What's in the Box? Blind review of Jeppson's Malört - WHY did Bill trick me?

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @wilelowman
    @wilelowman Рік тому +22

    35 % alcohol ,65 % hate.

  • @drengillespie
    @drengillespie 11 місяців тому +12

    1:42 is when she actually smells it
    2:38 when she actually tries it
    Plot twist: the water is more Malort

  • @ragingirishman6969
    @ragingirishman6969 Рік тому +8

    Hilarious reaction, it reminded me of a cat coughing up a hairball. Love watching you both.

  • @mjcusmthw
    @mjcusmthw Рік тому +5

    that was a great one. loved when you spat it across the room.

  • @brentross9233
    @brentross9233 Рік тому +5

    Best reaction since I Whiskey, She Wines Lagavulin.
    This series is the best!

  • @bryanhumphrey4072
    @bryanhumphrey4072 Рік тому +13

    Malort!: For when you want to unfriend someone, in person.

  • @DC-vv3pu
    @DC-vv3pu Рік тому +10

    "Give my bath a mouth" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........and hearing Bill crack-up in the background made the spit take even more funny.

  • @blackhawkwxfan
    @blackhawkwxfan Рік тому +4

    Hilarious! This deserves a million views. So funny 😁

  • @jeffkastl1290
    @jeffkastl1290 Рік тому +5

    Hysterical! Great job Bill!!🤣. Cheers you two! 🥃

  • @jeffsligh9818
    @jeffsligh9818 Рік тому +9

    Looks like pee, smells like tea, and the taste is NOT for me... That is your early wedding present from Bill. 🤣

  • @waynemontpetit8181
    @waynemontpetit8181 Рік тому +7

    Comedian John Hodgman once described Malōrt as tasting like “pencil shavings and heartbreak". 🤣🤣🤣
    #TeamDara

  • @poppajoe3154
    @poppajoe3154 Рік тому +3

    Lol…you called it!!

    • @TheAverageDrinker
      @TheAverageDrinker  Рік тому +1

      I was like “there is no way this is not Malort.” But I was so confused because we didn’t have Malort. But then Bill apparently bought it and hid it

  • @Richie.Z
    @Richie.Z Рік тому +2

    Holy crap, Dara, nailed it! 😮 Bill is a trickster lol

  • @ironwolfosiris
    @ironwolfosiris Рік тому +1

    It's a tradition if you visit Chicago! Lmao.
    Make sure to give your mouth a bath after the shot. 😛

  • @inherentmirth5180
    @inherentmirth5180 Рік тому +1

    The "Hard Sell" cocktail, made with Malort, is absolutely delicious.

  • @theclicker69
    @theclicker69 Рік тому +3

    You better watch your back Bill.
    😂😂😂

  • @mrgreatshot7278
    @mrgreatshot7278 Рік тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the review! Now I never need to try it!

  • @numanuma20
    @numanuma20 9 місяців тому

    Love this one. Love to see you do it with soda or sparkling water.

  • @jspack71
    @jspack71 Рік тому +2

    That's frickin hilarious, but could not have been any fun at all lol

    • @TheAverageDrinker
      @TheAverageDrinker  Рік тому +1

      I had no clue we even had Malort so I was totally shocked 🤣

  • @BourbonHawk69
    @BourbonHawk69 Рік тому +6

    Maybe it was just the neck pour. Give it another chance. 😂

  • @jeremyfrancois9101
    @jeremyfrancois9101 10 місяців тому +2

    I always thought it tasted like mothballs and old tires that have been laying in a field for 20 years.

  • @RobertMichaelStewart
    @RobertMichaelStewart Рік тому +1

    Reaction.... PRICELESS!

  • @Revener666
    @Revener666 7 місяців тому

    Just tried the bottle I got from my brother, I was suprised how smooth and mellow it was compared to all the crap it gets. Really nice and smooth and then a soft bitter blanket rests on your tounge for a while. It was quite nice actually.

  • @hailhydra91
    @hailhydra91 6 місяців тому

    I still remember my first experience trying Malort at a convention in Milwaukee pre-pandemic with this lovely lady from Chicago who brought Malort with her and offered me some. Later that night, some of my friends apologized profusely for not finding me sooner to stop me from that particular life choice.

  • @seang2012
    @seang2012 Рік тому +1

    This is so hilarious!!

  • @BourbonJunkies
    @BourbonJunkies Рік тому +1

    oh noooooo!

    • @TheAverageDrinker
      @TheAverageDrinker  Рік тому

      Bill got me good! I didn’t even know we had Malort. Payback is a B.

  • @Ilikebourbonalot
    @Ilikebourbonalot Рік тому

    Funniest video you've ever made. 😂😂😂😂 Great job Bill.

  • @nickpromin4049
    @nickpromin4049 Рік тому +1

    Great review! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulgreenleaf4841
    @paulgreenleaf4841 Рік тому +2

    After watching your livestream this morning, we decided we can’t be in your or bill’s corner, we stand in both corners and root for team dill

  • @1mocast421
    @1mocast421 Рік тому +1

    My wife decided to soak some shower hooks in my toothbrush cup with bleach.. we had just about the same reaction. I feel your pain.

  • @NiMRaX76
    @NiMRaX76 Рік тому +2

    Why Bill, why????
    You do the what’s in the box - Malort Edition after…..after Matt Madness.
    Come on man, get it together- your her MM coach.
    😂😂❤❤

  • @hailhydra91
    @hailhydra91 7 місяців тому +1

    Malort ... when you absolutely have to unfriend someone in person.

  • @lanceortmann4157
    @lanceortmann4157 2 місяці тому

    Malort: Tastes like the day dad left.

  • @mrjiggs8
    @mrjiggs8 Рік тому +1

    "This looks like Pee"..... nailed it....

  • @22Buckman
    @22Buckman Рік тому +2

    This is a perfect way to rid yourself of bourbon that you don't like...seeing as how all you're gonna taste for the next week and a half is malort...

  • @dustinpischel3058
    @dustinpischel3058 Рік тому +1

    Should’ve waited till after the wedding Bill. 😂

  • @DJDustKut
    @DJDustKut Рік тому +1

    Love the reaction lol you know it’s all the gasoline and rubber bands that gives it it’s signature taste right?

  • @2ndTexasCavalry
    @2ndTexasCavalry Рік тому +1

    Malort, because rabies wasn’t fun enough

  • @toddpote2937
    @toddpote2937 Рік тому +1

    WHAT THE HELL that is not fun, nice, or good to do to anyone! Hope the couch doesn't make your back hurt Bill! /// Peace y'al

    • @TheAverageDrinker
      @TheAverageDrinker  Рік тому

      Hahah. It was hilarious. I was dying laughing. And gagging. Peace!

  • @jasonwalk4257
    @jasonwalk4257 10 місяців тому +1

    I've had Malört, and I don't think that it's all that bad...granted it aint all good either 😂😂

  • @NorthWestBourbon
    @NorthWestBourbon Рік тому +1

    😄👏👏

  • @user-zx8de8op9l
    @user-zx8de8op9l 11 місяців тому

    I think I spit it out as well when I had in back in the 90's as a joke with co-workers. This was terrible.

  • @WesAddington
    @WesAddington Рік тому

    1:10 if your pee looks like that, please drink more water. Your kidneys will thank you.

  • @peterbraddock2204
    @peterbraddock2204 Рік тому +1

    LOL This looks like pee!! This is horrible but you did guess the bottle. The only thing that might be worse is the Dickel Tabasco...

  • @davidteller7681
    @davidteller7681 Рік тому +1

    Omg...have you been bad?! 😄

  • @azmendozafamily
    @azmendozafamily 7 місяців тому

    If there was ever a reason to snip in the scene from SE7EN...

  • @Revener666
    @Revener666 7 місяців тому

    malört, mal-ört, a in mal like the a in tart, dart etc, ö is a bit like oe or the i in dirt.

  • @LordSStorm
    @LordSStorm Рік тому +1

    It would have been funny if this was the last video you posted... "I quit!"

  • @cnlawrence1183
    @cnlawrence1183 2 місяці тому

    Original Hawk Tuah

  • @smac2047
    @smac2047 Рік тому +1

    Lol

  • @LeatherDaddy97
    @LeatherDaddy97 Рік тому +1

    It tastes like grapefruit cough syrup if that was a thing

  • @a_z.tazzzfan8497
    @a_z.tazzzfan8497 Рік тому +2

    🤢🤮
    Only way to describe the response to your experience:
    🤔😆😅😂🤣

    • @TheAverageDrinker
      @TheAverageDrinker  Рік тому +1

      Haha it was absolutely disgusting, especially when I was expecting whiskey.

  • @sugarkitty4777
    @sugarkitty4777 Рік тому +1

    You sounded just like the kat with a hair ball. That's pretty much it... Grapefruit vodka with a crushed aspirin dissolved in it... Of course it's torture.

  • @jimlayton8642
    @jimlayton8642 Рік тому +1

    Man who would do that. drain pour

  • @jeffreywack
    @jeffreywack Рік тому +2

    What did you do to deserve this?!?!?

  • @zman7953
    @zman7953 Рік тому +1

    Yes it might clean you're toilet. Lol. Carma coming Bill's way now? Cheers.

  • @jamesstreet1144
    @jamesstreet1144 Рік тому +1

    Such an ugly trick,but a hilarious video.

  • @davevogelsang6791
    @davevogelsang6791 Рік тому +1

    That was painful to watch. 🫣

  • @jamesnorwood4084
    @jamesnorwood4084 Рік тому

    If cremation is your bag, that box will serve jus fine. No sense paying extravagant prices at the mortuary. Is there now?

  • @matthewmille
    @matthewmille 9 місяців тому

    Tastes like rose-infused gasoline.

  • @michaelwoodward5787
    @michaelwoodward5787 4 місяці тому

    Tastes like bug spray and pencil shavings.

  • @sphexes
    @sphexes Рік тому

    Tastes like chartreuse

  • @Flyingcar100
    @Flyingcar100 Рік тому +1

    Malort is not that bad

  • @paulgreenleaf4841
    @paulgreenleaf4841 Рік тому +2

    She spits like a girl

  • @chrispeden979
    @chrispeden979 Рік тому

    Over dramatic much. 🙄

    • @TheAverageDrinker
      @TheAverageDrinker  Рік тому +1

      Definitely! I’ll give you a blind sample of Malort when you are expecting whiskey and see your reaction. It would be great. Cheers! Thanks for watching

    • @chrispeden979
      @chrispeden979 Рік тому

      @@TheAverageDrinker i live near Chicago. Malort is like water here.