I know you didn't ask me, but to that chat user who asked "what's the coolest thing you threw in the trash?" Since Zesty couldn't answer I will. This was when I was working as the donation attendant at the Salvation Army store, actually on my first or second day on the job. Someone brought in an original Magnavox Odyssey, in the original box, along with the gun accessory and a few other extra bits to it. When I asked my supervisor what we should do with it he said "throw it away, nobody will buy this". Being a fan of gaming history I wanted to steal it for myself, but being so new there (and being young at the time) I didn't have the confidence or courage to hide it somewhere and take it home. So we put it in the trash. I still remember looking down in that bin longingly at it. Had it been later in my career there I would have stolen it (for some reason they didn't let us buy things from the store without a long hassle and paperwork). I still regret that to this day. Also fun fact: probably about 60-75% of what you donate to the SA is thrown in the trash.
It's not an issue that there's too many taunts it that they arent taunts they are dances, emotes and chairs. Make taunts great again let us bully eachother in game again
@ColonelKlink1965 I mean don't get me wrong I enjoy the seat emotes but the game does need more actual taunt taunts to balance things out so it doesn't just sink to fortnite levels crap
Now I want a "down low, too slow" partner taunt where it's the opposite of the high five taunt, but the mercs pull away and do like a laugh at the other person after they miss
17:35 They say this would be a better fit for the engineer but honestly in terms of looks and silhouette I think it fits sniper better. Especially since *he's* the sharp-shooter of TF2.
I disagree with the idea that they shouldn't add a Scout cowboy set just because he doesn't have cowboy themes. Soldier and Demo have nothing to do with cowboys either and they both got cowboy cosmetics that look jut fine, hell Sniper gets a TON of cowboy stuff just because of his default hat and not because of his character. The general setting of the game being the badlands and the brown-ish color palette lends itself really well to cowboy cosmetics honestly.
I think it is weird that the weapons that spin (the Minigun and the syringe gun) didn't got a High Roller's decorated skin. I think the casino theme fits both of them.
Man I got a 3 hour drive ahead of me...and I was all caught up on my "30 year old weeb bitches about digital cosmetics" videos. BUT THE MOUSTACHED JESUS GIFTS US YET AGAIN.
I feel like Zesty should focus on Cosmetics way more. Not only do I find watching him review those more interesting, but we aren't getting any new warpaints as of late, so I don't see the point in 75% of the vod being that.
I remember playing tf2 when spells were added. But for some reason I missed my opportunity to get one. Honestly at this point I just want valve to readable them for one event just to see traders mad
I wanna talk about this, becuase I've notice this ever since the Summer Update. And I kept call them "Oh, these are things that I would see being used, so that way people can then use them for SFM". So whenever I saw Embrago for Example, I said "This is an SFM Map, not a Real Map for the Game". So whenever I saw something like "Ruskki Mask" for example, i said "Oh, this is an SFM Cosmetic, not a real Cosmetic for TF2".
Flak Furnished V2. 25:37. I really think skins and most hats/loot-box shit in the game should have never been a thing in TF2. Outside of first gen effects/hats? Yea. But talking about the blood layer whatever? I'm not 100% sure if it would work/look good. Yet a costume blood layer that instead added a transparent layer over the texture that made it look damaged? The texture looks industrial/hazard. If possible it might look awesome having acid like stains instead of blood. Very faint amounts of it. Discoloration splatters instead of blood splatter. Very very muted effect. Yet enough to make out that some kind of hazardous substance had eaten into the paint.
You might wanna have to start using an addon or extension or plugin or something to detect if there have been duplicate links of stuff you already saw whether on discord or on the browser, maybe someone out there can make one work
I think for cosmetics, a heavily saturated color is fine for very tiny items. Like the polycount pin or any type of pin/badge for that matter. But for hats and large misc items, they should use more neutral colors.
The sawtooth war paint thing looks really good on big weapons like the heavy gun and rocket launchers. I don't think he should remove the sharp angles. But instead they should just let it be on big weapons only and not small weapons like shot guns.
Has zesty ever recommended a list of maps that could cover all of the current light variations in the game for war paint showcases? Like on the top of my head, gorge(daytime), badwater(late midday), mountain lab(afternoon), sawmill(gloomy), doubcross(night) Definitely missing a few, but i think that covers most of the commonly used light levels
wow i actualy didint even feel the vibes. you only see it if you properly remember the vibes of the reference and look close enough. i would love it to be put in the game because of that and then the community has a fight when people get the reference. i would unironicly use this but then i would need to constandly be good at the game or im gonna look like a dumbass haha. eh.
20 minutes in and it seems like an INSANE amount of nitpicking for items I'd love to see in game. "Too much detail" I literally could not think of a thing in this world I care about less than the amount of detail on the chest of a medic with a certain cosmetic. I don't care. Give me more interesting cosmetics, I don't care if Scout is from Brooklyn and wears a cowboy hat! Just gimme the OPTION!
18:40 Bandito Scout is good cosmetic. It does fit his personality. It would not suit Engineer better Maybe a sheriff skin would suit engineer better, but not bandito The only problem with the aesthetic is anachronistic (Checks cow mangler)
About the cowboy scout outfit Saying it doesnt fit scout personality is super vague to ever offical valve standards Would scout actually like akira (flapjack outfit) Heaby hates the soviets with passion after what they did to his family but wears a damm soviet officers hat And would sniper actually where a egdy looking hoodie Beside if we stick woth mercs having the same theme outfits everytime (Like only demoman can have knight outfit, or slldier can only have military outfits), tf2 will be more stale then it is right now Also arnt we gonna talk about the catgirl aim trainer
@@Heavy_weapons07 Also, If I'm not mistaken, the original Scout from the comics was Billy The Kid. But I have to agree with you. People should be able to recontextualize a characters design through cosmetics to make them unique, If we stick with things that belong to the character way too much, we end up with spy, that has a billion different suit cosmetics that feel redundant
@@yakovmarker4564 I mean tbf i don't think it matters because if all the cosmetics went by how a character is themed then the only thing that scout could be is a sports fan which would be REALLY boring after a while of the 30th jersey added to the game
Maybe the US just has shit white chocolate, I know I don't like Hershey's. It tastes very bland and artificial. I'll eat white chocolate if I'm offered it, I'm more of a milk chocolate enjoyer.
Zesty's beard has so many stalys to chose, goes with any type of lodaut
we need zesty beard cosmetic
Zesty's facial hair going from texan dahmer to antebellum plantation owner is whiplash!
He came from the 1920s
Get back to the workshop!
What does Zesty mean by this?
*badum tiss*
Furry Aim Trainer
Is it training furrys to aim or does it train you to aim at furries?
Gives me more incentive to shoot, if the barrel is pointed towards those things.
@@antongorov5275It's both
It’s good at teaching both sides
Almost as good as Femboy Aim Trainer
"What matters is the VOD" - Zesty, 2024 Anno Domini
This confirms Zesty Jesus existed before Jesus Jesus
@@s.hrey_.a1 Do you know what Anno Domini means?
@@BIoomingOnion Wait I got it wrong, Anno Domini is After Christ, not Before Christ, Sorry.
More familiar with CE and BCE
@@s.hrey_.a1 No it means year of the lord you mong
@@Pokekart47 still it’s used to refer to Common Era
>zesty's steam account
>featured & recommended
>shows furry aim trainer
Interesting.
Well it was recommended by his lovely friend Tenjitty.
Zesty rocks the civil war general mustache like a champ
The "General Lee' War 'Stache"
0:26 I lost it. My soul just left my body when the steam recomendation appeared.
Zesty has such a great friend who only recommends the best games to him.
- Catgirl Aim Trainer
- Furry Aim Trainer
State of the art AAA games.
AI Catgirls removed
Nooooooooooooooooo!
I expect an aim trainer stream.
cant wait
No catgirl aim trainer
Did he show the steam page when he was live?
@@Smojo10 Yes, it was porn
opening up the vod and the first thing I see is Furry Knockers, thanks Zesty.
me when I go into certain folders on my computer
Don't worry It was even worse in the original stream since he clicked the game and the previews were straight up porn
@@carsonthompson4260 die
I know you didn't ask me, but to that chat user who asked "what's the coolest thing you threw in the trash?" Since Zesty couldn't answer I will. This was when I was working as the donation attendant at the Salvation Army store, actually on my first or second day on the job. Someone brought in an original Magnavox Odyssey, in the original box, along with the gun accessory and a few other extra bits to it. When I asked my supervisor what we should do with it he said "throw it away, nobody will buy this". Being a fan of gaming history I wanted to steal it for myself, but being so new there (and being young at the time) I didn't have the confidence or courage to hide it somewhere and take it home. So we put it in the trash. I still remember looking down in that bin longingly at it. Had it been later in my career there I would have stolen it (for some reason they didn't let us buy things from the store without a long hassle and paperwork). I still regret that to this day. Also fun fact: probably about 60-75% of what you donate to the SA is thrown in the trash.
🐟
I'm sorry man.
1:04:57
"wait, surely it wouldn't look THAT bad in game.. i mean, pyro has his face covered by default?"
"...WAIT A SECOND THIS IS FUCKING DEMOMAN"
It's not an issue that there's too many taunts it that they arent taunts they are dances, emotes and chairs. Make taunts great again let us bully eachother in game again
Chairs indeed, there are 4 "taunts" in this game where the mercs just sits in chairs, 5 if you count Scout's beanbag taunt.
@ColonelKlink1965 I mean don't get me wrong I enjoy the seat emotes but the game does need more actual taunt taunts to balance things out so it doesn't just sink to fortnite levels crap
Only Engi should get idle taunts where you just sit there since his class is supposed to be about letting the buildings do most of the work.
Now I want a "down low, too slow" partner taunt where it's the opposite of the high five taunt, but the mercs pull away and do like a laugh at the other person after they miss
0:01 VINNY INFILTRATED STEAM'S RECOMMENDATIONS ALGORITHM
17:35
They say this would be a better fit for the engineer but honestly in terms of looks and silhouette I think it fits sniper better. Especially since *he's* the sharp-shooter of TF2.
Engineer has already a billion cosmetics with the cowboy theme
I rather have the enemy do the ‘So Close’ taunt at me, especially when they’re at low health and I got killed by them, instead of the laughing taunt.
I disagree with the idea that they shouldn't add a Scout cowboy set just because he doesn't have cowboy themes. Soldier and Demo have nothing to do with cowboys either and they both got cowboy cosmetics that look jut fine, hell Sniper gets a TON of cowboy stuff just because of his default hat and not because of his character.
The general setting of the game being the badlands and the brown-ish color palette lends itself really well to cowboy cosmetics honestly.
0:00 vod starts
2:45:28 vod ends
1:39:41 The guy in chat
That booty sniper taunt would make me throw my keyboard
2:28:31 What we really need is a high rollers beggar's bazooka. I already have it as a mod, but we need to let the world see its beauty
I think it is weird that the weapons that spin (the Minigun and the syringe gun) didn't got a High Roller's decorated skin. I think the casino theme fits both of them.
Its the vod that counts
I feel like the workshopers are making detailed cosmetic that don't really fit the mercenary/game is so that it can be used in an SFM.
Many of those cosmetics wouldn't even fit in an SFM. They'd look more at home in a GMod video where the joke is that the cosmetic is abhorrently ugly.
No you dont understand its good when every single crease and fold on a character's shirt is modelled
Then like. Upload it on the damn SFM workshop, not the TF2 one.
Oops it's all hazards strips
Game probably mines your computer, I wouldnt open that lmao.
Heavy already has the superior trigger finger that is his taunt kill
50:29 MISTER BEAAAST
Went back 100 years from the previous mustache
jerma aim trainer
Man I got a 3 hour drive ahead of me...and I was all caught up on my "30 year old weeb bitches about digital cosmetics" videos. BUT THE MOUSTACHED JESUS GIFTS US YET AGAIN.
That furry game lol but damn that medic looks 10 times better than the one we got in the summer.
I feel like Zesty should focus on Cosmetics way more. Not only do I find watching him review those more interesting, but we aren't getting any new warpaints as of late, so I don't see the point in 75% of the vod being that.
Part of that is because the people in his discord are the ones sending the warpaint links.
how many white chocolate enjoyers does it take to take down zesty
Trick question, the soy poisoning will get them before they get to Zesty
More than there are in the world.
UNUSUAL ACTIVITY IN THE PIT!! ⚠️
18:00 It's a reference to Erron Black from mk10
Congrats on so close being a rock scientist Zesty
Damn now we gotta call him Dr. F R E A K Y Jesus
You know when your warpaint is good, when it looks good on the brass beast
Ah yes, more Zesty Jesus to fulfill my un-zesty life.
Edging runs trough his bloodline
the amount of beard cosmetics zesty has is crazy fr
I remember playing tf2 when spells were added. But for some reason I missed my opportunity to get one. Honestly at this point I just want valve to readable them for one event just to see traders mad
Had fun with Zesty. I hope they will add 500 cigarette warpaint
zesty is like german jerma
Jerman
I wanna talk about this, becuase I've notice this ever since the Summer Update. And I kept call them "Oh, these are things that I would see being used, so that way people can then use them for SFM". So whenever I saw Embrago for Example, I said "This is an SFM Map, not a Real Map for the Game". So whenever I saw something like "Ruskki Mask" for example, i said "Oh, this is an SFM Cosmetic, not a real Cosmetic for TF2".
2:28:20 when the zetsyjesus is SUS! 😳
Flak Furnished V2. 25:37. I really think skins and most hats/loot-box shit in the game should have never been a thing in TF2. Outside of first gen effects/hats? Yea.
But talking about the blood layer whatever? I'm not 100% sure if it would work/look good. Yet a costume blood layer that instead added a transparent layer over the texture that made it look damaged? The texture looks industrial/hazard. If possible it might look awesome having acid like stains instead of blood. Very faint amounts of it. Discoloration splatters instead of blood splatter. Very very muted effect. Yet enough to make out that some kind of hazardous substance had eaten into the paint.
1:38:52 The Escape Plan.
I'm not opening a single case until Big Texas and Houston Hunk are added.
safety measures gives TFC vibes.
Skin: custom wear, normal map
Zesty: normal wear. custom map
that Rogue's Roulette is funny as hell
You might wanna have to start using an addon or extension or plugin or something to detect if there have been duplicate links of stuff you already saw whether on discord or on the browser, maybe someone out there can make one work
The balaclava doesn't look weird it's fits fine especially for heavy as a kgb agent
looking good zesty
I would rock that cowboy scout honestly. It just looks really good
if the hairless cat pyro was added i wouldnt play as any other class ever
You got a Hairless Cat or why exactly?
Where did you get that War Room texture wallpaper? I would totally use a Blu version
I think for cosmetics, a heavily saturated color is fine for very tiny items. Like the polycount pin or any type of pin/badge for that matter. But for hats and large misc items, they should use more neutral colors.
About the mint KitKats: the American ones have dark chocolate half-mixed on them, so they're inedible
I like dark chocolate and I still think they're absolutely disgusting
Zesty is ROCKING that mustache
The Leper's Burden hat for the demo makes him look like a Mahjarrat from runescape
Congradulations on opening up that chicken restaurant Zesty.
Thanks for the VOD zesty
The sawtooth war paint thing looks really good on big weapons like the heavy gun and rocket launchers. I don't think he should remove the sharp angles. But instead they should just let it be on big weapons only and not small weapons like shot guns.
I'm so tired of the medic sport on beach outfits there so bad
Has zesty ever recommended a list of maps that could cover all of the current light variations in the game for war paint showcases? Like on the top of my head, gorge(daytime), badwater(late midday), mountain lab(afternoon), sawmill(gloomy), doubcross(night)
Definitely missing a few, but i think that covers most of the commonly used light levels
1:40:35 I see your chat has found a "referenced" cosmetic I would personally go for in the game with MY engineer.
Now I'm wondering if Lucid could mail candies to Zesty
I actually do like the king of hearts cosmetic for spy. Something about it fits him.
Pyro head wear as animals should be only for a shark. Full stop. It’s enough. To run with the Pyro Shark gags.
I think they should add a war paint case with 1/2 skins and 1/2 their MK.ll versions so they still have war paints but also good skins
Need the song at 57:23
1:59:11 oh zesty, you don't want to know
wow i actualy didint even feel the vibes. you only see it if you properly remember the vibes of the reference and look close enough. i would love it to be put in the game because of that and then the community has a fight when people get the reference. i would unironicly use this but then i would need to constandly be good at the game or im gonna look like a dumbass haha. eh.
20 minutes in and it seems like an INSANE amount of nitpicking for items I'd love to see in game. "Too much detail" I literally could not think of a thing in this world I care about less than the amount of detail on the chest of a medic with a certain cosmetic. I don't care. Give me more interesting cosmetics, I don't care if Scout is from Brooklyn and wears a cowboy hat! Just gimme the OPTION!
Hey so where is workshop review September 2024?
Under cover tech looks sooooooo good. Why can't we have war paints like this be in the game.
the man likes what he likes
Hey dude, do you have a set playlist / mix for the music you use on stream? if so, can you link it here?
here in brazil we got a white chocolate called Galak and its fucking wonderful
wheres the vod for the september review
ZORNOGRAPHY AIM TRAINER
18:40
Bandito Scout is good cosmetic.
It does fit his personality.
It would not suit Engineer better
Maybe a sheriff skin would suit engineer better, but not bandito
The only problem with the aesthetic is
anachronistic (Checks cow mangler)
The original scout was Billy the Kid
Honestly nothing here stuck out as really good to me like usual, idk everything seemed kind of mid at best
I saw him review things twice and once he likes something and next time he says he never saw this and dont like it XD
Not zesti getting exposed in the beginning😭😭😭
About the cowboy scout outfit
Saying it doesnt fit scout personality is super vague to ever offical valve standards
Would scout actually like akira (flapjack outfit)
Heaby hates the soviets with passion after what they did to his family but wears a damm soviet officers hat
And would sniper actually where a egdy looking hoodie
Beside if we stick woth mercs having the same theme outfits everytime
(Like only demoman can have knight outfit, or slldier can only have military outfits), tf2 will be more stale then it is right now
Also arnt we gonna talk about the catgirl aim trainer
@@Heavy_weapons07 Also, If I'm not mistaken, the original Scout from the comics was Billy The Kid.
But I have to agree with you.
People should be able to recontextualize a characters design through cosmetics to make them unique, If we stick with things that belong to the character way too much, we end up with spy, that has a billion different suit cosmetics that feel redundant
Someone should make a Touhou Aim trainer.
Touhou dodge trainer, prepare you for the 1ccs.
Trigger Finger taunt is such a bisexual thing to do
2:12:12 I actually like it.
Who’s even running Valve anymore?
2:29:10 we agree!
I have diarrhea
White chocolate is the best what
Cowboy doesn't work for scout? But Milk man, Hot Dog vendor and Fry cook does?
You're two for two.
Pretty sure he expressed an opinion before that Scout being in the fast food service also doesn't fit.
@@yakovmarker4564 I mean tbf i don't think it matters because if all the cosmetics went by how a character is themed then the only thing that scout could be is a sports fan which would be REALLY boring after a while of the 30th jersey added to the game
False equivelancy
No, they never did.
Maybe the US just has shit white chocolate, I know I don't like Hershey's. It tastes very bland and artificial.
I'll eat white chocolate if I'm offered it, I'm more of a milk chocolate enjoyer.
that sure was a......start of a video right there....
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