Busted in the car while doin it totally happened to me in my first year of college with my then GF, the cop busted us in the park, we were apparently in an area where methheads had been that month so he thought we were doin drugs. Had to talk to him pantsless and he literally said "Finish it up and go home" . . .so we did 😂😂😂 one of my Favorite experiences ever
one time i was in a public bathroom taking a shit and this old guy walked in on me stood there for a couple seconds while i was looking at him perfectly calm, he said your suppose to lock the door son.
I'd second guess my career in burglary! A naked man with a katana is scarier than the 5-0 showing up! You don't kno if hes gonna fila or lay you!!!🏃♂️💨 LMADO! 🤣
Austin literally saved my life, I never laughed as much as I do in my life until I discovered this channel. Thank you both. Love you guys and thank you for saving me! ❤😭
Two weeks after I started dating my boyfriend, I started laughing super hard and accidentally farted in front of him. I was so embarrassed, but he was so chill about it. He laughed and yelled "It finally happened" and assured me it was fine.
when you were talking about Colby Phillips and the shit parents thing, it reminded me of elementary school when my glasses got broke on the playground and when I got home my dad beat my ass because I should've taken better care of them lol
Jimbo McGarthy I'm only saying that because I srsly just don't ever check Facebook anymore and I know quite a few people that are the same way xD since Instagram and SC Facebook seems pointless
Knoblauch means "garlic" in german. cheers from Austria🇦🇹 btw i also once shit myself in school and had to wait like 3 hours (cuz i was too embarassed to go to the bathroom)and when school ended i had to go to my grandparents,which i forgot so i first when home,saw nobody was there,went to my grandparents and didn't tell them cuz (again)i was too embarassed
Could you do a mad libs (or whatever it was called) again? I still go back to the one you guys did and it's still hilarious. Really hope you will make more of that...
Story: my crush (he was a guy) was looking for my phone in my book bag and instead he found my tampons and pads. He didn't know what they were and I had to explain it to him.
My most embarrassing moment was probably when I was younger, I had a hearse as a daily driver and it had a mattress in the back for road trips and one time my girlfriend at the time decided to park in a wooded area and have sex.... After we finished I got out of the back and was getting dressed only to turn and see 3 guys standing there staring at me, my first thought was "OMG, They're gonna call the cops because they probably think I just had sex w/ a dead body" so I said "Don't worry, she's still alive" and they busted out laughing hysterically and said "We was just curious if you were broken down but we didn't expect that". I wasn't embarrassed for long after that but she hid in the back and made me drive off w/ only underwear and shoes on... That was embarrassing to get home and I got out of the car half naked and my neighbors were outside staring so I had to lie and say I was swimming and got my closet these wet. LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A teenage boy would get worn the fuck out by a 50 year old woman. There's literally nothing embarrassing about that. Unless she was some toothless, 500 pound trailer park whale. Regardless of whether it's a "classmate(not friend mind you)'s" mom...
"Buckle your condom"
I'll call my band like that.
Fasten your meatbelt
Zip your beef curtains.
you should make a compilation of jared almost pissing himself laughing 5:22
That Galen Knoblauch part had me in tears xD
Yup!
A person LITERALLY falling on the floor from laughing - you dont see that every day :D
@@19RaxR91 happened to me in 7th grade
@@huntercraig993 Dude, Ive had that happen too at least twice.
5:21 I can’t stop laughing because of Jared throughout like the next 45 seconds of this point. 😂😂😂
5:37
"Knoblauch" is the German word for garlic..btw....
idc his name is gaylen knoblock
+Jason Ross I fucking died
Sebi "Galen Garlic" isn't much better though
U
Knoblauch literally means garlic.
And the K isn't silent.
NextLevelGamer Dem German Skillz brudi
lilpeteftw wie kann man nur Knoblauch mit Nachnamen heißen? Das gibt es nicht einmal hier in Deutschland
NextLevelGamer heck yeh gib mir me bro fist :D
Das war so geil nooblauk
rip gaylen knoblock tbh
I love jareds laugh at 4:48 XD made me laugh so hard
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
last time i came this early daddy dickey and daddy dines punished me for it
What the fuck
it's so cringey that it's funny
I hope Yuri Lowenthal didn't approve you saying that Sasuke.
maybe he did
Busted in the car while doin it totally happened to me in my first year of college with my then GF, the cop busted us in the park, we were apparently in an area where methheads had been that month so he thought we were doin drugs. Had to talk to him pantsless and he literally said "Finish it up and go home" . . .so we did 😂😂😂 one of my Favorite experiences ever
Awesome
how’s your PTSE
Motionless in white shirt
motionless in bitches
+Grizz Tune's fuck you
5:22 - 6:15 Pretty much how every conversation I have with my friend goes anymore. Life is good.
one time i was in a public bathroom taking a shit and this old guy walked in on me stood there for a couple seconds while i was looking at him perfectly calm, he said your suppose to lock the door son.
Nothing more intimidating than a naked man holding a katana
I'd second guess my career in burglary!
A naked man with a katana is scarier than the 5-0 showing up!
You don't kno if hes gonna fila or lay you!!!🏃♂️💨
LMADO! 🤣
Jared's shirt is amazing
Austin literally saved my life, I never laughed as much as I do in my life until I discovered this channel. Thank you both. Love you guys and thank you for saving me! ❤😭
17:50 Austin told this story in another video too.
This is the first time he told the story I believe
5:21 omg Jared is too adorable XD
The it’s fucking cold outside is told in two different videos and it’s funny both times
I laughed so hard the air guitar part Austin just stares at the comment for a sec and he's just like "did he like join in?"
Two weeks after I started dating my boyfriend, I started laughing super hard and accidentally farted in front of him. I was so embarrassed, but he was so chill about it. He laughed and yelled "It finally happened" and assured me it was fine.
That’s how you know you found a keeper 😂
I remember on my 16th b-day, I got hammered and made out with a 40 something at a party
Omg the knoblauch joke. Wow im dying laughing 😆 😆 lol
knoblauch is a german words an means
garlic
Till Niklaas so that poor mans last name is garlic????
@Tre Turner you realize his comment is a year old?
I had a dream the other night that jared gave me tattoo
Bubblo Bill of what?
YellowCharizar d I have no idea but i hope it was something about jent
djent*
I want that Dickey DInes Show mug
love the photo
Please do a podcast of just life stories, that'd be awesome!
when you were talking about Colby Phillips and the shit parents thing, it reminded me of elementary school when my glasses got broke on the playground and when I got home my dad beat my ass because I should've taken better care of them lol
this is not the dickeydines show
*this is the Austin Dickey comedy show*
Barbecues and old ladies: Bad Combos.
Dickey and Dines: Good Combos.
a button on a fur coat! lmfaooooo
5:36 Jared.exe has stopped working
3:23 that’s exactly what a cop wearing cheap sunglasses would sound like
absolutely lost my shit, I was on the floor just like Jared at 5:53
worth waking up to watch this
THAT MIW SHIRT THO 😻
Love the motionless shirt❤️❤️
Ahh I love Jared's shirt!!!
Knoblauch is the german word for garlic xD
you guys should do a video where like people send in their problems and stuff and you give advice
Hey Jared, Nice Motionless in White shirt I got one tonight at the mall.
5:21 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 Austin is the best
people still use facebook?
Yes?
They have to go to Facebook to get comments... no one comments on their UA-cam videos...
+Hayden Adams he is a hipster.....don't mind him
Jimbo McGarthy I'm only saying that because I srsly just don't ever check Facebook anymore and I know quite a few people that are the same way xD since Instagram and SC Facebook seems pointless
YeeeeEEEEEEEeeeessss.
you guys are funny as hell. and can you do another dining with dicky please ❤
This video gets a like for Jared laughing so hard he fell out of his chair lol
Four years later, I had no idea that my comment was even featured!
That MIW shirt tho 🖤🖤🤘🏼🤘🏼
you guys should do more of these
fuckin "splash me ass" XD
Knoblauch is german and means garlic... lol
Third comment in a row that said the same fucking thing!
Cade Whitmore well I didnt see any others, so I said it
Galen garlic XD
austin used to do the hover butt toliet move
I love your content. Keep up the great work 👍🏻
We need more videos like these! 🤘😎🤘
5:20 it’s German for garlic. Can’t believe there’s people with surnames like that 😂
Hahaha the English pronounciation of "knoblauch" kills me :D
we need another dining with Dickey
The story about the lady and the grill sounds like something you would see on those crazy neighbor videos
I like your shirt Jared
Tyler Eastburn I like your profile pic
Dr. Last Minute Evil you too lol RIP Mitch
Knoblauch means "garlic" in german.
cheers from Austria🇦🇹
btw i also once shit myself in school and had to wait like 3 hours (cuz i was too embarassed to go to the bathroom)and when school ended i had to go to my grandparents,which i forgot so i first when home,saw nobody was there,went to my grandparents and didn't tell them cuz (again)i was too embarassed
Like a grape glued to a shrubbery 😂😂
JARED ROCKING A MOTIONLESS IN WHITE SHIRT! Hell yeah. Lol
You guys need to make a video with something to do with hacky sack now to show off Austins sik skilz
You guys make me laugh so hard. Holy crap!
You should get helium beer and you can do a contest whoever laughs first you loses
that would be the shortest video ever.
+Jack Carroll how
*steals Jared's MIW shirt when he's not looking*
also Austin you make want some of those fucking pretzels!!
4:47 When the myrolax sets in
jared laughs like the joker
Could you do a mad libs (or whatever it was called) again? I still go back to the one you guys did and it's still hilarious. Really hope you will make more of that...
Story: my crush (he was a guy) was looking for my phone in my book bag and instead he found my tampons and pads. He didn't know what they were and I had to explain it to him.
Yeah, we were all 12 years old once...
I love the shit talking at the end of the video.
Djared Senpai noticed me! Life goals complete...
You guys are 900 away from 50K! :3
Dude had a heart attack of laughter
i know colby phillips personally, i am SO done rn lol
Did you know that Knoblauch means garlic in german? I just felt like pointing it out, since I couldn't find _annnnyyyy_ comments mentioning it.
Jared, where did you find the drummer from Atreyu?
dude wtf I'm wearing the exact same motionless in White shirt right now I was like whuuutt
it was so weird hope you see this
I laughed hard a f^^^ at the Gaylen Knoblauch part! That was funny as hell!
Austin looks like 2022 Chad from mudvayn 💀💀💀
Idk why but, Austin reminds me of the lead singer of Beartooth
I've got the same exact MIW shirt lol.
I didn't get caught by cops mid act but instead it was a guy walking his dog and asked if he can join. Only in Australia haha
😂😂😂😂 Jared pull up your pants
love you guys!!
My most embarrassing moment was probably when I was younger, I had a hearse as a daily driver and it had a mattress in the back for road trips and one time my girlfriend at the time decided to park in a wooded area and have sex.... After we finished I got out of the back and was getting dressed only to turn and see 3 guys standing there staring at me, my first thought was "OMG, They're gonna call the cops because they probably think I just had sex w/ a dead body" so I said "Don't worry, she's still alive" and they busted out laughing hysterically and said "We was just curious if you were broken down but we didn't expect that". I wasn't embarrassed for long after that but she hid in the back and made me drive off w/ only underwear and shoes on... That was embarrassing to get home and I got out of the car half naked and my neighbors were outside staring so I had to lie and say I was swimming and got my closet these wet. LMMFAO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trying not to laugh bc my room mate is asleep 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was camping with my friends and i shit my pants and my brain said hold it for 2 days
nice MiW tee! excited for the new album? dig the new single?
Just chill. I was asking a few questions. No need to make a federal case about it.
I was caught in the act in a car outside cvs on christmas night. Cop gave a thumbs up and got back in his car and left
Yay, this was uploaded on my birthday lol
Is nobody gana talk about how much bigger jareds right arm is compared to his left?😂
best. video. ever
I shit my self at a district marching band competition i was playing the quad toms and it was 100 degrees i wanted to fucking die
Still waiting for you guys to do AdikTheOne's Try Not To Laugh Challenges...
I lost my shit when Jared fell out of the chair
Jared "Buckle your condom!" Dines.
i love this show
Dude Janet Jackson was in her 50's when she had that wardrobe malfunction.
Who wouldn't smash Janet Jackson. Today in 2019.
A teenage boy would get worn the fuck out by a 50 year old woman. There's literally nothing embarrassing about that. Unless she was some toothless, 500 pound trailer park whale. Regardless of whether it's a "classmate(not friend mind you)'s" mom...
i love this channel