"White People" | Russell Peters - Notorious

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  • @AbdullaJasim
    @AbdullaJasim 7 років тому +6591

    That Indian "Hola" all of a sudden, almost killed me 😂

  • @italoemmanoel8965
    @italoemmanoel8965 5 років тому +4692

    "What kind latino don't speak spanish?"
    Brazillians

    • @FrozenCardGaming
      @FrozenCardGaming 5 років тому +136

      Italians, Portuguese, some Catalans many Latins don`t speak Spanish

    • @Epicmonkeyboy046125
      @Epicmonkeyboy046125 5 років тому +218

      Frozen Card Gaming Portuguese and Italians aren’t Latino my guy 😂😂

    • @FrozenCardGaming
      @FrozenCardGaming 5 років тому +175

      @@Epicmonkeyboy046125 Latin people started off in Latium, which is in todays region of Lazio, Italy. The majority of Latin Americans have Latin European ancestry, notably Italian, Spanish, French, Portuguese and Romanian.
      The term "Latino" and "Hispanic" is not an ethnic term, and those who use it as such are using it wrongly. Using it as a cultural term is more correct. Just as some use the term "Caucasian" for white people, when most white people in Europe don´t view Caucasians as white (Armenians, Georgians, Azerbaijanis), and people outside of Caucasia are NOT caucasians.
      Most "latinos" from Middle-America and South-America are in fact "Mestizo`s", which refers to a mixture of races.
      The most Latin Latino´s in term of actual Latin descent would be Argentina or Uruguay, which has a 85-90% white population, where a large portion stems from Latin-European countries, especially Italy and Spain.

    • @Epicmonkeyboy046125
      @Epicmonkeyboy046125 5 років тому +50

      Frozen Card Gaming might have started off that way but words change over time, now a days nobody says Latino and people are like “oh like Spain”...plus everyone just thinks of Italian as European anyways, if you look up Latino definition it literally says “of Latin America descent” last time I checked Italy isn’t there

    • @FrozenCardGaming
      @FrozenCardGaming 5 років тому +29

      @@Epicmonkeyboy046125, Spanish people aren´t thought of as European? What kind of morons think so?
      Here´s the definition of Latino when googled.
      (in North America) a person of Latin American origin or descent, especially a man or boy.
      It specifies that this is the definition in North-America. The same region that falsely labels white people as Caucasian. White people is not ONE race, neither are black people or asians. You differentiate between Greeks, Latins, Germanic, Slavic etc. not ONE of those are even remotely Caucasian. The word "Gringo" literally comes from "Griego".
      Like I just explained. Being of Latin-American descent does NOT equal being a latino on ethnic ground, just on cultural ground, and even then it isn´t all correct as the indigenous people of the Latin-Americas are still very prominent in terms of culture in the countries of Chile, Peru, Bolivia, Mexico, etc.

  • @Mukeshmiktecrep
    @Mukeshmiktecrep 4 роки тому +1321

    I saw this in 2017 - 2018 - 2019 - And watching today , it still makes me laugh.

  • @dannykoja9086
    @dannykoja9086 4 роки тому +270

    This guy is unbelievable.. I’ve been to his concert a couple years ago.. and we couldn’t stop laughing the entire show .. he is amazing

    • @rahulverma4
      @rahulverma4 3 роки тому +6

      Hope you were not in his range of sight!

    • @flyguyry1
      @flyguyry1 2 роки тому +8

      Concert??

    • @PZantanKilla
      @PZantanKilla 2 роки тому +3

      @@flyguyry1 he sing and dance between comercial break.

    • @Kingofmycastle6
      @Kingofmycastle6 2 роки тому

      more like a douche

  • @thesolojourney8955
    @thesolojourney8955 6 років тому +1232

    “Listen up there fuckin Fernando, I don’t wanna dance right now...”
    😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @sufianwrld
      @sufianwrld 5 років тому +12

      _ incognito _ I read this right when he said it 😂

    • @tylernipko9206
      @tylernipko9206 5 років тому +20

      First of all we're at a gas station this is really awkward 😂😂

    • @samueljackson315
      @samueljackson315 5 років тому +4

      @@tylernipko9206 latinos will dance literally anywhere

    • @TigerMeadows
      @TigerMeadows 5 років тому +10

      "What the fuck are you!?"

    • @haileyelgo2187
      @haileyelgo2187 4 роки тому +3

      "Listen up fuckin Fernando "

  • @Zormac
    @Zormac 6 років тому +3014

    "jello, it's not just a greeting, it's also my favorite dessert" - I don't think many people in that theater got that joke.

    • @yousefbaroun5181
      @yousefbaroun5181 5 років тому +7

      Explain please

    • @dengster8884
      @dengster8884 5 років тому +56

      Yousef Baroun hello=jello

    • @darksharxz
      @darksharxz 5 років тому +4

      I caught it

    • @vaithh
      @vaithh 5 років тому +30

      Yousef Baroun in spanish j is pronounced like an H so when people say hello latinos believe it to be spelled like jello because j=h but jello is also a famous dessert

    • @mukman8151
      @mukman8151 5 років тому +7

      @S Tra any joke you think of instantly becomes unfunny because YOU said it

  • @veragrig8645
    @veragrig8645 7 років тому +9043

    “UK!? Well that’s pretty white!” 😂😂😂

    • @ug8903
      @ug8903 6 років тому +214

      Vera Grig, not anymore

    • @positivefraud3012
      @positivefraud3012 6 років тому +94

      That in fact is the benchmark

    • @NaturaBreeze
      @NaturaBreeze 6 років тому +151

      @Suliaman Rafiq that's because that's the original ethnic mix dickhead, like all Europe....Asians don't originate from there, nor Africans.....why is it that white-majority countries are 'bad' if they're not diverse enough??? Does anyone go into a shithole like Pakistan for example (or China, or Nigeria etc.....) and say "Hey it's a bit too Pakistani here for my liking, we need to whiten things up a bit and diversify!" UK used to be 100% white fyi

    • @trueorient1544
      @trueorient1544 6 років тому +143

      @@NaturaBreeze Does anyone go into a shithole like Pakistan for example (or China, or Nigeria etc.....) and say "Hey it's a bit too Pakistani here for my liking, we need to whiten things up a bit and diversify!"
      Actually that was basically what the British Empire did. It is what happened in South Africa too. It is also how Indian and Chinese slave labourers were brought to the Carib. You really need to educate yourself before you make absurd claims.

    • @cocricklewood4441
      @cocricklewood4441 6 років тому +1

      @Suliaman Rafiq
      Thank goodness!

  • @sejsstuff7960
    @sejsstuff7960 6 років тому +902

    "You are one hairy Englishman" *the man is bald*

    • @imleto
      @imleto 4 роки тому +52

      By hairy, he referred to his hairy arms

    • @JustBeYouooh
      @JustBeYouooh 4 роки тому +5

      Sej's Stuff did you notice he stuck to “From the UK” when Russell asked where are your parent from? He wanted to know the background like Italy? Greece? I think I he was embarrassed to say cos he kept looking at his gf.

    • @oogway9895
      @oogway9895 3 роки тому

      @@imleto yeah no shit sherlock

    • @AHMNZ
      @AHMNZ 3 роки тому

      @@imleto okay smarty pants.

    • @ltr1745
      @ltr1745 3 роки тому +2

      @lili shyta Most Englishmen are of celtic/germanic heritage.They look exactly opposite to what mediterranean looks.

  • @accountverified9960
    @accountverified9960 5 років тому +440

    That last head motion with those expressions though...
    "Que PasooOOooo?" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stayinawesum
      @stayinawesum 4 роки тому

      As an Indian when i first watched this video i fond this part funniest. Anyways what does "que paso" means?
      Edit: wait u have an Indian name

    • @accountverified9960
      @accountverified9960 4 роки тому +3

      @@stayinawesum Que Paso - What's up?
      Yep, I am an Indian with an Indian name, a citizen of Colombia though. My wife is a Latina.

    • @stayinawesum
      @stayinawesum 4 роки тому

      @@accountverified9960 are u an Indian born or an Indian who was born and grown up in foreign land?

    • @accountverified9960
      @accountverified9960 4 роки тому +2

      @@stayinawesum Born Indian, my friend.

    • @aswinsslc1069
      @aswinsslc1069 4 роки тому +1

      @@accountverified9960 what are u doing in colombia

  • @NatarajanGanesan
    @NatarajanGanesan 6 років тому +567

    Speaking Spanish with Indian Head motion - He killed it 😂🤣😃🤣😂

  • @A-Dubs398
    @A-Dubs398 7 років тому +927

    Fernando randomly trying to dance with him was the funniest part.

    • @alexzais1935
      @alexzais1935 5 років тому +10

      The salsa dance as a greeting was hysterical.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +1

      @@alexzais1935 Opening bottles of beer with your keys doesn’t make you an engineer.

    • @alexzais1935
      @alexzais1935 5 років тому +1

      Steve Thea Ok.......

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      @stevethea5250 5 років тому

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    • @Frank_144
      @Frank_144 4 роки тому +1

      @@stevethea5250 what the fuck

  • @MichaelET1
    @MichaelET1 7 років тому +4528

    He did that guy dirty 😂😂😂😂 hairy immigrant arms you know lool

    • @MrTheDratex
      @MrTheDratex 6 років тому +43

      @Eros Delorenzi then you havnt seen any greek or scottish men

    • @geo3898
      @geo3898 6 років тому +78

      @Eros Delorenzi just because you're not hairy doesn't mean greeks are not hairy.

    • @amajeet
      @amajeet 5 років тому +14

      @Eros Delorenzi Says some random Arab come turkush/armenian fluffbag.

    • @cashiercontrol4392
      @cashiercontrol4392 5 років тому +31

      Im Greek and if I was shirtless you wouldnt notice.

    • @Ryanlexz
      @Ryanlexz 5 років тому +21

      @Eros Delorenzi dude you clearly haven't seen a avarage italian or greek people they are very hairy😂

  • @emstifler7615
    @emstifler7615 8 років тому +3550

    No one can touch the class this guy has 🖒

    • @hpa2361
      @hpa2361 7 років тому +8

      Em stifler I'm not gonna like your comment cos it's exactly 420

    • @ryanjr465
      @ryanjr465 7 років тому +1

      Em stifler Gabriel tho ✌✌

    • @dr.mbahaidar2308
      @dr.mbahaidar2308 7 років тому

      Em stifler ua-cam.com/video/idpBCYSweD4/v-deo.html

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 6 років тому +1

      Nor the glass he holds in his hand in the end.
      The invisible one.

    • @vatsaljadav5528
      @vatsaljadav5528 6 років тому

      1100th like :)

  • @juliuskyalimpa5073
    @juliuskyalimpa5073 4 роки тому +28

    This clip is the funniest of all Russell's stand up jokes. Can never get enough of it...🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @flysea8216
    @flysea8216 3 роки тому +125

    I love how comedians don't even care about race, skin colour, and nationality. They just focus on making us laugh 😂

  • @wasilaify
    @wasilaify 8 років тому +1691

    He's in a league of his own.

    • @V19-g9i
      @V19-g9i 7 років тому +18

      wasilaify League of Legends

    • @sanjaygupta-fv9ij
      @sanjaygupta-fv9ij 7 років тому

      wasilaify

    • @charlesxav6817
      @charlesxav6817 6 років тому +3

      Not premier league or champions league. Probably some cricket league.

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 6 років тому

      UEFA Champions League.

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 6 років тому +1

      @Ummati 93 Your comment is more hilarious than any comedy. HAHAHA.

  • @booksquirm92
    @booksquirm92 8 років тому +2686

    i made the mistake of eating cereal while watching this. excuse me while i wiped down my computer

    • @sokonlon
      @sokonlon 8 років тому +6

      Ayshah osmani that's what happened with me

    • @jinnxsr8082
      @jinnxsr8082 7 років тому +20

      I was eating noodles and well it was a horrible idea

    • @umeshmahat3623
      @umeshmahat3623 7 років тому

      sokonlon
      .@+1!@#@^&*2ㅣㅅㄱ+a

    • @gvishal001
      @gvishal001 6 років тому +2

      Drinking cold coffe

    • @tomasorfao2660
      @tomasorfao2660 6 років тому +3

      We have all been there mate :D

  • @Chinitos79
    @Chinitos79 7 років тому +2814

    It is true, if a Latino don't speak Spanish we react like Russel did,. Wut kind a Latino don't speak Spanish ffs😂

    • @TupacChakutec
      @TupacChakutec 7 років тому +296

      Chinitos79 yup its true. My son is half mexican half peruvian and he doesnt speak spanish and when people talk to him in spanish i tell them he doesnt speak it. And they look at me like i was rasing the devil himself lol

    • @someoneinthecrowd4313
      @someoneinthecrowd4313 7 років тому +81

      I have a friend whose parents are Mexican immigrants, and occasionally they speak Spanish to him when he goes to visit. And their reaction is always the same when he tells them he still hasn't learned Spanish. Visible disappointment, followed by his dad cracking a joke. I even came with him once and witnessed it haha

    • @nullvalue9901
      @nullvalue9901 7 років тому +84

      brazilians

    • @JamieR1988
      @JamieR1988 6 років тому +18

      Elliot Sterling
      I doubt it. I've got family who live in Skye and Inverness, should they be forced to learn their native language?
      Nope, they don't need to as they live in places where English is the main language. Learning
      Goidelic (or Gaelic) shouldn't be forced upon people, nor should people be forced to learn Spanish in the USA.
      I myself am from Aberdeen in Scotland, I have a Doric accent which is almost a completely different language to English. Yet, my son and the newer generation are speaking proper English with just a hint of Doric undertone. Does this make me sad? Yes of course, my language is thousands of years old, but will I ever force my son to speak it? Nope!

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 6 років тому +13

      Though such a mentality has its cons, i kinda envy that kinda mentality. i'm a Chinese-ethnic & for too long, overseas Chinese suck up to the west so much & gives so little emphasis to cultural preservation, that the majority of Chinese not from China, Taiwan or Hong Kong, can't speak & write Chinese anymore, especially those who're 3rd gen & below. even where i'm from, where Chinese language-based education is goddamn robust (one of the best in the world outside of China, Taiwan, Hong Kong), we find a good bunch who can't speak Mandarin, can't write Chinese, & proficiency of other Chinese dialects are barely passable at best. it's a rather sad thing to see.

  • @SUN-it6rf
    @SUN-it6rf 3 роки тому +66

    It happened to me in Miami. I got ruffled up by a grandmother because I was talking in English to my daughter. She accused be of wanting to forget my native tongue , Spanish. I had to tell her that I am from India . Then she apologized profusely. 🙄🙄

    • @shira1270
      @shira1270 2 роки тому

      Lots of ppl in East LA these days don’t know Spanish🤣

    • @PZantanKilla
      @PZantanKilla 2 роки тому +2

      but you still guilty for not teaching your anchestry language to your children.

    • @shira1270
      @shira1270 2 роки тому

      @@PZantanKilla India was taken over by the British so a lot of ppl there speak English. You are guilty of no education

    • @PZantanKilla
      @PZantanKilla 2 роки тому +1

      @@shira1270 so...they're british now? My country is colonised by the dutch too for much longer than india...I still can speak my anchestor language. So you're guilty for being ignorant.

    • @shira1270
      @shira1270 2 роки тому +6

      @@PZantanKilla I never said they were British.
      India now claims to be the world's second-largest English-speaking country. Even though all the tribes retain their native tribal languages, how can ppl in North speak with ppl in South? By English
      We weren’t talking about what languages you speak . We were talking about how you condemn other ppl.

  • @arcticarrowhvacr
    @arcticarrowhvacr 5 років тому +54

    My favorite lines from Russell Peter:
    "Hello I'm looking for paint" "hey Jim ya hear that hes looking for paint" "PAAAAINT"
    "Hey man, aren't we cool? Dont we sound reely hip! We are going to meet all the bitches tonight"!

  • @santiagocarreno5881
    @santiagocarreno5881 8 років тому +1154

    Is that Russell Peters, although indian by ethnicity, has a look and skin color than can pass for a lot of nationalities: cuban and caribean in general, arab (to some degree), maybe even south american, south Italian (naples), or even a coloured south african

    • @a-10e
      @a-10e 7 років тому +24

      santiago carreño he's anglo indian. Means his one of parent is indian & other is british.

    • @omi807
      @omi807 7 років тому +174

      santiago carreño
      indians looks diffiernt than each other...from north to south and east to west...
      not a big deal...

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 7 років тому +60

      He doesn't look Italian at all lmao. My dad's family is southern Italian.

    • @fireheat8738
      @fireheat8738 7 років тому +36

      No doubt he looks Indian

    • @fireheat8738
      @fireheat8738 7 років тому +2

      tsilihin xuaF yes

  • @Sarahsarah-wk8vr
    @Sarahsarah-wk8vr 8 років тому +11

    Russell Peters is the best!!!! I legit have to pause the vid and laugh so I dont miss anything

  • @DABIGRAGU1
    @DABIGRAGU1 7 років тому +1571

    Peters is great. More comedians should go back to making jokes about various ethnicity's. It's funny man, and if you can't laugh at yourselves you'll end up a hateful, miserable person. This politically correct BS has gone too far.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 6 років тому +38

      Pretty sure he's the guy who said white people can't even fathom the sort of racism other races can have

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 6 років тому +18

      I never said he wasn't. I'm just pointing out when people tell him white people are racist, he basically laughs in their face and says white people have no concept of what that words means. And world history would agree.

    • @Nanakesewaa
      @Nanakesewaa 6 років тому +8

      Trevor Noah does it well too

    • @captainpinky8307
      @captainpinky8307 6 років тому +2

      @gardensofthegods look on the bright side at least this time the leftard was reasonably polite.👌

    • @brightgarinson3099
      @brightgarinson3099 5 років тому +3

      @Jack Percy Really? What have non-Whites experienced that Whites haven't? Why do you live in our countries if that's true?

  • @dr.brainy2005
    @dr.brainy2005 3 роки тому +54

    "what da fu** are you?" killed me cuz I always get this question as I was interrogated and feel like an alien. but it makes me burst into laughter cuz u can mess with ppl's heads and it's funny to see how they react! I love this guy, he is hilarious

    • @naturelover6588
      @naturelover6588 2 роки тому

      I can relate I look Asian but when people hear me speak in Spanish 🤣🤣

    • @dammitanothername
      @dammitanothername 2 роки тому +1

      same. I am ethnically ambiguous. If i wear glasses in China, people speak Chinese to me. In the US Hispanics speak Spanish to me and are very skeptical if I tell them I'm not Latino. If I'm on a pacific island...I just confuse people lol.

  • @OVERLORDD101
    @OVERLORDD101 4 роки тому +54

    That “Oye Cubano” gets me Everytime 😂😂

    • @OVERLORDD101
      @OVERLORDD101 4 роки тому +3

      Oye means hey in Spanish

    • @Satu_Supari
      @Satu_Supari 3 роки тому +4

      @Darius Mehranzadeh Cubano is probably refering to him as Cuban. Cuban also speak Spanish maybe, they are in Central America

    • @yoloswag1357
      @yoloswag1357 3 роки тому +6

      @@Satu_Supari most latinos in miami are cubans. cuba is in the carribean and many of them migrated to florida cause its very close.

  • @emmat.6622
    @emmat.6622 3 роки тому +132

    Actually, this is really funny because that keeps happening to my dad. Everyone assumes he is Latino, even though he is from Eastern Europe. One time a guy asked him, "Where are you from", and when my dad hesitated, the guy said, "What, are you ashamed of your heritage". My dad then said, "No, but right now, I'm not sure if it's gonna end up part of Russia or Ukraine" and the guy's face was hilarious.

    • @hannahpocock4152
      @hannahpocock4152 2 роки тому +14

      Lmaooo this aged well

    • @nuclear9977
      @nuclear9977 2 роки тому +3

      @@hannahpocock4152 😭✋💀

    • @KOLAZ12
      @KOLAZ12 2 роки тому +7

      that's hilarious...😂😂😂. It sounds like your Dad has a good sense of humor.

    • @mkon29
      @mkon29 2 роки тому

      Crimea?

    • @emmat.6622
      @emmat.6622 2 роки тому +5

      @@mkon29 Not exactly. Like, closer to Odessa, but hardly far from iffy areas at the time

  • @pppinto97
    @pppinto97 8 років тому +60

    One of my favorite Russel Peter stand-up clip

  • @barunjena6171
    @barunjena6171 5 років тому +38

    i can't get the picture of a sikh guy greeting hola with swinging head motions out of my head!

  • @DLWman0322
    @DLWman0322 5 років тому +11

    I live in Miami, Florida, and everything he said is so true!

  • @briansanders8050
    @briansanders8050 4 роки тому +35

    2:39 "listen up there fuckin' Fernando i dont wanna dance right now." I died 😂

  • @ashadowawhisper
    @ashadowawhisper 6 років тому +24

    Haha. True story. My brother’s wife is a Christian refugee from Iraq and they moved to southern California and almost every Hispanic person she comes across tries to speak Spanish to her. Human beings are funny creatures.

    • @Yuki_fan1
      @Yuki_fan1 3 роки тому +2

      She is an Arab.

    • @shira1270
      @shira1270 2 роки тому

      Married a Saudi and yeah every Second generation Mexican immigrant lady hit in him and he had an accent and says oh I am sorry, I don’t speak Spanish. It was hilarious. Hey Lady I am right here!!

  • @AslanKyoya1776
    @AslanKyoya1776 5 років тому +29

    For those who have never been to Florida, when Russell here says Florida what he is really talking about specifically is Miami, which is pretty much its own country compared to the rest of the state

  • @oronero6071
    @oronero6071 5 років тому +3

    I dont know why it took me so long to check out Russell Peters... this guy is awesome!!!

  • @Baker4life777
    @Baker4life777 6 років тому +26

    As a Floridan I can confirm this is 100% accurate

  • @reneehoward8936
    @reneehoward8936 5 років тому +121

    OMG I live in South Florida and I'm bi racial (Jewish and Black) everything he said is SUPER TRUE. Everywhere I go they swear I'm Spanish.

    • @untitled795
      @untitled795 5 років тому +3

      Florida drake???

    • @reneehoward8936
      @reneehoward8936 5 років тому +2

      @@untitled795 Yup all the way

    • @Dah42
      @Dah42 5 років тому +4

      sorry, they assume you're from a spanish speaking nation ... I don't think they necessarily assume you're spanish/spaniard.

    • @BudgetGainsByJJ
      @BudgetGainsByJJ 4 роки тому +1

      Renee Howard I was in Florida not long ago, I’m from Australia (Southern/Eastern European ancestry) and I lost count how many times someone spoke to me in Spanish

    • @Dah42
      @Dah42 4 роки тому +3

      @@BudgetGainsByJJ the thing is that contrary to what many people believe... there are spanish speakers of any race ... doesn't matter if you have blue eyes or asian eyes or african curly hair... there are tons of native spanish speakers with those traits...Not all native spanish speakers are "brown".

  • @MalcolmX.
    @MalcolmX. 7 років тому +446

    this Guy is hilarious he makes fun of everybody.

  • @Nebs1
    @Nebs1 6 років тому +130

    My heritage is 75% white white and 25% tanned white and I got the same thing in Florida. Spanish come at me from every direction

    • @Vulcanwoman
      @Vulcanwoman 5 років тому +4

      Interesting comments here. I read somewhere that Romanians from Transylvania tend to look Mediterranean.

    • @strale9137
      @strale9137 5 років тому +12

      LOL, "my heritage is 75% white and 25% 'tanned' white"??? I hope its sarcasm... because if not, you'd be so dumb...

    • @bull419
      @bull419 5 років тому +1

      @Lynex Your a moron..!!!

    • @pranavtiwari6772
      @pranavtiwari6772 5 років тому +7

      @James O'Keeffe
      Lol you have an Irish name. There was a time even Irish were considered non-whites in America 🤣 You're just showing your ignorance nothing else. Stupid.

    • @sonikku956
      @sonikku956 5 років тому +2

      @The world Will finally end Tan white are Europeans who have olive to light brown skin in the Mediterranean, Levantine "Arabs", and most but not all Iranian/Iranic people.

  • @christianodoom1048
    @christianodoom1048 8 років тому +907

    this guy is the best stand up Comedian ever

    • @leocastrillo759
      @leocastrillo759 8 років тому +47

      christian Odoom Dave Chappelle is better

    • @truthseeker8751
      @truthseeker8751 7 років тому +4

      TheDukeOfLancaster
      people like russle .what's wrong with that , he makes me laugh

    • @onepiece6529
      @onepiece6529 7 років тому +13

      TheDukeOfLancaster nope. Peters tallk about every ethnicity and is very diverse w his jokes. best comedian hands down.

    • @cs9379
      @cs9379 7 років тому +5

      christian Odoom Dave chappelle

    • @HunterMacIntyre
      @HunterMacIntyre 7 років тому

      He is and he actually went to my high school and my formed got his scholarship

  • @lasa9595
    @lasa9595 5 років тому +32

    Russel : You are a one hairy englishman
    One hairy englishman : *bald*

  • @acidbrns
    @acidbrns 5 років тому +13

    I LOVE telling other latinos I don't speak spanish. Living in south florida I get this opportunity multiple times a day and it never gets old. The outrage is so delicious.

    • @edgywagy145
      @edgywagy145 4 роки тому

      Acid How about getting a job, a life ?

  • @angelray45
    @angelray45 8 років тому +882

    i lolled so hard, haven't had a good laugh in ages! .. :D .. a new fan!

    • @mtaplin100
      @mtaplin100 5 років тому

      Ummati 93 what

    • @therapist6328
      @therapist6328 5 років тому

      @@mtaplin100
      I better not tell that other guy my son just discovered Linkin Park.

  • @lucymorningstar6882
    @lucymorningstar6882 7 років тому +25

    His description of Cubans is spot on

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 3 роки тому

      I wish I married to a cuban girl

  • @TheUrbanZone
    @TheUrbanZone 7 років тому +4

    Just watched a bit of his from 1998 and boy has he come a long way. Always had natural talent, but I bet he worked extra hard to get turn bits to perfection. In a league of his own now!

    • @EriPages
      @EriPages 3 роки тому

      You seem to not realize people who practice their craft get better at their craft
      You're under the false impression anyone who's good at what they do came out the womb already good at it. Bad thinking.

    • @BerkeleyBoy2345
      @BerkeleyBoy2345 3 роки тому

      @@EriPages you confused or something? Read the comment again.

    • @EriPages
      @EriPages 3 роки тому

      @@BerkeleyBoy2345 You are correct.

  • @mirkoferrari8008
    @mirkoferrari8008 3 роки тому +24

    Italians we are white in the winter and brown in the summer, hold my beer.

    • @gibememoni
      @gibememoni 3 роки тому

      you are not white lol

    • @masnwrdl0511
      @masnwrdl0511 3 роки тому +2

      @@gibememoni then what is he then?

  • @alexandrahenderson4368
    @alexandrahenderson4368 5 років тому +28

    Man my Mexican friends were shocked when I told someone I wasn’t Mexican. They thought the whole school year I was Mexican 😂

  • @YuyiLeal
    @YuyiLeal 8 років тому +54

    He's Spanish is so much fun! i want more of it! hahahahaha

    • @samshorto5433
      @samshorto5433 5 років тому

      No he's Canadian.

    • @Jhelil
      @Jhelil 5 років тому +1

      Sam Shorto they meant *his Spanish

    • @samshorto5433
      @samshorto5433 5 років тому

      @@Jhelil lol yeah I know, thanks

  • @irenes8689
    @irenes8689 5 років тому +18

    Hella funny. He is the first comedian in 24 hours that actually had me laughing.

    • @LennyCash777
      @LennyCash777 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, Russell is a funny dude. Bill Burr is really good too, in my opinion.

  • @govi1r
    @govi1r 5 років тому +3

    Thank you for helping me to wake up with a smile on my face. Big big big big boy salutes Russell.

  • @maikolim37
    @maikolim37 4 роки тому +2

    1 out of 5 Latinos look Indian just like Russel Peters (Venezuelans, Brazilians), 1 out of 5 looks like Tony Montana (Salvadorans, Hondurans), 1 ouf of 5 looks white as a Russian (Argentinians, Uruguayans), 1 out of 5 looks like a Filipino (Peruvians, Bolivians, Guatemalans), and 1 out of 5 Latinos look as black as a Jamaican or a Nigerian (Dominicans, Panamanians). But a black Latino feels closer and more like a brother to a white Latino than to a Jamaican or an Afro-American. Spanish and Latin culture is what bonds us together strong like a family.

  • @theresachiorazzi4571
    @theresachiorazzi4571 4 роки тому +13

    Russell caught your videos for the first time today and let me tell you I was impressed I laughed so much you are better than some I’ve seen love your smile

  • @Amro_spective
    @Amro_spective 6 років тому +17

    Comic genius.
    Love from India

  • @MrZiyouren
    @MrZiyouren 4 роки тому +3

    The jokes regarding nationalities are the best from Russell

  • @nsb6703
    @nsb6703 7 років тому +398

    Indian guy speaking spanish ROFL. That head nod daaaamn.
    im a south indian btw.

    • @MyPratikrocks
      @MyPratikrocks 6 років тому

      norway45 y ur name norway then?

    • @kamleshthakur5384
      @kamleshthakur5384 6 років тому +17

      why are you not just 'Indian'?

    • @Tentin.Quarantino
      @Tentin.Quarantino 5 років тому +1

      yt98 I love the head nod. I miss Chennai :(

    • @jijo666
      @jijo666 5 років тому +7

      @@kamleshthakur5384 because rest of the india is crazy?

    • @kamleshthakur5384
      @kamleshthakur5384 5 років тому +7

      @@jijo666 what kind of logic is that? And have you even visited this rest of the India or just making pointless assumptions. And how can you speak for all 1.3 billion people when you haven't even met 99.99% of them.

  • @jloredo08
    @jloredo08 6 років тому +1

    Spot on man! Was at Walmart in Miami 2016 (truck driver ) and everyone was speaking Spanish in store.. they didn't have a subway they had a Cuban coffee shop inside store..

  • @chriscurran7756
    @chriscurran7756 5 років тому +9

    "In fact that's the benchmark " best punchline ever heard

  • @valeriexwinchester4567
    @valeriexwinchester4567 6 років тому +17

    2:41-2:45 that laughter sounded Seagulls!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @harisglobal6402
    @harisglobal6402 7 років тому +8

    never laughed so hard on the english stand up comedy before... this one is simply hilarious

  • @RahulSharma-td8lj
    @RahulSharma-td8lj 5 років тому +3

    This guy really knows the world around him and well past him!! This is how I wanna know the world! Kudos! From India!

  • @JewelzFin
    @JewelzFin 6 років тому +8

    The hardest working man in comedy. And he's independent. Even if you don't think he's funny (I think he's a bit funny), you gotta respect his hustle.

  • @timrice65
    @timrice65 2 роки тому +1

    fastly becoming one of my all time favorite comedians

  • @ياسرساما
    @ياسرساما 7 років тому +8

    He is the best comedian with out doubting doesn't he

  • @mamamarianovits9029
    @mamamarianovits9029 6 років тому +17

    Bloody brilliant with those accents Mr. Peters, spot on Sir.

  • @phrancisco2847
    @phrancisco2847 6 років тому +3

    The Indian 'hola' with the head motion brought tears of laughter to my eyes.😂😂

  • @samuelkbt7
    @samuelkbt7 4 роки тому +4

    This is really awesome 🙌🏽

  • @Dirtmodmaniac
    @Dirtmodmaniac 5 років тому +16

    Absolutely hysterical! I’d love to see him live !

    • @Slayer-ft6tl
      @Slayer-ft6tl 2 роки тому

      is that a threat sir?

    • @Dirtmodmaniac
      @Dirtmodmaniac 2 роки тому

      @@Slayer-ft6tl ??? A threat ?

    • @Dirtmodmaniac
      @Dirtmodmaniac 2 роки тому

      @@Slayer-ft6tl how is absolutely hysterical I’d love to see him live a threat?

    • @Slayer-ft6tl
      @Slayer-ft6tl 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dirtmodmaniac missed sarcasm on the meaning derived from the pronunciation of live.

  • @neersir
    @neersir 7 років тому +34

    Johny Sins doesn't hesitate Russel...

  • @dilanburney9554
    @dilanburney9554 6 років тому +7

    I went to Florida (I’m brown) and this woman comes up to me and starts rapid fire spanish and I was just like. 🤔

  • @farinrahmanifrah
    @farinrahmanifrah 7 років тому +30

    hey russell, are you ever gonna come to bangladesh?!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @alihamud6410
    @alihamud6410 6 років тому

    I'm impressed how the camera moves back and forth and shows us the subject directly woow.

  • @viewer.123
    @viewer.123 Рік тому

    Just saying.... seen this in other comment sections with other comedians but I can finally say this...
    This is my first time seeing this guy

  • @lauraanton5955
    @lauraanton5955 6 років тому +3

    Listen up f***ing Fernando, I don't wanna dance. I couldn't breathe after this line 😄😄

  • @lulun3724
    @lulun3724 5 років тому +4

    “ Hello equals with Ora” lol 😂 😂😂
    He gets away with everything 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @mhhocane3513
    @mhhocane3513 3 роки тому +3

    Qué Passo with Indian head motion" was funny as hell🔥

  • @mohamedabdulahi8024
    @mohamedabdulahi8024 5 років тому +6

    That Jello part almost got me killed😂😂😂

  • @sanjkl1906
    @sanjkl1906 5 років тому +2

    I can watch his videos all day without getting fed up

  • @shrinivas11022
    @shrinivas11022 7 років тому +24

    He's so good... shows the funny part of humans

    • @monsutades9999
      @monsutades9999 5 років тому

      They are but they are usually considered "ethnic" .
      So hence ethnic whites
      Like Italians,Lebanese,jews, Irish etc
      Not your typical white

  • @muscleandmath2910
    @muscleandmath2910 7 років тому +21

    Enjoy all these videos. but when they end and that giant smiling Russel pops out of nowhere. fucking scary

  • @infernalpumpkin2519
    @infernalpumpkin2519 5 років тому +20

    3:12 when my mom sees a B on my report card

  • @CarMaintenanceGuy
    @CarMaintenanceGuy 5 років тому +1

    I was on the floor dying at the end with the Indian head motions. LMFAO!

  • @rodayodryve7998
    @rodayodryve7998 5 років тому +1

    YOU are a treat...........come to Chicago.......

  • @fablb9006
    @fablb9006 6 років тому +18

    The US is a strange country... obsessed with putting people into « racial » qualifications. As a french person, speaker of a latin language, catholic, having dark hair and eyes, will I be « white » in this country ?... or this is reserved for nordic looking people, protestant and speaking germanic languages ?

    • @Mrwhite-u3g
      @Mrwhite-u3g 5 років тому +1

      @John Smith, maybe they're just being honest. I'm "half" Italian. My grandparents were treated like shit. Admittedly, nowhere near as bad as the blacks and the Natives though. But they certainly weren't considered white.
      But as education became better and broader, lower and middle class "white" people began to learn and acknowledge the contribution of Italians and Greeks.
      So they did what white people do best......stole it and called it their own.
      Let's not get started on my Jewish "half".

    • @fabriziorusso8387
      @fabriziorusso8387 4 роки тому +2

      There is a term "WASP". You have to be white, anglo-saxon and protestant.

    • @fablb9006
      @fablb9006 4 роки тому

      Fabrizio Russo I am « white » but not at all Anglo-Saxon and niether protestant, so what race Am i ?

    • @fabriziorusso8387
      @fabriziorusso8387 4 роки тому +1

      @@fablb9006 You are white, mediterranean and catholic. Like Italians and Spanish.

  • @Moisi547
    @Moisi547 8 років тому +156

    2:26😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😂😂

  • @vbuszko
    @vbuszko 5 років тому +3

    My mom always told me “your not racist of your equally prejudice toward everybody”

  • @antonioduverge3558
    @antonioduverge3558 6 місяців тому

    Who the hell is this guy? A stand up comedian with this massive audience, that’s amazing!!

  • @WarPigRS
    @WarPigRS 5 років тому +1

    Living near Orlando, FL, can confirm. Hola

  • @kirklazarus1426
    @kirklazarus1426 7 років тому +20

    LMAO I'm white and this is just fucking gold.

  • @hazeleyezluv
    @hazeleyezluv 5 років тому +9

    I laughed so hard when he spinned. 😂😂😂

  • @Iraqiqueen1234
    @Iraqiqueen1234 3 роки тому +3

    He’s probably the funniest comedian ever ‼️‼️🤣🤣

  • @NN-ty6vr
    @NN-ty6vr 5 років тому +2

    He is the best stand up comedian ever..🤣🤣

  • @Ivan_Bagnasco
    @Ivan_Bagnasco 6 років тому

    Russell, You are the best indian canadian latino, english, arab, chinese interpreter in the world.

  • @jmckeon7
    @jmckeon7 3 роки тому +6

    "Can't speak Spanish with an Indian head motion....." So funny. Make more!

  • @saeedalyami8791
    @saeedalyami8791 8 років тому +695

    Que paso? 😂😂😂

  • @田中静香-t8x
    @田中静香-t8x 5 років тому +13

    I feel like,
    "Oh I don't have to think about the border of countries", while I listen.

  • @pickastick7256
    @pickastick7256 5 років тому

    watched many comedians but this guy has the standard no one can reach yet..

  • @JasonGafar
    @JasonGafar 4 роки тому +2

    I viewed this seven years ago, but randomly the response of the Latino came into my head yesterday and I almost collapsed from laughing so hard. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?" hahahahahaha

    • @masnwrdl0511
      @masnwrdl0511 4 роки тому

      How when it's only 4 years old..

  • @abdulrahmanalmahrooqi3896
    @abdulrahmanalmahrooqi3896 7 років тому +4

    Russell peters is the definition of comedian

  • @aarohaan
    @aarohaan 5 років тому +15

    Can’t speak Spanish with Indian head motion. That got me in stitches 😂😂🤣

  • @wolfkniteX
    @wolfkniteX 5 років тому +3

    As someone that's Half Cuban, but can barely speak a lick of Spanish, I can confirm that it really be like that sometimes. XD

  • @grisha1daddy974
    @grisha1daddy974 5 років тому +1

    his delivery was world class

  • @slim920
    @slim920 4 роки тому +2

    that "que passoOOOH" at the end killed me 💀