Russell Peters - Little Girls Are Smart
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- #RussellPeters heckles the audience, theorizes that all parents have a favourite child, and explains how little girls can control their dads.
Russell Peters stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2016.
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His plastic flower joke ending was gold. Very talented of him to be able to link that so seamlessly. Perfect.
Za vp mall
Literally the easiest connection ever.
I was literally waiting for him to say "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad" at the end :D
Ranju Ravindran 😂🤣😂
Same. Wish he had done that. Would have been the goat moments in comedy.
Me too!!!
I was waitin for it..... infact i was sayin it out loud in his accent.
Ditto. He has that on his T-shirts.
oh that girl is so mad at her friend 😂😂😂😂👌
You have a beautiful face
@@lordemarsh6804
I'm subscribing you :)
I dont know why. She looked beautiful.
She is beautiful...
She looked beautiful though .
People who have never seen Russell peters before, start with his newer videos and then go back to older ones... It's better that way.
Yes. I think his old Stand Ups were better. But I still love him...the best Comedian for me!
How many meths have you cooked so far?
@@Jnaga199 that makes no sence bro
Too late
@@Jay-en7bw breaking bad it's a tv show reference
Rusell Peters have set bars of funny so high from his past acts that now it's difficult to reach that level even by himself!!!
Was watching my wedding album with my 3yr old girl and she asked why she wasn't in the photos. The harder I laughed, the more she cried.
Damn 😂
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jay next time tell her she was there but she was invisible
This is the best comment, I read 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5 Years Later, I’m Sure That Flower Girl Is Still Mad At Her Friend 😂
The insecurity was ripe
Orrrr glad she was included in the show, got over it 5 days later.
But she did look amazing
@@Fiaw1 it's like a mix of insecurity and respect. She knows she's getting roasted by a standup comic. You can see the smiling grin on her face lol
Born and raised Indian, I can relate to that dad joke, I can't imagine ever doing that to my dad. At the same time, It did bring immense sadness to me as I recently lost him. ☹️ Miss your dad, forever. 💖 Russell!
Chinese dude here, I’m so on board with you. Feels like an Asian culture thing hahahahahahajaja
Lol Idk how many times I've got beaten by my parents 😂
It's just so common in our culture to beat kids.
As a pakistani i agree too😂
"Shh, this is a library."
Dayum, I'm so gonna use this the next time boss asks me to stop dozing off.
good luck
One rule going in Russell's Show....
Avoid the first few Rows, just avoid 🤣🤣🤣
no. its just dont stand out
@@lionnelmurimi651 don't be Brown and indian specially
I would like to be roasted by him 😁😂😂
@@whatrtheodds Hahahahh
and dont be indian
He: at 3:32 "make **tea** "
Subtitles: "..make **pee** " 😂
For people complaining these jokes are old, there are millions of people out there who never heard these. And guess what, they pay.
Basically he ripped people who dont have internet.
It's not complaining..it's criticism.
this is so sad.
badum tussssssssss
Because they get popular and got no content left ...
why a lot of comedians becomes less & less funny by time .. i miss the old Russell
+The Casino do not curse with items you do not possess
Sarra Ben Othman go away brownie
its usual . not less funny /.
+The Casino I'm white you racist pig
@@thecasino8022 edgy
The way he explained the TV and speakers and all that was so spot to on to the tee 👌😆
01:21 "You got flowers on your head sweetheart.. you look like a fucking SNAPCHAT"
*This got me rolf hard.
😂😂😂
My father's sister's youngest daughter is exactly like this!!! She is so sweet and amazing!!! But she's very smart and intelligent!!!
You could have said cousins. You made me calculate and my minutes are gone 😅😉
@@panimootam lollol!!
Your cousin then?
No one asked you
Love it how he ended it back with the plastic flowers!!!
Russell is by far my favorite stand up comedian
I agree 👍 ..and 2nd - Peter Kay ! That's it
Say what you want, I still find him funny xD
Still? Ok
I do too
ok
Nobody said anything.
Did anyone ever say he's not?
The last line: Those flower you wearing on your head was awesome....
Snapchat girl had a mic
Maybe, but I saw a crew with a mic.
Certainly a set up
Bottom right you can see the mic that the crew is holding
Russell is know to pick audience at the front rows. So a hanging mic could be set-up
@@Rasnaaa 1:38 see bottom right
this man's ability to interact with his public... incredible
Dayummm I loved his thing about the vase with plastic flowers.. took me right back to my childhood in India
Can't you see I am busy... this is what I get to hear from my my five year old daughter.....Awesome video
That flower girl was cute though, like the cuteness being directly proportional to the intensity of her shyness.
“My name is Nash”
“Nash!?”
“Nashpinder”
“Oh”
"There you go."
It's Nashbinder i suppose
It’s true, daughters are beautiful ❤️
"My happiness is making you angrier" - Man to his woman
That's deep man :-(
2018 and he still makes fun of the audience. Even though he's offensive and lacks of ideas but he still got it
Peters from Peru 🇵🇪, South America YOU MAKE THE WOOORRLDD LAUGH!!! Thank you !! Come to Peru!!
So nobody is gonna comment about how cute that girl looks when she is embarrassed?
That girl looks cute period.
Russell will never not be funny!
Oh yeah, don’t we miss our parents now😁.
He is spot on
Little Boy Russell: [shushes dad]
Dad: "Someone's gonna get hurt real bad."
Russell's hilarious. The way he paints a picture in front of your eyes is amazing!
@@thecasino8022 You must have a terrific sense of humour.
Looks like he loves his daughter very much. He jokes a lot on his daughter.
I dindnt know this guy until i met him today at the airport.
Fortunate You😥😥
Luke Naga mad
@@koolgamez3434 hey m not mad
Lucky you!!😁
Congratulations, someday he's gonna mention u in his show
One of my best comedian.....love russel
Heard those same material from him before from his old stand ups. Nonetheless, his one of my favourites. Love him.
Russell,
This man is so freaking fun. He speaks the truth... Great observations!
Russell finally found some new material? Rusty...
This is not new
@@piccolitesticoli too bad!
Don't worry, 3 months from now Trevor Noah will re-use them.
Most of these jokes are old. Entire daughter story is atleast 2yrs old
new material???u r an idiot its all old from his old shows. years ago he said all the same jokes in the show "almost famous"...its all same every single fking word.
I have such a crush on this man 😍
Immigrant parents ARE always mad 😂
Coming from a child of Russian immigrants
probably because they had to go through a lot growing up. Nothing but respect to them for leaving their comfort zones so that they could give their kids a better life
Русские и так и сумасшедшие 🤣🤣
I'm a big fan of Russell and I used to burst out of laughter because of his jokes. But not this time. I didn't say his performance was bad. I think it was okay. But he is still funny and he is still Russel for me the best comedian ever. Just something did not feel as funny like he used to. But that's okay by me because Russell is still the funniest comedian I will ever remember.
He recycled this set. I heard it in his other performance before.
I love how he started and ended with that already annoyed flower girl 😁. Her friend is gonna die..."somebody is gonna get very hurt tonight!!!"😆😆😆 ( his own joke, if u remember)
Was expecting him to say
Somebody....gonna get hurt real bad at the end😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂
The special thing that i admire about Russell that he is always funny without the need to go vulgar and obscene. Total support love u from Egypt 👍😍
I think this is ur first video.
Snapchat filter I died by laughing 😂😂😂
2:12 Lous CK's joke lmao
Wow, falling down from stairs sound effects were spot on! It felt like I was falling down the stairs IRL
You look like a Snapchat !! 😂😂 She's adorable though.. 💓
I once got drunk in high school.... And when I came home and went to bed, my mom shaved my head.
Haha again still my fav comedian of all time
The audience voices are incredibly audible
Its called microphones. Often calles mics
Haha: (looks around confusedly after seeing him point): … “You *don’t shush me!”*
He is a very smart guy - indeed, the more you laugh, the angrier women get! Brilliant :D
She still didn’t take it off ! That’s some real friendship !!
I actually found this quite funny, i don’t know what you people are talking about!?
Right
me too bruh!!!??
Koz they want the rude jokes
I think these kids r too young to find it funny. Those who already hv kids can def relate to it & knows how funny it can be.
Same with me
I love how he calls all the women at his show “sweetheart” 🙊
MISS YOU SO MUCH
Rusell peters is my most favorite comedian everrrr
This is makes me sad.Russell, thank you for everyting you've done until 2017, but you need to work on yourself A LOT if you want to carry on. Much love
He's made millions, so he don't have to try anymore
@@satishjustin2391 Justin, people have paid to be entertained.
Sir Willy work on himself how?
That girl with flowers on her heard 😍😍😍
He can transit into a motivational speaker now...maturity at its budding stages...😂😂😂
russel finally, iam glad
I love this guy
love this guy
Hahahaha... he is good! And it’s funny!
That girl thou! Straight Outta SnapChat! 😂😂
He's right, my father was always mad, fuggetaboutit!
Nash pinder...? Bhai naresh pinder hoga tu
@Pohar Debbarma ha ha ha...look at him...nash..!
hahahhahahha
Or avinash
His name is Nashpinder.... Surname must be something else
😂😂😂😂
Hilarious as always 🤣🤣
wow...this was incredibly unfunny.
Was it? -_-
@@dropicalscouch yeah right. The Snapchat filter was a good one. Leaving that others were just meh
I bet you have no daughter
@@project2226 so now you need to be a parent to understand his jokes?
@@project2226 haha lmao
I was waiting for " Russell, somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad "
Classic 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tears in my eyes ✌✌😁😁😁😁
4:05 "She's at my house"
Wait.... Where tf else would she be 😂
that flower girl sure is pretty 😍
He is so funny and witty at the same time
You know sweetheart you re wearing them on your head hahahahah
i can relate to everything this guy says
1:38 she looks beautiful 💐
When he said plastic flower.. the girl already knew he was coming for her again😂
Im watching this with my daughter asleep hugging me..cant laugh as much as i wanted......and yesss russel with new jokes
The last line was funnier poor woman :D she is so mad at her friend . Im laughing right now i can tell she is mad with out seeing it lmaooo , i like Russsell peters real Man
This was uploaded on my birthday ;D
The reason people think it was unfunny is because his hearts not in it. The delivery isn’t there and that’s pure lack of passion on the inside. This is a funny man, if he’s got the spark that is.
Hahaha this guy never fails to make me rofl may he live a long life full of laughter
Bring back good old Russel
when you sush your dad - somebody's gonna get hurt real bad??? Miss that man🥺
I was totally expecting his line " what did you say to me?" then following with (the rest of his previous skit) somebody's going to get hurt real bad.. LOL
I own and have watched all his dvd's over 100+ times lol...Actually probbaly 500 times haha ! He is the best! Everyone needs to google his amateur standup to appreciate him
Mama’s boys and daddy’s girls lol 😂
hahahah It's true, everytime my wife getting angry, I always laughing and she going very angry that you can't imagine hahhaha . you nailed it bro! this is my first time to watch your show hahahahah
"Nash? Nashpinder".....gold
We have a daughter called #Shraddha & she is an angel for us!!!
*We have a daughter?* you from soviet russia or something
That flower girl is so pretty 😍😍😍.....i fell in love with her!
Still made me laugh 😂😂
Russell you need to move hard cos u sticks! U need damn exposure.🏁
And that's what happens when you become dad. All of a sudden your adult jokes becomes cute!
3:35 - 3:37 he continued the accent LOL
Maybe the 30+million networth made him unfunnier than before😕😕...
getting back to the game gradually will take time cause there are some new tough kids on the block
I think there is a big different between a comedian and a racist........ he is a stupid racist. more brown than my dick. sob
Maybe his brand of humor is not too acceptable in this setting and he had to censor
agree
Very true
I lost my coffee with the snapchat line. 🤣
I lmaoed watching this at the library.
I am out now finding another place to study!
I blame you Russell. 🤣