So true. Reminded me of my husband doing same. He passed away two years ago. He was 49. Thanks for reminding me how he cared for my sleep. I do have same problem if I hear small little noise if someone has to use bathroom at night. Even I try to avoid to go bathroom because than I can’t fall back asleep for an hour or so. I didn’t know that everyone has this issue. Thanks for this video. Wanted to laugh but sad at same time how my husband had to sacrifice for me. He was big fan of Rusell. That’s why I just started watching his videos.I watched some with my husband. He really had a good taste in everything especially shows. He was a Smart guy! He was Software Engineer. As Russell says if you are Indian you are in IT.
Bro, that was hilarious! I woke my wife up laughing so hard watching this. She said, “ Thanks for waking me up, now I have to go pee!” And, so it begins! 🤣🤣
Haha, it’s funny how the audience laughed so much at him describing his routine and his wife’s routine of going to use the bathroom late at night! That’s one of the hardest throughout a video that I’ve heard the audience laugh at his jokes!
George Carlin (unfortunately he died, but he was the best!!!) check: George Carlin - 7 dirty words (best part) George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92] and about "Stuff"
owtena I don't know if that's sarcasm or not. 😂. But glad to be of help. I guess. 😅. If you really didn't know, watch Russell interviewed by Larry King. It's just cool to know that we're following the person/s who idolizes the Philosopher-Comedian George Carlin.
Holy guacamole! This is so accurate when I think about me & my sister... I go in slowly & quietly but she storms in like a hurricane and slams the door.
Russel forgot one thing, the little fart at the end? I usually just part my hairy cheeks with one hand and lift my right leg ever so slightly to maintain stealth... Then I return the toilet lid (both of them) flush the toilet and then resume my stealthy return to peaceful slumber.
Omg I’m dying😂😂😂 like every video I watch of him, I’m always dying of laughter and then my parents will just give me this weird look like “what the hell is wrong with her?” 😂 his jokes and accents r the best 😂😂😂
I know, right! Too hilarious, like I am vindicated right now for decade of creeping to and fro after being afraid to move just yet to get out of bed and pee, and not wash my hands, lmfao.
Any guy who puts the lid back down at night is a 100% keeper. You don’t even have to be super stealthy or anything like that, just put the seat back down.
Honestly, speaking to all guys, just sit down and pee. Ignore that stupid ass societal stigma. You know what they advantage of being a guy is? We have OPTIONS on how to pee, and sitting down is one of them. It's so much easier, and not to mention preferable when you're half asleep and don't have to aim.
@nahor88 At home, I always sit. And at night especially; that's much quieter. The pee has a much shorter distance to travel and it's guaranteed to hit the inside of the bowl.
One of the best of all tym!!! Seen him live 2nite in Pleasanton and he's a great comedian. Interacts with the crowd and can come off the head ....freestyle. hilarious
I'm coming back to the bed BROTHER ! I lost it right there lmao
Bro so did I lmao 😂😂
Pow body slam at 3 am!
Mani Bharathi
Yeah same here!
That makes it two of us!
Same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"im coming back to bed brother" cured my diabetes a little bit
Body slam
It's 4 AM and I think I just woke the whole neighbourhood up by laughing so hard!
They told me to laugh more in life. I came to watch Russell.
same here
he is losing touch. his old stuff was way better
Dharm Yogi agree
Aniket Babuta ya your picture makes you look so happy
A deep PhD Thesis on Bodily Functions and Peeing ! Well Done Bro Detailed Bowel Movements for Taking a Dump Número 2 Please explain!!
6:42 _scrolling the comments to see if anyone else found Jus Reign in the audience..._
same bruh i saw him and im like let me go see if anyone else saw or if im just trippin
Who cares
@@likeplease7245 You obviously do if you're gonna waste your not so precious time to reply to me. Bye!
@@annakuwaso5648 lol nice one. Hate it when people actually write a message like they don't care. Looks like one of them who asks for 'Likes' too lol.
Yeah me tooo
So true. Reminded me of my husband doing same. He passed away two years ago. He was 49. Thanks for reminding me how he cared for my sleep. I do have same problem if I hear small little noise if someone has to use bathroom at night. Even I try to avoid to go bathroom because than I can’t fall back asleep for an hour or so. I didn’t know that everyone has this issue. Thanks for this video. Wanted to laugh but sad at same time how my husband had to sacrifice for me. He was big fan of Rusell. That’s why I just started watching his videos.I watched some with my husband. He really had a good taste in everything especially shows. He was a Smart guy! He was Software Engineer. As Russell says if you are Indian you are in IT.
So ur single 😘
@@babla69420 ew
@@zypher3998 normie
😢 losing a friend and a sole mate. He still in your heart inspirit
@@babla69420shame on you
"I'm coming back to bed brother" 😂😂😭😭 i completely lost it there
I've watched this so many times in the past and everytime i watch it...that part makes me howl with laughter hahahahahha
*spring recoils in indian Accent*
nice observation
*pees in Arabic*
hahaha...likes ngah ve
*Taps in Bhangra*
Bahahahhaha so true
"Im coming back to bed, Brother!" *taps elbow* 😂😂😂
Could you explain to me this joke please?
I have never laughed this hard before. I can't believe I had tears streaming down my face.
@ moonyprongs
R Peters is SOOOOO funny
@moonyprongs, Because probably this is your first watched video on this channel? xD
**makes a fart sound**
Subtitle- Music
WHERE IS IT?! 😂😂😂
@@the_hanburger 3:15
lmao
hahahahahaha!!!!
Ah yes... Music to my ears
6:41 Oh Shit it's Jus Reign.
7:40 on the left. Baisti complete.....lol
YoRoBro peep my boy
YoRoBro OMG
YoRoBro Omg yes!!!!!!
LOL..I was thinking that I know this guys..thanks for reminding the name :P
Mr. Peters
Russian guy : he he he😂😂🤣🤣
Laxmi Prasad Maharjan постоянно над этим смеюсь 🤣 Mr. Peter 😂😂😂
Ah yes
I get it
Good morning mr pidor
All these years and he's still one of the most funniest comedians alive.
I wouldn't go that far, he's probably not in top 10 of the North American standupers, but he's funny for sure.
he narrates in a way that I can picture out visually brilliant
I haven't laughed like that in a really long time lol God bless him
Waleed Syed Allah bless the infidel!!
As a woman, I confirm that I do go to the bathroom like how he described.
As a men I confirm that I do wake and make my way to bathroom so silently that I fee like a theif in my own house. We just care your sleep ladies.
Oh so your a LGBTQ person.
Yamamoto Isoroku Must be great not having any sex right?
@@realdude332 like defending a woman gets you laid everyday, right virgin?
Gaurav Singh Fuck their sleep. If they won’t respect my sleep why the hell should I respect theirs. You want respect, you gotta show respect.
This describes my wife with pin point accuracy. Such a fine tuned joke almost custom to my experience. I love this so much.
"You woke every body in the Northern Hemisphere up!" HAHA!
"I'm coming back to bed, brother!" I'm fucking dead xD
Well ladies lemme tell Ya... That superman thing... It's real 😂
I've seen my husband make that pose. 🤣
Same as peeing outdoors😄
Fuck yeah bruh!
Stop spreading secrets!
Thats how corona spread 😆
Bro, that was hilarious! I woke my wife up laughing so hard watching this. She said, “ Thanks for waking me up, now I have to go pee!” And, so it begins! 🤣🤣
Haha, it’s funny how the audience laughed so much at him describing his routine and his wife’s routine of going to use the bathroom late at night! That’s one of the hardest throughout a video that I’ve heard the audience laugh at his jokes!
I think Russel Peters has been spying on me because he just describe what I do with every single little detail
😂😂😂
"Coming back to bed, brother!"
**Sweet home Alabama**
100% accurate! 😹😹 My mom even does the “UUUUGGHH!” Sound.
Wtf??? 🙄🙄🙄
Billa bhai exactly my thought
''I'm coming back to bed, brother!'' 7:32
Look out!😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Junior17 what's with that???
@@AswathReacher man poor Russell
Easily my favorite comedian!
Who gives a shit about respecting a women's sleep when they don't give a shit about us!😬😬😡😡😡😡😡😬😬😬😬
@@marioiacolucci sexist
@@ILoveYani chill out!😬😬😬😬😬
The amount of accuracy he talks about women when they pee is so accurate.
Yes, accuracy is accurate.
;D
He's simply best❤ Can't find any alternative of him...
George Carlin (unfortunately he died, but he was the best!!!)
check: George Carlin - 7 dirty words (best part)
George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]
and about "Stuff"
owtena George Carlin is Russell's idol.
Wow! I didn't know that. Thanks ;)
owtena I don't know if that's sarcasm or not. 😂. But glad to be of help. I guess. 😅.
If you really didn't know, watch Russell interviewed by Larry King.
It's just cool to know that we're following the person/s who idolizes the Philosopher-Comedian George Carlin.
Black Sheep, I really didn't know that. English is my third language so I think my phrasing was wrong :D
Thank you, I'll watch his interview ;)
He's just the best. Can't get enough of his jokes.
I'm coming back to bed BROTHERRR.. I lost it LOL
What does he do sleep with hulk hogan
3 people in one bed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Russell has the best sound effect from his mouth 😅
Holy guacamole! This is so accurate when I think about me & my sister... I go in slowly & quietly but she storms in like a hurricane and slams the door.
Whenever I want to improve my mood I watch this piece and it never failed me. The best!
I lost it when he said "I'm coming back to bed brother"
Body slam!
The fact of how true this is is funny as hell 🤣🤣
"Oh my god did I wake you? " LMAO!
I love this guy, his comedy just gets better
6:41 its that youtuber jus reign
Yes it is :P
Yup
kashish baliyan some random youtube pussy?
kheyl Jenkins wtf why you hate em
Who?
The best comedian on both northern and southern hemisphere, brotha!
So relatable. My mom hated noise, especially while she's sleeping 🤣
Russel forgot one thing, the little fart at the end? I usually just part my hairy cheeks with one hand and lift my right leg ever so slightly to maintain stealth... Then I return the toilet lid (both of them) flush the toilet and then resume my stealthy return to peaceful slumber.
The hardest part about telling jokes is the delivery man and HE NAILS IT!!!
When you wake up to pee in the middle of the night your senses are in a heightened state, it’s truly a phenomenon. You’re never tired
You are phenomenal Mr. Peters! I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 You’re hilarious 😂 I really would love to see you live one day!
Omg I’m dying😂😂😂 like every video I watch of him, I’m always dying of laughter and then my parents will just give me this weird look like “what the hell is wrong with her?” 😂 his jokes and accents r the best 😂😂😂
I know, right!
Too hilarious, like I am vindicated right now for decade of creeping to and fro after being afraid to move just yet to get out of bed and pee, and not wash my hands, lmfao.
I just found out about this comedic genius, and then he mentions a "jiu-jitsu roll" at 4:45... Mad respect!
(Hulk Hogan voice) "I'm coming back to bed brotha" 😂🤣
"I'm coming to bed Brother" is what caused me to burst out laughing and get stares from my coworkers
If i am stressed out. I watch this vid and laugh the stress off. His stand up is medicine for me. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 God bless him.
That tap dancing was the funniest part. watching on loop
6:43 Even Jus Reign watches Russell
sidpunk629 YESSSSSS ! OH YESS ! *flow of satisfaction that someone noticed*
Who?
Mario Iacolucci He's a popular Indian UA-camr .. You should go watch his vids :>
sidpunk629 hes canadian
Imperial791 Indian Canadian .. :P
I dont know how relatable this is, but it made me laugh out amidst all the "get married" stress. Made my day!!!
Did you finally get married :D
"the pee just cascades into the water"
After all these years, I still think of this every time I try to be quite when taking a piss. Classic man
God! I love this man!!!!! he makes jokes out of simple things 😂😂
I'm coming back to bed Brothah!!! 😂😂😂😂
3:17 I am under the impression that there are some farts that can only be set free when urinating.
Farting without judgements? What more could I possibly want?
I will never wake to use the bathroom at night without thinking of this again. The tap shoes took me OUT. #accurateaf 😳😫😂
6:41 I see you Jus 😂
Who is she ?
Khaled Osama It's the Indian guy on the left. He's a popular UA-camr named Jus Reign.
Khaled Osama its a indian youtube JusReign
Oh thanks
Is he a comedian ?
Yeah
This has to be one of the funniest jokes he's ever did!! I honestly laughed a lot. Like full laugh, not a small giggle or chuckle
6:41 on the left omg its jusreign😲😲
Eddie McMullen 😂😂
Suhail B. OMG. Who fucking cares about a no name loser
Eddie McMullen other than the 195 people who liked post?
@Eddie McMullen Other than 285 people? sure.
@@polynumerous7403 Russell Peters does, seeing as he acknowledged Jus Reign at the end of the special.
the hulk hogan piece had me in tears. watched it over and over again
Russel Peters had the ladies laughing hard because they are guilty of the pee pee breaks disturbance over night.
Thnx for the exposure hehe
Right on
*"yeah bitch you woke everyone on the Northern Hemisphere up"*
I lost it. Now *I* have to pee 😂😂😂
Wholesome
even squidward likes his jokes
6:43 Is it Jus reign! 😍 He's also a very very best of the comedian. Love his content on his channel.
I saw him too
Any guy who puts the lid back down at night is a 100% keeper. You don’t even have to be super stealthy or anything like that, just put the seat back down.
Y? Afraid rats will crawl out¿
Honestly, speaking to all guys, just sit down and pee. Ignore that stupid ass societal stigma. You know what they advantage of being a guy is? We have OPTIONS on how to pee, and sitting down is one of them. It's so much easier, and not to mention preferable when you're half asleep and don't have to aim.
@nahor88 At home, I always sit. And at night especially; that's much quieter. The pee has a much shorter distance to travel and it's guaranteed to hit the inside of the bowl.
I've lost it at the Hulk Hogan comparison! 🤣
man I'm so glad to see you back! you are too funny! 😂😂😂😂
A masterpiece from the man Russell 👍👍
No kidding, I have NEVER laughed this hard in my life. You should have seen it happen, lmao
he's telling the truth lol
ain't lying man
"OMG did I wake you~~?" I'm dying!
look at the crowd !!!!!!! you earned it !!!
One of the best of all tym!!! Seen him live 2nite in Pleasanton and he's a great comedian. Interacts with the crowd and can come off the head ....freestyle. hilarious
This one's one of best comedy videos.
i love that during the bathroom joke the people fully laughing are women and couples.
It's not comedy. It's poetry ♥️ But seriously, so damn true.
My wife concurs every detail he described 🤣
Quite possibly THE BEST comedian on this planet!
On both southern and northern hemisphere
Yeah Bitch, you woke up everybody in the Northern Hemisphere up!
This is one of the best ever...by anyone.
Literally watching this vid at 3 AM, contemplating whether I should go to the bathroom or just fall asleep...
idk if you're still trying to decide but i think you should go
What are you cutting concrete in there (jackhammer noises) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the funniest thing I've ever heard him say
bruh this was the most hilarious sketch ever!
This stand up comedy never gets old 😂🤣
wow jus reign has no clue what russel is talking about.😂😂 6:41
gamerAS lol
gamerAS Oh shit good eye 😂😂😂
gamerAS who fucking cares about some youtube pussy
@@polynumerous7403 Who the heck are you? You're spamming this whole comment section.
This is the most relatable thing ever!!!!!😂😂😂😂
I was drinking juice while watching and I almost choked myself 😂😂😂
How to tell a bathroom joke like a professional, and who's that elegant ass lady smiling through the entire joke while i'm here dying in bed.
I was eating while watching this video and I had a really hard time ensuring that the food don't come out of my mouth. This guy is hilarious
The way he describe the opening the door is so accurate 😂😂
Young women doesn't seems to enjoy that bit while the older womens are enjoying it a lot😂
Because I don't do all of that! Except for the sighing when I sit down, because I stall until it's almost too late.
Best Stand up Comedian
Excellent Job Russell
Go Raptors Go
We The North
The Six
Canada Rules 😀❤
That Hulk Hogan impression 👍👌😂😂😂😂
Peeing on the side and not directly in water is so relatable🤣🤣
I don’t remember the last time I laughed this Hard! 😂😂😂😂 #YouAreAwesome
Hii
Ah the art of stealth. Its so true, every step, from pouring yourself quietly out of bed to slowly turning the handle to peeing stealthily.
you rock russell :)
The Hulk Hogan reference sent me lmao. "I'M COMING BACK TO BED, BROTHER!!!!" *Elbow Drop*