Fun fact about the little gun lighter how you noted it doesnt have an orange tip. I spoke to a cop not too long ago and brought that up about toy guns. He told me gangs in Los Angeles used to paint the tips of their guns orange so a cop would hesitate on shooting and the gang members would get the chance to fire first
Shipping container houses are significantly cheaper to produce than a normal house. You can effectively and comfortably make a large one for $10,000-$20,000, about the same as a year of rent for a 500 sq ft studio in LA. If you may fear being kicked off your current land, it is incredibly easy to make one mobile or set it up in a more temporary fashion. They're also incredibly modular, you can pretty much set them up in whatever configuration or shape you want.
There was a lot of that stuff where I grew up, especially when most of the mines closed down and the trains around here didn't have much purpose. A lot of people bury them and use them for grow ops too lol.
I was just about to post something along those lines, a shipping container can be purchased for ~10k so you can get ~10 of them before you even start getting into the price of a normal house in decent condition. Set 4 of them up any way you want and you have a ~1k sq ft house for ~40k.
Hear me out: A USB enter key thats the size of your fist, that whenever you punch or slam it, it shoots out confetti and plays the space jam theme song, while a multicolored disco ball starts spinning. Because picture this: You just crammed for 3 hours on a homework assignment, and you submit it by slamming your fist down on a desk. Confetti flys all over the room, your room lights turn off and rave lights flash, while your speakers are blasting "COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!"
6:20 i had one of those. they're smaller than you think, no one would ever mistake it for a real gun, but it's still not something you'd really want to bring out in public. around the house, though, it's a neat little novelty lighter.
I haven't licked my cat, but I have pet her with my face, particularly on the areas covered in facial hair. The closest I get to licking my cat is when I put my mouth over her ear of when I'm showering her with kisses.
Baby circumcision training tool?! As someone who actually had the questionable privilege of attending and watching the circumcision of a two-year old boy, I can asure anyone that this is an experience that I don't ever want to revisit again. My point exactly? There's no point, it's just fucked up.
For the tongue cat brush, I wonder what that one lady from My Strange Addiction thinks about it, the one who eats her cat's fur and grooms it with her actual tongue.
Actually I have the cat groomer toy, and I LOVE it! When I stroke my cat's fur it feels like nothing I've ever experienced before. Me and my cat (Mr.nubbins) have never had such a strong human to feline bond. I feel like I am licking a furry cone of the best vanilla ice cream in the world! My rubber tongue across his silky milky fur is way better than any butter scotch candy I've ever had.......................................................................................................................................................................................................lol jk.
11:49 I went to a haunted house not that long ago (2019). The scariest thing I saw there was the group of kids Naruto running around the line area. They also pussied out 5 minutes into the actual haunted house apparently. Idk this kinda reminded me of that horrid experience lol
My old history teacher had an entire book dedicated to shipping container house designs. Some of them were pretty cool. They'd cut out walls from them to combine a bunch of them to make an actual house. I think they're only about $2k each for the 18ft containers.
you can see the baby circumcision trainer in action on the Cow Chop channel, they do a 'weird things on amazon' series and it's featured in an older episode
My brother once got a cup that looked exactly like a camera lens. He opened the box and thought it was an actual camera lens until he realized it's a cup that looks like a lens
*T H A T ' S A L O T T A D A M A G E !*
ISAWEDTHISBOATINHALF
Yup It leaks
ricardo mendoza Water is coming out of the bottom, leaking. L E A K S.
Come on Phil it's not that much damage
DATSA LOTTA DAEMIDGE
I hope one day someone laughs as hard at my jokes as Jared laughs at every single thing Austin says
I know it's so genuine too
Me too.
Just gotta smoke a lot of weed with your homie haha
When there's a good vibe everything is funny
@@H-Nineyup
2017: I wanna talk about WarRobots *laughs*
Just. You. Wait.
"Don't be silly wash your Willy"
War robots 😂
John William Wernicke my little brother won't shut up about it xD🔫
That one dislike is from whoever licks their cat for real
There’s over 30 of them now, they must have put word out in the cat licking community.
57 now..... I'm waiting for a cat lovers group to get a hold of this and it'll end up being like 50000 dislikes. LMAO
Somehow I always end up watching the DickeyDines show after 3am...
Same
the ultimate way to experience this show
sameee
Fun fact about the little gun lighter how you noted it doesnt have an orange tip. I spoke to a cop not too long ago and brought that up about toy guns. He told me gangs in Los Angeles used to paint the tips of their guns orange so a cop would hesitate on shooting and the gang members would get the chance to fire first
Hey kid
Wanna talk about War Robots?
DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!?
no... just me?.
Brandon Evans first thing that came to mind
Dani __ DO I HAVE YO- oh shit my bad
I fell like that line is more dangerous then
"Hey kids, wanna some drugs??"
Austin: Exists
Jared: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Shipping container houses are significantly cheaper to produce than a normal house. You can effectively and comfortably make a large one for $10,000-$20,000, about the same as a year of rent for a 500 sq ft studio in LA. If you may fear being kicked off your current land, it is incredibly easy to make one mobile or set it up in a more temporary fashion. They're also incredibly modular, you can pretty much set them up in whatever configuration or shape you want.
There was a lot of that stuff where I grew up, especially when most of the mines closed down and the trains around here didn't have much purpose. A lot of people bury them and use them for grow ops too lol.
I was just about to post something along those lines, a shipping container can be purchased for ~10k so you can get ~10 of them before you even start getting into the price of a normal house in decent condition. Set 4 of them up any way you want and you have a ~1k sq ft house for ~40k.
If I tried to use the cat tongue thing, my cat would absolutely destroy my face and never associate with me again
You know the video will be great when Jared laughs hard in the intro
Do reddit 50/50, fun times
"Challenge"
@@Forest_V19 but funny
Hear me out:
A USB enter key thats the size of your fist, that whenever you punch or slam it, it shoots out confetti and plays the space jam theme song, while a multicolored disco ball starts spinning.
Because picture this:
You just crammed for 3 hours on a homework assignment, and you submit it by slamming your fist down on a desk. Confetti flys all over the room, your room lights turn off and rave lights flash, while your speakers are blasting "COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!"
Watch 2:17 without sound xd
Sean Hou ahahahaha I am gonna die 😂😂
... thank you
I just fucking died! lol
Even with sound it’s hilarious
THANK YOU I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING.
as a programmer, that enter button would be amazing! I hit the enter button every few seconds!
Watched your previous "worst things to sell" video just last night :D
So excited to watch this one
Haven’t even started the video...but judging by what they are wearing this is the same day as the worst Christmas gifts ever video. Should be great!
AND I was right. The enter button fucking killed me
6:20 i had one of those. they're smaller than you think, no one would ever mistake it for a real gun, but it's still not something you'd really want to bring out in public. around the house, though, it's a neat little novelty lighter.
I haven't licked my cat, but I have pet her with my face, particularly on the areas covered in facial hair. The closest I get to licking my cat is when I put my mouth over her ear of when I'm showering her with kisses.
Love the silent planet Beenie thanks for supporting my buddies
2:28 that sound
Yo Austin was the corn maze paintball in chino cuz I think I saw u there
Video didnt even officially start, and I already died laughing...
How r u writing this if ur ded?
Baby circumcision training tool?!
As someone who actually had the questionable privilege of attending and watching the circumcision of a two-year old boy, I can asure anyone that this is an experience that I don't ever want to revisit again. My point exactly? There's no point, it's just fucked up.
Other than the fact that my grandma's name isn't Mildred that was a pretty spot on impression of my grandpa
For the tongue cat brush, I wonder what that one lady from My Strange Addiction thinks about it, the one who eats her cat's fur and grooms it with her actual tongue.
Actually I have the cat groomer toy, and I LOVE it! When I stroke my cat's fur it feels like nothing I've ever experienced before. Me and my cat (Mr.nubbins) have never had such a strong human to feline bond. I feel like I am licking a furry cone of the best vanilla ice cream in the world! My rubber tongue across his silky milky fur is way better than any butter scotch candy I've ever had.......................................................................................................................................................................................................lol jk.
I'm really glad this was just b8
TheAwesomeChannel mine scrached me in the face 10 times
For an ungodly second, I thought you were serious
i got war robots
I saw that jontron shit
That one Scene kid nah man, he refrenced the flextape vid
that war robots joke killed me😂
11:49 I went to a haunted house not that long ago (2019). The scariest thing I saw there was the group of kids Naruto running around the line area. They also pussied out 5 minutes into the actual haunted house apparently. Idk this kinda reminded me of that horrid experience lol
“Look how eco friendly I am, I’m homeless”
You're conversation on the bath salts made me think of Lindemann's song Fat lmao.
I saw a fucking Jake Paul calendar a couple days ago at the mall
I own the enter key pillow thing, it's awesome😁
Jared imitating an old man is a spot on popeye impersonation
you don't adjust to the pet , the pet adjusts to you.
you teach your cat to give a nosekiss for showing affection or do a little headbutt.
13:15 no, but I got *c h e e s e w h i z*
0:30 and now they have the sponsorship... so proud
Miniature: these are bad
Me: these bad are
lol Joe Dirt "you nuts stuck to the porch?............ahh that sucks"
omg this was almost a year long saga to get the actual sponsorship! congrats guys
3:20
Saw that bad boy on Cow Chop
Bubbles got mad when he saw someone made the cat licky thing lmao.
THE WAR ROBOTS IS TOO MUCH
My old history teacher had an entire book dedicated to shipping container house designs. Some of them were pretty cool. They'd cut out walls from them to combine a bunch of them to make an actual house. I think they're only about $2k each for the 18ft containers.
Austin looks like Sid the sloth
kurly FLIP YOU PUNK
hi i’m now addicted to this channel thanks
13:47 damn I guess every girl was born with this book ever since 2018😂😂
i wish i was as baked as them
I just realized that’s probably why Jared laughs so hard at every single thing that comes out of Austin’s mouth sometimes.
It's funny that Jared is feeling heat but Austin is cold.
0:22 the birth of the best meme god has sent
Part 2? Great vid, keep it up guys! :-)
you can see the baby circumcision trainer in action on the Cow Chop channel, they do a 'weird things on amazon' series and it's featured in an older episode
I saw a jake paul poster at walmart the other day. It's a sad world...
12:44 Better tell *Patton Oswalt* - turns out there *IS* a *LUNCH GUN!*
Omg playing civ with the enter key pillow *entered the next level of existence*
Need that enter key pillow thing when writing 10 page essays...
anyone know the video where austin goes “roast beef looks like pussy dude” and jared just starts crying laughing
5:59 go on karen 🤣🤣
And this was when we Learned that Dickie and Dines are circumscised, truly a groundbreaking discovery
That tattoo of T.J. from Recess is lit
My mom bought me toilet basketball for Christmas... thats funny. I haven't played it but my son set it up while he was popping a squat this morning!
Austin’s high af through the whole thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edibles oil, all sorts of things.
5:35 you guys have clearly never seen The Office 😂
I laughed so hard at the war robot :D
Having a bad day so i figured id watch one of my favorite youtube shows
The orange on the lighter is the fire
I lost my nuts when he said that's a lot of damage! Jon Tron lol
I was about to make the war robots joke and then he did it for me
After hearing about the “ho tactics” book, write a book-sized message, and finish by spamming your enter key pillow.
14:17 The Barney Stinson guide.
This was hilarious! Love all the videos.
Before i go into this comments section, i want to talk about war robots
I can imagine Austin elbow dropping onto the enter key pillow
12:13 I saw the same poster at Walmart and I wanted to die.
I want that enter pillow that was freaking awesome
That Licki Brush was actually pitched on Shark Tank.
Austin went for Jared's life IMMEDIATELY at the beginning.
In Denmark we have apartments made from shipping containers.
But why? (Just a genuine question)
Its mainly for student housing, not that its cheaper than a normal apartment, but still.
Occvltism Oh, thanks
Malaysia has the same stuff too but it's like a place where you can buy stuff from, they call it Container City
Today, we found out that both Jared and Austin are circumcised. What a day!
🎶Come on and slam and welcome to the jam🎶 I love the movie Space Jam
2:30 that sound affect 😧
In Finland there's this product called Pallivaha which translates to 'ball wax'. The point of the product is in the name lol.
Im gonna be making metal mixtapes for a friend, any bands i should add?
Maestro TV
Periphery
Opeth
Meshuggah
Gojira
For additional variety add:
Tesseract
Animals As Leaders
Otep
Can i get 100 subs by doing nothing? YES put Thank you scientists on the dang mix tape
Megadeth.
Pingu in the city
The problem with the shipping container house is the extreme temps due to it being metal
I think Jared not being able to play has given more time to learn how to be funny again.
Seriously tho great video guys
14:30 bro tactics lol
smashes enter button
Jared: FUCK YEAH
goes to next paragraph
Worst gifts recieved - I was once given a Stone In Shades. It was quite literally a stone with some sunglasses painted on it. Thanks then.
Where do u guys get the audio foam stuck to the walls? I’v searches but can’t find any for sale
You can get the baby circumcise is on amazon
Austin needs more credit, shits funny for obscure goths
That war robots into was fucking HILERIOUS!
My brother once got a cup that looked exactly like a camera lens. He opened the box and thought it was an actual camera lens until he realized it's a cup that looks like a lens
The Roast Beef bath scent is not a good idea if you go scuba diving near sharks
All I gotta say is just WTF guys, WTF😂
Them: haha shipping container house
Me in SA: that's luxury living compared to the majority of people here
Imagine the fucking Reverb from playing music in that shipping container house!