"Indian Doctors" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous

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  • Опубліковано 12 лип 2017
  • I would NEVER go to a male Indian doctor... I need my doctor to be from the hood! Here's a clip from my 2016 special, "Almost Famous."
    Watch the full special on Netflix! Click here: nflx.it/2pIWkbQ
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  • @Lol-ir1nj
    @Lol-ir1nj 7 років тому +13108

    As an Asian, my parents didn't ask me to become a doctor when I was 17, but at the moment when I was born

    • @rovinrawat9805
      @rovinrawat9805 6 років тому +34

      小学生 Lol すごい

    • @Smexy_af
      @Smexy_af 6 років тому +231

      小学生 Lol as an Indian I am surprised as to how do our parents think so similarly?

    • @rovinrawat9805
      @rovinrawat9805 6 років тому +19

      SS Hakuru thats japanese

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 6 років тому +3

      小学生 Lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @ashishrain1455
      @ashishrain1455 6 років тому +53

      小学生 Lol hey have you watched movie.... 3 idiots? You will like it

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 7 років тому +13273

    "Dad, I wanna be a breakdancer!"
    "Son, you can dance on your break."

    • @mohitshah4159
      @mohitshah4159 7 років тому +51

      Camilo Garcia Ylasaari good one @russellpeters

    • @x120091
      @x120091 7 років тому +11

      @CamiloGarciaYlasaari Awesome lines, dude!

    • @Zohirul-Jewel
      @Zohirul-Jewel 6 років тому +13

      I'm the thousandth person to "Like" this comment.

    • @nangayodha4389
      @nangayodha4389 6 років тому +3

      Nicely noticed 😂

    • @loguchennai
      @loguchennai 6 років тому +4

      Camilo Garcia Ylasaari indians be like 😂😂😂

  • @Creativity06
    @Creativity06 4 роки тому +4233

    Stop stereotyping us Indians. My parents have allowed me to choose any career between a doctor and an engineer

    • @tututhangjam4993
      @tututhangjam4993 4 роки тому +215

      Omg it's a joke🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Creativity06
      @Creativity06 4 роки тому +658

      @@tututhangjam4993 I think you didn't read the comment properly

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 4 роки тому +52

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @05deeps
      @05deeps 4 роки тому +69

      Depends. Are you a girl or a boy? Ehh does not matter actually too much choice, what a privileged life

    • @phwilawbasumatary7992
      @phwilawbasumatary7992 4 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bradhill3167
    @bradhill3167 3 роки тому +1051

    My vets an indian dude in hamilton , he just saved my dogs life few wks ago and busted his ass on a 5 hours exploratory surgery that saved her life which he spent half the night performing, the respect I have for him and his wife is up there considering he's basically the only vet in hammer that's upfront and honest , he charged us half of what any other vet would of and definitely went the extra mile , very humble guy who knew his stuff, .. keep it up peterson , u make me proud be canadian

    • @mrnobody9473
      @mrnobody9473 3 роки тому +16

      The India dudes name is Peterson wtf

    • @bradhill3167
      @bradhill3167 3 роки тому +4

      @@mrnobody9473 learn how to read before trying to be virtuous, moron

    • @bradhill3167
      @bradhill3167 3 роки тому +35

      @@mrnobody9473 Peterson is not my vet in Hamilton , now put the helmet on and go play with crayons lol wowza

    • @mrnobody9473
      @mrnobody9473 3 роки тому +7

      @@bradhill3167 bro why are u sounding so but hurted what's the problem, u have only written keep it up Peterson what does it mean then

    • @bradhill3167
      @bradhill3167 3 роки тому +13

      @@mrnobody9473 are your parents siblings or something? Wtf are you even on about?

  • @CreeperHD109
    @CreeperHD109 4 роки тому +7170

    My mom wanted me to be a doctor, but i came out as a patient

  • @stha03
    @stha03 5 років тому +12551

    *even our standup comedians hold a degree in engineering*
    😂😁😝

    • @2PLUS2FIVE
      @2PLUS2FIVE 4 роки тому +73

      on point.

    • @aniketmali1287
      @aniketmali1287 4 роки тому +95

      @Fiker Gaming AIB dudes

    • @nausheenali6138
      @nausheenali6138 4 роки тому +81

      born strong a good back up Incase this comedy thing explodes in their face and doesn’t work out. 😂😂

    • @AbhijitZimare1
      @AbhijitZimare1 4 роки тому +31

      @Fiker Gaming ALL OF THEM

    • @dakshkushwah5654
      @dakshkushwah5654 4 роки тому +30

      that from the most prestigious of instis Xd

  • @mikell.6064
    @mikell.6064 2 роки тому +204

    Am going into my second year of medical school. I am Peruvian American but basically grew up exactly like the black doctor he was describing. With every disadvantage, in the hood, and with real life struggles. I have never laughed so hard to any stand up before, I had tears and I felt like I was laughing and crying at the same time. Thank you Russel for making my day a little brighter.. and shiett.

    • @awesomemovieclips735
      @awesomemovieclips735 2 роки тому +4

      Good luck with your future brother. Stay safe and enjoy the journey. Peace from India,arunachal pradesh@

    • @MQT129
      @MQT129 Рік тому +5

      I admired your dedication and courage. Good luck with 'doctoring' and shiettt :)

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Рік тому +3

      Peru is America.

    • @emanuelrojas2
      @emanuelrojas2 Рік тому +1

      Would have holla at ya for a prescription? 😂

    • @joshitheyoshi2533
      @joshitheyoshi2533 10 місяців тому

      Seriously shut the fuck up. Almost everyone has disadvantages of some sort. You're in medical school now. I hope you still won't be talking about how disadvantaged you were when you're a doctor.

  • @angryaspirant6414
    @angryaspirant6414 3 роки тому +717

    In India if you become a doctor, you become a doctor. If in case you become an engineer, you end up becoming everything else than an engineer

    • @thesilentprofessional7158
      @thesilentprofessional7158 3 роки тому +35

      My math teacher is from India and he is engineer

    • @unbeatengamer755
      @unbeatengamer755 3 роки тому +21

      @@thesilentprofessional7158 exactly.

    • @mblackops2
      @mblackops2 2 роки тому +1

      Why is that?

    • @amitrana7919
      @amitrana7919 2 роки тому +14

      @@mblackops2 come to india bro one day u will understand everything 🤣

    • @mblackops2
      @mblackops2 2 роки тому +8

      @@amitrana7919 I’ll pass, I heard Muslims get treated like shit there 💀

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 роки тому +6765

    "When an Indian woman becomes a doctor, she really wanted to become a doctor"
    Me: *laughs nervously*

  • @christopherd7029
    @christopherd7029 4 роки тому +8736

    In India, you do Engineering and then try to figure out what you want to do with your life

    • @PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY
      @PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY 4 роки тому +530

      I have an engineering, mba and 2 master level degrees, now I know why I am single till now.

    • @rubiks5659
      @rubiks5659 4 роки тому +168

      Fuck man too real. In college right now for an engineering degree thAtll last maybe 5 years

    • @onkarmehakarkar2608
      @onkarmehakarkar2608 4 роки тому +50

      Lol true as shit!

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 4 роки тому +30

      Christopher Tholou And take little old ladies money!!!!!

    • @highsandlows_
      @highsandlows_ 4 роки тому +35

      Teresa Fontaine you’re messed up.

  • @DandaFundas
    @DandaFundas 3 роки тому +236

    Son: I don’t want to be a doctor
    Mom: If ain’t a neurologist, at least become a radiologist !

  • @vivekkesar2259
    @vivekkesar2259 3 роки тому +191

    Me who preparing for NEET and searching vlags of Indian doctors for motivation and found this🤓🤓

  • @littleripper312
    @littleripper312 4 роки тому +962

    His middle aged indian mom face is hilarious.

    • @amandac8836
      @amandac8836 4 роки тому +5

      It is hahahaha

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 4 роки тому +1

      @@amandac8836 they don't speak English though

    • @jasdeepsingh6718
      @jasdeepsingh6718 4 роки тому +16

      Sandoo

    • @thatgirl4652
      @thatgirl4652 3 роки тому +5

      @@suraj-op2bx and your point is? 😂

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 3 роки тому +9

      @@suraj-op2bx Hes telling the joke to an english speaking audience dumdum

  • @sskaur1638
    @sskaur1638 4 роки тому +1365

    Imagine your Doc saying: “Could you please provide me a urine sample and shit”

  • @PNGMusicChannel
    @PNGMusicChannel 2 роки тому +33

    Man, regarding Indian doctors, that is so so true. I have a very good Indian friend who has only 2 kids, a son & a daughter. Both are medical doctors and both are married to medical doctors and 1 or 2 of them ( or their spouses) are actually Ph.D. holders in their respective medical fields. Something beyond normal understanding in this world but a very normal occurrence in India.

  • @yokiryuchan7655
    @yokiryuchan7655 3 роки тому +146

    I'm Indian and if I told my parents I wanted to be a doctor they'd laugh at me.
    My parents never had high expectations for me lol.

    • @lemonstrangler
      @lemonstrangler Рік тому +3

      i remember when i was young, for some reason i said i wanted to be a doctor, and they just nodded like "sure you are" lol

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 Рік тому +2

      @@lemonstrangler "just get a 60 beta it's a pass!"

    • @AZ-mt4lg
      @AZ-mt4lg Рік тому +2

      Go, become a doctor and make them laugh again in TEARS cuz eventually, they are proud of their child being able to chase his dream

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 11 місяців тому

      @@AZ-mt4lg Are you Okay?

    • @harrisn3693
      @harrisn3693 9 місяців тому

      You must be the third child

  • @atulchauhan5565
    @atulchauhan5565 5 років тому +2482

    Iam an indian and he is ridiculously correct on that *Edwooo* nickname joke.
    My mom call me atlooo 2:36

    • @logicjusticepeaceabundance5220
      @logicjusticepeaceabundance5220 4 роки тому +22

      My name is Tanuja... So she couldn't 'add' a 'u' so she used to call me 'Tanyaa'... 😐

    • @ikartikthakur
      @ikartikthakur 4 роки тому +10

      Really.! .. You enjoyed that part! .. You're indian with different soul

    • @hss2119
      @hss2119 4 роки тому +43

      Call me Ghandoo

    • @harshitsisodiya8077
      @harshitsisodiya8077 4 роки тому +24

      @@logicjusticepeaceabundance5220 tannu would hv Been more accurate

    • @sithlordrj8883
      @sithlordrj8883 4 роки тому +4

      +Atul Chauhan Yep, what's even more hilarious is bloody strangers deciding to do it. I was born in India, and lived there until I was 14.

  • @nikkiburger7711
    @nikkiburger7711 7 років тому +2174

    in defense of Indian Doctors everywhere...my best doctor I ever had was an Indian gentleman. And the best surgeon I ever had was an African gentleman. They where both damn good at their jobs.

    • @StuntsHrs
      @StuntsHrs 7 років тому +119

      But did the african gentleman end his sentences with "and shit"?

    • @kalpeshshelat
      @kalpeshshelat 7 років тому +17

      Stunts, you don't need to kill Russell mate. Why don't you try his job, that too without saying any possible insults, because if you do, there'll be thousands of your friends (Indians) ready to jump on you. So far, I've even seen Muslim people more resilient to comedy, they know how to have a laugh, you all think everything single bloody thing is an insult. I get it that you're a nationalist, make it extreme nationalist, but take it fucking easy.

    • @alexasaperstein2565
      @alexasaperstein2565 7 років тому +8

      Nikki Burger nope. Youre lying

    • @nikkiburger7711
      @nikkiburger7711 7 років тому +63

      Alexa Saperstein and how exactly am I lying? With all the doctors I've been too, throughout my life, my Indian doctor was the best. And my surgeon, who was African, was so thorough and methodical, I legit had no complaints concerning either of them. The only reason I stopped seeing my Indian doctor was because he retired and I was forced to go with another doctor. So don't you presume, joking or not, to state my opinion is a lie. Thing about opinions is, they are neither lies or truths, its what makes it an opinion, and my opinion was formed, by my own personal experiences.

    • @OROgoldenpair1
      @OROgoldenpair1 7 років тому +16

      ^he probably didn't end his sentences that way,
      as ppl seem to not grasp that not all black people share African American vernacular eng and or general American slang....
      -sorry i had to-

  • @priyabrahma5195
    @priyabrahma5195 4 роки тому +23

    The guy Sandeep looks exactly like my Math HOD . I m gonna show this clip to him after classes resume. 😁

  • @katbam6984
    @katbam6984 3 роки тому +64

    I'm learning english with him :D
    greetings from germany 🇩🇪

  • @KellieChasity
    @KellieChasity 6 років тому +408

    Russel you were there for me, I was alone in a foreign country and I had everyone there turn against me, and put me down and make me feel horrible. I didn’t have my family or friends from back home to vent to, I cried myself to sleep countless nights. Then when I watched your videos I didn’t feel so lonely and I found my laughter , regardless how many times I’ve seen your skit I’ve always laughed and didn’t feel so bitter anymore. Thank you ❤️🙏🏻

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 6 років тому +3

      Kellie Chasity laughter is the best medicine!

    • @adad-ec6ht
      @adad-ec6ht 5 років тому +27

      You need an Indian doctor.

    • @Vinu889
      @Vinu889 5 років тому +3

      Watch chris rock too u wud love it

    • @carlfalcao472
      @carlfalcao472 5 років тому +2

      Hey Kellie you can hit me up if you're ever bored or have nothing to do.. feel free

    • @Terminator19782
      @Terminator19782 5 років тому +3

      Which country are you in? I'm coming

  • @haycheC
    @haycheC 7 років тому +1634

    this is so weird because I'm 17 and today my dad asked me why I don't want to become a doctor 😭😂😐

    • @notokbutok3530
      @notokbutok3530 7 років тому +61

      a doctor has to study untill they are 35 .. meagre earnings till the age of 40 .. your friends would be earning way more than you. it's not easy to work for 20 hours a day for major part of your training. the system is shitty. you wouldn't get paid enough. media hates you. not becoming a doctor is the smartest decision & I respect that

    • @HailStonE999
      @HailStonE999 7 років тому +11

      True, Also nowadays a lot of doctors are getting attacked frequently. Last month in my city a lady doctor was attacked simply 'coz she told, large no. of relatives are not allowed with the patients in the nursing home...

    • @saurabhpathaksln
      @saurabhpathaksln 7 років тому +6

      H C
      Ha to bol na unse gand fat jati h books dekh k padhai kya jhaat karunga

    • @shyon99
      @shyon99 7 років тому +48

      Only in the US. In India, they study till 26-28. None of that pre med college bullshit. You want to be a doctor? You immediatly start learning medicine.

    • @derrickrobyn
      @derrickrobyn 7 років тому +6

      I had to tickle myself to laugh.. complete punctured jokes ...owww...

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 3 роки тому +15

    "Alright, first of all ****** you alright" 😂😂😂

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 3 роки тому +15

    This reminds me of when I was young and me and a buddy from my neighborhood wanted to go into the Air Force when we graduated from High School. So we’re telling my parents about our plans to be Jet pilots and be Big Shots. My Dad crushed that idea when he said, “You do realize you get car sick in the back seat”.
    So we switched to the Navy. Dad repeated “car sick, CAR SICK.....Ships at Sea rock and roll more than a Jet “.
    End of military discussion.

    • @aoeu256
      @aoeu256 2 роки тому

      Do we really need pilots on planes O_o. I'm pretty sure that planes can be auto-piloted for a long part of the voyage, and for landings perhaps let the plane by controlled remotely.

  • @marcusgoriel
    @marcusgoriel 4 роки тому +741

    Am I the only one Who enjoyed the black doctor😂😂

    • @kitenoticing
      @kitenoticing 3 роки тому +5

      ThatOneAsianBroChick their disadvantages come from their own communities.

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 3 роки тому +9

      @@kitenoticing *Corruption from govt.

    • @newnepal2072
      @newnepal2072 3 роки тому +3

      He was doing Icecube impression tbh

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 2 роки тому +1

      Name man he was awesome and shit.

    • @vezithegoodonline4069
      @vezithegoodonline4069 2 роки тому +6

      I really wanna hear more on the Black Doctor and shit.

  • @SAZIZMUSIC
    @SAZIZMUSIC 5 років тому +1502

    I am in a medical college in India. I can relate to this so much 😂😂. This is exactly my life.

    • @middle-classentrepreneur2949
      @middle-classentrepreneur2949 5 років тому +56

      And your name is sasziz music. Your family might have told first you become a doctor then music as part-time

    • @marimo6870
      @marimo6870 5 років тому +11

      That's sad and awesome at the same time

    • @ikartikthakur
      @ikartikthakur 4 роки тому +6

      Fuck you too! .. Joke from Russell..

    • @ToosDaySnoozeDay
      @ToosDaySnoozeDay 4 роки тому +23

      sandoooo??

    • @leesteal4458
      @leesteal4458 4 роки тому +9

      Awe, be a good doctor but continue playing your music.

  • @aj.1505
    @aj.1505 4 роки тому +11

    0:31 14 year old aspiring to become a doctor right here 🙋🏽‍♂️😂

  • @iguava
    @iguava 3 роки тому +2

    I can’t. I just can’t. Every time he makes that “Sandoo” face. I can’t hold it in. 😂😂😂

  • @stev9079
    @stev9079 5 років тому +3050

    I love that he makes fun of everyone

  • @thomasthomasphilp4393
    @thomasthomasphilp4393 4 роки тому +409

    I am an Indian. My dream was to become a singer. Then I joined medical school und didnt finish. Now i am a biologist. He is so right

    • @ilikebeinganonymous8666
      @ilikebeinganonymous8666 3 роки тому

      Why you dropped out?

    • @randomhuman1754
      @randomhuman1754 3 роки тому +14

      But ur name is whiter than the police that killed my black friend

    • @danksquidward
      @danksquidward 3 роки тому +1

      @@randomhuman1754 lol ik, I’m Indian and my name is ishan agarwal

    • @shawnsouth327
      @shawnsouth327 3 роки тому +4

      @@randomhuman1754 Russell actually goes over this in one of his stand ups Britain ruled over India for almost 100 years so British names and some culture got mixed in with Indians that’s why some authentic Indians have white names

    • @BijayKumar-gj4gh
      @BijayKumar-gj4gh 3 роки тому +10

      @@randomhuman1754 you realise that there are Christians and Anglo Indians in India right?

  • @alyssaferaci1133
    @alyssaferaci1133 3 роки тому +4

    where have you been all my life!! lol....I just watched your stand up on Amazon Prime and I have not laughed that hard and that sustained in years!! Thank you for getting my endorphins going lol

  • @ibrahimaldossary1481
    @ibrahimaldossary1481 4 роки тому +4

    One of the best realistic clip at all time. He is so Indian because he is so brilliant.

  • @judithforddunning1510
    @judithforddunning1510 6 років тому +1627

    My Indian doctors have been wonderful. Kind, thoughtful and well trained in their field of expertise

    • @fahimabrar3367
      @fahimabrar3367 6 років тому +7

      Judith Ford Dunning u are Indian lol. Don't try too hard.

    • @citywok9579
      @citywok9579 6 років тому +13

      Did an Indian doctor write this?

    • @pongsokipz1996
      @pongsokipz1996 6 років тому +13

      just a joke..chill

    • @mythicalathenian5016
      @mythicalathenian5016 6 років тому +26

      fahim Abrar STFU. You don't even know what a doctors value is.

    • @BoiledMilkSteak7
      @BoiledMilkSteak7 6 років тому +3

      Indian doctors are pure shite. Dumb as fuck. Only thing they are good at is memorising 100 books but are clueless when it comes to praxis

  • @officialniktheking6891
    @officialniktheking6891 4 роки тому +460

    My parents never asked me to be anything. Zero hopes from the start lol

  • @GiannisVeronis
    @GiannisVeronis 2 роки тому +3

    Russell being a doctor from the hood made me lose it....
    😂😁😝

  • @yw8990
    @yw8990 2 роки тому +4

    I had gone through quite a few Indian doctors and they are great.

  • @kavya1459
    @kavya1459 5 років тому +5905

    Asians have 3 options:
    1) Doctor
    2) Engineer
    3) Disgrace

  • @NoName-pz7mk
    @NoName-pz7mk 4 роки тому +2489

    If you are an Arab then you have the following careers:
    a- Doctor
    b- Engineer
    c- High rank military personnel
    d- Lawyer
    e- A disgrace to your family

  • @xxIluvyouguysxx
    @xxIluvyouguysxx 3 роки тому +18

    I work with an Indian psychiatrist lol. His son is in med school right now. It makes me wonder if they really wanted to do something else originally

  • @azimothman7952
    @azimothman7952 4 роки тому +3

    “If you become a doctor you can fix it!” 😂😂😂

  • @enrac
    @enrac 4 роки тому +116

    That "hood doctor" could be a perfect character in a skit or sitcom!

  • @vjj6258
    @vjj6258 6 років тому +4636

    This guy is surviving so far by just making fun of Indians.

    • @prashponnappa6731
      @prashponnappa6731 5 років тому +348

      Very true.....because if he used canadians to mimic he would be denied a stage...

    • @emptycup4686
      @emptycup4686 5 років тому +58

      @@prashponnappa6731 stfu

    • @prashponnappa6731
      @prashponnappa6731 5 років тому +182

      @@emptycup4686 and empty mind..cant expect anything more than that..sucua

    • @Ye-qn6oj
      @Ye-qn6oj 5 років тому +7

      IKR 😂

    • @bibhasdmusic
      @bibhasdmusic 5 років тому +253

      He makes fun of everyone.

  • @dr.s.choudhury8089
    @dr.s.choudhury8089 3 роки тому +9

    That black doctor character sounds low key amazing tbh! 🤣

  • @DS-tz1jt
    @DS-tz1jt 7 років тому +1245

    my dream was to become an astronaut when i was 14.. now i am pursuing my medical studies in india :p

    • @rochelledsouza9718
      @rochelledsouza9718 7 років тому +28

      THENICKTHEORY read what the person wrote properly and then comment 💁

    • @RipanDutta1992
      @RipanDutta1992 7 років тому +7

      THENICKTHEORY read the comment again or go back to school and improve your reading skills :)

    • @bhargavsisir
      @bhargavsisir 7 років тому +4

      DSG Videos brooo...fuck yesss...its the same here...but then i actually wanted to become n astronomer...nd now i am studying for my 1st year medical exams...😂😂😂

    • @kaushikiyer4881
      @kaushikiyer4881 7 років тому +28

      My dream was to become an astronaut since like 2nd standard. Now I'm pursuing aerospace Engineering in the us

    • @nareshR3321
      @nareshR3321 7 років тому +7

      DSG Videos ...Holy fuck... Me too... Even I wanted to become an astronaut but presently studying medicine

  • @nw318
    @nw318 7 років тому +1468

    somebody gonna get a hurt real bad

  • @essiesdancevidsandtravels6917
    @essiesdancevidsandtravels6917 3 роки тому +4

    I m dying this guy is so funny and transparent 😂

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 3 роки тому +2

    Considering this is a clip from 2016 and 2006, this is probably the best audience he’s had in recent years, the audience seems to have a good sense of humor and laugh and cheer a lot!

  • @zappawoman5183
    @zappawoman5183 5 років тому +1660

    I live in the UK and I'm so used to the doctors being Indian. One time I took my son to get some cream for his ezcema and the receptionist said "Dr Masih is on holiday, so you'll be seen by a locum". Ok, np, I'm just going to ask for the cream that worked before. I opened the door and the locum was an elderly white man. My immediate reaction was that he must be an imposter! I nearly walked out! Subconsciously I was so expecting him to be an Indian doctor that my initial reaction was "you can't be a doctor - you're white!" Stupid, I know. Anyway, I got a grip on myself and explained what my son needed and all was well. It was just amazing to me that I had that reaction! (I'm white myself, btw). I think Indian people really value education, the top two or three pupils in any class were almost always Indian, and the parents make sure their kids take their education seriously. Most likely they would have to pay a lot of money to get a good education in India or Pakistan, so they really want to make sure their children do their best and take their schoolwork very seriously because they remember how difficult and expensive it was to obtain a good education back in their motherland. Fair play to them!

    • @MissShootingStar5
      @MissShootingStar5 5 років тому +60

      I'm Pakistani. Our culture values getting a good education. It has nothing to do with your presumption that it is difficult or expensive to receive an education in the motherland.

    • @raimohoft1236
      @raimohoft1236 5 років тому +133

      "Can I, please, see the real doctor now." ... "What do you mean?" ... "You know... the brown one!" 😉

    • @misscanada1066
      @misscanada1066 5 років тому +24

      Zappa Woman cause Indians flood the uk they are a majority there !!

    • @missnerd9555
      @missnerd9555 4 роки тому +108

      Fun story!
      But just would like to point out something, as an Indian living in India. It's not difficult or expensive to get an education here. In fact, those who go to a different country to study actually invest a LOT of money in that than they would if they got educated here, and they are generally quite well-off. They aren't poor or deprived of education. It's just that they have their own other reasons. Some doctors you meet could be second or third generation Indians living there,, some could be studying a particular field that has more scope for research and development there. It's not always about money. Peace out!

    • @raghavsahni168
      @raghavsahni168 4 роки тому +67

      ur assumption was fair on your part and most of it is true
      don't know about pakistanis but we Indians here value the education a lot and trust me there is a lot more potential in Indian kids if they get the resources.

  • @kanward8356
    @kanward8356 7 років тому +545

    Doctor from the hood lmfao

  • @virat7533
    @virat7533 3 роки тому +21

    My mom was after me to take science and become a doctor and when I said I wanna join the army she said no problem beta! You can become a doctor there😭😭😭😭😭 like wtf mom😭😭

  • @MLMLW
    @MLMLW Рік тому +7

    My spine surgeon is from India. He's very knowledgeable & actually patented the stuff he used to fuse my spine which has worked well. The bad thing about him is that more than once when I'd go in for a check up or a new problem for some reason he'd forget I was in the room & he'd skip over me & I'd sit & wait for a long time only to leave his office only getting to see his PA. That pissed me off! I was thinking he only wanted to see the patients that needed a procedure done or were there on work comp visits. I moved to another state but if I hadn't I'd be getting another spine doc for my spine problems because I felt he was too dismissive of me.

    • @michaellandon1960
      @michaellandon1960 10 місяців тому

      It's common for this to happen.

    • @MLMLW
      @MLMLW 10 місяців тому

      @@michaellandon1960 - It shouldn't be. My back problems are just as important as the person waiting to see the same doctor. Being dismissive of any patient is unprofessional and was a waste of my time as he did this to me more than once. My brother's spine surgeon is great. Had I not moved to a different state I probably would have gotten a referral to my brother's doctor.

  • @BChan1991
    @BChan1991 7 років тому +333

    that black guy impersonation was hilarious

    • @minddragon8427
      @minddragon8427 7 років тому

      B. Chan I am pretty sure you are not taking about Indians...

    • @mikaelyancyquilon6847
      @mikaelyancyquilon6847 7 років тому +7

      No. Dipshit he isn't talking about indians.

    • @giuseppecorleonenguyen6037
      @giuseppecorleonenguyen6037 4 роки тому

      Is there anywhere in America have a doctor talk like his imagination talk?? 😂😂😂

    • @spyboy0076
      @spyboy0076 4 роки тому

      Really the NBA guys are impressive

  • @ayushvashisht70429
    @ayushvashisht70429 5 років тому +1720

    Ask any 5th grade student in india
    1 Doctor
    2 engineer
    3 scientist

    • @allscool-4131
      @allscool-4131 5 років тому +46

      Never heard the scientist one before, that aint even a stable job

    • @taheradenwala304
      @taheradenwala304 5 років тому +42

      I wanted to be an architect since 3rd grade and now i m!!

    • @gintoki9986
      @gintoki9986 5 років тому +44

      4. Pilot

    • @thecloud7424
      @thecloud7424 5 років тому +31

      4. Gas station....

    • @yubi-kun958
      @yubi-kun958 5 років тому +37

      Yess, I answered "ANIMATOR" to my teacher. And He was like, " What the shit is an ANIMATOR?"

  • @HemanthAnil92
    @HemanthAnil92 4 роки тому +16

    India makes the world’s best doctors... Feeling proud😏

    • @mine2394
      @mine2394 2 місяці тому

      Actually they are the worst and corrupt like Indias politicians
      They will sell your organs.

  • @farrellhonda2446
    @farrellhonda2446 2 роки тому +2

    Russell Peters is a very funny comedian who spent his time crafting his comic skills. He has paid his dues and is still perfecting his skills. His voice and vocal interpretation of different ethnic groups is without equal. Very funny.

  • @APR_LNN
    @APR_LNN 5 років тому +577

    The Filipinos. Their Parents' dream is for them to be a Nurse.

    • @prajwalsharma213
      @prajwalsharma213 5 років тому +9

      Similar to Indian parents

    • @swtnth
      @swtnth 5 років тому +21

      Nah. Unlike to my case, It's my dream, they're the ones who didn't allow me to become a nurse :)

    • @swtnth
      @swtnth 5 років тому +8

      I'm a filipino btw.

    • @Melanie-le6mw
      @Melanie-le6mw 5 років тому +1

      Lord Lmao

    • @marcelrodriguez8860
      @marcelrodriguez8860 4 роки тому +1

      Or a mailman

  • @artemnoelgames
    @artemnoelgames 5 років тому +306

    “Hola at me tomorrow, mothafucka”😂😂😂

  • @2075vj
    @2075vj 2 роки тому +12

    I cannot stop laughing. Ironically my husband is a black doctor. Too funny

  • @weltschmertzz
    @weltschmertzz 5 років тому +321

    When I was a teenager all I wanted was to earn enough to live on my own and get as far away as possible from my parents.

    • @childishtrumpinod2900
      @childishtrumpinod2900 5 років тому +14

      Well did it work?

    • @jack-nb3wm
      @jack-nb3wm 4 роки тому +29

      Hope your kids would want the same

    • @dayyumsonvlogs4152
      @dayyumsonvlogs4152 4 роки тому +5

      @@jack-nb3wm lol ikr

    • @kaushikanubhav9724
      @kaushikanubhav9724 4 роки тому +4

      @@jack-nb3wm they know nothing other than themselves..i mean when u belong to the most "devloped and superior" race of the era u dont give damn abt dese emotional shits..but when it comes to time..well it spares no one..most of them r real messed up till they reach their 50s dats what they show in movies..no offence✌

    • @jaikapur
      @jaikapur 4 роки тому +11

      I respect ya' mate. I desire to do the same.

  • @flash6797
    @flash6797 7 років тому +476

    becoming doctor is one of the toughest ting in India .nobody goes through that shit without wanting to be one

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 7 років тому +11

      I hear dissapointing ones parents is tougher for many still.

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 7 років тому +9

      chaitanya arepalli Not *THE* toughest thing.... just one of the toughest thing

    • @flash6797
      @flash6797 7 років тому +7

      Vishal Verma yes and I am one myself

    • @gowrishankari89
      @gowrishankari89 7 років тому +8

      chaitanya arepalli : What About CA

    • @arihankrishna
      @arihankrishna 7 років тому +3

      That's a load of shit, I know a person who wants to do stand up comedy and whose parents are forcing him to do MBBS. He's studying in fucking Nepal and he's at least two years along in the course

  • @friedrice8303
    @friedrice8303 3 роки тому +2

    I've watched this video more than 10 times 😂

  • @lilacs529
    @lilacs529 3 роки тому +3

    Omg, this man is brilliant. Dying 😂😂😂

  • @alyssajones4368
    @alyssajones4368 5 років тому +542

    "Alright Mr. Peters. Seems your nasal passage is inflamed and shit."
    Lol omg 🤣

    • @monematif6013
      @monematif6013 3 роки тому +1

      I laughed ma ass off in this Part too lloool 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alyssajones4368
      @alyssajones4368 3 роки тому +2

      @@monematif6013 lol ikr? Nearly choked on my damn poptart.

    • @monematif6013
      @monematif6013 3 роки тому

      LOol 😂😂😂

    • @Revolution-bp2kj
      @Revolution-bp2kj 3 роки тому

      "If you fill out this little bitch ass prescription..."

    • @enigmasatan4506
      @enigmasatan4506 3 роки тому

      Was he Dr. Dre?

  • @chingghishan5707
    @chingghishan5707 6 років тому +1680

    Hey
    At least I’m Indian
    And not becoming a doctor.
    I’m becoming an....
    Engineer HAH!.. yea this ain’t helping.

    • @akashmandal5580
      @akashmandal5580 5 років тому +2

      Chinggis Han what is your profile pic

    • @asadwrites
      @asadwrites 5 років тому

      @vaishnavi dubey इस डॉक्टर का लिखा हर पर्चा मौत की तरफ बुलाता है!
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    • @AudiowaveTV
      @AudiowaveTV 5 років тому +9

      Software engineer? That would fit the stereo type even more XD

    • @NatsuDragneel07
      @NatsuDragneel07 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @kylecharlie9774
      @kylecharlie9774 5 років тому +2

      "Thank you come again"

  • @riomigz1305
    @riomigz1305 3 роки тому +2

    The in the hood part was f*cking hilarious.

  • @Gavriel-og6jv
    @Gavriel-og6jv Рік тому +4

    2:25 I have seen this video 200+ times.
    This face just made my day.

  • @DodyShawky
    @DodyShawky 6 років тому +469

    When he was talking about black doctors from the hood, he should've included a pun about Dr. Dre

    • @mrloverman2.0
      @mrloverman2.0 6 років тому +2

      Mahmoud Mostafa thats too corny

    • @paichaz
      @paichaz 5 років тому +1

      he missed that BIG TIME

    • @MichelMawon4982
      @MichelMawon4982 5 років тому

      ...right...because that's the only way a black person from the hood would have that title?

    • @DodyShawky
      @DodyShawky 5 років тому +1

      @@MichelMawon4982 No.. because that's how I'll trigger your paranoia.

  • @AshwaniThakurEnglish
    @AshwaniThakurEnglish 7 років тому +2106

    Truth told through comedy. Fortunately I am one of those Indian's who is doing what he loves :)

    • @SoFancySoFetusy
      @SoFancySoFetusy 7 років тому +126

      It's so nice to see an Indian fella loving his job as a doctor :')

    • @kewithunbonchang2323
      @kewithunbonchang2323 6 років тому +1

      That's huge bruh happy for you!

    • @taeyongsairpods5791
      @taeyongsairpods5791 6 років тому +1

      Me too!

    • @abdurrahmannaveed2443
      @abdurrahmannaveed2443 6 років тому +6

      Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur
      Good for you. I am a lecturer and i cant tell you how much i enjoy teaching😊.

    • @adnanaziz8672
      @adnanaziz8672 6 років тому +1

      Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur good luck buddy ...i wish i had your enthusiasm

  • @dalealexander59
    @dalealexander59 Рік тому +3

    55 years ago I almost died of spinal meningitis, one the first 10 children to make it through without losing one of my senses. A Indian doctor flew from California to Michigan to do this

  • @jagadeeshkumar516
    @jagadeeshkumar516 Рік тому +6

    As a Indian doctor I can relate 😂

  • @msdee7444
    @msdee7444 5 років тому +106

    Shout out to all of the Indian Mom's who made their sons become Doctors! One Indian Doctor treated both my son and daughter for leukemia, and another saved my life in this past year. Yayyyy for Indian Mom's! ♥

  • @nihitkhunteta6137
    @nihitkhunteta6137 4 роки тому +227

    Damn!!, He literally told my story about how I am becoming a doctor

    • @snay6869
      @snay6869 4 роки тому

      Do you want to become one?

    • @nihitkhunteta6137
      @nihitkhunteta6137 4 роки тому +5

      @@snay6869 after seeing the amount of problems the doctors in my family have faced and are facing I am leaning more and more towards no

    • @snay6869
      @snay6869 4 роки тому +1

      @@nihitkhunteta6137 wtf? what problems? I wanna know. I'm indian too.

    • @nihitkhunteta6137
      @nihitkhunteta6137 4 роки тому +20

      @@snay6869 stress,
      hypertension,
      a sleep schedule which is sooo out of whack that you are sleep deprived, insomniac and most probably a narcoleptic at the same time,
      then there's Modi who actually says that any doctor in the private sector is a thief,
      then the stress of not being able to save a patient (whenever that happens),
      then there's the filing, did you know that for every 5 minutes a doctor spends on treating one patient he/she has to spend atleast 12 minutes to record and report what he did on paper, then when the patient doesn't get better or even worse even if its due to his own fault he come with an entourage just to complain and fight,
      also since you are an Indian, you might also know about the attacks on the doctors and then when a patient is brought dead we are supposed to actually "heal" them even if there's no hope and they actually expect that we would resurrect the patient and make it seem like he'll just walk it off and then there's emergencies,
      there's this oncologist I know who is dying of cancer( yes, I know its ironic), but what I got was that he didn't had time to get himself diagnosed and it got metastatic and so even the treatment is not that effective
      Its so stressful for the doctors have a comparatively shorter life span than normal office workers and the use of alcohol, smoking and drugs is higher than other professions.
      Also I forgot to mention but we get a intern salary lower than that of a unskilled labour it converts to be less than $4 a day.

    • @nihitkhunteta6137
      @nihitkhunteta6137 4 роки тому +1

      @@snay6869 It's high paying (kind of) it has a starting salary of 54,000 a month just after graduation, with a good chance of raise per year but the problem is that you will get a salary of at max 1,00,000 at the age of 45-50 if you do not do any more degrees, a job in the private sector would give proportionally higher wage but starting salary is just as lower at around 20-30k, so basically any doctor needs atleast 3 degrees to earn what we can consider as a "high" paying job and yes, I do have discord, so I will add you there.

  • @kumarpundareekaksh3621
    @kumarpundareekaksh3621 3 роки тому +3

    My class : Taking a test in absolute silence
    That one kid in the hallway : 4:38

  • @secularismandhumanity5282
    @secularismandhumanity5282 4 роки тому +39

    He brands people with their nationality.

  • @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod
    @OleandyrTheGreatDragonGod 5 років тому +169

    I would totally watch a TV series about Dr. Deferral who grew up in the ghetto and ends his sentences with "and shit". XD

    • @PhoenixRising-qx9xk
      @PhoenixRising-qx9xk 2 роки тому

      I would never want to watch such a hideous stereotype. Any person with such high aspirations would NEVER speak like that. This is why black people have to deal with microagressions in real life.

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 5 років тому +160

    That face is straight out of the 'Indian Aunties you never, ever want to meet' book of mugshots ;)

  • @tieroneasset678
    @tieroneasset678 10 місяців тому +5

    Spot on about Indians. Not a stereotype

  • @Yesu44
    @Yesu44 3 роки тому +3

    I wanted to be a dancer growing up....but my dad said, that isn't a thing. So now I am studying to become a DMD. Way to go dad.

  • @MIMMassi
    @MIMMassi 7 років тому +36

    I wanted to be a gymnast, now I liquidate companies XD

  • @kk2ra982
    @kk2ra982 5 років тому +1654

    In the future, i want to be an animator and make my own animated series.
    *Then i realized i was indian*
    Edit: oh my god 11 months ago and I completely forgot about this comment and it blew up! Thanks for all the likes! (And btw the comment was a joke, my parents let me do whatever I want in the future :))

    • @PearlRosina
      @PearlRosina 5 років тому +8

      😂😂

    • @gamingrex2709
      @gamingrex2709 5 років тому +20

      We can do this mate I am Indian too but India is growing 😊🙏

    • @kk2ra982
      @kk2ra982 5 років тому +17

      GAMING REX okay thanks but the comment was just a joke anyways :)

    • @zuboy4272
      @zuboy4272 5 років тому +33

      You can upgrade our choota bheem to porn hub series
      Chotta Bheem And 72 Virgin : the Movie , animate it

    • @zackkhan4538
      @zackkhan4538 5 років тому

      Bro i hv a story!!! Sbse faadu series bnainge xd!!!

  • @kmuhammadshah7839
    @kmuhammadshah7839 3 роки тому +1

    My parents wanted to be a doctor but I turned out to be a CPA account 😂😂😂

  • @ThePhantomofdelight
    @ThePhantomofdelight 4 роки тому +3

    That was hilarious. Lmao

  • @roaaoverthinks
    @roaaoverthinks 4 роки тому +100

    *Samuel L. Jackson as a Doctor*

    • @TheStopShort
      @TheStopShort 3 роки тому

      I have had it with these motherfucking tumors in this motherfucking gastric tract

  • @bakeryssoul
    @bakeryssoul 6 років тому +46

    As an Asian, I'm very lucky that my parents allowed me to study and become whatever I wanted to study/become. They were fine with anything as long as I could survive. I've met so many Asian people my age who were forced to do things they don't want to and they will probably end up with a lot of regrets. It saddens me.

    • @akp3097
      @akp3097 2 роки тому

      You are 1% of those asian from 5 billion asian…

  • @mariaputhussery5588
    @mariaputhussery5588 3 роки тому +1

    Yo that face expression is so real😂

  • @alaaosama9639
    @alaaosama9639 2 роки тому

    the Indian mom face made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @rexchristo1318
    @rexchristo1318 7 років тому +109

    I wanted to be a drummer and someone who operated space ships when I was 15. Im 28 now and I am doctor in India.

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 6 років тому

      Rex Christo 😢😢😭

    • @ak47ava
      @ak47ava 6 років тому +2

      I actually wanted to be a doctor, and i ended up failing medical school in 2016. now i am living with my mom/ :(

    • @arshk3612
      @arshk3612 6 років тому

      boom boom - enjoy life its too short - if your world has fallen apart because you failed try giving it another go. If not see what the world offers plenty of other things to try dude.

    • @arshk3612
      @arshk3612 6 років тому

      Great UK band the Kaiser Chiefs - Indian lad from Leeds on drums - he said just that very thing..

  • @BuddhaRice
    @BuddhaRice 5 років тому +60

    As a physician, I found this hilarious

  • @haydid
    @haydid 3 роки тому +3

    Son, you doctor yet?
    Talk to me when you doctor

  • @Ivankasilva
    @Ivankasilva Рік тому

    Nearly died laughing when he said "Edwoo" and said... "That might actually BE you last name." 🤣🤣

  • @swiftieforever9793
    @swiftieforever9793 5 років тому +274

    I am Indian , at 14 I wanted to a space scientist at NASA and now I am a Med Student at stanford.

    • @kevins6732
      @kevins6732 5 років тому +11

      Why did you change career choice. You went from the stars to helping sick people.
      If you did it for any reason besides your new found love and passion for helping humans then you're probably an idiot

    • @swiftieforever9793
      @swiftieforever9793 5 років тому +23

      @@kevins6732 Oh no no, its because i found my passion and love in medicine. Obviously helping people is also my dream but that's not why I got into medicine originally.
      Also even now i read physics books, read new published theories , etc . Because now physics is my hobby. I was fascinated by entire branch of Science since I was a kid.

    • @riderpikachu7403
      @riderpikachu7403 5 років тому +18

      @@kevins6732 it's because he listens to Taylor Swift

    • @swiftieforever9793
      @swiftieforever9793 5 років тому +7

      @harmeet cheema I totally get your point. However there are lot of enthusiasts whose passion is physics and space and dark matter , etc. The drive of knowing the unknown and searching for it is incredible. Everyone have their own interests.

    • @swiftieforever9793
      @swiftieforever9793 5 років тому +16

      @@Stories-Facts First of all I should get to decide what I want to.
      Then if were ever to be a space scientist I would prefer ISRO over NASA anyday.
      However when I have decided to settle over my medical field , there is no way i am get myself educated in India. The Caste System is turn off for me, besides the education provided in Stanford is top in the world behind Harvard, the is no chance of any Indian university that can catch up to even 1% of Stanford standards.
      There is absolutely NO CHANCE for research in India during MBBS. Students there don't even know how to write a research paper.
      Corrupt Government back there would rather fill pockets of Nirav modi and his mama and ambanis or spend on unnecessary statues or bullet trains or build Ram Mandir or Masjid or stupid campaign ads than to invest in education. The rich will always get richer in India and poor will always get poorer. I love my India but i absolutely hate the mess its turned into by the corrupt politicians and extreme religious violence.

  • @Sebastian0899
    @Sebastian0899 4 роки тому +24

    I always break down in tears at the "I wanted to be in the NBA" joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lelandlewis7207
    @lelandlewis7207 Рік тому +2

    I have new East Indian neighbours and while talking to me, he was doing the "head bobble". I really had to try not to laugh because all I could think was, "Holy sh!t, Russell Peters is right!"

  • @krishnanatreya6659
    @krishnanatreya6659 3 роки тому +1

    The way he talks with his Indian accent so funny! 🤣🤣

  • @drmahanthashok3685
    @drmahanthashok3685 7 років тому +653

    I'm an Indian doctor and I completely agree

    • @seekerotruth4963
      @seekerotruth4963 7 років тому +9

      Mahanth Ashok I am an Indian MBBS student and I took this field by my choice :P

    • @tallahassZ
      @tallahassZ 7 років тому +13

      and I think that you're both gay

    • @unknownhuman7919
      @unknownhuman7919 7 років тому +6

      You are LYING...

    • @ajuslucky5432
      @ajuslucky5432 7 років тому +30

      Says the man with Dexter in his profile picture. I would NOT like a surgery from you.

    • @bijunair2573
      @bijunair2573 7 років тому +1

      Majid...Dont lie..it is obvious. Indian kids who see bollywood have dreams like ..ing heroines, i had dreamt of my own chemistry teacher but that remained just a dream.

  • @animeshtiwari1855
    @animeshtiwari1855 Рік тому +1

    I am 45 and she still reminds me of school days....."why didn't you became a doctor"

  • @srivatsan7181
    @srivatsan7181 Рік тому

    i am so proud so say that you were my teenage fav. comedian. love from India... love u man...

  • @sueneo6869
    @sueneo6869 7 років тому +30

    Good one. Hilarious! and for the haters, you guys need to chill out. he's not talking against Indian doctors in India. and if you guys can't take humor, then this is the wrong channel for you all.

  • @noorkhalid2573
    @noorkhalid2573 5 років тому +208

    My options:
    1) Doctor
    2) Engineer
    3) Entrepreneurship
    4) Disgrace
    5) Useless and disowned

    • @jaybirdfly149
      @jaybirdfly149 5 років тому +2

      I am pretty sure 80% of Indian youth pick the 4th 😂

    • @Melanie-le6mw
      @Melanie-le6mw 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @anisraho8928
      @anisraho8928 4 роки тому +2

      @@subhajitbaitalik4362 you know there is more muslims in india then there is in fuckin pakistan ?

    • @snay6869
      @snay6869 4 роки тому

      @@jaybirdfly149 me

    • @snay6869
      @snay6869 4 роки тому +1

      Indian parents won't allow entrepreneurship. Although and I don't give a sh*t about what they want me to do.

  • @_candy99
    @_candy99 3 роки тому +5

    After watching this, Now my dream is to become a doctor 😉❤

    • @derrrick7759
      @derrrick7759 10 місяців тому

      Be that hood doctor. I need that kind of determination lol.