How do you come up with it Russell ! You are so funny and sharp. That is what I call a natural talent 👍 btw, you'd get along with my mom very well. She too is completely against all forms of body paintings 😂
❤❤Hey you know WHAT? I realised it's been TWENTY YEARS ever since i watched the first show. Keep up with the humour ❤❤. May God bless you and your family ❤❤
He's so right about tattoos. Back in the day "you had to earn them" or at least they had an actual meaning to the person wearing them, and you could recognize the motif from afar. Now some have whole arms and legs tattoed with elaborate, intricate color work that from three feet (one meter) apart just looks like an extreme contusion or late-stage skin cancer.
He was 1000% SPOT ON about the tattoos lol. I've always said tattoos are gonna get old and out of fashion in the near future and most people now are even taking them off. Just people trying to look cool and different yet somehow ended up all looking the same LOL!!!
What is the problem with that? That is why the world is getting down road. So, a fifteen yrs old cannot listen what was said in the show? It will get him confused? It will damage his mental health? Get out of here man.
😂 I always knew I would get tattoos even though none of my friends or family had one because since I was 5 years old I always drew on my arms, hands and ankles. I now have 16 tattoos and I’m almost 40
I am a huge fan! Keep up the good work man! You are great! That video reminded me of a joke I heard a while ago: Do you know if the dragons or tigers also have a custom to make tattoos of idiots/morons/halfwits on their limbs or it is only the other way around?
Russell Peters has the most innovative comedy approach, from his surprise cultural experience, to the criticism he subtley express through these ridiculous animated descriptions OMG 🤣🫣, dude draws you in like a schoolyard bro with those skit descriptions.. and literally we can't get enough. Who here thinks having a beer with this chap wouldn't be interesting... tattoo or not 😅 Say it out-loud so the neighbors hear you, "this hotel sucks .. but there's s Russell Peters special on the tube.... Fuk it , open the door and holler it down to the front desk too.
Love his trademark jokes, "SOMEBODY GONNA GET HURT TONIGHT "❤❤❤. MAN he's been working vigorously for the past TWENTY YEARS yah.❤❤. Best part is that his jokes are all original ❤❤. No stand up comedian in the world can ever say that Russell stole his jokes, NEVER. I'VE noticed that his jokes are totally new and his style. He has a unique style of humour. That's why people like us still follow his shows ❤❤❤❤❤❤. Dear Russell please do take care of your health.❤❤❤❤❤. We would love to see you shine till the end ❤❤❤❤❤❤.
So I was looking for a new tattoo artist and I saw this young man with what I thought was a great tattoo. I asked him, "where did you get that?" PRISON. Well I probably . . won't . . be . . going . . there
She is 19 she is beautiful and she could do whatever she wants to do you are not her parent Russell Peter she don't care the way she looking at you she's not even listening
@@akalkrlongkumer8161 I don't care but that's almost daughter he don't have right to speak for her if her dad ain't tripping Russell Peter shouldn't trip either he is all up in her business about her tattoo she's adult she can make her own decision
Seven tattoos* (plural, no apostrophe). And have you watched the movie "Memento". It's about a guy who needs to have things tattoed on his body because due to severe brain damage he can't make new memories.
@@Ar_cticus Watch again. He's referring to the Syrian guy getting a tattoo that resembles where HE comes from, instead of getting a dragon that has nothing to do with him.
12:02 this show should be R rated! Omg, talking about sex to a 15 year old? I wonder if the girl with the tattoos is offended? I’m fine with it, cracks me up, but I wonder how some might take it?
I love Russel.. man he can make your day..
Could watch this a thousand times in a day and still not get bored 🤣🤣
This is the part i was looking for and i wanted to relive. Priceless
love this guy. my Fav comedian.
I love this guy
Man is a legend…
The only comedian that make comedy out of you
He's definitely in my top 5 funniest comedians..
Who are other 2345?
Kat Williams
Bernie Mac
George Carlin
Trevor Noah
He is the one
love you RP you are the man and a legend of comedy. God bless you and keep you safe.
Russel , you are the best , thank you for making me laugh all the time 🙏🙏🙏
Russell* - why the fuck can't get anyone his name right?!
This is guy is ridiculously hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes this is guy is ridiculous I agree
He is Indian so
And u found him after 15 yrs...ur late.
Is he retired😢
Is this is guy is ridiculously is hilarious is
Always cheer me up when iam angry . Thanks Man
Russel is hands down the best out there
Russell*
That "dont you quit on me" impersonation was spot on! 😂 From the movie Men of Honor
I lost it when he said “sorry Lebanese people” 😂🇱🇧❤
Boom 💥!😊
Tough times😊
What is it about ?. Are those shirts famous in lebanon ?
😂
Love how the Asian guy next to the Syrian guy just so happened to have a dragon tat, lmao. What are the odds?
Could NOT stop laughing at that. I wasn't expecting him to actually have that dragon tat haha.
Often😂
Great sense of humour... There's no one in the crowd who didn't laughed....
you saw?
This is an old one. I’ve seen it before. Love it and can’t wait for new content!!!!
15:25 I always love the parts he talks about India and Indians 😂
One of the hilarious ones about tatoos! 😂and so true.
I hope you replace Trevor Noah on The Daily Show. It's your time!
Nah, let him get his own original show.
YES🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Trevor Noah is a disgrace, disgusting terrible show
definitely
I'd start watching the daily show again if he takes over!!! Lol
He would be an vast improvement for sure. Russell peters is hilarious!!
Russell and the audience killed it 🤣
How do you come up with it Russell ! You are so funny and sharp. That is what I call a natural talent 👍 btw, you'd get along with my mom very well. She too is completely against all forms of body paintings 😂
Thank God for this Human😊👏👏👏👍
I love this man!!!
What great way to honor his father by including Russell's father in the act (RIP)
Whenever I see him, I always remember one of his dialogue. "Hi I'm from Toronto, in Canada"🤣
, 😂🎉😊🎉🎉
He's one of the best
And 9 years ago he had only 1.03K subscribers, now he has 1.38M, good job man.
❤❤Hey you know WHAT?
I realised it's been TWENTY YEARS ever since i watched the first show. Keep up with the humour ❤❤.
May God bless you and your family ❤❤
I hope oneday if by God's grace you become a Christian am sure you can inspire so many people around the world with ur God's gifted talent ❣️
which Christ. u mean the suicided guy who died as useless unemployed old guy
He is doing all those adults while the mom is sitting and watching. 🤔😱. I could never.
His mum don't care as long as people laugh
He is very lucky to have parents who can stand that shit.
I’m Asian and NO WAY I’m gonna be saying stuff like he does in front of mines!😅
Same- even I'm Indian and I could never! @@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
@@Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 Maybe they would if you brought in millions of dollars doing it.
He's so right about tattoos. Back in the day "you had to earn them" or at least they had an actual meaning to the person wearing them, and you could recognize the motif from afar. Now some have whole arms and legs tattoed with elaborate, intricate color work that from three feet (one meter) apart just looks like an extreme contusion or late-stage skin cancer.
Russel is the best one that’s out there. Never found anyone more funny
Russell* - how hard is it to hit the same key twice?
I love you Russell
He was 1000% SPOT ON about the tattoos lol. I've always said tattoos are gonna get old and out of fashion in the near future and most people now are even taking them off. Just people trying to look cool and different yet somehow ended up all looking the same LOL!!!
Hey! I got mine on the back of my neck so I can hide it or show it depending on where I am. No regrets. 😁
They literally brought a 15 year old to this show . Some crazy uncle
What is the problem with that? That is why the world is getting down road. So, a fifteen yrs old cannot listen what was said in the show? It will get him confused? It will damage his mental health? Get out of here man.
😂 I always knew I would get tattoos even though none of my friends or family had one because since I was 5 years old I always drew on my arms, hands and ankles. I now have 16 tattoos and I’m almost 40
I am a huge fan! Keep up the good work man! You are great!
That video reminded me of a joke I heard a while ago: Do you know if the dragons or tigers also have a custom to make tattoos of idiots/morons/halfwits on their limbs or it is only the other way around?
that sick joke was so hilarious 🙏😅🤣
My favorite comedian
one of the best!
Gold!!! ... It's a fact!
Every time I $ off I always think of Russell Peters. LOL
👉👉 One of the best comedians to ever do it is this man right there
R.P#1for many years!
This man destroyed that poor 19Y old girl 😂😂😂
She probably overstated her age to somewhat match her size. She could also be 15 😂
i mean she literally proved his point LMAO
8:55 nah this dude is hilarious 😭😭
Russell Peters has the most innovative comedy approach, from his surprise cultural experience, to the criticism he subtley express through these ridiculous animated descriptions OMG 🤣🫣, dude draws you in like a schoolyard bro with those skit descriptions..
and literally we can't get enough.
Who here thinks having a beer with this chap wouldn't be interesting... tattoo or not 😅
Say it out-loud so the neighbors hear you, "this hotel sucks .. but there's s Russell Peters special on the tube....
Fuk it , open the door and holler it down to the front desk too.
Only Russel can do graphic details hilariously
Russell*
Russel Peter is the only comedian that can be funny without offensive, or the need to be
The only one you think!
Nah. He was an asshole to that first girl.
@@WizBunny3 aww lil bunny got hurt? grow up pal..she was in stitches the whole time & handled the banter quite maturely, unlike you ofc!!!
@@WizBunny3boohooooo
Russell* Peters*
Hi Russell, love your work. When I look at your latest videos vs old, in th new videos you are slightly preaching. In a way good. Did you notice?
The teen girl looked like she was 37 or 38.
IKR. But these white girls mature way younger than asians.
Legend
Legend.
we love your joke, Russell love from Germany
I love yr tattoo jokes cos I just couldnt bring myself to do one
Hey Russell, I think you and I are the only two people left in the US that don't have tattoos.
Me too!
None here!
You are the best.
Russell: "Dragons aren't real."
Smaug: "YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE ME?!?"
😂😂 this gentleman is funny
Love your shoes making Indian jokes
I thought she was 30, not 19.
Russell and Dave Chapel are my favos
Kudos for being one of the few who can spell "Russell" correctly. Kudos revoked for letting auto-complete take care of "Chappelle*".
He sounds like RICK
Amazing RP😂
RUSSELL,.....SAVAGE 🔥🔥🔥
Love his trademark jokes, "SOMEBODY GONNA GET HURT TONIGHT "❤❤❤. MAN he's been working vigorously for the past TWENTY YEARS yah.❤❤. Best part is that his jokes are all original ❤❤. No stand up comedian in the world can ever say that Russell stole his jokes, NEVER. I'VE noticed that his jokes are totally new and his style. He has a unique style of humour. That's why people like us still follow his shows ❤❤❤❤❤❤.
Dear Russell please do take care of your health.❤❤❤❤❤. We would love to see you shine till the end ❤❤❤❤❤❤.
This guy is something else 😂😂😂
The best!
Wait, I have a neck tattoo! 3 turquoise birds. 😆
Hes right i have a sleeve and i hate it hahaha
LMAO that chick literally proves his point hahahaha
This guy is 🔥🔥🔥
He is the proudest Indian ever.
You, your Dad stories your family stories etc the real you is sooooo funny 🎉,
So I was looking for a new tattoo artist and I saw this young man with what I thought was a great tattoo. I asked him, "where did you get that?"
PRISON.
Well I probably . . won't . . be . . going . . there
“ You look like Sharmootah “ 🤣
😂 always so good
0:28 Is that Rishi sunak UK prime minister on front seat???
Lieutenant Osiris from Tropic Thunder I assume at 1:44
I have a feeling the Asian guy with a dragon tattoo was planted😂😂
Rediculous!
Who would plant "an asian guy with a dragon tattoo" you tool 😂😆
Omg u went all out 😂😂
That's cute, man
Peter Fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂
M e c h eee niiic🤣🤣🤣 mechanic
The 62 year old 👍
No words
Very funny guy 👏👏👏👏#from Zambia
Way to go, all that talk front of your mother, show her how she educates you.
The tattoos on my face are fake but I do have a real Bible tattoo on my back and my ex said the same thing about it 😆
She is 19 she is beautiful and she could do whatever she wants to do you are not her parent Russell Peter she don't care the way she looking at you she's not even listening
Hypersensitive people zzzzzz
@@akalkrlongkumer8161 I don't care but that's almost daughter he don't have right to speak for her if her dad ain't tripping Russell Peter shouldn't trip either he is all up in her business about her tattoo she's adult she can make her own decision
Man, you need some psychiatric help
She's a very old looking 9teen.
@@tenzinyougyal8659 he ain't forcing her.
Funny AF
I have 7 tattoo's n I love it for me it's memories on my body ☺️
Seven tattoos* (plural, no apostrophe). And have you watched the movie "Memento". It's about a guy who needs to have things tattoed on his body because due to severe brain damage he can't make new memories.
14:35 Can you imagine if Canada’s flag had a pot leaf on it? 🤣
when he said that the asian guy should have a tank tattoo, i was wondering whether that was a reference to a specific event or not..
He was referring the Syrian Guy
nah, its from those old asian gangster movies. those hongkong guys like to wear tank top and showing their tattoos
@@Parkersneighboursneighbour oh right, that makes a lot more sense
@@Ar_cticus Watch again. He's referring to the Syrian guy getting a tattoo that resembles where HE comes from, instead of getting a dragon that has nothing to do with him.
May Allah enlighten you idk what religion you are from but you don’t talk about religious figures like that. I used to like you until now.
Natural
I feel sad for that Syrian guy not only for having a tattoo and but also not having balls to stay quiet when he joked about Jesus. He lost himself.
12:02 this show should be R rated! Omg, talking about sex to a 15 year old? I wonder if the girl with the tattoos is offended? I’m fine with it, cracks me up, but I wonder how some might take it?
There are videos everywhere and he still thinks he can get away with it