Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) is SO STUPID! - Angry Movie Review

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  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios 2 роки тому +3244

    When the guy said “try anything or you’re cancelled bro.” I started rooting for leather face for the entire film.

    • @ccz4555
      @ccz4555 2 роки тому +161

      I started rooting for him there too and even harder when the old lady fucks it all up

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 2 роки тому +251

      That's the only way to watch it. Leatherface as the protagonist

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 роки тому +80

      They deserved to die

    • @kaligula785
      @kaligula785 2 роки тому +150

      I think you are supposed to be rooting for him from the start. Its just extremely horribly done

    • @rektz2457
      @rektz2457 2 роки тому +117

      I started to root for leatherface when the black guy pretty much made the guy take down the Confederate Flag. Ain't his place to do such a thing

  • @omega1985
    @omega1985 2 роки тому +1024

    That “We’re gonna cancel you, bro” line in the trailer was all I needed to see. Is anyone actually surprised that this sucked?

    • @rpgamezzz270
      @rpgamezzz270 2 роки тому +163

      A movie where the killer is hunting and murdering sjw bozos is what i want to see. A 10/10 for sure

    • @rektz2457
      @rektz2457 2 роки тому +24

      That was actually pretty funny

    • @cornbredx
      @cornbredx 2 роки тому +13

      AJ is. He can't ever tell by the trailer how bad a movie is going to be.

    • @KeeperProtector
      @KeeperProtector 2 роки тому +7

      Ever since the movie was in development hell I knew it wasn't gonna be good.🤦

    • @Reddeatharrow
      @Reddeatharrow 2 роки тому +73

      This movie is great. Just understand learherface is the hero and the snowflakes are the bad guys. It’s intentional

  • @CapEmpire
    @CapEmpire 2 роки тому +427

    This movie does the whole “characters in horror movies make dumb decisions” to a new level. I’ve never wanted characters to die so badly

    • @lello2031
      @lello2031 2 роки тому +4

      Cap. These decisions were light compared to the shit people have done in Friday the 13th and Scream franchise.

    • @Jay-og4yb
      @Jay-og4yb 2 роки тому +5

      Ironically people under intense duress can make terribly stupid decisions because their brain takes a back seat to their instincts. The problem is, the people sitting on the couch at home eating Cheetos have all this contextual information and a completely abstract perspective on the situation to where characters "look dumb". That's why you can't make characters too realistic. People are freaking dumb, but we hate to remind ourselves of that. That's where human behavior research backfires

    • @turbotrup96
      @turbotrup96 2 роки тому +2

      I mean, the new generation of kiddos is even more annoying, so that's consistent as far as I see it.

    • @premiumdude8353
      @premiumdude8353 2 роки тому +6

      It's so cliché and this remake has no reason to exist.

    • @crow_g1639
      @crow_g1639 2 роки тому +2

      Fr especially the girl with the shotgun the old lady in the original what they did to her omg its horrible

  • @kushjones4848
    @kushjones4848 2 роки тому +1868

    I honest to god didn’t even know they made another one of these. Never saw a preview or any marketing 😂

    • @sirleeproductions
      @sirleeproductions 2 роки тому +38

      ME EITHER

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds 2 роки тому +123

      That just shows how bad it was if it didn't even bother with previews.

    • @ang3lxdust315
      @ang3lxdust315 2 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @callsignmaverick3979
      @callsignmaverick3979 2 роки тому +35

      Only heard about it yesterday from James A Janisse, he looked so disinterested in it and so was I

    • @chase5233
      @chase5233 2 роки тому +21

      It popped up in my Netflix as a new show and just from seeing it I was like yeah nah not watching that shit

  • @SpecialOrder_937
    @SpecialOrder_937 2 роки тому +218

    “Try anything and you’ll be cancelled bro “
    That line was just the dumbest thing to say to a chainsaw wielding mad man
    The only guy I cared about was the guy the main characters wanted us to hate

    • @garylewis3952
      @garylewis3952 2 роки тому +7

      Lol right?

    • @hoodcoyko8329
      @hoodcoyko8329 2 роки тому +8

      I didn’t understand the cancelled line, I thought only super relevant people can get cancelled.

    • @diabetichercules6487
      @diabetichercules6487 2 роки тому +9

      The car mechanic, right?

    • @SpecialOrder_937
      @SpecialOrder_937 2 роки тому +19

      @@diabetichercules6487
      Yeah the “Red neck” , best character in the movie

    • @diabetichercules6487
      @diabetichercules6487 2 роки тому +11

      @@SpecialOrder_937 He was the only character i cared about

  • @MrFreakazoid23
    @MrFreakazoid23 2 роки тому +197

    “Say my name” might of been the dumbest line ever. Like I honestly would’ve been more mad if the director would’ve given him a line knowing for the last 40 some years the man hasn’t said a word.

    • @AMan-iv2rb
      @AMan-iv2rb 2 роки тому +18

      Heisenberg?

    • @therealshumbucket
      @therealshumbucket 2 роки тому +1

      @@AMan-iv2rb was about to say lol

    • @crow_g1639
      @crow_g1639 2 роки тому +5

      Its on par with "do your thing cuss"

    • @nightmareman9960
      @nightmareman9960 2 роки тому +6

      Not only has he not said a word in the past 40 years. I don’t even think he ever knew her name at all, it’s been awhile since I’ve watched the original but I don’t recall them sitting down and exchanging details while he cut her friends faces off.

    • @benicus18
      @benicus18 2 роки тому

      Marthaaaaa!!!

  • @AsherTheAwesomeONE
    @AsherTheAwesomeONE 2 роки тому +553

    A lot of the problems with these “remakes” the “fans” in charge of making these movies are trying to make the villain the hero. You cheer for the villain to kill the obnoxious people on screen. Your taking the scare out and replacing it with cheers.

    • @ButterCookie1984
      @ButterCookie1984 2 роки тому +26

      Good point!

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 2 роки тому +28

      Normally that's true. And it akso applies here. But another problem I would say is that this "sequel" completely takes away every aspect that is unique about Leatherface and just makes him a generic big evil brute

    • @Cl3arBubbles
      @Cl3arBubbles 2 роки тому +2

      i think most ppl are meant (and in reality) are relatable to the main characters lol, we the ones that still got minds will root against them because they're the depravity of society, take the ones in the bus and the obnoxious main characters, there are people like that that live now and are being worshipped, it's the new norm.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 2 роки тому +7

      Conpletely unnecessary alot of us already cheer on the villain

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 2 роки тому +1

      @White Bird88 someone stop the coaster I want off

  • @obnoxious3388
    @obnoxious3388 2 роки тому +286

    I never get what’s so hard about marking a horror film. It’s actually mind boggling on how annoying most of them are.

    • @mr.smellgood2794
      @mr.smellgood2794 2 роки тому +13

      True with thev movie effects of today and all the great writers. It would be so easy to make a sadistic horror film with a backbone.

    • @BP-dn9nv
      @BP-dn9nv 2 роки тому +21

      When a horror film is made with an ounce of passion it tends to be at least passable. When the studio forces out sequels to make a quick buck that's when they start to suck.

    • @paigevrbac9686
      @paigevrbac9686 2 роки тому +3

      ong , it’s like nowadays movies gets the dumbest characters and the stupidest villains

    • @brnclandonald
      @brnclandonald 2 роки тому +2

      Exhibit 1: REC great. REC 3 dumpster fire.

    • @sgtbaker2072
      @sgtbaker2072 2 роки тому

      Ever seen The Endless? Seriously excellent and low-budget movie.

  • @isaactyler8072
    @isaactyler8072 2 роки тому +67

    You lost me at "a group of SJWs bought a town" that's all I needed to hear.

    • @HyborianAge
      @HyborianAge 2 роки тому +5

      But they get massacred.

    • @fuzzypanda1684
      @fuzzypanda1684 2 роки тому +6

      Yes, but they get massacred. And the movie accurately portrays them as insufferable, entitled idiots who are so dislikable they make leatherface the good guy. Honestly it sounds like a fantastic movie.

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 3 місяці тому

      @@fuzzypanda1684 Anti-SJWs keep their political bias out of watching films challenge: IMPOSSIBLE.
      Like come on, just because it caters to your urge to watch SJWs bite the big one doesn't make it good. You're better off enjoying it because it's just a trashy dumb slasher flick.

    • @fuzzypanda1684
      @fuzzypanda1684 3 місяці тому

      @@NebLleb Ok, here's a counter challenge: SJWs keep their political bias out of watching films.
      If you think they can, there are millions of Tweets, posts, rants, videos etc. of SJW's complaining of toxic masculinity, not enough diversity and any number of other things that beg to differ.

  • @cartergucci2949
    @cartergucci2949 2 роки тому +168

    After the “try anything bro and we’ll cancel you” I started watching this a a comedy, 9/10

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 2 роки тому +5

      At that point I started skimming through the movie to get to end so I could watch Joe's review.

    • @Heisenberg000.
      @Heisenberg000. 2 роки тому +4

      I hope that was a joke by the producers or they actually think that’s what people do nowadays

    • @crow_g1639
      @crow_g1639 2 роки тому +3

      Commedy and dumb 10/10 and story and entairtaining .5/10

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 2 роки тому

      @@crow_g1639 Perfect rating for this film

    • @dominiclane8538
      @dominiclane8538 2 роки тому

      @@John_Locke_108 bro you missed one of the best seens in any horror movie then lol

  • @RosyTheRascal15
    @RosyTheRascal15 2 роки тому +808

    The original 1974 is one of the best horror movies of all time, honestly if you're going to watch a sequel to it. You're better off just watching the 1986 dark comedy, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    • @Burstify
      @Burstify 2 роки тому +53

      Or the 2003 one

    • @InternacionalBoxing
      @InternacionalBoxing 2 роки тому +36

      The OG is trash. The early 2000's TCM are the best

    • @danielventura8118
      @danielventura8118 2 роки тому +66

      @@InternacionalBoxing you must not have watched a lot of horror….

    • @InternacionalBoxing
      @InternacionalBoxing 2 роки тому +20

      @@danielventura8118 I own the original and know true horror, movies that you never probably watched. Even Sinister is better than the original TCM most Freddy movies as well 🤣

    • @wolfmantheimpaler
      @wolfmantheimpaler 2 роки тому +26

      Because the director admits he couldn't top the OG so he just went wild with it, having dueling chainsaws and shit. Everything from the 2000's onwards made the stupid idea to try and capture the horror of the original, and fail at everything, over reliance on gore, and from Texas Chainsaw 3D onwards: "Let's make Leatherface and his family sympathetic, because homicidal cannibals are sympathetic right?!"

  • @ToxicAvengerCleanYourMind
    @ToxicAvengerCleanYourMind 2 роки тому +86

    As someone who really respects the original for it's grisly horror I can't say it upsets me when these movies come out...it only enforces the greatness of the originals and proves, "new isn't always better"

    • @crow_g1639
      @crow_g1639 2 роки тому

      Fr especially the halloween 2018 the originals are bettwe with 1,2 and h20

    • @twiceshy9773
      @twiceshy9773 2 роки тому +2

      They did a remake of West Side Story ffs- why can't Hollywood just make original stories??!!

  • @stillsleeep
    @stillsleeep 2 роки тому +315

    i felt the same way. the extreme stupidity of all the characters just made me root for leatherface to massacre everyone.

    • @ss-uc4rq
      @ss-uc4rq 2 роки тому +20

      dude fr like they really could have escaped multiple times... im screaming at the tv like "BRO RUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

    • @OpticHamster69
      @OpticHamster69 2 роки тому +15

      That's the horror genre for you characters are incredibly stupid

    • @miketosandrew
      @miketosandrew 2 роки тому +19

      I’m pretty sure making the characters unlikable, them getting what they deserve, and the audience rooting for Leatherface was the point. But judging by these comments, I’m either wrong or the vast majority missed the social commentary and satire the movie was so blatant with.

    • @Burstify
      @Burstify 2 роки тому +2

      The only character that I was starting to enjoy was the Texan gun guy(I forgot his name) but he dies ]: at least he went against Leatherface

    • @stillsleeep
      @stillsleeep 2 роки тому +6

      @@miketosandrew they could've made the characters unlikable without making them so dumb. none of the characters' choices made any sense even if it is satire. im all for making leatherface the hero but this wasnt it

  • @ScaryStoriesAt2AM
    @ScaryStoriesAt2AM 2 роки тому +555

    The gore kinda took me out of it, it looked like they treated the chainsaw as a lightsaber. It went right through everything with 0 resistance. Floors, metal pipes, necks... etc etc. The brutality of the chainsaw is how visceral it is, cutting through someone should look chunky, it should get stuck and take force to go through. Not look like you're just slicing through butter.

    • @grandchamp12345
      @grandchamp12345 2 роки тому +51

      hmmmm someone has some experience eh???

    • @SpacedoutSpoon
      @SpacedoutSpoon 2 роки тому +55

      using a chainsaw as a weapon is just not a good idea if you've ever actually used one for it's intended use. It's heavy, and if you use it in an improper manner you risk kickback that could go right back into you and you could hurt yourself severely or even be killed.

    • @careyunknown3449
      @careyunknown3449 2 роки тому +23

      It's a slasher movie bro....it's suppose to be a bit unrealistic

    • @glibglob8755
      @glibglob8755 2 роки тому +14

      Quit acting like a chainsaw expert

    • @grandchamp12345
      @grandchamp12345 2 роки тому +36

      @@SpacedoutSpoon i think thats the point, its to show the audience that bubba is a brute with some crazy strength

  • @rudesback5013
    @rudesback5013 2 роки тому +127

    I watched this movie with my family and we were dying laughing throughout. 10/10 comedy wise but 1/10 as a horror movie. Leatherface blocking the bullets with his chainsaw was absolutely fucking hilarious. It was the icing on the cake.

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 2 роки тому +18

      Well duh. He was in a Mortal Kombat game. You can block bullets, missiles, energy projectiles, and razor sharp items. LF ain't scared unless one of those cops are named Kurtis Stryker.

    • @jarmopenttinen719
      @jarmopenttinen719 Рік тому

      Yep like is it some kind of super chainsaw what Leatherface has in this movie, what doesnt get any damage by fuckin shotgun blast😂😂👌

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart Рік тому

      ​@@jarmopenttinen719the saw is family and family bond is strong.

    • @jarmopenttinen719
      @jarmopenttinen719 Рік тому

      @@AedanBlackheart That is true😅

  • @the_reasonable_one5554
    @the_reasonable_one5554 2 роки тому +70

    His character was NOT the same as the original. Leather face was not that smart or cunning in the original. They made him from a simpleton to an evil mastermind.

    • @cutthroat795
      @cutthroat795 2 роки тому +2

      A respectable glow up

    • @fulcrum6760
      @fulcrum6760 2 роки тому +1

      @@cutthroat795 Snotty Leatherface glow up.

    • @Law2120
      @Law2120 2 роки тому +1

      How was he a mastermind? If you think that he was a mastermind, id hate to see your IQ test results.

    • @the_reasonable_one5554
      @the_reasonable_one5554 2 роки тому +5

      @@Law2120 I misspoke he’s actually a genius. Also I don’t know what an IQ test is you’ll have to teach me from your all encompassing pool of knowledge.

    • @MrEvans1
      @MrEvans1 2 роки тому

      To bo honest, compared with those woke people, even a toddler would look like a mastermind :))

  • @GrimDarkNarrator
    @GrimDarkNarrator 2 роки тому +122

    I can't even remember the last time I shouted at the screen for the character's stupidity but this movie definitely got me doing that. It was fine from a technical standpoint but bad in every other way.

    • @mercedesm.6254
      @mercedesm.6254 2 роки тому +3

      This movie deserves no credit 2003 remake was the best will be the best remake

    • @RT804
      @RT804 2 роки тому +1

      I can't remember because I haven't digested a bit of pop culture in 5+, years now. I watch old movies, documentaries, and read. I haven't paid for cable in 18 years. Stop rewarding idiots who probably don't you

    • @Blue-bf8lv
      @Blue-bf8lv 2 роки тому

      this! so many times i was like "JUST SHOOT!" it was annoying

    • @dradvyrk6162
      @dradvyrk6162 2 роки тому

      Can you tell what happened why the character is stupid?
      I don't want to watch this movie, it's ok for me to be spoiled this time.

  • @maskedathiest
    @maskedathiest 2 роки тому +63

    you know you married right when your wife is saying "these women in this movie are idiots" over and over again.
    love her
    but credit where its due.....the sound design and the way it is shot.....perfection.
    the actor playing leather face is also a star.....the effects and killing? amazing.

    • @redcrow4135
      @redcrow4135 2 роки тому +4

      My gf was saying the same thing😂

    • @lello2031
      @lello2031 2 роки тому +6

      Everyone in that movie was stupid. That shouldn't be the bar for know if you married right, lol.

  • @themarcshark
    @themarcshark 2 роки тому +186

    They made Leatherface into a Michael Myers/Jason type killer. He's basically supernatural now. Where as in the original what made it so scary was how believable it all was. Leather face was just a messed up human. Nothing in that movie broke your immersion at all

    • @raymondlaspina7870
      @raymondlaspina7870 2 роки тому +39

      Exactly, he wasn't even the main villain in the original movie, his family was.

    • @THE-NC2
      @THE-NC2 2 роки тому +2

      @Judge Ike Jason Vorhees is betta

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 2 роки тому +14

      Exactly my thoughts. He was even a bit sad. To be constantly being told what to do and him trying so much to get the approval of a family that treated him badly. Yet all of a sudden in this sequel he's capable of acting on his own and not have any insecurities with no explanation??

    • @martmine4618
      @martmine4618 2 роки тому

      Yeah its almost like he was inspired by a very famous real life serial killer, and that it would be silly to give him super powers.

    • @Sarnatuile
      @Sarnatuile 2 роки тому

      Both Myers and Jason started as regular humans, though.

  • @mikekz4489
    @mikekz4489 2 роки тому +229

    The people who made the movie could’ve at least had the decency to make it a stand-alone movie and not a very late direct sequel to the original.
    The first really stupid moment in the movie, for me, was when the black woman who watched Dante die, a giant cut along his face, wasn’t freaking out or just yelling at everyone that the man was murdered.

    • @freddied8479
      @freddied8479 2 роки тому +27

      And then she just let the main girl get off the bus knowing what happened...

    • @SushiCombo
      @SushiCombo 2 роки тому +19

      @KTV 4U Keeping up with his Gold's gym membership.

    • @lordofsucc4467
      @lordofsucc4467 2 роки тому +7

      @KTV 4U Psychos are built different

    • @MarioBario
      @MarioBario 2 роки тому +3

      To add insult to injury, not only is there an after credit scene but it teases a sequel

    • @legendarybreton460
      @legendarybreton460 2 роки тому +5

      They ripped off Halloween, dat y

  • @kevinminney9413
    @kevinminney9413 2 роки тому +50

    One big thing that stuck out to me was Leatherface’s age. Why set it in the future and go out of your way to make Leatherface look old when it has zero bearing on the film?
    Leatherface has zero limitations that would be associated with advanced age in the film, he’s still an unstoppable killing machine who can get shot, stabbed and cut by his own chainsaw and still be standing, not to mention there were scenes where he was sprinting with a 70lb chainsaw in hand. A chainsaw that was stashed in a dirty wall for god knows how long and worked perfectly right away no less 😂

    • @raymondlaspina7870
      @raymondlaspina7870 2 роки тому +8

      @RunningOnEmpty exactly, Leatherface was always just a tool his family used to protect themselves, he was always just the guard dog of the family. Now they want to make him into Michael Myers 🙄

    • @ASSOpid
      @ASSOpid 2 роки тому

      Chainsaws don't weight 70lbs..LOL Average weight of one is about 10 to 15lbs. But yes I agree about it starting. Also that thing never runs out of fuel and it runs soooo quite.

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 2 роки тому +1

      He is actually stronger 8n his 70s than he was in hisn 20s. Original Leatherface could be hurt, reacted to it, and could be outsmarted. This one isn't even human.

    • @СамоубийствоМышь
      @СамоубийствоМышь 2 роки тому

      @@raymondlaspina7870 Well there have been old people that are still agile as hell sooooooooooo................

    • @raymondlaspina7870
      @raymondlaspina7870 2 роки тому

      @@СамоубийствоМышь my point still stands

  • @MrCaboose83
    @MrCaboose83 2 роки тому +160

    I give the scene of leatherface pelting the one chick off the stairs and straight into the crawl space a 10/10, hadnt laughed that hard in a long while. Great scene *chef kiss*

    • @dogsbreakfast4952
      @dogsbreakfast4952 2 роки тому +11

      And she just gets up and crawls away 😂

    • @bogonzomd
      @bogonzomd 2 роки тому +4

      gotta love Leatherface coming in with fucking Mjolnir and smashing a bitch through the floor

    • @spiderboy-fm3cv
      @spiderboy-fm3cv 2 роки тому +2

      It was so casual lol

    • @Ninja_Bryden
      @Ninja_Bryden 2 роки тому +2

      @@bogonzomd MJOLNIR LMFAO

  • @javieremoya
    @javieremoya 2 роки тому +206

    This film is going to date itself so hard…
    It’s messages won’t resonate any other time period than today…
    Classic horror is dated (sets, tech, year), but it’s themes are timeless

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 2 роки тому +46

      You mean sjws are finally going to either stop being stupid dumfuks or justgo away,and this movie wont make sense any more?
      Yaayyyyyy, I'll take that. That's not a bad thing 😂

    • @Ryan-kc5pl
      @Ryan-kc5pl 2 роки тому +25

      @@Robert-ms2xs see them all the time. They're weird as shit because they've never had true hardships in life.

    • @redtukeguy4263
      @redtukeguy4263 2 роки тому +2

      Well said.

    • @jibodagrey6500
      @jibodagrey6500 2 роки тому +6

      @@Ryan-kc5pl how many "communists" do you see daily? LOL fascists are funny af

    • @HonkeyKong54
      @HonkeyKong54 2 роки тому +10

      @@Robert-ms2xs lol they 100000% are realistic.

  • @mynxalexandriamorose
    @mynxalexandriamorose Рік тому +1

    the bus scene was soooooo dumb, none of them tried to run past him as he's killing other ppl? they wait til the last minute to try to exit through windows. it made no sense at all. NONE!

  • @thehumantoeRD
    @thehumantoeRD 2 роки тому +231

    I think one of the things that took me out of it was the chainsaw itself. When I think of leatherface I think of a huge logging chainsaw thats almost as big as he is.... not a little Home Depot babies first chainsaw. It made me giggle every time I saw it.

    • @michaelthomas5433
      @michaelthomas5433 2 роки тому +3

      Well it had to fit nicely in the wall so size was probably an issue. ?;- )

    • @thehumantoeRD
      @thehumantoeRD 2 роки тому

      @@michaelthomas5433 true!

    • @tonyj9743
      @tonyj9743 2 роки тому +20

      Yet that chainsaw was still slicing through objects like a godamned lightsaber!

    • @ImOutOfMtDew
      @ImOutOfMtDew 2 роки тому +12

      He's like 70 years old he cant handle a big chainsaw anymore lol

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 2 роки тому +2

      want a big chainsaw? Watch the movie Mandy, there's a dude with the biggest chainsaw ever!

  • @g-moneyy7707
    @g-moneyy7707 2 роки тому +74

    It was more a comedy than horror. Any person with decent firearm skills could kill leather face SOOO easily with that shotgun. And that’s basically every American lol

    • @destrocrimson
      @destrocrimson 2 роки тому +3

      I think its the idea that you have to lacking a "big" dick to be good with a firearm. Ive run into many anti gun people and thats the go too insult when they find out you can shoot a gun.

    • @S1D3W1ND3R015
      @S1D3W1ND3R015 2 роки тому +12

      I was rooting for leatherface in the first 5 mins when they were harassing a man for his 2A rights. I find it ironic (may be the point in the movie idk) that she USES A GUN to protect herself. Only like 99% of gun owners in America.

    • @S1D3W1ND3R015
      @S1D3W1ND3R015 2 роки тому +10

      @@destrocrimson Yep. Pretty much bodyshaming anyone who carries a gun for protection. "MuSt HaVE a SmaaLL dICk)

    • @jeremygarcia25
      @jeremygarcia25 2 роки тому +1

      @@destrocrimson eh fuck em I went to a few protect the second protests gun people are fucking awesome. Pick a guy say hey I like your gun then get sold on the gun fuck yea :p anti gun people are sticks In the mud

    • @destrocrimson
      @destrocrimson 2 роки тому

      @@S1D3W1ND3R015 I really dont know the way the movie flips back and forth. The bro your going to get cancelled thing was such an chance to say f u to those types by having leatherface kill them all right then and there

  • @TonyStark-vv2ne
    @TonyStark-vv2ne 2 роки тому +83

    I was just laughing during the movie 😂. The acting was awful, the only decent actor dies fighting the Killer. THAT ending was perfect tho, The Killer starts dancing like he won the VICTORY ROYAL 😂😂👌!

    • @Daduu
      @Daduu 2 роки тому +7

      Dude for real he starting dancing with the chainsaw 😂😂 like wth is this a parody

    • @FearTheLivingDFG
      @FearTheLivingDFG 2 роки тому +6

      First Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie? That dance is a staple of the character XD

    • @gayoputranda5720
      @gayoputranda5720 2 роки тому +1

      Watch the first movie and u will understand that dance reference

    • @JeffreyColey
      @JeffreyColey 2 роки тому

      @@gayoputranda5720 The only reason he did that was because he cut himself and went into a retard rage. Him just dancing after a kill is moronic.

    • @JeffreyColey
      @JeffreyColey 2 роки тому

      @@FearTheLivingDFG The only reason he did that was because he cut himself and went into a retard rage. Him just dancing after a kill is moronic.

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 2 роки тому +188

    I definitely have to say this is a clear candidate for the worst movie of 2022

    • @jakey14344
      @jakey14344 2 роки тому +14

      > worst movie of 2020
      Bruce Willis be like: pfft. Amateurs.

    • @anthonyf616
      @anthonyf616 2 роки тому +4

      Its February.....

    • @redtukeguy4263
      @redtukeguy4263 2 роки тому +1

      Lots of time for more stinkers!

    • @KAMP_HaVok
      @KAMP_HaVok 2 роки тому +6

      Nahhh it’s not that bad

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 2 роки тому

      I'll probably wait and see before maybe adding it as a candidate for worst film of the year. But it's definitely very bad. It's a giant turd

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 2 роки тому +80

    I wasn’t even aware that they made another Texas chainsaw massacre

    • @Ken_Mochi
      @Ken_Mochi 2 роки тому +4

      same

    • @sirleeproductions
      @sirleeproductions 2 роки тому

      bruh

    • @shadowlinkbds
      @shadowlinkbds 2 роки тому +6

      Neither did I but it looks like I didn't miss much.

    • @jarotheboar8398
      @jarotheboar8398 2 роки тому +2

      Same here, no announcements, no ad, nothing
      It's like they're aware that the film will suck asscheeks

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 2 роки тому +1

      Looks like Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a......Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Get it!? Ok I'm logging off.

  • @CRUELLANDER
    @CRUELLANDER 9 місяців тому +1

    No the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on a case that took place in Wisconsin. Ed Gein was the criminal involved that inspired the Texas Chainsaw Massacre films.

  • @SoraTheHappyEmo
    @SoraTheHappyEmo 2 роки тому +78

    My fiancee hated it. I'm sending this video to her. Time to conscript another to the Angry Joe army!!

  • @Dreggy990
    @Dreggy990 2 роки тому +48

    Love how Alex was like “nah not going to do it”

  • @laurwolfxd_3830
    @laurwolfxd_3830 2 роки тому +1

    I guess the message here was 'overcome your fears' or 'You're stronger than you think' because first we have this girl Layla, she overcomes her fear of guns when she starts using guns towards the end of the movie and then you have Sally who even though went through some crazy sh*t dealing with Cannibals/Butchers, was shown dealing/working with meat like a Butcher. Not only that but the fact that she also stayed in Texas even though Leatherface was never found by the cops

  • @XSilentDiscipleX
    @XSilentDiscipleX 2 роки тому +26

    One of my students told me today he was excited for a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. Looking forward to letting him know it was super shit.

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 2 роки тому +3

      He wont believe you

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter 2 роки тому +1

      You should hype up how good it is then watch his explode. I managed to scare people with MLP "Party of One" lol

    • @Cl3arBubbles
      @Cl3arBubbles 2 роки тому +1

      if you're anti the woke culture and sjw's you'll enjoy it because they get destroyed lol

  • @Eleiem
    @Eleiem 2 роки тому +65

    4 mins into the movie and I was already rooting for Leatherface. Were the producers trying to make us hate the protagonist or are they just THAT oblivious?

    • @Userunknown0010
      @Userunknown0010 2 роки тому +4

      Right at that movie mark i was saying o please god can leatherface come and kill every single one of them , please dear lord ! Hahaha

    • @fillerbunnyninjashark271
      @fillerbunnyninjashark271 2 роки тому

      That's always the point of a slasher

    • @1997lordofdoom
      @1997lordofdoom 2 роки тому +14

      You were supposed to hate them, the movie also tells you that they were wrong about owning the house since the find that the old lady did indeed pay off her debt.

    • @oeab8167
      @oeab8167 2 роки тому

      I know

  • @HyborianAge
    @HyborianAge 2 роки тому +1

    How the hell does Leatherface end up in an orphanage? Hello? He's called Leatherface for a reason. He massacred a bunch of people. He's the definition of massacre. But no. He lives with a bunch of kids and an old lady instead of a prison for the criminally insane.

  • @felix_hernandez98
    @felix_hernandez98 2 роки тому +134

    Did anyone else find it so funny when leatherface threw the hammer at the girl on the stairway. Then she flew in the air then went through the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @volkswagenjoe18
      @volkswagenjoe18 2 роки тому +14

      Dude that scene was ridiculously stupid… she wasn’t even winded or bruised. She got right back up.

    • @boulderpunchingredfield5315
      @boulderpunchingredfield5315 2 роки тому +7

      Omg so amazing. The physics in that scene were spot on.

    • @THE-NC2
      @THE-NC2 2 роки тому +2

      *threw

    • @thegreatpoo2electricboogal318
      @thegreatpoo2electricboogal318 2 роки тому +2

      @@THE-NC2 dude how you gonna try to correct somebody and use the wrong word 🤣

    • @TheButcherGorr
      @TheButcherGorr 2 роки тому +1

      @@thegreatpoo2electricboogal318 huh

  • @gam3rtim352
    @gam3rtim352 2 роки тому +2

    Character: “I don’t like guns.”
    Character: Moves to Texas… The gun state.

  • @punishedghost4970
    @punishedghost4970 2 роки тому +71

    My biggest issue was how overpowered Leatherface was. Dude gets shot like what three times and gets stabbed in the gut and only slightly bleeds out?

    • @mdalos0624
      @mdalos0624 2 роки тому +34

      I agree
      Leatherface is just a human being not muscular Michael myers

    • @White-Zeta
      @White-Zeta 2 роки тому +12

      agreed, too Jason like.

    • @greedyyawgoo5635
      @greedyyawgoo5635 2 роки тому +16

      not only that he is supposed to be a very old man....

    • @XDarksoulX1129
      @XDarksoulX1129 2 роки тому

      That’s him in all of them

    • @exvalos6402
      @exvalos6402 2 роки тому +6

      Dont forget he also drowned, yet caught up to the car in the end. Not to mention his super strength.

  • @fedoraking3611
    @fedoraking3611 2 роки тому +37

    I always feel like horror movies have the hardest time being consistently good.
    It's either 1 good movie and bad sequels; or they're all bad, but they keep making them anyway.

    • @nickrivas6429
      @nickrivas6429 2 роки тому +8

      Horror movies are the best example of studio suits pushing something for the sake of money.

    • @THE-NC2
      @THE-NC2 2 роки тому +1

      True, but horror movies now always have bad remakes

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 2 роки тому +3

      Part of the issue I think also has to do with how most people on average don't seem to care about consistently holding horror films to high standards. For some, as long as there are jump scares, it's good enough for them.

    • @EvilDemon69
      @EvilDemon69 2 роки тому +1

      @@nickrivas6429 You think they making movies for free not even Charlie Chaplins movies were free 😂

    • @nickrivas6429
      @nickrivas6429 2 роки тому

      @@EvilDemon69 Yes movies are made to make money smartass. However movies are also entertainment and an artform. Certain Horror movies are made to be a one and done story. But studio exces have always pushed squeals to them just to milk it. It's no different to how companies like EA and Activision over monetize videos games. This just ends up ruining horror movie franchises and we end up with worse and worse quality writing and acting. If you truly wanna make money, make a good horror movie and if a franchise is gonna be made then do it in a clever manner.

  • @AMan-iv2rb
    @AMan-iv2rb 2 роки тому +8

    The flag scene was HILARIOUS. Imagine being upset over something you wouldn't even know about unless someone told you about it

    • @goober69er
      @goober69er 2 роки тому +7

      Today’s people are soft. The real people who lived during these atrocities would probably be offended by how sensitive people with pretty dang good lives in comparison are.

  • @itachi112ify
    @itachi112ify 2 роки тому +42

    3 out of 10 is too generous for this trash heap, it’s definitely 1 out of 10 territory

    • @ButterCookie1984
      @ButterCookie1984 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @drlee2
      @drlee2 2 роки тому +1

      Even when Angry Joe hates something, he still finds a way to overrate it! lol

  • @PixelPhantom85
    @PixelPhantom85 2 роки тому +37

    I expected this to be bad. I enjoyed the kills and was happy to see all the annoying ass characters be killed off.

    • @Schrogs
      @Schrogs 2 роки тому +2

      Same here. Actually enjoyed it quite a bit

  • @mondomacabromajor5731
    @mondomacabromajor5731 2 роки тому +1

    Terrible terrible script ... lousy lousy acting ... awful awful direction - so stupid. 4/10 Leatherface was cool but not enough to save this mess....

  • @augierivera3290
    @augierivera3290 2 роки тому +77

    OJ is right: the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based on Ed Gein and his story, who lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin.
    I was with the movie (enjoying, not loving) up until the third act. All of the choices made there were absolutely fucking stupid, especially involving Sally Hardesty.

    • @arcotroll8530
      @arcotroll8530 2 роки тому +5

      Hi. Did you get any idea why THE FUCK did that stupid driver stop the bus opened the door and got off? They show absolutely no valid reason for it I'm sure.

    • @augierivera3290
      @augierivera3290 2 роки тому +1

      @@arcotroll8530 The whole third act is a hot mess. Like, I would’ve been driving on the rims. Why the hell get out?!

    • @arcotroll8530
      @arcotroll8530 2 роки тому

      @@augierivera3290 Yeah, there isn't a single frame explaining why he stopped. How can they be so inept?

    • @420simpson
      @420simpson 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah is weird how people think the original is a true story. Yeah it’s based off Ed Gein…. but there was no dude in Texas who killed people with a chainsaw. Kinda like Blair witch just tricked people into thinking it’s a true story. The true part was just a killer who kept human body parts as tokens from his kills and wore their skin as a mask. Same dude buffalo bill in Silence of the Lambs is based off.

    • @lacydoe
      @lacydoe 2 роки тому +2

      @@arcotroll8530 you hear the chainsaw a little after the cam pans to leather face in the alley when the bus just starts to move. He prob got a tire. That was light though. How the hell did that lady get up after being gutted by a chainsaw, lifted up in the air on the chainsaw, get tossed 20 ft and still be able to let off two shots 10 mins later………… oh and be able to talk and out a shell in the shotgun Lls

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 2 роки тому +6

    How do you fuck up a movie about Leatherface massacring a bunch of self-righteous SJWs? This should've been internet gold.

  • @jr_fishing9287
    @jr_fishing9287 2 роки тому +13

    just watched this during my weekend trip to San Antonio. me and my wife were laughing so hard at how stupid this movie was.

  • @AstaIsAMonster
    @AstaIsAMonster 2 роки тому +114

    *I ❤️ these AJ and OJ reviews the chemistry is unmatched.* 💪🏽
    7:51-9:27 & 20:12-22:58 & 24:36-25:10 *Best funny moments.* 😂

  • @artifice7838
    @artifice7838 2 роки тому +128

    The cinematography and stuff was great, beautiful shot when Sally finds the sheriff's bodies and the lightning glows up the sky for example. Good sound design as well and the kills were ok as you said other than cg blood. So yeah, it was definitely filmed competently but the story was just bs tbh. I hope this crew get another shot with a great writer because for a slasher it was really well filmed if you just love cinema in general.

    • @ziontea7045
      @ziontea7045 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah most Netflix films and shows always have great cinematography

    • @popcornwithafork
      @popcornwithafork 2 роки тому +2

      I agree, it was well made for the most part despite the fake looking sets. The story though was just complete trash.

    • @Law2120
      @Law2120 2 роки тому +1

      I really enjoyed this movie.

    • @mersongrim
      @mersongrim 2 роки тому

      Agreed.

    • @fuzzyfennec7493
      @fuzzyfennec7493 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, credit where it's due: very well shot, good editing (fast paced, not much filler), actors were decent, dialogue sounded natural, lots of gore and brutal violence
      You could call it simple junk food horror, and it delivered on that

  • @TonySilvey13
    @TonySilvey13 Рік тому +2

    I gave up on the movie after 10 minutes. Just turned it off and never went back 😂

  • @Beatle4sale
    @Beatle4sale 2 роки тому +55

    The ending was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while!

    • @bko7492
      @bko7492 2 роки тому +15

      The dude literally emoted on his kill

    • @AggressiveSushi
      @AggressiveSushi 2 роки тому +3

      @@bko7492 that was the best part of the movie for me lmao. the taunt was glorious then he goes crazy swinging the saw around

    • @nightmareman9960
      @nightmareman9960 2 роки тому +1

      Man i was so pissed off screaming when they shot leather face twice in the chest with a 12 gauge then uppercut him with a chainsaw. (which wasn’t even rev’d btw) all I wanted was that chick to die and my boy pulled through as soon as they got in the car I knew exact where this was going.

    • @jaydawg7229
      @jaydawg7229 2 роки тому +1

      @@bko7492 it's the saw dance from the first movie...just in case nobody knew🤣

    • @ShaneStanley109
      @ShaneStanley109 2 роки тому +1

      Facts

  • @St3veHimself
    @St3veHimself 2 роки тому +34

    When they crashed the Sally's car, you cant really blame that on the characters. They were probably trying to turn on the cars auto pilot

    • @Redmist-se7ld
      @Redmist-se7ld 2 роки тому +6

      They should have driven away plus they wasted the character sally

    • @CharlieCabralos
      @CharlieCabralos 2 роки тому

      @@Redmist-se7ld I think her character was almost redeemed after getting fucking annihilated and then still coming back to save the girl and toss her the shotgun. Everything else she did was so ducking dumb tho

    • @Garciai-lp4jd
      @Garciai-lp4jd 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @C.Mustard
      @C.Mustard 2 роки тому

      I doubt auto pilot would even work in that area.

  • @SLG493
    @SLG493 2 роки тому +42

    This film is amazing. The whole point of the movie is the opposite of go woke go broke. Watching leatherface kill all the politically correct SJWs was the most therapeutic thing I have seen in ages. Leatherface is the good guy.

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 2 роки тому +4

      Well these people are "woke", and their bodies get "broke"... with a chainsaw.

    • @raymondlaspina7870
      @raymondlaspina7870 2 роки тому +6

      None of that makes the movie any good. It's still a dumpster fire of a movie

    • @petervenkman9838
      @petervenkman9838 2 роки тому +6

      @@raymondlaspina7870 Nah its really not. Its intentionally stupid because its not trying to be some really complex social commentary. It's actually mocking that by making the characters obvious assholes that think they're the moral authority but then showing how little leatherface cares by just having him brutalise them.
      It's more faithful to the original movie than any of the remakes or remasters that have come out over the past 20 years. At least this one doesn't try to be really complex or deep, it just sets a decent backdrop with extremely obnoxious characters then has leatherface massacre them in creative and extremely entertaining ways.
      As someone old enough to remember back when the slasher genre started let me tell you they were all always intentionally dumb. The characters were very rarely likeable and the stories were never considered genius level writing. No one cared back then, you went to slashers to see people get slashed. No dumbass agenda, no stupid social commentary, just good gory fun. This movie has that in spades.

    • @SLG493
      @SLG493 2 роки тому +2

      @@petervenkman9838 Well said 👍🤘

    • @SLG493
      @SLG493 2 роки тому +2

      @@raymondlaspina7870 Nope it was great fun and you seriously underestimate how fun it was to watch the millennials get toasted!!!

  • @eric_of_weird2776
    @eric_of_weird2776 2 роки тому +7

    When I read "A group of influencers" my expectations hit the floor. After I watched it I realized the floor was to high. I had to spend two hours in the basement to even things out.

  • @hoodaguy
    @hoodaguy 2 роки тому +11

    It was DOA when the synopsis starts with "In this sequel, influencers looking to..."

  • @rigbone6227
    @rigbone6227 2 роки тому +22

    Honestly I love the scene in the bus, freaking leather face walks into a bus full of people with his chainsaw, how do the people react? ‘Pulls phone out’, “try anything and you’re cancelled!” I am not a huge fan of gore, but I forgot it was a horror film for a second as I remembered the trailer where the next words were “Oh shit” then gets brutally chainsawed. Don’t know why but I feel like that would have been a scene from a parody or comedy skit about the horror genre, but after seeing that seen in the trailer I could not help but laugh, “try anything and your cancelled” proceeds to try anyways with chainsaw.

    • @JohnDoe-sl6di
      @JohnDoe-sl6di 2 роки тому +3

      Can’t write a good story so pander to the lowest common denominator

    • @jessebrown1996
      @jessebrown1996 2 роки тому +3

      Just such a bad decision, majority of horror fans aren't right wing yet this entire movie just felt like right propaganda.

    • @StoneColdElvisCat316
      @StoneColdElvisCat316 Рік тому +1

      @@jessebrown1996 i don't see any propaganda. This movie was ridiculous on multiple levels and i don't see any politics involved within it.

    • @morriganrenfield8240
      @morriganrenfield8240 Рік тому

      @@StoneColdElvisCat316 yeah there’s no politics. Canceling is ANY side of the political sphere

  • @ChaosPrototypeIX
    @ChaosPrototypeIX 2 роки тому +105

    This just hit me, what if this movie is made just to be one huge dump on those cringe influencers/sjws and make fun of them? What if people who made it actually hate them with that much of a passion? That would actually make me appreciate the movie.

    • @Vonsiatsky
      @Vonsiatsky 2 роки тому +27

      Keep dreaming.... unfortunately they were 1000% serious.

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 2 роки тому +10

      You know everybody tried to use this with that woke sex and the city reboot and I'll tell you the same thing I told them you know damn well that creators are sjws 🤣😭

    • @freddied8479
      @freddied8479 2 роки тому +26

      @@retronerds6884 I doubt it. That bus scene was clearly meant to make fun of people like that.

    • @TheJegame
      @TheJegame 2 роки тому +5

      Even if that's the case, take in consideration that Texas Chainsaw Massacre comes from a real story, wich is even worst than what you see in the OG movies. The simple fact that the leather face got popular gives me the chill when I think that people were actually killed by a monster.
      I can get by the slashers, Jason, Freddy Krugger, Michael Myers been the "cool" killer, kimda like the last Haloween did, where you WANT to see him kill people. Difference is, Myers doesnt exist, or st least isnt 100% based on a real life event where kids got torture and skinned so that this fucking evil of a thing could do masks and furnitures out of it.

    • @bigbeefy111
      @bigbeefy111 2 роки тому

      @@TheJegame Who is leatherface based on? I thought he was based on Ed Geen.

  • @JasonSmith-gn9zj
    @JasonSmith-gn9zj 2 роки тому +24

    I’m amazed at how long that chain saw was able to run without being refuled, not even once

    • @Schrogs
      @Schrogs 2 роки тому +2

      It is also bullet proof haha

    • @joshual6305
      @joshual6305 2 роки тому +1

      And after being in a wall for 30 years

    • @trevertravis8963
      @trevertravis8963 2 роки тому +1

      It’s a hybrid. What with climate change and all.

    • @raymondhinds3199
      @raymondhinds3199 2 роки тому

      it's a black & decker what do you expect?

    • @raymondhinds3199
      @raymondhinds3199 2 роки тому

      @@jmedrano704 yes it was..

  • @Starfals
    @Starfals 2 роки тому +1

    Lesson of the movie - Guns are bad, but if there is a chainsaw against you, guns are great!

  • @frosty4416
    @frosty4416 2 роки тому +97

    I was laughing the whole time especially end when he cut the girls head off and was holding it up like the rock with a title belt lmfaooo

    • @leonardolopes6360
      @leonardolopes6360 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah, but that was so unexpected, like he did all that in 4s, I blinked and looked at my phone and he was hailimg the head

    • @TonyCox1351
      @TonyCox1351 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah this movie rocked. Loved watching the ‘dumb millenial’ caricatures get slaughtered. I think the people hating it just weren’t in on the joke

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 роки тому +1

      this dumb movie existed

    • @CheesyNoodlez
      @CheesyNoodlez 2 роки тому +2

      That was the best part of the movie. Her and Dante were absolutely insufferable

    • @leonardolopes6360
      @leonardolopes6360 2 роки тому +2

      @@CheesyNoodlez Dante's death and that black girl's one were the best imo, I found them obnoxious and hateful as hell,both were trashy af

  • @DrunkStormtrooper
    @DrunkStormtrooper 2 роки тому +35

    “These sjw’s are just shitty people”
    Me: yeah what else is new

    • @aFlyMothaLova
      @aFlyMothaLova 2 роки тому +1

      All are lol

    • @DrunkStormtrooper
      @DrunkStormtrooper 2 роки тому

      @@aFlyMothaLova amen to that

    • @raidermaxx2324
      @raidermaxx2324 2 роки тому

      says the literal "nazi stormtroper" and all around nice incel guy

    • @x_VALTIEL_x
      @x_VALTIEL_x 2 роки тому +2

      @raidermaxx23 Cringe, you obviously don't even know what incel means, but you wouldn't be a stereotypical sjw if you wouldn't start an argument without using the words "Nazi, sexist, racist, incel, homophobe, transphobe" 😂 What a cliche lmao

    • @raidermaxx2324
      @raidermaxx2324 2 роки тому

      @@x_VALTIEL_x Ok so you believe that there is no systemic racism in our justice system? And that police are not overly violent towards minorities? You talk a big game, so prove it. LMAO

  • @Hero-hs4gt
    @Hero-hs4gt 2 роки тому +3

    Leatherface is national hero in this movie.

  • @S1D3W1ND3R015
    @S1D3W1ND3R015 2 роки тому +22

    Didn't even last 5 minutes as they were literally harassing a guy for his 2A rights at the gas station. In Texas. You don't like guns. Move to California or UK/Australia.

    • @rektz2457
      @rektz2457 2 роки тому +1

      Facts! Sjw nazis hate America

    • @S1D3W1ND3R015
      @S1D3W1ND3R015 2 роки тому +2

      Then she uses a gun to protect herself. Only like 99% of gun owners in America yet she harassed a man in the beginning.

    • @dislikebutton2837
      @dislikebutton2837 2 роки тому +1

      Bro it’s a movie lmao they really got you that triggered

    • @S1D3W1ND3R015
      @S1D3W1ND3R015 2 роки тому

      @@dislikebutton2837 Didn't know I wasn't allowed to give my opinion on a video giving opinions. My bad dude.

    • @dislikebutton2837
      @dislikebutton2837 2 роки тому +1

      @@S1D3W1ND3R015 dam sounding real liberal to me

  • @DanielGarcia-us7tf
    @DanielGarcia-us7tf 2 роки тому +10

    I would like to see in a sequel that takes place several days later for a priest of another town to take Leatherface in when he finds him by the side of the road malnourished. The priest by giving him shelter and soothing his violent ways by being caring and accepting along with a family member of his. The priest could be someone that has been a war veteran and is struggling with the violence within him as he has many weapons in his house. Then if someone like a family member of the priest from that town gets killed by the problematic son of the most powerful politician of the town that covers up for him every time then that would have the priest and Leatherface unleashed against the corrupt people that work for the mayor. All this needs is a despicable villain to be the mayor like a Clancy Brown or a John Malkovich and a likeable lead to be the priest which could be someone like Michael Rooker, Ed Harris, Devon Sawa, Scott Adkins or Bob Odenkirk.

    • @kato093
      @kato093 2 роки тому

      And the mayor is a super woke Californian that wants to turn a texan town into a bum city, giving away free crack and crack pipes from the secret governament crack supply they import by smuggling Mexican children.

    • @1997lordofdoom
      @1997lordofdoom 2 роки тому +1

      @@kato093 You watch too much Fox news buddy.

    • @kato093
      @kato093 2 роки тому

      @@1997lordofdoom i don't watch fox news buddy. That is what CNN told you that fox news says, because CNN and MSNBS don't talk about news, they talk about how fox and trump, both bad.
      DEA: " most illegal drugs enter via mexico".
      Border patrol "drug smuggling surges and cartels are concentrating on sending meth, heroin and fentanyl from Mexico to US".
      Biden and US officials "smuggle hundreds of thousands of illegal Mexicans across the entire US using planes and buses. Decide to give away drug kits with crack pipes and needles"...
      Mmmmmm.....i Wonder if those are connected....mmm...it's not like the US has ever supplied crack to the blacks...it's not like the us smuggled cocaine from Columbia and Mexico with El Chapo and Pablo escobar...it's not like the US smuggled a fuckton of opium and heroine from Afghanistan....
      The biggest druglord in the world is the US governament buddy

    • @raidermaxx2324
      @raidermaxx2324 2 роки тому

      wow this oddly specific.. This a fantasy of your for awhile??

  • @Spindler2007
    @Spindler2007 2 роки тому +1

    This is basically Leatherface vs SJWs. What's next for the sequel? Leatherface vs Karens?

  • @ThePhillydon22
    @ThePhillydon22 2 роки тому +51

    Man I wouldve loved to see Alex tear this one up but good on him for getting out of this lmao

    • @TomLehockySVK
      @TomLehockySVK 2 роки тому

      Would "have". Or do you also say "I of a surprise for you" ?

    • @datboiparsa3430
      @datboiparsa3430 2 роки тому +1

      @@TomLehockySVK 🤓

  • @jamesmiller6294
    @jamesmiller6294 2 роки тому +31

    I made it to the part where the old lady locked them in the car couldn’t watch anymore after that lol it was sooooo stupid they had to be doing this strictly for the kills

    • @dmon3331
      @dmon3331 2 роки тому +7

      Duh why else do slasher movies get made?

    • @tydendurler9574
      @tydendurler9574 2 роки тому +3

      @@dmon3331 people are so dumbed down with their Netflix and shit, they watch Red Notice and say "yeah, great movie, had so much fun" and then they watch TCM and say "boooh ahaha what a dumb movie"😒

    • @DANE89
      @DANE89 2 роки тому

      Yeah I got to the bus scene, then I had to bail 🤣 the bad acting was just to muchh

  • @jojowisa1270
    @jojowisa1270 2 роки тому +8

    The Joe Other Joe charisma is why I watch. Nothing makes me smile harder than hearing g you guys interact. I lost all emotion but you guys with no drugs can make the world happy

  • @stevensmith5784
    @stevensmith5784 2 роки тому +7

    Having watched this whole video, without watching this movie, without any intention of ever seeing it in the future, sounds like the message in this movie was: *Don't mess with Texas*

  • @ThisNameIsBanned
    @ThisNameIsBanned 2 роки тому +55

    Every time a studio is re-working a "final shot" by any director, they should include it at least in some kind of product as extra material.
    So fans can decide if it was better or not.

    • @fillerbunnyninjashark271
      @fillerbunnyninjashark271 2 роки тому

      With blu-ray being internet dependent and streaming prevalent with everything, you'd think they'd just give an option to vote...

    • @crow_g1639
      @crow_g1639 2 роки тому

      It was trash regarless

  • @AndreaDuh
    @AndreaDuh 2 роки тому +2

    "We hate guns." Also, "Let's move to an abandoned town in the middle of deep red Texas."

  • @Neogueye
    @Neogueye 2 роки тому +54

    I laughed so hard when he made that little dance with the chainsaw at the end of the movie 😂

    • @igretrovods9189
      @igretrovods9189 2 роки тому +9

      Just like in the original

    • @antonioricaud5308
      @antonioricaud5308 2 роки тому +9

      It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre tradition that someone does a little dance with a chainsaw at the very end of the movie.

    • @dominiclane8538
      @dominiclane8538 2 роки тому +2

      Hard-core butcher ,angry Jo is a mug

    • @leedaneil4997
      @leedaneil4997 2 роки тому

      Emote

  • @thomasallen4340
    @thomasallen4340 2 роки тому +3

    Netflix is trash so this didn't surprise me

  • @nothinghereligma3363
    @nothinghereligma3363 2 роки тому +1

    For once I agree with you. This movie is so stupid. Like why did the bus driver just get out?? There was no reason and the black lady never called the cops. In the world where everyone in the bus has phones and are recording no one bothered to call the cops.
    I was rooting for the mechanic to beat up the chainsaw psycho cuz it was so annoying how he's smart and backs off unlike Jason or Michael Myers. He drops his chainsaw and sprints his way out the carnival and towards the woods wtf...
    I'm not a fan of mutilation so the entire movie I was just not feeling it.

  • @markcostello5120
    @markcostello5120 2 роки тому +4

    A magical chainsaw that cuts through cast iron sewage pipes and doesn't blunt, starts after 50years in a wall with no rust on any exposed surfaces. With magical fuel that will still burn after 50 years.
    Totally believable..

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 2 роки тому

      I said the same thing and my friend's husband told me to turn my brain off for a minute 🤣🤣 I was totally not believing that saws can go through that much bone and wetness and not shut off.

  • @Amber_xo_133
    @Amber_xo_133 2 роки тому +14

    The first Texas Chainsaw movie to feature the original's main character, Sally. However, in this film, she is played by Olwen Fouéré as the original actor, Marilyn Burns, tragically passed away on August 5, 2014.
    The film was initially stated for a theatrical release sometime in 2021 but all plans were scrapped due to a string of disastrous test screenings. It was subsequently sold to Netflix.
    On August 24, 2020, initial directors and brothers Ryan Tohill and Andy Tohill split from the project during the film's first week of production in Bulgaria. The duo was replaced with David Blue Garcia, who scrapped and reshot the previous footage.
    John Larroquette serves as the Narrator in this film, as well the original 1974 version.
    Like all other sequels and remakes of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and unlike the original, this version contracts "chainsaw" into a single word in the title.
    The sound effect of the barbecue lid being opened is a musical cue from the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
    The population sign at the edge of Harlow says "population 1974" which is the year the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre film was released.
    The name of the county the film takes place in as well as the Sheriff's department is "Hooper County". This is a nod to the co-creater of TCM as well as the original 1974 film's director: Tobe Hooper
    The road sign says Harlow pop. 1974. The original movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, came out in year of 1974.
    Kill Count: 7 + 9 (shown) on bus = 16 (more were assumed killed off-camera on bus) (+1 if you count Leatherface's mom)

    • @raidermaxx2324
      @raidermaxx2324 2 роки тому +2

      this comment was actually a decent informative comment, which is like finding a unicorn irl in this comment section

  • @JDMEXforme
    @JDMEXforme 2 роки тому +1

    The Jessica Biel version and its prequel was 10x better. This new version was just a cash grab. The Gen Z's getting slaughtered was the best part. The ending was stupid. There will be another version for sure maybe in 3 years.

  • @Johny40Se7en
    @Johny40Se7en 2 роки тому +18

    When the audience is collectively voting for the baddie to win, you just KNOW that the "good" characters are f*cking annoying as shit and useless 😅😂🤣
    Great review, love the banter all the way through 👍

    • @lello2031
      @lello2031 2 роки тому +2

      Teens and slashers. Has anyone actually not rooted for Jason, Freddy or MM?

  • @tylerking93
    @tylerking93 2 роки тому +36

    Was it stupid? YES…. Was it entertaining? YES!!!!!!! Really enjoyed it and want to watch it again.

    • @greedyyawgoo5635
      @greedyyawgoo5635 2 роки тому +6

      Yes esp this movie is clearly about a Killer who massacres a bunch of SJW...

    • @summerforever6736
      @summerforever6736 2 роки тому +1

      Idid buy it on VHS

    • @TampaAries
      @TampaAries 2 роки тому +5

      Movie was extremely boring.

    • @ObliviousJordan
      @ObliviousJordan 2 роки тому +3

      Man I can’t wait to NOT watch this movie again wtf

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 2 роки тому

      @@summerforever6736 😄

  • @darthzo4493
    @darthzo4493 10 місяців тому +2

    The remake in 2003 i think was way better it was suspense it was terrifying it had u on the edge this remake had non of that it was just a bloody cash grab and its a shame

  • @RVered
    @RVered 2 роки тому +22

    I never thought the OG was scary, nor was it a perfect film. But it's like Sam Raimi's Spiderman; it's so weird, bizarre and unique, there's nothing else like it. And this movie, if there wasn't a face-wearing chainsaw-wielding murderer, could've been any other horror movie from the past ten years. As a movie buff, I'm convinced they reworked the plot to fit this universe. It was originally an idea for a different film that they just slapped a famous IP all over.

    • @JeffreyColey
      @JeffreyColey 2 роки тому

      The difference is, the OG TCM and SR's Spiderman are GOOD. Not perfect and certainly not without kookiness. But still GOOD. This is shit, even if it did end up being a one off slasher it's still BAD.

    • @RVered
      @RVered 2 роки тому +1

      @@JeffreyColey honestly, I'm more forgiving of failure than a lack of originality; I'd rather a movie be bad than be a copy-paste of every other movie. But this movie is somehow both.

  • @TheSentientCentral
    @TheSentientCentral 2 роки тому +10

    I absolutely love the original Texas chainsaw massacre movie from 74. Sally is my favorite scream queen. I love Halloween and even the 2018 film. Halloween 2018 has its problems, but thats the one where we made mostly all the right decisions. Not so much with this movie. If you're going to bring Sally back, use her! I love Sally, but honestly, I'd like this movie more if it focused on Leather face and made at least one of the influencers liveable. Adding her felt too tacked on and not developed enough, it would have been better if they left her out of the movie. The reason it worked at all for Halloween 2018 is because the OG actress was still alive and they focused on her story. ... Still better than Texas chainsaw 3D LMAFO.

  • @RewdanSprites
    @RewdanSprites 8 місяців тому +1

    I just watched it in 2024 and my partner said "Don't watch it". Wish I listened now 😅.
    Edit: "leatherface kill them all" - that's exactly what I was thinking haha.

  • @lordmolag45000
    @lordmolag45000 2 роки тому +14

    I am so sick of modern day movies thinking that it's ok to push modern political agendas into movie franchises in which those political agendas don't belong with the movie's lore/world. At the end of the day, it only makes both political sides look bad because they constantly go after each other, which doesn't resolve anything, btw.

    • @salgiudice125
      @salgiudice125 2 роки тому

      It's called communist subversion, check it out

  • @ChaosPrototypeIX
    @ChaosPrototypeIX 2 роки тому +5

    The "massacre" part of the movie name was actually referring to the massacring of the franchise and taking a dump on it before pissing on it.

  • @241clearance5
    @241clearance5 2 роки тому +1

    I know it's late but...
    The Polaroid picture "Sally" has in her truck visor...is that the same picture Nubbin's took of them in the van...the one he kinda blew up in there face cus they were stingy hippies?

  • @LimeGuy101
    @LimeGuy101 2 роки тому +17

    "The real Texas Chainsaw"....my guys, there was no real Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the marketing and intro for the original film said it was based on true events, this was a fabrication. It was extremely loosely based on Ed Gein, look him up. The original horror film "Psycho" was also loosely based on Ed Gein, so I guess you could say TCM was based on Psycho? Still a stretch, and yeah there was no real Chainsaw Massacre, ever.

  • @theschubey5878
    @theschubey5878 2 роки тому +6

    Besides the gore The shots, framing, lighting and subtleties were my favorite part (showing the time within the pickup Showing us how much more time before daylight, the flashes of the mothers face in the buses windows as he chops up the bus people).
    I completely agree on the mixed message. With good films they leave you feeling your own way about the intended direction of the film but here I think it’s more like They didn’t know the message they were trying to deliver
    When the country crypt keeper lady got “not” killed The film cringe level went full max but the sister using the saw felt like a TCM2 homage and when she got dead at the end I was like FINALLY

  • @lordcrayzar
    @lordcrayzar 2 роки тому +1

    The real Texas chainsaw was Wisconsin. Isn’t it based on Ed Gein?

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 2 роки тому +9

    My favorite was the one with R. Lee Ermy. The sawyer family is awesome and leatherface was a really cool threat.

  • @michaelknox3715
    @michaelknox3715 2 роки тому +13

    To be honest: If social justice warriors tried to set up a utopia in Texas, a very conservative state, I believed the government would forcibly evict them. At worst run them out of town with guns.

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 2 роки тому +4

      I dunno, those Texans sure love whacko cults setting up shop. I bet if they framed their utopia in terms of mom, football, and Jesus saves they'd probably be left alone

    • @Cantthinkofname-rp3iw
      @Cantthinkofname-rp3iw 2 роки тому +1

      that's a dumb thought

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher 2 роки тому

      Yep! That would be entertaining to see them be thrown out of the country!

  • @Ninja_Bryden
    @Ninja_Bryden 2 роки тому +1

    This movie was just stupid. Not even the funny kind of stupid like Halloween Kills either (I loved that movie). Kinda glad I missed a bunch of the movie when my friends watched it before I joined in.

  • @christrevor3450
    @christrevor3450 2 роки тому +8

    Saw the “wokeness” and “current year” syndrome in the trailer and knew it would suck. Decided to give it a shot anyway just incase I was being judgmental. Couldn’t make it past like the first two kills

    • @samymasaal208
      @samymasaal208 2 роки тому +2

      Honestly there's no way the people that wrote this movie were actually trying to push a left wing agenda. They definitely wrote them like that so that the audience could have some cathartic feeling when they were killed off. This movie was hilariously bad but I really enjoyed watching all the annoying people get killed

    • @chiliflis8660
      @chiliflis8660 2 роки тому

      @@samymasaal208 I have not watched the movie, but I don't care what the intent was. I don't even want to see woke crap mocked in a movie. I don't want movies to be political at all. I just want to watch a regular, and serious horror movie without cringing.

    • @samymasaal208
      @samymasaal208 2 роки тому

      @@chiliflis8660 fair enough

  • @trippybruh1592
    @trippybruh1592 2 роки тому +4

    Sounds like a Netflix quality film.

  • @g0dsf3ar71
    @g0dsf3ar71 2 роки тому +1

    she hates guns? SHE IN THE WRONG STATE!

  • @red_menace1829
    @red_menace1829 2 роки тому +8

    Alex's empty chair speaks more words than Joe or Joe could ever speak 😆 lmao love ya boys.

    • @lacydoe
      @lacydoe 2 роки тому

      And how it’s turned like he quickly got up, “I’ll be back”……………

  • @SuperMurray2009
    @SuperMurray2009 2 роки тому +4

    It still sounds better than Alexandria Daddario playing a 40 year old saying "Do your thing cuz". 🤮

    • @dmon3331
      @dmon3331 2 роки тому +2

      Credit to her she didn't wanna say that stupid line but the director made her. She knew it was a cringe line.

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 2 роки тому

      @@dmon3331 Did she comment on it?

  • @matthix7403
    @matthix7403 Рік тому +1

    Had some good parts to it but just a cheap story and ending is dumb. Leatherface is immortal?

  • @CharlieCabralos
    @CharlieCabralos 2 роки тому +7

    I did enjoy how they changed the setting of the movie, it wasn’t just a big house in the middle of no where and long stretches of nothing. I think they could have used the little town way more, but I would have been so bored if it was just one house. That’s the only good thing I gotta say.

    • @Law2120
      @Law2120 2 роки тому +1

      I liked the after credit scene shows letherface go back to the house. Awesome

  • @keijijohnson9754
    @keijijohnson9754 2 роки тому +6

    No wonder it’s taken them so long to actually SHOW something from this movie until a couple weeks prior to its release. They had to have known how sucky and idiotic this was going to be! Even Halloween Kills was better than this and I LIKED that movie a whole lot!
    And the fact that they’re trying to continue this with a sequel is insulting in itself when this should’ve been a one and done thing.