@@lukenichols8219 Hear me out, dawg. Front to back AND back to front, alternating with each sheet. If you only go one direction, you push shit in that direction and may actually leave some behind. Just a thought.
At this stage you basically have to weigh "getting money from youtube" vs "making the content you want to make", and I think it's a good decision to choose the latter. Anyway most of Jared's guitar videos probably earn money so it doesn't matter much if they don't get anything from this
When I was waiting for my flight, I was taking a shit. In the stall next to me a 40-50 year old guy was doing the same. Then I heard him aggressively inhaling, followed by an incredibly loud fart and after that, a deep sigh of relief. The funniest thing was that from a couple of stalls away, I heard another guy quietly saying: nice one....
The best thing ever said about the sitting down or standing up wiping this is this. "There are 2 types of people in this world, those who sit down to wipe, and those who stand up to wipe. Neither of them know the other one exists."
I once went to the Public toilet and opened a Stall Just to See 1 Guy pissing on the leg of another Guy, He Just looked at me and said "we're Not from around here"... The Image still haunts me... I cant Go to Public toilets anymore... Why didnt they just Lock the Stall instead of traumatizing me?
My brother stands all the way up, grabs his ankle with one hand and puts his other hand through his legs to wipe. He often leaves the door open when he thinks no one is awake. He looks in the mirror through his legs to see if there's still shit.
I've had too many weird stories to even be proud of. My favorite is when me and my ex were going at it in reverse cowgirl. I knew I was about to pop off so I lifted her off and onto my chest and shot straight up into her nose so far that she had to go blow her nose to get it out. We couldn't stop laughing for like an hour afterwards.
When i lost my v-card i was in my room ( the basement ) and we were banging so hard and so loud cause no one was home so i thought. come to find out my whole family including my grandparents were up stair watching the Grinch stole Christmas. To this day i hope none of them knew what was happening down below haha 🤣😂
7:06 I like how she says first that "it wasn't her." It's kinda like when someone says "I was asking for a friend." I really believe that she did that and *NOT* her _"friend."_
Me and my now ex gf were really in the mood one day. Her Grandparents were gonna be home soon. They said they would be there by 7 o clock and it was like 4. We thought we could do it and go on with our day because we told each other no to fucking while her grandparents were home, just out of respect. Well we were both naked and about to do missionary and her mom walked in on us. She screamed and told her husband and he was laughing extremely hard. Gf wouldn't look me in the eyes after that.
Thank you guys for all the video's of late, been going through a rough patch and shit just keeps getting worse. But you guy's help me a lot, and for that I thank you.
Belly button farts happen all the time. Always hilarious. As for piercings, a married couple I'm friends with, both had their nipples pierced. One with a horseshoe, one with a CBR. They got stuck together, lol
I know I'm 4 years late, but an average well made fursuit will run you roughly 5k give or take a grand. Those things are not insulated because they're already heat stroke inducing
It's 2am as I'm watching this, and, "You fucking. . . look like my. . . mom." had me dying so damn hard I almost popped a blood vessel trying to contain my laughter.
I'm only at 1:21 and it's already gotten very weird..... Let's continue¡! Now at 7:46 and I'm LMAO because I've had thst happen w/ my now fiance and we both laughed so hard we had to stop for like 20 minutes, just both of us historically laughing and I mean that crying laugh that makes your stomach hurt and you can barely breath. I love her for that very reason... 🤣🤣🤣
During the never have I ever video, Tony said that he never had sex with a girl that smelled bad but at around 4:30 in this video he's saying that he has
My girl & I were going at it in the shower. Guess she was so into it she aggressively said "you like this p*ssy n*gga" I was laughing so hard, still with her though. 😂
@Timothy Newitt you don't stand at attention. It's more like you stand up and bend over towards, so you don't have the toilet in the way of any advanced hand movements
The drummer in one of my old bands was taking a shit one day and I walked in on him. He was completely naked and standing up. I walked in the bathroom staring straight down his brown eye. I laughed so hard. Who's stands up and takes off all their clothes to shit 😂😂😂
She started crying about her ex boyfriend. Worst experience of my life. Second worse was the time i was this one chick i was three pumps in when her friend started knocking on the door and guilt tripped her into stopping
bro i had an experience _just like_ the first guy. my gf and i were showering together, and of course, we started going at it. UNTIL… agh. dude, apparently i went too far back on one thrust, and pulled out. of course, because of physics and biology, the shaft’s angle raised. it was exactly what you guys described in one episode as “the butthole miss” except she wasn’t ready for it _at all._ we had done absolutely zero in regards to, erm, that particular entrance. so it was an excruciating shock to her system when it happened. *she actually passed out in my arms.* she was unconscious for a good 25 seconds minimum. she literally ragdolled, and i had to catch & hold her as her entire body went limp. Eventually, she regained consciousness. It felt like three minutes, but realistically was probably 30 seconds. And then she wanted to start going back at it with me!! I was like, ‘no, you just fucking like died in my arms a minute ago, we can cuddle once we’re done here and that’s _it’_ lmao it was actually super fucking terrifying.
0:02 Hey I didn't know Austin had some... *(puts on sick shades 😎) hat tricks* up his sleeve 😂 Also here's my worst sex story: When my sister got back from Afghanistan, she introduced me to her friend she met while serving over there and I feel for her. We started dating behind my sister's back and kept the relationship a secret because we did know what she would think about it; well got our answer when she came home early from a trip with my brother-in-law. Here's what happened: her friend was housesitting for them and the night before she got back, she asked me to come over and help her with the TV. My sister had "50 Shades of Grey" in her bedroom so we started leafing through it, one thing led to another and next thing I knew, we were going at it in the living room. The sex lasted until about 9 'o clock the next morning... when my sister walked into the house and caught us "red-assed". She yelled at us "GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! OH MY GOD!!!" Then she went into the garage, told my brother-in-law not to come in yet and came back with a hammer. We thought she was gonna beat us to death and didn't know wether to run for our lives or get dressed, so we got dressed fast (hey, we couldn't run out of the house the way we were). My sister then started chasing us until we heard a thump, then she started complaining about her wall (she dropped the hammer and scraped the wall up). So as punishment for what we were doing, she ordered us to go to Home Depot with her and get the supplies to fix the wall. All she could say on the way in the car was "What were you guys thinking?" Before I could say anything, her friend said "Well if you have '50 Shades of Grey', don't expect anyone not to get any ideas." Things blew over soon after but when I think about it, I can still picture a remix of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me": "Sister came in and she caught me red-handed, creeping with her friend from the Core. Picture this, we were both butt-naked, Banging on the living room floor. How was I supposed to know that, she was coming home early? All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me." 😂
Ok, so here’s a reasonably epic one: My gf and I were once gettin at it, and we finally pulled off facing each other, me between her legs… it was fucking HAWT! It was fucking INCREDIBLE!… what do we hear about five minutes in? “It’s ok. Y’all keep goin!” HER FUCKING MOM WALKED IN ON US! Let’s just say that murdered the mood ten times over. Also, I found out later that she had been STANDING THERE WITH THE DOOR CRACKED OPEN WATCHING US FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES, AT LEAST! AAAAAAAAH! 😂🤘😈🤣
Only on the Dickey Dines channel can they get into a lengthy debate about the proper way to wipe your ass like it's no big deal. I love it. 😅
Tyler Messer just the fact that these men have DISCUSSED this!
For real, though, sitting down, front to back. Anything else is just weird.
Tyler Messer and Game Grumps
@@lukenichols8219 Hear me out, dawg. Front to back AND back to front, alternating with each sheet. If you only go one direction, you push shit in that direction and may actually leave some behind. Just a thought.
Again, I have a shit ton of homework to do and I'm watching two grown men explain how they wipe their ass.
I love it so much
same here lol
I would like your comment but look at the number of likes...its too perfect
me
Mia A. I
You guys just love getting demonetized, don’t you?
I honestly don't think they care
They have patreon, youtube barely gave them anything in the first place anyway.
At this stage you basically have to weigh "getting money from youtube" vs "making the content you want to make", and I think it's a good decision to choose the latter. Anyway most of Jared's guitar videos probably earn money so it doesn't matter much if they don't get anything from this
ArkeineGaming plus he's a great guitar player with a good reputation so it wouldn't be hard for him to get gigs
That ship sailed long ago
0:02 I feel like Austin just sat somewhere and practiced this for like 4 hours straight.
Fennell-Cake genuinely wouldn't surprise me if that was true
He's really good at it, he does it like 3 times in a row in some videos
I'm way to late here... but I'd say cokayne 'might' have been involve!d 😂
When I was waiting for my flight, I was taking a shit. In the stall next to me a 40-50 year old guy was doing the same. Then I heard him aggressively inhaling, followed by an incredibly loud fart and after that, a deep sigh of relief. The funniest thing was that from a couple of stalls away, I heard another guy quietly saying: nice one....
Jens Hendriks holy fuck this killed me. Lmao
A little to the party but fucking hell I cried laughing 😂
😂Tony explaining the pitbull thing was the best thing ever oml
The best thing ever said about the sitting down or standing up wiping this is this. "There are 2 types of people in this world, those who sit down to wipe, and those who stand up to wipe. Neither of them know the other one exists."
Badusername2000 truth
Badusername2000 I don’t get it
Hey again
my two favorite Christian boys
Bo Peep i’m not sure if Austin is Christian. I know Jared is, though.
Wrong channel, you're thinking of SuperMega
Bo Peep Austin prays to the memes. Everyone knows that.
Praise be unto memes
SpaceGuts
I feel like a crossover between Matt, Ryan, Jared, and Austin would be amazing.
I once went to the Public toilet and opened a Stall Just to See 1 Guy pissing on the leg of another Guy, He Just looked at me and said "we're Not from around here"... The Image still haunts me... I cant Go to Public toilets anymore... Why didnt they just Lock the Stall instead of traumatizing me?
Thunder 9501
Maybe they wanted you to catch them.
Gotta catch em all
😂😂 "We're not from around here" Where the fuck are they from that that's a normal occurrence? Europe?
Shmegma Joe im from Europe...
Was it in like Australia? Bc a comedian Russell Howard had a similar story when he was peeing on his brothers leg!
“Blood feels different”
Something you wanna tell us Austin?
3:11 "With the lights out, it's less dangerous!"
Guess he was wrong.
“Mr. Afterlife, can you please not send me there?” 😂
Knifecock. Sounds like a cheesy slam deathmetal band.
sLaM iSn’T ChEeZy We ArE HaRdCoRe aF
It sounds like a shitty grind core band lol
Or a title for B-movie
My brother stands all the way up, grabs his ankle with one hand and puts his other hand through his legs to wipe. He often leaves the door open when he thinks no one is awake. He looks in the mirror through his legs to see if there's still shit.
You're brother is the text book definition of thorough.
You guys have done it again. Best notification to wake up to
It’s okay guys😂😂😂😂 thanks for the sympathy
P.S- my phone case with Jared came in today & you guys put me in your video and ❤️’d my comment so today’s been more than fucking amazing😍
Hey there's a guy in the comments that knows you.
Chi Channel yeah thanks 👋
omg rest in peace
0:13) After Jared complements the new nickname, Austin says " thank". Like not even a thanks or thank you its just...." thank". 😂
Irk I laughed a little too hard at that :p
Anyone else literally unable to remember how they wipe?
I physically cant think of the motion
I just do it...
I've had too many weird stories to even be proud of. My favorite is when me and my ex were going at it in reverse cowgirl. I knew I was about to pop off so I lifted her off and onto my chest and shot straight up into her nose so far that she had to go blow her nose to get it out. We couldn't stop laughing for like an hour afterwards.
When i lost my v-card i was in my room ( the basement ) and we were banging so hard and so loud cause no one was home so i thought. come to find out my whole family including my grandparents were up stair watching the Grinch stole Christmas. To this day i hope none of them knew what was happening down below haha 🤣😂
Tony explaining the Pit Bull needs to be a Gif.
Okay they go from talking about weird stuff that happened to people during sex to how they wipe
jon brock there is no line in the sand
DickeyDines Show in a nutshell lmao
what? dont you
Lmfao i kno right i thought that shit was funny
I love how y'all just talk about the weirdest shit so casually lmao. Love it
Our bb boi dickey daddy is looking thin and healthy good job buddy keep up the good work
7:06 I like how she says first that "it wasn't her." It's kinda like when someone says "I was asking for a friend." I really believe that she did that and *NOT* her _"friend."_
Damn, Austin looks like he’s lost some weight. Looking fucking good, man!
August Burns Red thank you so much!!
Dickey7861 looking like a whole snacc
Me and my now ex gf were really in the mood one day. Her Grandparents were gonna be home soon. They said they would be there by 7 o clock and it was like 4. We thought we could do it and go on with our day because we told each other no to fucking while her grandparents were home, just out of respect. Well we were both naked and about to do missionary and her mom walked in on us. She screamed and told her husband and he was laughing extremely hard. Gf wouldn't look me in the eyes after that.
0:03 that was smooth as hell Austin
10:31 Asking the truly important questions
So excited that I got in one of the videos! Love you guys!
Can always count on you guys to make my night better 😂😂
Bruhhh that Mars Attacks shirt 👌
You guys should do more of these, these are so fucking hilarious
Thank you guys for all the video's of late, been going through a rough patch and shit just keeps getting worse. But you guy's help me a lot, and for that I thank you.
youtube recommends this to me almost every day. i’ve already watched this like twice.
These are the weirdest guys ever and i love it 😂
The amount of videos you guys are producing is incredible lately. The content is highly entertaining. Keep 'em coming!
Belly button farts happen all the time. Always hilarious. As for piercings, a married couple I'm friends with, both had their nipples pierced. One with a horseshoe, one with a CBR. They got stuck together, lol
Can confirm, happens atleast 3 times every time
I was playing with my snake and I laughed so hard that it bit me 😂
I know I'm 4 years late, but an average well made fursuit will run you roughly 5k give or take a grand. Those things are not insulated because they're already heat stroke inducing
This is quality content. These questions NEED to be answered.
Legendary shirt Austin... Was my favorite "scary" movie as a kid
"His oral exam" lol
DUDE I FUCKIN KNOW ANGELA HOLLAND HAHAHAAHHAAHAH. i was not the dude that came in her eye or farted during head tho
Jonathan Ketterer if she doesn’t know you watch this, ask her if she’s ever heard of the Dickey Dines Show and watch her shit a brick.
I was the one that came in her eye...and maybe farted...idk tho
Vanilla Gorilla think I would’ve remembered if it was you 😂
It's 2am as I'm watching this, and, "You fucking. . . look like my. . . mom." had me dying so damn hard I almost popped a blood vessel trying to contain my laughter.
Mine: The corpse stood up
Harlan Valdes M8 THATS FUCKING CANNIBAL CORSPE
NECROPEDOPHILE
(or however you spell that)
*_SWOLLEN WITH LIQUIIIIID_*
hate when that happens :/
Definitely needs to be a part 2. Lol this was hilarious
#TeamSitterShitter
Standing. All day. Paper first. Baby wipes to finish. Boom.
0:06 HOLY SHIT DICKEY THAT HAT FLIP WAS SICK
Listening to all these stories. My intimate experiences are pretty normal. Hahaha.
Henry Austin SAAAAAAME
Kat On High 😂hahahaha. The silly oopsies turn into a laughing session.
We really gonna ignore that sexy hat flip with his mouth
So many uploads lately! You’re awsome :D
I died with the “Daddy’s pussy”. I dropped my phone. Lololol!!!!
Hell yeah I stand up when I wipe! Upright Wipers unite!
STAND UP AND WIPE!!!!
Ew
@Logan Bodine i can say the same about you :P
@@AsYouWish_Bandmy favourite asking alexandria lyrics
I'm only at 1:21 and it's already gotten very weird..... Let's continue¡!
Now at 7:46 and I'm LMAO because I've had thst happen w/ my now fiance and we both laughed so hard we had to stop for like 20 minutes, just both of us historically laughing and I mean that crying laugh that makes your stomach hurt and you can barely breath. I love her for that very reason... 🤣🤣🤣
I swear, these guys should have their own comedy show. They are so fucking hilarious!
During the never have I ever video, Tony said that he never had sex with a girl that smelled bad but at around 4:30 in this video he's saying that he has
technically he made her shower first
I think the question was had it stopped me. Maybe I'm misremembering.
Skettybag Yeah I just re-watched the video, you're right
David Sharrod you know skettybag is tony right
My girl & I were going at it in the shower. Guess she was so into it she aggressively said "you like this p*ssy n*gga"
I was laughing so hard, still with her though. 😂
I love every video you put out keep it up
Austin's noise for a queef is a "duck" sound 9:00
Every single one of these videos are funny af. Holy shit
Back at it again with the panic! At the disco shirt
I stand up a little bit, but my knees are still flexed.
i stand when i wipe, it allows me maximum wipeage allows me to get extra clean
zeoalexo this is my favourite comment 😂
@Timothy Newitt you don't stand at attention.
It's more like you stand up and bend over towards, so you don't have the toilet in the way of any advanced hand movements
@@MrTeaTimeGaming "Advanced Hand Movements" JFC I'm dying 😂
fucking love the shirt austin..
Forgot I wasn't watching this with headphones then I looked over and my grandma is just staring at me like "What the fuck.." lmao kill me
The drummer in one of my old bands was taking a shit one day and I walked in on him. He was completely naked and standing up. I walked in the bathroom staring straight down his brown eye. I laughed so hard. Who's stands up and takes off all their clothes to shit 😂😂😂
I feel very uncomfortable watching this. It's also fucking hilarious. You can see the bind I'm in.
Watching this makes a boring snow day better
Love the conversations on here lol
How high is Jared in this video lol
MARS ATTACKS SHIRT IS DOPE
11:25 "front wipe, back wipe." Ross Creations - 20??. Im tellin' ya, try it out. You'll be shocked.
13:25 "Ur a Dick" I fuckin lost it
LMAO what would the conversation between the dead father be?? "So watchadoin?" Just getting my brains fucked out
0:03 is the most badass thing I’ve ever seen
I don't think I've ever heard anybody talking about wiping ass for so long but I'm in tears so totally worth it 😂😂😂
I felt personally attacked at 11:12...
whenever my ex's mom would call during sex...instantly killed the mood
10:34 - moment that changed lives))
I stand up when I wipe and the fact that you said you sit and wipe made me question my whole existence.
Been wiping standing up for as long as I can remember
4:50 scared the hell out of me. I though it was my dad outside my door saying it.
His face at 0:15 killed me
ME AND JARED HAVE THE SAME TOILET HABITS LMFAO
She started crying about her ex boyfriend. Worst experience of my life. Second worse was the time i was this one chick i was three pumps in when her friend started knocking on the door and guilt tripped her into stopping
0:06 When he said flerb I was like 😱Im super weird and I’ve said that
Jared 'dude for real' Dines
I wipe standing up lol. Jared how buzzed are you? You look just a tad intoxicated :D
shouldnt have watched this eating a huge ass post workout meal, made it through though yeah
3:07 so your telling me she loves (sic) boys 😂😂😂😂
Love the Mars Attacks shirt Austin
Where is the big pink background with words that say THE DICKY DINES SHOW
I was half asleep when they pointed at the camera and asked if we stand up and wipe and it scared the shit out of me 😂
Haha I’ve never had sex
bro i had an experience _just like_ the first guy.
my gf and i were showering together, and of course, we started going at it. UNTIL…
agh. dude, apparently i went too far back on one thrust, and pulled out. of course, because of physics and biology, the shaft’s angle raised.
it was exactly what you guys described in one episode as “the butthole miss”
except she wasn’t ready for it _at all._ we had done absolutely zero in regards to, erm, that particular entrance. so it was an excruciating shock to her system when it happened.
*she actually passed out in my arms.*
she was unconscious for a good 25 seconds minimum. she literally ragdolled, and i had to catch & hold her as her entire body went limp.
Eventually, she regained consciousness. It felt like three minutes, but realistically was probably 30 seconds.
And then she wanted to start going back at it with me!! I was like, ‘no, you just fucking like died in my arms a minute ago, we can cuddle once we’re done here and that’s _it’_ lmao
it was actually super fucking terrifying.
0:02 Hey I didn't know Austin had some... *(puts on sick shades 😎) hat tricks* up his sleeve 😂
Also here's my worst sex story: When my sister got back from Afghanistan, she introduced me to her friend she met while serving over there and I feel for her. We started dating behind my sister's back and kept the relationship a secret because we did know what she would think about it; well got our answer when she came home early from a trip with my brother-in-law. Here's what happened: her friend was housesitting for them and the night before she got back, she asked me to come over and help her with the TV. My sister had "50 Shades of Grey" in her bedroom so we started leafing through it, one thing led to another and next thing I knew, we were going at it in the living room. The sex lasted until about 9 'o clock the next morning... when my sister walked into the house and caught us "red-assed". She yelled at us "GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! OH MY GOD!!!" Then she went into the garage, told my brother-in-law not to come in yet and came back with a hammer. We thought she was gonna beat us to death and didn't know wether to run for our lives or get dressed, so we got dressed fast (hey, we couldn't run out of the house the way we were). My sister then started chasing us until we heard a thump, then she started complaining about her wall (she dropped the hammer and scraped the wall up). So as punishment for what we were doing, she ordered us to go to Home Depot with her and get the supplies to fix the wall. All she could say on the way in the car was "What were you guys thinking?" Before I could say anything, her friend said "Well if you have '50 Shades of Grey', don't expect anyone not to get any ideas." Things blew over soon after but when I think about it, I can still picture a remix of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me":
"Sister came in and she caught me red-handed,
creeping with her friend from the Core.
Picture this, we were both butt-naked,
Banging on the living room floor.
How was I supposed to know that,
she was coming home early?
All this time she was standing there,
she never took her eyes off me." 😂
Ok, so here’s a reasonably epic one:
My gf and I were once gettin at it, and we finally pulled off facing each other, me between her legs… it was fucking HAWT! It was fucking INCREDIBLE!… what do we hear about five minutes in? “It’s ok. Y’all keep goin!” HER FUCKING MOM WALKED IN ON US! Let’s just say that murdered the mood ten times over. Also, I found out later that she had been STANDING THERE WITH THE DOOR CRACKED OPEN WATCHING US FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES, AT LEAST! AAAAAAAAH! 😂🤘😈🤣
This had me laughing so hard !! 😂 you look like my mom.....:
Nah dawg yeah I stand up 😂😂 I heard this and died