TF2: Reviewing Workshop Items (July 2024)

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  • Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
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  • @simplyforever
    @simplyforever Місяць тому +377

    Hi! Creator of Flak Furnished here, i feel super dishonest in how i presented my warpaint. What i did was select the best of the best seeds to showcase it, and i feel i couldve showcased it better, i plan to make a v2 later down the line that fixes some of those issues. I love that you love it but i hate that its not all that it seems 😭

  • @TheDeathMedic
    @TheDeathMedic Місяць тому +254

    >starts the stream with "shalom"
    >immediately suggests the most vile actions one could do on the Internet
    What did Zesty mean by this, chat?

    • @darkomilosevic1659
      @darkomilosevic1659 Місяць тому +120

      >Tobey Maguire becomes evil
      >answers the phone with "shalom"
      Exactly what did Sam Reimi mean by this?

    • @TheDeathMedic
      @TheDeathMedic Місяць тому +32

      @@darkomilosevic1659 Is there a lore reason?

    • @bananashoplifter3440
      @bananashoplifter3440 Місяць тому +19

      ​@@TheDeathMedicgotta check the item descriptions to get that lore

    • @soundbreaker8174
      @soundbreaker8174 Місяць тому +2

      which general was this discussed on

    • @TheDeathMedic
      @TheDeathMedic Місяць тому

      @@soundbreaker8174 /tf2g/

  • @Pogi820.
    @Pogi820. Місяць тому +38

    List of items in the stream:
    0:00 - Introduction
    5:45 - Funko Pop slander
    11:36 - Opening the floodgates
    13:15 - Highland's Hipster
    13:52 - Warzone warpaint
    17:50 - Avalanche Assault warpaint
    19:55 - Sharpshooter warpaint
    21:24 - The Caped Cremator
    23:55 - Machine Forged warpaint
    26:56 - The Gambler
    28:18 - Backdraft Blocker
    28:26 - Fire Guard Garb
    29:34 - Fire Marshal
    29:45 - Invisible Flame
    30:17 - Scorched Earth Stompers
    31:07 - Classic Colors warpaint
    33:02 - Nobody unusual effect
    34:21 - Rhino weapon model
    36:29 - Lunar Cycles warpaint
    37:17 - Live Wired warpaint
    39:02 - Secret Signal
    40:04 - Snake Eye
    40:31 - Sizzling unusual effect
    42:05 - Civil Servant
    42:54 - Dystopian Duster
    44:19 - The Extinguished Gentlemann
    46:49 - Ipanema's Touch warpaint
    47:02 - Team Casted warpaint
    48:24 - thoughts on people saying Richter lied?
    52:49 - back to Team Casted warpaint (maybe)
    54:27 - Slacker's Slacks
    55:51 - Fluorescent Fauna unusual effect
    56:26 - Vampire's Vest
    58:02 - Low Roller's warpaint
    59:17 - Mann at Work
    59:22 - The Greaser's Do
    1:00:14 - Builders Boilersuit
    1:00:26 - Emergency Flares
    1:00:34 - Zesty using Train of Thought
    1:02:00 - Godfather warpaint
    1:04:59 - Muenster Hunter
    1:05:03 - Mr. Death
    1:05:43 - The Grill O'Wisp
    1:06:52 - Boom Bandit
    1:07:07 - Bombslinger
    1:07:16 - Triage Service
    1:07:52 - Le Mann's warpaint
    1:09:52 - The Gooner
    1:10:05 - Dogsbody
    1:10:24 - Busy Ruffian
    1:11:17 - The Cloud Chaser
    1:12:33 - Airborne Array warpaint
    1:14:31 - Crochet Raccoon
    1:15:13 - The Well Wisher
    1:16:02 - Groovy V2 warpaint
    1:19:21 - Coastal Camo warpaint
    1:20:51 - The Bluffer-Fish weapon model
    1:22:46 - The Mad Viper of Teufort
    1:22:53 - Soul Patch
    1:23:47 - Every
    1:24:20 - Creeper in the Bush
    1:24:31 - Caretaker weapon model
    1:24:40 - Cover Cutter weapon model
    1:24:52 - Cap of Covertness
    1:25:09 - Weapon reskins question
    1:28:08 - Cape of Concealment
    1:28:28 - Skibidi Scout
    1:29:35 - The Freudian Slip
    1:30:00 - Woodchipper warpaint
    1:30:45 - War is Health
    1:31:45 - Overhaul of Gen 1-3 unusual effects
    1:34:43 - Patriotic Pride
    1:35:35 - Purple Range MK. II warpaint
    1:39:35 - Deadshot Duster
    1:42:04 - Badlands Rebel custom skin
    1:44:32 - Richard Rat Cap
    1:45:45 - Amber Fortress unusual effect
    1:48:29 - Sleeper Agent warpaint
    1:51:25 - Father Figure
    1:51:41 - Royal Arms warpaint
    1:53:03 - Mini warpaint + CAT
    1:55:41 - Crisis Averted warpaint
    1:57:04 - Decent Druid
    1:58:23 - Pride Patched v3 warpaint
    1:59:33 - Lemoned Crab unusual effect
    2:00:49 - Mushroomancer
    2:01:18 - High Society Suit
    2:03:29 - The salvador
    2:04:25 - Funny Giff
    2:05:11 - Bubbly Bliss unusual effect
    2:05:25 - Human Wrecking Ball
    2:05:58 - Crepe Beret
    2:07:12 - Urban Warflair
    2:07:20 - Fully Fledged Fro
    2:08:08 - Camo Coveralls
    2:08:44 - Über Moustache
    2:09:15 - if valve poll quick play or casual what community choose
    2:10:12 - Mistress Of The Mist
    2:11:01 - Jubilant Jumper warpaint
    2:12:07 - Community HUD Fixes
    2:12:27 - The Wild Weaves
    2:13:25 - Light House warpaint
    2:14:28 - Iron Ranger warpaint
    2:16:21 - Gamma Greased
    2:18:51 - Flak Furnished
    2:20:02 - Private Predecessor
    2:20:43 - Casualty Countdown
    2:21:01 - Pixel Peepers
    2:21:47 - Armored Snake v2
    2:21:57 - Stomping Assassin v2
    2:23:14 - Gaelic Goon
    2:25:01 - Well Traveled warpaint
    2:27:59 - Ion Meter warpaint
    2:28:52 - beefy Belt
    2:28:55 - Mann of the People
    2:29:54 - Frames of Chronic and Sustained Cruelty
    2:30:12 - Prohibition Physician
    2:30:47 - The Cold Coat
    2:34:22 - warpaint creation contest
    2:35:38 - democratic rundown of them
    Warpaints by order: Evening Pulse, Prism Pulse, Tesla Select, Mann Audio, Firewall Breacher, Amplified Aesthetic, Amber Display, Striking Balance V1, Lava Liquidator, Gossima, Steamorked, Venerable, Steam Hunter, Backdated, Robo Refined MKII, Broken Record, Corridor Coated, Retrobright, Undercover Tech, Circuit Surge, Striking Balance V2, Death Ray.
    2:44:11 - Broken record warpaint feedback
    2:48:39 - Speed of Sound
    - You've reached the end!
    (the number of workshop streams went up a bunch)
    (should document or at least ease up the navigation process)
    Have a nice day.

  • @maskofthedragon
    @maskofthedragon Місяць тому +103

    It's sucks, that Valve will never update warpaints to allow work shoppers to do more with them

    • @CoolSs
      @CoolSs Місяць тому +23

      -first thing to do, get rid off the wear system and make it instead as style.
      -add more strange stats clocks for higher tiers.
      warpaint got too much of random element to it. worse then hats.

    • @thebreadbringer
      @thebreadbringer Місяць тому +4

      @@CoolSs I agree. It just adds too many variables to be reasonably tradeable.

    • @back4bread
      @back4bread Місяць тому

      @@CoolSs hah hah, Well-Worn Woodchipper go brrrr

  • @thegreenfather1978
    @thegreenfather1978 Місяць тому +34

    Zesty owns a Cirno Fumo ?
    Based and Fumo pilled.

  • @pog_pyro5728
    @pog_pyro5728 Місяць тому +28

    1:28:54 you know shit got serious when he takes off his glasses

  • @user-sg4ro4ui2k
    @user-sg4ro4ui2k Місяць тому +81

    I wondered why it was privated

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Місяць тому +41

      Same, I looked away and it was over...

    • @lordsickomode
      @lordsickomode Місяць тому +33

      i asked him in the server and it was just because he was uploading it as a video/vod

  • @viket8316
    @viket8316 Місяць тому +35

    33:30 theres a good point there, theres unusuals like smoking and the dimension unusual effects but the heads are still visible even if you cover you head with the smoke is not that intrussive

    • @cipherlock
      @cipherlock Місяць тому +4

      You should never have an unusual that can cover a part of the player’s head, they should only sit on top or behind the head. The only time front-of-face effects would be acceptable is as professional killstreaks, and even then that’s a difficult weight to balance, as this would still obscure too much of the face.

    • @viket8316
      @viket8316 Місяць тому +1

      @@cipherlock i mean i was giving the reason to zesty, mentioning that theres fullhead unusuals (the only full body is confetti) but still despite cover the whole head your head is still fully visible at close and long range

  • @jetstreamsamreal6917
    @jetstreamsamreal6917 Місяць тому +33

    We are balding with this one

    • @ultracummer
      @ultracummer Місяць тому +2

      naurrr bro was jelqing to this for 1 hour and 17 minutes

    • @Lenn869
      @Lenn869 Місяць тому +5

      dont taunt the norwood reaper

  • @m.h.1090
    @m.h.1090 Місяць тому +11

    This dude seems like a great candidate to have a beer with.

  • @velikigospar
    @velikigospar Місяць тому +8

    Zesty doesn't want the cape on Pyro cause it obstructs the fem Pyro's ass.

  • @Anti_Outcast1
    @Anti_Outcast1 Місяць тому +9

    The chiappa is indeed a real revolver

  • @Hotmail47
    @Hotmail47 Місяць тому +36

    Thanks Zesty, love these streams

    • @thebotanist7145
      @thebotanist7145 Місяць тому +4

      Yes. They are certainly something, aren't they?

    • @finalrunner
      @finalrunner Місяць тому +7

      ​@@thebotanist7145 This is actually the most unique form of TF2 content

    • @thebotanist7145
      @thebotanist7145 Місяць тому +11

      @@finalrunner Yep, love the genuine constructive (and sometimes justified destructive) criticism in Zesty's videos. It's so nice to listen to someone who has the BALLS to say something and not flinch/shy out immediatly.

  • @bananashoplifter3440
    @bananashoplifter3440 Місяць тому +71

    Chad fempyro mod VS virgin femboy workslop submission

  • @yaneproduction
    @yaneproduction Місяць тому +21

    you know what else sticks out like a sore thumb? The copilot icon in your task bar

  • @PyraBlitz6969
    @PyraBlitz6969 Місяць тому +10

    The Stomping Assassin looks like guilty gear character design

  • @markhirsch6301
    @markhirsch6301 Місяць тому +13

    Im glad someone like zesty is looking and reviewing these rather than myself, because I'd look at something decently high quality and regardless of how it would fit in TF2 I'd ask for it to be added

  • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
    @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw Місяць тому +6

    44:18 this looks like one of those Garry's Mod combine mods in which the NPCs look nothing like combine soldiers

  • @chicken_nuggy4452
    @chicken_nuggy4452 Місяць тому +9

    Idk if you did it already, since im not in the discord server, but you could put a long cooldown in the links chat so people cannot post multiple things as soon as it opens.

  • @PerryAngel-vq7hp
    @PerryAngel-vq7hp 19 днів тому +4

    anyone who is expert in tf2 sfm,editing,cgi,g mod, or stuff like that, can you pls make an image or a video with TRUMP holding out the dead ringer, for eg. - just like that image where Jesus is resurrected by dead ringer !! pls 😊

  • @MrGrinn228
    @MrGrinn228 17 днів тому +2

    Wake up babe, new update just dropped!

  • @jaedenter
    @jaedenter Місяць тому +5

    17:40 we'll get him next time

  • @JamesWalcher
    @JamesWalcher 23 дні тому

    What do you have against sore thumbs

  • @jetstreamsamreal6917
    @jetstreamsamreal6917 Місяць тому +16

    Im gooning to this rn

  • @LiveseyKnight
    @LiveseyKnight Місяць тому +1

    was the pyro clock hat a reference to those old strawberry clock animations?

    • @EthVortexShield
      @EthVortexShield 20 днів тому

      An homage to the one true king of the portal

  • @ChevalierSilver
    @ChevalierSilver Місяць тому +6

    17:40 pretty sure this guy was joking

  • @theabsolutetrashman3708
    @theabsolutetrashman3708 Місяць тому +11

    Does anyone know the Siivagunner rip at beginning of the stream ?

  • @BreadTeleporter1968
    @BreadTeleporter1968 Місяць тому +1

    The more I look at the stream starting soon image the more I realise how utterly demented it is

  • @The_Raptor
    @The_Raptor 25 днів тому +2

    WOAH THAT PYRO!!!!
    ... man if only my PC wasnt so dogpoop to run that fempyro mod...

  • @JohnSmith-hk1fz
    @JohnSmith-hk1fz Місяць тому +59

    I love how TF2’s “Villain” is also its most handsome tuber 🥲

    • @JAIBADRIVISHAAL
      @JAIBADRIVISHAAL Місяць тому +64

      and healthy , touches grass , goes outdoors , is a geologist , Based Texan , gives best advice to cosmetics and warpaint creators ,, always is honest and brave , gives best suggestions to conserve and preserve tf2's beautiful asthetics and cartoony artstyle and how to save and fix tf2 , does not care if few "people" get angry ,

    • @lordsickomode
      @lordsickomode Місяць тому +43

      i find it funny how his name is "Zesty" but he is the most heterosexual tftuber out there

    • @JohnSmith-hk1fz
      @JohnSmith-hk1fz Місяць тому +15

      @@lordsickomode Maybe it refers to his effect on other men 🤔

    • @judaljudaru477
      @judaljudaru477 Місяць тому

      @@lordsickomode tbh his obsession with overly muscled girl is the gayest thing about him

    • @CoolSs
      @CoolSs Місяць тому +16

      what the lack of soy does to MF:
      also having standards overall help a lot.

  • @theratwholivesinahome4181
    @theratwholivesinahome4181 Місяць тому +1

    I always get a little exited to watch these

  • @EthVortexShield
    @EthVortexShield 20 днів тому +1

    Bro that chatter who said avalanche assault was piss yellow desperately needs to drink more than one glass of water a month

  • @mikonson4091
    @mikonson4091 Місяць тому

    I'd love to see what australium mk.II would look like, having the gold as a secondary color instead.

  • @objectionablycurious
    @objectionablycurious Місяць тому +3

    I know you caught yourself but "irregardless" isn't just redundant. it's plain wrong
    "regardless" already means without regard
    but the ir- prefix means "without" or "not"
    irregardless by definition means THE OPPOSITE of regardless, and you have people who treat them as synonyms.
    Redditors and their consequences have been a disaster for the English language

    • @poymannyng1845
      @poymannyng1845 Місяць тому

      got it, regardful it is

    • @HunterStiles651
      @HunterStiles651 14 днів тому

      No, regardless and irregardless mean the same thing. You forget that English is the most disjointed clustercluck of a language ever known by humans.

  • @GringoEtEva
    @GringoEtEva Місяць тому

    zesty you bad lad >:( at least tell me who won the content, im so interested to know which skin won

  • @Hot_SpicyGrill
    @Hot_SpicyGrill Місяць тому

    It’s nice to know that those one janitor who still works on tf2 memes, were completely true valid.
    I thought they were both part time programmers for tf2, I didn’t know he was a hat guy.

  • @lotion5238
    @lotion5238 Місяць тому

    20:00 the lower quality sniper rifle looks really good, like that sharpshooter thing I would absoluely take in anything less than Mint Condition. Too damn bad UV maps are too hard for Valve to drag into the folder.

  • @moosedog___6372
    @moosedog___6372 Місяць тому +1

    Give engineer the executioner from bo2, shotgun 6 shooter would work for a primary

  • @ilyakoni6887
    @ilyakoni6887 22 дні тому

    groovy v2 1:16:02 reminds me of a pattern and color set in old 90s busses seats. Lots of squiggly lines, funky colors on blue background

  • @mrstudent9125
    @mrstudent9125 Місяць тому +2

    Please review buff the spy video

  • @mrstudent9125
    @mrstudent9125 Місяць тому

    Clock head probably refers to Armageddon clock.

  • @cavie034
    @cavie034 29 днів тому

    animated textures are too much? what about unusuals?

  • @medicfdumbo
    @medicfdumbo Місяць тому

    Warzone war paint would be insane although itd likely be expensive as well :(

  • @sky1army423
    @sky1army423 Місяць тому +1

    "I'm nor offended by it"

  • @ziphy_6471
    @ziphy_6471 Місяць тому +61

    No views in 5 seconds, It's joever

  • @emperorcringe-son4023
    @emperorcringe-son4023 12 днів тому

    1:10:12 he literally has a weapon called the babyface blaster

  • @RoofusRoof19
    @RoofusRoof19 Місяць тому +5

    2:08:44 is my favorite, valve add immediately

  • @WaterBisquitte
    @WaterBisquitte Місяць тому

    17:50 they meant your SCM History, this doesn’t show any of your personal info. They wanted to see if you actually stopped spending money on the game lol

  • @Naulius999
    @Naulius999 Місяць тому +3

    live laugh love

  • @CoolSs
    @CoolSs Місяць тому

    I will be so pissed off if they actually add good contents this summer, cuz summer 2023 is like one of the only good update the past few years, followed by winter 2023 (halloween is trash update as always. thanks Valve.). that being said, we shouldn't reward Valve until it's guarantee that they will treat us well.
    Tho i been waiting for Command Center warpaint so long, i'll be so mad if it get added, it's great skin i wanted.

  • @michalvrabec454
    @michalvrabec454 4 дні тому

    we need meme taunts

  • @MelonBoi
    @MelonBoi 6 днів тому

    The difference between a game like Fortnite and Roblox ist that yes many people make shitty purely brainrot maps on both platforms but in the Fortnite community, nobody over 6 would touch those with a 10ft pole. Also Epic games has added meme skins and cosmetics, but never something that could even resemble brainrot.

  • @HuisOma
    @HuisOma 29 днів тому +1

    Le Mann James

  • @jackknoxartz5853
    @jackknoxartz5853 Місяць тому

    U like trains?

  • @owca0578
    @owca0578 Місяць тому +7

    2:20:48 r/UnexpectedLimbus

  • @zombiepiratewizardninjaskull06
    @zombiepiratewizardninjaskull06 3 години тому

    1:57:08 2 Mello 😮

  • @StormTrooperEX
    @StormTrooperEX Місяць тому

    bottom shelf mega gun😂

  • @MBP1918
    @MBP1918 Місяць тому

    🤯

  • @mrstudent9125
    @mrstudent9125 Місяць тому

    39:20 TFC Spy

  • @jetstreamsamreal6917
    @jetstreamsamreal6917 Місяць тому +2

    We agree

  • @manbehindthedesk43
    @manbehindthedesk43 11 днів тому

    hey i wanted to ask how do we submit workshop items for Zesty to see? i recently created a warpaint and i want an actual review on it and not people just being nice to me

  • @toxic_shr00m
    @toxic_shr00m 6 днів тому

    1:58:24
    I feel like people are going to see this and call you homophobic lol. Like nah you can support the LGBT and not make TF2 look like shit. LGBT person here btw don't hit me with that "you're homophobic" either.

  • @Mariko_8
    @Mariko_8 29 днів тому +2

    I agree with a lot of his criticisms but sometimes Zesty talks like an old geezer. We can't have updated effects because they would look better than ancient dino poop, like WHAT?? I'm all for preserving artstyle but visual updates would not hurt the game at all.

    • @trunguss
      @trunguss 26 днів тому +6

      Visual updates are fine. Whether or not said visual updates are good is another thing.
      There are mutliple reasons not to do use those updated effects:
      - Value of said effects would likely change
      - They just don't look like they belong in TF2. As Zesty said, the old effects still adhere to the game's overall aesthetic for the most part. Newer effects and these updated effects really like to be dazzling and sparkling.
      Also I just don't see how the old unusuals look ancient. They look good. The only one I think could do with an improvement is the circling peace sign.

    • @cringe_bread6531
      @cringe_bread6531 25 днів тому +1

      @@trungussit would only look good if tf2 got a graphical update like cs2. Otherwise it would look weird

  • @TKsh1
    @TKsh1 Місяць тому +1

    1:29:40 Zesty, I'm watching your stream, why are you trying not to laugh? Bro, that's disrespectful as shit, bro.

  • @tubgold
    @tubgold Місяць тому

    H

  • @zeldies1976
    @zeldies1976 Місяць тому +1

    I feel like i have to go against the grain here and say that most criticisms of Funko Pops is misguided because it comes from the soy/consoomer memes. However, you need to also consider their place in the collectible figures market.
    They are inexpensive and still have lots of franchises to choose from.
    If we take tf2 figures as an example you can pay hundreds for a single Neca figure or a fraction of that for one or more Funko Pops even though scalpers are holding both types of figures hostage at the moment.
    That being said i don't understand why people get so many of them since they are supposed to be cheap. Maybe they want to fill their wall like maxmoefoe did but i think that this looks tacky.

    • @joshua0333
      @joshua0333 Місяць тому +14

      SOY !!!!

    • @Genuline
      @Genuline Місяць тому +6

      guess what the neca figures look good & funko pops look like shit, I'd pay double a scalpers ransom for a mint tf2 neca figure than ever own a funko pop

  • @tellinbellin4434
    @tellinbellin4434 Місяць тому +3

    I remember that i really do think he originally wasn't very...helpful in his critiques which i see he has changed but i just don't personally agree with tastes and i honestly hope tf2 tries to provide something for everybody

    • @lazyvector
      @lazyvector Місяць тому +56

      Providing something for everybody is a sure way to create product for nobody.

    • @finalrunner
      @finalrunner Місяць тому +40

      If you don't like TF2, just play another game. Its aesthetics are yet to be matched by another game, so instead of preserving it, why should we bring it down to the level of other games?

    • @CoolSs
      @CoolSs Місяць тому +26

      @@lazyvector the modern entertainment industry summed up perfectly.

    • @reallyahuman
      @reallyahuman Місяць тому +16

      everything for everybody makes nothing for anybody

    • @thegreenfather1978
      @thegreenfather1978 Місяць тому +14

      Average Fumo enjoyer VS average mass media slop fan.