Google Translate Sings: "No Tears Left to Cry" by Ariana Grande (PARODY)
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I wish I could,loving american UA-camrs and being brazillian sometimes sucks.
"decide if you have a mouth"
"do you have a mouth"
"you have a mouth"
this is character development
Google translate is better than EA at character development
Sam Wooten 😂😂😂
LMAOOO I'M DYING
Xoopa Xoopa what’s EA
The best Ive seen
"I have died, but boy, I'm happy."
Damn. I didn't realise you needed help.
Happy happy
i feel you, man. sometimes you just die, but you're glad it's all over with
My depression in a nutshell. I'd like to die.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@That Weirdo JJ
Same 😞
First Malinda: “Yes, we will start again. This is-“
Second Malinda: No, no. We are done.
I LAUGHED SO HARD
Same. xD
Im dying a lot
Me restarting the video to start again
Hahah yes
The music starts playing
"I'm dying a lot" then "I woke up because I'm alive."
I mean, same, I guess.
Lyn surprise resurection
:>
Biggest plot twist in a song :)
yeah. that’s accurate enough.
She's Kenny lol
"Those pampers are haunted... So I'm gunna pee" But wouldn't that just release the diaper ghosts?
touché
XD
I think she means they scare her so much that she has to pee. Somewhere.
I thought it would exorcise them?
Anyone that's ever changed a diaper knows those Pampers are haunted!
When you’re the only one working on a group project
*_Now i have a suggestion, give me all of the honor._*
When one kid doesn’t want to compromise
He has different opinions
@@genfagan8154 LOL
Work-hard kid : So, *I kill him*
The other kids: Oh shit!
"I woke up because i am alive"
Realest thing i have ever heard
Yup
PanDaL0v3r11 lel
Oh, yes, the floor here is made of floor.
LOL
Me after my coma……..… lol imma TBI Survivor……..… I was in a coma for 3 DAYS……..… lol
"So, I'll kill him, I want to fetch"
-Evil Dog
Mr Pickles?
The yodeling pickle, yes.
MidnightTheKitten yesssss
Can I just say your pfp looks familiar... where is it from?
Well you wrote this about a year ago but maybe Smile dog
Friend: What’s your favourite song?
Me: your kidneys are not left
So true lol
😆
Seagull
Friend: wait are you a doctor is that the song?
Friend: wait, how did u know?
They're actually quite conservative.
I'm so proud of you for finally decding that you have a mouth
I'm still deciding whether or not I have a mouth.
"Oh, I agree"
this song was 4 the manchester bombing
Butterfly Taster 700th likes
Thank you, it took me a long time to decide. Oh, you’re not talking to me? Ok...
Docter: I have some bad news
Person:what is it
Docter:🎶Your kidenys are not left🎶
me: so do i have no kidneys or only right kidneys?
docter: THEY'RE FUCKING GONE!
Then the docter gets out a knife and stabs the parients heart.
Docter:there the pains over.
Walks away
docter: i recommend seeing a doctor, not a docter
They're alright, get it, cuz they are all...right...
Just me? Oh...
@@БорисЕвтимов-м1у XD It's okay buddy, I get it
No tears left to cry=tequila😂😂
Google translation is gulping tequila in a club because he's done crying about his breakup😂😂
As soon as she said tequila i saw this comment
@@fleetwoodmacncheese6678 such. A coincidence
Ain’t no crying in the club
@@kawaiiunicorn2743 eee
I dont think gt has a gender..
0:36: There is no cake in my body
Me: Poor You, I almost permanently have cake in my body 😂
Let her eat cake ⚜️
Mimi Angel same 😂
If you are dying, pie! 😬
Like Marie Antoinette
Same
Venezuela, Peru...Google has an obsession with South America, I think.
Interesant
@@classicwhite4559 ah
...darn it! I just made a comment 'bout that thinking no one else did... thank u evv >:(
But then it moves "Havana" to Hawaii... I think it just has an obsession with the Americas in general. Or maybe just geography, since we found Spain near China (is there confusion?)
@@MCOmegaX123 maybe all of the above
What I learned from this video:
1. If you wake up you're alive.
2. Always check if you have a mouth.
3. Tequila is bad for you.
4. Threatening to kill people is fine as long as it's in song.
5. Melinda's voice is beautiful. :)
Hahahha
Isn´t it Malinda???
Malinda with A.
She always says that her name is mAlinda....
6. We fight for Venezuela
All fair points... well, I don't know if checking if you have a mouth is _really_ necessary. I mean, is it really just going to go - and if it did, what could you do?
"I want, I'm living, I'm up (Oh s***)" Is by far my favorite part.
Ditto
How come GTranslate got that...?
I wake up because I’m alive
Gosh, seems like Ariana's been gone so long that she's willing to do just about anything at this point, including fetching, the polka, check on the kidney number status, and even seagull training!
D.J. Rose just wait for the collaboration with Weird Al.
She's been gone for so long because of what happened at her concert last year. I don't blame her.
D.J. Rose lol
She also turned Peruvian in Venezuela apparently
Yeah I know, so awful what happened at her concert. I was just cracking a joke regarding all the random actions listed in the song. Other than that, I understand why she left.
“We’re going to win Venezuela”
Literally every Venezuelan at this moment
I was looking for that comment!😂
Exactamente, eso mismo
President Maduro be like
You pay a dollar and you own Venezuela
*You are all W E E N Z I N S I N*
"Now, I have a suggestion. Give me all the honor."
-Google Translate, 2k18
Malinda, you deserve it.
That part fit so well with the music, too
“Enchanting, those pampers are haunted”
I always knew there was something up with those pampers commercials; no baby can sit still like that.
And for some reason I feel like “Cookie Time” from Troop Beverly Hills needs to be translated. I did it myself and ended up turning “chocolate chips are one of a kind” into, “they are like chicken birds (YES!)”
Ariana Grande: Ain't got no tears left to cry
Google Translate: Tequila
Basically the same thing right??
"Do you have a mouth? Check to see if you have a mouth." What is this, Silent Hill? XD
D.J. Rose What is this, Minecraft!?
THOSE PAMPERS ARE HAUNTED
....so, I'm gonna pee
"I'm dying a lot"
Minecraft noobs in a nutshell
"Those pampers are haunted, so I'm gonna pee"
Toddler logic
THIS DESERVES SO MUCH MORE LIKES
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣nice!!
"Now I have a suggestion... Give me ALL the honor"
Wow, Calm down Ariana... Damn, The sucess has gone to her head so fast...
Lucas Siqueira ikr
Lol
Sounds like the real Ariana to me 😂
I mean, same tho. I would love to have all the honor.
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
oh damn what am I gonna do without my kidneys
aspiré
0:12 is what you'll do.
She said "Your kidneys are not left" that means one of them is right! So you'll live :)
And then you can sing "I woke up because I'm alive"
sell them on the internet
Malinda: “We’re going to win Venezuela!”
Also Malinda: “I was crushed, By Whoopee cushions”
Underrated comment 😂
Don't forget, she's also Peruvian apparently. 😂
5 seconds in and I'm already dying, great job Malinda
WaffleWolf I laughed out loud in a few places. This one was really good. :)
AHHHH I just ran screaming about the heart to my brother...... XD
Sams
'Decide if you have a mouth'
'Dou you have a mouth'
'You have mouth'
"Your kidneys are not left"
Black marketers: "This is business"
"Comedy if it rains"
It's raining here. Great timing!
I understand it's meant to be comedic but those vocals WOW
I believe it's mostly editing but if not
*_wow_*
skydemon101 it’s not editing afaik ! she’s been in musical theatre
She's great
"I have died but boy I'm happy I'm happy I'm happy "
If that's not a mood
Google Translate really has a thing about working random countries into song lyrics. XD
And states, with Ohio being its favourite I think. :D
Creative Soul Yes!! 😂😂
God kept Ohio (Blank Space GTS)
We’re gonna win Venezuela !!!!!
l want to put Turkish control over the fire
We found Spain near China
Of course this is just one of Madagascar
I could go on…
First thing to do once you realise you have a mouth:
*Tequila*
xDDDD
Yes
Nazish Talati OMG IM BURSTING IN LAUGHTER
I am legitamately laughing out loud 😂😂
Yep and junk food. Dont forget junk food!
"Oh, I agree."
(Next line)
"He has different opinions."
Makes sense.
Maybe it's "I agree that I disagree with him".
Maybe your agreeing with a third party that he has different opinions haha.
I still haven’t even heard the normal version of this but now I don’t even want to. This is beautiful.
Morgan Cloutier you know what they say when you don’t something
Morgan Cloutier And if you do not know, you know, my aunt we understand the news
Morgan Cloutier same here! I still sing her versions while listening g to other songs. My 5 year old also. She sings the I Like Shapes all the time.
I went and watched Ariana's version after watching this and I definitely prefer Malinda's version
It seems like the playlist for our store music includes a lot of the songs that Malinda has done, and when I am working I am always singing the GTS version. And I work in a grocery and every time I walk past the personal sized watermelons I always sing "gradually watermelon"
*Throws all the honor i can at Malinda.*
*H O N O R ! ! !*
*”Seagull training abilities”* *” Those pampers are haunted”*
*what has my life come to*
*Those pampers are haunted*
*So I'm gonna pee*
@@NepgearGM6.1 They point out your fossils
2:06 everyone's worst nightmare 😂
That is me in yesterday v:
Lol
If it was me I would kill my electrician for destroying my electronic
Same
Fox Claw #relatable
"Your kidneys are not left"
"I was crushed by whoopee cushions"
A full phrase just turning into "Tequila"
Too many comedic gems in here. You truly should be given all the honor.
Rachel Anderson comedy, if it rains
“Yes we will start again... THIS IS HI- NONONO”
I’m literally DEAD
S neurological essence
"I'm dying a lot"... that's me during school tho.
SAME!
ALL THROUGH MATHS IM LIKE IM DYING WHEN'S DRAMA!!!!
I have died but boy im happy!
Seagull training ability
Pampers are haunted
*Im DyInG* 😂😂😂
0:32 "I woke up because I'm alive" 🤣 You are best!
1:22 when you say "I agree" to someone because you misunderstood their point and then realize too late that they think the exact opposite of you
Despite the ridiculous lyrics, your voice makes this song even better than it was.
Agreed
"Despite"? I think you mean "on top of".
And her expression XD
What else could you expect from a murderous, gravity defying, Peruvian goddess who wants left kidneys?
Agree
1:10
"Give me all the honor"
-That one dude playing Zuko in that one play in A:TLA probably
When she does "I want to fetch" it is literally the cutest thing... ilysm
Agreed.
This is almost as much of a mess as Havana had been xD
but come on, they’re both pretty hilarious. ;)
Kitty Love true
No. Not even close. But it is still very hilarious.
Ooooooh, I agree
but havana is still the best, with shawn mendes mix and shape of you by ed sheeran xD xD xD
"Now, I have a suggestion: give me all the HONOR!!"
Yep, sis, Zuko couldn't agree more with you
First thing I though of 😂
Avitar
I was looking for this comment
This is what I was looking for
Thank you
“So I’m gonna pee” her face expression makes it more hilarious she would be such a good actress
John loper Yes that is true
She does act in the theater in the DC area. She is awesome
ʇɟǝl ʇou ǝɹɐ sʎǝupᴉʞ ɹnoʎ
😂😂😂
Yaaaaaas bitch!!!!!!!!!
Xx K E N D A L L xX MSP how u do that
Heres the link! www.upsidedowntext.com/
Lmao
Someone should make a ten hour video that after she says yes, we should start again, it starts again😽🤞
I would watch that🤣
after a specific amount of time, i have decided.. that yes, i *do* have a mouth.
"I love you, I love you, I love you."
Awww same! We love you too Malinda
"I'll kill him, I want to fetch, I love you, I'm Polka, I choose him."
Jeez, talk about mood swings.
Edit: Wow, over a hundred likes??? Wow... waaaaaay more than I was expecting. I thought I'd get maybe 2 or 3, but thanks!!
Google translate's mood swings
Yep
Or, or, or, it’s a very energetic/playful guard dog.
@@leoyori9829 Lol maybe... a guard dog named Polka
Also, cool username
Lizzie Da Llama makes sense, and thanks
"GIVE ME ALL THE HONOR!" - probably Prince Zuko
Dawn Kearns yes
omg i saw this now and, yas avatar the last airbender fans are still here!
yas avatar the last airbender
YESSS
IKR
I woke up because im alive
Me: she’s not wrong
"I was crushed... by whoopee cushions." 😂 I love it when a word remains in the English version that is unclear why it's there or what it means like "weenzinsin". 😄 1:58
Wait is that even a word? :/
according to google translate, it's luxembourgish for "in Vienna"
but google translate isn't reliable amirite
@@jclkaytwoas proven by the lyrics
I’ve never listened to no tears left to cry and this is now the only version I’ll accept
Hannah L same
That's my situation for most of the songs she does.
Same
Cristina Strube same xd
Same here. I even though about listening to Ariana's version first but.... naaaaahhhhh.
So why did you wake up this morning????
Average person:I woke up because there is bills to pay and I got a family to feed
Google Translate: I woke up because I’m alive
Give this comment more likes!
2:05
Don't worry Malinda, you'll log into New York eventually.
(I hope at least one person gets my reference-)
I get the reference xD
+skydemon101
Ayyy ;D
Hey Cali said WHOS CALI ALEXANDER MY BEST FRIEND aka crush I CANT BELeaiVE YOUU
"You can log in to New York!"
ALEXANDER LUKOXENKO
Last time I was this early "Gradually Watermelon" was the most recent meme
xD
it was a long time
BRING BACK THE GRADUALLY WATERMELON T-SHIRTS!
I love the 'I was crushed by whoopee cushions' part. 😂😂😂
Omg that’s my fav part by far 😂😂 the way she sings it too lollll
“We’re going to win Venezuela!”
Think that’s too far lol
At least she might look after it properly
The Spare Channel yeah, Malinda should be President of Venezuela as she would do a much better job than that Maduro clown!
She would be way better than maduro!
Me: What is Google Translate drinking?
Malinda: Tequila
Me: Well, I guess that explains it.
Angelica Schuyler hey angie wassup aka we are never satisfied which is very sad Angelica because we wanted the same man but Eliza got him and we are happy thee happy then that Maria Reynolds comes and destroys it all Angelica I’m not dead right now and your cool and yeah ttyl bye Angelica
@@cookieboijackuwu9349 I wasn't really happy that Mariah came and destroyed it. I'd already accepted that I could never have him, though sometimes I would forget myself and flirt with him. And you're definitely not dead, because Laurens will never die.
Ah, beautiful nonsensical roleplaying.
okay but i love how after it started saying tequila it went no NO, because like, very accurate if you have no kidneys, u wont proceess it and it was a bad decision. love google translate's coherence.
HI Malinda!! I love you soo much! Your singing is amazing. Never stop posting. Lots of love
Tween Twilight Hiiii
who's miranda?
*Malinda
Lol meant malinda
I didn't even noticed 😅😅
I am dying 😂😂😂 everytime she says "I want to fetch" 😂😂😂 Let's be real now, Malinda is a QUEEN of the funny side of youtube!!!👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸👸
This is about a Peruvian girl who wants to take over Venezuela, she's depressed and died being crushed by whoopee cushions, before she died she killed her ex lover by taking his kidneys, and she chose another guy, she actually got help from a dog to kill her ex, but she wants all the honor, unfortunately the guy she chose has different opinions than her, like the fact that he hates planes, and she doesn't, so she tries to kill him, but instead he sews her mouth together and drowns her in whoopee cushions
Lol 😂
"I want. I'm living. I'm up (Oh shit)" my favorite part
Another armyyyyyy, so many armysssss hiiiiii
@@leanne5679 what do you meeeeaaaaannnnnn
Còókie_Děmôn that I seem to find many armys
@@leanne5679 but wich armyyyyy is thissss
as soon as she sang that part I saw this comment
I love how the same lines have different translations in different part of song 😂
"I can't deal with your mouth."
Me to people every day.
Same here
Google is obsessed with countries or just wanna cause a war someday
SinB is not Jessica Killer Romania?
Google translate is going to start World War III.
I am the confederate army
If there was a country ruled by Malinda... that country would definitely win by killing people with laughter
Australia commands the Armdiving war
No matter that he has different opinions, everyone has his own!
Leon Pont Have you been on the internet lately.
Elizabeth Brawn the truth hurts...
asdfmuffin I know...
You do realise she'll kill him because of the different opinions, right?
I agree.
*Google Translate is an alchoholic?!*
*Conspiracy theories part 54*
Yup Google has an alcohol problem and everyone should know it by now
The "I want to fetch" is the most funniest part to me😂😂
"he has different opinions"
Then
"I'll kill him"
(me to my ex)
Should I be concerned about this comment😑
there's a tequila in the middle of it tho
"Your kidneys are not left"
Oh my god😂😂i literally 'died a lot'
“I can’t login” - ha, relatable.
I know right
When you forget you're phone password
"Your kidneys are not left" Well that's very comforting. 😂😂😂
Millie Maeve that is why she will kill him to harvest organs
0:43 how could you miss the chance to hold up a tin of SPAM.........
*YOUR KIDNEYS ARE NOT LEFT*
no duh they're on ur right
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a person who had a problem with kidney stones, i can assure you that the kidneys are located on both sides. Left AND right.
Tori Thompson that's the point you can live with one kidney and they took the left one
ha
"I woke up because I'm alive"
I'm dying (from laugh)
“Now i have a suggestion, give me all the honor.” - Prince Zuko
*Malinda uses Seagull Training Ability*
*It's super effective*
"I woke up because I'm alive"
that's some logical shit :)
Ash Ketchum looking at Pikachu:
" I choose him "
That's what I thought when Malinda sang that!
Glad to see I'm not the only Pokemon fan here.
The only bad thing about watching GTS is that I laugh like a hyena. So I end up either A) waking everyone else in the house or B) simply scaring them.
Google translate, you do not get to be murderous and philosophical at the same time! 😁
I translated my name, and it means "the river and the water"
by the time I got to Spanish, it was "electricity and water".
LOL.
As usual, better than the original...
Also...is this song about a psychotic Peruvian man-dog obsessed with the internet and Pokemon now?
Satria Kurniawann Djaenal seems about right i guess
Exactly.
How is this better then ari.
Yep
The PinkPig cuz it has humor
I was crushed....
By Whoopie cushions
Maybe Aimee, o mighty, can save me
Krissy Valentine lol I'm Aimee, I will save you 😂😂😂
Ali Jones thank you aimee
Krissy Valentine your welcome! 😂😂😂
Btw, there was an Aimee in Australian Survivor I just found out LOL.
Give me all the honor
Zuko: that's rough, buddy
Y E S
2:57 glad we cleared that up
Not related to the song at all.. but grey hair looks great on you 😍
It’s not related to the song because google hears weird shit all the time.
You are a depressed bannana I met
*”I want, im living,I’m up, (OH SHI-)”*
*Wake me up when this is a meme.*
It's amazing how she can sing every single song perfectly like the artist. Such a talent and hilarious