What's in the Box? Blind review of Jeppson's Malört - WHY did Bill trick me?
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- During this episode of What's in the Box, I did a blind review of Malort thanks to Bill tricking me. See my disturbed reaction and confusion.
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35 % alcohol ,65 % hate.
1:42 is when she actually smells it
2:38 when she actually tries it
Plot twist: the water is more Malort
"Give my bath a mouth" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........and hearing Bill crack-up in the background made the spit take even more funny.
Hahaha I was so flustered 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious reaction, it reminded me of a cat coughing up a hairball. Love watching you both.
😊 thank you! Haha.
Malort!: For when you want to unfriend someone, in person.
Haha, yes! Cheers!
Best reaction since I Whiskey, She Wines Lagavulin.
This series is the best!
that was a great one. loved when you spat it across the room.
🤣🤣🥃
Comedian John Hodgman once described Malōrt as tasting like “pencil shavings and heartbreak". 🤣🤣🤣
#TeamDara
Haha 🤣🤣🤣🥃cheers!
I always thought it tasted like mothballs and old tires that have been laying in a field for 20 years.
Hysterical! Great job Bill!!🤣. Cheers you two! 🥃
JEFF POWER!!! LOL!
🤣🤣. He got me good. It was hilarious. Cheers!
Just tried the bottle I got from my brother, I was suprised how smooth and mellow it was compared to all the crap it gets. Really nice and smooth and then a soft bitter blanket rests on your tounge for a while. It was quite nice actually.
Looks like pee, smells like tea, and the taste is NOT for me... That is your early wedding present from Bill. 🤣
Hahaha terrible early wedding present 🤣
Hilarious! This deserves a million views. So funny 😁
Hahah thank you! Cheers!
Lol…you called it!!
I was like “there is no way this is not Malort.” But I was so confused because we didn’t have Malort. But then Bill apparently bought it and hid it
Maybe it was just the neck pour. Give it another chance. 😂
Hahaha no way!
You better watch your back Bill.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣it was all in good fun
The "Hard Sell" cocktail, made with Malort, is absolutely delicious.
Holy crap, Dara, nailed it! 😮 Bill is a trickster lol
Haha 😂 he got me good!
🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the review! Now I never need to try it!
🤣🤣🥃it should only be a punishment!
That's frickin hilarious, but could not have been any fun at all lol
I had no clue we even had Malort so I was totally shocked 🤣
It's a tradition if you visit Chicago! Lmao.
Make sure to give your mouth a bath after the shot. 😛
I still remember my first experience trying Malort at a convention in Milwaukee pre-pandemic with this lovely lady from Chicago who brought Malort with her and offered me some. Later that night, some of my friends apologized profusely for not finding me sooner to stop me from that particular life choice.
Love this one. Love to see you do it with soda or sparkling water.
Why Bill, why????
You do the what’s in the box - Malort Edition after…..after Matt Madness.
Come on man, get it together- your her MM coach.
😂😂❤❤
Hahaha. Yes!!!
My wife decided to soak some shower hooks in my toothbrush cup with bleach.. we had just about the same reaction. I feel your pain.
Hahaha oh noooo!
Malort ... when you absolutely have to unfriend someone in person.
Reaction.... PRICELESS!
😂thanks.
oh noooooo!
Bill got me good! I didn’t even know we had Malort. Payback is a B.
I've had Malört, and I don't think that it's all that bad...granted it aint all good either 😂😂
This is a perfect way to rid yourself of bourbon that you don't like...seeing as how all you're gonna taste for the next week and a half is malort...
I think I spit it out as well when I had in back in the 90's as a joke with co-workers. This was terrible.
If there was ever a reason to snip in the scene from SE7EN...
This is so hilarious!!
Should’ve waited till after the wedding Bill. 😂
🤣🤣right?!
Love the reaction lol you know it’s all the gasoline and rubber bands that gives it it’s signature taste right?
🤣🤣🤣🥃
Funniest video you've ever made. 😂😂😂😂 Great job Bill.
After watching your livestream this morning, we decided we can’t be in your or bill’s corner, we stand in both corners and root for team dill
Hahaha. I love it!
Man who would do that. drain pour
🤣🤮
"This looks like Pee"..... nailed it....
🤣🤣🥃
Original Hawk Tuah
malört, mal-ört, a in mal like the a in tart, dart etc, ö is a bit like oe or the i in dirt.
WHAT THE HELL that is not fun, nice, or good to do to anyone! Hope the couch doesn't make your back hurt Bill! /// Peace y'al
Hahah. It was hilarious. I was dying laughing. And gagging. Peace!
Great review! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🥃let me guess: #teamBill
It would have been funny if this was the last video you posted... "I quit!"
🤣True.
It tastes like grapefruit cough syrup if that was a thing
Totally!
What did you do to deserve this?!?!?
🤣🤣 Bill def got me good
LOL This looks like pee!! This is horrible but you did guess the bottle. The only thing that might be worse is the Dickel Tabasco...
Ewwww both are GROSS!
That was painful to watch. 🫣
🤣🤣sorry!
Reminds me of Castle Anthrax. Bad Malort, bad bad Malort!!! Malort must be punished! He must be spanked! He must be thoroughly spanked! After that comes the...........
1:10 if your pee looks like that, please drink more water. Your kidneys will thank you.
Lol
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If cremation is your bag, that box will serve jus fine. No sense paying extravagant prices at the mortuary. Is there now?
😄👏👏
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Malort is not that bad
To me it is!
You sounded just like the kat with a hair ball. That's pretty much it... Grapefruit vodka with a crushed aspirin dissolved in it... Of course it's torture.
Haha I totally did. It was leaving a terrible taste in my mouth. Eeek yuck!
🐈💨
Omg...have you been bad?! 😄
🫠
Tastes like bug spray and pencil shavings.
Malort, because rabies wasn’t fun enough
Such an ugly trick,but a hilarious video.
It was gross but funny! 🤣
Tastes like rose-infused gasoline.
🤢🤮
Only way to describe the response to your experience:
🤔😆😅😂🤣
Haha it was absolutely disgusting, especially when I was expecting whiskey.
Tastes like chartreuse
Yes it might clean you're toilet. Lol. Carma coming Bill's way now? Cheers.
🤣🤣🤣🤮🥃cheers!
She spits like a girl
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮
Over dramatic much. 🙄
Definitely! I’ll give you a blind sample of Malort when you are expecting whiskey and see your reaction. It would be great. Cheers! Thanks for watching
@@TheAverageDrinker i live near Chicago. Malort is like water here.