It needed just a dash of chinese, french, jewish, british, and black man stereotypes, to reach peak power. "Even i would buy this!"-jewish guy "No one ordered egg fo yung around here"-british guy when the chinese guy approaches "I gonna get as fat as Big Jigga if i keep eating the watermelon pizza"-Jamal
I’m convinced this started as some kind of pizza themed porno but at some point they thought it’d be easier to market as a normal movie so they just cut the sex scenes but kept the innuendos and foot stuff
@@marink7332 for me it’s that there are so many pizza themed pornos out there it’s an expected trope 💀😂 why’d we do that. Why is there an era of human porn history where “pizza with extra sausage” had a vice grip on our collective nutt Like it’s not even that good of a joke-
I always thought that Hayden was just such a dedicated actor that he really just burnt himself to a crisp and lost his limbs just for the sake of the movie. Glad to see he’s still alive but disappointed to know that he’s not as dedicated to star wars as I had thought
Fun fact: in the rain soccer scene when he and Emma Roberts almost kiss, you can see Hayden Christensen’s black hair dye running down the back of his neck and his forehead
"She pretty much just gets drunk and eats pizza the whole the time and things work out for her" oh okay so when she does it things are great but when i do it i'm a dissapointment, i see how it is
I found out that Hayden Christensen and Rose Bilson allegedly broke up due to his flirting with Emma Roberts on this movie. I literally came back just to comment that, it's blowing my mind that this movie could play a significant role in anyone life.
Theory: This movie was written in 2005 but the script got lost behind Hayden Christensen’s couch until he moved in 2018 and he picked up the script, brushed the dust off and thought “Finally, an excuse to practice my Italian accent”
i love that idea of an accurate weed spike scene. Just everybody in the restaurant eating the pizza and being like "yo this pizza is so good" and ordering more pizza
That would actually be a hilarious and clever twist. The rival family thinks putting weed in the pizza will sabotage them, but it ends up making them more money, because the stoned customers order even more pizza
Maybe it was a veiled small dick joke. She said 'little' pretty menacingly. So maybe she meant 'nothing ever changes' like 'that shit still ain't get more than 3 inches and you're not a teenager anymore'? IDK, it's weird.
“To say this movie is as cheesy as the pizza that appears in practically every frame of it is something of a compliment. That's because cheese is awesome and cheesy pizza is doubly awesome. This film is not.” - a Rotten Tomatoes review I found
The "sassy black woman" is named Quancetia Hamilton and she lived on my street when I was growing up and her nephew was one of my brother's good childhood friends. She was in quite of few local Toronto films (ex. Doomstown) and we'd always yell, "there's *so-and-so's* aunt!" every time we saw her on tv. Man, I haven't thought of her in years so this was a very pleasant surprise!
Spiking your nemesis' pizza sauce with weed, is the worst idea ever! Sales are going to go through the roof, everyone will be ordering/eating more pizza when the munchies kick in
The film was pretty bad, but wow, those pizzas sure know how to act like pizza! So natural, so cheesy, lovely square boxes, you can tell they went all out for the main cast. Shame all the back up actors/actoresses ruin this masterpiece.
Curry is actually really good in Italian food. Italian and Indian flavor pallets usually pair together pretty nicely. Also what year is it that we’re pretending that curry smells bad? Curry is delicious. But it’s also just weird bc putting curry in like a tomato sauce is… pretty normal. That aside, distasteful/racist joke but probably slightly less-so than…. the normalization of sexual assault and drugging people unconsentually. Big yikes.
i was thinking about the curry thing recently because my partner is from Germany and currywurst (sausage with curried tomato sauce) is an extremely common fast food over there. racist AND poorly researched! fun!
Funny story, one of my former co-workers was an extra in the scene where everyone is high and going crazy in the restaurant. He threw a paper airplane and it flew directly into Hayden Christensen's eye and they had to stop the scene. Fortunately, nobody knew it was him and he lived to tell me that story 2 years later.
I live in Toronto and I met Emma Roberts while she was filming Little Italy. And as I talked to her and took a photo with her, I looked around the set and there was just pizza everywhere. Everywhere. The place reeked of pizza sauce. I didn’t understand why there was so much pizza. Now I know
As an Italian, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. My name is Luca Di Movero and I live with my Nonna and my entire extended family in a small town where we’ve owned a pizza restaurant for the past 17 generations. I’ve actually never had any food other then pizza and spaghetti. My great-grandfather was a mobster or something (this is true, according to the ‘official’ thing it was a ‘card game gone wrong’ but we all have doubts) and I go to church every Sunday and bless the pasta water when I cook. Everyone in my family is either a cook at the family restaurant or a mob boss. There is no in between.
As an Italian I totally agree. My dad and brother are mobsters and shoot spaghetti at people everyday. The spaghetti mafia life is strong in my small town made of pizza. In here we just breathe carbs, speak with our hands and sing Pavarotti everyday before dinner (while shooting at people obv).
“There’s a reason it’s called Little Italy, because in this little section of Canada there’s a large group of people coming from a rich Italian heritage thus causing a boom in Italian based business and traditions being celebrated city wide.”
You know it's a bad movie when theres an airport kissing scene and when everyone at the airport (that doesn't know the main characters) somehow cares about them being together.
At the time it opened, the subway system here ran a station that connected both lines 1 and 2 called Lower Bay. The TTC closed it after 6 months because it confused too many passengers, and these days they usually use it for storage or testing new tiles and signs, and rent it out to movies and TV shows that are filming a scene set in say New York. Any given scene you have that's set in an American subway, it was probably filmed there.
Toronto is so commonly used as a stand-in for New York that even this movie, which is actually set in Toronto, still uses a New York taxi at 12:35, presumably because the movie prop company in Toronto doesn't even have even a single Toronto taxi. Meanwhile they have numerous New York cabs, which you can see on their lot in Downsview Park
@@OntarioTrafficMan you joke, but the framing in that scene cracked me up completely. A Beck cab takes up a quarter of the right side of the screen. It's got the Ontario licence plate and everything. How hard is it to move the camera?
They had a bingo card of stereotypes. If they got gays in, they'd have a full house They have italian, Indian, sassy black woman, british, they really went to town with unnecessary stereotyping
@@snarkysmile but at the same time.. not everybody watching the movie is Indian. it stereotypes the only Indian in the movie, pushing the idea that "haha its because thats the accent! they sound like this!!!" to people who may not know shit abt Indian culture.
They're supposed to be childhood friends but Hayden Christensen is 10 years older than Emma Roberts. He's closer in age to Alyssa Milano, who's playing her mum. That kind of thing annoys me lol
I hate in how movies like this the ' girl groups ' are like OBSESSED with each other's love lives. As if that's apparently that's all women talk about? I guess they don't have lives outside of that? I don't why that bothers me so much but it does.
It's the same with me and groups of blokes in films like this. Apparently all men talk about is how they slammed the hot blonde last night over bud lights (god I hate American cinema), when in reality the last thing I talked about with friends was seafood.
Literally only talk about my friends' love lives when something big happens like starting dating someone or getting married otherwise we mostly talk about food
Also, can we talk about the fact that when the two are kids, they seem to be about the same age, yet Hayden is ten years older than Emma and you can very much see it?
Yes I am god is a good man 3rd man and a man and a man of the lord God is a God is a God of the lord God of God of the people who are hope for you are not funny or u don't know it but you have a good understanding and you have a great sense and respect and respect for the people you are in and you are not the only one who is this playable on the other side of the lord God is not a man or woman that ain't so only that ain't no way you will not have the courage and respect that God of you are to have a true meaning in your blow that ain't the world that is the best way for him and the people that he is not in love with him and you have to have him in your mind
Che pretendi da un film che parla di immigrati che vivono in Canada/usa/... da generazioni. Mi fa mori quando sta gente si definisce italiana, quando l'unica cosa che hanno in comune con un italiano medio e il fatto che gli piace la pizza
@@ellaena98 vabbè ma questa roba è stata scritta da qualcuno che non sa niente di Italia. Ho avuto due colleghe italocanadesi e non avevano nulla a che fare con sti personaggi.
i think the worse part about this entire thing is that this movie was RECOMMENDED to them. meaning that someone watched this movie and liked it so much to spread the news about it.
I don't know if this is a fun fact but I have really fond memories of me and my late mother watching this awful movie and having a blast. It may suck but I'll always be grateful to be able to look back on Anakin's Pizza Adventure and smile. Especially the ladder scene, where we both realised after most of the movie, at the exact same time that this man was in fact Hayden Christensen, the Anakin Skywalker, to which I just turned to her and said "I ate them... I ate them all... Not just the pizza. But the pasta. And the calzones too... I ate them!!"
imagine being the actors forced to shoot all five hundred scenes that inexplicably involve characters eating pizza. over and over again. desperately trying to maintain your shitty italian accent and pound out those ad lib dialogue exchanges whilst chowing down on some lukewarm pie. your jaw hurts. you start to taste the salt of the production team's palm sweat because this is the ninth take and these pizzas definitely changed at least eight hands before reaching set. the flaccid crust so tough yet so incongruously soggy. the rubbery processed cheese the props department spritzed down with water to make it prettier for the camera. the congealing store-bought no name tomato sauce that hits your tastebuds in exactly the wrong way every single time. you take a bite in between lines and are only able to taste the single, wrinkled basil leaf they added so it looked like a home cooked pizza... ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
@@eliza1498 LOL. I actually worked on the set of this movie. They had so much pizza that they just let the crew members eat it whenever they wanted. I can honestly say that like 1/4 of the budget was spent on pizza alone. there are certain days when I'm hungry and I think back to that pizza and get really frustrated -- it was honestly the best fucking pizza I have ever had in my life. I took it for granted and just ate it because it was there, so I never cared to ask where it was from. But Donald Petrie knew that there were going to be a lot of pizza scenes, so he made sure to have the best pizza in the world on set. I have actually dreamed about this pizza at night, not even joking. The flavor was so unbelievable that your mouth would actually drool while eating it. It was almost like not eating for 3 days and then getting to bite into this stuff, your salivary glands went into overdrive. The flavor was soooo _full_ and perfectly salty, and you could taste every single ingredient -- the subtle olive oil in the cheese-stuffed crust, with the slight pesto aftertaste, and some incredibly fresh greens on top that had a crisp bite to them, with savory meaty umami flavors dripping with a bacony melted three-cheese bite that was absolutely orgasmic. I think about that fucking pizza so often and I've tried so hard to backtrack and figure out where it was from. I would do anything for a chance to taste it one more time. It was not only the best pizza I've ever had, it was actually the best _food_ I've ever had. Nothing has ever come close, and that fucks with me every time I think I'm going to eat something good.
Hayden Christensen's only good movie was Shattered Glass because he played the role perfectly since he is a fraud, just like the vast majority of Gen Z and every "woman" to ever appear on The Bachelor.
Oh hey, I missed this video when it came out. I was an extra in this movie, but my scene didn't make it into the final cut. My mom went to see it and was very disappointing. I was paid to eat gelato. It was bad because it was like 2 hours straight of eating more and more gelato.
@@sci_pain3409 It's insane. Everytime they do another take they would take away what we had and replace it with a fresh bowl of gelato too, so at least we didn't eat as much as there were takes, but man we ate at least 2 litres (1/2 a gallon) of shitty gelato, lol
Saanvi Srivastava thanks for educating me! My family is part Italian and I guess that explains why my brother is constantly eating whole pizzas in one sitting
@@gracealyssa28 No problem :) Glad to educate the Italians who have strayed from their glorious Italian heritage and have begun to eat *-shudder-* other foods. (You can never be too careful on the Internet. This is a joke, guys. Repeat after me: this. Is. A. Joke.)
Well in Greek and Latin there are many different words for love and specific types of love which is where the western languages including English originate from. So I think it's pretty debatable to say love isn't words, even in modern culture the word love has many different meanings. So yeah I guess it is one word. But only in English because we're lazy to make new words and specify nuances with our words.
@@Shortymack420 "the western languages" do not come from [Ancient] Greek and Latin. Some of them do, but many of them don't (and by "western", I'm assuming you mean central and western European). "Love" in particular has nothing to do with Greek or Latin. It is of Germanic origin. You have to go back all the way to proto-Indo-European to link those.
As a person who has been living in Little Italy in Toronto for 23 years, it's changing all the time, Emma's line "know there's a reason why they call it Little Italy, because no ever changes here" is incredibly confusing
I've watched this video so many times. Little Italy feels vaguely familiar, like something my mom would watch on her computer when I was little and she wanted to watch a "naughty" movie. Also Drew and Amanda's takes on the movie are hilarious.
Hayden Christensen isn't a bad actor, the writers just f**k him up. The "I don't like sand" scene sound so genuine when he delivered the line. And when Padme told Anakin she was pregnant, Anakin's facial expressions go through a rollercoaster of emotions, which is proof that Hayden Christensen can act.
@@miinziiiiiii at the time, there was a lot of backlash for the prequels. Kinda hilarious that most people didn’t appreciate them until we got the train wrecks that were the last few movies
I’ve watched this video a million times but I’m making pizza for dinner and am also painfully depressed so this is gonna soak my brain in serotonin, thank you Drew.
The wildest thing about this movie to me is that Andrew Phung (Hayden's Asian BFF) is actually an award winning critically acclaimed actor for his work on Kim's Convenience. He's legitimately funny and seeing him in movies like this drain my life force.
I assumed this movie was written by out of touch white guys but lo and behold, it's two indians and an italian that wrote it. So they used good Asian actors and gave them terrible roles anyways. Like what in the hell (I love kims convenience too!)
Ugh, THIS guy is back?
what guy
@@swmj drew, on amanda's channel
what’s up guy
Ugh ikr? Such a clout chaser 🙄
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I thought she was gonna say; "There's a reason they call it Little Italy" and then look down at his pants and leave.
this joke would honestly make the movie 20 times better
same, and then she said something that made zero sense.
THAT has to be my favorite missed opportunity in a screenplay of all time. 😂😂
That would have been the best line in cinematic history
HAHaHAHAHaHAHAHA
This movie actually went "then everyone clapped"
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge oh wow I actually didn't know this! I always thought Tumblr posts were just wanting to fake things so bad
Brad Knapp cool
The Tumblr brats are shaking
i am the 1.2K'th like thank you and you're welcome, please clap
LackLuster *claps aggressively* Yaaaaaayyy
This movie even has the stereotypical "and then everybody clapped" scene I'm -
It's like a that happened story.
AJ Phaneuf *nugget*
im- not gonna finish the sentence cause putting a “-“ at the end of a sentence makes better, even though i know it doesnt-
@@oikawaponyo6591 Nugget agrees.
It needed just a dash of chinese, french, jewish, british, and black man stereotypes, to reach peak power. "Even i would buy this!"-jewish guy
"No one ordered egg fo yung around here"-british guy when the chinese guy approaches
"I gonna get as fat as Big Jigga if i keep eating the watermelon pizza"-Jamal
I’m convinced this started as some kind of pizza themed porno but at some point they thought it’d be easier to market as a normal movie so they just cut the sex scenes but kept the innuendos and foot stuff
The sex scenes better be on the DVD release
idk why fucking "pizza themed porno" has me cackling
wouldnt be the first time hayden was in a barely-disguised porno
@@marink7332 It’s a funny line, ofc it has you cackling 🤣
@@marink7332 for me it’s that there are so many pizza themed pornos out there it’s an expected trope 💀😂 why’d we do that. Why is there an era of human porn history where “pizza with extra sausage” had a vice grip on our collective nutt
Like it’s not even that good of a joke-
the fact this film was 2 years ago, and not when both actors were starting out baffles me
olive ye I was so confused, these are established actors. How could they go through with this script
Nna Oranuba and low salary
@@nnao6535 money
when i watched it the other day i thought it was a 2015 movie 💀💀
For real, I kinda understand Hayden but Emma Roberts?
I always thought that Hayden was just such a dedicated actor that he really just burnt himself to a crisp and lost his limbs just for the sake of the movie. Glad to see he’s still alive but disappointed to know that he’s not as dedicated to star wars as I had thought
Nah he just got REALLY good prosthetics and a LOT of skin grafts
Kyle Atkins-Weltman obviously.
Glad to see him staring blankly into the pizza oven after all that fire... I know the PTSD must have been rough.
Aidan Souder I’m just proud of him that he’s no longer scared of the hit Disney XD children’s tv show: kick buttowski: suburban daredevil
No, he just had a limb and hair transplant, which is why he doesn't have that curly Revenge of the Sith hair anymore
There’s a reason they call us “Little Stinkers.” It’s because nothing ever changes around here.
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What if I take a shower
@@DarkShadic9632 then you'll still be a little stinker bc you didn't brush your tongue
Fun fact: in the rain soccer scene when he and Emma Roberts almost kiss, you can see Hayden Christensen’s black hair dye running down the back of his neck and his forehead
I was wondering wtf that was
When does that happen cause I can't see it?
@@Mel-lb3zo in the rain soccer scene
Time stamp?
@@kaylen6492 at 7:46 you can see a bit
"If Hayden Christensen brought me a pizza, there'd be two different sausages I'd be sucking on"
Amanda control your man
I heard that right after I read this.
nice pfp! ll-//
akjsjstdshb 😂😩
*careful Drew your bi-curious is showing*
I-
"She pretty much just gets drunk and eats pizza the whole the time and things work out for her" oh okay so when she does it things are great but when i do it i'm a dissapointment, i see how it is
hahahahah self deprecating joke ahhahahaha i also have depression and i’m so quirky ahhahahahahah
@@masterblocker1426 are you okay
UwU Bite Me Bitch hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha no
@@masterblocker1426 good talk
You’re missing the secret ingredient: being crazy hot.
I live in Toronto. Little Italy isn't a town, it's a small neighbourhood and nothing like this has ever happened. ever. not even one time. ever.
CIAOOOOO
cheese
I have Italian parents, and I don’t think they’ve ever made pizza while at their house
No shit
Corra Gem impossible
I love how they cast two of the least Italian-looking leads I've ever seen
Well Hayden Christensen’s mom is part Italian but Emma roberts isn’t as far as I’m aware
they could have casted me, I would have done this movie, I'm italian looking and my last name is extremely italian
And who are 10 years apart but supposedly grew up together
I want my italian leads to be oozing ancient rome from their pores
Hayden Christensen: “I don’t like pizza. It’s flimsy, sticky, and greasy. And it gets everywhere.”
Yes
NYES
And then he murders all those who live on the pizza by they kidnapped his Italian mother
I guess they never had NY pizza
I hate it when he does that
“He sounds like if spaghetti could talk” Damn, why was that so accurate
Will Da Pensive Penguin Dood r/rareinsults
It was. 😂😂😂
And it’s like stale old spaghetti you put in the microwave but it’s still cold
The mom "She left for the Aero port!
That part got me 😂
I forgot how funny Amanda's husband was. Kinda wish he would do UA-cam too.
I know! Dannys great!
Haha what an original comment and not at all on every video she’s in.
@@mr.chicken2723 of course it is it's a running joke with him and his fans
Natalie I didn’t know sorry but it doesn’t make any funnier
Mr. chicken wow, you’re probably a Danny stan even though Amanda is the funny one :/
I found out that Hayden Christensen and Rose Bilson allegedly broke up due to his flirting with Emma Roberts on this movie. I literally came back just to comment that, it's blowing my mind that this movie could play a significant role in anyone life.
Damn imagine losing your relationship because of Little Italy
Really, that's why he & Rachel Bilson seperated?
@@jdnaz1288Allegedly Rachel found texts between Hayden and Emma Roberts so yeah. The timing of the break up checks out too.
i literaly just found that out today and came back to this video lol!!
Which is hilarious, because they have no chemistry on screen.
Theory: This movie was written in 2005 but the script got lost behind Hayden Christensen’s couch until he moved in 2018 and he picked up the script, brushed the dust off and thought “Finally, an excuse to practice my Italian accent”
Yeah, there's no way that that's two years ago.
“Finally an excuse to ask a man if his hand is on my ass”
“Becaus-a of-a Obi-Wan
What do you mean, “theory”? That’s LITERALLY what happened.
“Finally, an excuse to be sexually harassed”
this movie is sterotyped like a Disney channel sitcom
It must be a Parody i cant belive that's a real Movie and where did the 8Mill goes ? Pizza ?
As an italian, I'm actually surprised that they never eat pasta
Inriek _ thank you oml
or risotto
sembra non abbiano mai incontrato una persona italiana
Or actual focaccia
Or actual pizza I'd say
Cant believe Hayden was so chill around all the fire in the pizza oven. Didnt work out so well last time...
This is like a non-Christmas themed Hallmark movie
Its a pizza-themed one
🤣
Wait was yes
This comment is underrated
You didn’t know they had those?? There are tons of non Christmas hallmark movies, most are like this
"So if their grandparents got married, then now they are technically cousins."
Its just Star Wars being Star wars....
Poor Hayden can’t escape it.
It's a movie about family
rise of skywalker tease ✨
This feels familiar
I take offense to that.
i like how he says “i’m not sponsored by pizza”, not a specific company. Just, Pizza
Pizza
Pizza
AND THE SPONSOR OF TODAYS VIDEO IS PIZZA
And then keeps the pizza image on screen, as if it’s a picture.
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I can confirm that my grandpa (an Italian who immigrated to the US in the 50s) started facing oppression again after this movie released.
“If Hayden Christiansen brought ME pizza? There’d be TWO different sausages I’D be sucking on” LMAO I LOST IT
SAME.
Y'all telling me this boy is straight? Bitch please
I-
I understand the joke but who sucks on their pizza to consume it...
Retardicus ...you mean you don’t?
I love when movies -normalize sexual harrasment- have a lot of pizza.
tommy brb getting my ass groped by a cop
UwU}}}}Lord{{ like if the plot in the beginning just never ended
You could say that they are a bit cheesy 🙃
frrr im puking
bro normalize shutting the fuck up lmao, movie is cringe doe
ITS OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE THIN CRUST
You underestimate my pizza
You were supposed to the destroy the pineapple not put it on the pizza!
From my point of view, the pepperoni is evil!
ANAKIN
stop panicking
Jesus has a planakin
Don’t underestimate the power of the pineapple side
i love that idea of an accurate weed spike scene. Just everybody in the restaurant eating the pizza and being like "yo this pizza is so good" and ordering more pizza
That would actually be a hilarious and clever twist. The rival family thinks putting weed in the pizza will sabotage them, but it ends up making them more money, because the stoned customers order even more pizza
for real wouldn’t everyone be chill and have the munchies?? thats like the perfect environment for a pizza place
Don't tell anybody but he secretly loves watching these movies
you got your comment liked by Danny, good job
@Grace now he’s truly greg
Grace lol wrong channel it's Kurtis not Danny
@@knashboi3914 omg I can't believe he forgot the extra greeting
@grace yeah this is kurtis
"That's why they call it little Italy, because it never changes"
What does that even mean
I literally screen recorded that part of the trailer so i could figure out if anyone i knew could make sense of it. No luck
Little minded? Like close minded? I honestly have no clue
Maybe it was a veiled small dick joke. She said 'little' pretty menacingly. So maybe she meant 'nothing ever changes' like 'that shit still ain't get more than 3 inches and you're not a teenager anymore'? IDK, it's weird.
I took it as it so small that nothing ever has changed. Like how small towns are always the same. It’s a weird way of saying though 😄
im thinking something along the lines of this: little as in little kid. kids are young. little Italy never changes. thats just my way of seeing it
Puting weed in your rival's pizzas sounds like the worst idea. All those stoned people will get the muchies and only buy more of your rival's pizzas.
Right
UNDERRATED
It's like fentanyl, but funny!
tbh yeah
Also illegal.
Amanda calling the soccer goal a hoop is my level of athleticism
“To say this movie is as cheesy as the pizza that appears in practically every frame of it is something of a compliment. That's because cheese is awesome and cheesy pizza is doubly awesome. This film is not.”
- a Rotten Tomatoes review I found
Peak literature
Poetic
This sounds like a Drew review lol
I want to like this but it has 666 likes
Cheese is fucking gross
The "sassy black woman" is named Quancetia Hamilton and she lived on my street when I was growing up and her nephew was one of my brother's good childhood friends. She was in quite of few local Toronto films (ex. Doomstown) and we'd always yell, "there's *so-and-so's* aunt!" every time we saw her on tv. Man, I haven't thought of her in years so this was a very pleasant surprise!
edna rad aww that’s awesome!!
That’s so cool
I thought this was gonna be a very shitty joke but it was a delightful tid bit. That's so cool
That's dope
Yess a fellow Torontonian! 🇨🇦
this movie seems like it was written, directed, edited and performed by sims.
this is the perfect description
oh my god it all makes sense now
Yes that's it. You solved it.
Sims could do better.
@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 Don't be hard on them some things probably got lost in the english translation.
Spiking your nemesis' pizza sauce with weed, is the worst idea ever! Sales are going to go through the roof, everyone will be ordering/eating more pizza when the munchies kick in
there's literally a pizza place/dispensary in my town lmao
I want a Romeo and Juliette movie where all the characters are 1000% more Italian and the Montagues and Capulets are opposing pizza joints
How has that not been done yet? I bet you it has
@@propogandalf Yeah, it's called Little Italy
(jk jk lol)
It's been done and it's called Pizza My Heart and it's terrible and amazing
Oh my god that title is glorious
Boy do I have a movie for you
“I like to move it move it is not the anthem of high people” is probably the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard
amelia zerbe certainly not weed high. Cocaine on the other hand...👀
this comment has 420 likes i cant like it
amelia zerbe just from that scene alone you can tell that no one in the making of that movie have never been high
Lmao I’m more of a Tom Petty kinda stoner
You mean "i like to move it move it is the anthem of high people" ?
The film was pretty bad, but wow, those pizzas sure know how to act like pizza! So natural, so cheesy, lovely square boxes, you can tell they went all out for the main cast. Shame all the back up actors/actoresses ruin this masterpiece.
@DINA KNIFATI No. it’s actor-esses now.
Oscar deserving performances by the pizzas for sure
I saw a behind the scenes where the pizza was being nice. They weren't too needy or mean. They were pretty nice.
the movie was amazing
@@pokaay3163 has a much better ring to it right?😅😅
Curry is actually really good in Italian food. Italian and Indian flavor pallets usually pair together pretty nicely.
Also what year is it that we’re pretending that curry smells bad? Curry is delicious. But it’s also just weird bc putting curry in like a tomato sauce is… pretty normal.
That aside, distasteful/racist joke but probably slightly less-so than…. the normalization of sexual assault and drugging people unconsentually.
Big yikes.
Yeah some people cook tomatoes into curry sometimes
My aunt adds curry to her bolognese sauce sometimes and it tastes amazing
i was thinking about the curry thing recently because my partner is from Germany and currywurst (sausage with curried tomato sauce) is an extremely common fast food over there. racist AND poorly researched! fun!
esp funny bc curry powder is a british invention n not used in traditional indian cooking
There are lots of Indian curries that are tomato based.
Funny story, one of my former co-workers was an extra in the scene where everyone is high and going crazy in the restaurant. He threw a paper airplane and it flew directly into Hayden Christensen's eye and they had to stop the scene. Fortunately, nobody knew it was him and he lived to tell me that story 2 years later.
lmao
Omg 🤣
I got a few jobs as npcs when I was younger and I can confirm stuff like this happens a lot.
He had the high ground all along
🤣🤣🤣💀
i’m so glad amanda’s husband made an appearance
yeah this guy is pretty funny!
Maybe he should have a UA-cam channel. What do you guys think?
Kshitij Kumar nah, he couldn’t handle it
she's married ?
what do you mean that IS amanda
I live in Toronto and I met Emma Roberts while she was filming Little Italy. And as I talked to her and took a photo with her, I looked around the set and there was just pizza everywhere. Everywhere. The place reeked of pizza sauce. I didn’t understand why there was so much pizza. Now I know
tomate
Apocaloptigon this comment is confusing but also makes sense
What was she like?
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This Adventure Family no
Why does he in the poster look like he's just thinking, "boy, what have I gotten myself into" but also like he can see through my clothing.
As an Italian, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. My name is Luca Di Movero and I live with my Nonna and my entire extended family in a small town where we’ve owned a pizza restaurant for the past 17 generations. I’ve actually never had any food other then pizza and spaghetti. My great-grandfather was a mobster or something (this is true, according to the ‘official’ thing it was a ‘card game gone wrong’ but we all have doubts) and I go to church every Sunday and bless the pasta water when I cook. Everyone in my family is either a cook at the family restaurant or a mob boss. There is no in between.
having only pizza and spaghetti seem like a very bad diet
You had me 😹 until I read the last line
Wait I thought spaghetti didnt exist? I've lived in Italy my whole life and I thought there only was pizza?
Non potevate dirmelo prima?
As an Italian I totally agree. My dad and brother are mobsters and shoot spaghetti at people everyday. The spaghetti mafia life is strong in my small town made of pizza. In here we just breathe carbs, speak with our hands and sing Pavarotti everyday before dinner (while shooting at people obv).
I'm guessing you're a mob boss since you have a fake name: (Eve Isom)
This movie seems like if someone forced the actual production of one of Michael Scott’s movies
Nah, Threat Level Midnight is a classic that deserves a Dundie. idk wtf this is
THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT
Michael Mangesi I screamed
yoo_csaba
That’s extremely accurate
“There’s a reason it’s called Little Italy, because in this little section of Canada there’s a large group of people coming from a rich Italian heritage thus causing a boom in Italian based business and traditions being celebrated city wide.”
You know it's a bad movie when theres an airport kissing scene and when everyone at the airport (that doesn't know the main characters) somehow cares about them being together.
Toronto is often used in the film industry as a substitute for NYC becuase film permits are much less expensive
nyc is filled to the brink with people 100% of the time I don't even know when a director would have time to film
At the time it opened, the subway system here ran a station that connected both lines 1 and 2 called Lower Bay. The TTC closed it after 6 months because it confused too many passengers, and these days they usually use it for storage or testing new tiles and signs, and rent it out to movies and TV shows that are filming a scene set in say New York. Any given scene you have that's set in an American subway, it was probably filmed there.
Toronto is so commonly used as a stand-in for New York that even this movie, which is actually set in Toronto, still uses a New York taxi at 12:35, presumably because the movie prop company in Toronto doesn't even have even a single Toronto taxi.
Meanwhile they have numerous New York cabs, which you can see on their lot in Downsview Park
@@OntarioTrafficMan you joke, but the framing in that scene cracked me up completely. A Beck cab takes up a quarter of the right side of the screen. It's got the Ontario licence plate and everything. How hard is it to move the camera?
@@andrewduong2740 Yeah it's pretty hilarious that the other car in the shot is an ACTUAL Toronto taxi
This feels like a lele pons skit but instead of Latina it’s Italian
Oh my god, that's it
Beni Iviara latina italian latalian latiinaa
"Did I mention I'm ITALIAN?!"
Ur pfp is cool, I kinda wanna draw it ._.
Beni Iviara IT’S BECAUSE I’M ITALIAN
The Gorden Ramsey memes made me nauseous. I can't believe a movie would use irl memes and claim it as original jokes. That's so. weird.
The scariest thing about it is there's no technical copyright law being broken. So, they got away with it.
Black panther
tbh i don’t think it was too bad. it can be an hommage u know
Just lazy
"I saw in the hologram Anakin...eating pizza and playing soccer with younglings"
😂 wonderful comment
" But they had the Indian charecter say it so it's not racist"
Big bang theory jokes in a nutshell
Emily in Paris in a nutshell
@@JK-yj7cg being french isn’t a race 💀
(And btw the Chinese lady is played by a Korean actor)
When you like the Big Bang Theory-
@@Dakerappur The Big Bang Theory is actually funny, it's better than all of the other sitcoms after it
Can we talk about how this movie managed to bash indians... when indians has literally nothing to do with the plot
They had a bingo card of stereotypes. If they got gays in, they'd have a full house
They have italian, Indian, sassy black woman, british, they really went to town with unnecessary stereotyping
@roan I've not seen the full movie, I don't intend to either lol
the movie was produced and written by Vinay Virmani. an indian. but ok sure it’s racist lmao
HECK their race doesn’t make a movie less racist...
@@snarkysmile but at the same time.. not everybody watching the movie is Indian. it stereotypes the only Indian in the movie, pushing the idea that "haha its because thats the accent! they sound like this!!!" to people who may not know shit abt Indian culture.
I knew he was broke but man I never thought Anakin would do this sort of thing
He was the chosen one!
@@crabken4969 He's going down a path we cannot follow...
You have the high ground.
C’mon guys I think we’re under estimating his power a little don’t you think?
Hello There!
The replay of the "going in for the kiss" scene had me laughing out loud 7:45
They're supposed to be childhood friends but Hayden Christensen is 10 years older than Emma Roberts. He's closer in age to Alyssa Milano, who's playing her mum. That kind of thing annoys me lol
Ophélie oh yeah I forgot to mention that.. so weird lol
Probably bc they always have to make the girl "hotter" by having a younger actress. At least that's how most of these movies go for some reason
Hayden Christensen is used to roles where there’s a significant age gap between he and his love interest
It was just a normal childhood friendship between a 10 year old and a 20 year old 😁
It doesn't only annoy me it disgusts me, women are not allowed to fucking age
“I have the high ground, nicky” literally made me wheeze laugh. why is no one talking about this part lol
yeah i actually almost died hearing this joke
I just fucking lost it after that joke XD
It’s over Nicky, I have the high ground!
omg same bahahahahahaha
Same especially with their bad British accents lmao 😂
Blonde Emma Roberts wouldn't have done this.
yeah she would have ran a sorority where everybody gets murdered
@@thankunext5602 And would have named everyone Chanel
@@shiannafoxx and participate in a Dare death-game
Thank,u next and beat her boyfriend 😬
yeah brunette Emma wouldn't have the guts to do any of that she would probably get sent to boarding school in England by her dad
I laughed so hard at the "there's a reason they call it Little Italy... cause nothing changes around here" LOOOOOOOOL
that’s emma roberts for you 😂😂
"I love your accent! Is that Italian?"
"No. Spaghetti."
I somehow read this as, "I love your accent! Is that accent?"
Sorry, I don’t speak Italian.
Plot twist: She's actually flying to London, Ontario and will be back later that day
Why would anyone voluntarily go to London Ontario 😝
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOOD
LMFAO
I-
That would be... great.
I hate in how movies like this the ' girl groups ' are like OBSESSED with each other's love lives. As if that's apparently that's all women talk about? I guess they don't have lives outside of that? I don't why that bothers me so much but it does.
It's the same with me and groups of blokes in films like this. Apparently all men talk about is how they slammed the hot blonde last night over bud lights (god I hate American cinema), when in reality the last thing I talked about with friends was seafood.
benanderson89 I dunno if it’s specifically American cinema. Maybe you the just watching *bad* American cinema. Like this
It bothers me too, like I hate that like ew
Literally only talk about my friends' love lives when something big happens like starting dating someone or getting married otherwise we mostly talk about food
#failingthebechdeltest
You know how some people have UA-cam videos that they replay sometimes as a comfort video? This is one of mine lol.
Also, can we talk about the fact that when the two are kids, they seem to be about the same age, yet Hayden is ten years older than Emma and you can very much see it?
Maja like the movies kurtis has talked about lol
Yeah in the poster he definitely does not look the same age as Emma
It's all the pizza
It's Padmé with Anakin all over again
I hate when movies cast like 40 year olds and try to tell you they’re 20. Why not cast one of the million talented 20 year old actors?
Me: Oh lol this mid 2000s movie should be a fun mess
Drew: "This came out 2 years ago"
Me: "2 WHAT"
2 years. He literally said it.
ObliviousToTheJoke i believe you are missing the point of the joke, which makes sense, considering your name
Yes I am god is a good man 3rd man and a man and a man of the lord God is a God is a God of the lord God of God of the people who are hope for you are not funny or u don't know it but you have a good understanding and you have a great sense and respect and respect for the people you are in and you are not the only one who is this playable on the other side of the lord God is not a man or woman that ain't so only that ain't no way you will not have the courage and respect that God of you are to have a true meaning in your blow that ain't the world that is the best way for him and the people that he is not in love with him and you have to have him in your mind
Same reaction
@@oblivioustothejoke7261 it's a joke he knows its 2 years ago
I’m speaking for all Italians when I say we don’t claim this movie.
Che pretendi da un film che parla di immigrati che vivono in Canada/usa/... da generazioni. Mi fa mori quando sta gente si definisce italiana, quando l'unica cosa che hanno in comune con un italiano medio e il fatto che gli piace la pizza
ellaena98 😂😂^
@@ellaena98 veramente 🙄
But boy, was it hilarious to watch.
I wonder if it's beend dubbed in Italian: if so, I can promise everyone either sounds Sicilian or from Naples. 😂
@@ellaena98 vabbè ma questa roba è stata scritta da qualcuno che non sa niente di Italia. Ho avuto due colleghe italocanadesi e non avevano nulla a che fare con sti personaggi.
13:36 “I have the high ground Nikki” is one of the best jokes in the video 😭🙏
i think the worse part about this entire thing is that this movie was RECOMMENDED to them. meaning that someone watched this movie and liked it so much to spread the news about it.
my dearest hope is that their friend recommended it because it's just that horrible
I think their friend knew he made commentary, and that's why they recommended it
It could be one of those "hey u heard you liked garbage movies, wanna see one I found?"
I recommended this movie called “Black Hole” or something, just because it was awful and on Disney Plus
Could also be that it was so bad that they had to recommend it to someone else
wow I'm so glad Amanda is finally back from Afganistan
I thought she died there?
@@namelastname766 no she went on her own rogue side mission
@@MiyaMam948 ooooohhh
@The Black Crayon Nah, that was Laura, I thought.
@The Black Crayon They're two different people
I was actually surprised when he said it came out 2 years ago, it looks like the hottest romcom of 2004
I don't know if this is a fun fact but I have really fond memories of me and my late mother watching this awful movie and having a blast. It may suck but I'll always be grateful to be able to look back on Anakin's Pizza Adventure and smile. Especially the ladder scene, where we both realised after most of the movie, at the exact same time that this man was in fact Hayden Christensen, the Anakin Skywalker, to which I just turned to her and said
"I ate them... I ate them all... Not just the pizza. But the pasta. And the calzones too... I ate them!!"
"CoWs aRe SACRAD IN 🇮🇳 InDia" his accent is literally so stereotypical
That's the fucking tela-marketing voice
I wonder if anyone actually has an accent like that.
It literally is the "your computer has virus" meme but a poorly written character
my absolute dumbass read that as cows are scared in India and I kept having to re-read it.
@@animallover5843 Have you ever received a scam call?
I’m an Italian and all of this is true. We all speak in Canadian English with terrible Italian accents.
My Italian grandma is exactly like that
Yeah😃😃
The funniest part is how you can tell the pizzas are all room temperature due to all the closeups displaying the coagulation of the sauce.
imagine being the actors forced to shoot all five hundred scenes that inexplicably involve characters eating pizza. over and over again. desperately trying to maintain your shitty italian accent and pound out those ad lib dialogue exchanges whilst chowing down on some lukewarm pie. your jaw hurts. you start to taste the salt of the production team's palm sweat because this is the ninth take and these pizzas definitely changed at least eight hands before reaching set. the flaccid crust so tough yet so incongruously soggy. the rubbery processed cheese the props department spritzed down with water to make it prettier for the camera. the congealing store-bought no name tomato sauce that hits your tastebuds in exactly the wrong way every single time. you take a bite in between lines and are only able to taste the single, wrinkled basil leaf they added so it looked like a home cooked pizza...
... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
@@eliza1498 I honestly feel bad for the actors. So much pizza, so little care.
@@eliza1498 mmmmmmmmm
Good eye!
@@eliza1498 LOL. I actually worked on the set of this movie. They had so much pizza that they just let the crew members eat it whenever they wanted. I can honestly say that like 1/4 of the budget was spent on pizza alone. there are certain days when I'm hungry and I think back to that pizza and get really frustrated -- it was honestly the best fucking pizza I have ever had in my life. I took it for granted and just ate it because it was there, so I never cared to ask where it was from. But Donald Petrie knew that there were going to be a lot of pizza scenes, so he made sure to have the best pizza in the world on set.
I have actually dreamed about this pizza at night, not even joking. The flavor was so unbelievable that your mouth would actually drool while eating it. It was almost like not eating for 3 days and then getting to bite into this stuff, your salivary glands went into overdrive. The flavor was soooo _full_ and perfectly salty, and you could taste every single ingredient -- the subtle olive oil in the cheese-stuffed crust, with the slight pesto aftertaste, and some incredibly fresh greens on top that had a crisp bite to them, with savory meaty umami flavors dripping with a bacony melted three-cheese bite that was absolutely orgasmic. I think about that fucking pizza so often and I've tried so hard to backtrack and figure out where it was from. I would do anything for a chance to taste it one more time. It was not only the best pizza I've ever had, it was actually the best _food_ I've ever had. Nothing has ever come close, and that fucks with me every time I think I'm going to eat something good.
I like the videos where Amanda's husband features the most. He should make his own channel
Hayden Christensen is so Italian in this movie that he sounds like Yogi Bear, and I don't even think Yogi Bear is Italian
Ay boo boo
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Hayden Christensen's only good movie was Shattered Glass because he played the role perfectly since he is a fraud, just like the vast majority of Gen Z and every "woman" to ever appear on The Bachelor.
@@RobbieStacks90 who hurt you bud
@@emiliagladwell9691 I'm in the business of exposing people. I know the truth hurts.
Oh hey, I missed this video when it came out.
I was an extra in this movie, but my scene didn't make it into the final cut. My mom went to see it and was very disappointing.
I was paid to eat gelato. It was bad because it was like 2 hours straight of eating more and more gelato.
this just made me realise the pain actors that have to eat in a film go through
@@sci_pain3409 It's insane. Everytime they do another take they would take away what we had and replace it with a fresh bowl of gelato too, so at least we didn't eat as much as there were takes, but man we ate at least 2 litres (1/2 a gallon) of shitty gelato, lol
oml you're literally so lucky,did you ever get to meet Emma Roberts cause I used to have the biggest crush on her when I loved American Horror Story
Man imagine being an actor in that movie I don’t think they’ll ever be able to look at pizza again
why was that bad
"I have the high ground Nicky"
Why is no one talking about that liNE THAT WAS SO GOOD
I read this as soon as he said that 😆
I was dying at that line
You underestimate my pizza!😂
This killed me
I died
This video has probably made more money and probably has more views than the actual movie does at this point I bet.
Hey i heard this weird rumor that Italians eat more than pizza???
Hypothetical. It's just rumor. All Italians eat 24/7/365 is pizza. There is no "other food."
Saanvi Srivastava thanks for educating me! My family is part Italian and I guess that explains why my brother is constantly eating whole pizzas in one sitting
@@gracealyssa28 No problem :) Glad to educate the Italians who have strayed from their glorious Italian heritage and have begun to eat *-shudder-* other foods.
(You can never be too careful on the Internet. This is a joke, guys. Repeat after me: this. Is. A. Joke.)
Sounds fake but ok
Fake!
“love isn’t words! Its one word” underrated joke.
Well in Greek and Latin there are many different words for love and specific types of love which is where the western languages including English originate from. So I think it's pretty debatable to say love isn't words, even in modern culture the word love has many different meanings. So yeah I guess it is one word. But only in English because we're lazy to make new words and specify nuances with our words.
@@Shortymack420 we thank you, shorty mack
@@Shortymack420 oh can it
@@Shortymack420 "the western languages" do not come from [Ancient] Greek and Latin. Some of them do, but many of them don't (and by "western", I'm assuming you mean central and western European). "Love" in particular has nothing to do with Greek or Latin. It is of Germanic origin. You have to go back all the way to proto-Indo-European to link those.
Ikr?? That is a phenomenal joke
“You were the chosen one Nikki, you were supposed to bring balance to Little Italy, not leave it in darkness!”.
This is the best thing I have seen omg XD
"Ia hatea youa"
Nikki: i eat you!!
😂
@@starsaregrrreat your my brother nikki
I don't love you.
As a Canadian citizen since birth, I can verify that we all, do in fact, have italian accents.
I concur
I just want Drew to know I used this video in my film class to discuss stereotypes and got a 100%
i want to hear this presentation
@@CyclingUrchin same !
Awesome!
I am now interested in this presentation
please give us the Google drive link to the presentation I need it
As a person who has been living in Little Italy in Toronto for 23 years, it's changing all the time, Emma's line "know there's a reason why they call it Little Italy, because no ever changes here" is incredibly confusing
The whole movie is confusing, especially if you've lived in Toronto lol
i've been to toronto (or rather a few small sections of it) and it's like the busiest damn place ever, what's she on about?
Is one of the changes is that more people are sick than usual?
I literally had to pause and sit there in confused silence for a minute.
“there’s a reason they call it little italy. it’s not big italy”
this commentary set-up with Amanda is rly cute I'm into it
coinre _ it is her channel now so...
You mean commentary set-up with Drew, right?
Totally!😂
Why would Amanda set up a commentary with herself
Honestly, the best part of this video is the shots, where Drew Gooden and his wife are just so perfectly in sync, and that is just so wholesome. :)
You have to appreciate how they stereotype every race. That’s so inclusive and thoughtful.
“Imagine, if you will, a person.”
Um... *sweats profusely*
@Studio Autio oh, that's a lot better. thanks.
I haven't seen those in years... sh-
I glitched and literally envisioned Robert De Niro
Week 4 of quarantine alone be like.
@Studio Autio How do I do the legs?
Hayden sounds like he’s doing a bad Andrew Garfield impression
omg he does
looks like too
@@zhdyak7134 no
sounds like andree in the spiderman movies
Omg he does sound like he's doing a bad andrew Garfield impression I can totally see that
I've watched this video so many times. Little Italy feels vaguely familiar, like something my mom would watch on her computer when I was little and she wanted to watch a "naughty" movie. Also Drew and Amanda's takes on the movie are hilarious.
Hayden Christensen isn't a bad actor, the writers just f**k him up. The "I don't like sand" scene sound so genuine when he delivered the line. And when Padme told Anakin she was pregnant, Anakin's facial expressions go through a rollercoaster of emotions, which is proof that Hayden Christensen can act.
I definitely agree!!
@@norashang that's awesome! I hope he does too
True
Nora Shang why’d he get blacklisted?
@@miinziiiiiii at the time, there was a lot of backlash for the prequels. Kinda hilarious that most people didn’t appreciate them until we got the train wrecks that were the last few movies
I feel like Emma’s line should have been something along the lines of “ There’s a reason they call it Little Italy. No one ever makes it big”
Congratulations you just spent time & effort for that. I hope that was satisfying 😂
I like your version.
or just "there's a reason they call it little italy. it's like italy but if it was little"
seems a bit more on par with the movie's stupidity
There's a reason they call it Little Italy. The weather's always cloudy.
There's a reason they call it Little Italy. I wish my Dad loved me.
Hayden’s character would be played by Noah centineo if it was made today
Idk two years ago seems like 'today' enough for me
It was two years ago
imagine lmao those who like noah centineo have no taste.
@Montan yeah I got that lol just saying I can't believe other people actually like him, to stress op's point haha
You afraid you might get
*WET*
I’ve watched this video a million times but I’m making pizza for dinner and am also painfully depressed so this is gonna soak my brain in serotonin, thank you Drew.
_"If Hayden Christensen brought me pizza, there'll two different sausages I'll be sucking on"_ - Drew Gooden, 2020
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"If Hayden Christian-San brought me some pizza, there'd be two different sausages I'd be suckin' on" god tier
I can't tell if he intentionally pronounced Christensen as Christian-San or not. Sounds like an anime character or something
@@bridgetoneill9684 hayden christiansenpai uwu
@@bridgetoneill9684 I sincerely hope it was an accident bc that makes it 100x funnier
The wildest thing about this movie to me is that Andrew Phung (Hayden's Asian BFF) is actually an award winning critically acclaimed actor for his work on Kim's Convenience. He's legitimately funny and seeing him in movies like this drain my life force.
Alesandria Mentari KIMCHEEEEE
I love Kimchee omg
Literally I saw him, like what is he doing in this film when he's such a good actor 😂
I assumed this movie was written by out of touch white guys but lo and behold, it's two indians and an italian that wrote it. So they used good Asian actors and gave them terrible roles anyways. Like what in the hell (I love kims convenience too!)
karen m hhhhhhhhhh