Just tried the bottle I got from my brother, I was suprised how smooth and mellow it was compared to all the crap it gets. Really nice and smooth and then a soft bitter blanket rests on your tounge for a while. It was quite nice actually.
I still remember my first experience trying Malort at a convention in Milwaukee pre-pandemic with this lovely lady from Chicago who brought Malort with her and offered me some. Later that night, some of my friends apologized profusely for not finding me sooner to stop me from that particular life choice.
You sounded just like the kat with a hair ball. That's pretty much it... Grapefruit vodka with a crushed aspirin dissolved in it... Of course it's torture.
Definitely! I’ll give you a blind sample of Malort when you are expecting whiskey and see your reaction. It would be great. Cheers! Thanks for watching
35 % alcohol ,65 % hate.
1:42 is when she actually smells it
2:38 when she actually tries it
Plot twist: the water is more Malort
Hilarious reaction, it reminded me of a cat coughing up a hairball. Love watching you both.
😊 thank you! Haha.
that was a great one. loved when you spat it across the room.
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Best reaction since I Whiskey, She Wines Lagavulin.
This series is the best!
Malort!: For when you want to unfriend someone, in person.
Haha, yes! Cheers!
Malort: Tonight's the night you fight your dad.
"Give my bath a mouth" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........and hearing Bill crack-up in the background made the spit take even more funny.
Hahaha I was so flustered 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious! This deserves a million views. So funny 😁
Hahah thank you! Cheers!
Hysterical! Great job Bill!!🤣. Cheers you two! 🥃
JEFF POWER!!! LOL!
🤣🤣. He got me good. It was hilarious. Cheers!
Looks like pee, smells like tea, and the taste is NOT for me... That is your early wedding present from Bill. 🤣
Hahaha terrible early wedding present 🤣
Comedian John Hodgman once described Malōrt as tasting like “pencil shavings and heartbreak". 🤣🤣🤣
#TeamDara
Haha 🤣🤣🤣🥃cheers!
Lol…you called it!!
I was like “there is no way this is not Malort.” But I was so confused because we didn’t have Malort. But then Bill apparently bought it and hid it
Holy crap, Dara, nailed it! 😮 Bill is a trickster lol
Haha 😂 he got me good!
It's a tradition if you visit Chicago! Lmao.
Make sure to give your mouth a bath after the shot. 😛
The "Hard Sell" cocktail, made with Malort, is absolutely delicious.
You better watch your back Bill.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣it was all in good fun
🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the review! Now I never need to try it!
🤣🤣🥃it should only be a punishment!
Love this one. Love to see you do it with soda or sparkling water.
That's frickin hilarious, but could not have been any fun at all lol
I had no clue we even had Malort so I was totally shocked 🤣
Maybe it was just the neck pour. Give it another chance. 😂
Hahaha no way!
I always thought it tasted like mothballs and old tires that have been laying in a field for 20 years.
Reaction.... PRICELESS!
😂thanks.
Just tried the bottle I got from my brother, I was suprised how smooth and mellow it was compared to all the crap it gets. Really nice and smooth and then a soft bitter blanket rests on your tounge for a while. It was quite nice actually.
I still remember my first experience trying Malort at a convention in Milwaukee pre-pandemic with this lovely lady from Chicago who brought Malort with her and offered me some. Later that night, some of my friends apologized profusely for not finding me sooner to stop me from that particular life choice.
This is so hilarious!!
oh noooooo!
Bill got me good! I didn’t even know we had Malort. Payback is a B.
Funniest video you've ever made. 😂😂😂😂 Great job Bill.
Great review! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🥃let me guess: #teamBill
After watching your livestream this morning, we decided we can’t be in your or bill’s corner, we stand in both corners and root for team dill
Hahaha. I love it!
My wife decided to soak some shower hooks in my toothbrush cup with bleach.. we had just about the same reaction. I feel your pain.
Hahaha oh noooo!
Why Bill, why????
You do the what’s in the box - Malort Edition after…..after Matt Madness.
Come on man, get it together- your her MM coach.
😂😂❤❤
Hahaha. Yes!!!
Malort ... when you absolutely have to unfriend someone in person.
Malort: Tastes like the day dad left.
"This looks like Pee"..... nailed it....
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This is a perfect way to rid yourself of bourbon that you don't like...seeing as how all you're gonna taste for the next week and a half is malort...
Should’ve waited till after the wedding Bill. 😂
🤣🤣right?!
Love the reaction lol you know it’s all the gasoline and rubber bands that gives it it’s signature taste right?
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Malort, because rabies wasn’t fun enough
WHAT THE HELL that is not fun, nice, or good to do to anyone! Hope the couch doesn't make your back hurt Bill! /// Peace y'al
Hahah. It was hilarious. I was dying laughing. And gagging. Peace!
I've had Malört, and I don't think that it's all that bad...granted it aint all good either 😂😂
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I think I spit it out as well when I had in back in the 90's as a joke with co-workers. This was terrible.
1:10 if your pee looks like that, please drink more water. Your kidneys will thank you.
LOL This looks like pee!! This is horrible but you did guess the bottle. The only thing that might be worse is the Dickel Tabasco...
Ewwww both are GROSS!
Omg...have you been bad?! 😄
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If there was ever a reason to snip in the scene from SE7EN...
malört, mal-ört, a in mal like the a in tart, dart etc, ö is a bit like oe or the i in dirt.
It would have been funny if this was the last video you posted... "I quit!"
🤣True.
Original Hawk Tuah
Lol
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It tastes like grapefruit cough syrup if that was a thing
Totally!
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Only way to describe the response to your experience:
🤔😆😅😂🤣
Haha it was absolutely disgusting, especially when I was expecting whiskey.
You sounded just like the kat with a hair ball. That's pretty much it... Grapefruit vodka with a crushed aspirin dissolved in it... Of course it's torture.
Haha I totally did. It was leaving a terrible taste in my mouth. Eeek yuck!
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Man who would do that. drain pour
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What did you do to deserve this?!?!?
🤣🤣 Bill def got me good
Yes it might clean you're toilet. Lol. Carma coming Bill's way now? Cheers.
🤣🤣🤣🤮🥃cheers!
Such an ugly trick,but a hilarious video.
It was gross but funny! 🤣
That was painful to watch. 🫣
🤣🤣sorry!
If cremation is your bag, that box will serve jus fine. No sense paying extravagant prices at the mortuary. Is there now?
Tastes like rose-infused gasoline.
Tastes like bug spray and pencil shavings.
Tastes like chartreuse
Malort is not that bad
To me it is!
She spits like a girl
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Over dramatic much. 🙄
Definitely! I’ll give you a blind sample of Malort when you are expecting whiskey and see your reaction. It would be great. Cheers! Thanks for watching
@@TheAverageDrinker i live near Chicago. Malort is like water here.