as commodities, even if they are clones and as Vic Hoskins says "clones have no rights" as Spielberg told Treverrow to make a movie about our relationship with animals today
    and I feel sorry for the I Rex, to her as a neglected animal

    • @eddyvargas1183
      @eddyvargas1183 9 років тому +6

      Man the ending made me so happy haha

    • @Tallacus
      @Tallacus 9 років тому +3

      eddyboy prime an old Rex had to rethink her prejudices

    • @Tallacus
      @Tallacus 9 років тому +1

      ***** well of course, I think it was still an overall good sequel to all the others

    • @RogerWareInc
      @RogerWareInc 8 років тому

      +Tallacus it was not perfect, no way

    • @stevenspielberg9198
      @stevenspielberg9198 8 років тому +1

      You're the reason terrible movies like this get made. You cried when you heard the original theme? Yeah, why do you think they put it in there.

  • @davenewsome
    @davenewsome 9 років тому

    Been watchin James's videos for years, he's still awesome, hope ya happy and lifes going good for ya, you're not afraid to chase your dream

  • @Makeshift_Mulder
    @Makeshift_Mulder 9 років тому +6

    Just jumping in to say if you don't like The Lost World you've probably never seen it and you're just jumping on a bandwagon. Give it a chance, gymnastics scene aside it's almost as good as the original and highly underrated. Since no one will listen anyway, have a great day I guess.

    • @PressA2Die
      @PressA2Die 9 років тому

      TheeMysteryHour ...I listened.
      ...but I already knew.

    • @chrisvinci5417
      @chrisvinci5417 9 років тому

      The acting was so weak!

    • @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong
      @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong 9 років тому +1

      I disagree with the people who say JP3 was the worst. Unlike the lost world, I didn't feel like shooting myself

  • @StevenThomasGaming
    @StevenThomasGaming 9 років тому +1

    The aquarium near where I live has a Shark Bridge where you can walk above them and experience the fear of what would happen if you fell into the shark tank. Pretty epic.

  • @NelsonStJames
    @NelsonStJames 8 років тому +4

    Yeah, another fan of IAMMMMW ! The absolute zaniest, most excessive comedy ever made! And it's still hilarious after over 50 years.
    Valley of Gwangi, is one of the few old films I would honestly like to see a remake done with the modern technology we have now.

  • @jeewizz7798
    @jeewizz7798 9 років тому

    Can't wait to watch it on sunday. The original was that one movie for me as a kid that you would watch over and over and not get bored. Great to see that the franchise is being revived on a good start.

  • @Snandra66
    @Snandra66 9 років тому +39

    Jurassic World was kind of like Aliens is to Alien, Jurassic World had more action than Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park was more horror than action and Jurassic World was more of an action movie than it was a horror movie.
    But that's just my opinion.

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 років тому +1

      North Fiend Yeah, but I haven't actually seen any more Alien movies than Alien and Aliens, I have heard that Alien3 was decent but the ones after were crap, I saw a bit of Prometheus and it was pretty darn good, but it's more like a spinoff.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 9 років тому +2

      "Marky Mark" Markus Gaming/LurkingFan4 Alien 3 is not decent. It is terrible and almost unwatchable.

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 років тому

      뿡뿡! ^__^ Well I have heard that it's decent.

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 років тому

      ***** I saw it in 3D too, but I wasn't very scared, but it was still a very good movie.

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 років тому

      ***** Yeah.

  • @hatezis
    @hatezis 9 років тому

    I also liked very much that Iam Malcolm's book was in the background twice, it's just a nice touch

  • @stolipuff7
    @stolipuff7 9 років тому +3

    the funny thing about this movie is it reminded me of predator and godzilla (2014)
    Preadator because of the I-rex and how it camofauges, sees thermal vision and how it hunts for sport just like a predator, plus when its chasing the 2 kids and they had to jump in the lagoon reminded me of how arnie jumped into a river right next to the waterfall.
    Godzilla because of how it was formated. Villan monster (V-rex and mutos) breaks out. Military has a tought tome finding and persuing him. big fight at the end. the protagonist monster is barley shown (Godzilla and T-rex)

    • @stolipuff7
      @stolipuff7 9 років тому

      stolipuff7 tough time****

    • @mavdj
      @mavdj 9 років тому

      stolipuff7 totally agree. The splicing of cuttle fish DNA was awesome. Predator is exactly what came to mind during that part and how they got out of the water onto the mud.

    • @harukatakahashi8822
      @harukatakahashi8822 9 років тому

      stolipuff7 oh no don't even say that, don't even compare to those movies, this movie is freaking horrible! if you want to know why because, who wants to hear spoilers?

    • @stolipuff7
      @stolipuff7 9 років тому

      Haruka Takahashi im not compairing them, im just saying some features from that movie reminded me of those 2 movies

    • @harukatakahashi8822
      @harukatakahashi8822 9 років тому

      stolipuff7 those movies were WAY BETTER, just saying.

  • @Engel990
    @Engel990 9 років тому +2

    I felt so sorry for the goat that got fed to the T-Rex.

  • @tonyt3rry
    @tonyt3rry 9 років тому +3

    i loved it thought it was more fun than the original both are on par with each other I loved how they made the refrences and the park was actually open

    • @tonyt3rry
      @tonyt3rry 9 років тому

      Wow Jedi hahaaha I'd rather see the film as Jurassic park > Jurrasic World. They don't even mention the other incidents just the original park incident

    • @zeoxdragon
      @zeoxdragon 9 років тому

      Wow Jedi Jurassic World is better than Lost World.

    • @zeoxdragon
      @zeoxdragon 9 років тому

      Wow Jedi
      well, yeah, Jurassic World is better than Jurassic Park 3, but i like Lost world more than JP3 (just for the scene of the Rex in the city)

    • @zeoxdragon
      @zeoxdragon 9 років тому

      Wow Jedi
      it was a young T-rex... also, in jurassic world there is the scene of the spino skeleton and the rex

  • @macgyverman4318
    @macgyverman4318 9 років тому

    Thanks James! Valley of Gwanji was a movie I had memories of my entire life but no idea what it was called. Now I've something to watch this afternoon.

  • @electrobolt9962
    @electrobolt9962 8 років тому +9

    I am so surprised they really liked it. I liked it too but It didn't stand out in my opinion. The man/women relation was cliche, I thought the two brothers were dull, how she ran in heels was beyond me, the brothers fixed a 3 year old car. The film was mediocre.

    • @johnwalters4792
      @johnwalters4792 8 років тому

      The guy who seemed to have trained the once vicious killing machine Raptors kills it for me.

  • @louiseogden1296
    @louiseogden1296 11 місяців тому

    Jurassic Park and Jurassic World are the only two films from the franchise I've seen, but both were really awesome films. We also played that haunting John Williams theme at my husband's funeral -- so I can't hear it, even in my mind's ear, without tearing up.
    Thanks for this great video and interesting discussion :).

  • @cameronlavelle4855
    @cameronlavelle4855 9 років тому +3

    This movie was incredible. I love it as much as the original!

  • @troy4393
    @troy4393 9 років тому +1

    Interesting fact, when the shark is being lowered over the pool on a steel cable, the cable makes the same sound as the steel cables breaking in the original JP.

  • @Jenema2
    @Jenema2 9 років тому +7

    People who keep saying that Jurassic Park's CGI is better either need to take off their nostalgia glasses and watch it again, or get their eyes checked.

  • @dracky009
    @dracky009 9 років тому +1

    I miss the laid back feel of them both sitting on a couch rather than this plain black background. Still a good video.

  • @aaronthebox
    @aaronthebox 9 років тому +16

    SPOILER: Did anyone else find the death of the kid's guide(that British chick) kinda fucked up!? Not only was she picked up and dropped by multiple Pterodactyl's, but them she gets drown, and then FINALLY gets fucking eaten

    • @MercenaryJames
      @MercenaryJames 9 років тому +2

      Yep. It actually left me pretty upset through out the movie.
      Worst part when I think about it, is when the Mesosaur ends up eating her and the pterodactyl, she is swallowed whole. New meaning to the whole, "You are alive...when they start to eat you."

    • @krazyfan1489
      @krazyfan1489 9 років тому +2

      MercenaryJames
      more like, "you are alive....when they start to slowly digest you"

    • @takigan
      @takigan 9 років тому +1

      Aaron Carnes
      I think the problem is you feel like you should care that she died, since she's supposed to be an important part of the support cast, but she's only in like 3 scenes in the movie....so we don't care....and the fact that she's disposed of so brutally on top of that just makes it awkward.

    • @aaronthebox
      @aaronthebox 9 років тому

      No I didn't care at all, when I said over the top I meant like in comparison to all the other deaths in the movie. Honestly I thought it was hilarious, call me sick but whatever

  • @garlandragland
    @garlandragland 9 років тому

    Thanks for posting this, guys. I was reading all the mixed reviews about it and getting worried about it not being good after looking forward to it for a couple years now. But now my desire has been renewed.
    But I am disappointed no other characters from original are going to be in it, even for cameos. I had this idea that Jeff Goldblum would be watching the events unfold on TV and he'd be like "Why don't they ever learn?" or something like that and that would be it. That's all that was needed.

  • @fiizz01
    @fiizz01 9 років тому +6

    James looks high.

  • @ianwee7527
    @ianwee7527 9 років тому +1

    A much better, thoughtful, unbiased and fair review than others (I'm looking at you, angry joe)

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz 9 років тому +5

    I never feel impressed by these CGI movies anymore. I'm too old school.
    Movies like Alien, still look fucking amazing. Those movies will never become outdated.

  • @ERaceH8
    @ERaceH8 9 років тому

    I really like these two. I was looking for reviews on Jurassic World and, after weeding through a lot of hype and hipster, new-age blather, a breath of fresh air comes in the form of a couple of guys who could possibly be sitting on my couch. Their unrefined, unpolished, and unrehearsed video is almost soothing next to the "car salesmen" like videos I've just endured. Thanks guys, keep it up.

  • @noelio67
    @noelio67 8 років тому +5

    Ian Malcolm: 'Now that's one big pile of shit'

  • @kennyandsaradechmerowski455
    @kennyandsaradechmerowski455 9 років тому +1

    The T Rex kicked ass along with the Velociraptor. That Shamu dinosaur helped too.

  • @mandospiegel8994
    @mandospiegel8994 9 років тому +4

    This movie was fantastic, watched it today. :^)
    Quick Question; What's the difference between Disney World and Disney Land? I never understood that. I have never been to either, so.

  • @RetroEjit
    @RetroEjit 9 років тому

    I had to stop just at the Spoiler alert, but hearing you guys talk about Jurassic World so favourably has really gotten me hyped to see it later!

  • @Nygge1982
    @Nygge1982 9 років тому +3

    I watched the trailer for Jurassic World, and felt I had seen the whole movie.

    • @eemetyawucreek8625
      @eemetyawucreek8625 9 років тому

      Peter Newbranch You did..but still there's surprise in that movie..lame, but awesome..

    • @VicJang
      @VicJang 9 років тому

      I thought the same, but it's actually much better than the trailer let me tell you that.

    • @ModestPilgrim1
      @ModestPilgrim1 9 років тому +8

      Peter Newbranch the same can be said for any other movie trailer.................YOUR POINT?!??!

  • @jessemorgan7834
    @jessemorgan7834 9 років тому +2

    Awesome video guys can't wait to see this one glad you two enjoyed it.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 9 років тому +6

    THAT ENDING WAS TOO FUCKIN RAW I had to bring out my old Action Figures to re-enact it hahaha I WANT to rewatch that ending OVER AND OVER

  • @videogamesandmusic2
    @videogamesandmusic2 9 років тому +2

    Just letting you guys know, the T-Rex in Jurassic World is the one from the original! The director confirmed it.

  • @aperson22222
    @aperson22222 9 років тому +3

    The Lost World (the JP one) was decent. JP III was pretty lame.

  • @nocturneaccipitridae1866
    @nocturneaccipitridae1866 9 років тому

    There's a really subtle Ian Malcolm reference early on, on the monorail heading in a woman is reading a book with his picture on the dustjacket slightly blurred in the background. The same book later is seen on Lowery's desk.
    Wu is another character who also dies in the book

  • @chrisfields4092
    @chrisfields4092 9 років тому +3

    Sounds like they just tried to recreate the great scenes from the original because "that worked before" instead of thinking up their own story to tell. Too much fan service for those of us that saw the original in the theater and to use the same old tricks that possibly younger kids have never seen.

  • @cactuarlol8288
    @cactuarlol8288 9 років тому

    I remember watching Jurassic Park when it came out in the cinema and being amazed, looking back on it it is a pretty amazing "family monster horror movie" it has the scares but also the simple storyline. Watching it back as an adult, James is right that the animatronics of the film have aged really well, I think an over reliance of CGI when its not needed is the bane of modern cinema, there's something more real , special or magical about animatronics that just gives it that extra edge when used properly.

  • @nahhchill
    @nahhchill 9 років тому +4

    So we just gonna ignore that huge hickey on James' neck?

  • @zanator8520
    @zanator8520 9 років тому +1

    the ending was my favorite part it made me jawdrop and speechless

  • @arithedragon6198
    @arithedragon6198 9 років тому +3

    Am I like, the only one that actually liked the 3rd movie?!? .-.
    I-I feel so alone...
    *goes and cries in corner*

  • @DeadInside200
    @DeadInside200 9 років тому +1

    I think the movie should have started with a newspaper sitting on a glass table, front page saying Jurassic World Opens! Jeff Goldblum's hand enters the scene as he picks up the newspaper and lets out a deep, exasperated sigh. Then cut to a front shot of Jeff in a chair as he forcefully tosses the paper back down to the table, he then looks up to the camera shaking his head and says "Nope!" Cut to black. He survived the shit twice, he doesn't need a third go at it.

  • @DJ_CULLEN
    @DJ_CULLEN 8 років тому +5

    Do you guys ever actually dislike anything? I don't think I've ever heard you give a disparaging review to a movie, even to ones that are as objectively awful as JW, BvS or TMNT.

    • @doogerbloop
      @doogerbloop 8 років тому +3

      +Micdoogs
      Ghostbusters III.

    • @doogerbloop
      @doogerbloop 8 років тому

      It's because they never saw it lmao

    • @CESSKAR
      @CESSKAR 8 років тому

      Objectively awful? What's that?

  • @SirTyJensen
    @SirTyJensen 9 років тому +2

    I got back from Jurassic World, it rocked. Chris Pratt will remain on my radar.

  • @Nickwithneighbors
    @Nickwithneighbors 9 років тому +4

    Christopher Lee tribute!

  • @mustachewalrus
    @mustachewalrus 9 років тому

    You guys are totally right about the practical effects being such an important part of Jurassic Park that a lot of film makers seem to forget about now a days, which you guys constantly insist about in other movies as well. When will the film industry remember that nothing gets realer than a physical effect, I fill my house full of that stuff for these types of effects because it just gives a better result for not just the viewer, but for other filmers. I love that feeling when I see an awesome real effect and I want to figure it out, such as putting a styrofoam props in acetone to watch it melt, it make the world of cinema so much more accessible.

  • @emperorpalpatine7149
    @emperorpalpatine7149 9 років тому +5

    In order from least to greatest:
    4. Jurassic Park 3
    3. The Lost World
    2. Jurassic World
    1. Jurassic Park

  • @dwagin6315
    @dwagin6315 9 років тому +1

    This movie does a good job with introducing new fans and keeping the old intact. The last movie that did that was mad max fury road.

  • @mattorama
    @mattorama 9 років тому +2

    I didn't really like this one. The beginning was good, the ending was good, but the middle was just a lot of killing with no real value added.

    • @y0sh1100
      @y0sh1100 9 років тому +3

      nobody cares what you think

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 9 років тому

      +Daniel Cortez I was the only who commented on his useless opinion because nobody cares.

  • @raevhaar5723
    @raevhaar5723 8 років тому +1

    I really liked the movie, I liked the beginning, the middle but went downhill from there. I actually felt goosebumps when the owner is inspecting the new dino, and that was probably the only scene I got that, rest were just... decent. But as I feared, only CGI, even the most EASIEST of things got CG`d. Now the animatronics really are instinct.

  • @DontrelleRoosevelt
    @DontrelleRoosevelt 9 років тому +7

    Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are young and hot, the wrong choices for a Jurassic Park film.
    Nothing gritty or real about either... too plastic, as far as actors go.

    • @DontrelleRoosevelt
      @DontrelleRoosevelt 9 років тому +1

      ***** It does matter. We live in an age where looks and action seem more important than acting, which is bullshit. There's a reason this movie is barely scoring above Lost World.

    • @DontrelleRoosevelt
      @DontrelleRoosevelt 9 років тому

      ***** Metacritic says hier.

    • @DontrelleRoosevelt
      @DontrelleRoosevelt 9 років тому

      ***** I'm gonna maybe see it, but nothing will beat the original. And it had an awesome opening weekend, surely to be topped by Star Wars.

    • @DontrelleRoosevelt
      @DontrelleRoosevelt 9 років тому

      ***** I just don't like the actors in it, nor the premise of the film.
      I heard lots of Brontosauri get murdered :(
      They're my favourite dinosaurs.

    • @DontrelleRoosevelt
      @DontrelleRoosevelt 9 років тому

      ***** The Who Curse what? lol

  • @kaizarcantu8240
    @kaizarcantu8240 9 років тому +1

    Funny thing is, a copy of Malcolm's "God Creates Dinosaurs" was laying somewhere in the control room.
    I think it belonged to the guy with the Jurassic Park T-shirt. Which is rather adequate.

  • @langlest
    @langlest 9 років тому +3

    So you guys saw a movie together and now James has a love bite on his neck? Lol
    I'm JK obviously but it does look a bit suspicious

    • @Vidaluko
      @Vidaluko 9 років тому +1

      langlest Love bites get more red and almost purple, like a bruise, that is like he scratched his neck from a mosquito bite or something

    • @langlest
      @langlest 9 років тому +1

      Vidal Moraza It was just a joke ; ) I have had bites that start out looking like that before though

  • @MarioTube101
    @MarioTube101 9 років тому

    I saw something awesome when I watched Jurassic World today! Remember the scene when the kid and teen were talking about that ghost thing? Well when the camera was pointing to the teen, you can see the triforce on the bottom left corner of the screen. There was also a upside down/dark version under it. It looks like the one from the box art for The Legend Of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds. I wonder if anybody else noticed it...

  • @RamsesTheStone
    @RamsesTheStone 9 років тому +8

    What? That movie is actually good?

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 9 років тому +23

      RamsesTheStone It's got 73% on Rotten Tomatoes, so maybe. Critics don't make a movie though, so it's up to your personal impressions whether it's good to you or not.

    • @kelvins7879
      @kelvins7879 9 років тому

      RamsesTheStone same thought, but james and mike change my mind about this movie

    • @wchbd
      @wchbd 9 років тому

      RamsesTheStone Watched the movie two days ago. It's pretty good! watch it.

    • @TheAlexagius
      @TheAlexagius 9 років тому +1

      RamsesTheStone its better than jp 2 and 3

    • @kelvins7879
      @kelvins7879 9 років тому +2

      Anything is better then jp 2 and 3 lol

  • @jdzencelowcz
    @jdzencelowcz 9 років тому +1

    Cinemassacre I liked the fact that in the movie, they admit they aren't making "real" dinos, but dinos as the public views them, & that "real" dinos "would look vastly different", as one character said it.

  • @Goldenbane
    @Goldenbane 9 років тому +4

    Ugh, James has really got to take of those nostalgic glasses. The Lost World was every bit as bad as everyone says it was. The third movie at least had a few likable characters to me, but in the Lost World everyone is an asshole...from the PETA like "heroes" to the goofy villains.

    • @Usernamesdontmatter1
      @Usernamesdontmatter1 9 років тому +1

      Richard Klosterman Atleast it was exciting at times.......not like 3 which was a snores ville the whole time and even less likable characters. The only one being Grant just because of nostalgia.

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 років тому +4

      Remember the time where the dude steals a guys ammo so he can't kill a dinosaur
      Which then causes a bunch of people to die
      But oh no we got to protect the dinos

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 9 років тому +2

      Richard Klosterman Vince Vaughn
      The hero we deserve!

    • @Vidaluko
      @Vidaluko 9 років тому +2

      Richard Klosterman 3rd one had likable characters? What? Stop doing drugs dude

    • @BrxIghtside
      @BrxIghtside 9 років тому +2

      James literally wears nostalgic glasses,look at the nerd room,thats how he is thats part of the reason we love him

  • @clydefrosch
    @clydefrosch 9 років тому

    that fighing the monster part sounds a lot like that bit from family guy about Jaws and those humans on the boat having to become allies in order to fight Bigger Jaws xD

  • @hawkeye7246
    @hawkeye7246 9 років тому +4

    You lost me at "great." It was a complete disaster from beginning to end. Basically everything that could go wrong did, from the lifeless, paper-thin characters to the extremely monotonous action sequences, it's easily one of the worst films of the year thus far.

    • @halloweenfriday
      @halloweenfriday 9 років тому +2

      Troll

    • @hawkeye7246
      @hawkeye7246 9 років тому

      If giving an opinion makes one a troll, then we have an awful lot of trolls on here.

    • @halloweenfriday
      @halloweenfriday 9 років тому

      Well then, prove to me that you're not a troll by telling me what happens, then I'll understand that you've seen the movie whether you like it or not.

    • @hawkeye7246
      @hawkeye7246 9 років тому

      Then I'd have to preface this by saying SPOILERS.
      The giant fish dinosaur nabs the I-Rex to save the day.

    • @philipmercurio6222
      @philipmercurio6222 9 років тому

      It is not a dinosaur. It is a mosasaurus, a marine reptile relates to the dinosaurs. And I thought the movie was amazing! But everyone has their own opinions.

  • @agirlhasn0name
    @agirlhasn0name 9 років тому

    I love the Camden aquarium and its big walkthrough tunnel! (The Virginia Aquarium has one, too.) I mean, I wish it were in another city, but it's awesome. Especially when the sawfish lie across the arch. xD And I went snorkeling with their sharks and stingrays once--unforgettable experience. ^^

  • @EMello86
    @EMello86 9 років тому +8

    This movie is an 3.5 out of 10. Lack of story doesnt have any sense the decisitions taken by the characters. Everyone seems to be really stupid... Also I hate movies when they try to meke every single scene a f#cking joke.

    • @EMello86
      @EMello86 9 років тому

      Agree 100% with you man.

    • @Zerfax
      @Zerfax 9 років тому +9

      lmao agrees with himself

    • @camerondye6108
      @camerondye6108 9 років тому

      I respect your opinion but I really enjoyed this movie, and the plot to me seemed excellent... Buts that's just my opinion.

    • @mikeylp6832
      @mikeylp6832 9 років тому

      Jelouse much everyone's a critic I bet you like Godzilla don't you

    • @EMello86
      @EMello86 9 років тому

      michael pichardo I did not get you man :/

  • @DrakeNightwing
    @DrakeNightwing 9 років тому +1

    5:28
    "I warned you about dinosaurs, bro!!!! I told you, dog!"
    "IT KEEPS HAPPENING"
    "I TOLD YOU MAN
    I *TOLD* YOU ABOUT DINOSAURS!"

  • @hermaeusmora2945
    @hermaeusmora2945 9 років тому +5

    I don't have high hopes for the movie, even with the review, because it's PG-13. The premise is that a dinosaur is loose in the park but because it's PG-13 we'll get dead adults and that's it. If this was real live there would be dead women and kids everywhere. We've already had 3 movies with the "adults with guns die, innocent kids live" horseshit, i'll pass on a 4th; i wanna see some dead kids.

    • @voluztakan7983
      @voluztakan7983 9 років тому +2

      Hermaeus Mora
      I say make your own version. No need for CGI!

    • @typalmer6850
      @typalmer6850 9 років тому

      Hermaeus Mora Elder scrolls fan I see...

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 9 років тому +1

      Hermaeus Mora So... women aren't adults? Okay then...
      Also, I hope you are a troll. Not seeing a movie because there are no dead kids.... You are sick in the head. Also, complaining that Jurassic World isn't the same as real life... You lose.

    • @johnryan6019
      @johnryan6019 9 років тому

      For an all-knowing daedric prince you're pretty dumb.

    • @voluztakan7983
      @voluztakan7983 9 років тому

      뿡뿡! ^__^
      He's misogynistic and why shouldn't he be?
      99,999% of women are just holes in the literal and figurative sense of the word in western society.
      The rely solely on their ability to reproduce and provide pleasure for hetero sexual males as their basis for existence.
      Shallow, stupid creatures.

  • @PaulSF
    @PaulSF 9 років тому

    The last shot shows the old scars from the raptors in the original when they jump on its neck. Check it out next time you guys watch. So awesome.

  • @StarReel
    @StarReel 8 років тому +3

    Sorry, but this movies sucked big-time. I rarely disagree with James and Mike but this time i do.

  • @Nammm37
    @Nammm37 9 років тому

    16 mins of no spoilers was beautiful you guys. I'm down to definitely watch this movie soon :-D

  • @Last_Colossi
    @Last_Colossi 9 років тому

    11:48 VR James. Once VR takes off I can guarantee you that they will make a new Jurassic movie made for VR and THAT will create that sense of amazement and make you feel like a kid again.

  • @rennmaxbeta
    @rennmaxbeta 9 років тому

    The CG in 1993's Jurassic Park is so impressive, viewers now still debate which parts are animatronics and which are computer graphics. The visual effects artists did an incredible job.

  • @mith-rand-ir6555
    @mith-rand-ir6555 9 років тому +2

    Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World is the shit. Glad someone else has seen that.

  • @AsteroidMike
    @AsteroidMike 9 років тому +1

    The movie overall was absolutely great, beats the hell out of JP3 easily and to me, it gave new life to the series, especially the whole concept of the Indominus Rex. Problems, yeah, but given the fun I had and nostalgia I felt I can easily overlook them.

  • @antdroge
    @antdroge 9 років тому

    I really enjoyed this video. I hope you do more movie reviews like this one.

  • @Hanoua2
    @Hanoua2 9 років тому

    The villain and many of the side character were cartoon sure but I really liked the movie, it was fun and that ending was epic. I love the fact that the parc is actually open and you can see the ride, it was interesting and new.