We Ate the Squares

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  • @leeroy6638
    @leeroy6638 2 роки тому +63976

    Mmnn square food

    • @wukosu
      @wukosu 2 роки тому +405

      yummy

    • @knashboi3914
      @knashboi3914 2 роки тому +737

      Wow so this is the pinned comment

    • @AgntPig
      @AgntPig 2 роки тому +37

      Yes

    • @-bugbite
      @-bugbite 2 роки тому +120

      mmnn

    • @thefoolzo
      @thefoolzo 2 роки тому +371

      The guys at drew gooden work fast

  • @ThatOneMarveller
    @ThatOneMarveller 2 роки тому +60447

    The fact that that this video isn’t sponsored by square space is heart breaking

    • @NashvilleUK
      @NashvilleUK 2 роки тому +1549

      Does that mean no more toppings for the picture of hot dog?

    • @claireskiyt
      @claireskiyt 2 роки тому +2069

      and square food wouldve been a perfect adding to the hot dog :(

    • @ariature
      @ariature 2 роки тому +177

      RIGHT?

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef 2 роки тому +461

      Well…we all know why it’s never going to be HelloFresh again 😂💀

    • @nanakirima
      @nanakirima 2 роки тому +101

      @@TheSecondBeef why what happened

  • @whatever9097
    @whatever9097 2 роки тому +14056

    I’m almost impressed by how the squares simultaneously have dystopian and 70s jello salad vibes

    • @zacharyprice7720
      @zacharyprice7720 2 роки тому +609

      70s jello salad feels pretty dystopian

    • @AnnaM-sp2qd
      @AnnaM-sp2qd 2 роки тому +445

      Agreed, 'dystopian' was the first word that came to mind when I saw these cubes! What a bizarre product, like, what is their demographic?? Nursing homes? Hurricane victims? Space age cafeteria food? Honestly

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 2 роки тому +239

      @@AnnaM-sp2qd I'd guess picky eaters, limited diet options, maybe for when food is needed but can't be prepared easily...
      But then the execution and pricetag lost all of that

    • @endTHEhegemony_Today
      @endTHEhegemony_Today 2 роки тому +16

      Oh no not jello salad

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 2 роки тому +72

      Hahahaha true that. The quirky square shape and how it rationed per food parts (one for broccoli, one for chicken, etc) made it felt like in one of those awful dystopian future where everyone either lived rich or lived poor

  • @buttercuup02
    @buttercuup02 2 роки тому +17374

    This takes “three square meals a day” to a whole other level

    • @to1620
      @to1620 2 роки тому +76

      I cracked up at this. 😂

    • @alir8391
      @alir8391 2 роки тому +91

      the pun we were all waiting for

    • @Jay22222
      @Jay22222 2 роки тому +71

      Wait, Three square meals or Meal of three squares?
      Or three square meals of three squares.... With secret sauce

    • @rpandya97
      @rpandya97 2 роки тому +82

      I’d like to imagine that this company started because someone said that and the owner of this company thought what if we could make that actually happen 😂

    • @buttercuup02
      @buttercuup02 2 роки тому +5

      @@Jay22222 Lol!!!!!!

  • @baepsaesay
    @baepsaesay Рік тому +10431

    The square and glossy appearance of square food is the closest I'll ever get to my dream of eating delicious looking soap

    • @marissariley7319
      @marissariley7319 Рік тому +187

      Yes! I actually really love the shape and glossiness, it looks appetizing to me 😅

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch Рік тому +324

      My dream is to open a store where everything looks like Lush products but it's edible.

    • @wren000
      @wren000 Рік тому +105

      just actually eat delicious looking soap

    • @steponkusceponas4085
      @steponkusceponas4085 Рік тому +39

      the shape reminds me of those mousse desserts

    • @_.Ok.
      @_.Ok. Рік тому +58

      you already can eat delicious looking soap, the bowel movement afterward will be an interesting experience though

  • @ToomanyFrancis
    @ToomanyFrancis 2 роки тому +13067

    I like how customer support called the yellow juice on your chicken squares "secret sauce" and then told you how they make the sauce.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 роки тому +645

      the secret is that the "secret ingredient" is thousand island dressing 99% of the time :)
      (except for this time. This is that 1% lol)

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 роки тому +24

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. 👍🏾
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 роки тому +16

      Another truth many have been deceived of:
      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God!
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

    • @Free.zen.
      @Free.zen. 2 роки тому +595

      Imaginary sky daddy will not fix my chemical imbalance, Richard.

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 2 роки тому +475

      @@Call_Upon_YAH yes, this chicken square is an affront to Jesus and god

  • @aggytuit5155
    @aggytuit5155 2 роки тому +6859

    I like how they advertised it as "are you tired of airplane food?" and Amanda said that seemed like airplane food. Task failed successfully

    • @fiddleheadfern3
      @fiddleheadfern3 2 роки тому +133

      Also that's not really a good comparison (at least in my opinion) because airplane food that I tasted so far was delicious and complete. We would have lasagna, steak, stir fry, soup etc..( and it wasn't even a fancy company)

    • @walabixha1746
      @walabixha1746 2 роки тому +71

      @@fiddleheadfern3 yeah like honestly I love airplane food. Like even when it's just a sandwich I have like it . Hospital food on the other hand is awful. So if you're compering yourself to that it can't be that great

    • @fiddleheadfern3
      @fiddleheadfern3 2 роки тому +29

      @@walabixha1746 Definitely agree that hospital food is not the best. Though the only time I've been hospitalized I discovered that they also made delicious food but if I didn't ask for them they would keep giving me that tasteless broth. I felt so betrayed 😂

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 2 роки тому +14

      what's the deal with airline food!

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 роки тому +3

      IDK seems like square food to me

  • @FireRose720
    @FireRose720 2 роки тому +9177

    These two have a sense of humor that really complements each other. They should get married or something.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 роки тому +20

      Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH 2 роки тому +12

      Another truth many have been deceived of:
      When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
      The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
      I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God.
      Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.

    • @rerererereree
      @rerererereree 2 роки тому +5

      @@Call_Upon_YAH god is dead

    • @Aiion
      @Aiion 2 роки тому +415

      @@Call_Upon_YAH lol what

    • @mysticmikan5619
      @mysticmikan5619 2 роки тому +329

      @@Aiion Just some random preacher. Seen them on Kurtis' videos too. Best ignore them lol

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 9 місяців тому +1599

    "What if we told you we could turn regular food into squares?"
    Dude they turn cows into little circles, how is this supposed to be mind-blowing

    • @Soggycheeseee
      @Soggycheeseee 5 місяців тому +94

      man I love cow circles

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 5 місяців тому +38

      simple, the PR team is chained in the basement and their only sustenance is square food

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 5 місяців тому +25

      No, they turn cows into frictionless spheres.

    • @ouchtor
      @ouchtor 5 місяців тому

      I turn little black balls into centipedes

    • @elliottlupin
      @elliottlupin Місяць тому +13

      ​@@granienasniadanie8322 assume the cow is a frictionless sphere and round pi to 10, what is the acceleration of the sun if the earth is a mandarin orange?

  • @buggyboy4202
    @buggyboy4202 2 роки тому +40319

    I love watching drew slowly fill his house with pointless items that he hates

  • @CharlieSimmer27
    @CharlieSimmer27 2 роки тому +17192

    i love that drew said he was putting HIS life in the employee's hands, then immediately fed the squares to amanda lol

    • @erinrosecrisman509
      @erinrosecrisman509 2 роки тому +1392

      Evidently Amanda is his life. That’s rather sweet. ❤️

    • @jacob99503
      @jacob99503 2 роки тому +471

      When a married person dies the spouse is the first to be investigated.

    • @engagingathena9965
      @engagingathena9965 2 роки тому +252

      tbf amanda ate them very willingly

    • @ipsitaagarwal7485
      @ipsitaagarwal7485 2 роки тому +11

      That’s so funny 😂

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi 2 роки тому +95

      @@erinrosecrisman509 now that you say that it makes me feel like it was intentional 😭😭

  • @ivandriggs9077
    @ivandriggs9077 2 роки тому +9705

    I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste"
    "That's a weird thing to put on the news"
    Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 2 роки тому +241

      the delivery was so perfect too

    • @Shae29
      @Shae29 2 роки тому +21

      YES LMAO

    • @changemystateofmind3659
      @changemystateofmind3659 2 роки тому +181

      And the sudden clothe change just for that 4 second joke like the man put on a suit for a random punchline

    • @codatoe
      @codatoe 2 роки тому +115

      That had vine energy for sure

    • @lolbrigader
      @lolbrigader 2 роки тому +50

      10/10. I very rarely laugh out loud even when I'm watching videos I think are absolute gold that I even share with friends, but with that I couldn't help but laugh. Was amazing.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +3621

    It’s like they wanted to do a homogenized texture for people with sensory texture issues- but they chose one of the worst possible textures

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 10 місяців тому +528

      The good news is you know what you’re getting and it’s the same every time. The bad news is it’s always bad. It’s like a monkey’s paw situation.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 10 місяців тому +137

      Little known fact when Kurtis said “squeet” he was referring to square eat, or squeet

    • @Ligmamonkey
      @Ligmamonkey 10 місяців тому +131

      HAHAHA, I have mild "sensory texture issues" with food and didn't think about this.
      To me, the squares seem like mushy unpredictable nightmares from a picky/sensitive eater perspective.
      Haven't tried em' tho so can't say for sure, but they sure don't look appealing.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 9 місяців тому +118

      @@Ligmamonkeyas a person so nerfed I can’t handle the textures of a cooked bean, one of the best and most widespread human foods of all time, a grainy wet square is an actual nightmare and is in fact cruel and unusual. This is less food than soylent drinks and I mean that

    • @Ligmamonkey
      @Ligmamonkey 9 місяців тому +15

      I get what you mean, cooked beans are some of the worst things texture wise IMO

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 2 роки тому +13147

    i love that this just naturally sounds like a weird fever dream someone might have after watching too many drew gooden videos sponsored by hellofresh and squarespace

    • @PunjabiGirl94
      @PunjabiGirl94 2 роки тому +156

      Lmfao. Brilliant!

    • @ddebnath11
      @ddebnath11 2 роки тому +76

      omg that's the best comment ever!

    • @StraightEdgeZap
      @StraightEdgeZap 2 роки тому +241

      hellosquare

    • @lyrablack8621
      @lyrablack8621 2 роки тому +133

      @@PunjabiGirl94 No, not brilliant. I don't think drew's ever been sponsored by brilliant actually 🤔

    • @heartiko2681
      @heartiko2681 2 роки тому +57

      Exactly! My first thought was trying to figure out if Squarespace had ventured into Hello Fresh's business model and whether it would cause problems for UA-camrs like Drew that work with both of them

  • @gracemceuen2058
    @gracemceuen2058 2 роки тому +8146

    Absolutely obsessed with Drew saying “good game” as he bro hugs his wife. That’s the kinda relationship I’m after tbh

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 2 роки тому +321

      I can't get over how adorable that was, they're so cute. 😭

    • @moon.2674
      @moon.2674 2 роки тому +135

      relationship goals

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 роки тому +189

      Can't wait to brohug my future spouse lol

    • @DialecticRed
      @DialecticRed 2 роки тому +12

      yess same 🥺

    • @sugarskulls2817
      @sugarskulls2817 2 роки тому +56

      In general they're cute AF I love when she's in videos they're precious

  • @lotusthemermaid
    @lotusthemermaid 2 роки тому +5800

    My favorite part of this is that they felt like they needed to add grill marks to ensure you believe that this square is indeed "a food."

  • @bassetts1899
    @bassetts1899 Рік тому +985

    I keep coming back specifically because of 9:05 "square plate for square food, circle plate for circle food". Its just... a chefs kiss couple moment.

  • @rubyzzz
    @rubyzzz 2 роки тому +3525

    drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable

    • @RobLives4Love
      @RobLives4Love 2 роки тому +45

      i hope he doesn't stop though

    • @davidbronstein2040
      @davidbronstein2040 2 роки тому +75

      It wasn't even 12 minutes because of the massive advertisement in the middle.

    • @buckethead60
      @buckethead60 2 роки тому +105

      @@davidbronstein2040 He's mentioned how the advertisers like the videos being released at the end of the month, so he procrastinates and then speedruns a video to get it out on time.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 2 роки тому +76

      @@buckethead60i think it’s less that advertisers like for it to be released at the end of the month, and more that they want it released *before* the month is over, and he just ends up doing it last minute bc procrastination (relatable)

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 2 роки тому +7

      I thought this felt short

  • @brokenmelodies723
    @brokenmelodies723 2 роки тому +4536

    Amanda being excited about the square shape and throwing Drew off made my day.

    • @limolitz
      @limolitz 2 роки тому +11

      @@ayasaka2158 Says the guy being mean in a UA-cam comment

    • @__m-a-x__
      @__m-a-x__ 2 роки тому +32

      @@ayasaka2158 people in the UA-cam comments arguing over who needs to get a life lookin like the Spidermen all pointing at each other lol

    • @General12th
      @General12th 2 роки тому

      @UC6aRlHKbWJkABcuBhY31bHw Go ahead. Make your disappointed UA-cam comment. Like it'll make you live a second longer.
      ...
      I've always wanted to say that! :D

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse 2 роки тому +1

      @@limolitz what did he say? He deleted his comment 😔

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 2 роки тому

      @@limolitz do you still remember what aya saka (or whoever's that weirdo) said?

  • @lovestruck5346
    @lovestruck5346 Рік тому +2960

    "My life is in your hands" before an immediate cut to you serving the mystery cubes to your wife was an incredible bit

  • @Burritopizzasauce7
    @Burritopizzasauce7 Рік тому +676

    I feel like the fact that the ad feels more directed towards investors than consumers is a dead give-away that this is more of a pump and dump stock scam than an earnest attempt at making a product.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 8 місяців тому +49

      Maybe not that, it feels more like a Juicero type of thing. Smooth speakers who worship Steve Jobs overhyping their dumb product as a high growth tech company

    • @Newbyte
      @Newbyte Місяць тому +7

      Or maybe it's targetted towards e.g. budget transportation companies that want compact food they can prepare easily and quickly to fulfil legal obligations?

  • @toko1368
    @toko1368 2 роки тому +8480

    Nothing like good ol' Drew reminding me that it's the end of the month

  • @trinitybenecke1032
    @trinitybenecke1032 2 роки тому +2050

    amanda’s reaction to the square sausage reminds me of when i was a kid and wouldn’t eat chicken parmesan unless my mom told me it was chicken pizza

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa 2 роки тому +22

      Nostalgic memory : unlocked!

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 роки тому +70

      me not eating any meat unless i was told it was chicken

    • @puppiekit
      @puppiekit 2 роки тому +26

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat ong same this always worked on me. Liver, turkey necks, crawfish, you name it, they told me it was chicken. And i somehow fell for it every damn time. The only time it didn't work is when they told me fish was chicken... turns out fish makes me extremely sick

    • @hannahc5000
      @hannahc5000 2 роки тому +8

      Never ate tuna unless they called it chicken salad

    • @ellifsyaa
      @ellifsyaa 2 роки тому +3

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat loll

  • @TheIckyKoala
    @TheIckyKoala 2 роки тому +3593

    i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients

    • @camdencap4974
      @camdencap4974 2 роки тому +132

      The recipe for Coca-Cola is a secret but you can read the ingredients on the back of the bottle???

    • @BlackGothGirl1
      @BlackGothGirl1 2 роки тому +91

      But they don’t say how much of each ingredient

    • @OrangesRBerries
      @OrangesRBerries 2 роки тому +51

      They did what pink sauce didn't.

    • @jhandle900
      @jhandle900 2 роки тому +9

      @@OrangesRBerries it's a scam and not fda approved

    • @jhandle900
      @jhandle900 2 роки тому +25

      Legally they have to.

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 Рік тому +539

    Its a kick in the teeth when they tell you how low their overhead is and how big their margin is. Directly telling you they are scamming you out of a lpt of money

  • @BlueKyuubi64
    @BlueKyuubi64 2 роки тому +3575

    Telling his wife "good game" is the funniest thing ever to me for whatever reason

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 2 роки тому +77

      What I love even more is that she said it first!

    • @moldingpotatoes
      @moldingpotatoes 2 роки тому +15

      Their married? Thought they were just dating

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 2 роки тому +18

      @@moldingpotatoes Lol

    • @AnnaM-sp2qd
      @AnnaM-sp2qd 2 роки тому +26

      Yes, and the bro back slap 🤣 hysterical!

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 2 роки тому +17

      It gave me “cool youth pastor” vibes

  • @blueboy284
    @blueboy284 2 роки тому +6358

    I love that Drew seemed ready to roast the food and the company and then Amanda was like oh I kinda like it and he completely changed his mind and agreed with her instead. We Stan a simp king.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 роки тому +289

      You agree with the Wife. I believe it's in 10 commandants.

    • @Justlilmonster
      @Justlilmonster 2 роки тому +72

      Roasting food your significant other love while eating it together is kinda rude tho

    • @18aplateindoors
      @18aplateindoors 2 роки тому +51

      Having different opinions is rude?? And cracking jokes on it (which she knows is his job..even if he likes it) is rude??? Damn people get softer and softer by the day

    • @boogeyperson316
      @boogeyperson316 2 роки тому +16

      "Simp" and "King" are antonyms

    • @gingerale5756
      @gingerale5756 2 роки тому +81

      @@18aplateindoors are you joking..

  • @jollyranchrrrs9478
    @jollyranchrrrs9478 2 роки тому +9408

    I’m so used to drew Gooden’s 30-40 minute videos that this video felt like a minute

    • @unlitrash
      @unlitrash 2 роки тому +404

      dude yes i thought the same i was so mad when it ended 😭

    • @harucat543
      @harucat543 2 роки тому +138

      same! like that was over SO quickly

    • @birdonline2751
      @birdonline2751 2 роки тому +187

      The squares were small didnt take long enough to eat

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +6

      Very much agreed.

    • @Earth2McKay
      @Earth2McKay 2 роки тому +1

      Video could have been 7 mins shorter. Didn't even really review them until 7 mins in. Should have only been a 5 min video.

  • @kasparpoland9803
    @kasparpoland9803 7 місяців тому +249

    google domains sponsoring this video and then immediately shutting down makes me think it's drew's fault.

  • @ogvztjch
    @ogvztjch 2 роки тому +3195

    RIP blue gooden you will be missed

  • @koebiemi2095
    @koebiemi2095 2 роки тому +3034

    Idk why but Amanda’s “they look like little rocks!” had me crying with laughter I love her

    • @mustachiomarshmallow
      @mustachiomarshmallow 2 роки тому +52

      Also the editing on that part makes it even better

    • @jess3452
      @jess3452 2 роки тому +34

      9:50 for yall who wanna see it again

    • @eidoln9206
      @eidoln9206 2 роки тому +11

      @@jess3452 you're a hero for posting the time of that iconic scene /g

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому +2

      she's awesome.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 2 роки тому +1556

    I love that they made square versions of nuts, as if a small pack of pistachios isn't convenient to eat anyway

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit 2 роки тому +37

      Wait no youre totally right lmao

    • @vanessameow1902
      @vanessameow1902 2 роки тому +5

      Wait you might be on to something

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому +9

      everything is better as squares.....i love squares the greatest shape.

    • @livyann2143
      @livyann2143 2 роки тому +36

      They make precooked and seasoned grilled chicken strips that you buy frozen, for way cheaper than this. I literally microwave them and they ACTUALLY taste good and might be more convenient since to make the squares taste better you've gotta dirty a pan. they literally sell pouches of microwaveable rice, again for cheaper for a larger serving. Think they're like $1.50 now and it's easily the same as three squares. For the veggies, if you hate veggie texture- just heat up baby food and add some seasoning salt. If you like veggie texture, you can get 8oz-1lb of frozen veggies in a microwaveable streamable bag for $0.75-1.50. For fish, there's pouches of seasoned tuna/salmon that don't even need heating for around $1.50 also. As for nuts, as you said, they make 100cal pouches of nuts for cheaper than the squares. I keep some in my bag. If ya don't like the texture of nuts- nut butter exists! Basically you can make pretty easy and comparable meals with less cost and possibly less cooking/prep and more importantly- it's probably gonna taste better. Idk I get the square thing for those who have adversions to texture or the look of food, specifically for those with autism spectrum disorder. I have ASD (previously diagnosed as moderate functioning asbergers) and so I have issues with texture or look of food, for example cooked spinach, watermelon, tough cuts of beef, pork chops, yogurt drinks and more. My solutions? Eat raw spinach or have it blended into something else, watermelon popsicles (the real kind made of juice), ground beef, I avoid pork tbh, and I eat actual yogurt. If you're a desperate caregiver to an autistic dependent, squares might be a valuable tool. You could also make your own with molds and some simple ingredients like starches to bind things and stuff like gelatin to help hold the shape for cold items.

    • @cherriesburies
      @cherriesburies 2 роки тому +5

      @@ddjsoyenby theyre not really squares, they have RoUnDeD eDgEs!!!

  • @werewolf1301
    @werewolf1301 Рік тому +216

    Amanda really is effortlessly funny. The cut to her grinning while holding up a comically large knife and fork was brilliant

  • @meganm4304
    @meganm4304 2 роки тому +17090

    drew clearly doesn’t understand the feminine urge to eat rocks

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 2 роки тому +78

      Ayo wha

    • @chy7
      @chy7 2 роки тому +607

      honey that’s not feminine that’s pica

    • @parkerknight8738
      @parkerknight8738 2 роки тому +470

      @@chy7 I mean, pica is more common in females 😂

    • @giuliaadde
      @giuliaadde 2 роки тому +800

      Abigail from Stardew Valley wrote this comment

    • @cloverlovania
      @cloverlovania 2 роки тому +580

      honestly yeah. i always get the feminine urge to shovel rocks into my mouth, especially the colourful gemstones you get in shops

  • @Xamag
    @Xamag 2 роки тому +7295

    Just coming back from a food poisoning incident, after keeping an ordered meal in my fridge for too long, the "secret yellow sauce" part filled me with indescribable fear. To all Goodens, please survive

    • @thenetherbaddie9760
      @thenetherbaddie9760 2 роки тому +252

      i hope you recovered well. i too had food poisoning a bit ago so i feel your pain lol

    • @dart354
      @dart354 2 роки тому +149

      food poisoning is the worst 😭😭 i hope ur okay now dude

    • @beyondwilline3634
      @beyondwilline3634 2 роки тому +33

      Yellow sauce is nutss

    • @judfps
      @judfps 2 роки тому +219

      i’ve never got food poisoning but my sister puked on me from food poising once. not a very useful statement but thought i would share

    • @Spluuush
      @Spluuush Рік тому +54

      Thanks for the info jud

  • @JamVar
    @JamVar 2 роки тому +3509

    3:41 How did they manage to take ALL the potassium out of broccoli and spinach? Even at a 45g serving, they naturally have a bunch of potassium. I'd say that shit is bananas, but clearly, it's not.

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Рік тому +429

      Amazing pun, insightful commentary, educational content.
      8/13 comment

    • @alienfromlhs1140b
      @alienfromlhs1140b Рік тому +111

      @@salem-01id give it at least a 10/13

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Рік тому +214

      @@alienfromlhs1140b no no 8s the highest score, it goes up and down like a tent

    • @blookit4449
      @blookit4449 Рік тому +59

      I implore u to explain how it’s like a tent

    • @copperdragonofchaos1983
      @copperdragonofchaos1983 Рік тому +46

      @@blookit4449 bc jason mandoza said so

  • @RandomnesssE
    @RandomnesssE 5 місяців тому +414

    0:01 which doesn’t exist anymore.

  • @hellformichelle
    @hellformichelle 2 роки тому +5669

    As someone who works in customer service and also does the customer chat from time to time, I can assure you that Vivian was probably flying by the seat of their pants and bullshitting their way through that chat lmaooo

    • @bananawitchcraft
      @bananawitchcraft 2 роки тому +677

      Wow what a fantastic way to address potential food safety issues that could put customers' lives at risk and sink your business. Certain things shouldn't be bullshitted tbh

    • @ridhosamudro2199
      @ridhosamudro2199 2 роки тому +539

      @@bananawitchcraft I mean Vivian got away with it, it seems. So far I mean

    • @JungleLibrary
      @JungleLibrary 2 роки тому +186

      That's so not how customer service has worked at any of the companies I've worked at. I mean, training exists specifically so that you don't have to just make shit up?

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska 2 роки тому +43

      Vivian might be an evil genius

    • @Brekfastmachine
      @Brekfastmachine 2 роки тому +378

      @@JungleLibrary It probably depends on the size of the company. I've been in a position where I was trying to address a food safety issue with customers while the higher ups were deciding exactly how much information they wanted me to have. I didn't eat any of the food after that.

  • @michelle7002
    @michelle7002 2 роки тому +815

    amanda is like that cool older cousin you wanna spend time with so badly, every time i see her in a thumbnail i get so excited

    • @OrangesRBerries
      @OrangesRBerries 2 роки тому +8

      Fr, she's pretty much the only reason I watch Drew's channel.

    • @fresh.coffee
      @fresh.coffee 2 роки тому +17

      GOD that is spot on

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 роки тому +15

      I like that Amanda includes Drew in her videos. He's a pretty funny guy!

  • @SilverWolf991
    @SilverWolf991 11 місяців тому +111

    it's like a sad beige advocate wanted to tackle the food market minimalist style.

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube 2 роки тому +17122

    i really appreciate amanda's use of a humongous fork and spoon to eat some squares

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  2 роки тому +10980

      thanks youtube -amanda

    • @PanPaws
      @PanPaws 2 роки тому +198

      Forst

    • @Aof104
      @Aof104 2 роки тому +316

      UA-cam

    • @diegosandokan
      @diegosandokan 2 роки тому +24

      shut up corporation

    • @choerryerim
      @choerryerim 2 роки тому +1670

      youtube is a little stinker?!?!?! slay era 😍😍

  • @ellie8161
    @ellie8161 2 роки тому +1881

    Debbi Clark's review at 2:13 is way more polite than it needed to be, and I honestly respect her for that

    • @oliviasommerville4733
      @oliviasommerville4733 2 роки тому +321

      “Just my own opine of course!” we love a respectful Debbi 😂

    • @nicky7738
      @nicky7738 2 роки тому +254

      She wishes them good luck 🥹 What a precious soul

    • @BrotherlyBear
      @BrotherlyBear 2 роки тому +138

      I trust her review more than Drew's tbh

    • @zeleniawolfe
      @zeleniawolfe 2 роки тому +4

      Who's she?

    • @denn394
      @denn394 2 роки тому +91

      @@zeleniawolfeDebbi Clark

  • @KenzLovesMovies
    @KenzLovesMovies 2 роки тому +2118

    I love that we're all expecting these to be terrible just for Amanda to be into them

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ 2 роки тому +30

      I don't know her enough to judge if she really liked it or if she is just too nice.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 роки тому +159

      So glad she came back from Afghanistan for this vid

    • @jsteves666
      @jsteves666 2 роки тому +3

      @@SieMiezekatzeyou beat me to it xDD

    • @TheDavidish
      @TheDavidish 2 роки тому +7

      @@SieMiezekatze didn’t she fall down that well?

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheDavidish no that was Laura

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 Рік тому +153

    i like that there is absolutely no selling points here. it's school food quality, but less healthy, 10x more expensive, and it tastes exactly as bad.

    • @stellarev
      @stellarev 3 місяці тому +5

      Making expensive food that’s more unhealthy than school food is wild

  • @nintendawesome
    @nintendawesome 2 роки тому +1464

    I like to imagine that Drew exists in a world where everyone except his wife is Drew and that these are all different ppl unbeknownst to us

    • @rayafoxr3
      @rayafoxr3 2 роки тому +72

      I’m fascinated by your mind

    • @threedragonstalk2123
      @threedragonstalk2123 2 роки тому +66

      Making Drew also the only married man in existence

    • @martyclarkworship
      @martyclarkworship 2 роки тому +56

      the drewniverse

    • @FreezingmoonDSBM
      @FreezingmoonDSBM 2 роки тому +47

      @@threedragonstalk2123 maybe the Drew’s marry each other

    • @queertherapy4919
      @queertherapy4919 2 роки тому +29

      @@FreezingmoonDSBM there have been videos where he dates himself lmao

  • @mrspacy
    @mrspacy 2 роки тому +753

    Amanda saying they look like rocks with such whimsy and excitement is not what I expected

  • @bertmobile
    @bertmobile Рік тому +265

    oh so THIS is what they meant by three square meals a day

  • @LOLcat3016
    @LOLcat3016 2 роки тому +1805

    Drew has gone from commentary channel to product reviewer

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  2 роки тому +1517

      ran out of stuff to comment on

    • @sinkingfrog368
      @sinkingfrog368 2 роки тому +123

      ig a review is just commentary on a product

    • @joeyeardley4002
      @joeyeardley4002 2 роки тому +26

      I just like to see what the funny lil guy does next

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 2 роки тому +67

      @@drewisgooden drew please react to slugs

    • @weathermansam2
      @weathermansam2 2 роки тому +15

      Dreaming of a day when the product review genre will be mine all mine

  • @shynye
    @shynye 2 роки тому +1579

    Drew and Amanda put their lives on the line for us on this channel 😂

  • @Raequorum
    @Raequorum 2 роки тому +675

    Ah yes, my favorite thing to do at restaurants: ignore their food and eat the squares I brought with me instead.

    • @Sheristen
      @Sheristen 2 роки тому +6

      hahaha, right?

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 роки тому +2

      That reminds me of sesame street

  • @drdandan6128
    @drdandan6128 10 місяців тому +50

    mixed bean square looks like a brownie. Imagine biting into that because you think it's a brownie and getting a mouth full of beans.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 9 місяців тому

      I imagine you'd be pretty
      *Disap-pinto-ed*
      I'll see myself out

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 5 місяців тому

      "and it was BEANS!"

  • @CaptainJ62
    @CaptainJ62 2 роки тому +662

    I appreciate how Drew’s house must be a multiversal nexus or something considering how many different versions of him regularly just show up. Really nice of him to give them parts in his videos, too.

  • @JayEyedWolf
    @JayEyedWolf 2 роки тому +2026

    "They look like little rocks!" The urge to eat nonedible items is clearly strong in this one. I'm glad it fulfilled that urge 😂

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 2 роки тому +35

      NO DON'T TEXT THEM IT'S A TRAP

    • @JayEyedWolf
      @JayEyedWolf 2 роки тому +36

      @@brianman1677 😂 I appreciate your concern my friend, but I knew it to be spam. Thank you for your service protecting the innocent on the internet tho 🙏

    • @brianman1677
      @brianman1677 2 роки тому +18

      @@JayEyedWolf Welcome! It's just what I do

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 2 роки тому +33

      As a wise rat once said, "PICA PICA"

    • @quodsolusdeus
      @quodsolusdeus 2 роки тому +15

      @@daryissaplayz2312 for some reason that really got me. The visual of him just screaming out random neurological conditions while attacking is 10/10

  • @minzy4611
    @minzy4611 2 роки тому +1513

    I love how Amanda has the colour scheme of the squares. The white for the dress or what is. The dark green/olive for the shirt under and the light yellow for her hair.

    • @nowayitsjennie
      @nowayitsjennie 2 роки тому +56

      I came here to say exactly this. It's very visually satisfying.

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 2 роки тому +31

      MmmmMmm Square

    • @Ohio7621
      @Ohio7621 Рік тому +7

      ​@@daryissaplayz2312 yum minecraft food.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 11 місяців тому

      The fact that Amanda, the squares, Drew, and their house all look the same is really visually pleasing.

  • @soggyshoes1088
    @soggyshoes1088 5 місяців тому +10

    You know whenever I watch this video a sense of sorrow and nostalgia comes my way, this video isn’t even that old but I remember coming home from school feeling like shit because of how much I would isolate myself from everyone ever and opening my phone to see that you had uploaded this video. I had been a fan of you along with Danny and Kurtis and your humor always stood out to me and the way you format this video and the way you deliver your words and jokes made this video so memorable to me. The jokes and your tone it just send me back to sitting on the floor with my dog running around the house and just feeling a little bit of warmth. I just want to say thank you Drew and I hope the best for you in life.

  • @ShallowVA
    @ShallowVA 2 роки тому +2079

    “Our salmon squares come with a yellow secret sauce.” Excuse me, I need to go fall to my knees and scream at the sky in horror for a moment.

    • @kittencutie7074
      @kittencutie7074 2 роки тому +31

      Pls tell me it's just mustard

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 2 роки тому +194

      @@kittencutie7074 if it’s with salmon I would more readily assume it to be some lemon thing.

    • @maloryfunction2260
      @maloryfunction2260 Рік тому +148

      ​@@runeanonymous9760 the customer service person said carrot, ginger, and lemon

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion Рік тому +92

      @@maloryfunction2260 Carrot, ginger, and lemon are all good with salmon, so it’s not the weirdest thing out there.

    • @Nevernamed
      @Nevernamed Рік тому

      @@GogiRegion Culinary presentation guidelines would suggest that you dont slather your meat squares with something that looks like infected pus.

  • @jakepetty2204
    @jakepetty2204 2 роки тому +484

    this video was such chaos.. the ad read, the circle food, the "good game" after they ate food, the ending... incredible. loved it

  • @TuriGamer
    @TuriGamer 6 місяців тому +26

    She really went "we have good margins" which directly translates to "this is overpriced"

  • @beesbrownies
    @beesbrownies 2 роки тому +450

    I love how Amanda goes penguin brain and just goes "rocks"

    • @zoutewand
      @zoutewand 2 роки тому +43

      Square plate for square food..... circle plate for circle food

    • @nerdoftheatre
      @nerdoftheatre 2 роки тому +4

      Well, male penguins bring smooth pebbles to a female they love.
      I was going somewhere with that and my brain stopped working after that sentence

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies 2 роки тому +2

      @@nerdoftheatre yeah thats kinda what i was going for u get it

  • @AxoBlu26
    @AxoBlu26 2 роки тому +775

    Somehow I just realized that Drew Gooden is the only UA-camr I've watched consistently for multiple years; his humor never grows old

    • @LindseyLouWho
      @LindseyLouWho 2 роки тому +5

      Meanwhile I am sitting here remembering RWJ and Equals 3. Memba that? So long ago..... most nowadays know him from My Favorite Martian.

    • @Sapphire-MW
      @Sapphire-MW 2 роки тому +34

      What do you mean, Drew Gooden is the only UA-camr that exists? After all, he did make the website!

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef 2 роки тому

      @@LindseyLouWho well I remember him for saying the n word while holding a lightsaber

    • @mosesagabon7152
      @mosesagabon7152 2 роки тому +1

      Him, Danny, Kurtis, H3, PhilDeFranco, are the five that i watch religiously.

    • @Drako9823
      @Drako9823 2 роки тому +2

      Drew Gooden is the only one that didn't become ideologically possessed like H3 or simply crazy like RWJ. Drew stayed true to his style.

  • @triple_L_Prod
    @triple_L_Prod 2 роки тому +646

    I love that Drew’s ads are funny and not agonizing to watch

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ 2 роки тому +1

      Drew's and Wulff Den's sponsor segments are the only ones I don't ever skip

    • @MsRainingDays
      @MsRainingDays 2 роки тому +4

      And take up half the video

    • @clover4958
      @clover4958 2 роки тому

      no they arent.

    • @triple_L_Prod
      @triple_L_Prod Рік тому

      @@Antigen__ Scott cramer’s are great too

  • @JohnDoe-hj9fh
    @JohnDoe-hj9fh Рік тому +127

    Came back to this video 9 months later just to say they made chunks from starfield a real thing

  • @NoahCraig
    @NoahCraig 2 роки тому +2801

    The abrupt ending had me flying 50 feet out of a glass window.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 2 роки тому +58

      Damn I hope you ain’t injured

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 2 роки тому +39

      How was the hospital?

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod 2 роки тому +107

      Judging by the lack of response, the flight didn't go that well...

    • @Bedhead13
      @Bedhead13 2 роки тому +13

      You ok?

    • @alybot2.059
      @alybot2.059 Рік тому +24

      Bella did you fall out a window loca?

  • @albahowles2335
    @albahowles2335 2 роки тому +104

    I NEVER watch sponsored bits of videos but he just makes it so funny I can't skip. I'm even considering having a domain for absolutely nothing

  • @CaptainCaterpillars
    @CaptainCaterpillars 2 роки тому +787

    I just want to say, I’m genuinely happy you found someone like Amanda.

    • @TBone4983
      @TBone4983 2 роки тому +104

      Right?! So awesome that he found someone to be his partner while he eats square foods, turns lots of liquids into ice, buys every gimmicky product on social media... we love to see it.

    • @ke1vin
      @ke1vin 2 роки тому +24

      @@TBone4983the American dream

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 роки тому +38

      i'm glad that she returned from fighting in afghanistan.

    • @CaseyTyler357
      @CaseyTyler357 2 роки тому +73

      @@manboy4720 I'm assuming you didn't know, so just a heads up that Amanda politely requested we stop making the Afghanistan jokes

    • @yersiniapestis5237
      @yersiniapestis5237 2 роки тому +7

      @@basm6445 She made a post on the subreddit.

  • @cleofurney
    @cleofurney 2 місяці тому +3

    i have watched this video more than 10 times. I thought it had been out for like 4 years. Nope. 1 year. I just love it and I love how positive amanda is

  • @violet8870
    @violet8870 2 роки тому +530

    You walking in with the plates and Amanda being so excited is so cute honestly

  • @jasonmegill6435
    @jasonmegill6435 2 роки тому +1131

    To be honest, I love that Drew and Danny are finally doing drastically different things with their hair so people don't say that they are the same person

    • @tellmewill
      @tellmewill Рік тому +23

      Even moreso now that Drew has gone blonde. The jokes were getting old

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Рік тому +18

      @@tellmewill The jokes were old post-tour. It was funny in the beginning, but like most memes, the laughs can only go so far. Every time they post a new video and someone calls them by the wrong name, I just roll my eyes. I can't help but think "is that really so important in comparison to the video? is this really all you can say?". The unoriginality reminds me of that dark period of youtube comment sections from 2018-2021 where every fucking comment on every fucking video was just a quote from the video. Also Drew's blond hair looks fucking amazing with his glasses I'm not gonna lie lmao

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Рік тому

      @@user-ro7kh7rd1o Yes of course! Basically there has been a long-standing "joke" within Drew Gooden's and Danny Gonzalez's combined community (they are good friends); the joke itself being that they are the same person. Both Drew and Danny are ex-viners, they have brown hair and blue eyes, they have hot blonde wives, and they both do commentary videos. A few years ago it was actually such a popular joke that Drew and Danny went on a comedy tour together, called the "We Are Two Different People Tour" (and they travelled with another mutual friend of theirs, Kurtis Conner). They even collaborated to make a song in order to promote the tour!
      That being said, while that was funny years ago, it's not relevant these days and it's kind of a worn-out joke. And, like you said, new viewers have a harder time picking up on the joke. It's very dated and old by this point, so it really does take a lot of digging to understand it. I don't blame you for not knowing.
      If you want to learn more about Danny and Kurtis, I recommend you check out Drew's collaboration videos where he is with Danny and Kurtis. Some of them are even from when all three of them were on tour, so you can kind of begin to understand where this all comes from.
      Sorry for the long comment but I hope that explains it well enough! Good luck to you, I hope you enjoy more of their videos. :)

    • @tarotsushima3332
      @tarotsushima3332 Рік тому

      ​@@user-ro7kh7rd1oThere's another creator Drew collabs with called Danny Gonzalez who makes similarly styled videos that people kept joking were the same person that Drew and Danny played along for a bit. Basically the other commentors are saying the joke's worn thin

    • @super_alpha_jess
      @super_alpha_jess Рік тому +4

      @@user-ro7kh7rd1oanother creator called danny gonzalez was commonly "confused" with drew because of their similiar appereance so they made a song together about it and went on tour with eachother and kurtis conner.

  • @jigglycarollo805
    @jigglycarollo805 2 роки тому +77

    12:29 I just love how without question, it was immediately "Good game." like they just battled eachother in this.

  • @hannsvii
    @hannsvii Рік тому +21

    The irony of this being recommended to me only a week or so after Starfeild gets released

  • @NathanS__
    @NathanS__ 2 роки тому +184

    Holy shit the ending busted my gut. Bro-hugging your wife, a news segment outro and then questioning it.
    Hilarious

  • @rwolfheart6580
    @rwolfheart6580 2 роки тому +494

    12:30 killed me. Doing a bro hug with your wife is truly relationship goals.

  • @myusernamegoeshere90
    @myusernamegoeshere90 2 роки тому +718

    I can’t believe you made me spend the whole video expecting a Hello Fresh sponsorship just to pull the rug under me like this, Drew

    • @changednamelit
      @changednamelit 2 роки тому +55

      I mean he does pull a reference to HelloFresh by mentioning food that you can order to cook at home, but i dont think he was allowed to say the name bc he's being sponsored

    • @Chuckpeeto
      @Chuckpeeto 2 роки тому +22

      He literally said in the beginning that it was sponsored by google domains lol

    • @Chuckpeeto
      @Chuckpeeto 2 роки тому +1

      @@changednamelit nah don't think that's it because domains only sponsored a portion of the video, not the whole thing so they can't control what he says in the rest of the video

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 2 роки тому +10

      I was expecting either Hello Fresh or Square Space.

    • @PixelSheepYT
      @PixelSheepYT 2 роки тому

      Hello fresh “ I’m I a joke to you”

  • @Jenner_IIC
    @Jenner_IIC 2 роки тому +850

    I have to admit the squares are... Weirdly aesthetically pleasing. I don't imagine ever eating them for a prolonged period of time at home, but if it was like a thing in gimmick restaurant and it was quality ingredients and freshly made, I would probably go there every other week to have my squares.

    • @lini0024
      @lini0024 2 роки тому +112

      yeah it reminds me of really fancy places where every serving is like a singular bite and super done up for no reason. Like if they were garnished and put on fancy plate I could be convinced but on their own they look a little dystopian

    • @Jhud69
      @Jhud69 Рік тому +50

      There used to be a place with healthy instant ramen in Japan where you got to choose freeze dried toppings that were all cubes which reminds me of that. You got to choose your noodles, soup base and vegetable cubes and then take your custom ramen cups home. Genuinely cool.

    • @133thefallen
      @133thefallen Рік тому +4

      The only square food I’ll eat is a Wendy’s burger.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Рік тому +16

      @@lini0024 "done up for no reason" as if incredible, well-trained professional chefs aren't making food for the love of it 💀
      It does seem silly at a glance, but chefs in fancy restaurants get paid well for a reason. Also, the tiny food is often served as part of multiple courses, not just the one. So not only are you going to be full by the end of your 13 different tiny dishes, but you get to view the food as art, too. It's basically dinner and a show, mixed with amazing cooking and the potential to try something new.
      Not trying to seem too worked up about it, but then again I can't really help it because I'm really passionate about cooking and art lol. I really respect the culinary world and the years of mastery that goes into it.

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@nomoretwitterhandles as do i but it just doesnt seem worth it whatsoever to me

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 2 роки тому +702

    If they did make a square food restaurant, you KNOW it would be called Qube.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 Рік тому +16

      Pronounced the same as Quibi

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Рік тому +1

      ​@@tjenadonn6158and probably just as successful!

  • @slenderguy2342
    @slenderguy2342 2 роки тому +190

    It’s like those sci-fi movies when they have to eat from a cafeteria in a space station and they have to eat gross cubed, versions of normal foods.

    • @CherryCruller96
      @CherryCruller96 2 роки тому +2

      Or soylent green. Turns out it’s people.

  • @jeixs
    @jeixs 10 місяців тому +11

    This feels like a depressing vision of what future food would be like the type you see in cyberpunk that seem sketchy

    • @odioalospoopers
      @odioalospoopers 8 місяців тому +1

      starfield has this exact concept as their form of mass produced franchised fast food

  • @BradGreer
    @BradGreer 2 роки тому +105

    The ending bit pretending this was a local news fluff piece was funny, but I've honestly been pretty impressed with Drew's journalistic integrity for a while now. So many of these junk products are propped up by paid/gifted reviews, so there's a legitimate public service aspect to honest evaluations. Thanks Drew!

  • @averagejoe77_
    @averagejoe77_ 2 роки тому +92

    Drew: My life is in your hands Vivian.
    *five seconds later*
    Drew: gives squares to Amanda.

  • @Dragondude2525
    @Dragondude2525 2 роки тому +337

    It’s giving Jamie Oliver showing kids how chicken nuggets are made and they say ew gross but when they see the nuggets at the end they’re like mmmmm yum. It’s very that energy.

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace Рік тому +26

      To be fair... I watched one of my ex coworkers MAKE chicken nuggets once, and it is truly disgusting....
      But she was AMAZING at making nuggies. I'd pay good money for her nuggies... Actually, just before I left, she made me a whole 5 pc app, and... I cherish the memory of eating it. The spices were so on point... But watching the process was hard.

    • @Vextonomy
      @Vextonomy Рік тому +3

      square

    • @esprit101
      @esprit101 Рік тому +8

      I mean yeah, Jamie Oliver has been criticised for this bit for years. If you think about it, he's basically complaining about using every part of the animal and making actually tasty food out of it.
      Folding ideas has a great video about his crusade against "yucky food".

  • @hapcot
    @hapcot Рік тому +16

    This company was just ahead of its time. They walked so Chunks could run

  • @yoongiverse.
    @yoongiverse. 2 роки тому +399

    Every time Amanda is in a video you know it’s going to be a banger

  • @tommis95
    @tommis95 2 роки тому +660

    The size of that fork had me chuckling for longer than anyone would expect

    • @EmiliaLanders
      @EmiliaLanders 2 роки тому +17

      3 hours?

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk Рік тому +14

      @@EmiliaLandershe’s still laughing. Pray for him

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv Рік тому +3

      once i laughed for 30 minutes straight and i do mean that fully i had NO breaks and by the end i was fainting and was suffocating because i was laughing so hard. it was because of the cop falling down slide video. i couldn't stop laughing i almost actually died

  • @callerunknown
    @callerunknown 2 роки тому +175

    Tysm for the captions!! It's always really nice when UA-camrs take the time to put good captions on their videos

  • @carolineyippie
    @carolineyippie 6 місяців тому +7

    i’ve been in a cycle of watching only a few videos over and over every day and this is one of them I love it! I agree with amanda I love the squares they’re so cute!

    • @horizonhunterTraf
      @horizonhunterTraf 5 місяців тому +2

      glad to know i'm not the only one going through those cycles every once in a while 😅

    • @carolineyippie
      @carolineyippie 5 місяців тому +2

      @@horizonhunterTraf hahahaa glad to know you exist too

  • @sixtytwo.
    @sixtytwo. 2 роки тому +344

    Amanda is such a natural comedic talent.

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 2 роки тому +3

      She DID start out as a viner

  • @topotondo828
    @topotondo828 2 роки тому +146

    Three square meals a day now has a new meaning

  • @LarryLovesThis
    @LarryLovesThis 2 роки тому +817

    Drew is the only content creator that makes sponsorship breaks watchable and enjoyable. Literally I never skip them, but I do for every other creator.

  • @notquitebeats
    @notquitebeats 10 місяців тому +25

    "We ate squares" Has got to be the most hillariously blunt title

  • @josheaster1547
    @josheaster1547 2 роки тому +306

    Drew and Amanda are both so sweet. I hope they grow old together.

    • @GeddyRC
      @GeddyRC 2 роки тому +190

      Well they certainly ain’t going to grow younger together so that about narrows it down

    • @imafreakize
      @imafreakize 2 роки тому +139

      @@GeddyRC I hope they rapidly age 60 years together

    • @drewisgooden
      @drewisgooden  2 роки тому +385

      that's the plan!

    • @maush.
      @maush. 2 роки тому +32

      I hope time still works for them!

    • @lerikhkl
      @lerikhkl 2 роки тому +4

      I mean they are sort of contractually obliged to stay together.

  • @hayleecouts792
    @hayleecouts792 2 роки тому +656

    Drew’s the only UA-camr that I don’t skip the sponsers of because he even makes that entertaining

    • @henrycook1474
      @henrycook1474 2 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @rafaelmoreno6331
      @rafaelmoreno6331 2 роки тому +5

      Will you still watch its sponsors when one of them is established titles

    • @gorgeluis
      @gorgeluis 2 роки тому +15

      The Nordveepeen ads from Internet Historian are legendary too

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen 2 роки тому +10

      People say this exact same thing on so many UA-camrs videos. All the damn time. They say it on every one of Jaime French's videos. And I believe them because she's very funny and creative. But I still skip them.

    • @bakerboat4572
      @bakerboat4572 2 роки тому +4

      Internet Historian is equally entertaining and original in his ad spots.

  • @BlockGamerREAL
    @BlockGamerREAL 2 роки тому +367

    Please make Amanda say “Hey guy” in the next one, it would be very comical.

    • @taratih
      @taratih 2 роки тому +18

      If this were a petition i would sign this

    • @simplicityd8703
      @simplicityd8703 2 роки тому +7

      Square

  • @jobonkers
    @jobonkers 13 днів тому +1

    Half of my attention during the taste test was taken up by Amanda's outfit matching the colours of the food. Impeccable choice

  • @jenh101
    @jenh101 2 роки тому +486

    I think what we’ve learned here is that it’s probably a good thing that Amanda doesn’t do the buying for these videos. The level of influence that flashy presentation seems to have on her here is unexpected. She always seems so level headed 😂

  • @AwildTheoAppears
    @AwildTheoAppears 2 роки тому +80

    I love that Amanda’s husband finally got out that well and is being included on the channel again

  • @klimp856
    @klimp856 2 роки тому +173

    I love how the customer service helper called it the "secret" sauce and then proceeded to say what was in the sauce

    • @BankruptMonkey
      @BankruptMonkey Рік тому +20

      If you don't have food allergies you are supposed to blind yourself so you can't see that, if you do have food allergies you can read it though

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 7 місяців тому +8

    This feels like a 70s dystopian movie meal supplement or some wall-e shit.

  • @EbbermanEmily
    @EbbermanEmily 2 роки тому +89

    Married couples that act like homies are my favorite. The bro hug after having a meal is so funny

  • @vixy2321
    @vixy2321 2 роки тому +62

    9:05
    I love drew and amandas relationship so much! They are so perfect omg 😭

  • @slowcat-j
    @slowcat-j 2 роки тому +322

    We missed Amanda. Thank you for taking her back

    • @frogueThief
      @frogueThief 2 роки тому +23

      Lol why did you phrase it like they broke up and drew decided to give it another go 😅

    • @RAE_1023
      @RAE_1023 2 роки тому +85

      I think because she was in Afghanistan for so long people think they broke up

    • @bigclitenergy
      @bigclitenergy 2 роки тому +18

      @@RAE_1023 Amanda has stated that joke makes her uncomfortable

    • @Marie-qi2ki
      @Marie-qi2ki 2 роки тому +7

      thank you amanda for taking drew back*

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 2 роки тому +2

      @@bigclitenergy I mean its not like shes gonna see this comment