Russell Peters - Little Girls Are Smart

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  • @PakBaluch
    @PakBaluch 6 років тому +740

    His plastic flower joke ending was gold. Very talented of him to be able to link that so seamlessly. Perfect.

  • @ranjuraviranju
    @ranjuraviranju 6 років тому +5147

    I was literally waiting for him to say "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad" at the end :D

    • @wadesharp11
      @wadesharp11 6 років тому +5

      Ranju Ravindran 😂🤣😂

    • @asense8152
      @asense8152 6 років тому +34

      Same. Wish he had done that. Would have been the goat moments in comedy.

    • @sanveersookdawe
      @sanveersookdawe 6 років тому +5

      Me too!!!

    • @pratebhhaaeduru8926
      @pratebhhaaeduru8926 6 років тому +9

      I was waitin for it..... infact i was sayin it out loud in his accent.

    • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
      @Your.Uncle.AngMoh 6 років тому +2

      Ditto. He has that on his T-shirts.

  • @smileyzeyneb336
    @smileyzeyneb336 6 років тому +4479

    oh that girl is so mad at her friend 😂😂😂😂👌

  • @Mr_-Heisenberg
    @Mr_-Heisenberg 6 років тому +2552

    People who have never seen Russell peters before, start with his newer videos and then go back to older ones... It's better that way.

    • @sransmec
      @sransmec 6 років тому +87

      Yes. I think his old Stand Ups were better. But I still love him...the best Comedian for me!

    • @Jnaga199
      @Jnaga199 6 років тому +21

      How many meths have you cooked so far?

    • @Jay-en7bw
      @Jay-en7bw 6 років тому +18

      @@Jnaga199 that makes no sence bro

    • @emadashraf6765
      @emadashraf6765 5 років тому +4

      Too late

    • @SeismoBeats
      @SeismoBeats 5 років тому +5

      @@Jay-en7bw breaking bad it's a tv show reference

  • @Jay_Bless
    @Jay_Bless 5 років тому +1105

    Was watching my wedding album with my 3yr old girl and she asked why she wasn't in the photos. The harder I laughed, the more she cried.

  • @this_Is_n0_One
    @this_Is_n0_One 6 років тому +50

    Rusell Peters have set bars of funny so high from his past acts that now it's difficult to reach that level even by himself!!!

  • @MrChaos2peace
    @MrChaos2peace 5 років тому +190

    Born and raised Indian, I can relate to that dad joke, I can't imagine ever doing that to my dad. At the same time, It did bring immense sadness to me as I recently lost him. ☹️ Miss your dad, forever. 💖 Russell!

    • @yanxiaosun4363
      @yanxiaosun4363 3 роки тому +10

      Chinese dude here, I’m so on board with you. Feels like an Asian culture thing hahahahahahajaja

    • @prasad9012
      @prasad9012 3 роки тому +4

      Lol Idk how many times I've got beaten by my parents 😂
      It's just so common in our culture to beat kids.

    • @sikandarkhan7522
      @sikandarkhan7522 3 роки тому +3

      As a pakistani i agree too😂

  • @jmduque3
    @jmduque3 3 роки тому +462

    5 Years Later, I’m Sure That Flower Girl Is Still Mad At Her Friend 😂

    • @Fiaw1
      @Fiaw1 2 роки тому +5

      The insecurity was ripe

    • @jorgehoran1691
      @jorgehoran1691 2 роки тому +5

      Orrrr glad she was included in the show, got over it 5 days later.

    • @nywang1219
      @nywang1219 2 роки тому +7

      But she did look amazing

    • @bulletprooftiger1879
      @bulletprooftiger1879 Рік тому +6

      @@Fiaw1 it's like a mix of insecurity and respect. She knows she's getting roasted by a standup comic. You can see the smiling grin on her face lol

  • @MikkoMurmeli
    @MikkoMurmeli 5 років тому +283

    "Shh, this is a library."
    Dayum, I'm so gonna use this the next time boss asks me to stop dozing off.

  • @dimafromchristianpara3537
    @dimafromchristianpara3537 6 років тому +4

    01:21 "You got flowers on your head sweetheart.. you look like a fucking SNAPCHAT"
    *This got me rolf hard.
    😂😂😂

  • @drvNYK
    @drvNYK 6 років тому +1143

    For people complaining these jokes are old, there are millions of people out there who never heard these. And guess what, they pay.

    • @GuerillaWar4s
      @GuerillaWar4s 6 років тому +6

      Basically he ripped people who dont have internet.

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 6 років тому +2

      It's not complaining..it's criticism.

    • @jeremywahlang2698
      @jeremywahlang2698 6 років тому

      this is so sad.

    • @Fadlinification
      @Fadlinification 6 років тому

      badum tussssssssss

    • @shacks-b3b
      @shacks-b3b 6 років тому +2

      Because they get popular and got no content left ...

  • @abelnicolaebaritone
    @abelnicolaebaritone 5 років тому +26

    this man's ability to interact with his public... incredible

  • @mangloreanwithabeard
    @mangloreanwithabeard 5 років тому +1535

    One rule going in Russell's Show....
    Avoid the first few Rows, just avoid 🤣🤣🤣

  • @poofypant
    @poofypant 5 років тому +91

    He: at 3:32 "make **tea** "
    Subtitles: "..make **pee** " 😂

  • @achandra4902
    @achandra4902 3 роки тому +9

    Love it how he ended it back with the plastic flowers!!!

  • @lifeisawesome4116
    @lifeisawesome4116 4 роки тому +10

    The last line: Those flower you wearing on your head was awesome....

  • @xiaorishu
    @xiaorishu 5 років тому +624

    Say what you want, I still find him funny xD

  • @marymagdalenebengle
    @marymagdalenebengle 3 роки тому +7

    Russell is by far my favorite stand up comedian

    • @giddy38_
      @giddy38_ 2 роки тому +1

      I agree 👍 ..and 2nd - Peter Kay ! That's it

  • @chukwow5738
    @chukwow5738 6 років тому +13

    Oh yeah, don’t we miss our parents now😁.
    He is spot on

  • @abhrajitpaul2744
    @abhrajitpaul2744 6 років тому +13

    "My happiness is making you angrier" - Man to his woman
    That's deep man :-(

  • @mm-ir1ii
    @mm-ir1ii 6 років тому +2956

    why a lot of comedians becomes less & less funny by time .. i miss the old Russell

  • @MrRensky
    @MrRensky 6 років тому +9

    That flower girl was cute though, like the cuteness being directly proportional to the intensity of her shyness.

  • @MikeyDarwish
    @MikeyDarwish 6 років тому +293

    “My name is Nash”
    “Nash!?”
    “Nashpinder”
    “Oh”

  • @TheProHunting
    @TheProHunting 2 роки тому +2

    The way he explained the TV and speakers and all that was so spot to on to the tee 👌😆

  • @meghasinghania1
    @meghasinghania1 5 років тому +38

    My father's sister's youngest daughter is exactly like this!!! She is so sweet and amazing!!! But she's very smart and intelligent!!!

    • @panimootam
      @panimootam 5 років тому +16

      You could have said cousins. You made me calculate and my minutes are gone 😅😉

    • @meghasinghania1
      @meghasinghania1 5 років тому +2

      @@panimootam lollol!!

    • @FredY-cg6mi
      @FredY-cg6mi 5 років тому +1

      Your cousin then?

    • @Georgetappoo-tu8vb
      @Georgetappoo-tu8vb 11 місяців тому

      No one asked you

  • @mahimakalla1861
    @mahimakalla1861 5 років тому +4

    Dayummm I loved his thing about the vase with plastic flowers.. took me right back to my childhood in India

  • @bizarreworld2510
    @bizarreworld2510 6 років тому +147

    Russell's hilarious. The way he paints a picture in front of your eyes is amazing!

  • @straightfromtimbakto8623
    @straightfromtimbakto8623 6 років тому +2

    Can't you see I am busy... this is what I get to hear from my my five year old daughter.....Awesome video

  • @abbz4u
    @abbz4u 6 років тому +995

    Snapchat girl had a mic

    • @josephcosgroveF4fl
      @josephcosgroveF4fl 6 років тому +113

      Maybe, but I saw a crew with a mic.

    • @rahulrat88
      @rahulrat88 6 років тому +59

      Certainly a set up

    • @anveya3981
      @anveya3981 6 років тому +60

      Bottom right you can see the mic that the crew is holding

    • @Rasnaaa
      @Rasnaaa 5 років тому +33

      Russell is know to pick audience at the front rows. So a hanging mic could be set-up

    • @yodk9026
      @yodk9026 5 років тому +13

      @@Rasnaaa 1:38 see bottom right

  • @christianpalao7984
    @christianpalao7984 5 років тому +2

    Peters from Peru 🇵🇪, South America YOU MAKE THE WOOORRLDD LAUGH!!! Thank you !! Come to Peru!!

  • @gnanashekar1579
    @gnanashekar1579 6 років тому +37

    So nobody is gonna comment about how cute that girl looks when she is embarrassed?

    • @harrislam
      @harrislam 3 роки тому +5

      That girl looks cute period.

  • @freontec
    @freontec 2 роки тому +2

    Little Boy Russell: [shushes dad]
    Dad: "Someone's gonna get hurt real bad."

  • @abdul1260
    @abdul1260 6 років тому +16

    2018 and he still makes fun of the audience. Even though he's offensive and lacks of ideas but he still got it

  • @sameerankalgi9451
    @sameerankalgi9451 4 роки тому +3

    It’s true, daughters are beautiful ❤️

  • @hiranath1699
    @hiranath1699 5 років тому +21

    Looks like he loves his daughter very much. He jokes a lot on his daughter.

  • @mirnahumphreys7690
    @mirnahumphreys7690 2 роки тому +2

    I have such a crush on this man 😍

  • @_Luket
    @_Luket 5 років тому +64

    I dindnt know this guy until i met him today at the airport.

    • @akiewhuo5229
      @akiewhuo5229 5 років тому +1

      Fortunate You😥😥

    • @koolgamez3434
      @koolgamez3434 5 років тому

      Luke Naga mad

    • @_Luket
      @_Luket 5 років тому

      @@koolgamez3434 hey m not mad

    • @Sarah-ud9ce
      @Sarah-ud9ce 5 років тому +1

      Lucky you!!😁

    • @metricspecies1437
      @metricspecies1437 5 років тому +2

      Congratulations, someday he's gonna mention u in his show

  • @muaazmozay5538
    @muaazmozay5538 6 років тому +5

    Heard those same material from him before from his old stand ups. Nonetheless, his one of my favourites. Love him.

  • @dulleygyati7064
    @dulleygyati7064 6 років тому +3

    One of my best comedian.....love russel

  • @TestTest-hh5mp
    @TestTest-hh5mp 3 роки тому +1

    Russell will never not be funny!

  • @tre-moon-dous6122
    @tre-moon-dous6122 3 роки тому +6

    The audience voices are incredibly audible

    • @dgeg1000
      @dgeg1000 3 роки тому +1

      Its called microphones. Often calles mics

  • @branavasorubysivabalaratna7819
    @branavasorubysivabalaratna7819 3 роки тому +5

    I love how he started and ended with that already annoyed flower girl 😁. Her friend is gonna die..."somebody is gonna get very hurt tonight!!!"😆😆😆 ( his own joke, if u remember)

  • @HatebreederHorror
    @HatebreederHorror Рік тому

    Wow, falling down from stairs sound effects were spot on! It felt like I was falling down the stairs IRL

  • @hriiyizhuosiikruna9889
    @hriiyizhuosiikruna9889 6 років тому +21

    You look like a Snapchat !! 😂😂 She's adorable though.. 💓

  • @Smacktalk007
    @Smacktalk007 Рік тому

    She still didn’t take it off ! That’s some real friendship !!

  • @eltoro747
    @eltoro747 5 років тому +4

    He is a very smart guy - indeed, the more you laugh, the angrier women get! Brilliant :D

  • @prashponnappa6731
    @prashponnappa6731 6 років тому +5

    He can transit into a motivational speaker now...maturity at its budding stages...😂😂😂

  • @mayanknagpal1016
    @mayanknagpal1016 5 років тому +43

    Snapchat filter I died by laughing 😂😂😂

  • @chrissymillsap730
    @chrissymillsap730 2 роки тому +1

    Haha again still my fav comedian of all time

  • @paoboysingson6492
    @paoboysingson6492 6 років тому +4

    I love this guy

  • @sancharimukherjee7274
    @sancharimukherjee7274 6 років тому +2

    He is so funny and witty at the same time

  • @SuperMyksTV
    @SuperMyksTV 6 років тому +9

    hahahah It's true, everytime my wife getting angry, I always laughing and she going very angry that you can't imagine hahhaha . you nailed it bro! this is my first time to watch your show hahahahah

  • @nathaliadhanraj9287
    @nathaliadhanraj9287 4 роки тому +1

    Was expecting him to say
    Somebody....gonna get hurt real bad at the end😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂

  • @zackabraha7958
    @zackabraha7958 6 років тому +17

    I once got drunk in high school.... And when I came home and went to bed, my mom shaved my head.

  • @mikebunner3498
    @mikebunner3498 2 роки тому

    Russell,
    This man is so freaking fun. He speaks the truth... Great observations!

  • @deepu1150
    @deepu1150 6 років тому +1360

    Russell finally found some new material? Rusty...

    • @piccolitesticoli
      @piccolitesticoli 6 років тому +42

      This is not new

    • @deepu1150
      @deepu1150 6 років тому +2

      @@piccolitesticoli too bad!

    • @virenvs905
      @virenvs905 6 років тому +122

      Don't worry, 3 months from now Trevor Noah will re-use them.

    • @theyoungindians9027
      @theyoungindians9027 6 років тому +18

      Most of these jokes are old. Entire daughter story is atleast 2yrs old

    • @SureshKumar-mg4wu
      @SureshKumar-mg4wu 6 років тому +6

      new material???u r an idiot its all old from his old shows. years ago he said all the same jokes in the show "almost famous"...its all same every single fking word.

  • @blinkintervention2110
    @blinkintervention2110 6 років тому +101

    I'm a big fan of Russell and I used to burst out of laughter because of his jokes. But not this time. I didn't say his performance was bad. I think it was okay. But he is still funny and he is still Russel for me the best comedian ever. Just something did not feel as funny like he used to. But that's okay by me because Russell is still the funniest comedian I will ever remember.

    • @adalquintoYT
      @adalquintoYT 6 років тому +5

      He recycled this set. I heard it in his other performance before.

  • @Egirl_Slayer
    @Egirl_Slayer 6 років тому +608

    I actually found this quite funny, i don’t know what you people are talking about!?

    • @thedoer2953
      @thedoer2953 6 років тому +2

      Right

    • @Izza.M
      @Izza.M 6 років тому +2

      me too bruh!!!??

    • @victoriamann6645
      @victoriamann6645 6 років тому +14

      Koz they want the rude jokes

    • @Sashita_
      @Sashita_ 6 років тому +13

      I think these kids r too young to find it funny. Those who already hv kids can def relate to it & knows how funny it can be.

    • @amen627
      @amen627 6 років тому +1

      Same with me

  • @Aldh1ssla
    @Aldh1ssla 5 років тому +6

    2:12 Lous CK's joke lmao

  • @nizarkrari
    @nizarkrari 5 років тому +6

    You know sweetheart you re wearing them on your head hahahahah

  • @ShredderKKK
    @ShredderKKK Рік тому

    When he said plastic flower.. the girl already knew he was coming for her again😂

  • @rafifnasution2256
    @rafifnasution2256 6 років тому +3

    MISS YOU SO MUCH

  • @farhanfouadacca
    @farhanfouadacca 3 роки тому

    That initial smile on flower girl’s face told that she know it was her turn.

  • @ohyeahyeah3242
    @ohyeahyeah3242 5 років тому +3

    This was uploaded on my birthday ;D

  • @realmichaeltian
    @realmichaeltian 3 роки тому

    4:05 "She's at my house"
    Wait.... Where tf else would she be 😂

  • @harumiaamirah7767
    @harumiaamirah7767 6 років тому +5

    Still made me laugh 😂😂

  • @matyanko
    @matyanko 6 років тому

    Rusell peters is my most favorite comedian everrrr

  • @aksy1121
    @aksy1121 6 років тому +7

    Hahahaha... he is good! And it’s funny!
    That girl thou! Straight Outta SnapChat! 😂😂

  • @christhornycroft3686
    @christhornycroft3686 3 роки тому +1

    How can we hear the audience so well this time? Is the whole theatre miked?

  • @prasadmane8302
    @prasadmane8302 5 років тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tears in my eyes ✌✌😁😁😁😁

  • @puzzlejoinery4475
    @puzzlejoinery4475 4 роки тому +1

    love this guy

  • @hijack69
    @hijack69 6 років тому +1468

    wow...this was incredibly unfunny.

    • @PriyanshuSingh-uo6dr
      @PriyanshuSingh-uo6dr 6 років тому +9

      Was it? -_-

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 6 років тому +19

      @@dropicalscouch yeah right. The Snapchat filter was a good one. Leaving that others were just meh

    • @project2226
      @project2226 6 років тому +12

      I bet you have no daughter

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 6 років тому +24

      @@project2226 so now you need to be a parent to understand his jokes?

    • @lpo7853
      @lpo7853 6 років тому

      @@project2226 haha lmao

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 2 роки тому

    Haha: (looks around confusedly after seeing him point): … “You *don’t shush me!”*

  • @kareemroshdy9027
    @kareemroshdy9027 3 роки тому +9

    The special thing that i admire about Russell that he is always funny without the need to go vulgar and obscene. Total support love u from Egypt 👍😍

    • @dkdk5486
      @dkdk5486 3 роки тому +6

      I think this is ur first video.

  • @bobzagas6008
    @bobzagas6008 5 років тому +1

    The reason people think it was unfunny is because his hearts not in it. The delivery isn’t there and that’s pure lack of passion on the inside. This is a funny man, if he’s got the spark that is.

  • @constantinshim4271
    @constantinshim4271 5 років тому +254

    Immigrant parents ARE always mad 😂
    Coming from a child of Russian immigrants

    • @Bargains20xx
      @Bargains20xx 4 роки тому +11

      probably because they had to go through a lot growing up. Nothing but respect to them for leaving their comfort zones so that they could give their kids a better life

    • @ashrafulrabbi
      @ashrafulrabbi 2 роки тому

      Русские и так и сумасшедшие 🤣🤣

  • @juliuscaesar1062
    @juliuscaesar1062 5 років тому +2

    i can relate to everything this guy says

  • @Mr79.
    @Mr79. 6 років тому +6

    I lmaoed watching this at the library.
    I am out now finding another place to study!
    I blame you Russell. 🤣

  • @dannymugal3428
    @dannymugal3428 2 роки тому +1

    Let's have a moment of silence for that poor "sweetheart" in the crowd 😆

  • @niteshmurti
    @niteshmurti 6 років тому +11

    Hahaha this guy never fails to make me rofl may he live a long life full of laughter

  • @samsrides6197
    @samsrides6197 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious as always 🤣🤣

  • @boombee3317
    @boombee3317 4 роки тому +24

    I love how he calls all the women at his show “sweetheart” 🙊

  • @kiatsan5781
    @kiatsan5781 4 роки тому +2

    Bring back good old Russel

  • @colorlessink
    @colorlessink 6 років тому +4

    Even in this time i can't do that to my dad. His silence is enough for me

  • @user-nu3sd7zb2j
    @user-nu3sd7zb2j 6 років тому +2

    I watch a lotta Russel videos and this video was still funny. It is not as funny as the previous vids but that doesn't matter.

  • @Mr.Espresso55
    @Mr.Espresso55 5 років тому +5

    He's right, my father was always mad, fuggetaboutit!

  • @kzakengu
    @kzakengu 6 років тому +1

    russel finally, iam glad

  • @addygaren5867
    @addygaren5867 4 роки тому +3

    I was waiting for " Russell, somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad "
    Classic 😂😂😂

  • @samirsimick3300
    @samirsimick3300 6 років тому +2

    Russell you need to move hard cos u sticks! U need damn exposure.🏁

  • @wakeup847
    @wakeup847 6 років тому +3

    And that's what happens when you become dad. All of a sudden your adult jokes becomes cute!

  • @taylerrenee9710
    @taylerrenee9710 2 роки тому +1

    Mama’s boys and daddy’s girls lol 😂

  • @anguafanai2525
    @anguafanai2525 6 років тому +3

    Im watching this with my daughter asleep hugging me..cant laugh as much as i wanted......and yesss russel with new jokes

  • @Garfield-l5m
    @Garfield-l5m 5 місяців тому

    I lost my coffee with the snapchat line. 🤣

  • @athayphom3551
    @athayphom3551 5 років тому +7

    that flower girl sure is pretty 😍

  • @pawlosslovable3597
    @pawlosslovable3597 5 років тому +1

    The last line was funnier poor woman :D she is so mad at her friend . Im laughing right now i can tell she is mad with out seeing it lmaooo , i like Russsell peters real Man

  • @siddharthmagazine
    @siddharthmagazine 6 років тому +4

    We have a daughter called #Shraddha & she is an angel for us!!!

    • @thunderstraw864
      @thunderstraw864 3 роки тому

      *We have a daughter?* you from soviet russia or something

  • @yahrmajahsty5266
    @yahrmajahsty5266 2 роки тому

    When Russell started talking about the flowers in the Vase.
    Young snapchat Girl: oh crap here it comes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lohitpant70
    @lohitpant70 6 років тому +76

    Nash pinder...? Bhai naresh pinder hoga tu

  • @basketanand
    @basketanand 3 роки тому

    Lol he knew he was going to do crowd work so a standing ovation is the worst way to start

  • @ydug
    @ydug 5 років тому +3

    when you sush your dad - somebody's gonna get hurt real bad??? Miss that man🥺

    • @nadziakotek
      @nadziakotek 3 роки тому

      I was totally expecting his line " what did you say to me?" then following with (the rest of his previous skit) somebody's going to get hurt real bad.. LOL
      I own and have watched all his dvd's over 100+ times lol...Actually probbaly 500 times haha ! He is the best! Everyone needs to google his amateur standup to appreciate him