Top 50 Shitty Shark Movies

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  • @Cybeldar
    @Cybeldar 6 років тому +3100

    Fun fact: By the time you watch the whole video, 12 more shark movies have been released.

  • @sebione3576
    @sebione3576 5 років тому +1982

    By this point, there are more shark movies than actual sharks.

  • @zacharywolf5666
    @zacharywolf5666 7 років тому +758

    Their are probably more shark attack movies per year then their are actual deaths from shark attacks, and that isn't even an exaggeration

  • @xXDragonCartoonsXx
    @xXDragonCartoonsXx 5 років тому +804

    He said shark movies so much I started to hear shark boobies

    • @loog8621
      @loog8621 5 років тому +8

      Samantha same

    • @miner8612
      @miner8612 5 років тому +7

      I hear that too...

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 5 років тому +14

      They give milk to their young...

    • @Easterlingofrhun
      @Easterlingofrhun 5 років тому +1

      exactly! I wanted to comment it but I see your comment so..

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 5 років тому +7

      Isn't that half the appeal lol

  • @TalkernateHistory
    @TalkernateHistory 7 років тому +2403

    I thought he was joking about Three Headed Shark attack being a sequel to Two Headed Shark attack. But then it wasn't a joke.

    • @kevinsolo3591
      @kevinsolo3591 7 років тому +34

      Naxwell wait for real?

    • @0cellusDS
      @0cellusDS 7 років тому +97

      for eel.

    • @ninjacristos
      @ninjacristos 7 років тому +103

      apparently there is a five headed shark attack as well

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 років тому +14

      ninjacristos It's going to air on Syfy soon.

    • @Pooky1991
      @Pooky1991 7 років тому +6

      Lol I think i remember seeing both on syfi

  • @mazerdusst4782
    @mazerdusst4782 7 років тому +1014

    You're gonna need a bigger list

  • @tomfanning8319
    @tomfanning8319 6 років тому +554

    The word "shark" doesn't sound like a word to me anymore

  • @DarthVader-pl5ts
    @DarthVader-pl5ts 5 років тому +451

    This has to have the best youtube intro in history.

  • @lloydpastrana6233
    @lloydpastrana6233 6 років тому +508

    Dear Cinemassacre,
    *_L A N D S H A R K_*

  • @MadnessTW
    @MadnessTW 7 років тому +600

    What amazes me the most is that James actually watched all of these.

    • @magnum66
      @magnum66 7 років тому +22

      Not possible as "Air Sharks" isn't even out yet.I looked it up cause I wanted to see it, but it's supposed to be out this September. It's just been heavily promoted/fundraised in the past year or so.

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 7 років тому +6

      Madness I have never seen a man so hyped about Shark Movies.
      SHARK MOOFIEZ!!!

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 7 років тому +14

      Gotta wonder how much alcohol he burned through in the process. I wouldn't watch half of these without being smashed.

    • @youngtriadbeats4932
      @youngtriadbeats4932 7 років тому +7

      Dude we love James Rolfe he's such a funny guy.

    • @OblivionKisame
      @OblivionKisame 7 років тому +6

      Madness and has the DVDs

  • @nenissaK
    @nenissaK 7 років тому +170

    Forrest Shark; a mentally challenged shark attacks people from trees and pursues the american dream

    • @josephfarrell6978
      @josephfarrell6978 6 років тому +6

      nenissaK yes make that movie!

    • @Gondarth
      @Gondarth 6 років тому +15

      Momma always said life was like a box of mollusks

    • @rcct44444
      @rcct44444 6 років тому +6

      nenissaK
      "Swim Forrest
      swim"
      "my mama always told me life was like a bad swimmer"

    • @merc5333
      @merc5333 6 років тому +2

      I love this comment thread!

    • @azoth2335
      @azoth2335 5 років тому +2

      Life is like a box of organs. Yum.

  • @TheDUDERulez1
    @TheDUDERulez1 5 років тому +196

    I just found out Tommy Wiseau has a shark movie coming out in September called Big Shark! WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?!?!?

    • @TheDUDERulez1
      @TheDUDERulez1 5 років тому +8

      @@yuurou7927 Holy shit! That joke was so obvious! Why didn't I think of it!? 😂😂

    • @craiglopresto3322
      @craiglopresto3322 5 років тому +5

      @@yuurou7927 Brilliant!

    • @9annax
      @9annax 5 років тому +19

      I did not bit her! It's not true! I did not bit her! I did not!... Oh hi Shark

    • @zapato6071
      @zapato6071 5 років тому +1

      Pls tell me it will be in theaters.

    • @kappykitty1528
      @kappykitty1528 5 років тому +8

      If tommy wiseau doesnt stand on a raft surrounded by sharks and say “You are all chickens! Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep”

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio 6 років тому +564

    who remembers the classic prequel, one headed shark attack?

    • @iron_blyat6815
      @iron_blyat6815 6 років тому +13

      Good old days...

    • @Bartmanisnumber1
      @Bartmanisnumber1 6 років тому +49

      Yeah, but I prefer the other prequel, 0-Headed Shark Attack

    • @karuma6635
      @karuma6635 5 років тому +2

      oh yeah! i'm pretty sure it used to be called jaws but whatever. i don't care 'bout name changes :]

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 5 років тому +1

      No relation to Shark Attack I imagine.

    • @franzferdinand9093
      @franzferdinand9093 2 роки тому +2

      @@Bartmanisnumber1 "When terror... takes the form of a stump."

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 6 років тому +1179

    Take a drink every time James says the word Shark.

  • @waltersimeon387
    @waltersimeon387 6 років тому +1076

    Jaws 5
    Jaws: The Sea Horse Awakens
    Jaws: The Shark Who Loved Me
    Jaws Meets The Addams Family
    Jaws: Frakenshark
    Jaws: Jawcula
    Jaws: World War Sea
    Jaws: Road Shark
    Jaws X
    The Bride of Jaws
    The Cult of Jaws
    Jaws takes Manhattan
    Dr Jawkyll And Mr. Tide
    Jaws: Back to The Past
    Jaws 19

  • @joeymontgomery1191
    @joeymontgomery1191 5 років тому +183

    “So many shark movies!
    Sho many sark movies!”
    James Rolfe, 0:27, 2013

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 6 років тому +549

    Can't wait until this becomes a top 60.

  • @Brutalyte616
    @Brutalyte616 7 років тому +754

    Now all we need is 'Porno Shark' and we're all set. Maybe we can get Sharktopus in the lead role and have it filmed in Japan.

    • @anthonyrios2311
      @anthonyrios2311 7 років тому +28

      Brutalyte616 Add mersharks while you're at it.

    • @thewallachianbard6975
      @thewallachianbard6975 7 років тому +45

      There's a shark-girl dating sim on Steam if that counts.

    • @Brutalyte616
      @Brutalyte616 7 років тому +14

      TheWallachianBard There are a LOT of dating sims out there, Including a literal bird dating sim.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 7 років тому +20

      Porno Shark? You mean like in GTA Vice City?

    • @zapato6071
      @zapato6071 7 років тому +14

      There is a jaws porno reviewed by the cinema snob

  • @Rainbowthewindsage
    @Rainbowthewindsage 6 років тому +387

    I never watched it, but I remember seeing a movie called Satan Shark.

  • @sebione3576
    @sebione3576 5 років тому +141

    Fun fact: in the time it took James to make this video, he could have produced 42 average quality shark movies.

  • @randomvids6546
    @randomvids6546 5 років тому +322

    Imagine how many human movies sharks have

    • @sojdjndduwja9587
      @sojdjndduwja9587 5 років тому +7

      Lmao

    • @sarcasticdemon7669
      @sarcasticdemon7669 5 років тому +11

      And humans are seen as the monster's to them.

    • @raccoonboye5361
      @raccoonboye5361 5 років тому +3

      Yeah and there’s probably human experts who pretend to understand us but have no idea what they’re doing, and human whisperers which go on land with special air breathing gear and hang out with us. Then PinkFosh made a video called baby human where a family of humans are chasing down a herd of pigs.

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 4 роки тому +6

      I mean we constantly murder them so understandable LOL

    • @gothambillionaire
      @gothambillionaire 4 роки тому +2

      Sarcastic Demon Because we are

  • @ukwolfman6938
    @ukwolfman6938 7 років тому +200

    No 52: Shark Exorcist. It's about a demonically possessed shark that has to be exorcised. Seriously.

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 7 років тому +20

      UK Wolfman "I'm probably missing a bunch of these movies, but what can you do about it? They're coming out so fucking fast!"

    • @ukwolfman6938
      @ukwolfman6938 7 років тому +7

      Good point. Since I posted my comment, I've heard about a film called Empire of the Sharks and another called Shark Shock, which actually stars Tara Reid, so even Sharknado is getting its own rip-offs now!

    • @superzilla784
      @superzilla784 7 років тому +5

      No 53: Jurassic Shark. a shark frozen in a lake is awakened and attacks everything near the water. instead of just leaving to consume its entire supply of food and then later starve to death because it's a isolated lake, the main characters try to kill it. why? because we need to make this movie about a monster fish killing people. mostly because the writers have nothing better to do.

    • @TakaG
      @TakaG 7 років тому +5

      IHE made a review of Shark Exorcist in his series "The Search for the Worst".

    • @Azmodeus87
      @Azmodeus87 7 років тому

      Call Roger Corman! it's the Excorsist meets Jaws. Coming Direct to a DVD near you!

  • @Legofanbro247
    @Legofanbro247 7 років тому +213

    Where's that shark repellent when you need it? Rip Adam West!

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 7 років тому +14

      "I am Batman!" Kevin Conroy as Batman.
      Shark swims the fuck away as fast as possible.

    • @hydrolight471
      @hydrolight471 7 років тому +13

      Joshua If it was Christian Bale Batman vs the shark from Jaws 4 they would just roar at each other.

    • @ethanphilpot7643
      @ethanphilpot7643 7 років тому +2

      the funniest part is something like that actually exists and it works

    • @anthonyrios2311
      @anthonyrios2311 7 років тому +3

      LegoFanAnimations *shows clip of The Lego Batman Movie*

    • @francescomanzo3939
      @francescomanzo3939 5 років тому +1

      R.I.P. Adam West! :( :(

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 3 роки тому +43

    The intro James did for this is still one of my favorite Cinemassacre things ever.

  • @WhaleManMan
    @WhaleManMan 7 років тому +325

    It's amazing how in a genre with a serial killer who has a glove with claws on it who invades your dreams and looks like he's covered with pizza, the serial killer has less of a film presence than a derpy animal that kills less people than cars.

    • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
      @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 6 років тому +4

      MJ Red and despite being the titular character.

    • @Dirt_McGirt_Osirus
      @Dirt_McGirt_Osirus 6 років тому +9

      MJ Red less people than vending machines

    • @Absenteeee
      @Absenteeee 6 років тому +17

      less people than cars? That doesn't sound right, how many cars are killed by sharks every year?

    • @Biochemitra
      @Biochemitra 6 років тому

      They are *so* derpy!

    • @Biochemitra
      @Biochemitra 6 років тому

      I'm asexual, so no.

  • @lsdcyclops7316
    @lsdcyclops7316 5 років тому +387

    Can we please find another animal to obsess over?
    How about Sloths?

    • @fartkerson
      @fartkerson 5 років тому +60

      Sloths on a Plane

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 5 років тому +19

      that's already a thing. Sloths and Alpaca's. Not too many movies yet though. I guess the time is right

    • @nanuqo2006
      @nanuqo2006 5 років тому +28

      Two-headed Sid attack

    • @treyrex5987
      @treyrex5987 5 років тому +8

      @The Mandalorian that's actually funny

    • @victorthepenguinfan3957
      @victorthepenguinfan3957 5 років тому +18

      Slothnado

  • @Singformefriend
    @Singformefriend 7 років тому +801

    The intro is the best thing James has ever done

    • @StevesRightJay
      @StevesRightJay 7 років тому +32

      Got a Nicholas Cage vibe from the performance. Love it

    • @mikeythearchangel
      @mikeythearchangel 7 років тому +7

      ...i gotta say it was striking.
      James seems very happy for some reason :)
      keep it up mr. nerd

    • @Gigidag77
      @Gigidag77 7 років тому +2

      The intro is one of the worst and cringyest things James has ever done

    • @MidoseitoAkage
      @MidoseitoAkage 7 років тому +18

      Gigidag77 You're the most useless and wasted comment has ever done.

    • @Gigidag77
      @Gigidag77 7 років тому

      k

  • @sisi_life1999
    @sisi_life1999 5 років тому +732

    I disliked, because shark tale wasn't on the list
    JK, I could never dislike a nerd video!

    • @victorthepenguinfan3957
      @victorthepenguinfan3957 5 років тому +11

      It really isn't a shark movies

    • @malaki3281
      @malaki3281 5 років тому +22

      Shark tale is awesome and btw it isn't mainly about sharks

    • @fluvee
      @fluvee 5 років тому +9

      @@malaki3281 I hope you mean "Shark Tale is so bad it's good"

    • @malaki3281
      @malaki3281 5 років тому +4

      @@fluvee eh vice versa I guess

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 5 років тому +3

      Its a cartoon not about sharks per se... no toons in list.

  • @thesarkive7746
    @thesarkive7746 7 років тому +224

    Sharks with freakin' lazer beams attached to their heads!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 7 років тому +6

      Dont Blow It Keep It Simple Count Your Money I wonder what the next Sharknado movie will have?

    • @Beancheeseburgar
      @Beancheeseburgar 7 років тому +7

      shut up and take my money

    • @tovrobi5097
      @tovrobi5097 7 років тому +1

      Where is that from?

    • @nanuqo2006
      @nanuqo2006 6 років тому +4

      Sharks!
      Lasers!
      LASER SHARKS!

    • @jacobb.9181
      @jacobb.9181 4 роки тому

      Роберт Голомб LEGO movie

  • @Makron5
    @Makron5 7 років тому +532

    It sucks that there's only stills now because of youtube regulations.

    • @briantagachi2188
      @briantagachi2188 7 років тому +39

      i agree. i liked the original one better with the clips....

    • @DefinitiveDubs
      @DefinitiveDubs 7 років тому +63

      It's not fair, because Nostalgia Critic gets away with using footage just fine.

    • @pitfallharry5257
      @pitfallharry5257 7 років тому +4

      Harrison Betker nostalgia critic is awesome but the need is better

    • @crushermach3263
      @crushermach3263 7 років тому +43

      It kinda helps that Critic's probably been through false DMCA claims like a billion times. He doesn't just "get away with" using movie clips. He has to fight for that right.
      Also Nerd does videogame stuff, not movie stuff. It's much harder to pick out gameplay than a movie even if they _were_ looking for 8- to 64-bit crapola from the '80s and '90s.

    • @filozof90
      @filozof90 7 років тому +1

      +Ben - Definitive Dubs not in dreamworksuary

  • @detritus10001
    @detritus10001 7 років тому +48

    James is like the funny friend everyone wanted as a kid.

  • @Daxx227
    @Daxx227 5 років тому +71

    Update: there's 6 sharknado movies now

  • @agentblackbird9435
    @agentblackbird9435 5 років тому +415

    #0 is obviously Baby Shark

  • @willverschneider1102
    @willverschneider1102 7 років тому +209

    You forgot the Peter Griffin film "Way Bigger Jaws".

    • @littenthepokemoncat304
      @littenthepokemoncat304 6 років тому +6

      "Grr I'm gonna eat your boat then im gonna eat you guys!!" "rawr!!" "Oh God Whats that!?!?" "Its bigger jaws"

  • @Ginger_FoxxVT
    @Ginger_FoxxVT 7 років тому +165

    Drinking game
    Take a shot every time james says 'shark'

    • @ChadDogofShimano
      @ChadDogofShimano 7 років тому +34

      Dead within the opening scene

    • @atlas9861
      @atlas9861 7 років тому +20

      Alcohol poisoning is no game.

    • @smuglytherat
      @smuglytherat 7 років тому +6

      NOTHE even if it was a shot of water it would still end up being fatal

    • @bruckner6290
      @bruckner6290 7 років тому +6

      Just take a sip of beer instead of a shot

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 7 років тому +2

      sorry, but I have no one to donate me half of their liver

  • @johnjackson9751
    @johnjackson9751 2 роки тому +18

    I have an idea for a shark movie. Shark Meteor. The plot is that Sharks aren’t from Earth, but from another planet. They came to earth as a meteor 65 million years ago. It wasn’t an asteroid impact that killed the dinosaurs, but the sharks, who are actually aliens. The “meteor” was actually their space ship.

    • @gamerchosis6666
      @gamerchosis6666 Рік тому +1

      I got the perfect actor for your movie: Tom Sizemore

  • @T-REX-KNIGHT
    @T-REX-KNIGHT 7 років тому +92

    SHARK MOVIES!!! SHARK MOVIES!!! SHARK MOVIES!!! SHARK!!! MOVIES!!!

  • @Razgriz85
    @Razgriz85 5 років тому +187

    You missed a gem called "Sharkenstein."

    • @jam5533
      @jam5533 5 років тому +7

      ''Heil Sharkler!''

    • @miraculousfanyt
      @miraculousfanyt 5 років тому +1

      Yes. The worst shark movie ever...
      Why did I watch it

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 5 років тому

      Sharkoom

    • @generalshadow9027
      @generalshadow9027 5 років тому +1

      Worst Shark movie ive ever seen has to be House Shark

    • @generalshadow9027
      @generalshadow9027 5 років тому +1

      @Death of a Universe it exists. Saw it at wallmart

  • @ifitwas9691
    @ifitwas9691 6 років тому +123

    Me: ok this list is good so far
    "Jaws 2"
    *SON OF A BI-*

    • @Nanu67-e9j
      @Nanu67-e9j 3 роки тому +3

      Jaws 2 is an alright sequel but I guess it makes sense put it on here because its rather silly and kinda started all the silly shark genre tropes.

    • @solarflare9078
      @solarflare9078 Рік тому +2

      That and it was the lowest position of the original Top 40, meaning it was the “least bad”

  • @BayAreaUAV
    @BayAreaUAV 5 років тому +17

    I always rewatch this when I feel down. James is so high energy, I love it.

  • @timsillery8709
    @timsillery8709 7 років тому +61

    Yo you know what I want to see? A Shark Buddy Cop Movie. An Old Timey Detective and a Shark must go solving a series of murders to clear the shark's names. Starring Alan Arkin as the Detective and Bill Murray as the voice of the Shark.

    • @Renegade666
      @Renegade666 6 років тому +3

      ....you mean like Sharky and George? (the crime busters of the sea)

    • @sirtanon1
      @sirtanon1 6 років тому +1

      Alan Sharkin 😂

    • @divergenttardis7378
      @divergenttardis7378 6 років тому +4

      Why do I get the feeling that that would be the aquatic equivalent of "Theodore Rex"?

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 6 років тому +1

      I need this in my life

  • @cakebop
    @cakebop 7 років тому +98

    What's next? Planet of the Sharks? Night of the Living Shark? Sharks ate my neighbors? Godzilla vs Shark?
    King Kong vs Shark?

    • @CrunchbackJones
      @CrunchbackJones 7 років тому +12

      We got Planet of the sharks.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 7 років тому +7

      "Sharks Ate my Neighbors"? Well, if you want to fight a 40 foot baby shark. How about "Sharks Need Cheerleaders"?

    • @dinoboy1153
      @dinoboy1153 7 років тому +7

      wild_cat_luis How about SharkHooker? (a shark parody of frankenhooker which is a parody of frankenstein) or Sharkstein? Friday the Shark 13th? Hallowshark!?

    • @redcomet_622
      @redcomet_622 7 років тому +5

      Sharkin 2 electric sharkaloo

    • @clearcasket1555
      @clearcasket1555 7 років тому +2

      Sharkhead. (AKA Pumpkinhead but with a shark instead.)

  • @Mr_Monolith
    @Mr_Monolith 6 років тому +85

    The 3 Worst Are
    3-Jurassic Shark
    2-Shark Exorcist
    1-Psycho Shark

  • @Whale2169
    @Whale2169 5 років тому +125

    Whale wolf
    WHALE wolf
    WHALE WOLF

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 5 років тому +6

      That one should have been top 10. Just.. awful.

    • @paulmerviel1617
      @paulmerviel1617 4 роки тому +6

      Wait hang on there's another one: Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda
      PTERACUDA
      No, I'm not making that up.

    • @nikgeo8690
      @nikgeo8690 4 роки тому

      Pteracuda really got to me with his highpitched ass voice...i was rooting for sharktopus...🤣

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 7 років тому +378

    Has James ever seen Shark Exorcist? (I know the original list was made before that movie came out but still)

    • @DimitrisGenn
      @DimitrisGenn 7 років тому +35

      BattleUp Saber Shark...Exorcist...???
      WHAT THE FU-

    • @DareToBeDeviant
      @DareToBeDeviant 7 років тому +34

      Alex (IHE) covered it in his Search for the Worst. Go for it. :D

    • @Ladderthief1
      @Ladderthief1 7 років тому +9

      I thought that'd be number 1.

    • @AroAceGamer
      @AroAceGamer 7 років тому +10

      Ladderthief1 It doesn't deserve to be number one of anything.

    • @outis439-A
      @outis439-A 7 років тому +2

      Wpp98 did you make it?

  • @honarpalani7327
    @honarpalani7327 6 років тому +161

    "Top 50 Shitty Shark Movies but everytime James Rolfe says the word "shark" the video speeds up"
    LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!

  • @2zporygon
    @2zporygon 6 років тому +295

    Did anybody count how many times "shark" has been said?

    • @bendy11dimitri32
      @bendy11dimitri32 6 років тому +4

      I did

    • @nicholasbrunt2010
      @nicholasbrunt2010 6 років тому +3

      bendy 11 Dimitri then how many?

    • @Tami_DE
      @Tami_DE 6 років тому

      @@bendy11dimitri32 jeah how many?

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 6 років тому +17

      Flying Turtle that’s 170 shots for everytime he says shark
      You’d be either in the hospital of dead

    • @juanwashington-cruz2294
      @juanwashington-cruz2294 6 років тому +1

      Are you trying to kill people lol

  • @evgen6465
    @evgen6465 5 років тому +73

    Shark movie: *exists*
    Shark: aw shit, here we go again

  • @mrwesker
    @mrwesker 7 років тому +53

    Lol that one DVD you couldn't open must have been a rental DVD from Blockbuster that was repackaged for retail purposes except someone forgot to take out the magnetic lock. I worked at Blockbuster and we used to lay the DVD down on the magnetic holder to slide it out.

  • @tommoore2012
    @tommoore2012 7 років тому +37

    "MEG" is coming out in August of 2018. Can't wait!

  • @bredrick677
    @bredrick677 6 років тому +31

    That intro was the best thing ever.

  • @RANDOM27ify
    @RANDOM27ify 5 років тому +59

    Oh come on, Deep Blue Sea didn't deserve to be lumped together with these atrocities.

    • @tylermartinez5366
      @tylermartinez5366 5 років тому +7

      I thought I was the only one that thought this l😂😂

    • @Thespanglerangler
      @Thespanglerangler 5 років тому +6

      I regard Deep Blue Sea as a low-key spoof of the genre. It’s actually guilty pleasure movie for me...if I see it’s on, have to watch.

    • @tyeevans4465
      @tyeevans4465 5 років тому +3

      Same with jaws 2

    • @kristyfuller3443
      @kristyfuller3443 5 років тому

      @@tyeevans4465 agree!

    • @ionman1761
      @ionman1761 5 років тому +2

      Its good for 1 reason: SAMUEL.L.JACKSON

  • @whatsthatnow8613
    @whatsthatnow8613 7 років тому +32

    15:45 Great, now I feel the need to go watch through board James again

  • @EdwardVersion2
    @EdwardVersion2 7 років тому +71

    50 movies and not a single mention of Shark Tale.

    • @mr_hentai_god1392
      @mr_hentai_god1392 7 років тому +5

      EdwardVersion2 Shark Tale was a great movie

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 7 років тому +2

      EdwardVersion2 I still that same GBA cartridge from when I was a kid, always wanted to 100% shark tales

    • @nuttyfrog24
      @nuttyfrog24 7 років тому

      Shark tale was a time exploitation film

  • @HullabaLulu_Art
    @HullabaLulu_Art 7 років тому +160

    Rosa Sharks: The inspiring story of a civil rights activist shark, who refused to give up their seat on the boat for the gritty white male protagonist.

  • @JerryBlueCast
    @JerryBlueCast 5 років тому +109

    3:54
    1 headed shark attack
    2 headed shark attack
    3 headed shark attack
    The best trilogy

    • @flo.g.
      @flo.g. 5 років тому +7

      there's actually another sequel called 6 headed shark attack

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 5 років тому +3

      6 headed shark attack happened in 2018

    • @aruptedz
      @aruptedz 5 років тому +2

      They also have 4, 5, and 6

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 5 років тому

      From 1 headed to 69420 headed

    • @nikgeo8690
      @nikgeo8690 5 років тому

      3headed shark is my favorite of this franchise

  • @Diego_Aracena_Kovacevic
    @Diego_Aracena_Kovacevic 7 років тому +154

    and number one is....It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Shark.

    • @crowman9096
      @crowman9096 7 років тому +5

      i love ur profile pic, its the Revolver album for the Beatles isnt it?

    • @91Coolepinguin
      @91Coolepinguin 7 років тому +2

      Diego Aracena hahaha

    • @DropTehBazz
      @DropTehBazz 7 років тому +1

      You must be blind if you can't clearly see that.

  • @83jbbentley
    @83jbbentley 7 років тому +344

    Jumping the shitshark

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 6 років тому +1

      I want sky sharks l it’s the perfect Halloween movie.

    • @booboothefool3342
      @booboothefool3342 6 років тому

      josh bentley83 the shart

  • @xotl2780
    @xotl2780 6 років тому +55

    We all know about hammer head sharks, so I think human head sharks is the next logical phase in shark movie evolution.

    • @qwebhsaavhws
      @qwebhsaavhws 5 років тому +7

      Jennifer LePage honestly a think wrench head sharks is next

    • @kirabad-artist6532
      @kirabad-artist6532 5 років тому

      Wafflem 360 Next will be chainsaw head shari

  • @nikgeo8690
    @nikgeo8690 5 років тому +46

    Next shark movies:
    Sharkquake
    The revenge of the living sharks
    The hills have sharks
    A nightmare on Shark Street
    Shark's Play
    Evil Shark
    Shitshark
    Sharknakonda
    Sharks on the Moon

  • @michaelswitzer2121
    @michaelswitzer2121 7 років тому +44

    He has his own blockbuster man! It must have taken him all his life collecting to have the movies and games and even board games

  • @RakkAnimate
    @RakkAnimate 7 років тому +121

    I seriously wish he added Shark Exorcist.

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 6 років тому +9

      Rakk I would replace it with the Jersey Shore one. That one at least feels like a parody and piss take so I see it more as a guilty pleasure shitpost of a film. That or Jaws 2 cause least that one was grand compared to the others

    • @ravenblair1991
      @ravenblair1991 6 років тому +3

      Omg so much yes.

    • @superdialga8923
      @superdialga8923 6 років тому +1

      That film is totes retar

    • @gingeetheginge6071
      @gingeetheginge6071 6 років тому

      Make I Hate Mars Bars

    • @carlwilkerson9722
      @carlwilkerson9722 6 років тому

      I saw IHE's review of it. There is no doubt it belongs in the top 40, maybe even the top 10, on James's list.

  • @GarrusN7
    @GarrusN7 7 років тому +724

    Damn didn't realize there were that many shitty shark movies.

    • @buttzilla6958
      @buttzilla6958 7 років тому +34

      GarrusN7 there's a lot more. Trust me

    • @imakemusicstuff
      @imakemusicstuff 7 років тому +5

      there are mooooooooooooooar even even

    • @GreenSoap
      @GreenSoap 7 років тому +8

      Sho many sitty sark movies

    • @Deep_wolf
      @Deep_wolf 7 років тому +15

      According to assopedia, every year there are 50 shitty shark movies coming out.

    • @YarugumaSou
      @YarugumaSou 7 років тому +1

      Try saying that 5 times

  • @alanlee1355
    @alanlee1355 5 років тому +33

    Sharks in tornadoes. Who would of guessed?

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 7 років тому +176

    I got some shark movie ideas. Sharks in Space, Toilet Shark, and Sharks on Crack.

    • @jkb4418
      @jkb4418 7 років тому +15

      Miles Trombley sharknado 7 space sharks

    • @milestrombley1466
      @milestrombley1466 7 років тому +2

      Jakob Skeide Dammit!

    • @cronostrife431
      @cronostrife431 7 років тому +21

      Miles Trombley Sharks in Hell, Sharks Up Your Ass, Super Shark Anime, and Megashark vs Satan

    • @zaboknowsbest13
      @zaboknowsbest13 7 років тому +8

      I could get behind sharks on crack

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 років тому +9

      How about Sharks on a Train, Zombie Shark vs Vampire Alligator, Shark Wizard, Shark Wizard II: Master of Sharks, Shark Beer, Sharks of the Universe and Bowling with Sharks.

  • @b-rabbit-95
    @b-rabbit-95 7 років тому +53

    Deep Blue Sea isn't that bad, it has a bad ass title.

  • @marcuswhitby3773
    @marcuswhitby3773 6 років тому +65

    Shark starts to sound weird after it's said alot

  • @Vrinara
    @Vrinara 5 років тому +37

    Why haven't we gotten a movie called "Sharks with Fricken Lazar Beams attached to their heads!" Maybe it's just because the titles too long.

    • @Pyrodorah
      @Pyrodorah 5 років тому +4

      Laser Shark. There you go.

  • @neoasura
    @neoasura 7 років тому +30

    Holy shit! I knew the Jaws series, and the Sharknado series...I had no idea there was a whole genre of this on to itself! BTW, fun fact: My Uncle Mark Gruner was in Jaws 2...he would NEVER live that down and constantly bragged about it at reunions ALL the time XD

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 6 років тому +213

    So why wasn't Shark Tale on the list?

  • @marcusholder6508
    @marcusholder6508 7 років тому +52

    Sharknado was number 5 on WatchMojo's BEST shark movies. LOL.

    • @merc5333
      @merc5333 6 років тому +3

      They're mental.

  • @woopityscoop2863
    @woopityscoop2863 5 років тому +13

    3:51 is a perfect frame that describes the entire filmmaking process and motivation behind every one of these types of movies.

  • @fourtoozero7062
    @fourtoozero7062 7 років тому +285

    Man I do love me some shark movies. They just make my JAWS drop ;D

  • @9wattcat
    @9wattcat 7 років тому +115

    Drinking game, Everytime he's says shark take a shot.

    • @marcelovolpato4283
      @marcelovolpato4283 7 років тому +37

      Dies of alcohol poisoning...

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 7 років тому +7

      Ryan Goodrow charities are now giving us money

    • @alanalves7649
      @alanalves7649 7 років тому +3

      Everytime he's says "sun of a beache"

    • @herculeanwarrior1541
      @herculeanwarrior1541 6 років тому +3

      Wattcat Good God, man! Are you trying to kill people?!

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 6 років тому

      Wattcat oh come on, disclude the comedy intro. Be fair to us mate

  • @taylorgibson1994tg
    @taylorgibson1994tg 7 років тому +111

    Drinking game: take a shot each time he says "shark."

    • @soilderzero2982
      @soilderzero2982 6 років тому +4

      do you want us to die

    • @grimm9349
      @grimm9349 6 років тому +4

      The Fancore I wouldn’t be able to pour my drinks fast enough

    • @kourii
      @kourii 6 років тому +5

      More like 'creative method of suicide'

    • @Indecency562
      @Indecency562 6 років тому +2

      You'd drink an entire ocean's worth!

    • @Goblin_Hands
      @Goblin_Hands 6 років тому

      Fuck that. That's too expensive.

  • @uncle7162
    @uncle7162 5 років тому +32

    Coconuts kill more people than sharks so will there be a shit ton of coconut movies?

    • @pierrepoirier7917
      @pierrepoirier7917 5 років тому +7

      I hope so

    • @salvulcano9061
      @salvulcano9061 5 років тому +3

      Thank you Uncle very cool

    • @JeffTheHokie
      @JeffTheHokie 5 років тому

      The band Great White killed twice as many people in one night as all US shark attacks combined for the last 50 years.

    • @jayryman5310
      @jayryman5310 5 років тому

      Probably not

  • @McDanklestank
    @McDanklestank 6 років тому +212

    WHALE WOLF

  • @danielchipman8967
    @danielchipman8967 5 років тому +18

    It'd be a lot easier to say "every shark movie ever after 1975".

  • @Untouchaable
    @Untouchaable 7 років тому +251

    James should review The Shallows & 47 Meters Down.

    • @Darek_B52
      @Darek_B52 7 років тому +18

      Hey if you thought 47 meters down was bad check out 12 feet. It's a film about two girls stuck in a public pool with the cover keeping them in. It's dumb and makes no sense (and thats just by the trailer as it's an in-door pool yet has a cover). Just throw a shark in the pool and bam it could make this list.

    • @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825
      @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825 7 років тому +1

      Intimidation I'm the 100th like

    • @Markzilla214
      @Markzilla214 7 років тому +1

      And maybe The Meg 2018 because its coming in august, and its nit made by syfy, its based on a novel and ghe movie will be made by warner brothers and universal studios.

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 6 років тому

      Markzilla 214 Meg is up there with the OG Jaws. It's nowhere near the quality of these kinds of movies. The Meg> The Shallows and 47 Meters Down combined. The Books are better than the Jaws Movie.

    • @twitchingwithchara8219
      @twitchingwithchara8219 6 років тому

      I thought 47 Meters Down was ok. But it does deserve a spot on a part 2.

  • @anthonyhiguero8921
    @anthonyhiguero8921 5 років тому +7

    Those two clips from Shark Attack 3 at 16:50 are my favorite thing from any shark movie that I've ever seen. The whole movie is hilarious. I'd kill for the opportunity to see all these movies.

  • @ct1296
    @ct1296 7 років тому +84

    Really sad that Raiders of the Lost Shark didn't make the list (yes, it is a real movie)

    • @HendarsChannel
      @HendarsChannel 7 років тому +2

      That movie has an awesome poster!

    • @magnum66
      @magnum66 7 років тому +4

      Holy fuck, I had to look this up to see if this was true haha. I gotta see that movie.

    • @deloreanrc
      @deloreanrc 7 років тому

      please tell me you are joking.

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 7 років тому +2

      Callum T "I'm probably missing a bunch of these movies, but what can you do about it? They're coming out so fucking fast!"

    • @zillauniverse7208
      @zillauniverse7208 7 років тому

      Callum T LMAO

  • @The_PokeSaurus
    @The_PokeSaurus 6 років тому +25

    They Also Made Trailer Park Shark!
    TRAILER, PARK, SHARK!!!

  • @alexdrake4081
    @alexdrake4081 5 років тому +62

    Movie title: Sandshark
    Me an intellectual: Garchomp

  • @institutoandresbello4655
    @institutoandresbello4655 5 років тому +25

    3-headed Shark had 2 sequels: 6-headed shark and 9-headed shark... Enough Said

    • @miraculousfanyt
      @miraculousfanyt 5 років тому +3

      I haven't heard from 9-headed (only the 2,3,4,5,6 headed one)

    • @IndigoEthee
      @IndigoEthee 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was only
      2 headed
      3 headed
      5 headed
      6 headed

  • @lloydchristmas5588
    @lloydchristmas5588 5 років тому +34

    Coming in 2019
    Sharks on a plane & sharks on a train 😱😃

  • @gryphonnecrox2065
    @gryphonnecrox2065 5 років тому +15

    This is James whenever Shark Week comes around.

  • @curlyhairedhippie61
    @curlyhairedhippie61 7 років тому +59

    lover how about 80% of these are on Netflix

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord 3 роки тому +10

    Me after the intro:
    “Welp, looks like he finally lost it, and it wasn’t even in an AVGN episode.”

  • @imhandsomexd7482
    @imhandsomexd7482 6 років тому +96

    WHATS NEXT??
    shark zilla?????
    (featuring godzilla with a shark head)

    • @nanuqo2006
      @nanuqo2006 6 років тому +7

      make it happen in Legendary's Monsterverse

    • @bronghusphidalski522
      @bronghusphidalski522 5 років тому

      That would be utter kino

    • @far0145
      @far0145 5 років тому

      Shin Godzilla will have a Shark Tail instead a face tail

    • @Xr_nx
      @Xr_nx 5 років тому

      Hmmmm you mean the game omegalodon

    • @mariuskatutis3853
      @mariuskatutis3853 5 років тому

      @@Xr_nx and shark hunger evolution

  • @wantedtowatchvideos
    @wantedtowatchvideos 7 років тому +12

    7:13 "Looks great, doesn't it?" Has to be my favorite part!

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 років тому +28

    Surprised that Shark Exorcist wasn’t on this list

    • @miraculousfanyt
      @miraculousfanyt 5 років тому +2

      And Sharkenstein

    • @nrqed
      @nrqed 5 років тому +1

      I guess it means that it is not shitty ;-)

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 років тому +2

      Patrick LaBelle oh you fool. Go watch the IHE Shark Exorcist review and it will make you eat your words.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 років тому +47

    3:10 That's literally the Colossus Titan from Attack on Titan, but a robot

    • @capri212
      @capri212 4 роки тому +7

      Its just a skinless human robot

  • @400KrispyKremes
    @400KrispyKremes 7 років тому +101

    'Shit Shark' is my my favorite shitty shark film. It's about a shark made out of pure shit.

    • @YarugumaSou
      @YarugumaSou 7 років тому +13

      Need a Bullshit man cameo

    • @IImagnumalucardII
      @IImagnumalucardII 7 років тому +7

      Aren't all shark movies' sharks made of that anyway?

    • @deezyah
      @deezyah 7 років тому +5

      400KrispyKremes Randy, no more shit talk until we are back in power, bud

    • @Kee2Oz
      @Kee2Oz 7 років тому +6

      Shit Shark 2: Revenge of Dingleberry

    • @400KrispyKremes
      @400KrispyKremes 7 років тому

      *Full of shit shark

  • @regalxp8868
    @regalxp8868 7 років тому +80

    Join us next year for top 100 worst shark movies

    • @regalxp8868
      @regalxp8868 7 років тому

      natural_hype 😂😂😂

  • @okidokidoki4415
    @okidokidoki4415 7 років тому +76

    Transformers reboot in the works with Michael Bay:
    Transformers: Attack of the MECHASHARKS
    Coming Soon...

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 7 років тому +1

      OkiDoki Doki How about Transmorphers, the shitty Transformers rip off instead?

    • @silentc22
      @silentc22 7 років тому +3

      The actual Transformers had Shark transformers, one was in Beastwars called Cybershark, a couple of others from regular Transformers are Overbite and Rippersnapper, then there's Sky-Byte and of coarse the Sharkticons.

    • @Caderynwolf
      @Caderynwolf 7 років тому +1

      I'd like to point out the original shark transformers were the Sharkticons

    • @nanuqo2006
      @nanuqo2006 6 років тому

      Sharks in the toilet tank!
      Sharks in space!
      Sharks in your ass!

    • @Xr_nx
      @Xr_nx 5 років тому

  • @orion_x-000
    @orion_x-000 5 років тому +10

    This is easily one the best Cinemassacre videos ever!
    There should be a top 30 shitty zombie movies.

  • @daylenTV
    @daylenTV 7 років тому +290

    Am I the only one who wants to watch a movie called Shitsharks were sharks swim in shit?

    • @boombaby1769
      @boombaby1769 7 років тому +15

      +Daylen Graham Call the producers of Two Girls One Cup, they will be totally pumped.

    • @cubecubecubed3602
      @cubecubecubed3602 7 років тому +5

      Daylen Graham I think you mean shark attack laxitive lacerations?

    • @hodwatt5901
      @hodwatt5901 7 років тому +10

      Daylen Graham Sooner or later it's gonna happen

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 7 років тому +11

      Daylen Graham Sharks coming out of the toilet, I can see that happening.

    • @cubecubecubed3602
      @cubecubecubed3602 7 років тому +2

      Snoopy Pingas YES

  • @RoyalRoseTrue
    @RoyalRoseTrue 7 років тому +73

    If the 1916 Jersey Shore Shark Attacks Never Existed which inspired the book, Jaws, which inspiried the movie, Jaws, These Shitty Shark Movies wouldn't have existed.

  • @nathanbanks7091
    @nathanbanks7091 6 років тому +163

    Jaws 2 is actually decent

  • @ArchitectGang
    @ArchitectGang 5 років тому +23

    You forgot my fav:
    Shark Prom Night (1987)