i just gotta say that watching you guys just chill and talk is way funnier than most scripted comedies that i've seen. yall are genuinely having a good time and laughing and shit that i myself also find hilarious. if you guy ever took this show on the road i'd totally go to like every show. i love watching you guys. been watching both of yalls channels for months now and this is my first comment. i've learned alot music wise from jared and actually learned a decent amount from austin about food. yall kick ass. sorry you're going through shit right now jared. hope you bounce back. hey austin how is that shopping cart you live in now that yall moved? target carts are the best. they're bigger and plastic. lol love yall.
I didn't know this until after I agreed to marry him, but my ex fiance has a thing for fat guys and is obcessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks. He even wanted me to learn how to play their 'music' on guitar so he could beat off to it. I told him I would then played some doom metal instead.
As a furry: the "tiggered" thing is hilarious. Gonna have to use that one. And its not a fetish for a lot of us. We just like to dress up in costumes for innocent reasons such as making people smile
19:43 Jared: "Like the plastic bottle dude had a picture of a plastic bottle with his comment. And then this guy's name is 'Green Cat,' and his fetish is a cat; I think our viewers are just really fucking strange." 19:52 Austin: "What do you think this guy likes: *GingerChodeBalls?" Jared pisses himself* "What do you think he's into, Jared?" 😂
my friend once had an ex who had a burp fetish and one day they were in the class room and a chick behind him burped, she looked over to see him silently putting his leg over the over and stayed like that for the rest of the period. i just thought you would enjoy this story
This video made me realise how twisted i actually am. It's strange for me to think that there are people who are weirded out by extreme BDSM and the DaddyKink and Masochism/Sadism
well the daddy kink frankly because i grew up too fast ad never had a solid parental figure which is where "little space" comes into play, it allows me to be me on every level... as far as BDSM honestly i have no idea, however i have a theory that kinks may be a hereditary thing. but being overpowered also adds into the child like act
Rainbow DASH ok fair enough, but the whole parental figure thing doesn't mix with sex for me. I'm not here to judge, you do you, and I guess it makes sense to an extent. Not for me tho
Dude I don't know if that might be a conspiracy, but I think there's like one dude that is responsible for 50% of the comments on each and every video who names his fake accounts based on what commentary he will make on which every single one of them are false and made up
Me and my best friend from middle school called a phone sex hotline once and immediately got connected to a guy with a creepy, shaky old man voice who was like "I want you to... fart in muh face." He was 100% serious and we got like 5 more guys into that after we disconnected with him.
I like knife play but my husband would freak out if we tried it. Also not sure if I’d be comfortable with him using a knife since he doesn’t really understand how to do it to a person properly lol
I know you guys have said it like 27 times that it’s on hiatus because you don’t wanna ruin the new kitchen, but WHEN THE FUCK is dining with dickey coming back. 😂😂😂 funniest damn thing I’ve ever heard
Gay Metalhead here. I have a hand fetish. I like guys with really masculine type hands. Construction workers and mechanics, and fat dudes with big thick fat hands and fingers. Lol. I felt safe posting this here after reading all the other weird ass fetishes here lol.
![WTF INVENTIONS!!! [I CRUSH AUSTIN'S FOOT]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9xnYKk4usJ8/mqdefault.jpg)
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My fetish is propane and propane accessories.
This is canon in the show by the way. Look it up.
propane me please
Another Hank Hill profile, yaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.
Savage Silas I propaned.
SCUBV STEVE The ORIGINAL Hank Hill profile!
read all of that in hank hill's voice, satisfied 11/9
"I'm not a tasty treat"- Austin Dickey 2016
These are lies
Oh but he is... ❤
What if your fetish is hearing other people's fetishes
TheBlackKnight1o1 then strap in for one hell of a ride mate!
The Jam Man did you mean strap in or strap on??
ArkaeaFCL3 whatever floats your boat.
Then you have ascended.
then you're probably hard now
I feel like there should be Austin Dickey quote t-shirts.
John DelGreco 16:49
“Smells like… Danny DeVito’s underboob.” 😂
Shredder3931 I would wear that proudly 😂
Cooch Crumpets
Or a compilation video
18:13 if he was sexually attracted to plastic, he might as well be attracted to Nicki Minaj 😂
true
Or the Kardashians
@@ChaplainPhantasm fair point haha
burn
@@ChaplainPhantasm One day some poor kid is gonna drink water out of a bottle made from the recycled plastic of her breast implants after she's dead
i was genuinely afraid when i scrolled down to see the comments
19ThreeLions97 same, braj
Who wasn’t
Jokes on Austin, Jared said "little things girls have"
I have the same fetish as Austin then...
bobeyejoe FBI here, open up!
That's what I said!
*Chris Hansen has entered the chat*
So, snitches?
Austin getting triggered gives me life
Disaster Peace tiggered
Disaster Peace tiggered lol
Is mayonnaise a fetish
Andrew Buruato no patrick mayonnaise is not a fetish.
Horseradish is not a fetish either
zeoalexo your just not trying hard enough
Andrew Buruato nah that’s an instrument.
depends where you put it
Andrew Buruato everythings a fetish
i just gotta say that watching you guys just chill and talk is way funnier than most scripted comedies that i've seen. yall are genuinely having a good time and laughing and shit that i myself also find hilarious. if you guy ever took this show on the road i'd totally go to like every show. i love watching you guys. been watching both of yalls channels for months now and this is my first comment. i've learned alot music wise from jared and actually learned a decent amount from austin about food. yall kick ass. sorry you're going through shit right now jared. hope you bounce back. hey austin how is that shopping cart you live in now that yall moved? target carts are the best. they're bigger and plastic. lol love yall.
KINK SHAMING IS MY KINK
2326_543337 AHHHHHHHHH
Ew how can you have a kink shaming fetish you creep that's so disgusting
Ew how can you have a kink shaming fetish you creep that's so disgusting
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
😶 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Jared actually DID say, "Little things girls do".
PurpleKnight139 yea
Waffel Eater did u just reply to urself
Austin: *says something remotely funny*
Jared: *dies* "BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
I had a buddy who would blast fart porn through his cars speakers with the windows down. Funniest shit ever. Lol
autoassasinophilia. Getting turned on my the thought of dying or being killed. Its a thing, it has a name, and I dated a girl who was into it once.
DAMN
sounds like Cheryl/Carol from Archer lol
+Don Of The Red also cherlene
All those girls who like being choked.
Is there are fetish for the thought of killing someone, cuz I dated a girl with that one
i saw a gif once of someone killing a puppy on tumblr, like, an actual baby puppy with heels.
still the worst thing i've seen on the internet
Eating while watching this was a bad idea
Steven Riverman If you were eating, why the hell did it seem like clicking on "disguting fetishes" was a good idea?
masturbating while watching this was a mediocre idea
My fetish is djent
Same
00011101010001010100101010101010101 *n o w n u t*
potato cringe thank you
Dickey should try doing stand up sometime lmao he’s quick on his wit with jokes all the time it seems
And they say foot fetishes are weird
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It's still kinda weird
Foot fetishes can be explained atleast
Johnathan Korkie all fetish r weird then
No. They are NOT weird. Greetings from Germany...
I didn't know this until after I agreed to marry him, but my ex fiance has a thing for fat guys and is obcessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks. He even wanted me to learn how to play their 'music' on guitar so he could beat off to it. I told him I would then played some doom metal instead.
Lmaoooo
Austin looks like an emo Andy milonakis with a blue merkin glued to his head.
I like it when I'm tied up and slapped with salami whilst someone pours mayonnaise on me and someone else calls me obscure 16th century insults.
"Obscure 16th century insults" 😂😂😂
"Dost thou liketh it, driggle-draggle?!"
@@samudrummer27 "oh yesith, use more force with thous sausage, my good sir!"
@@weenbeen9104 you single dingle simpleton! Dost thou enjoy getting scringle singled!?!
Dining with Dickey will come back once Mudvanye comes back from hiatus
6 years later its still funny hearing Austin just go off at the beginning of this.
21:48....either that was purposeful editing with the music, or that was the greatest accidental timing ever.
Donald Shores a year from now this makes me laugh out loud 😂
🤣 omg its so perfect!! I'm dying
Another 5 o'clock morning, what better way to keep myself awake than with Austin and Jared? :D
In my country is 2:30 pm
rn it's 1:04 am
these guys commenting don't know what the difference between a fetish and just sexual likes and what not
That comment in the thumbnail was mine 😂😂
500v of gaming jawline and spit fetishes
Prove it
What is hot about a jawline?
How come the names are different?
Who listens to skillet
Coming back to this it makes me so proud to see how much Austin has come
…did you mean “how far”?
I heard the muffin man song in the background and I was kind of scared for a second because I didn't think it was part of the video
It’s a helpless small animal.. what the hell..
Why does Austin look like a lesbian mom?
Or a trans 😮
He all of our lesbian mom
11:18 The Boys implemented this in season 3 episode 1, around 11-30. It ended badly when the guy inside sneesed.
Yeah he did the Ant-Man thing only not in the bunghole
As a furry: the "tiggered" thing is hilarious. Gonna have to use that one. And its not a fetish for a lot of us. We just like to dress up in costumes for innocent reasons such as making people smile
Well I never thought a fury would watch the DD show
@@im_not_a_real_guy here's another one :)
I was thinking about commenting about it but you said it better than I ever could ;) well said
let me tell you, when i see someone on the street in a costume i do NOT smile lmao
@@Odd1006Yeah. You’re probably close minded to it though. So, *shrug*
We never got back dining with dickey
19:43 Jared: "Like the plastic bottle dude had a picture of a plastic bottle with his comment. And then this guy's name is 'Green Cat,' and his fetish is a cat; I think our viewers are just really fucking strange."
19:52 Austin: "What do you think this guy likes: *GingerChodeBalls?" Jared pisses himself* "What do you think he's into, Jared?" 😂
my friend once had an ex who had a burp fetish and one day they were in the class room and a chick behind him burped, she looked over to see him silently putting his leg over the over and stayed like that for the rest of the period. i just thought you would enjoy this story
11:15 predicted the Boys season 3
I was just gonna say.
Dude Dickeys troll voice sounds exsctly like Boogie when he does Francis lmao
lmao tru
Guys when is Dining with Dickey coming back?
VikingWarrior HU don't you mean "Austinstic
Jesse Bartlett Oh yeah
@@jessebartlett6118 be Ashamed of yourself
Watched this at work on lunch. Guys asked what I was having, I said....
Fetishini........ill shut up now.
4:02 IIIIII AM IIIIROOON MAAAAAN...
oh god I didn't expect my comment to be shown
044332B what one was yours?
Succ so how did that become a thing?
super glad you guys are doing the highlight and un-edited versions now. I always enjoy the stuff you guys say inbetween the serious stuff
20:30 Aaaanddd his name is JackTheRipper. Lovely.
when The Muppet Man theme starts playing
This video made me realise how twisted i actually am.
It's strange for me to think that there are people who are weirded out by extreme BDSM and the DaddyKink and Masochism/Sadism
Rainbow DASH wanna tell me why you're into it? I don't get it
well the daddy kink frankly because i grew up too fast ad never had a solid parental figure which is where "little space" comes into play, it allows me to be me on every level... as far as BDSM honestly i have no idea, however i have a theory that kinks may be a hereditary thing. but being overpowered also adds into the child like act
Rainbow DASH ok fair enough, but the whole parental figure thing doesn't mix with sex for me. I'm not here to judge, you do you, and I guess it makes sense to an extent. Not for me tho
well its not like they are my parent its more like a "caretaker"
not mothman I feel you
10:04 me
I prefer the unedited versions. you guys should just turn the camera on and whatever happens happens keep it.
"I didn't do shit" was great 🤣🤣
The incredibly quiet music in the background is driving me insane
Take a shot everytime austin touches his hair
Man Austin has lost so much weight since this video
I swear one of these days Jared is gonna haver a heart attack from laughing too hard at one of Austins jokes 🤣
Dude I don't know if that might be a conspiracy, but I think there's like one dude that is responsible for 50% of the comments on each and every video who names his fake accounts based on what commentary he will make on which every single one of them are false and made up
yesss the long videos are back!
Proper title:
*Two vanilla guys respond to their vanilla fanbase who confuse attractions with fetishes*
Cheyenne confuse*
@@swankypuppet9313 Thanks?
When you open the video and the scene is the same as the thumbnail
And i thought my Lenin speech fetish was weird
@13:00 lol the neighbor is probably like "da fuck they talking bout weird fetishes for?"
I feel like such a dirtbag watching this going "Oh, yeah, I know that one... yeah, I've heard of that one, too... and that one... aw, shit." =/
BRING BACK DINING WITH DICKEY!
He didnt say little girl he said “little things girls do or have”
6 year update: Somebody actually made an Urban Dictionary definition of Dickeyphilia
I have learned to never eat or drink while watching this show.
Me and my best friend from middle school called a phone sex hotline once and immediately got connected to a guy with a creepy, shaky old man voice who was like "I want you to... fart in muh face." He was 100% serious and we got like 5 more guys into that after we disconnected with him.
jared's laugh can cure cancer
anyone got this randomly recommended in 2021?
14:19 random doesn't equal funny
wait so does Kratos from God of War trigger a hardcore response for jawline fetishists?
Jack the rippers profile pic is from deathgasm
14:19-14:23 when you tell your parents you want to drop out of school to work as a musician
I dated a chick who liked the idea of giving me little cuts. I was pretty freaked out
I like knife play but my husband would freak out if we tried it. Also not sure if I’d be comfortable with him using a knife since he doesn’t really understand how to do it to a person properly lol
HUUUUUGE red flag my dude.. dont wanna end up on one of those murder mystery shows...
@@frannymontes2899 You should probably get some help
21:46 Dickey boy went to the bathroom to play with his war robot
Congratulations for 50k subs!
20:20
just the way he reads that and the muffin man song in the background XD
Are you gonna get sound treatment in the Dickeydines room
+Jared Dines hopefully the tour will help you out a bit!
i opened this video thinking “i’m gonna want to get my headphones” and at 2:29 i was like yup i’m getting my headphones
Who's that cute lesbian jared had with him
**sarcasm** Oh, you mean Austin?
loving the unedited videos
What if you did an Australian theme BBQ outdoors episode?
Dining with Dickey makes me feel funny inside. BRING IT BACK! :D
When I'm sober:
-giving facials
-BDSM
-Fem dom
When I'm high:
-watching Hatred gameplay got me going, thats a thing now(?) Lol
21:48 right when Dickey looks in the camera, the music cuts for a second lol
I ate a bagel once, then I put cream cheese on it
Thanks for sharing... I guess
@@Bingo_Chuck1918 thank you
@@birdsaresinners3373 do you mean you're welcome?
@@Bingo_Chuck1918 no thank you
@@birdsaresinners3373 ummm ok then, your welcome
9:00 I love that someone with a Skillet album as a cover photo made that comment.
10:05 tiggered, yes! Best moment of the entire video
Jared: "I haven't do sh**t except edit it", Video Title: "Un-edited" nail it
Anyone here notice a link between username and fetish?
I know you guys have said it like 27 times that it’s on hiatus because you don’t wanna ruin the new kitchen, but WHEN THE FUCK is dining with dickey coming back. 😂😂😂 funniest damn thing I’ve ever heard
I like kitten play and bdsm so I guess I'm not that weird...
same but I like hella creepy other areas of bdsm
Maria Uribe well I wouldn't say that... But there is definitely alot worse:/
What
@@annabellegallander9458 can I marry you?
The fuck is kitten play
Gay Metalhead here. I have a hand fetish. I like guys with really masculine type hands. Construction workers and mechanics, and fat dudes with big thick fat hands and fingers. Lol. I felt safe posting this here after reading all the other weird ass fetishes here lol.
I'm super in to motivational speeches if you catch my drift
18:31 - "or get a girlfriend"
Oooooo
7:02 I love how Austin is being all sweet and caring for lil animals :)
It’s the muffin man song for me 🤣😭
Austins into that BBW ebony life
...
Gross
+Dickeyfighter7861 lol
Aknowledge me Daddy Dickey, Sister Dines will you be available to create an 90 String Mon-djent guitar?
dont worry jared, you said "little things girls do" the first time.