Russell Peters - Adventures in Saudi Arabia - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2017
- While working in Saudi Arabia, Russell Peters was asked to do a private show for a prince who introduced him to a very surprising fan.
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Russell: I like your watch
Saudi Arabia : take it and go
Some body gonna get a hurt real bad
Best price
LOL good reference man. Nice one.
More like : Tek it, and gooo
I just spat out coke cola from my mouth reading this and have a stomach ache from laughing. Good one!
As a Saudi guy, I agree this is how we Arabs and especially the people from the Peninsula (Gulf+Yemen) are, generous and kind. We have a saying in Arabic that translates to "Be generous to a generous person and you'd win him, be generous to a mean person and he'd rebel on you." So when we act generously to our guests and friends, we do it with good intentions believing the other person is generous and won't exploit us :)
I would like to visit there one day
@@henryl6420 للعدد 7 تميز خاص، حيث أنه شائع أكثر من غيره ولا نعلم سبب أهمية هذا الرقم وشيوعه في العلوم والثقافة وحتى في الطلاسم والسحر والشعوذة والقصص الأسطورية والخيالية .
وقد يرجع سبب ذلك إلى أصل الخليقة حيث خلق الله سبحانه وتعالى السموات والأرض في ستة أيام ثم استوى على العرش في اليوم السابع .
وقد قال العلماء أخفى الله عنا سر العدد 7 لحكمة هو يعلمها فنجد العدد 7 يدخل في علم الذرة وفي علم المجرة وفي الموسيقى والآداب واللغات وفي السنة المطهرة والآيات القرآنية .
وقد تطلق كلمة سبعة ويراد بها الكثرة في الآحاد ، ويطلق السبعون ويراد بها الكثرة في العشرات ، ويطلق السبعمائة ويرا د بها الكثرة في المئين .
والعدد 7 عدد فريد حسابيا فهو لا يقبل القسمة وليس له جذر تربيعي ولا يقبل التحليل الحسابي فهو في ذاته وحدة حسابية .
عدد السموات : 7
عدد الأراضين : 7
أعضاء السجود : 7
عجائب الدنيا : 7
أيام الأسبوع : 7
رؤيا ملك مصر : 7
ليالي الحسوم : 7
الطواف حول الكعبة : 7
السعي بين الصفا والمروة : 7
حصى رم الجمرات : 7
عدد آيات الفاتحة : 7
عدد أبواب جهنم : 7
عدد البحار : 7
عدد الموبقات : 7
عدد قارات العالم : 7
وفي القرآن الكريم نجد الرقم سبعة مرات عديدة ، أذكر منها :
- ثم استوى إلى السماء فسوّاهن سبع سماوات .
- وقال الملك إني أرى سبع بقرات سمان يأكلهن سبع عجاف ، وسبع سنبلات خضر وأُخر يابسات .
- قال : تزرعون سبع سنين دأَباً .
- ثم يأتي من بعد ذلك سبع شداد .
- مثَل الذين ينفقون أموالهم في سبيل الله كمثل حبة أنبتت سبع سنابل .
- ولقد خلقنا فوقكم سبع طرائق .
- لها سبعة أبواب ، لكل باب منهم جزء مقسوم.
- سخرها عليهم سبع ليال .
- ولقد آتيناك سبعاً من المثاني والقرآنَ العظيم .
- ويقولون سبعة وثامنهم كلبهم .
- والبحر يمده من بعده سبعة أبحر
Someday id love to visit Saudi. One of the places I'd love to see is the mountain of the law-- Jabal al Lawz
shame you cant be generous to your own citizens and foreign workers! oh i forgot your just generous to the white folks who own you
Come on buddy , people from Gulf are generous and kind . Hahahahaha ha you are funnier then Russell . You should seriously consider stand up comedy . Seems like you got done good jokes
Just imagine prince watching this and the guy who gave him watch feeling proud of himself
I did and it was motivational
@@drphot6050 oh please 😄
oh wow he really replied to you!. i know Dr p. kinda (funny how his commet is gone after signing in tho.lol
@@ellaladream5988 huh?
no.
Russel: trashing every member of the royal family then said "I like my head"
Saudi Arabian Prince: (goddamnit)
Or maybe like:- we'll gift it to you 😅
@@USER-xm9ne it doenot count if he can't see it :lol
As a Saudi guy who went to school with "Dave Smith's" nephew I can say that it's very accurate
no way lol
That’s crazy dude is their English really that fucking natural? 😂
yeah most of the well off Saudis studied in Western countries
Faisal?
@@masyaf897 you'd be surprised with how many royals there are. Almost like B.C's native americans; I'm a prince haha
Russel: I like your wife
Saudi Arabian: here take her
They'll ask first : which one ... ? lol
@@Nawabid oi peasant...bet u wish u had his life..
@@sk-4464 Yes oi-peasant LOL I would like to bet how much would you like oi-peasant?? oi
@@sk-4464 by the looks of it you may have parents who are also brother and sister. oi-peasant..... LMAO
Glitch Traps Now this one you shouldn’t say , cuz he’s gonna take your head and gives it to his wife 😌
What he said about the Bin Laden Family is pretty accurate, they're one of the wealthiest families not only in S.Arabia but in the entire M.East, despite the fact that they're originally immigrants from Yemen. Their development company has build huge infrastructure projects in S.Arabia and the other Emirates (I'm talking entire highways, airports, skyscrapers etc.), they own their own private bank and have investments in countless other companies.
Most members of the family have been educated in the USA or the UK, at top universities and follow a very modern, western lifestyle. Osama himself had Western education, lived for many years in New York, where he worked in one of the family´s logistics/ shipping companies.
That explains the American accent. I wonder if what he said is actually true all the way.
Bin Laden family are friends of the Bush family, that’s why after 9/11 the only plane allowed out of the US was Bin Laden family members.
ua-cam.com/video/YnOdULpV810/v-deo.html&feature=share
This video actually sums up a lot of history in 15 mins
His daughter is very pro American
@@paulamccarthy9511Fun Fact: I pass the old Bin Laden mansion on my way to work everyday. It was an old 1920s mansion built on a lake between Winter Garden and Clermont, Florida. It has been empty ever since they left after 9/11 and the place is been for sale forever. Unfortunately it has also been vandalized over the years.
When he talks about trump you see in the background who voted for trump and who didnt LOL
That dude with the long hair in the front definitely voted for Trump. He went from smiling to serious right away. What a snowflake lol
John Smith truth haha
Exactly who I was talking about
Anyone who unironically uses the word snowflake should just stop talking
shrek onion seems like you voted for trump? Hahaha
Russel is speaking about Tarek Bin Laden, who is a very prominent figure in Saudi Arabia and the Middle East in the world of property and infrastructure. A lot of great multi-billionaire projects regarding civil structures, water piping etc is done by his company in cities such as medina, Mecca, Riyadh and Jeddah. As well as many buildings in Dubai and Abu Dhabi were designed and built by his company. I know this, because a relative of mine who is a CFA (Chartered Financial Analyst) worked on one of the buildings in Dubai and personally met Tarek a few times. He is probably one of the most powerful figures in Saudi Arabia and as far as I know, speaks 7 different languages fluently and has an estimated net worth of $15 Billion.
My guess is that the Prince he did the private show for is actually Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman.
Damn...
15 billion and no integrity...Seems Osama was the only one who got it
chi nguyen I meant Osama....why? Because he was the only one in his family standing up for his values (for ex. no US military in their country)
chi nguyen really? Fk the us gov and the igorant people supporting it. From Romania ;)
PS: I’d like to see you having the same opinion if you were on the opposite side of american influence, let’s say you lived in Iraq or some other country us bombed democracy in. Although it’s strange as your nickname is vietnamese and you support us foreign policies. You must love what us did in vietnam.
PS2: what us gov calls terrorists, I found that they’re patriots and freedom fighters. Watch the initial Osama declarations and see what he says, not what your gov says about him.
Is it just me Russell looks like gru from despicable me
He shud be if despicable me 4 comes out
Rifky H Pirdaus me too 😅
Ohhhhh yesssss
Yeah
Facts
That Arab hospitality is no joke, and it's not just the Gulf. When I was learning colloquial Lebanese Arabic, the response to almost any compliment is "It's yours." When I was in Cairo on the subway, I was reading the signs to see which train to get on. Someone asked me where I was going, bought me a metro pass, rode with me to my stop, walked me to my hotel, and then went back to the subway to go where he needed to. If Westerners knew just one Arab family, they would see this
I'm guessing that hospitality.. Only applies to males
@@longebane You're guessing incorrectly
It's amazing how behaviour like this can coexist with blowing each other up. 🤦.
Yeah I know similarly contrasting behaviours exist in other parts of the world.
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 It's amazing how media brainwashed people today are.
You still unashamedly use the sentence 'blowing people up'?
Really?
Have you taken nothing from the talk and the comments?
Please go visit the middle east and stop being an ignorant misinformed Ray-Cyst 😊. And yes I mistyped that. I don't like using the word.
I love how he turns around to make sure he’s connecting to the entire crowd and not just a folks in front of him. Not too many comics do that on this stage.
Although I'm from Saudi Arabia, I laughed a lot and I noticed something, Americans think about us as rich princes, that's false, the truth is that we in Saudi Arabia when a guest comes the government takes him to some rich people, but they don't see the real residents, I'm a resident and I'm not rich nor poor, I live in an apartment with my family and I don't have an expensive car or anything, the point is that not all of us are rich white princes.
𓆩iG4M3R𓆪 bro really?
AustinGord yea dude, it's true
𓆩iG4M3R𓆪 dude im not even from america and I think thats true
So you guys can access youtube? Can you see the Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris stuff too?
WTF we are saudis not china yes we can
This is not so much a comedy skit as much as it's a detailed account of his trip to Saudi Arabia.
yet he brings the laughs.
That is what the whole show is. Ari (the host) comes out at the beginning and tells you that it's "just a bunch of funny people, tellin' stories about real shit that happened".
It's similar to the one Gabriel Iglesias did.
hes not a comedian. Watch any of his specials. He is the cringiest comic alive. No delivery no wit and he thinks he has the audience captivated the whole time. He even spaces out his bits by interacting and asking the audience questions constantly!! His friends really do a disservice to him by pretending he can do stand up. He should be in a back room somewhere writing for Big Bang Theory.
naveen udawella love it when people finally find out that those beheading stories are made up and Saudi Arabia is just like any other country, like Russia, or Germany, etc.
DoesNotInhale Yeah, tell that to him while we he's whipping hundreds of thousands of dollars
I have Moroccan in-laws and I can confirm the giving stuff thing is very common. “Hey that’s a nice painting, did you do that yourself?” “Yes, it’s yours now!”
Haha that’s nice and true. I am Moroccan living in Sweden but Morocco is not in the Middle East it’s in the Mediterranean very close to Spain and Portugal.
@@towfikambitious8575 Morroco is in Africa, I fu**ed one, I know and it shows it on the globe and map
@@nayastuder5908 i think he knows that it's in Africa lol
@@takasu9246 think he doesn't cz he went all around that using other terms
Nice money.
And the rest is history.
Plot twist: Russell vacations with "Dave Smith" every couple of years.
And their favorite mode of transportation are airplanes lol
@@KennyMcCormick99 luckily they got money for new planes every time...
And pilots too
Take this down
Dude Russell has Kevin hart money 💰 prob from his bro Dave smith they throw veyrons in the 🐪 desert 🌵 if they break the tranny or it won’t move no more.... throw it around like 🍚 rice. He paid... smart man...
I dont get it
“Russell what are you doing infidel?!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Osama Bin Ladin seriously shit the bed for everybody.
2
"I kill you!"
Best line of the clip
If the Prince of Saudi Arabia likes you hey your golden in Sandia Arabia....... We’re all aware that Saudi Arabia is thee only country to be named after them, they all, the Saudi Family.......
This story jumped to a whole nother level once he started talking about Bin Laden, holy shit!
Angad Sharma it's true tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even Osama Bin Laden himself spent quite some time in the US during his childhood, so yeah, we shouldn't be surprised that his brother sounded American.
Bin Laden family very very very rich
Hitler family is very defensive about their surname. Trump’s will be the same way. Not all Bin Ladens are Osamas. Judge the individual, not their family.
haha I didn't see it coming holy
Whoa I learned more about osama bin laden in this comedy show than all these years of American media
this is somewhat misleading. Osama's grandfather did build saudi arabia and the Bin Laden family is absolutely loaded, but there are so many half siblings all the influence has become diluted. Osama was something like the 27th son of his generation and only met his father twice.
That's why you can't get any facts from the American Media. You have to research and study on your own.
The karens and kens in the back stopped laughing when he started talking about trump 😂😂
bc politics, regardless of who its targeting should belong in a political comics lineup, not shoved randomly and without reason into wherever possible. at least that's my point of view
Killzonenwb i get what you are trying to say, but comedy is comedy no matter what they talk about it all depends on how sensetive you are. Ive heard this guy make fun of mexicans (Im Hispanic) and i still crack up cause i know its all jokes.
@@carrizalesjl95 normally racial jokes aren't sprinkled in with a completely clean set though. I'm perfectly fine with political jokes, but not when its just thrown in randomly, it doesn't even match well with the rest of the set. It puts the actual story on hold to say "hey fuck this guy" then goes back to it, and I don't really see a point in that pause.
@@carrizalesjl95 Yes jokes that have been overused about how Trump is bad soooooo funnnyy. Plus comparing your political opposition as a terrorist( though osama bin laden wasn’t behind 9/11) is dumb divisive political comedy. Also is sad that Trump is legitimately more funny in his press conferences and rallies than professional comedians.
orange man bad is overused.
Good jokes
Wrong audience
felt like everyone was trying to make noise at the wrong time just so they could hear themselves on this video
Wade Johnson agreed people in LA are full of crap
That's why he's so unknown in America, I was laughing my ass off and they were just sitting there acting all boujee
he's not 'unknown' in America at all..
Audience sucks
This is one of Russell's best and most mature bits, IMO. He pokes fun at another culture without mocking it. He imitates an accent in a non-mean spirited fashion. The story is full of twists and turns, but still plausible enough to be completely engaging. And the greatest twist of all is Russell's own relative ignorance. It's wonderful self deprecation that demonstrates he's really grown as a comedian.
Shut up and get a life.
@@Elpipiton that's not very nice
SimBol1216 well said. Very articulate and eloquent
Love the write up! It couldn’t have been said any better. As a Russel fan, I confirm this to be true.
Yeah but the crowd was dead. The ones sitting behind Russel...i wonder if they are eligible enough to be there. Its a comedy show!!
Russell always nails it.
Weirdly, as a strict mormon youth in salt lake city, raised by an lds father from Oldham Lancashire, I understand religious upbringing.
Russell has a nice way of story telling, he's like Dave Chappelle you can listen to those two for hours!
The MOST underrated skill... Storytelling
Agreed. I would even throw Jim Breuer with them. Not on the same tier as them in popularity but very underrated and a great storyteller as well.
@@jkocaja1 Oh dude, if you want a great storyteller, check Henry Rollins! :D
He pretty good but daves better
The great thing about UA-cam is you can say something and a year later someone can argue with what you said lol.
In Arab culture, if you compliment another on a material Good, they usually offer it to you!
I like your house
Does that include the wife /girlfriend or a side chick? 🤭😅😅
*palace
Samar Iqbal lol actually far from it, it's actually very insulting.
Samar Iqbal Are they materials to you ? ? ?
Russell is one of my favorites. He can work a room. I love how he plays to the people behind him.
The queen of England was a badass when she hosted the king of Saudi Arabia one time. She knew it was illegal for females to drive in Saudi Arabia. She asked the king if wanted to see the grounds. He said yes, probably assuming they would be driven. She drove them both in her personal land rover. Cheeky.
So empowering for her to be a taxi driver for the king. Great story.
@@SYEDENAM100 thanks dude. I thought it was cool too.
And Saudi Arabia has lifted the ban on forbidding female drivers since that happened. Might be unrelated, but still, good job Queen Elizabeth 2!
From America, I just saw that in a documentary or something.
It still blows my mind every time I remember that Queen Elizabeth still drives at 95!
Dude..relax! The last time a king visited UK was in 2007 and that was by the late King Abdullah. The current King his name is Salman and never been in UK since he took the throne, last time Prince Salman (back then) visited UK was in 2012 if I’m not mistaken or around that time. the women are allowed to drive in SA since 2018. So what you talking about exactly here?
You can tell a few audience members laughed awkwardly when Russell compares bin laden to trump 😂😂😂
It was an ok joke not really hilarious.
It was a cheap shot.
It was hilarious...they probably didn't laugh because the truth hurts
@AnnoyYouMos ಥ_ಥ
Personally I don't understand why people get triggered over something someone says from someone they don't even know. And I mean this for both sides who cares, do they pay your bills do they have anything to do with your life. You have no idea where they live who they are so I let him get under your skin. They're just narcissistic, thinks that the whole world should listen to them and anyone who doesn't is whatever they decide to call you.
It's like this post you can either agree with it or not agree with it but to be absolutely honest I don't care either way. If I have triggered anyone and you feel you have to send me a post telling me what a d*** I am you're just wasting your time because I don't give a Sh*t.
@AnnoyYouMos ಥ_ಥ
Sorry typo.
that should have been so why let them get under your skin.
Hublo watches can be around 25K a piece btw. Not a bad tip.
heck it can even be around $1million. It's a fucking good tip.
You cannot even spell it . Its Hublot.
I give Hublot presents to my workers . Its nothing for me.
halfvolley11 what are you fucking poor? i give Bugattis to my workers. it's peanuts to me
I smell BS
Thanks for sharing this story Russell! My most favorite so far! ❤️
I love Russell! Please don't hurt Russell! We love his jokes.
Guy behind the pole seemed triggered af when Russel mentioned Trump...
Yeah, so did I just a tad. I like Russell but I guess you can't agree 100% with everyone. But since I'm not a leftist I won't get offended and wish him deported back to Canada. I welcome diverse opinions. I just wish entertainers would stay away from politics.
@@t.b.player7102 no harm in that, it'd be inhuman to be ever tolerant and all.
I thought it was only me who noticed lol
Mann 😂😂😂😋
Had same exact thought!! Lmao
Had that “F U” face. Truth hurts I guess 😂
I was lucky enough to see him in a small club and took friends that had never seen him before. They were crying from laughing so hard.
I’ve been to Saudi for work. Awesome country and fantastic people. I didn’t meet any princes, haha, but great people and treated me with tons of respect. This set cracked me up! So many stereotypes I expected too my first time. Hilarious!
Much more safer in Arabia or any of those Gulf states than every major city in America that’s infested with violent blacks
Hublot watches cost anywhere from $5K to $400K retail 😂 let that sink in. The money over there is just insane 🤣🤣🤣
As a person living in Saudi Arabia, I can confirm what Russell is saying is true.
I love this guy 😂😂
The Prince must have been MBS!
The only thing wrong with this video is the audience!
No, the guy isn't funny...at all.
@@fizixx lol da fak u saying
They did laugh
@@fizixx He is.
John The King Robinson have you seen the stand up tours he does around the fucking globe with thousands of people laughing their asses off? This audience was shit.
4:16 dude behind Russell was so excited he forgot to sleep.
That intro was cold af
The first time I saw Russell Peters I wasn't a fan and thought he was pandering to the crowd too much. but the more I saw him the more I realized that he is genuinely a really funny guy. He has some of the best material I've seen in a long time. He's especially funny when he's going off the cuff.
Yes, he can even make jokes on the spot just by interacting with people.
Most comedians can't even do that.
@@Emsyaz this whole bit is stolen, from a far more successful comedian
@@papasweed.dispenseria5977 from who? I'm interested
@@vernontauro ua-cam.com/video/5Jqag3xxW7g/v-deo.html Gabriel Iglesias is a goat
I've met so many people from Saudi Arabia and oh my God they are so kind and funny, the media here is so wrong about them I hope that will change in the future
Alfrèdo he's plying the stereotype card just to be funny, let's be honest. American have been in Saudi since 50s in ARAMCO for instance.
They are so wrong about them , i mean who cares if they cover their women and not allow them to drive, who cares if they behead people for being christian or atheist , or for sorcery and witchcraft , such a nice people
Um doesn't America lynch people and hang them from trees and have gun laws that allow people to shoot up public places? Saudi Arabia is not pure nor is Murica.
i guess the people are not the wrong, but the government that governs them are.
But the airports are a nightmare. This is what they do, they gather the worst most incompetent people they can find in the entire country and say the airport is yours to handle do whatever the hell you want and then they waste your time mistreat you lines for literally hours stupid questions mistreating the elderly No care for children People are afraid of leaving the lines to go to the washroom. They literally go out of their way to cause you any inconvenience they can. I went there from Pakistan thinking our airports were a little annoying came back with an appreciation unlike any other. If there is any way to bypass the airport at Jeddah you should do it
Wow that was probably the most interesting story I’ve heard on this show
Sometimes I wish I had the same sense of humor that some people have. They seem to find absolutely everything hilarious!! It's mind boggling
lol His impressions are so underrated.
Literally every comedy video on UA-cam comments:
“wOw tHiS iS tHe wOrSt aUdIeNcE”
this is true, in prank videos like the impractical jokers its like "wow that person didnt bust a lung laughing so theyre gonna go to hell" and then in videos like this "even though the audience is laughing and having a good time, time laughed at a little bit too hard at that trump joke so theyre also going to hell".
Is nobody actually watching the comedian? Are you all watching stand up comedy videos for the Audience? You are completely missing the point. Dumb shits.
Clown
People forget that a lot of times the audio of the audience is ducked so that you can hear whoever is talking
Not Saudi, not Muslim, and not famous but my experiences with the families and royals in Saudi makes it a Kingdom that will forever be in my heart. 🥰
This is hilarious, I needed to laugh today. Thanks for everything ❤️👊🇨🇦
Russell never fails to make me laugh also learned more about the middle east + osama bin laden from him than any story from the media! This is how you bring the world together!
You need to read more and stop getting your information from the Media they are poison.
Roy Batty I mean he was there and met the people sooo it wouldn’t be harmful to at least consider half of what he’s saying to be true
Lack of appreciation ruined this best standup.,🤪
Lack of impersonations really ruined this stand up. That was literally the only thing that made him funny.
Highlighting Ī
This wasn’t really standup tho; it’s literally just him telling a story, not a standup act
He was like, I was like, and I go... and he goes....
always funny russell peters never disappoints
Whoever gave the watch to Russell, mad respect! What a great culture. 🤝👊
What the hell was that intro?
Run the jewels is the group . I think dj shadow is the producer
@M2D2 dry
Thank you for a second I thought I was the only one who thought it was idiotic
It's very American.
American here and I didn't like the intro.
Holy shit. So nobody point out that he was gifted a watch that range anywhere from $10k to $300k just cuz the guy felt like giving it away lol
Meanwhile poor people there cannot even ear 10k dollars in their whole life
darkbluemt they do the same in Chechnya. Also Russel will not pay tax on it because it was a gift.
He probably was paid fifty G's for the event. The watch - - meh.
@@gitbint he was paid more than 50k lmao. this is Russell Peter's not Anthony jeselnik. the story about the watch could be fake, but regardless it's a very expensive watch
@@lesyaa7428 Chechnya you mean the place where one of their politicians embezzled 1/10th of the nation's GDP from them?
Russell while narrating looks like he's reliving the moment .............and lots of love to Middle east people
Best ever intro. Holly Molly that is really a level
The audience is whack.... damn..
Been to a lot of comedies. All audiences are like this
Some people get the jokes slower. Some people don't find a joke funny until 10 minutes later
I instantly thought of Joey from friends 😂
He's whack
@@MyRockmetal 😂
TBH this set wasn't actually that strong. I know Russell can do better, still very funny imo. Just not his best.
The camel dance was done by a Saudi comedian, he was playing around I saw it in a SnapChat when russle were there.
So most of russell story was real
yes most of them.
Zeus Jr all of it was real
Which comedian?
yeah wasnt it warchieff?
Russell is the best. At what he does he is definitely an absolute master.
Probably the best recent Russell Peters video
I don’t understand the whole deal with people saying the audience is bad. They’re laughing at everything!
I feel like this is one giant inside joke.
I think what they are saying is that he was much funnier than the audience reacted to. At least I think that is what they are saying.
Or that there’s a ton of gem jokes in there they don’t even react to lol
😀😁😀😁 not many people Have The brains for a joke well delivered.
Everything was pretty funny, and there was more than one part that was hysterical, but the crowd only reacted like that to the trump joke
People here to comedian: Sorry about the crowd. They didn't get it. /I/ got it though.
Tie us to 2 different camels and make them run away ..
LMAO 🤣
...in opposite directions !!
Hey that's actually a real thing btw, they did it with horses in the Middle Ages.
In ancient China, they did with 5 horses.
@@dengster8884 - ALWAYS gotta "one up us" China!
@@SirCaco - yes! That would be the "draw & quarter" ... not very pretty.
IIRC, this is how they killed William Wallace, a famous Scottsman, back in the day. So you are likely flogged for half a day. Then to "end" the pain, the "perp" is tied to four horses, who may also be whipped... and they each have a major limb.
So IF your limbs are stronger than a motivated horse (not happening - unless you are The Mountain), you are ripped apart - maybe even slowly.
Saudi saves money - only use two camels! dah!
I doubt anyone in the audience knows Russell Peters.
I doubt anyone in the audience is a real person. They seem bored and lack understanding in Humor.
mvpmickey1 Russell Peters was the third highest paid comic in North America last year. So yeah, I think more than a few people know who he is.
@@bobchristopher6928 Not in a mainstream setting by any means. It's not even that he lacks talent or an audience it's that whomever advertises for him or sets up meetings like talk shows and morning shows (Just realized I described an agent) is trash at their job. I can't remember the last time or any time I've seen this guy just hanging out and promoting himself.
@@w47765 i think his brother who manage him
bob christopher And this was 2 or 3 years ago. He probably wasn’t that well known at the time.
Joe Villa bro there are tons of comedians going on Podcasts and shit
This is more educative than funny
Great job!
The women can drive now. I want a new standup for that 😂
mk steel 😂😂. That was his best stand up ever
Now they would be complaining about being stuck behind women drivers
I have seen this man entertaining us for more than 19 years. Love it, evergreen
The description made me relive the tour,its like everything happening in front of eyes
I loved this SO MUCH! Russell always reminds me why I love stand up ✊🏽💯
*I've watched this video like dozen of times, and i laugh everytime.. This is a classic*
Russell supports pewdiepie
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It really is!
He handled this story soooooo well! This is what makes me such a big fan of him. He breaks boundaries with his stories and is not afraid of going against the stereotypes rather than enforcing them to explain the truth. The Western media loves to portray Saudi Arabia as this incredibly backward and ignorant country when in fact, its one of the most advanced countries in the world. The people there are incredibly friendly, respectful and ridiculously generous. Once I went to Jaddah and I had a Saudi mall security guy help me cross the road without me even asking him. Store guys at malls would get me and my family chairs to sit on and even brought us free juice and soda while we were shopping there. I have been to so many countries yet I have never experienced such kindness and generosity the way I did in Saudi Arabia and the UAE. Yes there are lots of bad social issues going on there but this is no different than the social issues most Western countries including the US have.
I am glad you liked it :)
I feel ya. Navy vet here, went to numerous ports in the UAE and I think at least mall-wise they are more respectful and considerate. No screaming kids running all over in the malls, etc
A man's perspective.
i.e.d stop with the lies man, i am Saudi from jeddah and i can almost guarntee you that all the security guys that works in malls through out the kingdom are 100% Saudi's as foreigners arent allowed actually to work in such a jobs
So please check your facts before posting out
Are you white ?
Close your eyes and he becomes Seth Rogen.
Oh your god
BRO
I don’t hear it
if seth was funny.... like bro i love him... but he does not even come close
Seth Rogen is funny in film, never seen him on stage. I guess and counts for Russel Peters in reverse.
This is the funniest of Russel's acts.
Couldn't stop laughing.
I love comedians like him, they bring the world together! :D There's good and bad people everywhere, but honestly most Muslim countries treat non-Muslim visitors like royalty. Its just media and a few psychos that distract everyone from the reality.
Thats sooo true! I have met many caucasians who lived in Saudi Arabia for over 10 years and were treated likely royalty with incredibly high incomes and benefits provided to them by their workplace. One friend said she lived there for 25 years working at a hospital that payed for her car (including the cost of gas), house (a freaking mansion), and gave her and her direct family free tickets to any country they want to visit every year. Her children were all enrolled at top American schools.
Hayah K i wouldn't say royalty because that would be wrong ... and muslim countries are a bit hostile/opressive of other religions especially in ksa ... but that being said in the west like usa ... the middle eastern culture is wrongly portrayed and is pictured way more aggressive than it is
Whatever man, fuck Islam anyways. We need to move forward. Sincerely, a fellow Middle Easterner.
Nader Maroun well said
I agree. But for the sake of honesty.... I have to openly admit to being too afraid to go to the middle east anytime soon. Given that I'm white as white gets (Irish) .... I wouldn't be all that safe outside of maybe Saudi Arabia and qatar...
*FBI wants to have your Phone with all the contacts
Xd
The Bin Laden family is probably the most prominent family in Saudi Arabia outside of the royals. If you do business in Saudi, you do business with Bin Laden. The FBI already has all their info down their favorite prostitute.
Not really mos of those family guys are educated in USA and other western schools so they know exactly who they are and have no problem whatsoever with them.
They could just ask the Bush family.
They can't. One intelligence agency got it already :) Think they have office somewhere in Virginia, not too far from Washington. They may drive there to ask for it. I think if they ask nicely, the agency has to give it to them.
why? The NSA already has total access.
We all know that life is comedy , and I’m so grateful
To see one of my
Idols
Express that !!! Well
Done Mr Peters
The best are the greatest story tellers, and Russell s the Best😊😊❤.
Very charming story teller. His normal material isn’t risqué enough for Americans. Great VO voice
What? Wdym risqué ? If you mean like dark humour he has plenty as well 😂😂 and he’s very popular in Canada and America
Is this your first time listening to him?
Nobody knows what the fuck you mean by that man 😂😂
@@shank8853 sq
Never Disappointed with Russell Peters! Best standup Comedian!
What a great comedian Russel is!!!
Anybody else enjoy his comedy when he’s not looking to the audience for jokes? He’s naturally a funny person, he doesn’t need his material from pointing at every person in the audience. This was a great set!
I learned to respect others. Thanks for this, Russell.
when Trump joke came some guys face
were like 😕
They were TRIGGERED
yap 😂
Naaah, just guys tired of Trump jokes. Its like no one can be creative without Donald Trump. Its just getting old
Not gona lie thought your heads up trump joke was gona be about the watch guys small hands lol
lol he should've done a callback to the watch
One of the Great Living Legends of Comedy!! 😁✌
This video is owesome😊 who's watching ryt now .2021
Last part was the funniest.
"Just to let you know, your name is going in as Dave Smith on my phone."
The best stand-up I've seen on comedy central so far. Russell Peters is a master storyteller. Definitely one of best comedian in the world.
Derek Sunario Eh you need to watch more then
if you like Another comedian talking about Saudi Arabia then check out Fluffy ( gabriel inglesias ) version
mescan got boots...
don't forget about mah man Ali
Gabriel Iglesias, Dave chappelle and Aries spears in my opinion are definitely better. Dave chappelle's story telling and delivery is on point, every time!
Still how cool is that , to have met the royal family and performed for them . 👌😊
Russel is outstanding comedian dude love you bro
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love you Russel ,
big fan from Saudi Arabia
I lived in Jeddah for 3 years in the middle 70's, I laughed my butt off because he is spot on having been introduced to a couple princes... Never forgot the talking to about not admiring things in a Saudi's home.
Jiddah
nope Jeddah, had it spelled out for me living there. @@macyoakes7555
What did you do there if you dont mind me asking
Hilarious now I have to find this special.
This was too short. MOAR!
I am from Toronto so I have been hearing Russel since he was an unknown. I like this material it is a bit of new direction. Nice.
Never seen or heard him, but this was very refreshing to me.
You u r best comedian i came thru.👍
#RussellPeters has a storytelling unique style of stand-up comedy... Fantastic.
Russell is funny. Great story, fun to hear and makes you laugh.
OMG I love Russel Peters GREAT COMEDY this guy is hilarious!!! One of my fav comedians!!
He was 27years old but he can do this joke so awesome ,, you did it great russell #pb_ipbi
I give you props my boy you have talent best wishes
As an Arab , this guy gets the pass man.. he's halarious!! We love p Russell!!!