Russell Peters - Little Girls Are Smart
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- Опубліковано 15 лис 2018
- #RussellPeters heckles the audience, theorizes that all parents have a favourite child, and explains how little girls can control their dads.
Russell Peters stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2016.
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oh that girl is so mad at her friend 😂😂😂😂👌
You have a beautiful face
@@lordemarsh6804
I'm subscribing you :)
I dont know why. She looked beautiful.
She is beautiful...
She looked beautiful though .
I was literally waiting for him to say "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad" at the end :D
Ranju Ravindran 😂🤣😂
Same. Wish he had done that. Would have been the goat moments in comedy.
Me too!!!
I was waitin for it..... infact i was sayin it out loud in his accent.
Ditto. He has that on his T-shirts.
His plastic flower joke ending was gold. Very talented of him to be able to link that so seamlessly. Perfect.
Za vp mall
Literally the easiest connection ever.
5 Years Later, I’m Sure That Flower Girl Is Still Mad At Her Friend 😂
The insecurity was ripe
Orrrr glad she was included in the show, got over it 5 days later.
But she did look amazing
@@Fiaw1 it's like a mix of insecurity and respect. She knows she's getting roasted by a standup comic. You can see the smiling grin on her face lol
Was watching my wedding album with my 3yr old girl and she asked why she wasn't in the photos. The harder I laughed, the more she cried.
Damn 😂
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jay next time tell her she was there but she was invisible
This is the best comment, I read 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
People who have never seen Russell peters before, start with his newer videos and then go back to older ones... It's better that way.
Yes. I think his old Stand Ups were better. But I still love him...the best Comedian for me!
How many meths have you cooked so far?
@@Jnaga199 that makes no sence bro
Too late
@@Jay-en7bw breaking bad it's a tv show reference
"Shh, this is a library."
Dayum, I'm so gonna use this the next time boss asks me to stop dozing off.
good luck
Born and raised Indian, I can relate to that dad joke, I can't imagine ever doing that to my dad. At the same time, It did bring immense sadness to me as I recently lost him. ☹️ Miss your dad, forever. 💖 Russell!
Chinese dude here, I’m so on board with you. Feels like an Asian culture thing hahahahahahajaja
Lol Idk how many times I've got beaten by my parents 😂
It's just so common in our culture to beat kids.
As a pakistani i agree too😂
One rule going in Russell's Show....
Avoid the first few Rows, just avoid 🤣🤣🤣
no. its just dont stand out
@@lionnelmurimi651 don't be Brown and indian specially
I would like to be roasted by him 😁😂😂
@@whatrtheodds Hahahahh
and dont be indian
Rusell Peters have set bars of funny so high from his past acts that now it's difficult to reach that level even by himself!!!
He: at 3:32 "make **tea** "
Subtitles: "..make **pee** " 😂
“My name is Nash”
“Nash!?”
“Nashpinder”
“Oh”
"There you go."
It's Nashbinder i suppose
Love it how he ended it back with the plastic flowers!!!
this man's ability to interact with his public... incredible
The last line: Those flower you wearing on your head was awesome....
For people complaining these jokes are old, there are millions of people out there who never heard these. And guess what, they pay.
Basically he ripped people who dont have internet.
It's not complaining..it's criticism.
this is so sad.
Erm no. The people that want to see Russell and are fans have seen all his stuff.
badum tussssssssss
01:21 "You got flowers on your head sweetheart.. you look like a fucking SNAPCHAT"
*This got me rolf hard.
😂😂😂
So nobody is gonna comment about how cute that girl looks when she is embarrassed?
That girl looks cute period.
My father's sister's youngest daughter is exactly like this!!! She is so sweet and amazing!!! But she's very smart and intelligent!!!
You could have said cousins. You made me calculate and my minutes are gone 😅😉
@@pmhere lollol!!
Your cousin then?
No one asked you
That flower girl was cute though, like the cuteness being directly proportional to the intensity of her shyness.
Snapchat girl had a mic
Maybe, but I saw a crew with a mic.
Certainly a set up
Bottom right you can see the mic that the crew is holding
Russell is know to pick audience at the front rows. So a hanging mic could be set-up
@@Rasnaaa 1:38 see bottom right
I dindnt know this guy until i met him today at the airport.
Fortunate You😥😥
Luke Naga mad
@@koolgamez3434 hey m not mad
Lucky you!!😁
Congratulations, someday he's gonna mention u in his show
"My happiness is making you angrier" - Man to his woman
That's deep man :-(
Say what you want, I still find him funny xD
Still? Ok
I do too
ok
Nobody said anything.
Did anyone ever say he's not?
Oh yeah, don’t we miss our parents now😁.
He is spot on
The audience voices are incredibly audible
Its called microphones. Often calles mics
why a lot of comedians becomes less & less funny by time .. i miss the old Russell
+The Casino do not curse with items you do not possess
Sarra Ben Othman go away brownie
its usual . not less funny /.
+The Casino I'm white you racist pig
@@thecasino8022 edgy
The way he explained the TV and speakers and all that was so spot to on to the tee 👌😆
Russell is by far my favorite stand up comedian
I agree 👍 ..and 2nd - Peter Kay ! That's it
Looks like he loves his daughter very much. He jokes a lot on his daughter.
Snapchat filter I died by laughing 😂😂😂
Dayummm I loved his thing about the vase with plastic flowers.. took me right back to my childhood in India
I don't know about you guys, but my mom bursted out of laughter when she watched it with me. He's still funny, but only to those who can relate to the jokes.
Russell's hilarious. The way he paints a picture in front of your eyes is amazing!
@@thecasino8022 You must have a terrific sense of humour.
2018 and he still makes fun of the audience. Even though he's offensive and lacks of ideas but he still got it
It’s true, daughters are beautiful ❤️
I once got drunk in high school.... And when I came home and went to bed, my mom shaved my head.
One of my best comedian.....love russel
Little Boy Russell: [shushes dad]
Dad: "Someone's gonna get hurt real bad."
Peters from Peru 🇵🇪, South America YOU MAKE THE WOOORRLDD LAUGH!!! Thank you !! Come to Peru!!
He can transit into a motivational speaker now...maturity at its budding stages...😂😂😂
You look like a Snapchat !! 😂😂 She's adorable though.. 💓
When he said plastic flower.. the girl already knew he was coming for her again😂
Can't you see I am busy... this is what I get to hear from my my five year old daughter.....Awesome video
Russell finally found some new material? Rusty...
This is not new
@@piccolitesticoli too bad!
Don't worry, 3 months from now Trevor Noah will re-use them.
Most of these jokes are old. Entire daughter story is atleast 2yrs old
new material???u r an idiot its all old from his old shows. years ago he said all the same jokes in the show "almost famous"...its all same every single fking word.
2:12 Lous CK's joke lmao
Mama’s boys and daddy’s girls lol 😂
I love this guy
I love how he calls all the women at his show “sweetheart” 🙊
"Nash? Nashpinder".....gold
Wow, falling down from stairs sound effects were spot on! It felt like I was falling down the stairs IRL
You know sweetheart you re wearing them on your head hahahahah
Heard those same material from him before from his old stand ups. Nonetheless, his one of my favourites. Love him.
Russell,
This man is so freaking fun. He speaks the truth... Great observations!
4:05 "She's at my house"
Wait.... Where tf else would she be 😂
MISS YOU SO MUCH
I actually found this quite funny, i don’t know what you people are talking about!?
Right
me too bruh!!!??
Koz they want the rude jokes
I think these kids r too young to find it funny. Those who already hv kids can def relate to it & knows how funny it can be.
Same with me
She still didn’t take it off ! That’s some real friendship !!
That initial smile on flower girl’s face told that she know it was her turn.
I love how he started and ended with that already annoyed flower girl 😁. Her friend is gonna die..."somebody is gonna get very hurt tonight!!!"😆😆😆 ( his own joke, if u remember)
Still made me laugh 😂😂
He is so funny and witty at the same time
Let's have a moment of silence for that poor "sweetheart" in the crowd 😆
He's right, my father was always mad, fuggetaboutit!
He is a very smart guy - indeed, the more you laugh, the angrier women get! Brilliant :D
Was expecting him to say
Somebody....gonna get hurt real bad at the end😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂
Haha: (looks around confusedly after seeing him point): … “You *don’t shush me!”*
Immigrant parents ARE always mad 😂
Coming from a child of Russian immigrants
probably because they had to go through a lot growing up. Nothing but respect to them for leaving their comfort zones so that they could give their kids a better life
Русские и так и сумасшедшие 🤣🤣
This was uploaded on my birthday ;D
love this guy
Haha again still my fav comedian of all time
And that's what happens when you become dad. All of a sudden your adult jokes becomes cute!
I lmaoed watching this at the library.
I am out now finding another place to study!
I blame you Russell. 🤣
Love him!
The final line. LOLOL
Even in this time i can't do that to my dad. His silence is enough for me
:'(
The special thing that i admire about Russell that he is always funny without the need to go vulgar and obscene. Total support love u from Egypt 👍😍
I think this is ur first video.
I was waiting for " Russell, somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad "
Classic 😂😂😂
Rusell peters is my most favorite comedian everrrr
hahahah It's true, everytime my wife getting angry, I always laughing and she going very angry that you can't imagine hahhaha . you nailed it bro! this is my first time to watch your show hahahahah
that flower girl sure is pretty 😍
Hilarious as always 🤣🤣
That Snapchat girl faced his wrath till the last second lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tears in my eyes ✌✌😁😁😁😁
Hahahaha... he is good! And it’s funny!
That girl thou! Straight Outta SnapChat! 😂😂
russel finally, iam glad
U know sweetheart u have them on your head🤣🤣
Believe me: don't go to his show like a fairy 😂😂😂
I'm a big fan of Russell and I used to burst out of laughter because of his jokes. But not this time. I didn't say his performance was bad. I think it was okay. But he is still funny and he is still Russel for me the best comedian ever. Just something did not feel as funny like he used to. But that's okay by me because Russell is still the funniest comedian I will ever remember.
He recycled this set. I heard it in his other performance before.
i can relate to everything this guy says
Thank you for advice
Im watching this with my daughter asleep hugging me..cant laugh as much as i wanted......and yesss russel with new jokes
I love how people pay for the front seat just to get insulted.
Bring back good old Russel
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 loved this
It's like my dad, he would whoop my ass if I would have done that, and I'm 19
when you sush your dad - somebody's gonna get hurt real bad??? Miss that man🥺
I was totally expecting his line " what did you say to me?" then following with (the rest of his previous skit) somebody's going to get hurt real bad.. LOL
I own and have watched all his dvd's over 100+ times lol...Actually probbaly 500 times haha ! He is the best! Everyone needs to google his amateur standup to appreciate him
Peters father, -yes, I will be in a bit of trouble, but it will take them 20 minutes to come here. 😂😂😂
The angry immigrant dad is very relatable.
Hahaha this guy never fails to make me rofl may he live a long life full of laughter