Series 6, Episode 3 - 'One Warm Prawn'| Full Episode | Taskmaster

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  • Опубліковано 3 чер 2020
  • In series 6, episode 3 of Taskmaster Russell Howard, Alice Levine, Tim Vine, Asim Chaudhry and Liza Tarbuck eat baby food and write their own story books in a bid to win some magnificent day trips.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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  • @leftpawedpolarbear
    @leftpawedpolarbear 2 роки тому +2577

    The fact that two separate people heard "storybook for adults" and immediately thought "Prawn-induced shits that bring a man to his knees" is fucking phenomenal

    • @rebeccamoore8536
      @rebeccamoore8536 2 роки тому +169

      I'm wondering if there was an issue with catering that week?

    • @cooljammer00
      @cooljammer00 2 роки тому +157

      @@rebeccamoore8536 The way Greg asks Asim about it, it seems like an incident he was aware of too.

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 2 роки тому +91

      Maybe they filmed it after the Baby Food Task. Reminds me of the cheese prices a few series' ago.

    • @RetroGameStream
      @RetroGameStream 2 роки тому +58

      Maybe they filmed the tasks out of order and the prawn baby food task was right before the story book task.

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 Рік тому +7

      @@bitzibaerlie cheese prices?

  • @calzone7777
    @calzone7777 4 роки тому +5157

    Lisa is the aunt you didn’t appreciate enough when you were young but as you got older you realized she’s the funniest and coolest person you’ve ever met

    • @omichillian
      @omichillian 4 роки тому +193

      Definitely agreed, she's my favourite! Even when she isn't being hilarious, watching her is really wholesome like in the 30 minute walk from the first episode

    • @jools1978
      @jools1978 4 роки тому +29

      Totally! She irritated me the first time I watched this series, but she's seriously growing on me this time round

    • @22.NUU.DRU.22
      @22.NUU.DRU.22 4 роки тому +15

      When you don't meet many people in life maybe...🙄

    • @dionysis4846
      @dionysis4846 4 роки тому +209

      @@22.NUU.DRU.22 nah, it's mostly cuz i meet too many people like you

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 4 роки тому +6

      Facts right there

  • @BradGreer
    @BradGreer 3 роки тому +2271

    Imagine my surprise when I realized the title wasn't referring to *either* of the two spoiled-prawn-based bedtime stories.

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway 3 роки тому +28

      Me too

    • @Hawkeye26
      @Hawkeye26 2 роки тому +22

      @@WyattRyeSway Yup, me too! (I DID see the comment while I was only partway through, so didn't understand right away, but yes...quite the prawny episode!)

    • @RamadaArtist
      @RamadaArtist 2 роки тому +4

      Right?

    • @bluesbest1
      @bluesbest1 Рік тому +10

      Yup, the stories came and went and I was surprised that the Title Line wasn't even referred to.

    • @YanNyeinAung
      @YanNyeinAung Рік тому +3

      Bro I’ve seen them twice over and I STILL got baited

  • @MaccaroniAndMemes
    @MaccaroniAndMemes 4 роки тому +2350

    russel just wrote a fanfic

    • @sharkofjoy
      @sharkofjoy 4 роки тому +56

      It sounded like a mad lib to me!

    • @darkhorizonifyable
      @darkhorizonifyable 4 роки тому +119

      The dialogue words really smacked of my immortal

    • @SmartyPoohBear
      @SmartyPoohBear 3 роки тому +33

      Even though I read this comment before getting to that part, the first few words still took me by surprise. XD

    • @eugenielegrand8590
      @eugenielegrand8590 3 роки тому +14

      I was going to say that. Now I wonder who's writing those fanfic that do exist ;-)

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 2 роки тому

      A moronic one. Unironically, I'm guessing.

  • @auronlupin1014
    @auronlupin1014 4 роки тому +4654

    God bless Alex Horne and the person that convince him to start an official UA-cam channel

    • @gahafer
      @gahafer 4 роки тому +362

      Yes! As an American, this is how I get my Taskmaster fix.

    • @caesarsalad77
      @caesarsalad77 4 роки тому +92

      I believe Alex's God is Greg.

    • @Matt-ct5ks
      @Matt-ct5ks 4 роки тому +92

      @@briggyb yes but this is the official upload and they upload more than just the episodes.

    • @shanebanzet7205
      @shanebanzet7205 4 роки тому +10

      A... fucking....Men

    • @evergreentree8042
      @evergreentree8042 4 роки тому +52

      @@briggyb or you could just watch them here... 🤨

  • @Adrianovaz2007
    @Adrianovaz2007 4 роки тому +1493

    I see Asim is really a man of culture, loving Museums n Shit

    • @critiquegeek7987
      @critiquegeek7987 3 роки тому +7

      For the Greater Good!

    • @teuntje2863
      @teuntje2863 3 роки тому +130

      Not to mention, Chinese short stories.. and Hentai

    • @mmagalhaesg
      @mmagalhaesg 3 роки тому +9

      @@teuntje2863 you beat be to this comment by two days lmao

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 3 роки тому

      @@teuntje2863 BAHAHA

    • @Simon-hp4py
      @Simon-hp4py 3 роки тому +8

      also, he lives on the edge

  • @Logan5
    @Logan5 4 роки тому +1891

    From this ep, I'm waiting for the reveal that Alice Levine has had an individual challenge to greet Alex with a B-word each episode. I remember bella previously and now babycakes.

    • @SLCclimber
      @SLCclimber 4 роки тому +157

      Now that is an eagle eyed spot. And holy shit, you have the "BWAIN" arnie commercial as your avatar.

    • @noraevison3026
      @noraevison3026 4 роки тому +90

      that might be tricky because they don't film the tasks in order so she would have no way of knowing if she was saying one per ep. but we can hope

    • @RossLinderman
      @RossLinderman 4 роки тому +169

      @@noraevison3026, They were able to cut them properly for the fish puns with Sally Phillips.

    • @0ldFrittenfett
      @0ldFrittenfett 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like porn stars beginning with B.

    • @mrsqrrl
      @mrsqrrl 4 роки тому +208

      Also 'blossom' in episode 2 before the darts task.

  • @shoob9479
    @shoob9479 4 роки тому +2298

    I root for Bob Mortimer even when he's not participating

    • @lindam156
      @lindam156 4 роки тому +111

      I can never hear "And the winner of today's episode is.." without "Booooooooob Mortimerrrrrrrrr"

    • @SipMusicson
      @SipMusicson 4 роки тому +120

      @@lindam156 and then an opera singer singing his name about 30 times

    • @x0stardust-x2e
      @x0stardust-x2e 2 роки тому +79

      Do we strike you?

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 роки тому +53

      To be fair, as soon as the "adult story in the style of a children's book" task was announced, my first thought was "I bet the contestants are glad they're not up against Bob for THIS one." 😂

    • @bridgetjones9183
      @bridgetjones9183 Рік тому +9

      Same for me with my boy Joe Lycett 😍

  • @ItsJustMe0585
    @ItsJustMe0585 Рік тому +206

    Lisa's "no F's given" attitude just cannot be topped. A nuclear bomb could take out a full city behind her and she would turn, look, say "right then" and resume her day. Love it

  • @meow-px6kk
    @meow-px6kk 4 роки тому +1869

    If I got a penny for every time someone used the words "old prawn" in a task this episode, I'd have two pennies. It's not that much, but it's strange it happened twice.

    • @alexanderh9642
      @alexanderh9642 4 роки тому +38

      If i had a nickel every time I was doomed by a puppet, I would have two nickels! It's not that much but it's weird it's happened twice.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 3 роки тому +5

      Not strange, it was one of the ingredients...

    • @alexortiz9777
      @alexortiz9777 3 роки тому +11

      CC called it a porn sandwich. I was so confused!

    • @papabumba478
      @papabumba478 3 роки тому +9

      @@William-Morey-Baker yet only one of those times was about the ingredient.

    • @greystatevevo
      @greystatevevo Рік тому +5

      If I got a penny for every time I heard someone use that fucking P+F reference I'd be able to retire happy

  • @nicolaruth27
    @nicolaruth27 4 роки тому +857

    Liza’s straight face to camera and then “he shat himself” is genuinely the funniest response to any task I’ve seen so far! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joebush9460
      @joebush9460 11 місяців тому

      That was so unexpected I laughed til it hurt

  • @barryschalkwijk9388
    @barryschalkwijk9388 3 роки тому +247

    You can't fault Asim for wanting Greg as a father figure. Seeing him bob 2 fully grown adults on his knee like he was born to do so made my day. And you can't tell me Russel didn't look a wee bit disappointed he din't get to.

  • @KunkelBae
    @KunkelBae 4 роки тому +780

    Alice ended with 6 points, is that a record low score for an episode?!?
    Unbelievable performance!

    • @AmaraEmme
      @AmaraEmme 3 роки тому +80

      Her story was so good too!

    • @daniel_h02
      @daniel_h02 2 роки тому +190

      nope Mel got 3 points in the fishbowl ep

    • @zeuxlaught2797
      @zeuxlaught2797 2 роки тому +2

      points are not based on performance tho,

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 2 роки тому +9

      @@zeuxlaught2797 then what are they based on?

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 2 роки тому +59

      Richard Osman only got 5 points in one episode, which is in theory the worst given Mel mainly scored so low because she got negative points in one task.
      Edit: Charlotte Ritchie also only got 5 in the series 11 opener

  • @robotikempire
    @robotikempire 4 роки тому +984

    god, this show is so binge-able

    • @kjkiefcakes1847
      @kjkiefcakes1847 4 роки тому +98

      I'm dehydrated and tired. My eyes are red as an apple and I ache to go to bed.
      I use the lavatory and head toward my bedroom... to sleep perchance to dream... but I hear the Taskmaster impersonating Chris Eubank, saying "go back to the couch" so I go back to the couch and there is a letter on parchment, sealed with red wax.
      "Watch them all again. Your time starts now."
      I save the wax to melt down later.

    • @alexandrine555
      @alexandrine555 Рік тому +4

      And it still is in 2022

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke 10 місяців тому +3

      @@kjkiefcakes1847Omg stunning. The greatest shock is that in my journey of rewatches over the years this is the first time I’ve read this glorious comment. The last line was 👩‍🍳 😘

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@meinenklinkeYeah I'm with you there. You know how some people say The Office, or Seinfeld, or Friends, or It's Always Sunny is their "comfort food" that they rewatch endlessly - I always stuck my nose up at those people, wondering "how could you waste your time re-watching light entertainment?"
      Well Taskmaster has become that for me. It's lulled me to sleep many times now.

  • @alias3660
    @alias3660 3 роки тому +479

    17:33 Absolutely love when Alex breaks character at the absurdity of he and Greg's dynamic sometimes

    • @sunnyk.9328
      @sunnyk.9328 3 роки тому +76

      13:50 the "what the f was that" was written all over alex's face and him cracking up, so sweet :D

    • @Pomodorosan
      @Pomodorosan 6 місяців тому +4

      Also like Alex's face at 6:52 and 35:49

  • @cuervowebdesign9356
    @cuervowebdesign9356 2 роки тому +104

    Lisa nailed it. After a hard long day, I just need someone to tell me "You made excellent decisions today. Well done."

  • @Kezia1998
    @Kezia1998 4 роки тому +419

    Greg giving Asim the blue bike was inexplicably very sweet 😊

  •  3 роки тому +310

    Russel not sitting properly in the chair is a vibe I relate with

    • @scz1770
      @scz1770 3 роки тому +72

      He and Greg just exude chaotic bisexual energy for sure

    • @mrmanager7769
      @mrmanager7769 2 роки тому

      What’s improper about it?

    • @TarunoNafs
      @TarunoNafs 2 роки тому +15

      1:01 An example. I've never seen anyone put their feet that way.

    • @beautifulmidnight
      @beautifulmidnight 2 роки тому +21

      It’s actually an ADHD thing.
      Just one of the random things about this weird disorder.

    • @ZaphodTHEBeeblebrox
      @ZaphodTHEBeeblebrox Рік тому

      iykyk

  • @julia_4018
    @julia_4018 4 роки тому +385

    I love that Greg + Alex wear matching socks every episode. Such an iconic duo

  • @shepshifter8742
    @shepshifter8742 4 роки тому +789

    Liza has been an absolute gem this season, she has made me smile every episode.

    • @olscratch74
      @olscratch74 4 роки тому +28

      "Steady."

    • @ibefullofme
      @ibefullofme 4 роки тому +27

      The story for adults genuinely cheered me up, I may be a scatter brained man who isn't very good at talking care of himself, but I did make some very good choices today.

  • @ajsparx4133
    @ajsparx4133 4 роки тому +324

    Because I know you were wondering, chickens are actually omnivores. Alex Horne is also omnivorous, not a chicken, but he eats some bugs too. Only 2, per day, though.

    • @drewidz5909
      @drewidz5909 4 роки тому +15

      But dont let this distract you from the fact that Jeffrey Epstien didnt kill himself

    • @Emiliapocalypse
      @Emiliapocalypse 4 роки тому +11

      Alex Horne has also been known to catch and swallow mice whole

    • @ajsparx4133
      @ajsparx4133 4 роки тому +8

      @@Emiliapocalypse Not of his own accord, though. He only does that on command.
      You have to say, "Horne Cometé Rodentia!"
      You know, like a Harry Potter spell thing

    • @MrWiseinheart
      @MrWiseinheart 2 роки тому +2

      @@Emiliapocalypse you're probably mistaken him for a horned Awl(ex)

  • @empirebuckler9938
    @empirebuckler9938 4 роки тому +525

    Liza's picture book was surprisingly beautiful.

    • @amberdunten1569
      @amberdunten1569 3 роки тому +15

      I liked Alice's too except her idea was too ambitious and she ran out of time to keep decorating.

    • @arfansthename
      @arfansthename 2 роки тому +5

      She drew the typefaces! How?!

  • @dakris6829
    @dakris6829 4 роки тому +337

    Tim Vine immediately giving off Super-Villain vibes

    • @resterdebout57
      @resterdebout57 4 роки тому +19

      And yet looks most like a baby out of all of them.

    • @TeamPaul17
      @TeamPaul17 4 роки тому +23

      1:00 Absolutely! He looks as if he's about to leave you in a death trap, after revealing all the details to his sinister plan for world domination.

    • @flamingkitten1
      @flamingkitten1 4 роки тому +7

      I was thinking more creepy uncle

    • @PokerJoker811
      @PokerJoker811 4 роки тому +4

      It's striking to remember that he is genuinely Jeremy Vine's brother.

  • @Movrings
    @Movrings 4 роки тому +407

    I have a feeling Bob Mortimer would just LOVE the piss water slide!

  • @eurielrabano5732
    @eurielrabano5732 4 роки тому +686

    poor Alice; she started off great but is now getting basically last in everything

    • @bkj43
      @bkj43 4 роки тому +77

      Well maybe if she put in even a modicum of effort...

    • @8ellybelly8
      @8ellybelly8 4 роки тому +60

      Greg picks people to put in a certain role every season. It seemed he decided at some point she was the one who he was gonna be extra hard on. Someone else above mentioned she looks cute when she's miffed he doesn't like her tasks. He may have just picked up on something there.

    • @SameBasicRiff
      @SameBasicRiff 3 роки тому +44

      @@8ellybelly8 Genuinely terrible performances, which is odd because ep1 of this season she was on fire.

    • @Delinae
      @Delinae 3 роки тому +16

      @@8ellybelly8 If that's the persona Alice is meant to fill then that's disappointing and a bit condescending towards her tbh.

    • @budle89
      @budle89 3 роки тому +20

      @@Delinae this show is abouy entertaining the audiences.
      These people talked and discussed their comedy personas before doing the show to push jokes.
      Like Hugh Dennis, they talked at what kind of treatment should he get to enhance the experiences for the audiences watching.

  • @matthewcastillo45
    @matthewcastillo45 4 роки тому +266

    Today I learned some English swearwords I had never heard before. Lovely.

  • @schroedingerscat5405
    @schroedingerscat5405 4 роки тому +237

    5:33 The Golf course should have been named Jurassic Par :D

  • @MukulVermamukulverma
    @MukulVermamukulverma 4 роки тому +310

    Wow Lisa's handwriting and calligraphy 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @AliPieSupreme
    @AliPieSupreme 4 роки тому +164

    Alex rents a cape, embroiders it, convinced Greg to let him keep it, and then decides he doesn't want it.

    • @Zenturio331
      @Zenturio331 4 роки тому +12

      this show is wonderful isn't it

    • @AliPieSupreme
      @AliPieSupreme 4 роки тому +42

      @@Zenturio331 It is. I still remember when Mark stole Greg's trousers and then won them back at the end of the episode.

    • @sharkofjoy
      @sharkofjoy 4 роки тому +8

      Why would he want something he's allowed to have? It would be very out of character.

  • @russelljackson2818
    @russelljackson2818 3 роки тому +153

    Liza is devoted to being the weirdest person in the room at all times and I love her for it

  • @jenelaina5665
    @jenelaina5665 4 роки тому +456

    This is the only reason I know it's a Thursday.

    • @doctorsuave
      @doctorsuave 4 роки тому +46

      I’m embarrassed to say I didn’t even realize this came out every Thursday. There are no more days of the week for me. Just awake time and asleep time.

    • @cdh79
      @cdh79 4 роки тому +10

      @@doctorsuave same here.. i just sit in front of my PC every day, and click the "refresh" button in my browser until a new video is released.. now i know i can skip it 6 days a week

    • @gorkemgulan
      @gorkemgulan 4 роки тому +1

      And Radiohead concert premieres

    • @gorkemgulan
      @gorkemgulan 4 роки тому

      cdh79 there was also some chess tournaments this week.

    • @AlenobaLP
      @AlenobaLP 4 роки тому +5

      @@doctorsuave wasn't it on Tuesday up until a while ago? Then #Hometasking came and moved the schedules to Thursday

  • @TheJoePilato
    @TheJoePilato 4 роки тому +365

    I'm starting to think that Liza may well run away with this entire series--she's out here crushing it in every category.
    also i wanna know who the special guests are

    • @catheriner999
      @catheriner999 4 роки тому +29

      I think there was an interview at some point where they said who she went with? try googling, I'm sure it's out there.

    • @K.YouTube2
      @K.YouTube2 3 роки тому +10

      @@catheriner999 She won the show so she would have to have been the ome to take herself out if she chose so I'm not sure it happened.

  • @GourdAnimations
    @GourdAnimations 3 роки тому +89

    Liza's delivery and execution of "He shat himself" is absolute perfection

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag 4 роки тому +178

    I'm really enjoying the little nicknames Alice gives Alex.

  • @georgiegan
    @georgiegan 4 роки тому +157

    Russell using his sex appeal to gain an advantage on the last task.

  • @Drowsyspace128
    @Drowsyspace128 4 роки тому +221

    I love how they keep introducing alex in more and more exaggerated ways

    • @Luckiestof13
      @Luckiestof13 4 роки тому +21

      Technically Alex is creating more ways to use Alex....

  • @sydster999
    @sydster999 4 роки тому +378

    Russell is really good at knowing his strengths. “Lemme just ask someone to help” technically, that’s fine!!! What a hufflepuff

    • @accessyourinnerlight971
      @accessyourinnerlight971 4 роки тому +41

      Remember Taskmaster tasks are very specific about what you can and can't do. If the taskmaster task rules had indicated he couldn't use audience for help, he'd probably be dq'd.

    • @OrangeJews1138
      @OrangeJews1138 3 роки тому +35

      Please for the love of god read another book

    • @-d-devil-3393
      @-d-devil-3393 3 роки тому +7

      @@OrangeJews1138 lmao

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 3 роки тому +72

    Russell Howard using audience members to signal the correct item was clever.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 4 роки тому +122

    Lisa's story book was wonderful. "He shat himself inside out". 😂😂😂😂

  • @amystarnes5977
    @amystarnes5977 4 роки тому +479

    Alice is so cute when she's miffed about Greg not liking her tasks.

  • @Elle_Riley
    @Elle_Riley 4 роки тому +96

    I LOVE when Greg brings his full chaotic energy

  • @NastyFacts
    @NastyFacts 4 роки тому +120

    Russels face when you said it was equivalent to two human eyes was perfect lol

  • @SamsUndertale
    @SamsUndertale 3 роки тому +57

    Alex's little grin is so good at 37:35 when he pulls the task out from under the cape. He's just so proud of his cape!

  • @Kae.the.Selkie
    @Kae.the.Selkie 3 роки тому +196

    I may have fallen in love with Asim as he was discribing his date idea.

    • @ruben7937
      @ruben7937 3 роки тому +1

      @april vanderwall rappers can seldom write correct grammar.... so who knows.

    • @MuR1017
      @MuR1017 3 роки тому +40

      @@ruben7937 don't know what this was in response to but you'd be surprised how many rappers are highly educated. common misconception to assume it's a genre full of idiots. the game is wordplay and rhyming sequences - not english literature or a dissertation. it's meant to be creative. anyway lol.

    • @fredhasopinions
      @fredhasopinions 2 роки тому +14

      And his rhyming bedtime story! This man’s middle name is Underrated

    • @Fopenplop
      @Fopenplop Рік тому +5

      he really is the spitting image of hercules

    • @LLGameShows
      @LLGameShows 11 місяців тому

      Rappers, people known for their exceptional writing skills?

  • @louis559
    @louis559 4 роки тому +156

    My heart says Alice, my brain says Liza.

    • @rubyrayne8
      @rubyrayne8 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly!! Or maybe I’m switched based on brain holding vision, and heart holding the laughter. But I get exactly what you mean.

    • @isobelbird
      @isobelbird 4 роки тому

      Same here!

    • @blackmarketyardsale
      @blackmarketyardsale 4 роки тому +31

      That’s not your heart, bub.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 роки тому +3

      @@blackmarketyardsale "the heart- which cynics say is code for penis- wants... what it wants"

  • @WonderLady
    @WonderLady 3 роки тому +103

    Greg and Alex have incredible chemistry

  • @gordonrotter310
    @gordonrotter310 4 роки тому +285

    I don't recall the final task mentioning anything about keeping the hats on.

    • @wave1090
      @wave1090 4 роки тому +65

      It didn't. They could've taken them off at any point. They just didn't realize

    • @alyxiavr7623
      @alyxiavr7623 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @ThinLynottFan
      @ThinLynottFan 4 роки тому +22

      Brains00007 Couldn't they use it as a bowl and tip out any unwanted items?

    • @sharkofjoy
      @sharkofjoy 4 роки тому +7

      @@ThinLynottFan I would have tried it, even though it was only a brim!

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 3 роки тому +3

      I can’t believe I didn’t think of this omg

  • @jelkehuisman
    @jelkehuisman 4 роки тому +70

    Russel swearing is one of the most satisfying sounds in the world XD

  • @gordonramseyfield9725
    @gordonramseyfield9725 4 роки тому +239

    "Erection Fanny Gobshite" should've been this episode's title.

    • @Drakonus_
      @Drakonus_ 4 роки тому +4

      Aren't you that employee of the month?

    • @treehousekohtao
      @treehousekohtao 4 роки тому +2

      Minced a sparrow

    • @SeanKL107
      @SeanKL107 4 роки тому

      You beat me to it lol

  • @TookYoBeef
    @TookYoBeef 4 роки тому +88

    poor asim, really sat there for about 5 minutes cranking a bike pedal while accidentally holding the break lmaaao :(

    • @ronhoyabembe2238
      @ronhoyabembe2238 3 роки тому +2

      He should have won that task (and the whole episode). Lisa spun the drill more than once.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 3 роки тому +24

      @@ronhoyabembe2238 I think you were allowed to spin things different times to test them out, you just had to announce when you were beginning THE spin

  • @ciscoortega9789
    @ciscoortega9789 4 роки тому +69

    Lisa's lizard genuinely brought me so much joy

  • @TheRealConcertKing
    @TheRealConcertKing 4 роки тому +60

    Alex got a rented cape embroidered?!?! Surely he lost that deposit.

  • @ericlytle2209
    @ericlytle2209 3 роки тому +76

    Liza really has the perfect narrator voice

  • @Brownalebelly
    @Brownalebelly 4 роки тому +64

    My family came rushing in to see if I was alright becauae I laugh/screamed so loud at "shat himself inside out!"

  • @spydyrgrl
    @spydyrgrl Рік тому +39

    I’m on my 3rd rewatch of all taskmaster seasons and I have to say that this show, truthfully, is the only show worth watching here in the USA. Love you guys! ❤

  •  3 роки тому +28

    "he was very good at his job, but not very good at looking after himself"... How does she know me so well? I haven't even met her.

  • @ktwatchesyoutube7959
    @ktwatchesyoutube7959 2 роки тому +13

    I like how at the pub, they have "hosted by Quizmaster Josh Widdicome"...so nice to see the student of tasks become the master of quiz :')

  • @evergreentree8042
    @evergreentree8042 4 роки тому +34

    My boyfriend has a farm, I can confirm that chickens do eat meat... in fact, they even eat chicken.

    • @sharpasacueball
      @sharpasacueball 3 роки тому +2

      I'm not really sure if there are many animals that are purely herbivores

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 2 роки тому +2

      Yes! Besides bugs and worms they hunt frogs and mice! It's freaky. They are little feathered velociraptors.

  • @spaceyrogue
    @spaceyrogue 4 роки тому +182

    If only Russel had used the dryer instead.

    • @RossLinderman
      @RossLinderman 4 роки тому

      What dryer?

    • @Delephene
      @Delephene 4 роки тому +3

      Ross Linderman clothes dryer instead of the clothes washer

    • @cannibalbananas
      @cannibalbananas 4 роки тому

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Aine197
      @Aine197 3 роки тому +2

      My tumble drier changes direction every few minutes, so that would count as the end of the spin, I guess

    • @tdbower
      @tdbower 3 роки тому +8

      I wondered if there was a fan anywhere in the whole house that someone could just turn on. There are definitely hair driers, as seen in previous episodes, which also have a spinning turbine component in them.

  • @endgovernmentextremism
    @endgovernmentextremism 2 роки тому +25

    33:24 Tim... always with the perfect timing and delivery, and eternally underrated.

  • @broefkip
    @broefkip 4 роки тому +135

    Hello Taskmaster, I just wanted to thank you for uploading this amazing show with your lovely British comedy on UA-cam so I can watch this. Especially since this show isn't broadcasted in my country.
    Kind regards and greetings from the Netherlands.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 4 роки тому +6

      Precies. :D
      Over toffe series gesproken, ken je "Would I Lie To You?" al?
      Ik maak de Nederlandse ondertiteling op een fan-channel (van iemand anders), het heet 'WILTY? NOPE!"
      Nog niet alles heeft ondertiteling, maar wel veel. Als je het nog niet kent, zou ik beginnen met 'Lee Mack's Keys' en erna 'Claudia Winkleman - Yoshi.'
      Dan snap je hoe het werkt en zou ik Kevin Bridges z'n paardenverhaal opzoeken. :) Ook van hetzelfde channel. De andere channels hebben geen NL ondertiteling.
      Veel plezier!

    • @broefkip
      @broefkip 4 роки тому

      @@Widdekuu91 Thanks! Ga er zeker naar kijken!

    • @nomadicroadrat
      @nomadicroadrat 3 роки тому

      Yes, too bad only a few but not the majority. Wish more did.

    • @spazbobstinkpants
      @spazbobstinkpants 2 роки тому

      I echo your sentiment but from the USA.
      .
      guess what?
      .
      .
      .
      Potato Butt.
      .
      Sorry, couldn't resist. My daughter and I would play this when she was little and any animal was nearby, IRL or a picture of one. (not comparing anyone to an animal---it was just a game).

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 2 роки тому +19

    Asim: "I used to rap and shit, so, you know..."
    I don't care if that was deliberate or accidental, but that was a splendid gag, under the circumstances. 😂

  • @pia91
    @pia91 3 роки тому +89

    1)that "family portrait" was both incredibly wholesome and weirdly erotic
    2) I thought Alice was gonna be the Psychopath in Episode one, but the Liza upped her game and - whoopsie daisy, here we go
    3) Russell, "quick wash"? WHY????

    • @sarahmorris4575
      @sarahmorris4575 2 місяці тому

      To 3- That was my immediate response too, but he needed it to start the spin before 10 minutes was up, and he knew washers don’t only do spinning

  • @theninja4137
    @theninja4137 Рік тому +69

    Alice was robbed in the picture book task! In 1h she created something people would actually, unironically, buy in a store. She should have won that one

    • @KaiLucasZachary
      @KaiLucasZachary Рік тому +11

      I thought the same. With more time and a real publisher, it could have been a true work of art.

    • @DylanSargesson
      @DylanSargesson 7 місяців тому +2

      Definitely feel like it would've got more points in a different season. Like if Sally Philips had presented something like that.

  • @shanxious
    @shanxious 4 роки тому +34

    I really can’t describe how grateful I am to be able to binge all of these on UA-cam

  • @destinyl8918
    @destinyl8918 4 роки тому +28

    Russell: This is called: Destiny
    Me: Oh cool that's me
    Russell: *reads*
    Me: OH GOD NO PLEASE

  • @midnight.symphony
    @midnight.symphony 2 роки тому +14

    I like how Russell looks like a budget Paddington Bear in the live challenge

  • @psymons9133
    @psymons9133 4 роки тому +73

    I really enjoyed Liza's story... Alice's Abc's truly should have EFG for a title

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 Рік тому +20

    A 6’8 welsh giant, Barcelonian Hercules and somebody’s STEM uncle does make for a weird family portrait

  • @emmamemer
    @emmamemer 3 роки тому +38

    For the spin task, i would've spun Alex. If Greg disqualifies me, he' has to call Alex a person. Either he won't do that, or he'd make Alex's day. Win/Win

  • @amythomas7829
    @amythomas7829 4 роки тому +32

    Between the title,baby food challenge, and Asim and Liza’s story this was a very fish forward episode lol

  • @nolanreed7090
    @nolanreed7090 4 роки тому +26

    37:35 The joy on Alex's face improved my day

  • @mrscratch47
    @mrscratch47 3 роки тому +10

    For anyone interested, chickens are not vegetarian. They will eat anything they can get down their throats. Including but not limited to frogs, lizards, leftover chicken and they love eggs. They are absolute primitive monsters, just small and adorable.

  • @bostitch42
    @bostitch42 4 роки тому +26

    5:32 When Tim is describing the crazy golf, anyone notice Russell nodding along as if to say "Yeah it's great, I've been there"?

    • @kazpayne9785
      @kazpayne9785 Рік тому

      Am from Bristol and I think we all do this.. 😂 funny in the pub

  • @LnGrrrR
    @LnGrrrR 4 роки тому +108

    Going to be doing a "Taskmaster" for the kids this weekend, I think. This show rocks!

    • @Zenturio331
      @Zenturio331 4 роки тому +22

      check out the home tasking stuff. Many of them are great for kids!

    • @jonbass6346
      @jonbass6346 4 роки тому +12

      I’m throwing my wife a surprise taskmaster party next month!!

    • @rosecoloredbi
      @rosecoloredbi 4 роки тому +11

      There's a Taskmaster home game edition!!!

    • @blackmarketyardsale
      @blackmarketyardsale 4 роки тому +1

      Do home tasking.....

    • @The3Storms
      @The3Storms 4 роки тому +1

      Jon Bass
      Hope it went well!

  • @D0CT0RECT0C00LR
    @D0CT0RECT0C00LR 3 роки тому +7

    i wish i could approach life with the same unfettered enthusiasm with which liza says “JAZZ!!”

  • @TeamPaul17
    @TeamPaul17 4 роки тому +27

    You're getting a prawn! He's getting a prawn! She's getting a prawn! YOU'RE ALL GETTING PRAWNS!!!!
    Nice theme, this one.

  • @LynneTendo
    @LynneTendo 3 роки тому +21

    The final task was surprisingly hilarious thanks to all the bantering... and god, I watched Greg's yelping and everyone's reaction, especially including Alex' laugh, twice just because it was so out of nowhere, funny and somehow delightful

  • @thehallofvalhalla
    @thehallofvalhalla 4 роки тому +103

    God bless this channel

  • @digabledoug
    @digabledoug 2 роки тому +11

    Liza had such a comforting voice when ready her book. She would be amazing reading audiobooks.

  • @anthonywright5239
    @anthonywright5239 Рік тому +9

    I don't know why Alex saying "Hello, I'm coming at you live!" cracks me up so much 😂

  • @danopticon
    @danopticon 2 роки тому +51

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate that Alice can genuinely draw?

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 2 роки тому +4

      If only this series had as many art tasks as series 4

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex 2 роки тому +9

    Everybody boosting Tim up was so wholesome.

  • @emmathomas6184
    @emmathomas6184 2 роки тому +21

    Russel seems to really love his Mom and I love him even more for it!

    • @juboo4451
      @juboo4451 2 роки тому +2

      well his mom definitely did a good job raising him.

  • @KusaneHexaku
    @KusaneHexaku 4 роки тому +53

    Asim indeed is a cultured man, as we learned from the last episode.

  • @kassistwisted
    @kassistwisted 2 роки тому +6

    Is anyone else wondering if Liza's story "He shat himself inside out" and Asim's puking and shitting story came about because of how much of the "baby food" Asim ate? Prawns were mentioned in both tasks after all

  • @hairtrigger8317
    @hairtrigger8317 3 роки тому +16

    I appreciate you guys putting this show up on youtube for us all to enjoy, being a Brit in the US it's not always easy to see things from my homeland so its a nice surprise when a full show is put on youtube by the creators.

  • @RuNoMai
    @RuNoMai Рік тому +5

    For the Make Something Spin challenge, my immediate thought was "Is there a fan anywhere in that house?"
    Turn on the fan, walk away. It's spinning until the house loses power.

    • @paulastapleton9072
      @paulastapleton9072 4 місяці тому

      Great idea. So obvious now you've mentioned it. Never crossed my mind!

  • @svenwouters9547
    @svenwouters9547 4 роки тому +8

    Alex being part of the cape revolution before it actually started is amazing

  • @brandynotabrand
    @brandynotabrand 10 місяців тому +3

    not gonna lie, Lisa's bedtime story for adults IS kinda comforting in a schadenfreudey way. being an adult sometimes feels like constantly overanalyzing your choices and sometimes it's just nice to be like, "yeah, you know what, at least I didn't eat an old prawn sandwich I left in the car for lunch"

  • @champo976
    @champo976 4 роки тому +19

    When Greg yelped after asims story I'm glad I wasnt the only one caught off guard laughing, @alex

  • @tabbris
    @tabbris 3 роки тому +54

    4:26 get yourself a partner that looks at you like Alice Levine looks at Asim Chaudhry decribing how he likes to go to "musseums and shit"

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 2 роки тому +7

    32:12 Vine's disgusted look when he mockingly repeats "well done" is a whole mood.

  • @DrMcFly28
    @DrMcFly28 2 роки тому +24

    So far this show has taught me that all seemingly nice ladies are secretly psychopaths.

    • @bhelliom3
      @bhelliom3 Рік тому +4

      Rewatching the show and Sally and Lisa make me look at people differently lol.

  • @stealthassasin1day291
    @stealthassasin1day291 4 роки тому +28

    Last every task... thats gotta be a record. At least there was no DQ and still gained points.

    • @siriuslyorion2975
      @siriuslyorion2975 4 роки тому +7

      2nd last in the baby-food task, so that's something

  • @nickluther263
    @nickluther263 3 роки тому +4

    The fact that i speak American English as a third language and still find this show funny ass hell and laugh non stop at all of the innuendo jokes makes this show bloody amazing

  • @sunnyk.9328
    @sunnyk.9328 3 роки тому +10

    24:32 for everyone who wants to see the wholesome part of this episode again

  • @andrew1305
    @andrew1305 4 роки тому +7

    I think Alex has not only lied about renting the cape but he still has it!

  • @srsgoblin
    @srsgoblin 3 місяці тому +1

    Russell is a gem. Ripping his own socks off and then roping in an audience member for help was my favorite part of this episode, just struck me as weirdly wholesome.

  • @madisonarias9872
    @madisonarias9872 4 роки тому +7

    This is the only British tv show I feel good watching. The only way to watch others, like WILTY and the Big Fat Quiz, are bootlegs on youtube. Thank you Alex Horne!

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 3 роки тому +2

      Just so you know, WILTY is on Amazon Prime Video here in the states!

    • @madisonarias9872
      @madisonarias9872 3 роки тому +3

      @@beek.4860 oh my goodness thank you!