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  • @mod3no
    @mod3no 7 років тому +659

    *T H A T ' S A L O T T A D A M A G E !*

  • @JulieVeganEats
    @JulieVeganEats 7 років тому +385

    I hope one day someone laughs as hard at my jokes as Jared laughs at every single thing Austin says

    • @jamietaylor8663
      @jamietaylor8663 5 років тому +9

      I know it's so genuine too

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 5 років тому +1

      Me too.

    • @H-Nine
      @H-Nine 4 роки тому +2

      Just gotta smoke a lot of weed with your homie haha

    • @davidembrey6808
      @davidembrey6808 4 роки тому +2

      When there's a good vibe everything is funny

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Рік тому

      @@H-Nineyup

  • @elluminates_edits
    @elluminates_edits 6 років тому +83

    2017: I wanna talk about WarRobots *laughs*
    Just. You. Wait.

  • @steikturlaukur1641
    @steikturlaukur1641 7 років тому +229

    "Don't be silly wash your Willy"

  • @zjdubbz
    @zjdubbz 7 років тому +351

    War robots 😂

    • @cashewwalnut3589
      @cashewwalnut3589 7 років тому +1

      John William Wernicke my little brother won't shut up about it xD🔫

  • @bob-px8eg
    @bob-px8eg 7 років тому +77

    That one dislike is from whoever licks their cat for real

    • @sonofchlar6144
      @sonofchlar6144 5 років тому +2

      There’s over 30 of them now, they must have put word out in the cat licking community.

    • @xpndblhero5170
      @xpndblhero5170 4 роки тому

      57 now..... I'm waiting for a cat lovers group to get a hold of this and it'll end up being like 50000 dislikes. LMAO

  • @ishaansharma654
    @ishaansharma654 7 років тому +62

    Somehow I always end up watching the DickeyDines show after 3am...

  • @nickkduhh
    @nickkduhh 5 років тому +1

    Fun fact about the little gun lighter how you noted it doesnt have an orange tip. I spoke to a cop not too long ago and brought that up about toy guns. He told me gangs in Los Angeles used to paint the tips of their guns orange so a cop would hesitate on shooting and the gang members would get the chance to fire first

  • @JJ_957
    @JJ_957 7 років тому +328

    Hey kid
    Wanna talk about War Robots?

    • @malfurionstormrage6782
      @malfurionstormrage6782 7 років тому +8

      DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!?
      no... just me?.

    • @LEK3RMANATOR
      @LEK3RMANATOR 7 років тому +1

      Brandon Evans first thing that came to mind

    • @ripit.3457
      @ripit.3457 6 років тому +1

      Dani __ DO I HAVE YO- oh shit my bad

    • @vinyredx9220
      @vinyredx9220 5 років тому

      I fell like that line is more dangerous then
      "Hey kids, wanna some drugs??"

  • @NateScan
    @NateScan 5 років тому +30

    Austin: Exists
    Jared: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @danteteeter6567
    @danteteeter6567 7 років тому +12

    Shipping container houses are significantly cheaper to produce than a normal house. You can effectively and comfortably make a large one for $10,000-$20,000, about the same as a year of rent for a 500 sq ft studio in LA. If you may fear being kicked off your current land, it is incredibly easy to make one mobile or set it up in a more temporary fashion. They're also incredibly modular, you can pretty much set them up in whatever configuration or shape you want.

    • @GlenTropile
      @GlenTropile 6 років тому +2

      There was a lot of that stuff where I grew up, especially when most of the mines closed down and the trains around here didn't have much purpose. A lot of people bury them and use them for grow ops too lol.

    • @99EKjohn
      @99EKjohn 6 років тому

      I was just about to post something along those lines, a shipping container can be purchased for ~10k so you can get ~10 of them before you even start getting into the price of a normal house in decent condition. Set 4 of them up any way you want and you have a ~1k sq ft house for ~40k.

  • @jesusfreak777ize
    @jesusfreak777ize 7 років тому +20

    If I tried to use the cat tongue thing, my cat would absolutely destroy my face and never associate with me again

  • @pingmah7545
    @pingmah7545 7 років тому +38

    You know the video will be great when Jared laughs hard in the intro

  • @severalsedrack
    @severalsedrack 7 років тому +121

    Do reddit 50/50, fun times

  • @alchemyrecords657
    @alchemyrecords657 4 роки тому +1

    Hear me out:
    A USB enter key thats the size of your fist, that whenever you punch or slam it, it shoots out confetti and plays the space jam theme song, while a multicolored disco ball starts spinning.
    Because picture this:
    You just crammed for 3 hours on a homework assignment, and you submit it by slamming your fist down on a desk. Confetti flys all over the room, your room lights turn off and rave lights flash, while your speakers are blasting "COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!"

  • @theseanhou
    @theseanhou 7 років тому +265

    Watch 2:17 without sound xd

  • @TheRandomSpectator
    @TheRandomSpectator 7 років тому +8

    as a programmer, that enter button would be amazing! I hit the enter button every few seconds!

  • @MrAJayLH
    @MrAJayLH 7 років тому +5

    Watched your previous "worst things to sell" video just last night :D
    So excited to watch this one

  • @JD_Main
    @JD_Main 7 років тому +53

    Haven’t even started the video...but judging by what they are wearing this is the same day as the worst Christmas gifts ever video. Should be great!

    • @JD_Main
      @JD_Main 7 років тому +3

      AND I was right. The enter button fucking killed me

  • @Anomalocaria
    @Anomalocaria 5 років тому

    6:20 i had one of those. they're smaller than you think, no one would ever mistake it for a real gun, but it's still not something you'd really want to bring out in public. around the house, though, it's a neat little novelty lighter.

  • @oceanman4166
    @oceanman4166 6 років тому +3

    I haven't licked my cat, but I have pet her with my face, particularly on the areas covered in facial hair. The closest I get to licking my cat is when I put my mouth over her ear of when I'm showering her with kisses.

  • @austyna4277
    @austyna4277 5 років тому +2

    Love the silent planet Beenie thanks for supporting my buddies

  • @CoreyWBaker
    @CoreyWBaker 7 років тому +1

    2:28 that sound

  • @toesucccingbandit5275
    @toesucccingbandit5275 5 років тому +1

    Yo Austin was the corn maze paintball in chino cuz I think I saw u there

  • @shrpshooter47
    @shrpshooter47 7 років тому +15

    Video didnt even officially start, and I already died laughing...

  • @TheCarlosCobain
    @TheCarlosCobain 6 років тому +3

    Baby circumcision training tool?!
    As someone who actually had the questionable privilege of attending and watching the circumcision of a two-year old boy, I can asure anyone that this is an experience that I don't ever want to revisit again. My point exactly? There's no point, it's just fucked up.

  • @bradyschow6252
    @bradyschow6252 6 років тому +2

    Other than the fact that my grandma's name isn't Mildred that was a pretty spot on impression of my grandpa

  • @MusicXloverX94
    @MusicXloverX94 7 років тому +5

    For the tongue cat brush, I wonder what that one lady from My Strange Addiction thinks about it, the one who eats her cat's fur and grooms it with her actual tongue.

  • @theawesomechannel6008
    @theawesomechannel6008 7 років тому +31

    Actually I have the cat groomer toy, and I LOVE it! When I stroke my cat's fur it feels like nothing I've ever experienced before. Me and my cat (Mr.nubbins) have never had such a strong human to feline bond. I feel like I am licking a furry cone of the best vanilla ice cream in the world! My rubber tongue across his silky milky fur is way better than any butter scotch candy I've ever had.......................................................................................................................................................................................................lol jk.

    • @space_ladd
      @space_ladd 7 років тому +2

      I'm really glad this was just b8

    • @shawnpierotti4930
      @shawnpierotti4930 6 років тому +2

      TheAwesomeChannel mine scrached me in the face 10 times

    • @wynautwarrior2161
      @wynautwarrior2161 6 років тому +5

      For an ungodly second, I thought you were serious

    • @garfield357
      @garfield357 6 років тому +1

      i got war robots

  • @itshimgoblin1318
    @itshimgoblin1318 7 років тому +27

    I saw that jontron shit

    • @itshimgoblin1318
      @itshimgoblin1318 7 років тому

      That one Scene kid nah man, he refrenced the flextape vid

  • @elijhajefferson3338
    @elijhajefferson3338 7 років тому +2

    that war robots joke killed me😂

  • @NoName-sf4xs
    @NoName-sf4xs 4 роки тому +1

    11:49 I went to a haunted house not that long ago (2019). The scariest thing I saw there was the group of kids Naruto running around the line area. They also pussied out 5 minutes into the actual haunted house apparently. Idk this kinda reminded me of that horrid experience lol

  • @austinmarshall1586
    @austinmarshall1586 5 років тому +3

    “Look how eco friendly I am, I’m homeless”

  • @mattlittke5233
    @mattlittke5233 7 років тому +1

    You're conversation on the bath salts made me think of Lindemann's song Fat lmao.

  • @kendalg5970
    @kendalg5970 7 років тому +6

    I saw a fucking Jake Paul calendar a couple days ago at the mall

  • @nickwilschut5356
    @nickwilschut5356 5 років тому

    I own the enter key pillow thing, it's awesome😁

  • @Stardust31b
    @Stardust31b 7 років тому

    Jared imitating an old man is a spot on popeye impersonation

  • @towelie5127
    @towelie5127 7 років тому +1

    you don't adjust to the pet , the pet adjusts to you.
    you teach your cat to give a nosekiss for showing affection or do a little headbutt.

  • @WafflesssFalling
    @WafflesssFalling 6 років тому +2

    13:15 no, but I got *c h e e s e w h i z*

  • @lilithgraff5954
    @lilithgraff5954 6 років тому +1

    0:30 and now they have the sponsorship... so proud

  • @benjamincorona3877
    @benjamincorona3877 5 років тому +2

    Miniature: these are bad
    Me: these bad are

  • @InVougeProductions
    @InVougeProductions 7 років тому

    lol Joe Dirt "you nuts stuck to the porch?............ahh that sucks"

  • @dmytroandryeyev6445
    @dmytroandryeyev6445 6 років тому

    omg this was almost a year long saga to get the actual sponsorship! congrats guys

  • @iruleharderthanyou12
    @iruleharderthanyou12 7 років тому +2

    3:20
    Saw that bad boy on Cow Chop

  • @chrisrockwell1370
    @chrisrockwell1370 2 роки тому

    Bubbles got mad when he saw someone made the cat licky thing lmao.

  • @joeywong7562
    @joeywong7562 7 років тому +11

    THE WAR ROBOTS IS TOO MUCH

  • @MikeRotch11
    @MikeRotch11 7 років тому

    My old history teacher had an entire book dedicated to shipping container house designs. Some of them were pretty cool. They'd cut out walls from them to combine a bunch of them to make an actual house. I think they're only about $2k each for the 18ft containers.

  • @kurly4672
    @kurly4672 7 років тому +25

    Austin looks like Sid the sloth

  • @angenoir
    @angenoir 3 роки тому

    hi i’m now addicted to this channel thanks

  • @joshuaperez-rios7452
    @joshuaperez-rios7452 4 роки тому

    13:47 damn I guess every girl was born with this book ever since 2018😂😂

  • @diamondbones8127
    @diamondbones8127 7 років тому +29

    i wish i was as baked as them

    • @schlubenno3827
      @schlubenno3827 6 років тому +2

      I just realized that’s probably why Jared laughs so hard at every single thing that comes out of Austin’s mouth sometimes.

  • @alencarfardin6650
    @alencarfardin6650 6 років тому

    It's funny that Jared is feeling heat but Austin is cold.

  • @spydersmuktg
    @spydersmuktg 4 роки тому

    0:22 the birth of the best meme god has sent

  • @CheckOutThatGrooveYo
    @CheckOutThatGrooveYo 7 років тому +1

    Part 2? Great vid, keep it up guys! :-)

  • @terrafirma1849
    @terrafirma1849 7 років тому

    you can see the baby circumcision trainer in action on the Cow Chop channel, they do a 'weird things on amazon' series and it's featured in an older episode

  • @supernerded
    @supernerded 7 років тому +4

    I saw a jake paul poster at walmart the other day. It's a sad world...

  • @thepixelglitched
    @thepixelglitched 7 років тому

    12:44 Better tell *Patton Oswalt* - turns out there *IS* a *LUNCH GUN!*

  • @bluehampar
    @bluehampar 6 років тому

    Omg playing civ with the enter key pillow *entered the next level of existence*

  • @MexiMori99
    @MexiMori99 7 років тому

    Need that enter key pillow thing when writing 10 page essays...

  • @nickredinger5070
    @nickredinger5070 6 років тому

    anyone know the video where austin goes “roast beef looks like pussy dude” and jared just starts crying laughing

  • @stuartgalloway8674
    @stuartgalloway8674 6 років тому +1

    5:59 go on karen 🤣🤣

  • @justxull9278
    @justxull9278 4 роки тому

    And this was when we Learned that Dickie and Dines are circumscised, truly a groundbreaking discovery

  • @luciun262
    @luciun262 6 років тому

    That tattoo of T.J. from Recess is lit

  • @matthewaugusta3126
    @matthewaugusta3126 7 років тому

    My mom bought me toilet basketball for Christmas... thats funny. I haven't played it but my son set it up while he was popping a squat this morning!

  • @Mr_Mashall
    @Mr_Mashall 7 років тому

    Austin’s high af through the whole thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mr_Mashall
      @Mr_Mashall 7 років тому

      Edibles oil, all sorts of things.

  • @unoriginal_name7091
    @unoriginal_name7091 6 років тому

    5:35 you guys have clearly never seen The Office 😂

  • @MrBurnlan
    @MrBurnlan 6 років тому +1

    I laughed so hard at the war robot :D

  • @somewherefarfaraway9018
    @somewherefarfaraway9018 4 роки тому

    Having a bad day so i figured id watch one of my favorite youtube shows

  • @dmitrymolotov6428
    @dmitrymolotov6428 4 роки тому

    The orange on the lighter is the fire

  • @delrik1376
    @delrik1376 7 років тому

    I lost my nuts when he said that's a lot of damage! Jon Tron lol

  • @jblackwellentertainment7084
    @jblackwellentertainment7084 7 років тому +2

    I was about to make the war robots joke and then he did it for me

  • @peterdanklage6286
    @peterdanklage6286 7 років тому

    After hearing about the “ho tactics” book, write a book-sized message, and finish by spamming your enter key pillow.

  • @EmoVibes0113
    @EmoVibes0113 6 років тому

    14:17 The Barney Stinson guide.

  • @Whoops_LoL-1
    @Whoops_LoL-1 7 років тому +1

    This was hilarious! Love all the videos.

  • @jodiallardice1500
    @jodiallardice1500 7 років тому +8

    Before i go into this comments section, i want to talk about war robots

  • @space_ladd
    @space_ladd 7 років тому

    I can imagine Austin elbow dropping onto the enter key pillow

  • @EmoVibes0113
    @EmoVibes0113 6 років тому

    12:13 I saw the same poster at Walmart and I wanted to die.

  • @evanclark2656
    @evanclark2656 5 років тому

    I want that enter pillow that was freaking awesome

  • @carltonvonhammerstein
    @carltonvonhammerstein 2 роки тому

    That Licki Brush was actually pitched on Shark Tank.

  • @PHR05TT
    @PHR05TT 7 років тому

    Austin went for Jared's life IMMEDIATELY at the beginning.

  • @Faeylia
    @Faeylia 7 років тому +17

    In Denmark we have apartments made from shipping containers.

    • @daluncio1124
      @daluncio1124 7 років тому +1

      But why? (Just a genuine question)

    • @Faeylia
      @Faeylia 7 років тому +2

      Its mainly for student housing, not that its cheaper than a normal apartment, but still.

    • @daluncio1124
      @daluncio1124 7 років тому

      Occvltism Oh, thanks

    • @sidthejovian5105
      @sidthejovian5105 4 роки тому

      Malaysia has the same stuff too but it's like a place where you can buy stuff from, they call it Container City

  • @DangerSquiggles
    @DangerSquiggles 7 років тому

    Today, we found out that both Jared and Austin are circumcised. What a day!

  • @gavinreeves2624
    @gavinreeves2624 4 роки тому

    🎶Come on and slam and welcome to the jam🎶 I love the movie Space Jam

  • @Jaylynn8425
    @Jaylynn8425 6 років тому

    2:30 that sound affect 😧

  • @Shaxigaming
    @Shaxigaming 6 років тому

    In Finland there's this product called Pallivaha which translates to 'ball wax'. The point of the product is in the name lol.

  • @maestrotv992
    @maestrotv992 7 років тому +14

    Im gonna be making metal mixtapes for a friend, any bands i should add?

    • @willpestka2745
      @willpestka2745 7 років тому +12

      Maestro TV
      Periphery
      Opeth
      Meshuggah
      Gojira
      For additional variety add:
      Tesseract
      Animals As Leaders

    • @lukecarodrums
      @lukecarodrums 7 років тому +2

      Otep

    • @lukecarodrums
      @lukecarodrums 7 років тому +2

      Can i get 100 subs by doing nothing? YES put Thank you scientists on the dang mix tape

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 7 років тому +4

      Megadeth.

    • @brandoncole4486
      @brandoncole4486 7 років тому +3

      Pingu in the city

  • @Game_Freak015
    @Game_Freak015 6 років тому

    The problem with the shipping container house is the extreme temps due to it being metal

  • @virgillewis6240
    @virgillewis6240 7 років тому

    I think Jared not being able to play has given more time to learn how to be funny again.
    Seriously tho great video guys

  • @thewolfden4680
    @thewolfden4680 5 років тому

    14:30 bro tactics lol

  • @ilyaklevtsov3229
    @ilyaklevtsov3229 6 років тому

    smashes enter button
    Jared: FUCK YEAH
    goes to next paragraph

  • @FunkyMonkey-ip4xy
    @FunkyMonkey-ip4xy 7 років тому

    Worst gifts recieved - I was once given a Stone In Shades. It was quite literally a stone with some sunglasses painted on it. Thanks then.

  • @zacman8472
    @zacman8472 7 років тому

    Where do u guys get the audio foam stuck to the walls? I’v searches but can’t find any for sale

  • @j.ColeDrums
    @j.ColeDrums 7 років тому

    You can get the baby circumcise is on amazon

  • @aggrontuslight7381
    @aggrontuslight7381 7 років тому

    Austin needs more credit, shits funny for obscure goths

  • @rorydonaldson2794
    @rorydonaldson2794 7 років тому

    That war robots into was fucking HILERIOUS!

  • @jakemiller936
    @jakemiller936 7 років тому

    My brother once got a cup that looked exactly like a camera lens. He opened the box and thought it was an actual camera lens until he realized it's a cup that looks like a lens

  • @bkozguitar7911
    @bkozguitar7911 6 років тому

    The Roast Beef bath scent is not a good idea if you go scuba diving near sharks

  • @gavinreeves2624
    @gavinreeves2624 4 роки тому

    All I gotta say is just WTF guys, WTF😂

  • @calebtucker7948
    @calebtucker7948 4 роки тому

    Them: haha shipping container house
    Me in SA: that's luxury living compared to the majority of people here

  • @Shay_Mendez
    @Shay_Mendez 6 років тому

    Imagine the fucking Reverb from playing music in that shipping container house!