Watching this 4 and a half years later: I can easily see how much Austin's self-confidence has improved and Jared has come to hate the internet even more. Great times.
😂 Not even a joke, some types of military combat boots actually have metal parts to reinforce parts around toes and heels...so...kinda possible xD but over here those boots cost like... 400-500 bucks
"Who even cares, why do you need to iron shirts in hotels, I don't get it" Honestly and convincingly proving this kid has never even owned a collared shirt
Obviously hotels where first meant as stays away from home for Traveling business folks that needed to show up at a meeting presentable. But also vacay ppl also want their clothes ironed after stuffed in a suitcase.
hahaha oh no worries man! I just wasnt sure what you were asking. I am not in any specific projects at the moment! Working on a solo EP that will be similar to Plini/Intervals :)
Got "The Dark" EP in the mail yesterday. Compared to the Rest Repose EP, which had a very clear silver sharpie signature right on the cover (love it .. I framed this), The Dark EP's signature was on the CD itself, not the cover, in black sharpie. EDIT: removing the rest of the OP. Go read Dickey's reply if you're interested in knowing why the CD was signed instead.
There was a story on reddit that I saw. This worker had his lunch stolen to many times, so he made a steak plate and sprinkled it with Carolina reaper. The lunch bandit almost died because it think she had a asthma attack.
can someone olease tell me what are those vests that austin is always wearing,ive always wanted one but i cant find them anywhere,where can i find them and what are they called
Watching this feels like having friends
LOL soooo true.
I watch this so I can feel like I have friends
Same. I feel like I'm not alone when I watch the DD Show.
J
I was wondering why I liked this show so much...
"My niece isn't dead so that's good." That is gonna be me as an aunt, "they aren't dead so."
Watching this 4 and a half years later:
I can easily see how much Austin's self-confidence has improved and Jared has come to hate the internet even more.
Great times.
Austin sleeps in a "dab" position. Dreaming of flipping bottles.
Javan Conrad wow lol
You misspelled Jake paul
There's an invention for Austin called Steel toed boots
Trevor Hurd wooowww good joke.....try harder
Took this guy two years to think of this comeback... Give him credit.
Battle of the Trevors
Shane Shory 😂
😂 Not even a joke, some types of military combat boots actually have metal parts to reinforce parts around toes and heels...so...kinda possible xD but over here those boots cost like... 400-500 bucks
jareds laugh gives me life and gets me thru the day
J Vaz it’s soooooooo fake
@@roughinfquinn9540 yeah, after he crushed his toe, was like damn bro, calm yourself...
I think Austin is gonna be sitting further away from Jared after this episode 😂
NMetal25 he actully does 😂😂😂
I loved this episode so much. I have not laughed that hard in soooo long haha. So glad I got to do this with you guys :D
Brandon Parker Music Parker is my first name lol
i recently found their Bad Impressions and Whisper Challenge videos and I didn't think I was going to be able to breathe after those!
I'll stop stealing from my grandmother and living off the government if you make dining with dickey again...
Tyler Box Yas!
Tyler Box you're in luck my dude
Are you my uncle
BoxMusic you should prob stop doing that anyway...
Austin doesn't sing in the shower, because his voice would shatter the porcelain and burst all the water pipes.
I like how quick Austin transitioned and Austin was still recovering from laughing XD
4:56 "I've done that with a naked baby." -Austin Dickey 2016
You guys are my highlight of this weekend. I felt like shit today but i feel better now, thanks guys. Keep on rockin.
You guys should buy some of these and see if they work
I call dibs on the sleeping bag!
Anthony Garrison mind subscribing to my channel?
Emojimatt gtfo
austin as a baby mop
now that would be funny
I love that jared still, after all the laugh, the first question he ask is "are you okay?" He truly care about his little dickey.
Hey, Metal Sheldon is back
#PrayForAustinsFoot
SaintSentry
1 like = 1 prayer
SaintSentry Austin's
Unkown Pack I don't think you understand how hashtags work
SaintSentry, I don't think you understand how grammar works.
lemur sven it’s been 3 years... but seriously...
punctuation*
So austin, would you call yourself a knife guy? And if so, could you do a full knife collection vid? That'd be good watchin'
Jared's laughing at Austin's pain is the funniest shit I've seen in my life
Brandon is awesome! You guy have an awesome group of friends their all so full of life!
Thank you so much man! :D
damn dude, checking this a year and a half later.. audio is better, jared looks less like a teenage kid and austin is thinner.
Poor Austin but I'm fucking crying lmao
"I'm so sorryyyyy" *laughing his ass off* hahaha
I was laughing and my mom tried asking me what I was watching 😂 and I just kept shaking my head NO like YOU DO NOT NEED TO WATCH THIS 😂
"Who even cares, why do you need to iron shirts in hotels, I don't get it"
Honestly and convincingly proving this kid has never even owned a collared shirt
Obviously hotels where first meant as stays away from home for Traveling business folks that needed to show up at a meeting presentable. But also vacay ppl also want their clothes ironed after stuffed in a suitcase.
This show makes me cry laugh. I haven't laughed properly In like two years and this show made me cry laugh for two hours. Thank you so much.
"chicks dig it" - jeff
"who the fuck uses an iron"
uh you know people who go to get a job or go on fancy dates
Or anywhere
numetalhead lol no
numetalhead is this the 1950's?
I like Branden. Keep him coming!
Woe, Is Dead where's he from... do you know?
Seattle
Well, I meant like, if you were from a band or another youtube channel, I guess I should've specified what i meant. But thanks for letting me know :D
hahaha oh no worries man! I just wasnt sure what you were asking. I am not in any specific projects at the moment! Working on a solo EP that will be similar to Plini/Intervals :)
Duuude, that sounds wicked! I can't wait for the release. Where will you be releasing it? (Such as availability to Download?)
I literally just watched your videos all day
My video started buffering when it zoomed on Austin and he said, "That explains the autism." Kill me.
Jared's laugh at 10:51 has me crying 😂😂😭😭😭
Jared’s “Mom” voice came out during Austin’s agony 😂😂. Are you okaaaaaayyyy ?
R.I.P austins foot. 💀👟
i honestly just came here to see Austin's foot get crushed, I haven't laughed this hard in SO long 😂😂😂😂😂
Got "The Dark" EP in the mail yesterday. Compared to the Rest Repose EP, which had a very clear silver sharpie signature right on the cover (love it .. I framed this), The Dark EP's signature was on the CD itself, not the cover, in black sharpie. EDIT: removing the rest of the OP. Go read Dickey's reply if you're interested in knowing why the CD was signed instead.
Be the judge yourself [imgur.com/a/oIgFy]
Mxyk Gatez Yeah man, I'm a big CD collector, and that kinda trash would really piss me off as well
Mxyk Gatez it was signed on the cd itself because as you can tell the film on the sleeve is slick and doesn't keep the signature it wipes right off.
Got it, makes sense. Thanks Dickey!
That first groan from Austin just showed so much pain in 1 second
Lunch anti theft- I injected ghost pepper hot sauce into a frozen burrito because some one kept taking them... no one takes them any more.
You guys should play Cards Against Humanity!
also... DJENTS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!!!
"Who the fuck still irons things?"
Me 😭🖕🏻
Rachel Tompkins me
What's an iron
Micheal sarver its what thoes kids call a "heavy metal"
Austin has a Spyderco Smallfly? That's really neat!
hahahahah i just shitted a kitten from laughing, bro that foot destruction part man !!! im done... cant breath
I just died of laughter.
Wait...How are ye commenting if youre dead?
@@goldeneggthatneverhatched4252 Medic did revive him ^^
NEVER CLICKED ON A VIDEO SO FAST OMG
Where is the new dickeydines! I'm jonesing for a hit of laughter!!
Brandon Ferdinand fuc
These edits are fantastic.
Corner picture frames: perfect for your favorite comic book pages or favorite pages outta book
10:15 what people been looking forward to seeing in this videos! Sorry Austin, but its funny AF!
There was a story on reddit that I saw. This worker had his lunch stolen to many times, so he made a steak plate and sprinkled it with Carolina reaper. The lunch bandit almost died because it think she had a asthma attack.
Having people steal your food at that window company must have paneful
Why is no one talking about how for the soccer chairs they used the same woman twice? lmao😂
The sponge mic has to be my favorite. It's the best way to condition your vocalist to stop cupping the mic!
NEVER BEEN SO FRICKIN FAST
that is what i told my gf when i met her.. .she didnt belive me :(
She should be happy, you think she's so beautiful you can't control it, ;)
MrGreenYeti gross
ObligufTHeGuniEaPig omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
original comment
Austin dying from getting his foot crushed sounds like a mix between a muppet and Mr. Peewee
I love this
8:43 I love how not only this is an ad for soccer net chairs, but also that the girl is literally playing with herself lmfao
The editing on this was top notch
Jared's hands are huge
Omarvk3 Oh baby!
Omarvk3 It's easier for him to shred like a bad ass😎
Oh my god i havent cried from one of their videos in so long lmao
Like make fun alot, but then turn around and make fun of themselves, this makes it ok.. love u dudes. Watch u everyday
Any time I watch a Dickeydines video I end up laughing my ass off!!
I like how when it said devestating pain I thought it was noise so I turned off my sound and there was just five minutes of random laughter.
RiP "Toealina Dickey" gone but not forgotten
10:15 reminds me of of that time Lone Star dropped the statue on Barfs toe in Spaceballs
Dear Austin and Jared,
please bring back dining with dining with dickey
sincerely,
jared
2025 and I still watch this cause I still get a laugh out of it
when Austin said "Kyle stole my sammich make him by me a new one". I thought of cartmen
Austin has them uncle reflexes.
Austin should make shoes with metal radials or metal lining so his foot doesn't get crushed
Electro™ you mean like steel toed shoes? But full encompassing?
Austin Harness Exactly
The turkey pillow looks like an existentialist art project
Are you guys going to be making anymore videos together?
those stockings are literally what my legs look like wtf.
same
time to put "r.i.p. austins foot 10/28/16" in my instagram bio
I'm watching this video while at my desk job lmao
not even the first thing they talk about and laughing 😂😂😂😂
"Condoms with 'magic fingers'" That's the only one of these I would buy. For her!
Video idea- types of people you hate
"I sleep with my arms and shit.." yeah Austin. We do.
Austin is the best uncle i have ever heard of
guys we need new videos where are they
That Periphery shirt though 🔥
I didn't know Austin used to skate! I mean, it was entirely nullified by mongo pushing, but still.
almost 200,000 views and no dislikes. that's how it's done.
wow a bike for me (I have scoliosis)
Regitze Madsen Saaaame
Regitze Madsen me too!
#justspineproblems
"If you don't wanna be harassed just don't go out!" Austin has said better things let's just say that lol
I got tears in my eyes and tummy aches from that fucking foot crushing!
My favorite show is back ❤️
dude the way Brendan broke the fourth wall at 10:29 tho
can someone olease tell me what are those vests that austin is always wearing,ive always wanted one but i cant find them anywhere,where can i find them and what are they called
Nikola Petrovic get a denim jacket and cut the sleeves off. put some patches of you favorite bands on it for more street credibility
4:19 hey watch it Austin lol
yesssssss brandon once more
:D heyooo
Regarding the pizza scissors, those would be dope if they had different sizes. :3 I'd be completely down for those.
Where's the DickeyDines Show been?
We miss you guys, where are you ?
I feel like that pizza cutter design thing Jared was talking about already exists but I could be wrong
I still iron my shirts...
"Look mom! No pedals!"
11:49 Funny how I have a Grommet as my profile pic xD
and not only that, but you’ve had it for over seven years, that’s commitment
@@Kekistani_Insurgent TBH, I almost never use this account anymore LOL
That soccer chair thing appeared to be a picture of the same person in the same position, just one from her left and one from her right...
Wait what happened at 10:16 cx???
Somehow Jared accidentally got the chair on Austin's foot and sat on it, I think. Something like that xD