DISGUSTING FETISHES!! (Un-edited version)

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  • Опубліковано 13 лип 2016
  • HEY DINERS AND DICKS! We are trying something new where we upload a condensed (highlighted) version of a video and then post a separate un-edited version for those of you who want to see more! Our videos are generally pretty long (18-25 minutes) and we know not all of you have that kind of time! Let us know what you think! Thanks!
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  • @StricklandAssistantManager
    @StricklandAssistantManager 8 років тому +1588

    My fetish is propane and propane accessories.
    This is canon in the show by the way. Look it up.

  • @bigreddartt6031
    @bigreddartt6031 8 років тому +461

    "I'm not a tasty treat"- Austin Dickey 2016

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 6 років тому +786

    What if your fetish is hearing other people's fetishes

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 6 років тому +48

      TheBlackKnight1o1 then strap in for one hell of a ride mate!

    • @ArkaeaFCL3
      @ArkaeaFCL3 6 років тому +21

      The Jam Man did you mean strap in or strap on??

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 6 років тому +16

      ArkaeaFCL3 whatever floats your boat.

    • @sandhead47
      @sandhead47 6 років тому +9

      Then you have ascended.

    • @mangocorpse8433
      @mangocorpse8433 6 років тому +4

      then you're probably hard now

  • @John-ql2qr
    @John-ql2qr 7 років тому +297

    I feel like there should be Austin Dickey quote t-shirts.

  • @jessebartlett6118
    @jessebartlett6118 7 років тому +210

    Jokes on Austin, Jared said "little things girls have"

  • @ab.r6s
    @ab.r6s 8 років тому +479

    Is mayonnaise a fetish

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo 7 років тому +64

      Andrew Buruato no patrick mayonnaise is not a fetish.
      Horseradish is not a fetish either

    • @johnsorrows8998
      @johnsorrows8998 6 років тому +4

      zeoalexo your just not trying hard enough

    • @simplesimonh123
      @simplesimonh123 6 років тому +36

      Andrew Buruato nah that’s an instrument.

    • @ICKY427
      @ICKY427 6 років тому +14

      depends where you put it

    • @ijustgotreallystoned638
      @ijustgotreallystoned638 6 років тому +4

      Andrew Buruato everythings a fetish

  • @19ThreeLions97
    @19ThreeLions97 8 років тому +397

    i was genuinely afraid when i scrolled down to see the comments

  • @darkb_l00m
    @darkb_l00m 7 років тому +310

    Austin getting triggered gives me life

  • @Ampher03
    @Ampher03 6 років тому +121

    KINK SHAMING IS MY KINK

    • @makmae9519
      @makmae9519 5 років тому +5

      2326_543337 AHHHHHHHHH

    • @shieldshield4973
      @shieldshield4973 3 роки тому +2

      Ew how can you have a kink shaming fetish you creep that's so disgusting

    • @shieldshield4973
      @shieldshield4973 3 роки тому +2

      Ew how can you have a kink shaming fetish you creep that's so disgusting

    • @shieldshield4973
      @shieldshield4973 3 роки тому +1

      ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

    • @musicmaster555
      @musicmaster555 3 роки тому +1

      😶 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @dedrxbbit7549
    @dedrxbbit7549 6 років тому +213

    18:13 if he was sexually attracted to plastic, he might as well be attracted to Nicki Minaj 😂

    • @user-gj2qb8de1e
      @user-gj2qb8de1e 5 років тому +5

      true

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 3 роки тому +9

      Or the Kardashians

    • @dedrxbbit7549
      @dedrxbbit7549 3 роки тому +1

      @@ChaplainPhantasm fair point haha

    • @Odd1006
      @Odd1006 Рік тому

      burn

    • @razztastic
      @razztastic 9 місяців тому

      @@ChaplainPhantasm One day some poor kid is gonna drink water out of a bottle made from the recycled plastic of her breast implants after she's dead

  • @purpleknight1396
    @purpleknight1396 8 років тому +86

    Jared actually DID say, "Little things girls do".

  • @craigeller3228
    @craigeller3228 7 років тому +142

    i just gotta say that watching you guys just chill and talk is way funnier than most scripted comedies that i've seen. yall are genuinely having a good time and laughing and shit that i myself also find hilarious. if you guy ever took this show on the road i'd totally go to like every show. i love watching you guys. been watching both of yalls channels for months now and this is my first comment. i've learned alot music wise from jared and actually learned a decent amount from austin about food. yall kick ass. sorry you're going through shit right now jared. hope you bounce back. hey austin how is that shopping cart you live in now that yall moved? target carts are the best. they're bigger and plastic. lol love yall.

  • @benjaminmishio9889
    @benjaminmishio9889 6 років тому +27

    Austin: *says something remotely funny*
    Jared: *dies* "BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

  • @michellelehky2374
    @michellelehky2374 8 років тому +58

    autoassasinophilia. Getting turned on my the thought of dying or being killed. Its a thing, it has a name, and I dated a girl who was into it once.

    • @linabeaan
      @linabeaan 8 років тому +1

      DAMN

    • @donofthered5244
      @donofthered5244 8 років тому +15

      sounds like Cheryl/Carol from Archer lol

    • @Spleknik
      @Spleknik 8 років тому +2

      +Don Of The Red also cherlene

    • @dyztroyax4628
      @dyztroyax4628 4 роки тому

      All those girls who like being choked.

    • @sntreulfravn2321
      @sntreulfravn2321 4 роки тому +1

      Is there are fetish for the thought of killing someone, cuz I dated a girl with that one

  • @ryanoveroye3104
    @ryanoveroye3104 6 років тому +87

    Dickey should try doing stand up sometime lmao he’s quick on his wit with jokes all the time it seems

  • @stevenriverman7920
    @stevenriverman7920 7 років тому +81

    Eating while watching this was a bad idea

    • @TheIcanntspel
      @TheIcanntspel 6 років тому +9

      Steven Riverman If you were eating, why the hell did it seem like clicking on "disguting fetishes" was a good idea?

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 6 років тому +7

      masturbating while watching this was a mediocre idea

  • @cparks7800
    @cparks7800 5 років тому +52

    I had a buddy who would blast fart porn through his cars speakers with the windows down. Funniest shit ever. Lol

  • @PixelPrincess78
    @PixelPrincess78 6 років тому +264

    My fetish is djent

    • @mendica
      @mendica 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @watorimelon_
      @watorimelon_ 4 роки тому +5

      00011101010001010100101010101010101 *n o w n u t*

    • @zQoQz
      @zQoQz 4 роки тому

      potato cringe thank you

  • @zeoalexo
    @zeoalexo 7 років тому +85

    And they say foot fetishes are weird

  • @helenaalbert7461
    @helenaalbert7461 4 роки тому +13

    Austin looks like an emo Andy milonakis with a blue merkin glued to his head.

  • @fatboysgarage7984
    @fatboysgarage7984 6 років тому +33

    I didn't know this until after I agreed to marry him, but my ex fiance has a thing for fat guys and is obcessed with Alvin and the Chipmunks. He even wanted me to learn how to play their 'music' on guitar so he could beat off to it. I told him I would then played some doom metal instead.

  • @shoople
    @shoople 5 років тому +7

    i saw a gif once of someone killing a puppy on tumblr, like, an actual baby puppy with heels.
    still the worst thing i've seen on the internet

  • @seanr4745
    @seanr4745 6 років тому +377

    That comment in the thumbnail was mine 😂😂

  • @lucaskrom8931
    @lucaskrom8931 8 років тому +44

    I like it when I'm tied up and slapped with salami whilst someone pours mayonnaise on me and someone else calls me obscure 16th century insults.

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 5 років тому +8

      "Obscure 16th century insults" 😂😂😂

    • @samudrummer27
      @samudrummer27 4 роки тому +7

      "Dost thou liketh it, driggle-draggle?!"

    • @weenbeen9104
      @weenbeen9104 2 роки тому +1

      @@samudrummer27 "oh yesith, use more force with thous sausage, my good sir!"

    • @Crunk0777
      @Crunk0777 2 роки тому

      @@weenbeen9104 you single dingle simpleton! Dost thou enjoy getting scringle singled!?!

  • @demdrumsandguitar8208
    @demdrumsandguitar8208 5 років тому +59

    Why does Austin look like a lesbian mom?

  • @chillierspore8786
    @chillierspore8786 5 років тому +4

    Dining with Dickey will come back once Mudvanye comes back from hiatus

  • @fullmetalskunk5021
    @fullmetalskunk5021 Рік тому +3

    6 years later its still funny hearing Austin just go off at the beginning of this.

  • @fivebucklunch6902
    @fivebucklunch6902 8 років тому +16

    Another 5 o'clock morning, what better way to keep myself awake than with Austin and Jared? :D

  • @donniedarko444
    @donniedarko444 8 років тому +19

    21:48....either that was purposeful editing with the music, or that was the greatest accidental timing ever.

    • @UnaT1muS
      @UnaT1muS 6 років тому +1

      Donald Shores a year from now this makes me laugh out loud 😂

    • @orion_5128
      @orion_5128 4 роки тому

      🤣 omg its so perfect!! I'm dying

  • @tjpurdy5704
    @tjpurdy5704 6 років тому +24

    It’s a helpless small animal.. what the hell..

  • @brandonjeffers7164
    @brandonjeffers7164 6 років тому +24

    Dude Dickeys troll voice sounds exsctly like Boogie when he does Francis lmao

  • @bruhtpose
    @bruhtpose 8 років тому +17

    these guys commenting don't know what the difference between a fetish and just sexual likes and what not

  • @mikeoxlong80
    @mikeoxlong80 6 років тому +26

    My fetish is giant cowboy hats with pink neon lights that say crab ranch

  • @lyndonn.6793
    @lyndonn.6793 7 років тому +6

    I heard the muffin man song in the background and I was kind of scared for a second because I didn't think it was part of the video

  • @jacobburnett1175
    @jacobburnett1175 3 роки тому +1

    Coming back to this it makes me so proud to see how much Austin has come

  • @thecaleruegge166
    @thecaleruegge166 8 років тому +1

    yesss the long videos are back!

  • @TheCommanderCreep
    @TheCommanderCreep 8 років тому +59

    Guys when is Dining with Dickey coming back?

  • @user-cm7sr6ql3s
    @user-cm7sr6ql3s 7 років тому +35

    oh god I didn't expect my comment to be shown

  • @TheAustinely
    @TheAustinely 8 років тому +2

    super glad you guys are doing the highlight and un-edited versions now. I always enjoy the stuff you guys say inbetween the serious stuff

  • @kirahsmiley
    @kirahsmiley 8 років тому

    loving the unedited videos

  • @Jdkicked
    @Jdkicked 4 роки тому +66

    As a furry: the "tiggered" thing is hilarious. Gonna have to use that one. And its not a fetish for a lot of us. We just like to dress up in costumes for innocent reasons such as making people smile

    • @im_not_a_real_guy
      @im_not_a_real_guy Рік тому +4

      Well I never thought a fury would watch the DD show

    • @Sclumsy
      @Sclumsy Рік тому +3

      @@im_not_a_real_guy here's another one :)

    • @Sclumsy
      @Sclumsy Рік тому +2

      I was thinking about commenting about it but you said it better than I ever could ;) well said

    • @Odd1006
      @Odd1006 Рік тому +11

      let me tell you, when i see someone on the street in a costume i do NOT smile lmao

    • @alskdf
      @alskdf Рік тому +2

      @@Odd1006Yeah. You’re probably close minded to it though. So, *shrug*

  • @brockly6434
    @brockly6434 5 років тому +9

    Man Austin has lost so much weight since this video

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 7 років тому

    Dining with Dickey makes me feel funny inside. BRING IT BACK! :D

  • @apprenticeaustin9418
    @apprenticeaustin9418 8 років тому

    love the double videos but they were late i was so upset it was late

  • @rangamsarmah2061
    @rangamsarmah2061 5 років тому +7

    4:02 IIIIII AM IIIIROOON MAAAAAN...

  • @BA13ALB
    @BA13ALB 8 років тому +19

    I prefer the unedited versions. you guys should just turn the camera on and whatever happens happens keep it.

  • @limpskimp6794
    @limpskimp6794 4 роки тому +9

    Who's that cute lesbian jared had with him

  • @bigboinate211
    @bigboinate211 6 років тому +31

    my friend once had an ex who had a burp fetish and one day they were in the class room and a chick behind him burped, she looked over to see him silently putting his leg over the over and stayed like that for the rest of the period. i just thought you would enjoy this story

  • @captainjirk9564
    @captainjirk9564 6 років тому +4

    20:30 Aaaanddd his name is JackTheRipper. Lovely.

  • @NipplWizard
    @NipplWizard Рік тому +4

    Watched this at work on lunch. Guys asked what I was having, I said....
    Fetishini........ill shut up now.

  • @Tabs793
    @Tabs793 8 років тому +1

    Hey Dickey I meant to ask on the last video is that a mark of cain tattoo I saw in the last video? Supernatural fan?

  • @tmejr95
    @tmejr95 8 років тому

    I'm liking the edited and unedited concept. Definitely keep it up fellas!

  • @Yksinainensusi1
    @Yksinainensusi1 8 років тому +9

    Congratulations for 50k subs!

  • @coralc7774
    @coralc7774 6 років тому +39

    This video made me realise how twisted i actually am.
    It's strange for me to think that there are people who are weirded out by extreme BDSM and the DaddyKink and Masochism/Sadism

    • @johnathangoldblatt2931
      @johnathangoldblatt2931 6 років тому

      Rainbow DASH wanna tell me why you're into it? I don't get it

    • @coralc7774
      @coralc7774 6 років тому +3

      well the daddy kink frankly because i grew up too fast ad never had a solid parental figure which is where "little space" comes into play, it allows me to be me on every level... as far as BDSM honestly i have no idea, however i have a theory that kinks may be a hereditary thing. but being overpowered also adds into the child like act

    • @johnathangoldblatt2931
      @johnathangoldblatt2931 6 років тому

      Rainbow DASH ok fair enough, but the whole parental figure thing doesn't mix with sex for me. I'm not here to judge, you do you, and I guess it makes sense to an extent. Not for me tho

    • @coralc7774
      @coralc7774 6 років тому +5

      well its not like they are my parent its more like a "caretaker"

    • @Patty-P
      @Patty-P 6 років тому

      not mothman I feel you

  • @coologuy7758
    @coologuy7758 8 років тому

    lovev the idea!

  • @MegaKozone
    @MegaKozone 8 років тому +1

    You literally just hit 50k!! Congrats dudes love you guys.

    • @MegaKozone
      @MegaKozone 8 років тому +1

      You just lost 5 :/

    • @joshl1350
      @joshl1350 8 років тому +1

      Let's hire a hit man

    • @MegaKozone
      @MegaKozone 8 років тому +1

      +Josh Lukowicz hahah

  • @coreysullivan2171
    @coreysullivan2171 6 років тому +10

    And i thought my Lenin speech fetish was weird

  • @tomstrmecki4612
    @tomstrmecki4612 8 років тому +5

    What if you did an Australian theme BBQ outdoors episode?

  • @zachp6957
    @zachp6957 8 років тому

    I'm crying this is so funny

  • @palehorseoftheapocalypse4366
    @palehorseoftheapocalypse4366 8 років тому +2

    BRING BACK DINING WITH DICKEY!

  • @rickgutierrez6328
    @rickgutierrez6328 6 років тому +3

    jared's laugh can cure cancer

  • @EnzoCapun
    @EnzoCapun 5 років тому +5

    Dude I don't know if that might be a conspiracy, but I think there's like one dude that is responsible for 50% of the comments on each and every video who names his fake accounts based on what commentary he will make on which every single one of them are false and made up

  • @Faendal91
    @Faendal91 6 років тому

    These guys are some of the very few people on UA-cam that actually make me laugh until my stomach hurts. So great!

  • @grantlathrop3289
    @grantlathrop3289 4 роки тому

    I know you guys have said it like 27 times that it’s on hiatus because you don’t wanna ruin the new kitchen, but WHEN THE FUCK is dining with dickey coming back. 😂😂😂 funniest damn thing I’ve ever heard

  • @TheEldenSandwich
    @TheEldenSandwich 3 роки тому +3

    He didnt say little girl he said “little things girls do or have”

  • @tata132818
    @tata132818 7 років тому +58

    I like kitten play and bdsm so I guess I'm not that weird...

  • @nicholasgayle1424
    @nicholasgayle1424 Рік тому +2

    We never got back dining with dickey

  • @francogenolet1828
    @francogenolet1828 5 років тому

    Jared: "I haven't do sh**t except edit it", Video Title: "Un-edited" nail it

  • @WaltonsJoint
    @WaltonsJoint 8 років тому +5

    Are you gonna get sound treatment in the Dickeydines room

    • @WaltonsJoint
      @WaltonsJoint 8 років тому +1

      +Jared Dines hopefully the tour will help you out a bit!

  • @damonmcgraw5864
    @damonmcgraw5864 6 років тому +3

    I have learned to never eat or drink while watching this show.

  • @AHVENAN
    @AHVENAN 5 місяців тому

    I swear one of these days Jared is gonna haver a heart attack from laughing too hard at one of Austins jokes 🤣

  • @meat_dragon8834
    @meat_dragon8834 6 років тому

    You have just earned yourself a new subscriber

  • @ColombianCaliph
    @ColombianCaliph 3 роки тому +6

    I dated a chick who liked the idea of giving me little cuts. I was pretty freaked out

    • @frannymontes2899
      @frannymontes2899 Рік тому

      I like knife play but my husband would freak out if we tried it. Also not sure if I’d be comfortable with him using a knife since he doesn’t really understand how to do it to a person properly lol

    • @VashStarwind
      @VashStarwind 10 місяців тому

      HUUUUUGE red flag my dude.. dont wanna end up on one of those murder mystery shows...

    • @VashStarwind
      @VashStarwind 10 місяців тому

      @@frannymontes2899 You should probably get some help

  • @priiimmrose
    @priiimmrose 5 років тому +4

    14:19 random doesn't equal funny

  • @idrkofficial6101
    @idrkofficial6101 3 роки тому +1

    "I didn't do shit" was great 🤣🤣

  • @JackyyKayy
    @JackyyKayy 8 років тому

    the dickey dines show, where i can have my soul permanently scared by the people that live in society. haha only kidding i love your guys's content

  • @noggie
    @noggie 6 років тому +3

    The incredibly quiet music in the background is driving me insane

  • @foreverskrillex
    @foreverskrillex 4 роки тому +16

    Proper title:
    *Two vanilla guys respond to their vanilla fanbase who confuse attractions with fetishes*

  • @loganstark5557
    @loganstark5557 8 років тому +1

    when The Muppet Man theme starts playing

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 Рік тому

    lol i love jared's laugh

  • @SixtyDoesStuff
    @SixtyDoesStuff 5 років тому +4

    I feel like such a dirtbag watching this going "Oh, yeah, I know that one... yeah, I've heard of that one, too... and that one... aw, shit." =/

  • @Nathanthepleb
    @Nathanthepleb 8 років тому +15

    I guess this would be a perfect time to ask this: When is Dining with Dickey coming back? 😉

  • @zinnydin2345
    @zinnydin2345 6 років тому

    you guys have both lost a lot of weight since this was uploaded good job :)

  • @mueslolini3688
    @mueslolini3688 5 років тому +2

    Take a shot everytime austin touches his hair

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 7 років тому +8

    BOKU NO PICO...
    WATCH ITTTTTT!!!!

  • @WordsofHeresy
    @WordsofHeresy 5 років тому +6

    When I'm sober:
    -giving facials
    -BDSM
    -Fem dom
    When I'm high:
    -watching Hatred gameplay got me going, thats a thing now(?) Lol

  • @riverbanks7621
    @riverbanks7621 2 роки тому +1

    It’s the muffin man song for me 🤣😭

  • @jackbledsoe5517
    @jackbledsoe5517 8 років тому +1

    I can't stop laughing dude

  • @fattieworkman1978
    @fattieworkman1978 6 років тому +5

    I'm super in to motivational speeches if you catch my drift

  • @taxscandalandthebuenos
    @taxscandalandthebuenos 6 років тому +33

    Damn guys, both of you lost alot of weight since this. 👍

  • @federicoborgo7342
    @federicoborgo7342 6 років тому

    PLEASE BRING DINING WITH DICKEY PLEASE

  • @iamshameless420
    @iamshameless420 6 років тому

    hey austin where did you get that shirt?

  • @WaltonsJoint
    @WaltonsJoint 8 років тому +4

    Jack the rippers profile pic is from deathgasm

  • @jubraltar3402
    @jubraltar3402 8 років тому +9

    this video was not un-edited 😬

  • @cashewwalnut3589
    @cashewwalnut3589 6 років тому +2

    When you open the video and the scene is the same as the thumbnail

  • @eskocarl2321
    @eskocarl2321 6 років тому

    This is great

  • @metalhead9577
    @metalhead9577 5 років тому +5

    10:05 tiggered, yes! Best moment of the entire video

  • @TKB-264
    @TKB-264 8 років тому +5

    Austins into that BBW ebony life

  • @norsevapour2478
    @norsevapour2478 3 роки тому

    Aknowledge me Daddy Dickey, Sister Dines will you be available to create an 90 String Mon-djent guitar?

  • @mindbogler1234512345
    @mindbogler1234512345 6 років тому

    God I couldn't stop laughing at all this shit was funny as fuck, you guys are hilarious