Series 5, Episode 8 - 'Their Water's So Delicious'| Full Episode | Taskmaster

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  • Опубліковано 13 тра 2020
  • In the series finale of series 5 of Taskmaster Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Nish Kumar and Mark Watson attempt to get a coconut as far as possible without touching the ground, make a graph on the beach, and write a song for the lovely Rosalind.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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  • @DynamicAero
    @DynamicAero 4 роки тому +7566

    The juxtaposition of Mark and Nish's song, which I legitimately enjoy, with "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" might be my favorite moment in all of Taskmaster history.

    • @irispostema
      @irispostema 4 роки тому +343

      they did very confieniently not show Rosalind's face for that.

    • @StretchyPlays
      @StretchyPlays 4 роки тому +513

      Completely agree, as Nish and Mark kept going I was more and more impressed, and had full confidence there was no way the others could even come close. Then they sang "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" and I lost it.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 4 роки тому +213

      As far as songs go I definitely liked Nish/marks song more but purely in comedy I'd say the second wins. But in my opinion... Was quite shit... I mean song wise... They are comedians so shit is the expected result when we ask them to be a singer. So it being funny was spot on. But yeah... Terrible song great joke. At least in my opinion.
      Nish and mark legit surprised me with a fun upbeat song.

    • @pileotires
      @pileotires 4 роки тому +54

      If I had to choose a song about me, I would choose the nightmare

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 4 роки тому +13

      @@pileotires honestly I've certainly heard worse songs with women's names in the title.
      "Hopefully you are a woman as I'm just basing that on Emily and I'll be honest... I can't say for certain a man doesn't have that name and Avi to small and may not even be you so not even gonna try to pull it up...

  • @ThurstonCyclist
    @ThurstonCyclist 4 роки тому +9392

    I'm convinced that when Bob Mortimer starts a sentence, he has no idea how it's going to end.

    • @johneppstv
      @johneppstv 4 роки тому +31

      Oh gezz that's funny as hell ty.

    • @sophiaredwood5825
      @sophiaredwood5825 4 роки тому +5

      HAHAHA

    • @DrVagax
      @DrVagax 3 роки тому +280

      "Do we strike you?"

    • @MrPeapoo
      @MrPeapoo 3 роки тому +5

      Usually with piss and shit. Not a super funny dude tbh.

    • @bagelbaker411
      @bagelbaker411 3 роки тому +138

      It would explain how he's so good at lying on "Would I Lie to You?".

  • @sillytothejoe
    @sillytothejoe 3 роки тому +7783

    Series 4 was a wholesome group of friends. Series 5 was a wholesome group of psychopaths who by the end felt like a family.

    • @tymonster183
      @tymonster183 3 роки тому +670

      5 and 7 are both so great because neither season has a grounding player, just 10 complete lunatics.

    • @FormlessDuck
      @FormlessDuck 3 роки тому +157

      Was just gonna say go watch 7 lmao. Same deal but the cast is more insane

    • @chayimweinstock443
      @chayimweinstock443 3 роки тому +28

      I don’t know if I could’ve put it better myself

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 3 роки тому +258

      I'm going in order and 5 has been my absolute favorite. Everyone has had a moment to shine.
      Sally surprised me because I really don't know any of the contestants any year so I read their Wikis and she does so much humanitarian work and it talks about her being a Christian, and half the show she's a psychopath. Like her hug with Alex was absolutely psycho funny.

    • @tymonster183
      @tymonster183 3 роки тому +103

      @@LudaChez Sally is maybe my favorite player ever. She's insane and I love it.

  • @cecilebraillie4471
    @cecilebraillie4471 Рік тому +3037

    Nish and Mark not getting 5 points for that Rosalind song is an injustice I just cannot get to terms with.

    • @MrCristobalRojas
      @MrCristobalRojas Рік тому +181

      Usually on group tasks they split 5 points between the two groups, so if they had gotten 5 points the other 3 would have gotten 0 points. I think they didnt feel comfortable giving the other 3 0 or 1 point cuz they werent bad either. But Nish's and Mark's song was iconic for sure.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Рік тому +99

      They had to give the win to them with 3-2 because it was heartfelt rather than hilariously destructive. But clearly, the far more memorable song is "Rosalind is a fucking nightmare" ... You don't see comedy like that often. Only made possible by how earnest and touching the previous song was, granted (imagine putting them in reverse order) ... but that was one for the record books. The judgment was made to avoid splitting the audience too much. I know which one I preferred, and we can all be happy with our choices while not feeling too miffed about the ultimately completely meaningless scoring.

    • @Zenturio331
      @Zenturio331 Рік тому

      ​@@dogchaser520 ROSALIND IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

    • @Daffelia_1
      @Daffelia_1 Рік тому +179

      They tried their best but it was never good enough

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Рік тому +20

      Agreed, though at this point they usually split the points in team tasks as 3-2 instead of 5-3 like they do in newer seasons, with the winning team only getting 5 if the losing team got disqualified or did really badly (i.e. the trio's bathtub task in series 4, Rob and Sara's charades in series 3 which I didn't actually know until watching it back now). But yeah it's ludicrous Wumar got as many points for that as Ed and David did for their infamous drawing live task.

  • @BryanWalkerAgentVSX
    @BryanWalkerAgentVSX 4 роки тому +5675

    Nish immediately breaking his egg is the best way to end this series for him.

    • @TheImmortalPwnage
      @TheImmortalPwnage 4 роки тому +217

      "Ok I'm going to be clever here and throw it from the base up through the hoop.... here we SHIT IVE THROWN IT AT THE METAL"

    • @shadoah
      @shadoah 4 роки тому +52

      I laughed so hard i woke up the kids.

    • @joshhorrocks9367
      @joshhorrocks9367 4 роки тому +23

      Bryan Walker 39:47

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 4 роки тому +101

      "Aww, shit and piss"

    • @CyanSoCalico
      @CyanSoCalico 4 роки тому +73

      *OH SHIT AND PISS*

  • @DesecratedTTV
    @DesecratedTTV 4 роки тому +3497

    Bob Mortimer seeing a woman sitting in a chair and instantly asking "Do we strike you?" somehow perfectly sums up both himself and the show.

    • @ectomania
      @ectomania 3 роки тому +6

      What did he do?

    • @DesecratedTTV
      @DesecratedTTV 3 роки тому +134

      @@ectomania Oh I was just talking about his sense of humor and the incredibly random nature of the show, and how it was humorous that his joke wasn't that far out of the realm of possibility.

    • @ectomania
      @ectomania 3 роки тому +16

      @@DesecratedTTV ah sums up the show perfectly!

    • @baguetteetcheese4665
      @baguetteetcheese4665 3 роки тому +25

      lmao I pissed myself when he said that

    • @HeatherHotcakes
      @HeatherHotcakes 3 роки тому

      Yeah, he’s an real ass.

  • @Urahara451
    @Urahara451 3 роки тому +3321

    Nish’s line of “ I try my best but it’s never… Good enough” might be the most heartbreakingly accurate lyric of all time

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 2 роки тому +160

      Combined with him losing 1st place for the episode on the last task, so heartbreaking.

    • @luisguterres7747
      @luisguterres7747 Рік тому +22

      they actually made a banger xD i'm def impressed xD that chorus was some truth

    • @Ulucies
      @Ulucies Рік тому +13

      Yooo that song was good!!!

  • @avadakedalek
    @avadakedalek 2 роки тому +1888

    Rosalind is an enigma. Her favorite music is Mozart and her favorite movie is the Hangover I love it 😂

    • @justingreen2432
      @justingreen2432 Рік тому +62

      @@natedole8276 haha what makes you think it's scripted?
      She dosnt know what questions they will ask, or are you saying even the contestants questions are scripted? I'm confused haha

    • @as3609
      @as3609 Рік тому +1

      @@justingreen2432 haha

    • @LordSesshaku
      @LordSesshaku Рік тому +28

      To be fair. Mozart would've loved the Hangover too.

    • @yaroslavkurgansky6205
      @yaroslavkurgansky6205 11 місяців тому

      Mozart was a famously crude person, so it checks out, the man wrote stuff like "Lick me in the arse nice and clean"

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 9 місяців тому +14

      @@justingreen2432 I guess what they mean is that Rosalind's playing a character, so she has these fictional personality traits she's learned, so she doesn't know what they'll ask but she has answers ready. Yeah it seems like a lot of trouble to go to for no real result. The great pianist Martha Argerich would most like to have dinner with da Vinci or Jesus, and her favourite food is spaghetti bolognese. Not sure if that's a relevant fact, but it interested me.

  • @samlee5549
    @samlee5549 4 роки тому +6574

    The reveal of Alex Horne having been making Fish Puns throughout the entire series was amazing.

    • @graysonjones8887
      @graysonjones8887 4 роки тому +231

      I thought it was just his accent

    • @SarahHeartfrost1
      @SarahHeartfrost1 4 роки тому +332

      I also thought he just forgot how to speak sometimes

    • @lizzieophelia
      @lizzieophelia 4 роки тому +249

      I guess that he did it just for the halibut.

    • @brycehoch2963
      @brycehoch2963 4 роки тому +281

      I heard a few of them, like he had bad herring and the porpus one but was not aware of his entire plan

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 4 роки тому +64

      A porpoise isn't a fish.

  • @heatherwhited5735
    @heatherwhited5735 4 роки тому +5592

    I’m Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff) is one of the most lovely task completions in the history of this show.

    • @RobertPain.2
      @RobertPain.2 4 роки тому +416

      It really was. It was an objectively good song in my opinion. I actually had to rewind just to listen to it again.

    • @heatherwhited5735
      @heatherwhited5735 4 роки тому +277

      @@RobertPain.2 It's a very cute song, very well performed! Mark and Nish blew it out of the water. And to think the team of people it takes months to write most major pop songs. These guys did it in a snap.

    • @curioushoodie
      @curioushoodie 4 роки тому +187

      For sure! They’re also rightfully proud of it. They’re such a sweet duo I think I got as emotional as Mark! Very happy for them!

    • @heatherwhited5735
      @heatherwhited5735 4 роки тому +344

      @@curioushoodie The shot of them on stage, hugging each other, while Greg is grinning in astonishment, and the other team is giving them a standing ovation, and the audience is cheering; it's so unexpectedly moving.

    • @ericfishlegs
      @ericfishlegs 4 роки тому +87

      Won't lie- got me a little misty eyed.

  • @bhelliom3
    @bhelliom3 Рік тому +506

    Bob completely wasting time asking Rosalind insane questions was such an insight into his brain.

    • @combogalis
      @combogalis 9 місяців тому +42

      Makes me think he immediately decided he wanted the song to be a diss track so he purposely asked questions hoping to get answers that would fit into his idea.

    • @Necrobin
      @Necrobin 7 місяців тому +18

      the others asked about facts, I think Bob tried to get her personality right

  • @TrevorCopter
    @TrevorCopter 2 роки тому +1362

    I love Bob, Sally, and Aisling laughing just before their song because Alex described Nish and Mark’s song as “affectionate” and the three of them know “Rosalind is a fucking nightmare” is coming up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @del_eris
    @del_eris 4 роки тому +2287

    - Nish and Mark do their song
    - me: *oh no they're hot*

    • @benjaminbernard2942
      @benjaminbernard2942 4 роки тому +174

      They always were hot, you're just noticing it for the first time. Lol, welcome!

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 4 роки тому +20

      @@benjaminbernard2942 seconded! Glad to have ya, it's fun here.

    • @gracemathisen5009
      @gracemathisen5009 4 роки тому +13

      TEA

    • @CeliaIsASeal
      @CeliaIsASeal 4 роки тому +157

      I’m so glad I’m not the only one, I’ve been crushing on Mark this whole series (and Nish. And Sally. And Aisling. And Greg.)

    • @del_eris
      @del_eris 4 роки тому +35

      @@benjaminbernard2942 Yeah, I won't argue! I started crushing on Aisling immediately and that kind of blinded me. 😆

  • @saixenophase
    @saixenophase 4 роки тому +2555

    Is no one going to talk about Nish's intro to their band?
    "Diverse Stripes"
    "Jack Brown"
    "Sister-wife"
    It's such an underrated joke and it's clear to see that Nish loves the White Stripes

    • @Jennyfisch
      @Jennyfisch 4 роки тому +87

      The sister-wife thing took me a minute :D At first I thought that was a random joke

    • @Banned4Life
      @Banned4Life 4 роки тому +16

      Don't have to love the band to understand a colour-based joke.

    • @anthtan
      @anthtan 4 роки тому +56

      Good spot. Nish and Mark are a duo as well. One plays guitar, the other drums.

    • @pinoyguy75
      @pinoyguy75 4 роки тому +30

      I've only listened to a couple of their songs, but I still fully got those references. That intro really undersold how well they did LoL

    • @saixenophase
      @saixenophase 4 роки тому +135

      @@smellslikelayne Jack White basically introduced them as a brother and sister duo when they're actually ex husband and wife (Jack took his ex's lastname cause it sounds cool)

  • @KelpTheGreat
    @KelpTheGreat Рік тому +425

    The bit with Greg opening the show by spouting tons of random phrases, and then Alex commenting "I've lost my phrasebook" was an underrated joke.

    • @twent8
      @twent8 11 місяців тому +48

      There was also
      Nish: You can't rush genius!
      Alex: Hurry up...

  • @here0is0me
    @here0is0me 3 роки тому +2398

    I can't decide if my favorite part of this series was
    1) Everything Sally ever did or
    2) Nish's little pep talk from the TM after that horrible Sudoku film

    • @TheJubess
      @TheJubess 2 роки тому +59

      Sally. I love how weird she is because you just wouldn't expect it

    • @captainchaos3667
      @captainchaos3667 2 роки тому +25

      My favourite part was 3) all of the above, plus everything else. 😄

    • @TheAcridCorpse
      @TheAcridCorpse 2 роки тому +19

      That pep talk is gold.

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin 2 роки тому +6

      I watched the 'Pep Talk' easily half a dozen times laughing 😄

    • @dalluc
      @dalluc 2 роки тому

      Nish should commit sudoku after that display.

  • @MaestroChilds
    @MaestroChilds 4 роки тому +2889

    This series coming out free on UA-cam to America is the best thing that has happened in 2020.

    • @ansadri1
      @ansadri1 4 роки тому +121

      I mean... to be fair... The bar of best things to happen in 2020 for the US has been pretty low, but I hear you.

    • @iaintdonknow
      @iaintdonknow 4 роки тому +172

      "free on UA-cam to America"
      Not like UA-cam is for the whole earth, haha. I'm Dutch and love watching this show on UA-cam!

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 4 роки тому +27

      @iaintdonknow some regions will be blocked automatically.

    • @NevelWong
      @NevelWong 4 роки тому +24

      @@vagabondwastrel2361 sweden for example. WHY IS THIS BLOCKED IN SWEDEN OF ALL PLACES ?!?

    • @bryanbell2724
      @bryanbell2724 4 роки тому +44

      Vagabond Wastrel Might be why they chronically make fun of Swedes?

  • @Gordyan_Knot
    @Gordyan_Knot 4 роки тому +1261

    The performance from Mark and Nish is so fucking wholesome. They were both categorically shit throughout the series, then they unveil what they're talented at. I fucking love it.

    • @imilliterate4812
      @imilliterate4812 3 роки тому +120

      I mean mark got second place so I don't think he was that bad but nish was pretty hopeless

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 3 роки тому +28

      @@imilliterate4812 Mark was third in the series too and over the course of it especially the beginning he seemed like he would be the Nish.

    • @benjaminharwood1693
      @benjaminharwood1693 2 роки тому +134

      Mark was the guy who is actually pretty smart, but hangs out with the class clown and seems unintelligent by association.

    • @_Thorondor
      @_Thorondor 2 роки тому +6

      @@benjaminharwood1693 so true 😂

    • @babadoudidadouda
      @babadoudidadouda 2 роки тому +29

      @@LudaChez He had been in the lead for the overall series during several consecutives episodes. He didn't win often but he wasn't far behind and he was second ex-aequo with Sally in the end.

  • @kylet.4582
    @kylet.4582 2 роки тому +316

    "Fuck it. I'll fill his boat with piss" is an understated highlight of this episode

  • @jbsgroup96
    @jbsgroup96 Рік тому +516

    I know it's usually 3/2 for team tasks, but considering that Mark and Nish's song is one of the only times Greg has had nothing negative to say about a task attempt, the fact that they didn't get 5 points each is honestly a huge injustice, especially since Nish was closer than ever before to finally winning an episode

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Рік тому +11

      Nish would have still been one point behind Sally. Although he actually lost episode 2 to Sally by one point

    • @kinghotdog9885
      @kinghotdog9885 Рік тому +26

      @@iliketrains3495 Nish got 14 points at the end while Sally had 17. That means if the task was 5/0 instead of the 3/2, Nish would have gotten a +4 point differential on Sally and would have won the episode with 16 points vs Sally's 15

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Рік тому +44

      @@kinghotdog9885 but it would have been completely unfair to give the trio 0 points since their song was very good for entertainment value, it should have been split 5-3.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 10 місяців тому +10

      I’ve listened to both songs many times now, and I’ve come to like the “nightmare” song the best.

    • @KyleBaran90
      @KyleBaran90 10 місяців тому +13

      @@Brinta3 I love how they're not really signing in key together, out of time, the lyrics are garbage, and there's a wind storm knocking everything over. It's pure chaos at its best

  • @rutushrirame1382
    @rutushrirame1382 4 роки тому +1888

    The whole Rosalind task was pure gold.

  • @JKRowlingIsMyQueen
    @JKRowlingIsMyQueen 4 роки тому +2054

    This is the most cohesive cast I have seen. Good vibes only.

    • @CubanSpartan
      @CubanSpartan 4 роки тому +236

      Seriously. They all had great chemistry, especially Nish and Mark. And they all seemed to just enjoy being there.

    • @jck1794
      @jck1794 4 роки тому +53

      agreed but series 3 with Rob Beckett, Paul Chowdhry, and Al Murray is probably a close second for me

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 4 роки тому +143

      @@jck1794 Agreed, but Series 4 (Mel & Noel, Mel & Deskie, Mel & Lolly, everybody and Joe) also was lovely. Also, Series 6.

    • @laurawilliamsartist
      @laurawilliamsartist 4 роки тому +88

      no one has mentioned series 7 yet but the chaotic energy was so much and so consistent in that series. it's for sure my favourite series.

    • @ILuvAyeAye
      @ILuvAyeAye 4 роки тому +14

      I think this is my favorite of the seasons that have been posted on UA-cam so far.

  • @captainchaos3667
    @captainchaos3667 2 роки тому +1151

    The number of fish puns Sally can come up with spontaneously in a minute without any warning or preparation is pretty amazing.

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 2 роки тому +59

      I agree! "Minnow speak English!" was particularly clever. I expected a lot worse from a task like that.

    • @richardleecunningham
      @richardleecunningham 2 роки тому +20

      This is neither the time nor the plaice for that kind of compliment.

    • @OverWims
      @OverWims Рік тому +10

      @@richardleecunningham I can't believe you said a fish pun. Get trout right now!

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen Рік тому +12

      Well, as they say, carpe diem.

    • @johnsmith-po9gt
      @johnsmith-po9gt Рік тому +5

      You all need to take that bass out your txt when writing your reply.

  • @edwardsimpson119
    @edwardsimpson119 3 роки тому +537

    The recurring bit of Alex not understanding Nish's salutations is underrated.

  • @davebe2237
    @davebe2237 4 роки тому +2086

    I would like to see all the series losers in a separate series like a redemption for the taskmaster

    • @Silverity
      @Silverity 4 роки тому +62

      I would watch the heck out of that.

    • @resterdebout57
      @resterdebout57 4 роки тому +151

      But it would also determine the absolute worst contestant. Imagine being one. I guess only Nish could handle it with a light heart

    • @anthtan
      @anthtan 4 роки тому +37

      I suggested this in another video. Would love to see Nish back doing things in his Nish way.

    • @svenvanderhulst9082
      @svenvanderhulst9082 4 роки тому +5

      Please. Please make this happen.

    • @8ellybelly8
      @8ellybelly8 4 роки тому +55

      Unfortunately, Alex has said he's not going to do it because he doesn't want to encourage people to try and do badly

  • @Azakronn
    @Azakronn 4 роки тому +1505

    Bob Mortimer is such a weird treasure.

    • @FollowBetulas
      @FollowBetulas 4 роки тому +88

      Damn near pissed myself when he asked "do we strike you?"

    • @buerste2466
      @buerste2466 4 роки тому

      @@FollowBetulas I dont get it

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 4 роки тому +39

      @@buerste2466 they were supposed to ask the stranger for the task but Bob's first instinct was to ask whether they're supposed to hit her

    • @johndelilo6038
      @johndelilo6038 4 роки тому +3

      @@buerste2466 I guess you're German ?

    • @georgiegan
      @georgiegan 4 роки тому +39

      There is not a single show that i've seen him on, that he isn't just the most legendary person on it. He is absolutely legendary on Would I Lie To You?.

  • @noahblowingless6435
    @noahblowingless6435 3 роки тому +970

    10:10 Nish: "Everybody, hold on to your butts!"
    *Throws coconut*
    *Coconut hits a pole and ricochets back to about a foot away*
    Not sure I've laughed that hard in years 😂

    • @RodrigoBernardoPimentel
      @RodrigoBernardoPimentel 2 роки тому +54

      The embodiment of "I try my best, but it's never good enough"

    • @CosmicTeapot
      @CosmicTeapot 2 роки тому +56

      I don't know whether it's the comical sound the coconut makes as it hits the pole, or the fact that it rolls in the most perfect trajectory back to his feet, or the fact that Alex pointed out this roll back was actually a blessing and nothing stopped him from picking it up again and having another go... but man oh man, this sequence is gonna live rent free in my head until the day I die.

    • @kischtrine
      @kischtrine Рік тому +3

      I laughed so hard everything went black.

  • @Posit_Zero_Blue
    @Posit_Zero_Blue 3 роки тому +803

    Sally Phillips is how you write a strong female character.

    • @ajorngjdonaydbr
      @ajorngjdonaydbr Рік тому

      All class with the sexual libido of a rabbit.

    • @yoshikagespeedwagon8025
      @yoshikagespeedwagon8025 Рік тому +19

      And Aisling is how you write the annoying female character who thinks she's strong but really isn't and the audience is waiting for her gruesome death.

    • @jannadevries9067
      @jannadevries9067 Рік тому +121

      @@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 whoah who hurt you

    • @sharonbeauty411
      @sharonbeauty411 Рік тому +2

      @@yoshikagespeedwagon8025 Sally Phillips is the annoying one.

    • @elisabethluder7262
      @elisabethluder7262 Рік тому +68

      that's an insane thing to say about a real person i hope you realize that

  • @A-G-A-G
    @A-G-A-G 4 роки тому +2405

    I get the feeling that sally is the only one that could ask Alex to do anything for her in these tasks and he’ll accept

    • @cambecambe3199
      @cambecambe3199 3 роки тому +361

      she did threaten him with an arse tattoo

    • @Spoonie86
      @Spoonie86 3 роки тому +113

      @@cambecambe3199 A full pastoral scene!

    • @addledhead
      @addledhead 3 роки тому +217

      Some hefty flirts throughout the season. Anyone else notice that her graph about sex vs time the "get" line deliberately ends with Alex Horne? I think that uuuh, Alex could like, get it.

    • @christianbarnay2499
      @christianbarnay2499 3 роки тому +77

      @@addledhead And he was sitting on the horizontal axis, clearly stating that he had zero.

    • @chlobugification
      @chlobugification 3 роки тому +70

      I got the feeling he was crushing on her. I mean for one, how could he not? ;)

  • @anyagobsin
    @anyagobsin 4 роки тому +943

    Aisling approaching the final episode the same way she did the first: taking her trousers off.

    • @danejenkins8179
      @danejenkins8179 3 роки тому +140

      If I had a nickel for every time Aisling took her pants of during task master I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

    • @zendell37
      @zendell37 3 роки тому +94

      @@danejenkins8179 And she kept her dignity intact.

    • @kurei5349
      @kurei5349 3 роки тому +68

      She came prepared the second time too lol

    • @procrastination2204
      @procrastination2204 3 роки тому +16

      @@danejenkins8179 lmao I love the Phineas and Ferb reference

    • @bethanystephens878
      @bethanystephens878 3 роки тому +4

      @@procrastination2204 i was just abt to say thattt can't believe you beat me to it by only 44 minutes

  • @slyasleep
    @slyasleep 2 роки тому +411

    Ashling‘s hearty righteousness, Sally‘s complete kookiness, Bob constantly spluttering nonsensical brilliance, Nish railing against the machine and Mark‘s overgrown shy kid vibe - this will take some beating.

  • @breadddie
    @breadddie 2 роки тому +139

    “the diverse stripes” is the funniest band name they could’ve come up with lmaooo

  • @emmakayne8212
    @emmakayne8212 4 роки тому +1243

    The immediate sound of Nish’s egg breaking on the rim kills me every time

  • @pip3879
    @pip3879 4 роки тому +1351

    I love how Mark and Nish have grown to be such good friends over the course of the series. Theyre so wholesome

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 2 роки тому +79

      shared trauma is a good way to bond

    • @awppenheimer
      @awppenheimer Рік тому

      Hadn't they already been friends for 20 years?

    • @mikeconnors9287
      @mikeconnors9287 Рік тому +19

      @@awppenheimerThey mentioned Mark and Alex were friends for 20 years a few times, don't believe they ever said anything about Mark and Nish though.

    • @doctorsuave
      @doctorsuave 10 місяців тому

      @@awppenheimerconsidering the age difference I hope not

  • @happenable
    @happenable Рік тому +214

    I think this is the only time in 15 series that have telecasted so so far that an episode didn't end with the TM theme tune. Truly deserving and iconic song.

    • @user-xx2dz8tk3v
      @user-xx2dz8tk3v 10 місяців тому +20

      And it feels so right to end it this way. Such a wonderful song

  • @oneofthe12sionmains70
    @oneofthe12sionmains70 3 роки тому +470

    I was hyped up, Nish was in the lead, I thought this was his moment to shine. He then heard the whistle and immediately proceeded to chuck the egg right at the hoop, shattering it just as he did my hopes. The only way he could have lost faster was throwing it straight down.

  • @Alassandros
    @Alassandros 4 роки тому +841

    Three things:
    1, Sally Phillips can get it
    2, of course Nish made a song about trying his best and not being good enough. Basically his swan song for the series. If he scored ANY points in that last task, he would've won, but he failed immediately.
    3, Greg didn't call Alex "little"

    • @unknownsauce69
      @unknownsauce69 4 роки тому +33

      Damn it's just Sally can get it lmao

    • @BingbongDeNiro
      @BingbongDeNiro 4 роки тому +50

      "I've caved his skull in with my ass" god I wish that were me

    • @robmckennie4203
      @robmckennie4203 3 роки тому +3

      did you see the shots from behind the stage during the song task? good lord

    • @Alassandros
      @Alassandros 3 роки тому +6

      @@robmckennie4203 35:36 For viewing convenience. Turn brightness up to maximum for added detail.

    • @videovoidtv
      @videovoidtv 3 роки тому +4

      Sally could 100% GEEET IIIIIIT!

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 роки тому +964

    They literally did a song about a stranger and it's still better than most songs.

    • @OntarioTrafficMan
      @OntarioTrafficMan 4 роки тому +51

      They wrote a better song in 30 minutes than some professional musicians do in ... well, however long it takes a professional musician to write a song.

    • @pippa_peg
      @pippa_peg 4 роки тому +12

      @@OntarioTrafficMan better than Señorita and Yummy

  • @dornian_gray
    @dornian_gray 2 роки тому +393

    37:56 all of them (especially Nish) being so excited that Rosalind was in the audience was the purest thing ever

  • @briansturm6221
    @briansturm6221 3 роки тому +426

    33:00 When Mark hits the drum fill he's looking so happy, love that moment

  • @bigsquidward725
    @bigsquidward725 4 роки тому +1046

    I love how strangely charming Sally is

    • @dominiccyr2880
      @dominiccyr2880 4 роки тому +77

      Nothing strange about it friend

    • @scottjcaldwell
      @scottjcaldwell 4 роки тому +34

      Agreed. Sally is amazing!

    • @coreybrix1215
      @coreybrix1215 4 роки тому +72

      I feel Greg also thought that. He seemed very sweet on her throughout the season.

    • @armbirdy3182
      @armbirdy3182 4 роки тому

      Emphasis on strange

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 4 роки тому +29

      Becomes very difficult to dislike her when they talk about her sex graph

  • @radhageorge
    @radhageorge 4 роки тому +804

    Nish & Mark's song deserved 5 points that was brilliant

    • @onetom2222
      @onetom2222 4 роки тому +29

      It did!

    • @tobiasgreven254
      @tobiasgreven254 4 роки тому +7

      @@onetom2222 it didn't.

    • @ericaheap
      @ericaheap 3 роки тому +22

      @@tobiasgreven254 it did!!

    • @IndoPersian1969
      @IndoPersian1969 3 роки тому +8

      Agreed! I thought they were cheated!

    • @jimmypatton4982
      @jimmypatton4982 2 роки тому +9

      Granted, if the other team was given 4 points nothing would have changed so they could have broken tradition with no impact on relative scores.

  • @GNVS300
    @GNVS300 2 роки тому +125

    I love how after Bob's "Do we strike you?" line the camera cuts to Sally who is laughing just as hard as Nish, even though she was there at the time and Nish is just seeing that for the first time

  • @elizabethtangora4353
    @elizabethtangora4353 2 роки тому +146

    The contrast between the songs is incredible, Mark and Nish made a song about how they feel inferior and the other three straight-up roasted her.

  • @GoudaFetaExpandDong
    @GoudaFetaExpandDong 4 роки тому +867

    Nish absolutely slamming the egg into that rim within 1 second of starting the final task is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 3 роки тому +51

      If he got any points in that task, he would've won this episode 😂

    • @user-ob6qb3qe6j
      @user-ob6qb3qe6j Рік тому +10

      i honestly expected him to throw that egg at the TM because he couldnt win the series anyway so might as well

    • @OwlRTA
      @OwlRTA Рік тому +3

      @@user-ob6qb3qe6j Nish had a chance at winning the episode though

    • @Geomax86
      @Geomax86 Рік тому +7

      @Myles Janik
      "never......good enough". Wonderfully, though, he takes every single public failure with humour, laughter and no bitterness. A Good man!

    • @CASEMSTR
      @CASEMSTR Рік тому +6

      I laughed so hard at this LMAO It took him literally a half second to entirely fuck the challenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dariusmasinksas1789
    @dariusmasinksas1789 4 роки тому +967

    there may have been funnier tasks and funnier comedians in other series but as a group they were perfect, genuine, warm and really enjoyable. Best 5, hands down

    • @radlee974
      @radlee974 4 роки тому +57

      My personal favorite cast would have to be that/those of Series 4. However these 5 are an _extremely_ close second!! (I’ll also say that I’ve never been disappointed in _any_ cast!)

    • @christinacastillo2880
      @christinacastillo2880 4 роки тому +18

      100% agree. this has been my favorite series. I loved each person in this series.

    • @queenofgreen83
      @queenofgreen83 3 роки тому +66

      They really were super supportive of each other. And Nish truly seems like one of the nicest people ever.

    • @mrdewarion
      @mrdewarion 3 роки тому +52

      @@queenofgreen83 Exactly. Also an amazing sport, genuinely amused by his own failures. The way he had a blast with this series just pulls you in and makes you enjoy it just as much.

    • @zendell37
      @zendell37 3 роки тому +25

      @@queenofgreen83 Oh yeah, he's great. His laugh is so good. I'd buy that CD.

  • @eq2lornick
    @eq2lornick 2 роки тому +160

    Nobody tries harder than mark for the opening sequence and he almost always gets punished for his efforts. Nice to see him win a well deserved task with the bathroom set. (he was completely robbed for points on the puzzle and stealing Greg's pants for example)

  • @currybun8570
    @currybun8570 2 роки тому +140

    the group hug with "I'm Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff)" in the background genuinely brought tears to my eyes

  • @Gradamit
    @Gradamit 4 роки тому +687

    "I'm always seeing you (do cool stuff)" is a song about not measuring up to a person but its fine because they are amazing
    and I think that summarizes task master pretty wonderfully

    • @pahasiga
      @pahasiga 4 дні тому

      I really love this comment. Surely most of us have admired someone fully knowing they are so many levels above us that we have no hopes to measuring up to them. Usually these people are actors or singers, but why not a Japanese translator?

  • @mjg_____
    @mjg_____ 4 роки тому +620

    "I thought, f it, I'll fill his boat with piss" has to be one of the funniest things Bob Mortimer has ever said.

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 4 роки тому +11

      Funny as hell, but not in the top 100.

    • @Cory_Springer
      @Cory_Springer 3 роки тому +4

      It's near the top for sure.

    • @tymonster183
      @tymonster183 3 роки тому +30

      I do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden

    • @Pagliacci_Rex
      @Pagliacci_Rex 2 роки тому +9

      In another timeline he's a supervillain. The man's a menace and I love it.

    • @MisterSolitude
      @MisterSolitude 2 роки тому +3

      @@tymonster183 *we do beg your pardon

  • @PJSproductions97
    @PJSproductions97 3 роки тому +237

    No wonder Nish and Mark have been so close all series, I've never seen a bond as close as that between guys who've jammed together

  • @liamkampff1
    @liamkampff1 3 роки тому +196

    Bob's obsession with the Gulf Stream is such an interesting thorough-line in his TV appearances lmao

    • @emileliseolang4814
      @emileliseolang4814 Рік тому +9

      Oh my god yes! I wondered if anyone else had seen this and all of Bob on Would I lie to you!

    • @mooglancashire424
      @mooglancashire424 Рік тому +14

      It’s easy to see why, what teenager wouldn’t be fascinated with a lovely warm stream of water within another stream of water??

  • @heretustay
    @heretustay 4 роки тому +706

    this cast might be the cutest one out of all of them. they look like they genuinely love each other :)

    • @christinacastillo2880
      @christinacastillo2880 4 роки тому +16

      I couldn't agree more :)

    • @pandakatiefominz
      @pandakatiefominz 3 роки тому +46

      When they were all cheering for Bob and Sally and the end, it was probably the sweetest thing I've seen in a long time

    • @tofelipwithlove1150
      @tofelipwithlove1150 3 роки тому +19

      I totally agree. The other series turned me off because of bad attitude. This one is just so lovely, everyone of them was so nice to each other. I truly enjoyed this series.

    • @colettepretorius4905
      @colettepretorius4905 2 роки тому +1

      Actually at the moment I love series 12 the most. But I do love these lovely people too.

  • @Crazyivan777
    @Crazyivan777 4 роки тому +363

    "HELLO GREAT BRITAIN!" "hello." Killed me.

  • @atripentertainment3329
    @atripentertainment3329 3 роки тому +221

    The fish pun compilation didn't have the "dolphinitely" from the synchronized team task so I can only assume alex regularly makes fish puns outside of that task

    • @anitagielen6850
      @anitagielen6850 Рік тому +19

      Or it's because a dolphin is not a fish.

    • @randomrabbit3161
      @randomrabbit3161 Рік тому +16

      They did count Alex's porpoise pun from the graph task so maybe they forgot to include it

    • @Zenturio331
      @Zenturio331 Рік тому +1

      ​@@randomrabbit3161 they did. Its the last one in the compilation.

    • @insurgentben149
      @insurgentben149 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@anitagielen6850a dolphin is a fish, tho. So is a porpoise or a whale.
      I know that, scientifically, they are mammals, but we’re not scientists, and this is not a scientific context. It’s a comedy show. In the context of regular people living or regular lives, we encounter a dolphin much more like we’d encounter a shark than how we’d encounter a horse. The word “fish” in a science context means cold blooded, gill breathing, evolved a certain way, etc. but, the word “fish” in a non science context means lives in the water. So, dolphins are fish.

    • @BixLovesMiley
      @BixLovesMiley 5 місяців тому +1

      He said he tried to slip one in every time he saw her, so they probably just picked a few 7 the ones that would look funniest in the edit.

  • @alexmott507
    @alexmott507 2 роки тому +163

    Nish blowing his lead in the first second of the live task is both hilarious and soul-crushing

  • @Tigermania08
    @Tigermania08 4 роки тому +1274

    I love seeing Bob's creativity in these. This whole panel makes for a great season! They compliment each other so well.

    • @awesomechainsaw
      @awesomechainsaw 4 роки тому +19

      EricGifford only exception is Ashling in my opinion. She can really grind my gears at some points.

    • @Tigermania08
      @Tigermania08 4 роки тому +10

      @@awesomechainsaw I'd agree with you. Bob and Sally have been my favorite contestants thus far. I try to just overlook Ashling, honestly.

    • @awesomechainsaw
      @awesomechainsaw 4 роки тому

      EricGifford I really Like Bob, Sally, and Nish. As well as Romesh, and Josh for their insane additions to the prize pool.

    • @wiet111
      @wiet111 4 роки тому +29

      @@awesomechainsaw hmm, tastes differ I guess. I really enjoy her in this!

    • @deemey95
      @deemey95 4 роки тому +14

      @@wiet111 she tries to make everything about women's' inequality, when usually its just a silly task on a silly show. I have no problem with her incorporating it(like with the graph), But when its in every single task, it feels like that's all there is too her, like she doesn't have any range or other material to work with.

  • @ThurstonCyclist
    @ThurstonCyclist 4 роки тому +365

    "Hello, lady" is an underrated joke.

    • @findlesplurb
      @findlesplurb 3 роки тому +12

      I rewound that 5 times, I thought it was so funny. Not sure why I found it SO funny, but I did. Alex Horne himself seems pretty underrated too, actually.

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 Рік тому +107

    Nishy *Immediately* failing the egg task moments after his prog rock duet masterpiece is comedic gold you cant write.

  • @902496
    @902496 3 роки тому +106

    I was laughing so hard I cried as Greg read back "Bob's first four questions"

  • @Kittywitchthesecond
    @Kittywitchthesecond 4 роки тому +294

    "I'm Always Seeing You (Do Cool Stuff)" is honestly kind of a bop.

  • @sophiaredwood5825
    @sophiaredwood5825 4 роки тому +636

    37:27 Nish’s sweet “You can sing harmony?!!!” exclamation just adds on to the many reasons I appreciate him 😂😊

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 2 роки тому +46

      Sally: "I can't sing!"

    • @HeroofTime6996
      @HeroofTime6996 Рік тому +52

      Nish is always so excited after seeing the other members tasks lol. such a good guy

  • @xoTBLxo
    @xoTBLxo 11 місяців тому +32

    I don't know how no one pointed that out, but i love how the list of restricted items to send to Fiji actually saved Sallys task! It would've been picked up by car before travelling anywhere and therefore disqualifying her

  • @michaelritchie2968
    @michaelritchie2968 2 роки тому +60

    I know the Rosalind songs are the highlights of this, but for me the best moment is the story of Bob's dispute with the Woolwich Ferry.

  • @vladibarraza
    @vladibarraza 4 роки тому +524

    (Greg commenting Sally's lack of sex) "I think it's a bit like fossil fuels and the ozone layer. You know, the time for graphs has probably stopped and we all should huddle together and see what we're going to do about it". 🔥

    • @curioushoodie
      @curioushoodie 4 роки тому +54

      That is now hands down my favourite line of across the series.

    • @reliablereindeer
      @reliablereindeer 4 роки тому +15

      Let’s fill those holes

    • @catheriner999
      @catheriner999 4 роки тому +105

      And then she absolutely destroys the men by getting up and being like "Chop-chop let's go then!".

    • @bobidou23
      @bobidou23 4 роки тому +97

      Aisling's genuinely shocked "Oh my God" makes that scene for me!

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 роки тому +32

      What a flirt

  • @anonymousperson3491
    @anonymousperson3491 4 роки тому +626

    Last time I was this early Nish still had a chance of winning

  • @GreyPajamas
    @GreyPajamas 11 місяців тому +57

    I swear the editing of this show is brilliant. The Rosalind task hits in a different way as the last pre-recorded task shown than it would have earlier…

    • @JohnSmithShields
      @JohnSmithShields 6 місяців тому +4

      They certainly learnt to save the best till last. Series 9 epitomises this perfectly.

  • @muthusid
    @muthusid 3 роки тому +91

    It’s cute how at 20:07, Greg breaks character for a moment to check with Alex before calling Taskmaster “a light entertainment show”.

  • @sonofthefakegod
    @sonofthefakegod 4 роки тому +485

    Too bad mark didn't win.
    His reaction after the song was just adorable.

  • @calebwilliams9830
    @calebwilliams9830 4 роки тому +653

    I caught the porpoises one and that was it what a surprise

    • @sleepyheadsarah
      @sleepyheadsarah 4 роки тому +47

      There's also definitely a scene in an earlier episode where Alex says "dolphin-ately" and looks meaningfully into the camera. It was during the team task where Sally, Aisling, and Bob were doing synchronized dancing.
      ua-cam.com/video/g7HbjXzHsd4/v-deo.html&t=184

    • @ClementinesmWTF
      @ClementinesmWTF 4 роки тому +44

      Caleb Williams I remember hearing a couple of the other ones throughout the season and just thinking Alex was slipping up or something. Amazing Easter egg that he was able to pull off and I absolutely love my little Alex Horne

    • @Samantha_Lee
      @Samantha_Lee 4 роки тому +1

      Same, that’s the only one I ever took notice of

    • @mastermj61
      @mastermj61 4 роки тому

      Same i only noticed that one.

    • @CaptChrispy
      @CaptChrispy 4 роки тому +11

      @@sleepyheadsarah And yet, nobody points out that dolphins and porpoises are not fish.🤔

  • @elizaheathen
    @elizaheathen 3 роки тому +82

    *i could watch an entire 8ep series of just bob mortimer doing tasks and telling tales from his youth*

  • @JohnSmithShields
    @JohnSmithShields 2 роки тому +65

    Greg's pick up line on Sally was sublime.

    • @glockenrein
      @glockenrein 10 місяців тому +2

      Oh it was so smooth.

    • @marijamartinovic4404
      @marijamartinovic4404 6 місяців тому +1

      I was looking for this comment. That was so good… the look, oh my!

    • @JohnSmithShields
      @JohnSmithShields 6 місяців тому +2

      20:50 I forgot a timestamp.

    • @marijamartinovic4404
      @marijamartinovic4404 6 місяців тому +2

      @@JohnSmithShields 21:05 is that moment when he looked at her and I thought “oh Sally you must say yes” :) I didn’t know he could be that charming!

  • @_therealgabe_
    @_therealgabe_ 4 роки тому +275

    I think one of my favorite things about this show is how connected everyone gets. You can tell they genuinely have gone through something together and support each other (for the most part) haha

  • @myboithomas1085
    @myboithomas1085 4 роки тому +628

    This was one of my favorite seasons, sad that it's ending.

    • @joofbing
      @joofbing 4 роки тому +23

      MyBoi Thomas the song task is a good way to end the season

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 4 роки тому +12

      to be fair they're all my favorite seasons!

    • @onenightblitz
      @onenightblitz 4 роки тому +1

      stick around for the Champion of Champions

  • @nessielou459
    @nessielou459 2 роки тому +55

    Sally and Nish peeking at each other past the screens at the start of the live task is so pure. Such a wholesome series.

  • @wildernesshomefilms
    @wildernesshomefilms 3 роки тому +44

    This lady is a freaking wildcard. Imagine playing in a string quartet, long jumping, Mozart is your favorite musician and the Hangover sequel is one of your favorite movies!!

  • @W0lff
    @W0lff 4 роки тому +379

    Nish and Mark's song was such a good surprise.
    I'd like to see a separate upload with the song only so i can keep it on in the background.
    What a lovely song.

    • @TheAguydude
      @TheAguydude 4 роки тому +8

      I almost got it to work without the need for a re-upload. Unfortunately, the loop parameter doesn't support the start parameter. Here's my attempt: ua-cam.com/video/emz6GVWvJlo/v-deo.htmlstart=175&end=270 (share links don't support the end parameter, so it had to be an embed link). So close :/ I guess you could accomplish looping via chrome extension; some such extensions exist.

    • @fransalcas
      @fransalcas 4 роки тому +10

      There is one: ua-cam.com/video/0oXuDlLA6gw/v-deo.html

    • @W0lff
      @W0lff 4 роки тому +2

      Nice, thanks 👍

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 4 роки тому +540

    Amazing how many people her are commenting about Nish's graph being wrong. The fact that we're generally labeling axes from left to right and bottom to top is pure convention and not a rule or law. The one mistake there is the lack of arrows denoting the direction, but it's still a better graph than the others. But that's just me, a maths teacher, talking.

    • @kenampersandm
      @kenampersandm 4 роки тому +9

      Lol, ‘generally labelling axes’ sure, but maths do not ever just generally label the axes of a graph.

    • @crazyrobots6565
      @crazyrobots6565 4 роки тому +8

      @@kenampersandm axes is plural of axis.

    • @kenampersandm
      @kenampersandm 4 роки тому +1

      Crazy Robots my attempt at a pun lol guess it was a bad one

    • @vichayaouearrepan1602
      @vichayaouearrepan1602 4 роки тому +13

      Maybe it’s more time spent with Nish. More negative fun you get.

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 4 роки тому +8

      Just turn the camera around and it’s fine.
      It’s a perspective issue, nothing wrong with the graph itself.

  • @jaimy_games
    @jaimy_games 2 роки тому +28

    "I was looking into purchasing... GALLONS of piss" I just lost it there XD Bob Mortimer is an absolute genius. Anything can happen with him.

  • @shreyapalodhi5268
    @shreyapalodhi5268 2 роки тому +26

    Did anyone else tear up hearing Mark and Nish's song? I still think they deserved 5 points for it. I love the bromance between these two so much.

  • @muneer24
    @muneer24 4 роки тому +279

    If you are here to see Jack Brown and Mark sing it's at 31:40.

    • @sasikumarrajenthran4468
      @sasikumarrajenthran4468 4 роки тому +28

      Anyone seeing that performance will be blown away. I 100% guarantee it.

    • @jankbunky4279
      @jankbunky4279 4 роки тому +16

      @@sasikumarrajenthran4468 I absolutely loved that part. They're just lovely.

    • @sharilynb9951
      @sharilynb9951 4 роки тому +6

      When is their album coming out? I can't wait!

    • @muneer24
      @muneer24 4 роки тому +4

      @@sharilynb9951 it should be called "Gu Gu GOOD EVENING LONDON"

  • @fullautumnmoon
    @fullautumnmoon 4 роки тому +638

    I may just be in love with Mark. I want to take care of this heron man and protect him from the big bad world. I also want to brush his hair and feed him raisins.

    • @Jayk-kz7sh
      @Jayk-kz7sh 4 роки тому +149

      all the while he takes you to a lovely riverbank and googles "how to cuddle" Honestly not a bad arrangement!

    • @tree2me
      @tree2me 4 роки тому +10

      I feel the same

    • @studiocelestedesign
      @studiocelestedesign 3 роки тому +43

      Agreed. So glad he won this initial task; his ideas have all been phenomenal. He really should have won the one where he stole Greg's trousers to be fair. Also, I have developed a crush on Alex; that was easy enough. ;)

    • @enlightenedsoul4086
      @enlightenedsoul4086 3 роки тому

      Lmao😂

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 3 роки тому +4

      Same here. He seems to activate our protective instincts.

  • @SkeeterMcTavish
    @SkeeterMcTavish 3 роки тому +41

    I wish they pointed out Mark and Nish even put out a tip jar during their song.

  • @DeLorean4
    @DeLorean4 2 роки тому +68

    This was such a fantastic series; Aisling's raw Irish energy, Nish and Mark's friendship and their respective performances alternating between shit and absolute genius (sometimes accidental), Bob's class and psychopathic tendencies, and Sally being ummm well I must admit I have a crush. This group was lightning in a bottle.

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 3 роки тому +206

    The most british audience of all time "Hello Great Britain!" "Hello" "How are you all feeling out there!" "We're all fine, thank you"

  • @NixtonV
    @NixtonV 4 роки тому +201

    Aisling laughing the entire time during Bob’s piss explanation is killing me 😂

  • @implodinghippo
    @implodinghippo Рік тому +50

    Nish had me going thinking he was going to finish strong and then the egg thing happened lmao

  • @jacobrodebaugh9925
    @jacobrodebaugh9925 2 роки тому +30

    "Today's prize category is the most awkward item for somebody else to take home"
    Once again, Romesh's wedding ring would be the perfect prize

    • @eddyblackmore2834
      @eddyblackmore2834 Рік тому +1

      Bob should have brought in his son... Then declared him as missing as Sally left with him. THAT would be awkward.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 10 місяців тому

      Or Josh Widdicombe’s tattoo of the name Greg (would be awkward, considering it’s on Josh’s foot).

  • @eod97
    @eod97 4 роки тому +183

    "On this light entertainment show, what you've produced is a graph that depicts the pointlessness of democracy" - only Mark Watson. My favourite ever contestant

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 роки тому +1

      he should've won though, since he made the biggest graph

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 2 роки тому

      Can someone explain the graph? There is no line, and the x axis is letters.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 роки тому +1

      @@q-tuber7034 it's a bar graph

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 2 роки тому +1

      @@yourmum69_420 Thank you! And then the letters will be British political parties, Conservative, Labor, Liberal Democrats, Green…

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 2 роки тому

      @@q-tuber7034 yep

  • @Spoot401
    @Spoot401 3 роки тому +496

    Oh my goodness, the end was so wholesome how they all hugged and then got in a circle and just started reminiscing with Bob! It didn't feel like one contestant had won this season, it felt like a family had won and were proud of each other. It really makes me miss my group of friends--my family--who are all gone their separate ways and off to college.
    Dang it, Taskmaster, I never thought I'd feel so many emotions after watching a series finale of a comedy game show of all things! ;-;

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 роки тому +28

      This was a really sweet series.

    • @q-tuber7034
      @q-tuber7034 2 роки тому

      They do have a post-show orgy to look forward to.

  • @shailejanarain
    @shailejanarain 3 роки тому +25

    The fact that, that masterpiece of a song ended up getting only 3 points really upsets me

  • @jacobboyd9238
    @jacobboyd9238 Рік тому +32

    Nish's laugh makes me so happy. But his hug with Mark after that song literally made me cry. I love this show.

  • @MMM67-u5m
    @MMM67-u5m 4 роки тому +229

    For people that want more of Bob Mortimer, you should check his stories on WILTY. What a fantastic bloke

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 4 роки тому +26

      Like fingerprints on an abandoned handrail... Is not how I would describe Bob on WILTY because I can never forget his stories.

    • @axhlo
      @axhlo 4 роки тому +27

      We do beg your pardon...

    • @caitthecat
      @caitthecat 4 роки тому +22

      A sniper's dream

    • @adamschroeder3756
      @adamschroeder3756 4 роки тому +8

      Ashley Orage Can you please get off of my property?

    • @aamj0050
      @aamj0050 4 роки тому +11

      Ashley Orage we’re in your garden

  • @jerrell199
    @jerrell199 4 роки тому +139

    This group of contestants are the absolute most supportive of each other than any other group. They’re all excited when one another are doing well.

  • @badazzledhippo6010
    @badazzledhippo6010 3 роки тому +34

    I think out of all the seasons, this cast feels the most like family. Like they all legitimately love each other and support each other. That group hug at the end??

  • @Otherman101
    @Otherman101 3 роки тому +35

    I can't be the only one that fell hopelessly in love with Sally in this series. This episode is just amazing the songs were phenomenal. Bob is a treasure.

    • @Thingdeux
      @Thingdeux 7 місяців тому

      She’s a gorgeous, sex crazed maniac and I love her for it. Count me among the fold.

  • @maryannscinto8562
    @maryannscinto8562 4 роки тому +262

    Most awkward item to bring home? Someone could have brought Jon Richardson.

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 4 роки тому +11

      I like the way you think.

    • @Myzelfa
      @Myzelfa 4 роки тому +46

      I'm pretty sure he would also fit in a bag.

    • @jenelaina5665
      @jenelaina5665 4 роки тому +4

      @@Myzelfa Fair point

    • @tobiasgreven254
      @tobiasgreven254 4 роки тому +11

      @@Myzelfa Jon Richardson in your bag might even be more awkward than normal

    • @blackmoon9793
      @blackmoon9793 4 роки тому +10

      But then once you got him home he would tidy up everything.

  • @Taking20
    @Taking20 4 роки тому +903

    From across the pond- Dear God THANK YOU for posting this here on UA-cam!

    • @neil3539
      @neil3539 3 роки тому +2

      Personal curiosity: did you know any of the people on this show before you watched it?

    • @colinslaughter8506
      @colinslaughter8506 3 роки тому +11

      @@neil3539 I can reply as someone from the states: I knew about Joe Wilkinson, Jon Richardson, Hugh Dennis, and James Acaster to name a few.

    • @anthonyacetta1551
      @anthonyacetta1551 3 роки тому +11

      @@neil3539 I'm American. I only knew the cats vs countdown people.

    • @lottasommer9008
      @lottasommer9008 3 роки тому +2

      @@neil3539 I'm watching from germany and I've only ever heard of Noel before. Loved them all!

    • @simonlutgens
      @simonlutgens 3 роки тому +5

      @@anthonyacetta1551 "cats vs countdown" lmao

  • @hitokage4
    @hitokage4 Рік тому +16

    Bob and his graph is one of the funniest things ever, including everyone ELSE'S reaction as they die laughing.

  • @SuccLvl9k
    @SuccLvl9k Рік тому +11

    I’ve always had a soft spot for awkward nerdy guys, and Mark’s genuine grin followed by deep blush is too adorable for words